Homo Horse Hangout | /hhh/ #30

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Link to past thread since I fucked up on the OP:

>>29130576

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>>29233091
Blessed stallions

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No mares allowed

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>>29233091
this thread's just too gay for most people, can you please tone it down~?

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>>29233146
No

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I wish this guy would do more stuff so he could draw shining armor doing more things.

>>29233157
Can you at least try not to make it any straighter~?

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>>29233146
All that lewd energy has to go somewhere, anon~

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>>29233171
He gave up on the Mac sleeping blog and the Shining doing things blog pretty quickly
It's a shame, but the content was great

>>29233176
Right, but keep the straightness to a reasonable or zero level, OK~?

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>>29233187
Yessir~

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>>29233185
He drew the best sleepy mac

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>>29233229
The best

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>>29233229
He did!
it's such a shame he never drew lewds
even if he just put in a soft sheath and balls or something it would have been perfect

>>29233254
I bet he did and just didn't release them. No way someone draws butt that well and doesn't add things.

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>>29233222
>Tfw you will never be in this situation

>>29233270
im ok with that

>>29233263
That bastard~

>>29233270
don't give up, anon
if it can happen to me it can happen to you, too

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>>29233091
I'll be posting a lewd story for you anons here in a minute. Here's the previous cuddlefics that accompany it:
http://pastebin.com/kHMraGHW
http://pastebin.com/Kacz0ZKz

>>29233550
>you look down at your plate, a single bite of pancake left
>you idly play with it with your fork, swirling it around in the syrup before popping it in your mouth
>delicious
>you look at Mac, who's just finishing his stack
>he isn't that much bigger than you, but he ate nearly twice as much
>must be a stallion thing
>no...
>must be a work stallion thing
>your eyes trace over his frame, admiring the contours of his muscles
>years of work have done him wonders
>broad shoulders, strong legs, toned barrel
>it's a wonder that he's as gentle as he is
>or as soft
>your eyes wander lower
>you can't get a great view with the table in the way, but you can catch glimpses of it
>his large sheath, a slightly deeper red than his fur
>the heavy orbs nestled right beneath it
>you can feel your face getting a little warmer as you think about it
>he notices you looking at him now
>”Enjoyin' the view?~”
>he says with a playful grin on his face

>>29233565
“Who wouldn't be?”
>you reply, a light blush forming on your cheeks
>he pushes his plate away, satisfied
>”Now that we're not starvin', want ta fool around some?~”
“Well...~”
>you tease him
“I suppose we could...”
>he perks up a little
>”Ya suppose, huh?~”
>”Mr. 'Oh please, harder Mac!'”
>you cough, turning away from him as you grab the plates, taking them over to the sink
“You can't prove I said that, you know”
>you can feel his eyes on you now
>they're unapologetically staring at your ass
“Ah could make ya say it again~”
>you blush harder, setting the dishes down and facing him
>you can see his stallionhood stirring under the table
>not quite hard, but the head is poking out of his sheath
>you can feel yourself starting to get aroused too
“I can't really say no to that, can I?~”
>Mac flashes a wide smile, getting to his hooves and gesturing towards the bed
>”You first~”

>>29233572
>you hastily climb back onto the covers, barely managing to turn around before red suddenly fills your vision
>he jumps up onto the bed, nearly knocking you back
>you let out an amused laugh
“Someone's eager, h--”
>he cuts you off with a swift kiss, his hooves wrapping around you
>he's really into it
>you melt into his touch, kissing him back
>his fur still tickles your face, but the sensation is more exciting this time
>he pulls out of the kiss, reaching for the bottom of your shirt with his mouth and pulling it off you in one swift movement
>you wince as the cold morning air hits your chest, but it quickly fades as he presses back into you
>he's so warm
>your bare skin touching his fur feels almost electric
>he starts kissing down you
>a kiss on your neck, your collarbone, down your chest and stomach
>you spread your legs a little as you understand what he's after
>he reaches the hem of your pants
>it takes him a second longer, but he's able to undo the button and slide them down, underwear and all
>you kick off the last of your clothing, letting it fall to the floor in a heap
>he presses back in once again, making sure his hips are grinding into yours while your lips meet
>if you weren't hard before, you were now
>he is too

I would gay the hell out of a mlp stallion, human guys are gross though.

>>29233592
>you can feel his stallionhood at full mast, swinging heavy between his hind legs
>he dips low, frotting himself against your own shaft
>he's bigger than you, but proportionally about the same for his body size
>his tongue presses against your lips, and you let it in
>he slowly explores your mouth, lightly panting between each kiss
>or maybe you were the one short of breath
>it's hard to tell
>his warmth, his passion
>his cock
>that's what's important
>he finishes out the kiss, working his hoof under your back and gently flipping you over
>you land face-first into the pillow, feeling a rush from his excitement
>you instinctively raise your hips up, presenting your ass to him
>he pauses, being more deliberate now
>he lightly grips each cheek, slowly kneading and pulling them apart
>admiring you
>he leans in
>you can feel his hot breath washing over your rear
>you wiggle impatiently
>he finally presses in, planting a kiss right over your hole
>he holds it for a few good seconds, making you shudder
>he slowly works his tongue into the kiss, at first only lapping over your ass
>tongue caressing it, leaving it slick and sensitive
>it's not long before his tongue slips inside you
>your toes curl from the sensation as he rims you
>you press deeper into your pillow, trying very unsuccessfully to hold back a moan or two
>the heat spreads through your hips, making you crave more
>you're rock hard

>>29233613
>he occasionally slips lower, giving your taint and balls a few licks and kisses
>it only turns you on more
>he suddenly pulls back
>you whine out
“Why'd you stop?”
>he suddenly lays on top of you
>you can feel his throbbing, leaking member pressing into your back
>he whispers into your ear
>“If ah don't do it now, ah won't be able to help mahself”
>“Unless ya want me to go in dry?~”
>you feel your face burning
“Well...”
>you look back, getting a glimpse of the massive shaft resting against you
“...Probably not~”
>he laughs
>”Didn't think so~”
>his weight pulls off you, and you let out a breath you didn't know you were holding
>you hear him rummaging around your dresser, looking for the bottle of lube you kept hidden in there
>you watch intently as he lubes himself up, making sure to get every inch of his stallionhood nice and slick
>he finally finishes, climbing back up onto the bed, hovering just above you
>you press back into the bed, raising your rear up for him
>instead of just thrusting in, he carefully lowers himself, taking a moment to rub his member between your cheeks
>you squeeze your rear muscles, feeling more and more turned on as he hotdogs you slowly
>he picks up the pace, grinding against you a little harder

>>29233632
“C'mon...don't make me say it...~”
>he leans in close again
>”Y'know you want to~”
>you groan in embarrassment
“Mac...Please fuck me~”
>he grins at his small victory
>”Yessir~”
>he stops his grinding, pulling back a little and lining up the tip of his stallionhood with your pucker
>you shudder, trying to relax as he starts leaning into it
>with a little more pressure, he enters you with a soft *pop*, sliding in smoothly and slowly
>you breathe hard through your nose, still not quite accustomed to his size
>you feel his medial ring slip inside you, the stretching reaching its peak
>after what feels like minutes he's fully hilted inside you, his crotch pressing against your rear
>you can feel his large, swollen balls resting just above yours
>“Relax, now...”
>he coos, stroking down your side with his soft hoof
>you breathe slowly and evenly, trying to let yourself relax and get used to the stallion inside of you
>it takes a bit, but you start getting used to it
>the discomfort melts away into a dull pleasure as your body realizes just how full you feel
>”There ya go~”
>he slowly rocks his hips back and forth, testing the waters to see your reaction
>when you moan softly in response, he starts pulling back a little further with each thrust
>the flare of his head passes right over the sweet spot inside you, and you clench down hard on him as a wave of pleasure shoots through your hips
>he breathes out hard through his nose, and you can feel him throbbing inside of you
>”Feels good, huh~”
>you nod quickly, trying to push your ass back up against his cock
>he presses your rear down with his hoof, keeping you held to the bed
>”Jus' let me do all the work~”

>>29233636
>he starts pulling back, shaft slowly dragging back through you
>just as his head is about to pop out
>just as you're about to complain about the sudden feeling of emptiness
>he thrusts forward, harder this time
>it only takes a second or two for him to hilt inside you this time
>you gasp softly, cheeks hot and cock throbbing against the sheets after the sudden move
>he doesn't give you a moment to adjust this time, keeping up the pace with long, deliberate thrusts
>it feels amazing
>every time he bucks
>every time his hips slap against yours
>every time he passes over your sweet spot
>you feel the pleasure welling up inside you, and you want more
>you want him
“Mac...”
>you moan out
>he finishes his thrust, cock staying deep inside you
>”Mhm...?~”
“Y-You can go harder, if you want to~”
>”Ah can, huh?~”
>he doesn't pull back, but continues to hump and grind against your rear, leaning his weight into you
>his head is pressing right against your prostate
>the teasing is unbearable
>”Y'know what ah want ta hear~”
>you can barely get the words out
“Please...Mac, fuck me harder...~”

>>29233649
>he wordlessly pulls back, slamming his hips into yours
>you can't help but cry out in pleasure
>he does it again and again, getting into a solid rhythm
>rutting you hard
>you can feel his cock swelling a little larger inside of you
>it's not gonna be long before he goes over the edge
>he pushes your rear deep into the bed, giving a particularly hard thrust
>the sudden jolt makes your own shaft spasm
>your balls pull up close to your abdomen
>you're not gonna last long at this rate either
>you grab the sheets tightly, balling them in your hands
>Mac leans over you, hot breath washing over your neck while he continues to pound you
>his weight is pushing your hips into the bed, making your cock grind and rub against the mattress
>his thrusts are starting to get less coordinated, and more erratic
>you hear his breaths turn into panting, picking up with each buck
>you feel the pleasure building up in you
>you can't hold it back anymore
>you cry out
“Mac...I-I'm gonna cum!”
>heat and pleasure erupt through you as you climax
>every thrust, every touch is electric
>your cock throbs and spurts beneath you
>Mac's stallionhood feels so hard as you clench down on it
>hearing and feeling you reach your peak, he loses all sense of self-control
>he humps your ass wildly, his broad head flaring inside you
>the extra sensation of your ass clamping down on him as you cum is too much

>>29233673
>”A-Ahm gonna...!”
>his cock swells, throbbing and shooting his load deep in your rear
>he moans lewdly, utterly in bliss as he finishes
>he can only thrust a few more times before the stimulation is too much
>he hilts inside you, weakly humping and grinding as he pumps his load
>you can feel it filling you, red-hot and wonderfully wet
>Mac shudders and gives one final thrust before collapsing on top of you, panting hard with a goofy grin on his face
>”That was...Ah...”
>his stallionhood is still inside you, slowly but steadily getting softer
>your only turn your head, as to not let it slip out of you
“It was amazing~”
>you bring your lips to his, kissing him as hard as you can in your position
>he wraps his forelegs around your chest, hugging you tightly
>the two of you stay like that for a while, naked and hot, simply enjoying the other's presence
>it's not too long before he's finally soft enough to slip out of your rear
>you cough and blush again as you feel his load leaking out
>he whistles
>”Jeez, ah really went to town on ya, huh~”
>you turn to face him, lightly hitting his chest with your hand
“You did great, my workhorse~”
>the two of you kiss again
>you pull back after a minute, noticing your own cum smeared over your belly
>thanks to the cuddling it's on his belly too
“We...should probably get a shower now.”
>he thinks about it for a moment
>”Only if we take one together~”
“Deal~”

>>29233680
And in pastebin, in case anyone is interested
http://pastebin.com/1a4Yt2x7

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I wanna boop the wizard.

>>29233565
>>29233572
>>29233592
>>29233613
>>29233632
>>29233636
>>29233649
>>29233673
>>29233680
10/10
please do more~

>>29233693
I am legitimately in love with Big Macintosh.

>>29233926
i am too, he's my horsebando after all
who wouldn't be in love with him~?

>>29233888
>>29233926
Aw, thanks guys~
Glad you liked it!

>>29234005
glad you made it in the first place
now i'll just (impatiently) wait until you make more~

>>29234015
http://pastebin.com/u/Granted
it's all old work, but it's technically still content
A few other anons were asking me to do something similar (or just anything at all) with other stallions. Which one would you anons want to see the most?

>>>/trash/7082729

>>29233994

I wouldn't.
I just don't feel.

>>29234036
Probably Brae.
>>29234041
An /r9k/bot by any chance?

>>29234051

I assume, no chances?

>>29234064
Probably.

>>29233994
I don't know. He's just so adorable~

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>>29234036

S H I N I N G
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>>29234816
I'm very partial to the idea myself
he's my horsebando, after all

>>29233098
Shiny is so goddamn cute I can't take it. It hurts that I'll never snuggle that cute little nerdhorse.

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>>29235020
>cuddly nerdhors that you can hold snugly in your arms while you stroke his mane
>manly fithors that can hold you and whisper sweet nothings into your ear
Why pick one when you can have both!

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>>29235146

>just as capable of talking about OnO as Hoofball

Truly perfect

>>29235146
>>29235290
I wonder how he'd feel about being saddled and ridden.

>>29235299
>tfw you will never act out your ponyplay fetish with an actual pony

>>29235299
>>29235310
Ponyplay is a great fetish, super hot both as the pony and as the trainer/rider. I've taken both roles before. You haven't lived until you've felt the weight of a firm but gentle dom in the saddle on your back.

>>29235369

>dom/sub shit

why can't there just be loving buttsex?

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>>29235375
Don't ask why there's dom/sub shit everywhere unless you want uncomfortable truths

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>>29235290
Not to mention magic for certain...purposes
Certainly not for magicjobs or anything

>>29235460
I want uncomfortable truths from Freudpone

>>29236484
Statistics show that the majority of people participating in this thread had absent or neglectful fathers, authoritative mothers, and no early friendships that were long-lasting.

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>>29236672
Well, my mother definitely wore the pants in child-rearing, and my dad worked an office job in the city and smoked pot at night. That combined with the antisocial behavior that lead to me spending on the internet looking for people to talk to would suggest that I fit that bill.

How does that shared background tie into dom/sub mentality?

>>29236672
No
No
Yes
Psychoanalyze me fampai

>>29236699
It entirely depends on how you reacted to that scenario. If you felt like you were lacking control over what happened to you, you would develop into a dominant, who exerts control over others when he's unable to control other aspects of his life. If you wanted to feel vulnerable but were unable to because of familial pressures, you would become a sub.

>>29236705
What would you want to know?

>>29236726
I don't know. I'll toss a curve ball and say I'm versatile and willing to play most roles for my partner.

>>29236737
You seek acceptance, and are willing to fulfill any role necessary to gain that acceptance from the one you've become closest to. You probably enjoy fulfilling all of those roles because it's more satisfying than a complete lack of stimulus, which is what many of those here are accustomed to.

>>29236760
Hmm, fair enough.
Now let's try my autistic obsession with guns and militaria

>>29233091
>Neon Lights trips and lands face-down, ass-up
>Double Diamond is so surprised by the sight of his friend's ass that he trips too
>He gets stuck muzzle-deep in Neon's ass and can't get out
>No matter what they do, they can't get unstuck and are forced to make a living at sex ed seminars as an example of analingus gone wrong

>>29236770
Do you have a partner, or are you currently single?

>>29236787
Currently have a partner.

>>29236789
The stereotype is that the average /k/ poster obsesses over guns and other such memorabilia as a way of repressing sexual urges. In the case that your sexual needs are being met, things get a little more tricky.
An obsession with guns otherwise can imply a lack of control or power in one's daily life, which is satiated with weaponry. That, or the insecurity that you won't be able to protect what you've claimed for yourself, and feel an excessive need to defend it.

>>29236810
I guess I can accept that. This is fun, but I was expecting more cynicism.

>>29236820
Human nature simply is, anon. Freud didn't theorize that we wanted to fuck our mothers (or fathers, as the case may be with the homosexuals) because he was depraved or had repressed sexual urges himself. He simply believed that's how humans were.

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>>29236830
boring
not enough gay horses

this analysis stuff is really interesting

Read me please.

>KHV but sub tendencies (beta, soft spoken, don't like confrontation)
>raised by single mother, dad died when I was young and mother never remarried or had long term boyfriends. No father figure.
>mother was overprotective, not allowed to play outside, turned to computer's and vidya.
>love history and reading history books is probably my only passion besides video games. Going to college for history degree that I know is worthless because family is paying for it.
>very socially awkward, no friends and haven't had any since middle school, also not very independent and can't do a lot of basic tasks without her.
>closet case, mom is also very openly anti-gay and said that if I were she'd disown me.
>only ever met one boy irl that I crushed on, worked with him on an in class project last semester, openly gay but had no boyfriend. I wanted to put myself out there and get to know him, even as a friend but I just couldn't do it. I don't think he even knew I was gay too.

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>>29233840
I want to boop his prostate

>>29237400
But would you let him boop yours in return?

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>>29237445
Obviously

>>29237326
You sound like a fairly average poster on this thread. You open up here to us because it's safe and readily available, but also because you lack the social skills to mingle in your own natural setting. The lack of a father figure and an overbearing mother means you never got to explore around and push boundaries, or get hurt when taking risks. This has left you partially crippled, feeling like you're unable to function without that oversight from her.

Here's where I cut the psychoanalytic bullshit and give you advice. If you really want to take control of your life, you have to start small and take what you can get, where you can get it. Start learning basic things that you need her help for, whether that be cooking, cleaning, interacting with others, etc. As you start building your confidence in your ability to live life well, you can start pushing on to make friends and possibly a lover. I despised the LGBT center at my uni, as I wasn't a good fit. But, it's a great excuse to go and be gay somewhere, and it's private.
Lastly, your ultimate goal should be securing a job and finding a place to live on your own after you graduate. This might be the hardest step, but believe me anon, it's worth it. Not having to constantly hide your orientation and desires will feel unbelievably freeing,
I believe in you, anon. You have the potential to not be a KHV until you die, but you have to work for it.

>>29233091

You guys realize you could date / fuck / marry women, right?

>>29238509
I think that if any of us wanted to do that we wouldn't be in the Homo thread.

>>29238509
Why would we though? Women are awful to live with and they don't do anything for us sexually.

>>29238527

>Why would we though?

There are many more heterosexual women than there are homosexual men, so you'd have a greater pool of potential partners to choose from. Also, men cheat more than women, and gay men cheat about 3-5 times more than heterosexual women.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/women-cheating-men-study/story?id=13885519

http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2011/09/07/cheating_rates_decline_for_gay_and_straight_couples_alike_.html

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>>29238520
Oh come on, you've never been even a little bit curious?

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moar gay horses

>tfw cute stallion bf that will let me sniff their ponut

>>29238673
You like the smell of shit?

>>29238714
You don't?

>>29238714
Are you only fucking total slobs?

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>>29238714

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>>29238673
>Mac's smells like apples with a hint of musk

>>29238753
I want Mac to sit on my face

>>29238806
I do too, man
>tfw you can't even find clop of that to jerk off to

>>29238613
No, pussy ain't worth dealing with the cunt it's attached to.

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>>29238838
there's plenty of disgusting mare facesitting

I'm sure someone's written a fic of it though.

>>29238751
Fuck off projared

>>29239105
>mares
i swear it's a pain to be me, fuck me man

>>29239147
Surely there's writefags out there somewhere that'll write it for us. Hell, this guy >>29233680
is still going at it.

>>29239170
i hope so, at least some kind of fic, maybe.
still a bit disappointed there's no images of it, though

>>29239176
True, it is disappointing. There are a few with other stallions, though
https://static1.e621.net/data/c1/8c/c18c5dccd239f100f527735d702f13c6.png

>>29239201
u-unf
if only that was mac in the picture, "fortunately" life has to be a joke :^)

>>29233098
I want to snuggle this stallion so bad it fucking hurts. Shiny is best unicorn.

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>>29239209
We take what we can get, unfortunately~

>>29239214
Best husband, too

>>29239251
I understand, mate
also pretty good horsebando too~

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>>29239379
Most of the original stallions are all on the same tier of quality horsebandos. We're quite lucky like that~

>>29239429
I agree, man

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What's the word on Jack Donovan? Is Androphilia worth reading?

>>29239485
No idea who that is, but a quick glance at his bio tells me that he's definitely worth looking into.

>>29239485
"Gay people can be manly" isn't a revolutionary idea and it certainly isn't worth writing an entire book about
The reviews I've read mention that he's pretty shitty at writing too
I don't know if I'd bother

>>29239619
If that's all the book is then yeah, nah, not worth it. It's nice to have at least someone in the public eye not saying that men are evil and disgusting, though.

>>29239485
who is this cutie

>>29239653
He reminds me of Doctor Whooves, or is he actually Whooves?

>>29239636
I've just read the kindle preview, and it seems that that's all it is, and the reviews about his shitty writing were kind of correct
I don't know if I'd consider him someone in the public eye though, he seems to be pretty niche

>>29239699
All I know is that he was in a few porn pics
https://e621.net/post/show/553716/absurd_res-after_sex-against_wall-animal_genitalia

>>29239718
Literally anybody is better than nobody, unfortunately

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>>29239653
>>29239699
>>29239733
He was one of Pinkie's background horses in Testing Testing 123

>>29239699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C3O2jfpPYQ

>>29239741
Honestly, I've never seen someone in the public eye say that men are evil and disgusting

>>29239790
It's mostly just the sentiment coming from tumblr that some people are starting to buy into

>>29239807
None of them are in the public eye in any way, though

>>29239817
I wish it wasn't.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/10/02/duke-offers-men-safe-space-to-contemplate-their-toxic-masculinity.html

>>29239817
Not him, but i had an english teacher who bought into it. I fucking hated that bitch, she litteraly said to all the guys in the class that they were useless and women were better in every way.

I'm glad i reported this to the school and she had to stop saying shit like that.

>>29239853
I mean, some probably student-run program at some university is even less in the public eye than Jack Donovan

>>29239906
The 7th wealthiest university in America? I don't want it to be, but it is in the public eye.

>>29240020
But it's still only a student-run program as far as I can tell
I wouldn't say Harvard's Organ Society is in the public eye either

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>>29233091

>>29239429
Look how happy these two stallions are without you there

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>>29240349
Delete your post right fucking now.

>>29240383
They're not real, Anon. They wouldn't love you even if they were real, and if they were also gay. You could never hope to compete against the cuteness and sexiness of another stallion. You're not good enough for him, Anon. None of us ever would be.

>>29240482
delet this

>>29240482
My hands and stamina beg to differ, anon

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>>29240572
>tfw you realize you downloaded the thumbnail
fuck

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>>29240482
>you're not good enough, anon
>none of us ever would be
Not with that attitude! The only thing stopping you from claiming the stallion of your dreams is the limitations you put on yourself!
and the cold hard truth of reality

>>29240687
That being not being able to even get a chance at your horsebando?

>>29240743
yes, but it's best not to dwell on awful things like that, anon

>>29240743
You have three options, Anon.
1; work hard towards developing ways to become the cute stallion, be it through VR, conciousness transfer to organic life, or something even crazier.
2; accept that your cute stallion is stuck in Equestrian and find their closest counterpart here, to live happily ever after with.
3; do nothing, waste away and regret your life every day until you die

>>29240876
Or you could simply invest in one of these, but with a homebrew horsebando program instead of the waifus they'll ship with

http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2016/12/the-anime-girlfriend-experience-gateboxs-ai-powered-holographic-home-robot/

>bump

>>29233091

>Come to HHH for first time
>Oh cool a map of users
>One is in Palm Coast, FL

I'll find you

>someone else in upstate South Carolina
Wanna touch each other's dicks?

>tfw no one is southwest ohio
>it wouldn't matter though because I'd be way too scared to meet anyone irl.

>>29241870
Clermont?

>>29241783
good luck

>tfw there's someone else in Phoenix
If I wasn't such a pussy I'd suck your cock

are there any clopfics with anon being a sub? other than the mac one in this thread I haven't seen any

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>>29242129
Let me dig around a little and see what I can find you.

>>29242202
I need more sub pov pics

>>29238964
But you have wondered what girl pussy feels like?

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>>29242129
>>29242202
Alright, there's not a lot out there, but here's what I could scrounge up:

The original Fizzle/Anon story had some moments where anon was subby, but the majority was of a dominant anon. http://pastebin.com/U54XYyjP

The Anon/Sammy griffon fic was mostly anon as a sub, but considering that the author was kind of a fucking awful person things vary wildly between sensual and erotic and rapey and overbearing http://pastebin.com/wSZdCDuY

There's also this story of Anon/Shining, but it's short and not romantic in any way. http://pastebin.com/hBPPLWmm

Basically, most of the writefags pander to the dominant anon, if he ever is with his stallion of choice.

>>29242443
like fucking a rotten piece of meat, probably

meanwhile, the ponut will always be perfect, and wrap itself snugly around your cock

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>>29242443
Ah yes, it was the height of my life in small town high school! Mike Pence was the governor and rednecks were raging with how their way is the only way. No anon. Not once. I've seen pictures of those places that would make even the most blood thirsty of criminals barf. I prefer to get my roast beef from a diner and not some shallow, righteous, materialistic liar that will one day inevitably want to have a child. And we all know its down hill from there.

>>29242704
>the casual, carefree mane
>the faint but steady smile
>the dress shirt and tie that's not 100% pristine
>the slight line under the eye making him look like he's seen some shit but still carries himself forward
jesus christ why have i fallen in love with this picture

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>>29242620
You're delusional if you think a vagina feels anything less than extremely pleasurable. You're talking about something that was specifically designed by millions of years of evolution to receive your dick and make you ejaculate.

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>>29242778
because wonderbutt is top qt

>>29242704
>I've seen pictures of those places that would make even the most blood thirsty of criminals barf

>Santorum: The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

>>29242834
he certainly is up there~

Anyone remember that one SoarBurn story? Social Standards? That was some seriously good shit.
>last updated 11 April 2013
life is suffering and pain

>>29242840
It's much more acceptable.

>>29241905

Middletown

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>>29242984

>HIV-ridden shit from craigslist one night stands is better than a vagina

Okay

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>>29242834
Because maybeeeeeee
You're gonna be the one that saves meeeeee
And after aaaaaaaaall
You're my wonderbuuuuuutt

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>>29243524
What do you anons like most about Soarin'?

>>29241783
You don't have to look, i'm right here. L section specifically.

>>29233091
degenerate thread

>>29244205
butt of all butts

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>>29244174
Yes!

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>>29237326
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
FAG
YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT
HAHAHAHAHA
HEE HEE HEE
HA HA HA
HOO HOO HOO
HEH HEH HEH

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Anyone else think they developed bisexual thoughts/feels from sheer lonliness alone?

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>>29244338
That, and feminism.

>>29244338
I had a crush on a boy my age when I was 7. I also had a crush on a girl when I was 6. These things just work their own fucking way.

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>>29244373
d'aww, that's adorable

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>>29244338
>>29244357
>feeling loneliness
>not being content with your own company
You are incomplete

>>29244384
why can't i just do lewd things to him and let him do those things to me in return?

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>>29244726
Because he is in a mixed orientation marriage

>tfw no pone bf to sit on my face

>>29245143
you don't even know how much i want that to happen

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>>29245278
Just imagine him sitting on your face after an intense performance

>>29245612
u-unf
w-why can't that happen to me~?

>>29243977
I admire the way he stays lovable, even in his position of authority.
He makes a great second-in-command <3

>>29244338
Aye.

>>29244338
>grew up with no friends and homeschooled because parents were overprotective
>still no real life friends as of today
feels bad man

>>29242786
Evolution isn't perfect. Humans are not perfect animals.

You seem to forget that vaginas bleed every moth and make the fucker it's attached to extremely irritable and shitty to be around.
Sure, probably feels good to stick your dick in, but finding a woman that shares your interests is nearly fucking impossible, since there is such a divide between the genders in terms of brain chemistry.

>>29238568
The faggots that cheat are the ones that hang out at clubs. The lonely closeted fuckers who hang out in this thread probably won't cheat if they find someone who genuinely loves them back.

At least I hope all of you aren't unloyal promiscuous degenerates.

>>29246355
>moth
month*
I really need to proofread.

>rump

>>29246892

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>>29246355
You're right, the anons here are too lonely to cheat.

>>29244105
K section

>>29247209

I want shiny to rape me!

>>29248223
It's not rape if you want it, anon.

>>29248223
I want shiny to pee on me

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>>29248296
Why?

>>29248296

but shiny isn't a Russian prostitute

>>29248296
I want to edge shiny until he dry cums

>>29248296
fimfiction.net/story/311126/a-guards-duty
It has shiny and pee. Go crazy.

>>29246355

You'd get over it if you tried it just once. In fact, if you're a virgin, it would probably turn you effectively bi.

http://www.livescience.com/34018-people-stop-gay.html

>In one experiment, male quails were hormonally altered so as to allow other "sexually naïve" (virgin) male quails to have sex with them. After this learning experience, the latter group of quails maintained a sexual preference for males, suggesting that they were being sexually oriented through learning. However, their presumed natural predilection for females was not lost: Another experiment showed it was much easier to reorient those male quails toward females through "reverse learning" than it was to try and reorient males who had already had sex with females toward other males. Other experiments suggest similar effects can occur in rats.

>>29247870
wanna hang out?

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>>29249534
I really don't get your motivation here. Are you trying to "turn" us straight/bisexual? Wouldn't that be counterproductive?

>>29249534
>B-but dat pussy game doe
You are a shallow, disgusting human being.
I want a bro to hang out with who will also cuddle with me after sex, not some naggy wet hole that will scream at me because I dared to forget to load the dishwasher during her time of the month.
Relationships aren't all about how hard you can nut. You are a bigger degenerate than anyone here.

>>29250179
Your booyfriend will love hanging out with you after he cheats on you with six different men

>>29250212
Implying women aren't nasty fucking cheaters too.

>>29250223
We should all just make tulpas. They can be trusted.

>>29250244
I don't wear the tinfoil on the outside to create a threat on the inside.

>>29250244
How do you make a tulpa?

>>29250212
Want to put your money where your mouth is?

i want big mac to put his horsedick in my mouth and cum down my throat

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>>29248459

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what would you do if your horsebando rubbed rumps with you when you least expected it in public?

>>29251072
pretend to feel a bit embarassed
and maybe continue rubbing rumps together~

>>29251072
Try not to get a boner

>>29251102
also this >>29251104

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Describe your relationship with your bf as a rule 63 pony pairing

>Butterscotch and Rainbow Blitz

>>29251616
r63 Moondancer

>>29251616
Vinyl Scratch x Filthy Rich
See, it's funny because they're really far away from each other and have almost nothing in common
Ahahahahahahaha

>Stallion asks Anon out
>Anon politely declines since he's not gay
>He doesn't get it
>Not...gay? Do those words even go together?
>The town's stallions band together to try and explain the concept of faggotry to Anon
>With charts, diagrams, books, and expert testimony

>"I don't think you're quite getting it, Anon. I know you're not a mare, as you can see here, the penis goes into your butt. Now, I know it looks like a bit of a tight squeeze, but-"
"No, I uh, get the mechanics involved, I'm just not interested."
>"...Maybe I'm not explaining it right. Braeburn, I need some help with a live demonstration over here!"

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>>29251901

>bump<

>>29251901
>Braeburn trots over, a wide smile fixed on his face
>He bows forward, raising his rump
>"Ready boss!"
"Guys, really, I think this is getting a little out of hand."
>Anon gets up from his seat to exit the room
>The stallion, now rearing back to mount Braeburn's rear, calls across the room
>"Someone stop him. He needs to see this."
>An earth pony near the door blocks Anon's exit route
>Anon, though turned away from the action, blushes as he hears Braeburn's moans behind him

>tfw you will never eat a stallion's ass while he whimpers and groans in pleasure

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>>29253059

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>>29253059

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>this will never be you

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>>29253522
>this will never be me

>>29253522
>big enough that you can ride on his back
>not so big that his horsecock would perforate your colon
That Mac is optimal size.

>>29253590
>not so big that his horsecock would perforate your colon
No, that would kill you

>>29253607
He has a very small penis. You don't make fun of him for it though. You love him just the way he is, no judgement. The mares might have all laughed at it but he's just the right size for you.

>read a fapfic
>double horsecock penetration without lube
I wanted to like it, but all I could think about was how much that would hurt

>>29253620
what's it called?

>>29253672
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/241890/money-shot

>>29253522
>>29253568
>>29253590
All of you have 10/10 taste in stallions.

He's so perfect. Why can't he be real?

>>29253618
what if small penis humiliation is his fetish

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>>29253698
>hwn be real

>you will never have a zit-covered horsebando to snuggle
>you will never squeeze his zits one by one and lick the pus off your fingertips while fondling his musky stallion sack

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>>29253787
die

>>29253888
How can you say you love your horsebando if you can't even lick his zit pus?

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>>29253896
in literally any other way

>>29253907
How is that any worse than licking the hole from which his shit comes?

>tfw added myself to the map

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>>29253935
also disgusting

>>29253972
but he's a pony
that makes it not disgusting

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>>29254009
pus is disgusting like pee pus

>>29254028
what?

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>>29254164
white satanic pus comes from your peepee when yuo rub

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>>29251901
>>29252724
I want to be anon

>>29254358
stop posting your fetishit oc

>>29254358
Me too

>>29253590
>you will never ride big mac
>he will never tease you by rubbing your crotch on his back

>>29252724
>Anon slowly turns his head, unable to stop
>his blushing only intensifies
>"I want that"

>>29251616
Big Mac and Shining Armor
I'm Big Mac, he tops

>>29253943
Which one are you?

>>29254511
>big macintosh will never bet you he can make you cum just by riding on his back
>he will never make you strip down and sit on his back naked
>he will never undulate and wriggle beneath you as he takes slow and deliberate steps, purposefully exaggerating each stride, tensing and relaxing the muscles in his back to massage your buttocks and inner thigh
>he will never give little bucks here and there, not hard enough to throw you off, but with enough force it causes you to slide back and forth on his back, causing you to inadvertently grind your perineum against his smooth coat and supple back
>he will never arch his back repeatedly, picking up the pace as he feels pre start to drop from your rock-hard cock onto his withers as it flops up and down, throbbing as you revel in the sensation of his body squirming and rocking beneath you
>you will never grip fistfuls of his mane so hard your arms shake and pull yourself down against his back, grinding your perineum against him as hard as you can as you clench your teeth and groan loadly, sending rope after rope of cum all over his withers
>he will never give you a sly look and wink, making some comment about how much you must have loved that pony ride as he takes your member in his mouth, gently suckling on it to clean you up after you dismount
>he will never fall asleep spooning you with your cum still caked on his withers and the lower part of his mane

>>29255490
Well, I guess I have a riding fetish now.

>>29255499
I want Big Mac to ride me.

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This pony makes me feel less straight

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>>29256509
Dem hips

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>>29256519
dat tight flightsuit

>>29256509
>>29256519
>>29256618
not even gay but if I keep hanging around here ill be gay by next tuesday
unf

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>>29256509
He is pretty great

>>29256644
i started out like this too
look at me now

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>>29256662
why is he so perfect?

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>>29256644
>>29256672
I ended up coming out and getting a boyfriend

>>29257222
I hope you at least waited for him to turn 9 weeks old.

>>29257222
>tfw too autistic to get a bf

>bump the rump

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>>29257816

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>>29256644
>>29256672
>>29257222

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Doing some 3d work-
I'm working on a toon-shader to try to get close to the show's style with live lighting.

Also working on morphing and animation- here's my first lewd test with a sheathed/erect stallionhood:
https://68.media.tumblr.com/579ac0af341b5b42e731d2501e0ceca3/tumblr_ojn082fpkB1tex11mo1_540.gif

>>29258296
looks absolutely amazing, mate

>just used my bumblehooves for the first time
Holy shit

>>29258436
Did you imagine it was Sunburst?

>>29258482
Yeah

>>29258436
Post pics famalam

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>>29258575

>>29255450
like hell I'm telling you.

>>29258296
Goddamn that's impressive

I've reached a point in life i'm not proud of. I had forgot they make dildos that aren't horse cocks.

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>>29258331
>>29258692
Thanks! I just fixed up a few things, and we're gettin' there!

>>29258846
It kinda looks weird fron the front, like a platypus

>>29258852
Same here, maybe try narrowing the snout a bit or something like that?

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>>29258852
>>29258869
Right, noted! One difficult hurdle with emulating this artstyle is how different the front/side/back views are, so what may look correct from one view looks terrible from another. I'll do my best to continue to make adjustments!

>>29259113
I understand, mate, still, nice work there.

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>ywn cuddle with your stallion husbando and your adopted child

>>29258585
Is it creamsicle flavored?

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>>29259939
It could be

>"b-braeburn?"
>"howdy Ah-non, how can I help ya?"
>Anon blushes intensely
>"I-I think I want to find a b-boyfriend"

>>29260269
m-more?

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I want male Applejack to make me his fucktoy!

>>29260669
>writing r63jack fic
>kinda know how i want it to go
>but then writing block

>>29261302
YES.
I WANNA TAKE A WALK.

>>29258585
Talk about the first time?

>>29258585
Is that small or medium? Fuckin' thicc

>>29260669
why not let him make you his sex slave~?

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where would you take your horsebando on a date /hhh/? and how do you think they'd like it?

>>29262052
Well, I had to warm up for half an hour beforehand and even then it was kind of painful for a few moments
But when the head finally popped in and I could ride him, I didn't last long
>>29262707
It's actually a large

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why is bug so smug /hhh/?

>>29259919
Disgusting

>>29263359
You came just from the horsecock? Or do you mean you jerked off after?

>>29263359
How deep did you get it?

>>29263853
No, I jerked off while riding it
>>29263886
Just before the medial ring, I think

>>29263730
That smug bug is wanting to fug

>bumping /hhh/'s rump

>>29256509
I've never been too into skin tight suits.

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>>29264921
I really like them

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>>29261302
Why is he so perfect?

>>29265338
wizards are always perfect

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>>29265338
Because he's a kind, gentle soul with socially anxious tendencies.
Also he's probably SUPER pent-up from so many years studying alone.

>>29263913
Stupid question from a novice who is really getting into the idea of doing buttstuff. Doesn't doing this make it hard to be tight down there when your ass has its normal functions happen? Aren't you running to the bathroom a lot faster?

>>29265881
Your ass doesn't really get loose unless you have gigantic toys in there for like 12 hours every day

>>29265881
Not this anon but I have a question as well whats the best way to get started?

>>29265986
Fingers, then a buttplug (preferrably metal or glass)