I hear she gives great head even though she's retarded.

>>29226421
yeah, your mom is pretty good at it.

>>29226421
>letting a retard handle your junk

>>29226429
HA! JOKE'S ON YOU! My mom's dead!

...

Why must you hurt me, Anon?

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>>29226421

You can be retarded and a savant at the same time. A man can dream of what her magic tongue, powered by an entire brain wired only for one thing can manage to do on my phallus.

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>>29226435
No she's not, everyone says that.
Plus I dead woman still has holes, so

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>>29226434

You've been touching yourself all your life and you seem to be doing just fine.

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>>29226476

>>29226476
don't say I didn't warn you when she bites your dick off

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>>29226549

Seems like the events that would make that pony to come into existence as a being capable of giving me head by conscious will, possibly allowing a way into Equestria by all of us is a sacrifice worthy enough of having my penis being bitten off.


I'll take one for the team.

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>>29226476

>in bed waiting for sex
>Muffins walks in the doorway dressed in her Twilight costume
>wut
>"Hey, Der-, ah, I mean, Muffins, what are you doing?"
>"Do you like it, Anon?"
>she's twirling around in a manner you can only assume is meant to be seductive
>"You're the best so you deserve the best. Tonight you're gonna fuck a princess!"
>oh shit that's adorable
>"But, ah, Muffins, you realize I'm just doing this on a dare, right? I'm not actually attracted to you. And, if I'm being completely honest here, I think you're a retard and am slightly sickened with myself."
>she stops twirling and frowns
>she wipes away a tear and lowers her head
>"I still get paid, right?"
>"Of course."
>she smiles and jumps in bed
>"Good enough for me!"
>fucking slut

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>>29227062

That's just horrible, you made me feel bad and I despise you for it. My Derpy ain't no whore.

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>>29226651
The legacy of your sacrificial penis will be passed on to future generations through poem and song.

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>>29226421
Yeah, she can really go downs on you if you're lucky

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>>29227230
Nice one.

>>29226421
Do a variant of tard strength ?

>>29226421
People say she's retarded, but them titties ain't retarded.

>>29227771
Do you think human Derpy's nips are as misaligned as her eyes?

>>29227937
One hopes.

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>>29227092
Are you kidding? Look at this lewd pony, mouth dripping saliva, moaning like a whore. She's shameless!

is this the thread where we take advantage of nice, stupid Muffins for sex pervert purposes

because i've got a feeling. a degenerate feeling that needs to be felt

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>>29226476

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>>29228089
Ditzy Doo would never cheat on her waifu, Fluttershy!

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>>29228089
Derpy is pure! Pure!

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>>29230508

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>>29226421

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>>29226421
Forget Derpy, how much do I have to pay to fuck her much smarter, cuter daughter until they both have crossed eyes?

>>29230508
Wanting to harm/take advantage of this horse in any fashion should be punishable by death.

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>>29230649
This. Her daughter is infinitely hotter.

>>29226421
Imagine how much slobber she would get on your dick while messily slurping your juices

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>>29226651
>>29227151
And lo
Anon's wang did tardhorse snip
His cock with bites ferocious nipped
Through martyr's genitalia
Delivered to Equestria

>>29230649
>Dinky gets fucked until her eyes cross
>Has to go to school wearing sunglasses so nobody notices.
>It doesn't work.
>The other cock socks realize how much of a slut she is and tease her.
>Despite this, she has no regrets.
>She was going to go school crossed-eyed tomorrow as well.

>>29230721

Beautiful

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>>29230721

>>29230794
>>The other cock socks realize how much of a slut she is and tease her.
>Implying they wouldn't be jealous of how good of a cock sock she is.

>>29230911
They tease her because they're jealous, you know how kids are.

>I now want to write a scientific Anon training Derpy in the ways of the succ.

It's seven in the morning, and the last time I went to sleep was 3 hours ago, but fuck it the desire is to stronk.

>people still think Muffins has a kid named Dinky
>the kid already being shown to canonically belong to Golden Harvest
>20 fucking 17
Perhaps Muffins isn't the one who's the retard, eh?

>>29230531
>ponies waifuing ponies
I like this idea. Do you think the Mane Six are famous enough to have in-world dakis, like Daring Do?

>>29226421
Hey you be surprised. Retarded bitches can give great head

>>29226421
She is hot

>>29230679
>>29231389
I wonder how these guys know.
>Implying....

>>29231377
Rarity probably sells dakimakuras of herself online.

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>>29226476

>>29230531
>Implying Derpy's waifu isn't Twilight.

Which pony did she dress up as for Nightmare Night again?

>>29233973
We need a green where Muffins asks Twilight if they can take their friendship to the next level, and Twilight asks her who she is.

>>29226463
We aren't talking about Rarity.

>>29234216
kys

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>>29234223

Oh dear, I apologize for derailing the thread. Shall we go back to posting about your mother and leaving this awful accident behind?

Derpy is for lewd and fug.

>>29234920
We could but we have to wait for the salt contents from your post to go down.

>>29226421
She's not retarded though

>>29226476
Fukkin 10/10