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Waifu Claiming Thread 2017-01-08 08:13:29 Post No. 29225161
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Waifu Claiming Thread 2017-01-08 08:13:29 Post No. 29225161
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Post waifus, wait for based drawfag to make this happening great again
Stealing can happen, but you need progressively larger digits (dubs to steal once, trips to resteal etc)
Dead horse: >>29217539
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Claiming Sunset Shimmer
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Smart Horse
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>>29225169
Stealing instantly, she's mine you cuck.
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>>29225161
Happening for days
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>>29225173
Stealing
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>>29225183
Whatever, this thread is stupid anyways, reported.
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>>29225183
Failure. Shes still mine.
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Claimed
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>>29225196
bored steal, i don't even want her
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>>29225200
First dubs of the thread go to Moonhorse.
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>>29225161
What the fuck are you doing OP? Are you trying to get us deleted or what?
>>29222045
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claiming
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>>29225205
>I don't even want her
And that's why you don't have her.
Shes mine now and forever
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Claiming EQG Trixie
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>>29225161
Claiming Lyra.
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claiming EqG Twilight since this is allowed aparently.
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>>29225232
spite steal
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>>29225253
That's quite unethical of you.
Shes still mine.
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So waht's CNS's end game? Where do we go from here?
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Claiming Rainbow Dash
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>>29225227
steal
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>>29225252
EqG twilight is Scitwi
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>>29225277
I'm gonna steal your waifu
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>>29225260
i'm bored anon,
steal attempt
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>>29225260
and another steal attempt
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>>29225288
Shiet
>>29225289
Stop that.
Shes mine and will be forever
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>>29225304
You're not man enough for her. With these dubs I release her from you.
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>>29225304
sorry anon but good luck getting trips now
>>29225300
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>>29225282
I know, I meant that pecifc variation of Twilight, but since that doesn't count, then I'll just say I claim Scilight. Sorry.
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>>29225300
Why u do dis?
Do you just feed off the sadness of others?
Resteal attempt
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>>29225311
i was first
>>29225316
yes i am miserable and feed on suffering of others
now both of you need trips
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Salt. What about the salt
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Sunset is mine
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>>29225324
Okay, here they are. Go suck a dick
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Claiming
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>>29225333
Heh
>>29225332
So close
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>>29225333
good job, now i can pester someone else
good luck for anon who needs quads
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claiming chill hoers ok
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Someone give our champions some fucking rewards already. I don't care if it's green or art, they just need proper rewards.
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>>29225356
steal
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>>29225366
no. hold onto it until the phone is analysed and we get a full report
claimed
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>>29225161
Murderhorse
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>>29225356
steall
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>>29225356
>>29225428
>>29225443
steal everything
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>>29225173
stealing
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Claiming Zecora
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I claim Sassy Saddles
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Jinxed, Sweguy, here's the IRC chat if you want it
Hostname: irc.rizon.net
Channel: #nocnschat
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>>29225511
You can only steal one waifu, Anon. More than one waifu will end your laifu.
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>>29225511
no you cant steal my waifu im steeling her back
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>>29225514
>>29225491
stealing those too
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>>29225564
sorry but you need trips for that anon
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>>29225511
Flutter is already mine retards
>>29225227
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claiming top waifu
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>>29225619
stealing
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>>29225619
>no hooves
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>>29225616
do you even know the claim threads, dubs, trips etc. steal.
Now you need trips to get her back
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Claiming Gilda.
Now tell me about the happening. I saw the pictures posted in the last thread. What did I miss?
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claiming
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>>29225657
theft
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>>29225650
I mean this fag:
>>29225428
claimed my waifu after me
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>>29225653
mine
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Can't we just be happy and share our waifus?
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>>29225666
flutterseal was not posted earlier in the thread
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>>29225657
>>29225653
check those numbers
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>>29225657
>Hello, my name is Boris, and today, I will be teaching you how to be of diggings smol horse box
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>>29225699
>2 waifus
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>>29225733
i already stole 6 others too
>>29225511
get rekt guise
if dubs i am waifu stealer
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>>29225788
oh shit
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>>29225799
you can't comprehend my power
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>>29225844
You mean a script?
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>>29225844
>>29225788
>>29225799
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>>29225855
no, i mean my poni power
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I came to claim my waifu and keep my CNS
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>>29225877
Oh yeah?
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Claiming pink party horse
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Claimed
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>>29225161
Claiming Trixie's big horsecock.
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>>29225747
For Jinxed, in case old thread dies.
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>>29225888
yeah
and
>>29225882
>>29225914
>>29225973
steal
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>>29226001
well that turned out shit
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>>29226001
Reminder that a maximum of 1 (ONE) waifu may be claimed. Attempting to claim more than one waifu (like this piece of trash here >>29175566) automatically invalidates ALL your previous and future claims forever.
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>>29225882
Stealing
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>>29225973
mine
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>>29226029
if dubs you are stinky purple nerd therefore you are wrong
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>>29226001
>>29226034
Still mine!!!
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>>29226075
steal
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Claiming my waifu.
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>>29226088
steal
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i will steal pic relate from whoever had her
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clamming lovely rock horse
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>>29226088
stealing
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>>29226191
steal
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>>29226088
okay you win
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>>29226238
i do this just because i am bored, you can have her back
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THE FIRE RISES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ayMp6K8pwg
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>>29226246
Thanks anon!
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>>29226273
i have no waifu myself
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>>29226233
wow, thanks.
I'll claim lovely apple horse for cutey Jinxed
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>>29226308
By choice or chance?
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>>29226334
i just don't have waifu, i don't feel i am capable of love even, i didn't even have irl crush, ever
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>>29225327
Its been established that it was probably you keep the inside of the box dry.
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>>29226331
Thanks senpai. see ya tomorrow.
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Just posting to keep an eye on the thread.
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>>29226001
>>29226032
still mine
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Little lewd horse
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>>29226352
>i didn't even have irl crush, ever
same here
>mfw an imaginary pony is the closest thing I've come to love
>mfw this is my life now
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Claiming bug. Pls do not steal my bug.
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>>29225619
Rolling the steal
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>>29226450
but i want to hug the bug
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>>29226331
drawing AJ for Jinxes, my hand hurts though and i am out of shape..
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>>29225619
is that Eric? or Dylan?
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>>29226387
fine then, steal
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>>29226488
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>>29225914
stealing
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>>29225914
s t e a l i n g
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>>29225914
god damn it panko is mine
stealing
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claiming
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>>29226544
ponk has been stolen
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>>29225173
stealing
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>>29226586
dammit
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>>29226390
that's my daughter you sick fuck
stealing
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>>29226352
>i didn't even have irl crush, ever
Same desu familia. Everybody on highschool used to have one, except me. When I finally find someone I love, this someone is an animated cartoon pony.
0 fucks given, only moar 5 levels to obtain my wizard powers.
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>>29226456
You can hug my waifu, anon.
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>>29226544
I will fight back for the pinkest horse.
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>>29225333
Steal.
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>>29225277
>"Hey Rainbow Dash why do you hang out with this loser? Why don't WE hang out?"
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AJ for Jinxed
hope anybody likes my shitty drawing
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>>29226734
could use more appul
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>>29226695
"Fuck of faggot Anon said you only want to cum inside me."
>"Oh so you're saying you'd be so slow that I could actually catch you and fuck you?"
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Claiming Limetsun
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You guys sure love your waifus
But the question is, would your waifu love you?
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>>29226544
Trying another steal. I need the poner.
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>>29226742
nou
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>>29226777
i will steal her from you in 3 hours :^)
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>>29226777
Nice. Panko is back to me.
>>29226785
I'd like to see you try, fag. ^:)
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>>29226734
hi, back-legs-too-long anon
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>>29225227
Stealing
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>>29226646
Level 31 wizard here, I never felt anything for anyone either ever. I pretended to for waifus and stuff, but it was just crushes and shit, cause they all went away.
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C L A I M E DW O R S H I P
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>>29226804
>hi, back-legs-too-long anon
THEY ARE NOT TOO LONG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29226842
And it's shit
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>>29226777
you whore
i need my waifu
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>>29226842
DELET THIS.
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>>29226734
That's adorable!
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>>29225227
steal
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>>29226848
They really aren't. These fags are just used to human proportions. Ponies in the show have the horse like propotions, all legs equal, but these fags are used to drawings that use human proportions where their frontal legs are shorter.
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>>29226868
Go to bed, Asgore.
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>>29226734
shit nigga dats cutesaved
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>>29226768
please stop
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So where do you guys think this journey goes next?
I'd love it to be a scavenger hunt around the world. Where anons meet and make ever lasting friendships in the real world in a quest to find the portal to a new life.
I hope the next clue leads to the US, Especially AZ.
See you guys when more info comes
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>>29226001
Your reaction image laughs at your own failure
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>>29226842
steal to make you sad
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>>29226907
i live in cali but id so go to AZ for a scavenger hunt
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>>29226895
>>29226889
>>29226876
t-thanks
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>>29226933
Wow fag.
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Link to Norns archive please?
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>>29226989
the back legs are actually fine in length but theyre too thin
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So, do we actually know the full content of the box? Wasn't there a cellphone or something in it?
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>>29226907
I live in WA but I'd roadtrip down to Arizona for some shenanigans
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>>29227002
get rekt
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>>29227014
eh just a little i guess
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>>29226967
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>>29225161
I claim myself. Suck it nerds.
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>>29227105
steal
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>>29227105
you're mine now bitch
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>>29227105
steal again
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Claiming Sugar Coat
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>>29225250
gimmie
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>>29227133
This was my plan all along, now somebody loves me.
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>>29227157
>now somebody loves me.
nigga you are projecting, get to that cotton field and make me money, slave
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>>29227165
You'll love me whether you like it or not.
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>>29227157
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>>29226907
If it winds up in New Zealand I would be interested in a journey through Middle Earth
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>>29227176
see those numbers?
Get to work slave
+ i'm not gay
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>>29227176
Hi there bug queen. You don't need to steal love silly, we love you anyways even if you are evil.
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>>29226907
Africa to the real Equestria
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>>29226644
Give her back fucker! I claimed her first
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>>29227265
>real Equestria
OH SHEEEIITTTT
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>>29227141
steal to make you sad
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>>29227275
I know it's just a harmless racist joke, but just FYI Pretoria is pretty neat because it's the capital South Africa, one of the stable and wealthy countries of the continent
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>>29227141
stealleroni
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>>29227326
I know anon.
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Now we wait for no CNS or one of his henchmen to call the cell phone... that as the plan right?
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>>29227343
That FYI wasn't just for you, but for anyone browsing this.
>>29227404
Sweguy will take the phone to his "lab" in Sverige and find out what data is inside it
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>>29227269
you will not lewd my daughter
she is mine forever
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>>29227485
Independently of what's in the phone I thought they were supposed to get a phonecall from no CNS anon.
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>>29227505
We actually saw the real noCNS anon in the irc, but all of you fags missed it.
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>>29227516
I suck at using irc, what did he say? What proof did he give?
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>>29227535
It is irc, he just said a lot of shit, but gave no proof.
In the end, the only proof we had was that some guy left and then one user came with the name saying NoCNSanonx for a second and left.He had the same ip of the guy saying stuff, apparently he pulled out a revengefag on us.
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>>29226552
this took entirely too long and no one has tried to steal, what happened to rarity's popularity?
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>>29227025
What's the next part of your master plan?
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>>29227581
Nobody likes Rariwhore anymore. You should be thankful faggot.
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>>29227581
I claimed her last thread and no one stole her.
Why don't people love beautiful ponies? Maybe people are getting less mentally ill.
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>>29227567
I laughed too hard
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>>29227516
The real CNS anon said he wouldn't use the IRC. Ask for some proof next time.
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>>29225173
h-here I go
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>>29226768
no
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>>29227619
Who the fuck knows anyways nigga. the real noCNS anon never has used a trip.
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>>29227610
Or maybe we don't want to bend over.
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>>29227581
>what happened to rarity's popularity?
nobody likes her and her personality.
Like what the fuck would i talk about with her?
fucking dresses?
she's boring cockgobbler.
I can steal her for your amusement
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>>29227656
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>>29226273
Stealing.
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>>29227581
steal the whore for lulz, she can be my slave
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>>29227688
Wow.
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>>29227590
dunno, i am not gay.
So keeping him without survivors
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>>29227668
Mention 5 things she talks about other than dresses and other stallions she idolizes.
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>>29227643
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>>29227731
protip:he can't
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best griffon donut steel
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>>29225161
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>>29227731
>>29227740
Her sister
Friends
Future aspirations
Her childhood
The safety of Equestria
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>>29227863
>aspirations
About dresses.
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>>29227884
do u not like dresses?
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>>29227895
It is not that. But imagine if you married a faggot that only talks about vidya all day and night. Wouldn't you get tired of his shit? specially if in this hypothetic case, you didn't gave a single fuck about vidya.
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>>29227884
Because an entire business and potential future of a chain of stores in the wealthiest city of Equestria and beyond is just dresses and nothing more..
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>>29227863
>Her sister
>Friends
that's not her, you were supposed to say good things about HER.
>Future aspirations
yeah dresses and gobbling dicks
>Her childhood
what exactly is good about that? As in one conversation topic?
>The safety of Equestria
That's her obligation not necessarily good thing about her, she got chosen by magic shit
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>>29227915
Except it literally is?
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>>29227928
I was told to list 5 things she talks about.
>>29227933
A business is more than just what it sells.
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>>29227905
You're saying this like someone who has a job that they like is only always going to talk about their job.
If they were an actual person, they would obviously say talk about something else once in awhile
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>>29227955
Still "dresses" is almost all her business, as the entire production is dresses. But ok. I know how badly you want to BEND OVER.
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She obviously never talks about her other hobbies or passions, like spa days, or society functions.
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>>29227985
I'd love to get futa horse cock in my ass and get gallons of delicious horse cum pumped inside me. And while I'm getting fucked into oblivion I know I'm getting plowed by a girl that is financially secure.
>the downside
she talks about dresses
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Claiming the purest.
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>>29227990
>like spa days, or society functions.
literally normie wife who tells you about her day with her female friends.
OH WE WENT TO SPA AND THEN WE BOUGH MARVELOUS HANDBAGS!
just kill me
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>>29228022
>he wants a degenerate wife
Rarity is great. Don't you want a loving feminine wife?
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>>29228022
>he doesnt care about little things that make his waifu happy
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>>29228025
Rarity is degenerate, she lusts over everybody.
Rarity is the kind that would tell you she can't fuck you because she has to finish that stupid dress. So then you get starved and go and cheat on her, come back late at night/early morning and smile smugly while she is asleep and drooling on her stupid finished dress.
And both you and her wouldn't deserve any better.
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>>29228039
>Rarity is the kind that would tell you she can't fuck you because she has to finish that stupid dress. So then you get starved and go and cheat on her, come back late at night/early morning and smile smugly while she is asleep and drooling on her stupid finished dress.
Jesus Christ anon you working something out there?
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>>29228055
Work is not all in life, but she is been shown like that's the only thing she cares about, except for dicks, but when both compete, work always wins.
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>>29228022
>>29228039
Not even a Rarifriend, but dude, seriously, chill.
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>>29228063
Rarity's not even a slut.
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>>29228039
>cheats on horse girlfriend because she doesn't want to have sex with him on command
Yeah, rarara is the degenerate, keep telling yourself that.
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>>29228073
I didn't say she was. The she is a whore meme is just bantz, but still. For me she is not worth it, even if she gives you great sex (on counted occasions, most likely).
>>29228078
My mother has her friends saying how they hate when their husbands act like Rarara. Working all day and night, neglecting them. And that's when they cheat on them. So whatever m8s.
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>>29228086
>working all day and night, neglecting them
Working all day and night so they can provide for their clearly ungrateful wives.
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>>29228118
Money is not all in life. Now you see why I despise rarara, anon.
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>>29228086
sounds like your moms friends are entitled sluts who cant communicate in a meaningful way with the men in their lives.
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>>29225173
trying again for a steal
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>>29228131
Are you saying you could comunicate with Rarara when she is always busy with her shit?
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>>29228161
Spa
Day
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Claiming best pie
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>>29225173
trying again.......again
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>>29228211
then why did you post a pic of limestone?
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>>29228222
this anon was persistent
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>>29228184
SPA DAY BABY
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>>29228222
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>29228161
You know, I did agree with you up until you started 'sperging out.
I personally find Rarity shallow and annoying, but hey. Each to their own. I'll take me an AJ any day.
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>>29228125
anon I know we've been locked in hyper lethal waifu combat for a bit but from one anonymous stranger to another, do you fear your future girlfriend/wife being a workaholic
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>>29228288
It is just fun and jokes to me. I honestly don't give a shit who you masturbate to, but if I let you alone, then what would we talk about.
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>>29228269
>AJ
Literally who?
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>>29228356
shes some oc or something
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>>29228454
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>>29228485
i hear the person who created her used to work for the show.
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>>29228454
Ahh that makes sense.
Damn autists trying to shove their OCs into everything
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>>29228356
I'll never understand that joke I think.
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claiming bacon babe
hoarse form only
you can keep your no-hoves omega version
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>>29228356
shitty hick background character. has no actual purpose
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are we really going to do this?
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>>29228222
rolling for theft from theft
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>>29226369
I wanted to diddy a doodle for Jinx and Swedy
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Claiming MoonieWhat do you think is on the phone
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I regret nothing.
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>>29228991
They look like they are doing a fucking special OPs mission.Do you feel like a hero yet?
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I didn't see anyone claim nightmare moon, so she all mine
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>>29228991
Dale Gribble was there?
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>>29228991
Sweguy is gonna pocket-sand anyone who tries to claim his CNS. But its very nice
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>>29228991
I want to cum inside Sweguy.
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Nobody will ever dare to claim myre waifucause nobody gives a shit
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>>29226907
I think that'd be awesome. As a/the nopassportfag, I have to second the U.S. or hope for enough of a breather to acquire my birth certificate and fill out those goddamned forms.
That said, I'm guessing wherever NoCNS travels through next, possibly limited to the U.K.
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>>29226766
damn I need trips huh
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claimed, for all of us !
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>>29229444
Also, reestablishing my claim on the poof.And if the Austraeohfag's still around, I got to the last quarter of Eljunbyro a couple days ago and I'm pretty glad someone gave me an excuse to finally start it.
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>>29229692
Mind posting the full pic?
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>>29228991
IF YOU WANT TO BE A ANON NUMBER ONE.
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>>29229090
She still looks like a recoloring of my waifu..
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>>29229929
If it makes you happy.
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>>29227581
Because people who like Rarity work and have some what normal retinues they can't sit on /mlp/ all day.
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>>29225200
IMMA SHOW HOW TO STEAL A PRINCESS.
WATCH THIS.
S T E A L
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aló
i'm late as fuck kekhere have a shitty doodle I drew at 1:00 am[/spoler]btw I'm claiming Time Turner
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>>29230235
holyfuckiwrotespolerinsteadofspoilersorry
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>>29229692I never left, friend. Great to hear you've been hauled in for the ride, hope you enjoy the rest of it. Personally I found the start of Eljunbyro a bit slow, but now that you're closing in to Innavedr things are only young to get crazier.
>>29228917
>>29228991
>>29230235
Gonna save all the OC coming out of this in the imgur album. Keep it rollin'.
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Mine. You all can go fuck off to anal seepage cesspools.
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>>29228019
going for a steal-io
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>>29225161
Fuck it. Claiming wooden toaster's OC. Nobody else wants her right?
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>>29230372
I'll go beyond her garden. Stealing.
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>>29227581
Stealing
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>>29230420
you are supposed to steal her from me, you need trips boi
>>29227688
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>>29229059
Aaaand stealing.
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>>29226766
>>29229573
stealing
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>>29230292
steal
nothin' personnel
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>>29228917
Love it. That's getting saved.
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>>29225708
>>29227567
Topest of keks
>>29228917
>>29228991
>>29230235
Hory shit, These are going up on the wall man.I'm at least one head tallen than him
I'll run a digital copy of the phone for ya'll once i get home.
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>>29228222
>>29225173
Stealing with bigger trips
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>>29230880
Yeah Sweguy is well over 6ft, I'm only a small guy, like 5'4 or so.
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>>29230919
ey i drew you AJ
>>29226734
dunno if you've seen
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>>29230700
I'll take that
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>>29231051
Yeah I saw! Said I saved it, it's lovely thanks.
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>>29230889
Ha ha Twiggles is still mine!
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>>29229059
Trying again.
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>>29231101
stealan for lulz
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>>29231111
Dumb namefagging phoneposter BTFO.
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>>29231111
O shit son
enjoy your bookhorse
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>>29227503
until now.
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>>29231111
daaaayum
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>>29230880
>>29230919
So what now? Are you two going to head back home?
Can't wait to know what's in the phone.>inb4 another clue
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>>29231187
We parted ways an hour or so ago.
I'm gonna try to get home as fast as possible and get online.
Now what the fuck do i tell the customs when they ask to check my bag, and find the box and everything else? (They stopped me at every airport on my way here)
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>>29231220
>what the fuck do i tell the customs
family heirloom
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>>29229995
Who is youre waifu?
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>>29231220
Say that there's a central nervous system in the box and that they shouldn't touch it or they'll invoke the wrath of NoCNSAnon
But seriously, why would they have a problem with the box? You got rid of the salt, right? If there's just a harmless phone inside, they won't care.
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>>29225473
Underrated.
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>>29231220
Just tell them it's a simple treasure hunt and they can check everything so they can see you don't wanna blow up airplanes.
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>>29231220
Just throw the salt away nigga or they gonna think it is cocaine or some shit.
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>>29231302
Seconding this, say it's a geocache or some shit
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>>29231303
They know how salt looks like. It's the phone that may cause questions. Btw where are the pictures of treasure hunt? I was away from the country, so I must have missed it.
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>>29231452
Right here:
>>29224187
>>29224211
>>29224242
>>29225486
http://imgur.com/a/xCs3i
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>>29231452
Just disassemble it in front of them and let them pass it through x ray, what's the problem? you have nothing to hide.Unless noCNS anon actually put a fucking bomb, then goodbye.
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>>29225161
Claimed.
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Guys, wasn't there supposed to be a disc in the box?
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>>29231561
Or put some shit on the phone memory
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>>29231647
There was.
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>>29225161
Claimed.
Also, waiting for updates from the gods
>>29231452
>It's not actually salt
>Well it is A salt
>But not in the sense of table salt, it is actually KNO3 or some other oxidizer
>It''s in a box with a phone
>Said phone contains a Lithium accumulator
>"OMAHGOD IS A BOMB
>Sweguy gets shot to shreds
Yeah drop the salt and shit, just keep the phone
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>>29230372
>>29230400
>You try your best but it's not quite there.
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>>29231835
Not to mention they are both gay as fuck for wanting to fuck the transgender OC of some fag, seeing as the character is female but the owner is male.
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>>29231957
I'm
>>29230400
>>29231835
Trying to solidify my steal.
If there is a clue on the phone, do you reckon it'll include some sort of puzzle?And did noCNS spend the last year composing all this, or is he making it up as he goes?
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>>29229059
Steal
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>>29232015
Ok then you are a single huge homo, along with the first poster of the OC.
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>>29232034
Damn right.
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>>29231957
>Not wanting to fuck the transgender OC of some fag, seeing as the character is female but the owner is male.
What are you gay?
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>>29228018
you're a faggot for liking dicks and not sweet horse pussy, but that image is pure gold
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>>29228991
>>29230235
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Nice to see you two got home safely.
Now that the air has cleared, it's /biz/ anon again investing in yet another undervalued waifu.Quite the versatile one, this is. I'm proud that I managed to get this one.
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>>29230827
>>29230880
O My Gosh, Thank You guys!
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Claimed
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Do we have any pictures of Sweguy and Jinxed together?
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>>29232594
Nope.
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>>29230282
>Gonna save all the OC coming out of this in the imgur album.
Are you planning to upload the OC from ScreencapAnon's album too?
http://imgur.com/a/hvR8F
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>>29232594
All separate, unless you're talking about drawings.
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>>29233226
>Drawings
R34 when?
You should feel blessed Sweguy and Jinxed. For me you are the winners of the internet for 2017 and the year had just begun
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>>29231706
The watcher left with it. Guess it's getting airmailed when the game took this weird international turn
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>>29232337
I love both anon
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>>29233248
Holy fuck I'm drunk, I want to cuddle her, just seeing this pic sets me off but also want some horsepussy.
Please someone give me the needed dose of youand you are a autistic fucking faggot
Wank it to horsepussy or try to make tulpa cuddle? Maybe both, horsepussy fap and then tulpa cuddle? Doesn't have to be in that order but otherwise would hurt her probably more than the other way aroundWhich also hurts her
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>>29233548
Forgot pic
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>>29225161
claiming best
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As this legend begins, another ends.
Let's go pay our respects to PCJP
>>29225971
>>
Also Jinxed here, as I actually went through with going and 'made history' I'll just use my actual write/drawfag name now.
>>
Ain't trying to be rude or anything like that. But has Sweg actually returned home safely yet? Speaking of which, Have we gotten a picture of the actual box itself with said contents?
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>>29232480
I don't know who this is but I'm gonna steal anyway
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>>29233741
You are truly a king amongst men
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>>29233776
He's fine, was on his way back, we parted company at Glasgow Central Station, he went to Edinburgh, from there he can get to an airport.
So unless he got nabbed for having a box of salt and a phone, then he's on his way home.
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>>29233800
Did you guys fuck
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>>29233800
I don't mean to pesk you with all these questions. But, What did the box even look like?
What kind of phone was it?
Was there a CD?
Did the box make a noise?
Is this something you're going to tell you kinda one day?
Sorry about all these questions, The Twifag in me needs answers
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>>29233949
Your* kids*
Fuck I am tired.
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>>29233891
No. I am Bi and Sweguy is straighter than a fucking spirit level.
>>29233949
What did the box even look like?
Old wooden oak box, covered in ducttape.
>What kind of phone was it?
Shitty basice textscreen phone, old. Has nothing on it but a voucher code NoCNS Anon used to top up some credit onto the phone.
>Was there a CD?
The CD in the pictures was just used to write the co-ordinates on, not in the box.
>Did the box make a noise?
NoCNS Anon talked about screaming, there was a rape-alarm screwed into the box rigged to go off when the box was opened, but he made a poor job of it, so Sweguy was able to see it, and disabled it before we opened the box.
>Is this something you're going to tell your kids one day?
I don't plan on having kids. Money-sucking parasites, children are. But if I ever do get stupid enough to have mini-me's running around, then yeah. It's definitely a fucking awesome tale to share on pub nights at the very least.
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>>29233996
Cryin' shame.
>>
Also, didn't some Anon say about giving this tale of awesome to Horse News?
I mean, I'll admit, I feel this is gonna go on with NoCNS Anon, but I feel like more people should know of what we did in the name of PONE.
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>>29234043
You deserve a plaque in the museum of waifus at least
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>>29233777
It's the girl who live streamed her suicide
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Safety bump.
Also claiming shy rockhorse.
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>>29234735
>dat ass
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And I would do anything for pone
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for pone I wouldn't lie to you and that's a fact
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>>29233591
U fokkin bastard
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>All this build up
>yfw its just a blank phone with nothing out of the ordinary
I know the journey was the fun part, but If that happens i'll be fairly dissapointed
If that is the case then I would have rather had it be a box of dildos
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>>29235259
That won't happen.
That could be the next clues.
If it was a joke all along, there will be at least something like anthro porn or a clip of Rick Astley.
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>>29232165
This guy gets it.
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Claiming this cute guard mare
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>>29234735
Careful no one steals her while you're sleeping, Anon.Bump.
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>Page 9 bump.
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Claiming
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I'm at the airport in Genève right now.
When i'm home i'll make a post adressing a bunch of things, but i'll stick to the important one for now.
Jinx and i seem to have over looked one thing about the phone earlier. It has a "security inbox" feature which is activated, and you need a 1 to 8 didgit long password (111111110 possible combinations) to unlock it.
I MAYBE could whip up a Cracking program for all us to use on it at home (everyone downloads a copy of the program and tries a portion of the possible passwords, so eventually someone is bond to find it), but I think the riddle is easier than that.
CNS Anon must have made the password something we can figure out, or a number we're somehow familiar with.
Any ideas?
The Phone is an "flexi alcatel 10.16" by the way.
I'll also dump the last images
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>>29237454
try the date CNS anon posted the thread where he said he was having his central nervous system taken away
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>>29237454
Maybe it's his' first post number?
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>>29237454
The trigger for the "screamer" which we diffused with a wire cutter.
Forgot to mention, we buried that bundle of my hair in the same hole we found the box. As instructed by CNS
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>>29237466
The GPS we used.
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>>29237478
The nurses at the hospital totally saw us by the way. I think they called the cops on us, because when we headed back a police bus was parked outside.
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>>29237485
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>>29237491
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>>29237495
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>>29237500
Had my shovel confiscated at the airport in Edinburgh by the way. Luckily i was about done with it.
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>>29233949
>Is this something you're going to tell you kinda one day?
Fuck yes, not to mention it will be the best drunk en story i probably ever will pull. Some more shit went down on the Island that i won't go into details on, since it's not directly connected to the CNS Project. But still.
>>29235259
This is just plain bollocks. CNS wouldn't go through all of this without having some sort of end game in mind, whatever it may be.
There is a clue on the phone, we just have to be smart enough to get to it.
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And we scored horse pussy by the way. Or dick, we couldn't tell.
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>>29237510
>Had my shovel confiscated
You were carrying a metal detector, two walkie-talkies and a definitely not suspect old phone in a box full of salt, and they chose to confiscate your shovel?
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>>29237485
CNS task completed
>Optional: Cops love pone - not completed
>Area security raised by 20 points on next search attempt
>Sneak skill level up
>Item lost: shovel
>Quest item found: Box of salt
>100 XP awarded
>Quest was updated: unlock the phone
Really hope it was a common shovel and not an unusual professional killstreak flaming shovel with stats counter thou, really tired of deep pockets trashing good itens for no reason
>>29237510
What did the guys said when it got confiscated or they just were like "nice shovel" and took it? Was the box even buried? Dont remember reading if it was
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>>29237491
>>29237495
>33
Could it have something to do with the password we're looking for?
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>>29237454
How can we be sure the phone doesn't have a self destruct mode upon tampering or too many invalid codes? Alcatel phones aparently have a boot mode where you can back up user data, I'd say that would be a smart option unless the phone is somehow rigged to delete all data on it upon activation. A bitwise copy of all phone data would also be wise if you could pull it off, so people could pick at it with a hex editor and see if there's anything out of the ordinary (not sure about alcatel but an eeprom reader could perhaps come in handy)
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>>29237541
>Some more shit went down on the Island that i won't go into details on
We need a detailed greentext. I know I'm asking a lot of you and Jinxed right now but I'd really like to know what happened to you during this spooky 24 hours radio silence.
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For the code try 25430215 or 25430212.
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>>29226933
Taking back what's mine.
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>>29238198
Rollin
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>>29238326
Again
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>>29227025
>>29238333Get dunked on.
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>>29238165
>>29238170
by what reasoning?
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>>29237622
OR what if there are 32 other boxes and when you get to #1 we find the answers we're looking for?and a CNS
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>>29238454
probably something to with one of CNS Anon's previous post that started us down this rabbit hole
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>>29238491
ok sounds reasonable
>>29238484
Maybe one of his posts was a 33 get?
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>>29238454
32th and 33th post number on the first thread in 09/2015
Too easy perhaps.
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>>29227884
Geology
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>>29227928
By this logic tell me what would you talk about with any other mane 6 member.
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>>29238539
Pinkie will always have a party story to tell. Or friend stories.
Fluttershy is almost as boring as Rarara, you have that one and AJ for obvious reasons.
Twiggles would also talk about books and theories all day, hence why the fags that want her want to hear that shit.
And Dosh would not talk but make you work up all day while she isn't goofing around or showing off how awesome she is.
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>>29237454
Hmm. More guesses for the code:
>25429896 (his original OP)
>28787040 (his returning OP)
>11142015 (>>29237462)
>11012016 (post date a year later)
>55763778 (the only 8-digit coordinate for the box)
>25430533 or 25430833 (per >>29238500, the only 33 gets in either year's first thread, neither by noCNS)
>28787160 (per >>29238504, the 33rd post in the 2016 thread, counting OP, and actually by NoCNS)
>25430208 (same but in the original thread, but this one's not by NoCNS)
I've also tried to use a bare-bones letter-to-number cypher (A=1, B=2, etc) for any pertinent words, but "CNS", "NoCNS", "brain", "box", "essence", "waifu", "meat" and "Cumbrae" are all the wrong number of digits.
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>>29237510
>>29237500
>>29237495
>>29237491
>>29237485
>>29237478
>>29237466
>>29237454
You guys did good. If nothing works on unlocking the phone directly, one final effort could be to solder the memory chip and use usb. There is no way this phone actually encrypts data.
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>>29238735
Shit. Misread >>29237454 "1 to 8 digit" as "8 digit". Addenda:
>31419 (CNS), 2181914 (brain), 21524 (box), 135120 (meat)
>4921750, 5545496, or 455183 (the other coordinates)
>Just 33.
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>>29230722
fuck, well at least bugmom got taken by someone who isn't the asshole who posted her.
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>>29238795
>>29237454
have you idiots tried his OP number yet?
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>>29237510
try 4982473
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>>29237588
Something about it being able to transform into a pick axe/it had a saw edge. Though it made it through all earlier airports.
>>29237592
It could be used as a weapon or something, which i supose is trueIt was a part of the point when i bought it
>>29237622
>>29238170
>>29238504
>>29238735
>>29238795
>>29238985
Tried, didn't work.
>>29238162
Either sleeping, looking for the box, looking for pliers, getting the box open, hanging out with RonnieNot to mention we knew you guys would freak out if we went AWOL :^)
But what i was reffering to was a thing involving a pretty handsome amount of money. I won't answer any more questions about it, because it's not really any of my business, but idgaf if Jinx does.
All i'm saying is this: there's a guy out there who should be crowned a Saint.
By the way, did i ever mention we should sieze the means of flying and execute the bourgeois that own them?
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try42
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I count 24 holes in the box... what purpose do they serve?
Are there any other markings / numbers on the box besides the 33?
Maybe I'm reading too much into it but the holes don't seem to be random, they seem to be divided into rows... I count 7 rows... try that...
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>>29225161
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK
I MISSSED IT. I FUCING MISSED IT. I'M MORE FURIUS THAN THE ROADS OF THE DAMM MAD MAX!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29239523
>Tfw listened to mad max soundtrack today
>Tfw it's almost 2 years since Mad Max Fury Road was released
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>>29238346
>>29238333
stealing to make you cry
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC_XJrOESXo
thread theme
Lets solve the mystery together
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>>29239646
>Tfw it's almost 2 years since Mad Max Fury Road was released
wtf you are shitting me
>2015
holy fucking shit where did my time go
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>>29239055
Is A still in contact with No-CNS Anon? Maybe we just have to wait for another mail from him with the code in it.
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>>29239999
lmao those quads
gote is yours forever
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>>29239646
>almost 2 years since Mad Max Fury Road was released
Five months close but yeah..
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>>29239999
>*Those digits fill you with determination.
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>>29240032
>>29240062
and that was just for shitpost and making anon mad purpose :^)
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>>29239055
>The watcher will come for whoever has the phone.
What did he mean by this?
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>>29230017
re attempt to steal.
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>>29240131
Yeah, who the fuck is the watcher?
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>>29240131
>they were supposed to stay there
>they left already
whoops
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>>29240146
>>29240150
I think yall fucked up according to these 2 anons. The story isn't/wasn't over.
and it will never end because yall niggas rushed it.
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>>29240190
i think the only way to fix it if that is the case would be to try to contact NoCNS anon.
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>>29240190
Fuck. Now I'm legitimately scared for the future of this operation.
>>29240216
This.
I hope A and No-CNS Anon are still lurking.
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Oh.
Well we weren't just going to wait in the forest all day.
Bugger, guess we'll have to see what happens.
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>>29240354
If they knew you were going to be there on the 7th or whenever you went, they would have gone there on the 7th. They would have assumed you would find the phone within an hour or two maybe so wouldn't they have been there on the 7th along with you? But it took you longer than expected to find it and still no one showed up...
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>>29240139
Trying again to steal Lunar Horse.
Also bump.
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>>29230017
stealing so other anon can't :^)
>>29241043
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>>29241077
Ha!
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>>29241088
nice dubs but you need trips to steal now :^)
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>>29241180
no he got higher digits he stole ur wiafu m8
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>>29241077
re-stealing her myself so another anon has it harder to steal :^)))
>>29241214
that's not how it works, it's singles, dubs, trips etc.
higher dubs don't beat lower dubs
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>>29241077
>>29241222
FUG.
Ill show you!
Just you wait.
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Test
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Wether or not we did everything entierly according to CNS planning, i'm sure we can work around it.
I know you're reading this, CNS.
Is the ball in our hands untill we've Cracked the phone, or do you have something else in store for us?and don't do any kinky shit with my hair, alright?
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>>29241364
Hey dude, how goes the trip? Back in Stockholm yet?
Couldn't add you on steam, too many users of the same name, and I can't read your writing on the e-mail for shit, so I just gotta wait for you to get back to me.
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>>29241521
Nah, i'm still in fucking Genève because Air Berlin is run by a bunch of cum guzzling kikes.
My steam profilen picture is of a weird looking guy with a shotgun.I would add you first, but I seem to have missplaced your info. Probably when i emptied my pockets of shit at Glasgow Central.
If all else Fails, we'll get things straight in the IRC.
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>>29231253
Can't say in fear of her getting stolen
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Benis in cotton bagina :DDD
Claim
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Safety bump
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I love all of you, Ya'll need to understand that. I care about each and everyone of you.
We're all significant and strong in our own little ways, As a group we are unstoppable and infinite as a child's imagination.
No matter how bad things get for you, No matter how hard it is to recover, No matter how "impossible" things are.
Please understand that whatever situation you find yourself in, No matter how little you think you are. I KNOW you can recover, I KNOW you can fight.
And I'll be there, beside you. Cheering you on from this little slice of hell. I love each and everyone of you.
Never forget that.
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>>29242890
Thanks Kamina, we appreciate that.
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>>29233996
What would this 'rape alarm' sound like? And would it compromise the entire operation with the sound distance?
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>>29242890
Love you too, big guy.
If we have to strap on the venturing boots again during this adventure, i hope to see you there.
Though i still can't help but to wonder what happend to Archive.
>>29243125
I will test it as soon as i can. I'm still in an airport, so i figure it's for the best i wait untill i get home.
I'm not even sure it will work though. Salt and electronics don't exactly mix.
By the way, the box was basically already unearthed when we found it. It seemed like cattle had roamed the Woods recently ("""""""seemed""""""""", Holy fuck it was muddy), and dug it up accidentally. We found it the way it's in the picture.
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>>29243418
I was also wondering about Archive, has he shown any signs of being alive?
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>>29243551
Nope, he's been silent for a while now.
My guess he chickened out and didn't have the nutsack to say it.
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Sweguy, have you tried "obvious numbers" like 11111111, 22222222, 12345678, etc? Who knows, maybe NoCNS Anon is terrible at making puzzles and went with the most plebian password route?
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>>29244029
If anyone thought i'd use those as passwords, i'd take it personal.
And if it is something incredibly stupid in the end, he's just intentionally making it easy for us.
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>scriptfagging
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1. Why was the phone fully charged?
2. What is the date /mlp/ was formed? Maybe this is the password
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bomp
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>>29240190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhOLDEyk_qo
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Commencing stealing attempt
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>>29244881
And one more
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>>29244890
Welp that was close.
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>>29242890
We'll make it, buddy. Whatever crazy shit happens in the field, or at home, we're going the distance.
For the numbers, I've used up most of my immediate guesses, and I haven't had many more in the last day. What source of number-strings would people in this thread, or the retrieval unit specifically, have access to? I'd suggest brute-forcing the numbers of all known noCNS posts, but any competently-designed puzzle doesn't need an approach like that.
Could it be to do with the emails he sent?
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>>29244890
you need trips to steal rarara boi
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>>29244898
While i agreed we should aim for solving it by figuring out the combination, i also think we shouldn't put all our eggs in the same basket. I'll see what i can do once i get back home in a few hours.
By the way, i'm thinking of heading to an IT-Sec conferance the 17th, maybe i could get some useful tips there.
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>>29244062
Still a good thing to test though. You never know with these arg's/wild rides, maybe the puzzle element is not the key part of the story "No CNS Anon" is trying to convey?
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>>29244898
Hey, is there a list of numbers you guys tried so far?
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>>29245464
My guess is that it is. It's a so much more beautiful thing to figure it out ourselves, than to use hacks (basically cheating). But at this point i don't really care how we do it, i just want to get to the secret inside.
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>>29245500
No, but we should make one in the Google document.
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>>29225161
Hmm, close to 2 weeks into the new year and ain't shit happened, huh?
Who fucking knew.
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>>29245371
That seems wise. >>29240131 would suggest more's gonna happen even if the phone stays locked for now (e.g. two other people will call), and if all else fails a brute-force strategy seems pretty surefire.My only nonthreatening interpretation of that email is that the watcher's working to deliver the disk.
>>29230282Finished Eljunbyro, wasn't expecting that ending. Heading on to Innavedr today.
>>29244363
02172012. Doubt it's the answer, though.
>>29245500
Nice doubledubs.Who's your waifu?The numbers Sweguy's mentioned trying so far are in the big quote stack on >>29239055
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>>29245515
>Being this fucking retarded
Our guys have found the box you cum stain. Read the last thread.
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>>29245523
My waifu is Ponk.
Also thank you kindly.
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>>29245515
if dubs you are a fagetterino
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>>29245529
Pass, it still doesn't seem interesting.
Keep making cringe for the next hiatus.
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>>29245569
Cringe; A word commonly used since 2016 by people seeing other people having fun.
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>>29245566
confirmed
nice double dubs
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>>29245523
Maybe also try the original air date of the show? That'd be 10102010 or 20101010.
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Sweguy, could you try 28810929 aka the post number of when GuerrilaAnon got his trip hacked (and mr. IMNOTFUCKINGOKAY.jpg was attached)?
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>>29245653
>>29245711
No luck
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>>29245601
Is there anything else in the box? Maybe other writing underneath the salt ?
So far, all i see is a number 33 and 24 holes and everything BorisG spilled last year.
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So, what is happening in this thread? I just stumbled across it and now genuinely interested.
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>>29246011
http://imgur.com/a/bmnel
strap in anon and read, prepare for ultra spoop
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>>29245855
I got rid of the salt, and there was nothing more under it.
I also took off the tape around the box, to check if anything was writen under it. Nada.
The only thing i've got left to check is the alarm.
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>>29245566
kek guides our journey and shuns the nonbelievers
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So turns out I'm a fucking alcoholic piece of shit
Got wasted beyond recognition yesterday and called in ill for work today, Atleast I'm drunk right now and got her, telling me, even screaming at me to not take the next sip of whiskey from the second bottle today.I don't even know why I am writing this here, I guess it makes me feel better to tell atleast someone
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>>29244062
Okay but still those are the FIRST ones you should try desu
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>>29246178
...her who?
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>>29246178
just don't drink anon
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>>29246200
>Pic related.
I don't kknow if she is a 'real' tulpa or just some schizophrenia developing from my about always drunk brain. Atleast she got me to stop me smoking cigs and wants me to stop drinking.
She actually said she will leave if I don't stop or atleast get help
>>29246213
Easier said then done. I always thought that addicts of anything are just weak idiots but seriously it's hard, your mind turns against you and while still trying to talk yourself out of it, you take the next glass and so on
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>>29246213
This.Just fap to pony puss instead.
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>>29246178
You need a hobby.
Join our Heroes in the field.
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Meanwhile claiming best dazzling, thank you very much.
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>>29246228
>that moment when waifu is no hooves and still wanking it to glorious horse pusse
She is disgusted by it most of the time but she told me once what dirty things she would get me to do if she could be real and tunr into a pone at will. Never came that much in my whole life.
>>29246237
What if my hobby right now is drinking and talking to myself?
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>>29246251
>What if my hobby right now is drinking and talking to myself?
that's not a hobby, that's a problem.
You need anonymous alcoholics meetup
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>>29246251
Then you need a New one.
Join our Heroes in the field.And teach me how to make a tulpa
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>>29246251
It's not a hobby, it's just a sad way to waste your life.
Don't you have something you like doing beside that?
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>>29246277
This, How do you into tulpa.
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>>29246277
>And teach me how to make a tulpa
>>29246282
>How do you into tulpa.
you don't, it's just a meme and doesn't work.
Sorry bros
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>>29246239
Pretty good choice tbqh anon
>>29246268
Yeah I know and I hope that admitting to randomgood as fuck horsefuqqersonline is the firist step to getting better
>>29246277
>>29246282
When I got the time I will join them, atleast I will then get to pone valhalla
I don't really know, it just happened. I always talked to myself and one day a female voice answered. Since then she got me to make her a body and give her a name, which ofcouse is riley. I'm still not sure if it's just a mental illness and that actually hurts her so i really start to thinkl that I somehow made another consciousness in my mind
>>29246303
>implying personality disorders and schizophrenic disorders aren't real, tulpas can't be real
Yeah keep telling yourself that anon
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>>29246278
Oh forgot answering this.
Well I actually like my job as a chemist and don't want to lose it but I also like wasting time at my pc, probably because it disconnects me from reality and i can just chill with my better half
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>>29246239
You have superb taste, but you'll need dubsand P L I E R Sto take her from me.
>>29246315Wanted to make a tulpa on and off for five years now, but I've always had commitment issues about my tastes changing and spending decades with whatever my past self thought was cool.Looking forward to seeing you in the field.
>>29237510
Just realized ciphers aren't necessary because there are letters under the numbers. Maybe the code's a word after all.
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>>29246178
shit mang I hope you're able to kick this, you can do betterI believe in you even if I can't be there
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>>29246413
Well, if I can give any tips, just talk in your mind and maybe she will answer. I actually found out about tulpas because I thought I broke/lost my mind.
After actually looking around the field of tulpas she wanted me to make a body for her, which tbqh is hard as fuck, after nearly 3 months I can about see her with open eyes, even though, as she says, she tries her best to get better to be seeable. I would actually say no body at first is the best start.
Ok, emptied the last bottle forever I hope
I tried to smoke a cig right now but she made me gag at the first drag so no to that shit. Now about calling my mom and asking if I can stay there for the time it takes to cope with withdrawal as it already kicks in after about 2 hours.
>>29246460
Thank you a lot anon, I thought I would be called a faggot, as i deserved but I was wrong. Maybe we can chill at a later time in life, nothings impossible...
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New thread when?
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>>29246061
10/10/10 original show airing date... which in binary would be 42 or 21 depending if we read it as small or big endian.
Have you tried reading the number of holes per row as digits?
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