You accidentally walk in on Octavia taking a shower.
What do?
>accidentally
>>29222708
Oh shit, I'm sorry
>>29222798
>Why? Father told me not to be ashamed of my flank
>>29222708
Help her to wash of course
>>29222802
>>29222798
Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our penises, especially since there're such a good size and all.
gentle, consensual>rape obviously
>>29222708
>Be Anon, in pastel horseland of talking animals.
>You have had many room-mates before; Pinkie, Derpy... Maud... And now Octavia.
>Princess Celly wasn't happy with the way you treated the previous ponies.
>Sure you may of put your dick in a bun and called it a meat-dog for pinkie, and maybe you intentionally left Derpy stuck halfway in a plaster wall with her flank exposed, but the time when you made Boulder take the space program, hqving him fall back down on Maud's house the speed of a meteorite was /completely/ an accident!
>Whatever. You gotta put up with donkey horse now.
>You head upstairs and notice the shower is running, Tavi probably occupying it.
>lolwhocares
>As you got to open the door Tavi cries out.
>"Anon, wait a few minutes. I'm in here!"
>Haha. Yea no. Not stopping you.
"WHAT'S THAT? WEIGH A FEW MINUTE, I'M AN EAR?"
>You smile slightly as you turn the knob.
>"NO. JEEZE ANON. YOU ARE NOT TO COME IN PLEASE."
>Swinging the door open, you respond with;
"OK OCTAVIA. WHATEVER YOU SAY. 'GO ANON, YOU ARE NUTS. CUM IN ME'".
>Octavia screams and pulls a towel around herself in haste.
>Meanwhile, you flip the lights off.
>"ANON, WHAT THE FUCK?"
"SURE. I'LL BE UP FOR A FUCK!"
>You try to navigate your way to the shower in darkness. Tripping along the way. Grabbing ahold of something for support you rip the towel from Octavia.
"BY JOLLY GEE. I AM CLUMSY HUH?"
>At this point, Octavia starts sobbing.
>"J-just leave me alooone pl-p-leeeease... "
>Getting to your feet again you make your way forward, only to slip on your spaghetti and land face-first into Octavia's nether regions.
>"W-why cccan't you leave me alone, Anon... Why can't you l-leave anypony alo-ne..."
"YAWH~ PU-SEI TST LKE SHSPRELLA!"
>"Please don't hurt me..."
"ITHZ RAING SHUDEWYS!"
Anon then got given leathal amount of Gamma rays from celestia after the incident.
They're always naked, so whatever.
>>29222708
Help her wash her back and plot.
Ponies can't reach those parts by themselves.
>>29222708
React the same way I would if I walked in on her brushing her teeth.
>>29223304
/thread
>>29222708
Close the door and go shit in the other bathroom I guess. Ask if she needs help maybe? Bathing a pone would be pretty cute.
>>29222708
>tfw they will never make an episode with Dash taking a shower with some other ponies.
>>29223758
They might.
We've seen ponies in a locker room, a shower isnt too far off.we still won't get an EG shower or beach scene
>"Oh dear, you've certainly caught me in a very vulnerable position. I do hope you don't take advantage"
i like earth ponies
>>29222708
Either pee on her or Rape.
>>29224509
>pee on her
Fuck, why didn't I think of that?
Look at her eyes. So much contempt for us. I love it
>>29222708
Scrub her insides with my special sponge.
>>29223241
>not britbong 'tavi
i am disappoint
>>29223649
What kind of beta are you?
>>29222708
>Begin taking a shower as normal, ignoring her.
>Suddenly act as if she just walked in on me.
>>29222708
>"Hmph, typical Americans, always spying on ladies in the shower. What now? Will you use this as an opportunity to have your way with me and use the shower to dispose of any evidence? Well go ahead and get it over with, I have a concert to practice for"
>>29228502
>Oi Anon, why dontch shag me a quick one in the loo so I can wash yer wank juice from out my snatch right-o?
>>29228522
I'd never considered the possibility that it might be Chavtavia showering
>>29222708
walk in, see her taking shower, 360, nope the fuck out, if she comes up to me and ask about apologize, and then pretend like it never happened, hope I don't get put on the equestrian sex offenders registry.
>>29228578
>equestrian sex offenders registry
Why not? Celestia's on it.
>>29228608
Because no pony would like me, especially my waifu.and rape is wrong
>>29228522
Crikey
>>29228522
We need more green like this
>>29222798
SPBP
>>29222708
Oh, I thought Vinyl was in here. Do you know when she'll be taking her shower?
>>29230592
>"She doesn't shower."
>>29222708
e a good butler and aid your lady.
>>29224526
couple of anons have taken to falseflag with kinks.
>>29233158
>You've been such a faithful servant, anon. I wonder if there's anything...special I can do to repay you?"
Wot do?
>>29233930
"Yes I'll have a cornetto and a pack of fags please"
>>29222708
Offer to wash her mane and tail while remaining fully clothed.
>>29233995
>"FAKKIN ELL I WUZ OFFA'IN TAH SUCK YA KNOB M8!"
>>29234794
7 years in MSPaint
>>29222708
>Leave
>Turn off the hot water heater.
>Wait for the screaming.
don key
>>29222708
Leave, because the shower is clearly occupied?
>>29222708
sorry tavi. really had to pee. don't mind me.