Would you adopt a little filly, /mlp/?

>>29217386
Yeah. Why make another one when we already have some that need parents?

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>>29217386
yes

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>>29217386
Yes

I'd let it die in few weeks, better not.

>>29217386
>Raising another man's child instead of starting your own family and furthering your bloodline
I hate what our society has become.

>>29217386
get out yeh.

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>>29217386
Yes.

http://pastebin.com/TR3ju7Ph

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>>29217912
Ponies and humans are incompatible, sadly.

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I would adopt a colt

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>>29217386
No.

I don't want to deal with being a father despite my impregnation fetish.

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>>29218208
Miscarriage is a thing.

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>>29218208
>I don't want to deal with being a father
>>29218236
>Miscarriage

>>29218257
>I am new
Can't understand sarcasm, retard?

>>29217386
Maybe

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>>29218281

>>29218570
It was actually sarcasm, not b8. But whatever helps you sleep at night.
Also I don't need your shitty (You) you can put it right there up in your ass.

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>ywn adopt the oldest filly in the orphanage
>ywn sign the adoption as she thinks the entire thing is some sick prank
>ywn walk her home and show her to her room as she remains silent the entire time
>swn will never mistrust you for the first few weeks before realizing she really had finally been adopted
>ywn comfort her as she cries out years of bottled up frustration and sadness into your shoulder
>ywn do all the things with her that she missed out on when she was younger
>ywn teach her to ride a bike
>ywn help her with her homework
>ywn host her first birthday party outside the orphanage with the whole town invited
>swn burst into tears realizing just how loved she is
>ywn raise her into a fine young mare
>ywn give her away at her wedding, proud of how well she turned out

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>>29218769
>ywn put the toilet seat down, much to her annoyance

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Peach filly is really cute.

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>>29219041
She will suffice. Now do not waste any time, put the filly into the filly-hole

>>29218769
This hurts a little too much.

>>29217386

I'd have to go on welfare to do so, sadly. Unless that comes with emigrating to Equestria, in which case heck yes.

>>29217912

>you also don't happen to be sterile and your bloodline is already quite furthered along everywhere else

I'm the only one of my generation that happens to be male and incapable of fathering kids short of artifical genetic transfer (birth defect). Then again, this also makes me the uncle that spoils the shit out of my niece and nephew.

So heck yes, I'd add an Equestrian to the family. And make dad-uncle jokes about how everyone asks for a pony from their dad, but I just skipped the middleman and adopted one instead. My late wife was adopted too, she'd probably have been amused as heck if we'd managed first contact and adopted as well.

>>29219025

>ywn change over to sitting on the toilet just so your filly doesn't ever fall in
>ywn have to give her a bath because she tries putting the seat up and falls in anyway

Being in a house with small children is always an adventure, regardless of who raises them.

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>>29218208
>he doesn't have an abortion fetish

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>>29218015
That was a really cute story.
I wish people stopped the greentext format, though. It's kind of hard to read.

>>29222780
>abortion fetish
Well there's certainly worse fetishes to have maybe?

>>29217386
Yeah. I would give her all the love I had. Tought her how to love me, and then marry her when she grew up.

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>>29217386
Yes I would.

>>29218147
Why colt? They are dull

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>>29223776
This picture is so cute.

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Yes.

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>>29218015
Now that a few months have passed, I really, REALLY regret putting some specific things in that story e.g. the entire love plot. It truly is a test of my character to not have deleted it already

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>>29225269
Some parts of it were weird, but it was an entertaining read. Don't worry too much about it.

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>>29223768
>and then marry her when she grew up

>>29225269
I wouldn't say that. You had a unique tone going on that pulled even the weirdest crap off. It was nice. Besides, deleting it is futile. I have the archives and pastebin saved. All of it, even the parts you revised in the thread. You cannot escape. Trying to will only make it harder, An Anon. I will always be there to remind you. That thread was just as a part of you, as it was a part of me. Inseparable.

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>>29226799
Delet this

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>>29226943
N O

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>>29217912
>Raising another man's child instead of starting your own family and furthering your bloodline
It's like you don't want to fuck some other man's child.

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>>29227097
Why don't you skip the middle man and fuck the father.

>>29227116
Does the father have tiny unused orifices in which to put things?

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>>29227116
Why don't you just skip everything and fuck yourself?

>>29227147
The ears I think.

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>>29227156
Who's that pony?

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>>29227156
Fuck me. I rather fuck the middle man.

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>>29227169
I saved the image thinking that it was the diggy filly but it turns out it's some oc called heart song. The image has now been ruined forever.

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>>29227280
Remember, filly = three eye shines.

>>29217386

No, I severely dislike being distracted by noisy things.

>>29217912
"I don't have a dog. I'm not about to raise some animal's bastard offspring while he gets to run around sniffing assholes."

>>29217386
i can't even take care of myself and you want me to adopt a fucking filly ?

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>>29227426
What about cute noisy things?

>>29219090
It Rubs the lotion on its skin. Would you fuck me?

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>>29218769
>http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27578388/#27583236
>something actually very similar was being made in the old threads
>it was never finished like most of the greentexts there
>mfw

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>>29229370
These short lived threads aren't really good to make long stories.

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>>29229405
It became a greentext thread once a few writefags came along. Spanned across like five or six threads.

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>>29229469
Did it really dragged along for that long? I only remember two (but then again my memory is not perfect).

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>>29229591
>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27906943/#27906943
Your guess was better than mines.

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>>29217386
I would adopt this little cutie and I'd have some peaches and cream

If you know what I mean

>>29220051
This gave me some feels. Good luck out there, anon.

>>29217386
I want to be adopted by a little filly.
Am I the only one?

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>>29230057
No. I would gladly be adopted by this filly.

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>>29217386

>>29226645
What? do you want to marry her while she is still a filly?

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>>29230509

>>29229370
Shieeeeeeeeeet I remember writing this

>>29231096
>>29225269
WE WUZ WRITEFAGS AND SHIET
That's An Anon and Lucky. I'll add myself because I was one of the drawfags. Okay, now. This reunion has officially been made.

>>29231364
I suppose I ought to have continued my own story but I got bored with it and Blu's was really good so I felt as though at least the anons in that thread still had something to look forward to you know? In any case it's been a while since I've last writefagged and I'd like to get back into it.

>>29231884
bamp

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Which one?

>>29233166
That one

>>29218138
Someone obviously doesn't visit the Satyr thread.

>>29231394
Take another shot at it I guess.

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Bump.

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>>29235145