Sunset Shimmer has become a prostitute and now calls herself

Hire her every night

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>Shimmy will never give you a Rimjob

>>29214060
Ask her how strong is exactly her potions is.

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>>29214060
>Shimmy Rimmy

I wonder if Glimmy does Rimmy

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>>29214060
>hires shimmy rimmy
>takes her to cheep motel
>gets inside
>gets eager before we even get to the bead
>bend shimmy rimmy over table
>lifts up skirt
>pulls down panties
>finds glorious horse pussy
> OHFUCKYES.png
>expand dong
>dong fully expanded and erect
>insert dong
>do sex for 23 seconds
>cums
>"well that was fast anon" says shimmy rimmy
>she leaves
>repeat every night

>>29214193
*bed

>Not falling in love with her and helping her get out of the life and turning her into a housewife

>>29214607
>not treating her like shit and making her beg for cash money
>choke her, slap her, pull her hair while doing anal
>throw the cash at her as you leave

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>>29214647
Why

>>29214060
Say you like the name and ask her how buisness is doing.

Tell her her outfit is absurd

>>29214060
Congratulate her for being an empowered, sexually liberated woman

>>29214060
Tell her humiliation is my fetish and hope she makes me beg to give her more money if I want her to play with me.

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>>29214060
Become a customer, of course.

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>>29214607
>helping her get out of the life

>implying she doesn't enjoy having sex and orgasms for a living and getting literal buttloads of money

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>>29214647
Dats rood

>>29214977
>Become her Pimp, of course.
ftfy

>>29214060
>sunshit becomes full time dick washer
Why would i do anything,thats an improvement.Also i love how all you had to do to turn her in hooker is give her original costume fishnet,speaks volumes about what kind of person she is!

>>29215523
Is your spacebar broken, anon?

>>29215594
Only after punctuation,apparantly.

is just haveing her around for the day an option, or do we have to just fuck and leave? I need a second player on smash bros.

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>>29216002
>Shimmy comes over to your place, expecting you to use her like so many others
>She's surprised to find out you have no lewd intentions

>>29216019
we might cuddle after we get tired of gaming.
I hope she doesn't charge too much.

>>29214607
>trying to turn a ho into a housewife
Oh, you poor, deluded bastard...

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>>29214647
>Sunset doesn't care what you do, so long as she gets cash for her dope

>>29216512
If Deadpool can do it, we can too

>>29216512
who said anything about a housewife? I just want to hang out with my human waifu, even If I have to pay her a little. kind of like paying a person to dress up as a TV character for a child's birthday party only I get her all the time.

>>29216578
You can pay her, but she won't love you

>>29214152
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

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>>29216547
You really think you're on my level? Just make sure you don't read the filename.

>>29214060
She looks like she'd beat you up for asking for something that isn't directly related to her own fetishes.

>>29214152
>Potions
That's not the kind of magic she does

>>29217751
"I want a blowie."
>"What?"
"You suck my cock. Eh?"
>"Hell no."
"What do you mean no? I just paid you."
>"If anyone is getting a blowjob around here, it's me."
"Give me my money back then."
>"No refunds."
>Sunset grabs your hair and forces you down.
>She pulls her skirt up to show her deep purple panties and friends herself against your face.
>"I wasn't asking. Hope you're hungry, buddy."

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>>29218036
>You will never pay Shimmy to face rape you

>>29218036
Thats no way to run a buisness

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What do you think her rates are?

>>29218472
Then why does she always get so many customers?

>>29218691
Because she charges so little

>>29219578
Or maybe because secretly people like her treatment.

>>29214060
Ahem... One "shimjob" please.

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>>29214060
>Shimmy Rimmy
My fucking sides.

>>29214909
>Is such a slave to money that her body is not a temple but a filthy fast food joint
>Sexually liberated
Whatever helps you hold back the tears at night, hon.

I grip her by her neck and slam her into the bed. It creaks and groans as the weight of her body press down on the springs. I give a coy smile and draw my pocketknife. In one click, a shimmering, well-polished blade shoots out from the handle.
"Do you know what an anus is, Shim?" I ask, pushing the tip of the knife to her throat. She gulps, fear encasing her eyes.
"Y-Yes, M-M-Master!" she stutters in reply. Her voice is cute and high-pitched, sending a rush of blood to my Alabama meat snake. I press the knife deeper, creating a shallow wound, shedding a slight stream of blood from her neck.
"Good. Show me yours, Shim."
She complies, stripping her clothes and presenting her raw, crimson anus to me, bent over the bed. I pull down my fedora, obscuring my eyes with a dark shade, the only sign of eyes underneath the felt brim is two, twinkling, crimson dots. Signs of my Demonic Heritage. I summon a dildo in my grubby hand. In one swift plunge, the entire dildo is engulfed into her anus. While planted inside her rectum, I channel my infernal energy to lengthen the sex toy. It begins piercing her inner organs. After a bestial cry roused from her throat. It presses against her stomach, and then enters. She howls in despair and pain.
"MASTER! STOOOOP!" she yells in protest, but to no avail.
"You know the deal. The Pact cannot be undone once penned." The dildo continues expanding, and then I decide to enlarge its girth. It begins growing in circumference, stretching her asshole wide, loosening the raw hole. In an instant, just as it had appeared, it vanished, leaving nothing but empty space where the toy once was. The only mark of its existence is her stretched, gaping butthole. She collapsed on the bed, coughing blood and wheezing.
I could do this again, I think. I could REALLY do this again...

>>29221383
>not fitting your entire head inside her ass and wearing her like a hat
You had ONE job.

>>29221383
>Implying she would not use her horse magic to slaughter anybody that went from fucking her to fucking with her
Although in this case its horse demon form vs auctual demonic blood so its sure to be an interesting fight (my money is on shimmer and then given to shimmer)

>>29214060
Stretch her asshole like a fat kids sock.

>>29214060
>shimmy rimmy

holy fuck my sides are on uranus

>>29219819
>"shimjob"
Oh my. What might that be?

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>>29222124
>condensation forms
>your hair begins to stand on end
>the buzzing in your ears gets louder

>>29222124
Let's just say it's a specialty service that carries a hefty fee, involves some prep work, and which has a list of ingredients that includes a pair of horses (one stallion, one mare), muscle relaxants, eggs, garbage bags, butter or margarine, a 55 gallon of lubrication, and a defibrillator (just in case).

You're going to come out of it feeling less human, but, well...

They're the Equestria Girls and they're here to shout, but trust me, you'll be the one shouting.

>>29214060
Make her richer by giving her all my banking/financial info and telling her that she is free to pillage my money at her convenience.

>>29222338
That's hot

>>29222448
>SameFetish.jpg
Ruining my life for a woman has pretty much always been my ultimate fantasy. Any sort of woman is fine (or female of any species, really), but it being a hooker does add a few extra layers to it.

>>29214060
Sunset Shimmer gets possessed by the spirit of Macho Man and calls herself Slim Jimmy

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>>29222464
dude wat

>>29222610
Read the post again if you didn't understand it.

>>29222610
Anon, just fap to it once. After that, you'll understand.

Sometimes all you need to see someone's point of view is a little pound time with the meat straw.

>>29222643
This is a good philosophy.

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>>29221383

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>>29214193
>23 seconds

>>29223174
>She will never stare uninterested and unsatisfied into your eyes while you ram her

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>>29221383

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Bump

>>29214060

>>29222331
Sounds fun

>>29218490
150 for quickie, 250 for half hour, 400 for full hour

>>29223574
I wonder if prostitutes would ever give people who satisfy them a discount for it, would promote satisfying her but also never be pushing them to

>>29226257
That's not cheap at all

>>29227283
Good service isn't cheap. Cheap service isn't good.

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>>29214060

>>Sunset Shimmer has become a prostitute
>Implying she wasn't one from the beginning

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>>29226257
>Agree to $400
>Cum within a minute
>Ask for a discount
>She makes you pay full price for wasting her time

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>>29227657
>actually buying the hour
it's your own fault.

>>29227729
I thought I could handle her

>>29227657
>She makes you act as a footstool so she can relax for the rest of the hour watching My Little Pony

>>29222124
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

>>29227846
>She tells you all about how her uncle ruined her childhood and the only time she could feel safe was when ponies were on

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>>29227846
"YOU watch My little pony?"
>"Yeah, got a problem?"
"No, it's just that...I like it too"

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>You will never hire Shimmy to simply stay at your house and watch ponies with you each night

>>29228515
Hell yeah I'd never do that. $250 for one episode? Fuck that shit.
>hurr but how ken you say u lov her if you won spend mone on her
Fuck you, I'm not made of money. That shit's more important to me than anything she could offer. Dude $250 per night is close to 3000 per week. PER WEEK. That's far and above what I make in a MONTH. Fuck that shit man. Shimmy can watch ponies on her own time.

>>29228589
If you really loved her you'd spend the money

>>29228616
You either just entirely missed the point of what I said or you're playing around and are being purposefully retarded by parroting my parody of a waifufag response.

>>29228643
You're just mad because I love her more

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>>29228653
Yeah, ok, whatever. Have fun with that.

>>29228653
People like you are why people are always in such economic despair. Learn how to fucking budget and stop spending everything on luxuries.

>>29228816
I'll spend money on my waifu if I damn well please

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>>29228816

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>>29228589
>>29228643
>>29228702
>>29228816
Your waifu deserves better than some poorfag who can't even afford $250 on a night out.

>>29214607
You have the mentality of the girls that think they can turn a chad into a correct man

>>29214607
This is the right choice

>>29229756
The Anon said every night, not one night

>>29214060

>>29223574
She'd be a shit prostitute then.
Part of being a whore, at least a good one that makes any kind of money, is pretending to give a shit about your client's emotions/problems and pretending to enjoy the sex.

>>29214060

>>29229756
What kind of retard pays 250 for one night out?
My girlfriend and I probably only barely reach 250 in total that we've spend on each other.

>>29233935
>What kind of retard pays 250 for one night out?
The kind who has better prospects in life than flipping burgers at Wendy's.

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>>29233935
You silly poor people are amusing

>>29233963
>>29233956
I make 14.95 an hour.
I'm not a minimum wage slave.

>>29234018
>he measures his income per hour and nor per annum
Pleb.

Your girlfriend will leave you as soon as she finds someone who can dress her up in better clothes than Salvation Army handouts.

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boil some eggs

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>>29214060

>>29234183
>14.95 an hour
>50 hours a week that I work
>poor
Are you just pretending to be retarded or are you really as mentally handicapped as that retard who found himself kidnapped and tortured?

>>29234262
Oh, no, the peasant's getting angry. What are you gonna do? Sharpen your pitchfork?

>>29234262
$41K a year before taxes. You make more than double the poverty line (for not having a family, less than double if you do) but you're below the median income in the United States. If you're a millennial you're above the median income, slightly. Likewise if you don't have a college degree. Slightly below with a college degree.

Assessment: Lower Middle Class. Good financial sense. Work on your motivation.

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ITT: Filthy beggars who will never be able to afford a Shimjob

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>>29214060
>You will never get a Shimmy Rimmy rim shim.

Why even live?

>>29214060

>>29222643
>>29222647
Should we apply this to pedophilia as well?

>>29236409
Yes. Welcome to 4chan, by the way.

>>29236442
It's the Jews.

RE LI

>>29216669
Fuck you satan