Rarijack edition
worst ship
>>29205526
>filly
>>29211681
beach pones?
>>29211398
>>29211409
>>29211424
wew thanks
>>29211419
Other fillies needs love too, anon.
Filly wants a prenup.
>>29211717
Cute chest fluff.
>>29211681
>that ship
>>29211717
keep on keeping on anon, the more cute horses the better
You should try a stallion at some point too!
>>29211735
That's more than a dozen, she should stop hording them and share with everyone else.
>>29211735
why so many rarities
>>29211733
Sorry Sweetie Belle, but you're just going to have to deal with hearing your sister and her girlfriend have noisy and sloppy sex through the wall at night.
>>29211786
Why not?
>>29211773
A horsedozen is much more than ours.
Pony does not approve of anons taste in music
>>29211796
Fluttershy would love my weeb trash music.
>>29211796
But I listen to virtually anything. If pony is one of those stuck-up cunts that think just listening to something makes you a lesser person, pony can promptly fuck right off.
>>29211805
I wonder which pony is into Passenger of Shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx99U5KcwNQ
>>29211796
>Pony immediately gets on the floor as instructed
From the sound of the thread this one turned out pretty bad, but if any of you were or are interested in taking a look anyway I just finished storytiming this book over here:
>>29211430
>>29211873
Thanks, I'll definitely check it out.
Married couples.
>>29211935
>>29211935
Horses can't get married, it's against the law.
bump your buddy's booty
>>29211942
I don't have a buddy.
>>29211942
T H I C C
>>29210976
they need to stop with the racist rhyming ebonics speech, get her out of the racist traditional african savage garb and make her something other that a racist voodoo witchdoctor before people will take her character seriously.
>>29211940
OK there's not a lot of married couples in this show.
Cakes
Shys
Twilight's parents
Rarity's parents
Pinkie's parents
Cadance and Shining
???
>>29211961
that ain't thick, son
they just have biggish hips
>>29211942
internal booty bumps?
https://derpibooru.org/1069381
>>29211687
Flutter friday
>>29212043
fluttershy is an evil enchantress
>>29212043
Fuck Fluttershy
>>29212043
>fluttershy
Thanks for ruin my friday
>>29212043
Oh man, for a second there I thought that pony was about to be graphically mauled by that beast.
>>29212100
Nature is so fascinating.
>>29211769
Sorry senpai but every single time I do it wrong.
>>29212043
what a cutie patootie
Filly invoked the law of surprise.
The first horse you see you must cuddle.
Filly stands attentively in front of you, then makes a very conscious effort to stay in your line of sight.
>>29212118
I want to steal his little hat
>>29212112
I love both real world and Equestrian nature.
Good pono thread.
>>29212082
I'm claiming all the ponies as my own.
>>29212163
Fluttershy you whore just because my milk is about to go off doesn't mean you need to guzzle it all down.
>>29212242
She can't help herself!
>>29212264
Because of the date this image gets better the older it gets
>>29212254
>>29211687
Filly wife asks why you haven't done the dishes and her homework yet.
>worst ship
Homos should not be making threads.
>>29212306
But you didn't make the thread anon.
>>29212302
We're not married, stop coming over and demanding things. And the dishes aren't done because I'm a lazy fuck.
>>29212314
I am not a homo, I am an admirer of homo pones.
>>29212302
Can I ground my wife?
>>29211687
Oh wow its still here?
Hey guys, been a minute. Drunk again.
>>29212354
Winston, right? I think that was the namefag that kept using those reaction images. From /k/, if I recall rightly.
>>29212362
Yup. Surprised anyone actually remembers me, though I did make it a point to be as obnoxious as possible. Been on /o/ a lot recently, got a job at a dealership a couple years back and fell in love with cars. These days I'm actually a lube tech at a luxury dealership. Loving it.
Recently quit pot so I've been drinking a bit more, reminded me of my old drunkposting days so I thought I'd drop in.
You guys realize we've been at this for about six or seven years now, right?
>>29212380
Well, it's not like there's anywhere else for us to go.
>>29212302
I'll start by doing her while she does the dishes and her homework.
>>29212390
I've been here so long pulling up the general to see what's going on is like muscle memory
japanese
horsin'
>>29212436
>>29212436
>>29212436
>>29212436
But what if Finland
>>29212436
>>29212390
Personally I moved on to monster girls.
I'm a switch but it's damn near impossible to find a decent domme, so MG's really hit the spot for me. Unfortunately even that thread is dying out now, the greentext is dying out, the writers all got chased off, theres only a few artists left, it's MPG all over again.
Fuck, honestly Im running out of reasons to be on 4chan at all at this point.
>>29212478
Horse is getting too horse for this shit.
>>29212488
never go TOO horse
>>29212498
Horse has gone plaid.
>>29212498
How much horse is just enough?
>>29212486There's always /monster/ on 8c. That's where I go for my needs.
>>29212514
More horse is excellent.
Plenty horse is even better
Too horse is right out.
>>29212524
Can I horse that mare?
>>29212539
certainly
>>29212539
That horse keep dirtying all the giant toothbrushes.
>>29212546
Rare Mini!
>>29212549
But her friendship juices are minty fresh
>>29212487
I love horsey ponies
Rara belongs to Twilert. Appledash is canon.
>>29212562
When did Twilight start dating Coloratura?
>>29212562
2012 pls go we are in CURRENT year right now.
>>29212587
S7E4
By the way, apparently the normies are all breaking their thumb ligaments.
On purpose.
>>29212604
wait
what?
>>29211681
Heres the best ship worth dying for.
>>29212606
Clickbait site but it gets the point across
https://www.joe.co.uk/life/thumb-idiots/105974
>>29212591
Appledash is eternal.
>>29212562
How wrong can one person be?
>>29212474boob
isn't it wonderful when it's morning because you've been awake all the night and all you want to do is kill yourself because you're shit at the only thing you want to do in this hell of a life?
>>29212637
you should take a pony for that
>>29212637
Do what I did and get a decent job.
Learn a skill thats actually worth something and your self worth will go up.
Nice talking to you guys, hope your endeavors bring you peace.
Winston out.
>>29212631
Rarijack is the most pathetic, hakeney thing to come out of this fandom.
>>29212640
my twilight plushie is the only thing that can make me smile at times like this.
>>29212653
but I'm still in uni and have plenty of useful skill
>>29212656
>Hakeney
Literally what
>>29212652
Look, I just turned the ice cream upside-down to show it's cold enough. It's not THAT amazing.
>>29212664
hackneyed. It's late.
>>29212661
>but I'm still in uni and have plenty of useful skill
Then actually apply them. Once you actually begin to contribute to the world around you you wont feel so worthless, as you are by definition creating worth.
>>29212660
>hoy mate are you filming this shit
>>29212660
>Horse wants snek hugs too
What could you say to trigger pony?
>>29212680
you're missing the point, I don't care about contributing to society, I just want to do what I love, but when I do it makes me feel like the worst shit ever because I'm shit at it.
>>29212720
>because I'm shit at it.
Then the answer is pretty obvious
What is it, anyway?
>>29212619
the fuck?
Like, that meme image isn't lying to people and claiming it'll help stretch your thumb or something. It's flat out telling people "this will break your ligament" and they do it anyway just to see.
>>29212739
There are two things considered infinite in the universe: the universe itself, and human stupidity.
We're still not sure about the universe, though.
>>29212731
it's drawing
and if you say practice, well I've been doing it for six mother fucking years
and there is so little improvement I'll be 50 by the time I'll actually be good at it so i might as well just fucking die now
>>29212656
Whatever you say, man.
>>29212759
That episode was lewd as fuck.
>>29212757
>art
well color me fucking surprised
As far as I can tell when it comes to art, hating what you do comes along with it. I dont know shit about art but do some studies or whatever the fuck they call it when you explore new techniques. In any skill the more you expand what you're capable of the less you'll hate what you do.
or you could spend some time jelling in your comfort zone and pounding out works that arent absolute crap, that works too but you dont progress much
>>29212770
I know right.
Hanging out in a bohemian loft. Three young mares in the big city. Uninhibited artist types and all that.
>>29212770
It was the best.
>>29212794
This
>>29212759
Rarity is feeling AJ's hoofbutt on her lips.unf
I would like to announce that I am officially claiming the orange horse
>>29212811
dumb pissposter
This is Sweetie Belle. Say something nice about her.
>>29212822
Her sister is a great pone
>>29212822
SWEETIE ROYALTY BELLE
>>29212822
She's easy to ignore since she's so small.
>>29212822
Hi, Sweetie Bell! Wanna do it on my couch tonight?
>>29212815
there is actually a discussion going on in that thread anon. one that everyone should take part in
>>29212778
i have no comfort zone, and my hate isn't because it just comes with it, it's because I can tell everything is wrong.
>well color me fucking surprised
I know that this is a saying, but come on man I can't color for shit
>>29212822
She will be a great sister-in-law to Twilight when she and Rara tie the knot.
>>29212822
I really like her mane.
>>29212822
She's very cute.
>>29212801
So cute.
>>29212866
wow they're practically kissing
>>29212878
Is boop on boop action.
>>29212878
It's not an uncommon occurrence for mares who like each other.
Please cease picking up ponies and mashing their faces together while making "mwah mwah mwah" noises.
>mwah
>>29212889
Trash on the left
>>29212900
>nwah
>>29212903
>>29212973
Garbage
>>29212976
>>29212903
>>29212976
Pony-O's.
The only breakfast cereal with real ponies!
Honestly I believe Rainbow Dash alicorn transformation will be in the movie, and the main plot will be about Princess Rainbow Dash marriage to Princess Twilight
>>29213028
do the pony-O's come with nuts?
My waifus met today! It went really well! Only 4 squad cars were needed in response.
>>29213063
>waifu(s)
Ponies never die
>4chan winter cup beginning
>/mlp/ players all look like winged hussars
>play Sabaton's Winged Hussars as goal horn
>non-official match with /k/ ends in /k/ getting absolutely destroyed3 starsimagine the salt
Have you adored your princess today?
>>29211805
nice meme
>>29213069
Fuck this board. I've been here so long I saw the thumbnail and immediately assumed there would be a cock between Flutters' legs.
>>29213179
Well it's there. But the concealment charm keeps it hidden.
>>29213181
I still believe that Fluttershy is actually canon a really feminine dude who's too polite to correct anyone.
Be advised. A glitch in the most recent softeware update to ponOS has caused multiple ponies to enter a boop loop that can only be fixed through factory resets. Until the issue is fixed, it is advised to not make eye contact, or submerge them in a body of water over 20 feet deep.
>>29213183
>>29213179
>>29213179
I mean, that's the perfect mounting position. Really, Fluttershy is making the drawing worse by not having a dick. She should ask Twilight to give her one.
>>29213183
Everyone would just assume with the pink hair and soft spoken nature, wouldn't they? Unless she has a hormone disorder or something, the muzzle and eyelashes mean she has to be a mare though.
Not that we haven't seen background stallions with eyelashes. I just saw Princess Spike earlier today and the stallion giving Spike a massage had girl eyelashes and a square muzzle.
Is Twilight a math textbook?
Cause she has a lot of problems.
>>29213232
Ponyville?
Ponutville, more like
>>29213184
A... boop loop?
>>29213227
Kinda makes the modeling episode weirder
>>29213272
Not necessarily... andro models are pretty much exactly what they look for on the runway, aren't they? Wider shoulders, more height; gives the clothes a bigger canvas. They were dresses... but Equestrian fashion doesn't extend much beyond that. Might also explain why Rarity's second favorite model is Dash; she could be more fit and boxy as well. Makes Fluttershy's hesitance to do it all the more clearer.
Flutterbutter isn't a dude though.
>>29212619
>new meme
That shit been floating around for years.
>>29212739
What you've never told someone to not do something knowing idiots will do it anyway, even if it's self harmful.
I want to be a mare with a pretty dress.
>anon whatever you do don't unplug your computer
Did a big wall of sketch, here's the MLP section of it!
>>29213337
Don't we all?
>>29212739
>normalfags
>intelligent
>>29213345
looks great!
>>29213345
that's a lot of sketch!
and a lot of cuties
>>29213345
I like your Hope and Dazzlings the most out of everything you do.
>>29213307
That's a square snoot.
Horse be a dude.
>>29213382
Yeah, that drawing is of Butterscotch, Fluttershy's rule 63 counterpart. He's super cute though. WouldSpoon/10
>>29213388
but he has a giant horse dong
>>29213382
>>29213388
How many ponies do you think I could fit in a studio apartment?
Six?
>>29213399
How many sqft?
>>29213388
Wait so if Fluttershy is actually a feminine dude with a small cock, then that would mean Butterscotch is a female with an absurdly large clit?
>>29213404
It's a studio apartment, look at the size of the room you're in. Probably that.
>>29213393
That's something to play with while you cuddle him; a free toy if you will. He might get kind of agitated just wanting to cuddle and you're trying to jerk him off though.
>>29213382
There are several mares that have square snoots.
The princesses do, the ones with the same model frame do.
>>29213423
That's... technically true.
>>29213417
But there are big studios and small studios.
>>29213423
Clearly all the princesses have dicks
>>29213438
No, but if we are going to be honest, Celestia is kind of a dick.
>>29213433
Fleur hardly counts, she was an ex-kgb assassin.
>>29213423
Not that square.
They're also usually more elongated as well.
Square snout
Round butt
>>29213433
I really like her. I hope she continues to show up.
>>29213452
I would.
>>29213415
holy fuck my sides
>>29213475
I'd have to pull your pony liscense if you wouldn't.
>>29213491
Those hips are far too fertile not to.
>>29213475
Pretty sure you would have to get past Fancy Pants first.
Of course he would probably be amused at your boldness and let you go at it.
Would you marry a horse girl?
>>29213499
I feel like the relationship is reversed. She'd be so used to playing defense for Fancy Pants she wouldn't know how to handle being hit on.
>>29213501
What's a "horse girl" exactly? Is it this? Because then yes.
>>29213515
gross
>>29213515
EQG females all have horse pussies.
[Distant filly noises]
>>29213507
I wanna see Fleur carrying Fancy Pants out of a building like the end of bodyguard.
What would a non-shitty EqG look like?
Like, say, if they went all-in on the cape angle and downplayed the inane 'high school' stuff?
>>29213536
>>29213507
>Give Fleur flowers on Hearts and Hooves day.
>She accepts them, goes home and spends the next hour inspecting them for poisons, bugs or bombs.
>By the time she is done the room is scattered with rose pedals.
>So Anon wasn't an assassin, and this was just a nice gift...
>She ends up eating the pedals off the floor, because hey, roses are tasty.
>>29213554
>they went all-in on the cape angle
é”法少女 is that-a-way. You'd turn it into the Winx Club of old.
>>29213580
>Fleur and Anon court eventually.
>Fleur wants out.
>Fancy Pants gives her an impossible task.
>The bodies she buried that day built an empire.
>Then, three days after Anon died from ass cancer, Scootaloo killed her dog and stole her chariot.
>>29213555
>Every time that mare comes into view.
I would have been shitting my pants, this kid must be a goddamn beast master.
OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE HORSE MOOSIC DUMP
>FillyITBox- Windigos
https://youtu.be/gVNJibxzhL8
>UndreamedPanic- Hearthswarming Cataclysm
https://youtu.be/7vtlzYeFEjI
>Bank Pain- Sunny's theme
>Reminds me of Black Mesa desu
https://youtu.be/HaJxWI9obFA
>UndreamedPanic- Stratosphere
https://youtu.be/JVVnsu8D1vU
>D1SCORDANT- New Order
https://youtu.be/lqLp1_XwxA0
>iblank2Apples - Horse D'voures
>HES BACK
https://youtu.be/4cUBZU5q7uA
>NeoN- A Kind Hearted Pony
https://youtu.be/ri4MESN_ed4
>Hydra - Stratosphere
https://youtu.be/8BiGn5V2aGQ
>Aurellah - Solaria
https://youtu.be/7djq0_8yX4Q
>BankPain and UDPanic - Night Light
https://youtu.be/OmjwcyD_6g8
happy new year weekend ya filthy animals
>>29213592
nice bro, thanks
>>29213586
Oh shit they're throwing up gang signs, good thing I've got my concealed carry.
>>29213586
God, Winx had such a goddamn ugly style.
W.I.T.C.H was better
>>29213615
W.I.T.C.H wasn't centered around a magical high school with jocks and barbies like Winx Club or full-cape EQG would be.
EQG's art style is also pretty fugly as well.
>>29212841
This is really late, but there is a Drawfag Improvement General: >>29115410
You could try asking for help there or in the next thread if you haven't already.
1234 I declare a filly war.
>>29213661
*shoots filly*
>>29213665
*bullet reflects off filly's katana*
>>29213673
What's your favorite katana?
Mine's the rapier.
WE DA
>>29213730
Is the Discord this dead as well?
>>29213772
You mean activity wise? Isn't it the middle of the night in burgerland?
>>29213592
Blergh, real music is where it's at.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJQyGbv0oZ8
Or really great horse music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htbzkV8M8SE
twalot spergle has bad tastesin books
>>29213730
>>29213756
>Trying to make a flying rat cute
>>29213787
Have you read any of them to make a proper judgement?
Or are you just dismissing stuff out of principle like /v/ does?
>>29213100
is that a golden boot in a noose
>>29213819
We should convince /m/ to use this in the /mlp/ v /m/ match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zILVdHewOZ8
Do you think fillies have spent the last 6 years shitposting about us?
I just pre-ordered those Popuko and Pipimi Nenderoids
I really hope we get interaction like this again, between CMC and mane 6. Season 1 was good at letting them acknowledge the existence of the fillies that aren't their little sister. With AB, at least.
>>29213860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX838X_xKE4
>>29213863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAQuUuxnsUg
I prefer MAD
>>29213860
I've never wanted non-vidya nenderoids until those two came to be. They're glorious. Just wish I had the cash for them.
What did you guys do to make them so mad?
>>29213918
>>29213880
Told them they're just butchered ponies and their design is ugly and unfuckable
>>29213930
>He doesn't like hot coco.
>>29213913
>>29213915
>>29213918
>>29213923
>>29213928
>>29213930
This guy's fucking great.
>>29213931
>Rarity
>unfuckable
>even in Doug-form
>>29213880
Open carried into school.
uh oh
did Hiro finally ban mobile users?
My data IP was range banned
>>29214016
Verizon was last I heard. Dont know about others.About time
>>29214021
fug
I needed my safety net
gonna have to go VPN now
>>29214089
>there are ponies who think the changeling didn't deserve it
>>29211864
Edgeponk. At least I hope so. I want to listen to my garbage music with my waifu.
https://youtu.be/AIF8NLRsJDY
>>29213800
Pigeons are my favorite bird you take that back.
>>29214021
>American kids banned
based jewjap
Would you a filly (male)?
>>29214125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sYoNDmiPFY
oh my god
>>29214162
We /bird/ now?
https://youtu.be/fenYAzSvck4
Do you think an hospital whose staff is entirely comprised of fillies would be a good idea?
>>29214181
No because they wouldn't be able to operate any equipment with their hooves.
>Today is National Bobblehead Day
>>29214201
Everytime I think I've seen every kind of thing made pone, people surprise me.
>>29214229
>>29214233
>>29214269
unf
>>29214269
ANON NO CHILDREN ARE NOT FOR LEWD
>>29214238
>>29214283
I like it when cute colts grow up to be adorable stallions
Do the fillies like us as much as we like them?
>>29214278
She's not being lewd she's, just working as a nurse for an eye doctor.
Who is the best pony to keep you company indoors during a snowstorm?
>>29214296
The pony you love.
>>29214285
He was such a cute colt
>>29214293
Sweetie shouldn't be naked.
>>29214312
He still is
>>29214316
Too bad his waifu is shit-tier
>>29214316
Yais
He is super cute
I just have a soft spot for colts
>>29213345
Oh gosh those Dazzlings look lovely
Are there still Bronycons and such?
>>29214441
Of course.
Pacific PonyCon 2017 is currently happening, I think someone from MLPG is over there but I'm not sure.
MLPGCon when?
>>29211681
I shaved off all of filly's fur.
>>29214454
What's funny is that if you managed to bring around everyone from MLPG, you'd basically make the most sought-after con ever.
Of course, we're talking all people who ever came through here, including dead and beb people.
>>29214461
Ponies don't have fur.
>>29214454
never, god willing
>>29214466
Fine, then I shaved off all her hair.
>>29214289
fillies love everything
so, probably
>>29213345
That image just fuels my idea of Adagio pimping the other two to make cash after losing their powers
This is a filly (OC).
>>29214454
>tfw all the legendary mlpg celebrities are long gone
>>29214474
>they lose their powers
>but not their bodies
I guess
Filly says you're not the boss of her.
>>29214484
filly is fired
>>29214485
Filly says she's too young to have a job.
>>29214482
I mean their voices might sound like dying coyotes now but some people aren't gonna care about that
>>29214471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK-PlKxicy4
Poniko is cute, cuuute!
>>29214492
Aren't fillies as prepared as adults to start working when they get their cutie marks, though?
>>29214492
good
she can turn in her uniform, pick up her last paycheck and come back for a interview when she's ready to take this industry seriously
>>29214496
>>29214482
I want the one with the giant tits to wark at me
or the one with the giant ass to screech whole shit sits on my face
>>29214505
Do you pay filly in filly treats?
>>29214509
Dinky a cute.
Filly has a note from her teacher.
What did she do?
>>29214516
she is pretty cute
and usually hangs out with some pretty great pones
>>29214526
I really don't know. It's all covered in filly saliva.
Speaking of Ponycon for a little bit more.
Do you know of any more fan games from Asia nowadays or did all of that die out aside from Friendship is Epic?
>Apl
>>29214567
Go back to /tv/
>>29214567
The one that voices a cute pony.
>>29214563
No pouting.
>>29214570
Do you feel in charge?
Dork beat all your games and changed the scoreboard to ASS.
>>29211681
Filly wants to wear a bikini.
Name something that isn't made better with the addition of fillies.
PROTIP: you can't
>>29214628
Something dangerous that would hurt fillies.
This is the cutest filly.
She's my fillyfriend now.
>>29214628
Constipation.
>>29214582
>>29211681
Would you go muddin' with Big Mac and Braeburn?
>>29214640
I want more starburst episode damn they're so cute together
>>29214659
That sounds gay as fuck
>>29214670
>Starburst
Anon...
>>29214715
I just love them alright
>>29214715
Ahhh! I can't take it anymore!
I wanna burst his star!
>>29214748
>>29213783
>Twilight
I really really like that song
Sunburst is a very gay wizard.
>>29214713
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mud_bogging
>>29214777
But he's not a wizard
I wonder who took his wizard status
>>29214465
>bring around everyone from MLPG
>Madmax is put back together with tape
>>29214778
That sounds gay as fuck
Would Fluttershy make a good girlfriend?
>>29214777
I'm going to boop that snoot
>>29214659
I'd rather do Saddle Arabian oil wrestling with them
>>29214829
As long as you're outgoing, yes.
I can only imagine a complete introvert being at stakes with someone like her.
Similar personalities don't match all that well.
>>29212811
>half of the thread is just "it's le shit"
I wonder if they ever thought about the posibility that /mlp/ is dying due to them and their constant negativity.
It sure is the reason why I hardly ever post outside of MLPG at least.
PONY MOVIE THIS YEAR
>>29214849
It depends on which threads you use, the ones I post in are generally pretty positive
I wouldn't even touch the episode stickies with a hazmat suit though
>>29214849
I only really venture into background horse threads when they pop up and those tend to be pretty good
>>29214849
I'd refrain from blaming it on anything unrelated to us given the fact we're dying out as well.
Heck, a big portion of that graph of their going down like that is basically MLPG slowing down given we basically dwarfed the board in daily post count.
Has Rarity done any clothing for Stallions yet?
Dr.Hooves was trying to get a hold of her to fix his suit but that§s basic repairs even Fluttershy could do.
She never design anything on males, has she?
Colts
>>29214862
>I wouldn't even touch the episode stickies with a hazmat suit though
It's really annoying.
>the "main event" of this board
>it's insufferable because a bunch of guys try their hardest to hate it
I'd say another problem is the splintering into a gazillion highly specific generals. Instead of checking the other threads on the board to see if they maybe find something new they'd also enjoy they sit in their usual 3-4 threads, bumping them while waiting for a writefag to arrive.
>>29214945
Just like here, or probably even more so, fashion is aimed at females primarily. So I'm sure she knows stuff and could design some clothing for stallions, but mares are where the money's at.
>>29214994
The stickies are nice to balance out the overwhelming positivity that is here after an episode airs. I swear it's almost an echochamber. The sticky has shitflinging, but a couple shitposters don't phase me, and I get some differing opinions at least.
>>29215026
Dunno, I watch the show because I enjoy it and want to have fun, I don't necessarily need a bunch of people telling me why I wasn't supposed to enjoy it as much as I did.
There's also criticism about the show in MLPG, it's just that usually the flaws are brought up once or twice and that's it rather than being discussed over and over again for the rest of the day.
Do not think about colt dicks
>>29215039
>>29215046
Just try and stop me
The unexamined pony is not worth posting.
>>29215026
I'm also someone who prefers people talking seriously and openly.
But it's why I avoid /mlp/'s stickies.
MLPG does tend to be more on the "It had cute ponies doing cute shit 9+/10" side but you also get a decent amount of normal critique.
/mlp/ pulls a fucking Everything Wrong With Episode X in 5 Hours and 32 Minutes or Less. The amount of people who solely go about and pick the biggest retardation to repeat ad infinitum is staggering.
DWK or Randumb portray it pretty decently. /mlp/ can shit on just about anything as long as the grass isn't the correct size.
>>29215070
>Super Ponykart
>bad
>>29215037
Sure, I watch it for the fun and enjoyment as well, but I'm curious about what others thought about it, I want to discuss the episode. I don't necessarily need a bunch of people telling me how they enjoyed it as much as I did. Or even worse, tell you to fuck off if you dare to actually dislike an episode. With the sticky you can get some form of discussion going if you filter out the shitposters, and to me that's preferable over a circlejerk.
The sticky of course attracts a larger amount of people who want to voice their opinions, and shitposters who just want to hate on everything, so topics do get repeated, but nobody is saying you have to reply to everyone's special onions.
I have no strong feelings one way or another.
>>29214016
Can't ban phone posters using home wifi, anon.
>>29215085
I've never seen someone get told to fuck off simply for disliking an episode
>>29215070
>or Randumb
when did that happen?
>>29215100
It definitely does happen, but not all that often. Just provide an actual reason why you disliked the episode rather than just moe.jpg and you will get serious replies.
>>29215099
>posting from a phone while you are at home and thus would have access to better devices
>>29214636
I like your filly.
>>29215108
>taking your desktop PC to your shitter
>>29215113
MLPG is not that important
4chan is not that important
You can step away from your computer for 1 minute to take a shit and get right back to looking at horse asses
>>29215113
... where would you put your desktop otherwise?
>>29215116
>shitting in one minute
how long do you have to wipe till the bleeding stops?
>>29215108
>not shitposting as you wake up, before you even get out of bed
>not shitposting on the shitter
>not shitposting while having food/coffee/smoke
that is a life I do not wish to live
>>29215116
I was promised horse asses. Where are they?
>>29215127
>>29215121
I haven't been bleeding much since I stopped going to those stallion slumber parties
>>29215130
>>29215101
His season in a nutshell videos were all based around summing up MLPG's observa... Holy shit, did you see that OC!?
>>29214582
From left to right:
Not trash, Trash, Fucking trash, Trashium minora
Top:
Gay
>>29215108
>not posting while laying in bed, watching movies
>not posting while cooking in the kitchen
>not posting while drowning a bottle of Crown due to how lonely you are
It's like you're small time, anon.
>>29215127
>>29215134
>not going to stallion slumber parties
You're a stronger man than I
>>29215127
>>29215141
>not posting while cooking in the kitchen
>anon's house burns down while he's calling someone's waifu shit
>>29215124
I'm wondering when they'll come up with a brain-internet interface that lets you browse the internet without any additional devices
That's probably the day my life ends
>>29214636
There's an /mlp/ vs /co/ friendly to start in ~3 minutes.
>>29215138
Oh, you meant those. I thought he said something specifically about the board.Weren't those all written by Gypsy though and he animated them?
>>29215153
that man got his priorities straight
>>29215156
>being able to look at gay horse porn all day long without anyone noticing
I can't wait
>>29215165
>/mlp/ vs /co/
oh boi
>>29215173
only problem is that your productivity would drop to actually zero
at least with phoneposting I sometimes still do something useful because phoneposting is such a pain in the ass that I don't want to do it 24/7
>>29215167
>Weren't those all written by Gypsy though and he animated them?
Not sure who wrote them, I was just going by the easily recognizable since he was the one to upload the stuff in the end.
AA's narration and all.
Point being they summed up the reactions decently.
>>29215159
>>29215026
>the overwhelming positivity that is here after an episode airs
Have you ever thought that people here speak positively about most episodes because they are actually enjoyable?
>>29215231
No because not all episodes are equally enjoyable, yet 90% MLPG rates all of them 9-10/10 no matter how enjoyable or not they are
>>29215231
>>29215231
How does that matter? What are you trying to say here? Because either I'm understanding you wrong, you're missing the point, or you're actually insinuating what I called out - that every episode is enjoyable and criticism is not welcome.
As >>29215070 pointed out, MLPG suffers from the "had pones 10/10" syndrome of overwhelming positivity after an episode airs. You can't get much discussion from that.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/1571/the-end-of-ponies
>It's finally canceled
I shouldn't have held out that long. All it did was hurt me.
>>29215255
The pony supply has gotten so low that some have started to inject EQG
>>29215134
I want to hug and kiss that filly.
>>29215269
>You can't get much discussion from that.
You're misquoting me there.
>>29215275
Oh, I remember that
I never could get past that awful first chapter
>>29215275
Does that even mean anything? They could just as easily uncancel it in 2 months and release the rest of the story, just as well as they could've left it [Incomplete] for 4 years without adding a new chapter
>>29215290
I wasn't quoting you on that one.
/co/ actually scored first. The madmen.
>>29215296
>they could've left it [Incomplete] for 4 years without adding a new chapter
the story of my life
>>29215255
>No because not all episodes are equally enjoyable
No one said they were. No one even implied they were. You're really under the impression that MLPG doesn't talk about episode flaws or call out bad episodes at all (and even then it's not going to stop some people from liking them)
> yet 90% MLPG rates all of them 9-10/10
That's really not true unless you're using the strawpoll that gets posted as here after episodes to support your argument.
>>29215269
But this ain't true. After each episode one thing I almost always see is someone pointing out what they did and didn't like in the episode (usually multiple people) or folks arguing with people who did and didn't like the episode.
MLPG does criticize episodes. I'm so confused why you think they don't and there's seriously nothing stopping you from bringing up what you didn't like from the current weeks episode (or even an episode from a previous season) and pointing out what you thought was wrong with it or why you didn't enjoy it in hopes of starting a discussion. It's not hard and it's not some rare occurrence here.
What is the weirdestnon pornographicfanfiction you've ever read?
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/55373/rebirth-of-the-damned
>>29215275
>half a million words between 2011-2013
>then 3 years of nothing
>Anon still had hope
>>29215305
Rape will eventually do his thing
>>29215328
It's /co/, they stand no chance.
>>29215327
Hope is all I have left in my life.
Is it so much to believe that would extend to pony fanfics as well?
>>29215348I actually do prefer it when they just silently disappear and I eventually forget about it rather than being confronted with a hard "end of rine"
>>29215327
>Never got to best pony
>>29215348
>still having hope
>this late in the fandom
You're going to keep hurting yourself.
>>29215366
A lot of nice things are still being made, but they remain relatively obscure because we have so much fan content alreay.
>>29215366
Then I guess that's something else I have.
>>29215387
Every time I find someone that makes content I enjoy I find them at them time when they go on their never ending hiatus or are losing interest in ponyor they fucking die
I just can't win.
>>29215413
You can always make content on your own.
>>29215417
I suck at drawing.
>>29213630
oh anon, if only it was that easy,
I posted in countless draw threads and the likes, I went to an art school for 5 years, I've read Loomis and drawing with the right side of the brain, I've drawn from life, I practice almost daily, but nothing did anything noticeable.
>>29215417I've been telling myself I'm really going to stick with learning to draw this year, but I tell myself that every year so I probably won't get anywhere
>>29215413
>tfw stoic5 has been mia since mid s6
i really liked their ponies
>>29215434
Drawing isn't the only kind of content, anon
>>29215513
>>29215509
>Braeburned hasn't drawn anything since the K/T extinction event
>>29215474
Come to piss draw some stick horses and have fun.
>>29115410
>>29215387
> but they remain relatively obscure because we have so much fan content alreay.
Pretty much.
And even for those that aren't obscure, compare the quality of stuff from Huussii, Tsitra and Alumx for example with stuff from JJwhich I just realized could also be abbreviated with JoJoand his popularity.
It was much easier to garner attention and get big back when there were only a couple dozen people who contributed regularly. Gets a lot harder when it's a couple hundred.
>>29215509
http://stoicfive.tumblr.com/post/155469100764/kinda-catching-up-with-whats-been-happening
>>29215474
What tools do you have?
Trusty pencils, a tablet, maybe some vectoring program that isn't Inkscape because fuck working with that?
>>29215413
>tfw you stopped drawing out of laziness
>there's a slim chance someone might actually miss your art
now I feel bad
>>29215542
>draw some stick horses
BDF was a good example that even stickhorses can still look appealing.Though to be fair it was also super obvious that "Styx" didn't just start that day, because the proportions, facial expressions and so on still clearly showed he had some experience.
>it has been a week since 2017
>>29215542
But I thought drawing was anti-fun
>>29215572
Just pencils and a sketchbook. I've seen some tablets for good prices that I might go for if I get serious about drawing but I actually need to improve before I start thinking about that.
>>29215636
drawing is pain, and pain only,
but it also happens that I'm a masochist.
>>29215387
You can't really get super popular with terrible stuff anymore, but you can still get pretty popular
I think DWK has like 5k subscribers now
>>29215632
>if I had made any resolutions I would have broken them all already
Good thing I learned from my past mistakes and skipped that nonsense completely!>"artist needed" tag
that looks very much like Spaerk
>>29215651
No, that's animation.
Drawing in on itself is an enjoyable past-time.
>>29215636
>I actually need to improve before I start thinking about that.
Drawing traditionally and digitally are pretty different experiences.
>>29215673
it's the other way around, drawing is pain, animation is fun
Any plans for today, mlpg
>>29215662
https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=oc%3Amarker+pony
Half of the recently uploaded marker pone pictures have the artist needed tag
It'd be neat if someone who's not as lazy as me tagged them
>>29215689
pretending to do stuff for uni, drawing without feeling the need to kill myself.
also it's already 19:10, but I woke up at 17
>>29215662
For shame, Anon. You're going to displease Flutterblubber.
>>29215674
If you can't stick with one, I doubt you could stick to the other one, though.
Both require people to get over themselves, practice a bunch, set up before doing shit and so on.
>>29215685
One animator once told me "You need to be crazy to become an animator, all of us are."
I've yet to find an animator who is not mad in some way.
>>29215689
Get shitfaced and post about stallions
>>29215692
>Half of the recently uploaded marker pone pictures have the artist needed tag
>It'd be neat if someone who's not as lazy as me tagged them
Don't look at me.
I went through the effort of uploading the stuff no one else had. Might as well leave archive-diving for the original artists for someone else who's slightly more experienced with it.
>>29215689
Stare at pictures of Tree Hugger and maybe play some more Shantae
>>29215711
What're you doing without the trip, FS.
>>29215763
FS isn't the only one who likes stallions, anon
>>29215707
S5 was pretty good
>>29215763
Its just an anon with good taste
>>29215692
>tfw you're only 90% sure for most of them and thus don't want to change the tags on all
Is Sweetie Belle the filliest filly?
>>29215781
Which ones?
>>29215785
does this answer your question?
>>29215785
She's pretty filly but there are a few more filly fillies
>>29211962
Do you even know what you're talking about?
>>29215785
I still love those outfits
>>29215773
It kinda dropped the ball with the finale.
Otherwise, yeah, definitely the best output of episodes since the show started.
Larson's and AKR's magnus opii, introduction of Glimmer, a good handling of past stars like Gilda or Moondancer, CMC getting their marks on the magical 10.10.,...
>>29215788
https://derpibooru.org/1325103 - Obsidian
https://derpibooru.org/1324870 - MT
https://derpibooru.org/1310499 - Aldente
https://derpibooru.org/1299565 - Unity
https://derpibooru.org/1297230 - Kev
https://derpibooru.org/1280057 - for all of these I think maybe Randumb or Jb?
https://derpibooru.org/1235260 - Nobby
https://derpibooru.org/685255 - Dotkwa
https://derpibooru.org/500388 - Rose
https://derpibooru.org/335214 - Inky
And then there are a bunch where I am sure I should be able to tell but can't come up with the name
>>29215835
The second one is definitely MT, the fourth one is unity, the seventh one is nobby and the 8th is dotkwa
I'm pretty sure the 9th is rose, but I'm not certain
No idea about the others
>>29215796
Cute. I love little fillies.
>>29215255
>No because not all episodes are equally enjoyable, yet 90% MLPG rates all of them 9-10/10 no matter how enjoyable or not they are
This is false
>>29215835
>https://derpibooru.org/1299565
>oc: anon
>when it's clearly Hasbro
>>29215689Listen to depressing music
Get drunk
Masturbate
Take a nap, shower, shit
Watch ponies with my roommate who I recently converted (he's just about to watch Amending Fences!)Have dinner with the folks
Quite a full day.
>>29215159
Blokes who are broke must blow for coke.
I love how in the bats song, when there are the close ups of the ponies, pinkie is smiling and her background isn't dark like the others.
>>29215966
Anon is a grown man
He can give himself a bath
>>29216014
You never know. He might be from /tg/.
>>29215689
Post foals
Fap to foals
>>29216036
Never stop doing what you do.
>>29216036
>Fap to foals
Start the van, Dashie. We've got work to do!
>>29216034
>Anon couldn't be bothered to bathe, cook for himself or stay on a sleeping schedule
>Wouldn't apply himself in school and failed to get a job above minimum wage
>Overall a shitty human being who hates everyone else to boot
>Literally a failure as an adult
>Ends up a small filly in the care for a neurotic purple princess with rigid standards and checklists in a land full of happy ponies
Really, it was the best thing to happen to him
>>29216074
I'm going to shave him while he sleeps.
>>29216074
He's a scholar, not a teacher. He's basically there to keep the abomination in check so it doesn't kill someone, not babysit it to adulthood.
>>29216034
I have no idea how people manage to live like that. When I have a lazy weekend and put off showering till the afternoon I already end up feeling disgusted by myself.
>>29216069
Is there a problem, officer?
>>29216086
It probably actually would. From my experience most of these people just have zero drive/discipline to do anything on their own but when someone stands behind them and tells them what to do they do it just fine.
>>29216087
You're going to do no such thing
>>29216087
his whole body?
>>29216108
>rape
>>29216120
just the abomination on his face
>>29216150
Maybe he's half-goat.
>>29216150
his horn?
>>29216096A few undiagnosed mental disorders and very little self-respect/self-esteem. You get used to your smell when you're like that.
>>29216034
>that bottom line
>>29216096
I'll lie around feeling gross in the privacy of my own home but I'm too terrified of being judged by others not to bathe and dress well if I'm going out in public.
>>29216096
I used to think a lot of that stuff was people exaggerating until I went to my first con years ago.
It makes no sense either when you think that a lot of those people live close by and the ones that don't usually have hotel rooms with functioning showers
>>29216193
Thinking about how much I despise fillies.
>>29216170
but taking a shower and being squeaky clean feels good
is that some kind of self-punishment?
>>29216193
boopingBoop!
>>29216108
I really want to hug a pony fursuiter
Preferably one worn by a skinny Japanese boy
>>29216200
I can kind of understand it at cons
If you're around tons of people at like 30C heat all day long you're going to naturally smell bad by the end
>>29216193
Thinking about how much i want to fuck fillies
Execute General Order 24 in two hours on planet Filly Fucker, anons.
>>29216205It is. Also it could be a fear of action. Or for some reason really hating seeing something on your body, like scars. Or feeling vulnerable when you're wet, naked and cold. It's also sometimes just autism though. I guess I shouldn't give everyone the benefit of doubt.
>>29216230
>>29216200
Cons start early and last until quite late.
If they're multi-day affairs you probably have people who trudge into their hotel rooms, fall asleep in their clothes, get as much sleep as they can, then get up and head back to the con.
>>29216294
>you probably have people who trudge into their hotel rooms, fall asleep in their clothes, get as much sleep as they can, then get up and head back to the con.
I don't get easily disgusted but that sounds fairly gross
>>29216294
There's really no reason at all to not at least take a quick shower and change your clothes
>>29216193
Got through the music and getting drunk. Gotta masturbate, shower and shit now. Might skip the nap. Might need to multitask, it's already the afternoon.
>>29216294
That's a dumb reason still. What kind of things do people do at cons, anyways?
>>29216284
And colts
Mostly colts actually
But i'm thinking about filly fucking right now
>>29216294
>fall asleep in their clothes
Eww, never.
Might as well sleep naked at that point.
Though once you;re naked, a shower is easy to drop into in itself.
>>29216312
Having >fun
>>29216312
Meet friends, attend panels, have fun and fuck
Hey dorks, 'sup?
>>29216312
That's the thing. You do everything, in the middle of summer, in a place that usually really crowded.
You standing in line. Then you're in a packed panel with an AC that can't keep up. They you're in the crowded vendor hall. Then you're up in the game room getting all worked up playing DDR.
>>29216305
Agreed. The second day of one con I skipped the shower because there was an early panel I wanted to see and I slept in late but then I headed back for the shower. You don't have to be thorough, just don't fucking smell. Hotels provide the basics one would need. And deodorant will be cheaper than anything you buy at a con.
>>29216323
dorkin'
Do you think a filly would survive living a week at MLPG?
I mean, you guys like fillies, right?
>>29216332
Well don't get any on the carpet.
>>29216337
You still have to do your homework essay.
>>29216337
I don't have an income right now, so I don't know how I could even support a filly.
>>29216337
A little too much.
Filly needs to pull her own weight though. Can she at least post for a few hours before nap time and snack? If we write her up as an intern we could pay her less but also expect even less from her than everyone else.
>not overpowering your VA waifu with your alpha musk
>>29216330
This. If you're lucky, there's some vendor selling some homemade custom deodorant themed to the con if you're into that sort of thing. A Star Trek one I went to had scents named Vulcan Pon'far, Bloodwine, and Andorian Winter.
>>29216350
They only need water and hay, anyway.
A roof to live under is more than enough.
>>29216350
She can use your bed, eat your food, drink your water and play your videogames. Shell be fine.
I'll say this. Ponycons have nothing on the hallway of death at PAX Prime.
>>29216330
I don't think I've ever even considered skipping a shower, and I usually have to drive for an hour to get to the venue
>>29216371
Stop. You're making me jelly.
It must have been fun in some way otherwise you wouldn't even mention it.
>>29216294
I was sort of forced to do this my first big con because I dropped all of my stuff off at my friend's place and then he just disappeared for a few days. I was at least showering at my other buddy's hotel room but was wearing the same clothing, it sucked.
>>29216362
Which pony do you want to smell like?
Also do you want the Washed or Unwashed version?
>>29216362
That's pretty smart. If you were just handing out deodorant, people would get offended. But if it's themed like the con, people will grab it up and hopefully fucking use it.
>>29216422
>Check up Blue Angels memorabilia.
>Everything imaginable, but no toiletry.
I guess dashfags will have to settle for this.
>>29216462
>hopefully fucking use it.
"Use it? Fuck no! I've got a thousand of these back home and they're exactly the same thing for much cheaper. I'm holding onto this as a part of my merch loot."
>>29216410
Imagine a hallway about 150 feet long, just wide enough for two single-file flows of people to pass smoothly. This hallway provides a super fast path from the entrance to the expo hall so that once someone discovers it, they'll never go the "main route" again. Then imagine the AC doesn't really reach this hallway, and it's 95 degrees outside with 60,000 people in the building. So it's hot, stuffy, and also there's bathrooms off the hallway. It can get really bad.
>>29216463
There's always the bathbombs for dashfags, but there's so much variation in quality, I can't recommend a specific maker.
>>29216502
>bathbombs
I'm curious why these are specific to dashfags. I know nothing about bath bombs other than that you put them into warm baths and they're smelly and shit.
Should we recommend bath salts for Pinkiefags?
>>29216498
It's never been bad when I've gone down it, but then again I don't use it all that much.
It really is like a fucking secret tunnel though.
>>29216364
>tfw Tess made an "I'm not dead!" post only to go beb again
>>29216422
>people around you all smell like your waifu/horsebando
>you have a constant boner during the entire con
That's a bad idea
>>29216556
I've seen better
>>29216556
You stole my wife's eyelashes!
>>29216550
Is it? You wouldn't want to get a little too close to scrawny guy who smells like your waifu in a dark hall filled with people dancing to edm?Maybe you smell like his waifu.Maybe you can be each others waifus tonight, Mom doesn't have to know.
>>29216584
B-but I already have a horseband
Where are your wings, Surprise?
>>29216597
but surprise is a wonderbolt
>>29216573
>>29216597
She gave them to Posey.
It was kind of a waste.
Pegasi are cute.
horse too fat to cross bridge, needs to be airlifted out
>>29216642
This is why we can't take Celestia anywhere.
>>29216629
Agreed
>>29216650
>>29216629
They're okay
>>29216590It's a convention, I'm sure your new friend is more than okay with "sharing" you with your horseband.
>>29216627
>Old Fluttershy was a flower pony.
They should make an episode where she gets along well with the Flower Trio for some reason.
>>29216629
>killroom found at pegasus museum in dc
Looks can be deceiving, anon.
>>29216677
Just image I posted a picture of a sweating pony here
A new horse is in order, lads.
>>29216678
It wouldn't be a stretch for Fluttershy to be into flora as well as fauna. It would be nice to see her making and hanging out with friends instead of just Rainbow Dash and her friends.
I also like the idea of Fluttershy having even more earth pony hobbies and interests.
>>29216718
>>29216718
>>29216718
Have some family fun.
>>29215835
>https://derpibooru.org/1280057 - for all of these I think maybe Randumb or Jb?
JB or some other party. None of those Mega Mare things were by Randumb.
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.