If rarity asks you to scratch her eats would you do it?

>>29210136
Okay

>>29210136
>no hooves
Nope.

>>29210136
Yes. Only if she moans quietly, and rubs my cheek during the process

>>29210189
What did he mean by ths

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>>29210136
So, her other ears disppear when they go I-cant-believe-this-is-not-anthro mode?

>>29211407
Why would they have two sets of ears?
That's retarded

>>29210136
>scratch her eats

What, like, scratch a hayburger or something? Okay, I guess...

>>29210136
Does she has 4 ears?

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>>29211505
No

>>29210136
>wanting someone to pet your food
rarararararara confirmed for eat-all-the-eggs tier

>>29211525
Well alrighty then.

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I'd smash that bitch's face

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>>29211590
With love

>>29210136
Only if she scratches my back first

>>29211525
Strange but I guess it's acceptable.

Whether you meant teats or ears, the answer is yes.
I would whisper into her ears about how she's >nohooves trash and the dirty slut would get wet over it.

>>29211804
It would be strange to have two sets of ears.
This isn't Japan we ain't weirdos here in the West

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>>29211422

>>29211890
post it

>>29210136
i would scratch them even if she told me no

>>29211916
excuse me?

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>>29211916
Here you go senpai.

Jk I dont have it.
Muscles are cute tho.

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>>29211950
No wonder they say, if you want something done right, do it yourself.
https://e621.net/post/show/1077290/2016-animated-anthro-balls-breast_grab-breasts-chi
But don't look ever for the picture of the bitch that does the voice, you will regret it

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>>29211964
saved

>>29211590
But for real, Sunset is strong. That looks just like one of the 20 lbs sledge hammers my boss let me use to break a concrete floor. 20 lbs isn't much, but stick it on the end of a yard long pole and suddenly it's a LOT harder to move. The fact that she can hold that in such a way and keep it stable speaks volumes to her physical strength.

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>>29210136
I'm not gay of curse I would.
I also like to think they act more animal-like when ponied up.

>>29211525
I almost can't believe they put thought into this AND handled it correctly. K I N O

>>29212147
It's not that much, I had to lift up far worse. Sure it's impressive for a highschool girl but when you assume she's thirty something and keeping fit/doped up on magic it's nothing extra.

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>>29211964
>hooman cum better than *slurp* temflakes

>>29210136
I would let her lie on my lap and talk about her day while I give her ear scratches to ease away the stress.

>>29212173
Yeah, I've lifted worse too. The thing is, the farther out you move a weight from your body, the more force it takes to move it. Sunset has the body of a teenage girl. Her being able to handle that weight so effortlessly is very impressive, all things considered.

>>29212434
Well, I think the EG girls are stronger than they look.
RD was able to set a soccer ball on fire just by kicking it.

>>29211590
>Those thighs
I really wish they would have kept the skirt for nu shimmer.

>>29210136

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>>29212279
>Any minute now, Rarity is about to close shop
>Until then, you're just chilling on a couch, looking through the Ponyville Express
>Not like anything really happens in this town, anyway
>Finally the door bell rings behind the last customer, and in a short while Rarity comes into the room, visibly frazzled
>Her mane was slightly dishevelled, and her glasses don't fall from her tired eyes only by the sheer power of will
>In her magical grasp, there is a bottle of wine and two glasses
>dis gon b gud
"Rough day, huh?"
>Rarity just sighs and rolls her eyes while setting the bottle on the coffee table
>You put the papers away and straighten up, taking one of the glasses of wine Rarity poured for you
>She climbs up on the couch next to you, sits on her haunches leaning on your left side and takes a sip of her wine.
>"Honestly, I love helping other ponies with choosing their new dress, and you know very well that I'm always open for consultation. But would it be such a problem to try and get a general idea of what you want before ordering a dress? This is the third time Roseluck made me completely remake her gown!"
>Rarity huffs, frustrated. She takes another sip of wine and uses the time to compose herself. You can tell she's far from being done, so you just offer her a sympathetic smile, while she continues, gesticulating with her forelegs.
>"Of course, she is okay with paying the compensation for the used materials, but she is not my only customer! Sassy Saddles writes to me almost daily that she needs help with some of the custom orders, I still have several unfinished dresses that need to be made soon, and don't get me started on the designs I'm working on for Fashion Week! I must be prepared, because while I was very lucky to be saved from a total fiasco last year, I do not wish to go through such an experience again. It was very taxing on both me and my friends."
>It ain't easy being a fashion horse

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>>29214622
>You quietly listen to her rambling and complaining, trying your best to not zone out
>Usually Rarity just tells her a quick summary of her day or shares a funny story that happened to her
>When she comes back from a trip to Canterlot she's like a little kid on his first school trip, overly excited and happy about everything
>You could survive just on that smile and glint in her eye when she's this ecstatic
>Just thinking about the last time a month ago brings a smile to your face, when she couldn't stop talking about some social gathering or whatever
>This pony would get excited even over how the streets are cobbled in Canterlot, you swear
>But every now and then something pisses her off and she needs to vent her frustrations
>And depending on how much she had bottled up over the day, it can be quite the shitstorm
>Like screaming in a pillow and throwing shit around tier of shitstorm
>This was like a light 3/10 on that scale of freakouts
>Wait, shit
>What is she talking about now?
>You really don't want to be caught not paying attention, that could easily up it to 5/10
>Time for a distraction
>She's still leaning on you, so you slowly move your arm above her, trying to act casually
>Rarity is so deep in her complaints she doesn't really notice anything
>"And then she has the audacity to come to me and say, 'Rarity, I really-'"
>Contact established
>Your arm is now wrapped around Rarity, making her stop mid-sentence and tense up
>Your fingers are lightly scratching the scalp behind her left ear
>"Oooh... that feels nice. Thank you, dear. Anyway, where was I?"
>The rhytmical motion makes her visibly relax as she loses her train of thought
>You decide to scratch a little harder, which proves to be pleasurable for Rarity as she pushes against your fingers, her ears flicking
>At this point she's not even trying to get back to her monologue, instead she makes quiet sighs and giggles as she enjoys her massage

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>>29214630
>After a while she decides to put her forelegs on your lap, laying her head on them
>So now you can actually lay your arm on her back while giving her scratches
>Rarity keeps slightly tilting her head to guide you to the right spots, as she relaxes
>"Mhm, yes. This is just what I needed. I feel so much better now. You're a real gem, Anon." Rarity mumbles, the satisfaction in her voice palpable
>She is putty in your lap as her worries are now long gone and forgotten
>All she can do is sip her wine and murmur quietly
>You might end up here longer than you thought, because Rarity doesn't look like she will want to end this session anytime soon
>Oh well, this is your life now
>At least you averted a drama crisis
>Rarity completely forgot what she was angry about
>You have a cute pony almost purring in your lap
>Win on both fronts

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>>29210136

Her what?

>human

hahahaha WOW

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>>29211964

Jesus christ, laughing & fapping. This is good cardio.

>>29210136
>scratch her eats
>her eats
>eats

>>29210136
why does she want me to scratch her food?

>>29210136
Yes.

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>>29211964
thats pretty hot, the voice is very pleasing

>>29211964
This is exactly how I imagine the sex life of that chick who was the basis for Temmie in the first place.

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>>29210136
>>29211525

>Pony ears on human
>Awesome

This is the most retarded thing to have ever been thought up tbqh senpai

>>29218165
Nice autism.