[>IT HURTS] #25

>daily remember to delete /mlp/

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>"Writefags never die anon, they're just missing in action."

>>29205696
>Writefags all confirmed for dead at this point

>>29206029
Ponybones has always been dead. That won't stop him.

>>29194802
>Soarin doesn't budge.
>He doesn't believe you.
>It would hurt, if his eyes weren't focused on you.
>He's worried about *you*.
>Not Di.
>You smile - not intentionally.
>Not for him... and not for show.
>That actually, honestly makes you happy.
"I promise, Soarin."
>He can think whatever he wants of you, so long as he's thinking of *you*.
"I'll be fine."
>He hesitates a moment longer, but nods.
>Perhaps he saw that your smile was real.
>Perhaps he believes you now.
>Perhaps he simply chose to believe *in* you.
>Whatever it is, he - reluctantly - steps back.
>"Okay," he sighs, "but if anything happens..."
"I'll call you. I promise."

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>>29205557
>>29206638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEKXBZWk6B8

>>29206638
>Soarin reaches for his pockets, patting them to reassure himself that he has his phone on him.
>Though he finds it, he still frowns.
>"But, yours is -"
"It's okay."
>He doesn't move until you show him.
"I have Di's phone. I'll use it."
>His shoulders slump, his head nodding in surrender.
>Had he been looking for a reason to... to what?
>To stay?
>Even you know that would be too much.
>Even the crazy girl.
"I'll call you, Soarin."
>You begin walking away before he can find the excuse he's looking for.
>It would be a horrible idea.
>You can't let him, but you would.
>You know you would.
>It wouldn't be so bad.
>Di's parents wouldn't notice.
>She wouldn't mind.
>Maybe -
>As you turn to ask him, the engine fires.
>He drives away before you can call after him.
>Good.
>The walk to the door is longer than the distance would imply; Soarin's bright yellow car is out of sight before you reach the door.
>With Di leaning heavily on you, you search her purse for her keys.
>Nothing.
>Her pockets, then.
>"Sil... wha...?"
"I'm just looking for your keys."
>"Oh."
"You better not have lost those, too."
>"Wish I had."
"Why?"
>Other pocket, perhaps.
>"Because...'cause then..."
>Ah.
>"I couldn't come home."
>There.
>Di lets out a soft groan when she sees the key in your hand.
"Sorry."
>"S'fine," she mumbles, resting her bloody head against yours, "just promise you'll stay?"
"I promise."
>She's your friend and she needs you.

>>29207451
>DT is that friend whose an emotional wreck when wasted
Feels, man.

>>29207451
>The door opens with the soft whisper of well-oiled hinges.
>Laughter echoes down the entry. Two voices - a man and a woman. Miss Rich and... someone. Not her husband; his laugh is deeper and richer.
>You should call Soarin. He could spend the night here and no one would ever notice.
>"Sil...?"
"Oh, sorry."
>You help Di inside and toward the stairs, her head bouncing against yours with ever step.
>She lacks the strength to hold it up. Not just physically, but what little pride or dignity she could muster have long since worn away.
>The journey up the stairs is painfully slow, one step at a time, making sure Di has her full foot on the next step before daring to let her put her weight on it.
>A tumble down would be... unpleasant.
>You arrive on the landing safely.
>Di's staggering shuffle speeds up as she nears her bedroom.
>This isn't the first time the two of you have made this trip.
>However, once inside, you turn her away from the comfort of her bed. That's new.
>Almost.
>"Sil..."
"I know, but you need a shower."
>"... but... *tired*..."
"Just a little bit longer, then you can sleep."
>Last time, it had been her caring for you.

>>29207472
She's kind of a wreck sober.

>>29209011
I'd wreck her, if you know what I mean

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Who's ready for the end of this chapter and some semi-lewd?

It'll be coming late tonight!

>>29209768
Is the semi lewd between Di's mom and her gentleman friend? Or is Soarin realising he should use this opportunity to head back to Blossom's house and have a threesome with her and Cloudy?

>>29209981
why not silver diddling herself?

>>29205557
Fucks sake people, I sleep in and stay out for a few days and ya'll let the thread die, seriously?

>>29209768
Based tg getting shit done again.

>>29210167
Or Diamond getting diddled by Silver?
>>29209389
With the love and affection she desperately craves? Yeah...we all would. Also family making mating press, but besides the point.

>>29210779
Are you put out? Did we hurt your feelings? Tell me, does >it hurt?

>>29211329
I find it annoying yes.

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>>29208217
"Shower."
>She flinches at your voice.
>"Yes," the girl murmurs. "I know."
>She reaches up with her other hand, brushing the back of it across her lips as if to wipe the filth from her mouth. It doesn’t work.
>With a weary sigh, she shuffles along unresisting.
>Good.
>She needs this.
>Not just a shower, but attention.
>Friendship. Love. Affection.
>Her father once loved her mother, and she him.
>They both used to love her.
>Love can be so fleeting.
>You’ve seen that firsthand.
>You won’t let it slip through your fingers like that.
>You’ll do anything.
>Anything.
>That’s why, instead of being wrapped in Soarin’s strong arms, you’re here helping Di stumble into the bathroom, watching her freeze when she sees her reflection in the mirror.
>Red and brown streak her clothes and hair.
>She's too out of it to even undress herself.
>Too shocked by the horror of what she sees.
>No wonder she needs you so much.
>No wonder she needs *you*.
>Who else would put up with this? Who would stay by the side of such a wreck of a person but one equally broken?
>Who would give her the encouragement to go on?
>No one.
>You need each other.
>The last of Di's clothes hit the floor.
>She frowns as you wad them up and shove them into the trash.
>The expression lasts only a second, Di too confused to understand what you’re doing.
"It’s for the best."
>"I know," the girl mumbles, staring at the trash can.

>>29212299
Dub dubs and a sad Di make me a very unhappy camper.

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>>29212299
>You doubt she knows her own name right now.
>"But..."
"Let’s get you cleaned up, Di."
>She looks down, at the remnants of her own vomit caking her chest and arms.
>No matter how much you had tried, you couldn’t clean it all off.
>"They won't tell my parents, will they...?"
"Who?"
>”The… uh… the doctors…?”
“No. I took care of everything.”
>A little cash took care of it.
>No need to involve insurance – or parents. Or authorities at all.
>The girl shivers.
>”If…”
“I took care of it, Di.”
>You sigh softly.
>”I doubt they’d care,” she mumbles. “My parents don't care about me at all."
"I know."
>Hesitantly, she reaches up and touches the back of her head, stopping just short of actually making contact with it.
“Does it hurt?”
>”Nuh,” she grunts, the grimace on her face betraying the truth. "Thanks, Sil."
>Her hand – and her head - drop.
>”M’tired. Can’t we just go t’bed?”
"Get in, Di. We need to get you clean."
>She doesn't argue, just stumbles forward, almost tripping over the lip of the tub.
>A slight moan escapes her mouth when you turn on the water, the cold rain striking her naked body.
>She doesn't try to avoid it, though, or ask you to turn it up.
>You do, though. Slowly.
>Eventually she stops cowering, though all she does is stand limply, swaying unsteadily.
“Sit down, Di. I’ll take care of it for you.”
>You help her down and begin undressing.
>No sense getting your clothes soaked.

>>29212360
Unf...I like where this is going.

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>>29212360
>”Sil…?”
“Just a moment.”
>That’s all the longer it takes for you to finish disrobing, slipping your panties off and letting them fall into a pile with the rest.
>Carefully, you step into the tub and sit on the edge, the porcelain’s chill biting into your legs.
>It’ll warm up soon enough.
"Hand me that bottle?"
>She doesn’t know which one you mean.
“The pink one, Di.”
>”Oh.”
>Delicately and with care, you begin rubbing the body wash over her bare skin, scrubbing at what the water doesn’t immediately rinse away.
>She’s nonresponsive, practically comatose, lost in the rain.
>Perhaps she leans towards you every time your hand pulls away, even for a moment. Perhaps it’s just your imagination, or simply that she can’t hold herself up without you.
>She can’t.
“Di?”
>”Hmm?”
“I’m going to start on your hair now.”
>Carefully. Avoiding the stitches.
>It’s just a small cut, much smaller than you had expected, given the amount of blood.
>But head wounds bleed profusely and alcohol is a blood thinner.
>You avoid that spot, running your fingers through her hair, trying to clean what you can with water before applying anything else.
>She winces as your fingers catch on something, pulling painfully, but it's not your fault.
"Looks like you got some here, too."
>"Some wh-"
>She doesn't have the strength or care to finish the question, or maybe she knows. Maybe she doesn’t want to hear that her own blood is clotted in her hair.
>"M’sorry, Sil."

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>>29212744
>She dips her head.
"It’s fine."
>”Ruin’d errything.”
“It’s okay.”
>”But –“
“I forgive you.”
>You always do.
"Pass me the shampoo."
>You've got to get this out.
>The bottle she hands you isn't her brand – it’s yours.
“No, the other one.”
>”Oh.”
>You set both bottles on the edge of the tub beside you and continue straightening out her hair, before squeezing a dollop of her shampoo into your hand.
>It's fragrant, almost offensively so, smelling of bubblegum and coconuts.
>Some might find it irritating, but to you…
>Truthfully, you *are* one of those people, but something about it just smells right.
>Comforting, even as it grates on you.
>Di whines softly as you work it into her hair, running the fingers through over and over to make sure every last speck of filth is cleansed from your friend.
>You try to be as gentle as possible, but the hand catches on new knots and tangles - and other things - on every pass.
>By the time you're satisfied, the water is starting to run cold.
"All done, Di. Time to rinse off."
>She nods and rises to her feet – and you join her, holding her steady as she rinses her hair and body for the last time in the chilly water.

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>>29212804
>She’s trembling.
>She really is.
>That’s enough.
“Okay, Di, we’re going to get you out now.”
>She nods, bending slightly and reaching for the knob.
"No. Wait."
>You should shower, too.
>Might as well.
>Di nods timidly and silently steps out of the tub.
>Her steps aren’t as weak, but she nearly stumbles.
“Wait, Di. I’ll help –“
>”Can get t’my bed on my own,” she interrupts, shaking her head and sending little droplets of water spraying around the room.
“O-oh. Okay. You’re sure?”
>Nod.
>You would insist, but what little warmth remains in the water keeps you rooted.
>It will run out soon – and does.
>The cold water is almost painful on your skin, but that isn't the reason you rush.
>Di is waiting. She needs you. You need her.
>You need her to be happy and safe.
>For Soarin.
>Still, standards must be maintained.
>Your mild shampoo is all but scentless after Di’s, the stench of hers lingering and overwhelming the gentle floral fragrance.
>It's yours, though, so you use it. It’s what you’ve always used.
>You undo your braid, letting the strands twist free and loose, before running your fingers through the strands.
>They come away pale red, stained with the traces of Di’s injury.
>The color washes away soon enough, the whole thing hardly more than a footnote, albeit one that strikes hard.
>You don't use the brush.
>It would be unseemly to give more care to your own appearance than Di’s, all things considered, but more importantly… that would take more time and care than you have.

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>>29212917
>With a gasp, you dip your head into the stream, rinsing the shampoo from your hair as quickly as you can.
>All done.
>It can’t be described as jumping, but that word comes close to how you get out of the tub, slamming your hand against the know and cutting off the water only after you escape it’s bitter chill.
>Exposed to the air, you feel even colder.
>Of course there's water all over the floor - at no point was the shower curtain pulled shut to keep the spray contained.
>It never is, when you're together.
>You yank the towel from the wall and quickly dry yourself.
>All done.
>You almost sprint for the bed, for the warmth and comfort of its blankets, but a thought stops you.
>The phone.
>You should have it near you.
>Just in case.
>Just… in case.
>You were busy.
>Did Soarin call?
>You reach down into the pile of abandoned clothes, turning on the screen with a swipe of your fingers.
>Oh.
>You’re an idiot.

>It’s late. So late it’s almost early.
>Hesitation had played a part and worry its own.
>Di is asleep, her hair fanned out across her pillow, still shimmering wetly in the pale light – the only light – streaming through the windows.
>Covers pulled high, almost burying her face.
>You lift a corner and slide yourself inside, the sudden warmth almost melting you.
>To think it all came from her.
>This heat, this comfort.
>Soarin.
>Everything.
>You’ve barely settled into the bed when Di puts her arm around you, pulling you closer.
>She lacks the strength to do such a thing, but it happens nonetheless, her bare breasts pressing against your back, her skin rubbing against yours, her warmth heating you up,
"Goodnight, Di.”

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>>29212981
>She mumbles something in return, pressing even closer until the two of you share a single pillow.
>You love the smell of it.
>Her hand presses against your sternum, holding – hugging – you tightly.
>"Goodnight, Silver."
>It travels down, gently stroking your belly.
>A leg slips between yours.
>So does her hand.
>”Hmmm?” Di moans softly.
>So do you.
>”You shaved?”

end current chapter and book 2
117859 words so far wheeeeeee

>>29212360
>“Does it hurt?”
>>”Nuh,” she grunts
You tease

>>29213078
Unf, nice mass update tg.

>>29213757
We deserve some comfy occasionally.

>>29214396
True, but we should never not take the opportunity to point out times when >it hurts

I want to put things in Silver's butt

>>29215126
She had stuff in her butt, Diamond will get some stuff in her butt next. And they will both be bred with love...or just to satisfy the feeling of being filled up.

>>29215317
But that was Soarin putting things in her butt - I want to put things in her butt myself

>>29215359
We all do...she isn't real though.

>>29215377
Dubs confirm!

Wait fuck! >IT HURTS!

>>29215385
Welcome to the thread.

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>>29212299
>>29212360
>>29212744
>>29212804
>>29212917
>>29212981
>>29213078

>>29215392
I've been here nearly a year I was the one who suggested ploughing Silver's ass

>>29215991
So this is all your fault. Fuck you. Silver is for gentle lovemaking and cuddles.

>>29215991
Excellent choice, but now its time for this>>29216013
although Silver getting jealous and fucking with Diamond while she watches Soarin go balls deep in her could be fun. Make her eyes roll back in her head and she starts to drool.
>>29216013
Also he did give us the thread meme...and name. It turned out pretty well all things considered.

>>29216013
>>29216021
I merely suggested fucking her in the ass - our gestalt awfulness was what led to >IT HURTS

Ultimately I want her happy, but the harder the journey the more satisfying the clothing optional, cozy, comfy compound south of the border will be when we get there

>>29216038
DONTCHU GET IT!

YOU SEE THE HAT?! T/GN, IS MISSUS, NESBITT! And I think he's going to keep making it hurt before it gets better

>>29216032
Or we can have a cozy day at the lake with her and Diamond taking turns milking Soarin dry with their...skimpy swimsuits. They don't need to go anywhere, and if Soarin gets football famous then that makes it easier for him to take care of his little lovers. With a small house they can fuck each other ragged in before he goes to the superbowl...or whatever they do there.
Also, why did you double post?>>29216038

>>29216050
We just had Silver and Diamond get a bit, steamy(?), in the shower and Diamonds bed after having a heart to drunken heart, it should be about done now. Its all uphill from here...in a good way of course.

>>29216053
Deleted one because I fucked up the spelling

>>29216139
Oh...okay then.

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>>29212299
>Who else would put up with this? Who would stay by the side of such a wreck of a person but one equally broken?

>>29217045
Yesss

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>>29217045
The entire cast of Azumanga Daioh is equally broken.
I suspect most of us are as well.

>shade hasn't updated in two days
>Ponybones is as dead as usual
>mwf is completely dead
One writefag with one or two posts every other day isn't enough to keep this alive.
Time to wrap it up.

>>29218760
Shade was stupid enough to start his own thread, after this one already existed, posted six posts of dross and then fucked off. Bones is probably sleeping off a bender in a ditch somewhere. I miss mwf.

>>29208217
>>29212299
>cucks

bump from 9.

>>29218826
he did wat

>>29218826
What the hell? When did he make that? He knows this thread is up right?

bump from 9

>>29219762
Considering the amount of hate he was getting from some folks, I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't care anymore.

>>29220782
So he seriously considered his shit grammar being called out hate? I am disappointed.

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>>29220801
It does feel both like it was written by someone whose English isn't a first language while also feeling quite robotic at times.
My gripe with his green stems mostly from his Anon.
Granted I barely read the pastebin before I just couldn't stomach it anymore, but all the while I couldn't stop picturing a fat fedora wearing white knight, couple that with the farm, how he talked and acted, the oddly specific project for the elderly and autistic, and the too sugary sweet shipping and I felt like I was getting a glimpse of the quintessential adult male mlp stereotype's wish fulfilment.
This might sound like hate, but shit, better to be honest because I sure as hell ain't trying to be hateful.
I'm not saying that every green needs to star some cynical ass with a less than pleasant life or an edgy 2cool4school generic 90s loner, but there is such a thing as overdoing it.

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>haven't written in months
>last time I posted I was super baked and got run off for posting some unintelligible facebook status
>don't write for month out of pure laziness
>"Might as well check on how it's doing, I hope they're not too mad."
>See this
>"Oh."

>>29221054
Uh...okay? Should I even ask who you are, or what? Do you have anything to add to the thread?

>>29221067
Nah, I just wanted to post one last time before it died.

>>29221009
Well...you did just point out the quintessential problem with his writing, which we have been reminding him to fix the entire time, so your not wrong.

>>29221087
>so your not wrong
Exactly, and while it might sound like hate, it's the truth and there's no other way to say it without it sounding like such.

>>29210779
I tried to bring it back but apparently for trying, I am a faggot. lovely posters we have in here

>>29221168
I cant help but notice your missing the point here, but whatever. You going to post or complain?

>>29218826
some how I had missed this one existing.I looked, went about my work day and half a night and still nothing.

>>29196984 →
>Another class complete, Anon gathers his books and heads for the hallway. Just as he is exiting, he feels a hand on his shoulder.
>“Mr. Anonymous?”
“Yes Mr. Flintheart?”
>”There are rumors that have gotten involved in an international incident this weekend…”
“Yes sir. I was but not by choice. Nor was my getting shot at or witnessing two people getting shot for trying to plant bombs on my mother’s Jag. I was simply there at the request of my business partner and sponsor.”
>”o..oh… I did not know all that happened. I was asking since I had been hearing things in the teacher’s lounge and thought I saw your face on ENN’s reports.”
“I only made it out like I had because of my girlfriend’s father and his security team there. I…I don’t want to talk about it if I can. There is enough going on without people overhearing more and making my days harder given the rumors that pass about featuring me or my sister’s dating and now engagement.”
>”I am sorry to hear all that. Well if you want to talk with me about any of it, I am usually here working extra hours grading. I know I am harsh to you and the other students in class but I have high expectations of you all and want you to learn and think about the lessons embedded in the past works.”
“Thank you sir. I understand why you do it. I’ll think about your offer but for now I need to meet with my escort to get to my next class. “
>”Just hang in there and keep studying,” Mr. Flintheart states as he pats Anon on the back before returning to his desk to await the next period’s students.

>>29221241
>Having left the classroom, Anon steps carefully into the busy hall way, looking about for Miss Nightfall or another escort when he feels himself get tackled by a pink blur. As this mass hits him, his books scatter down the hall and a soft but dense mass smothers his face, quivering and vibrating as it settles. He manages to not be flat on the floor due to his reflexes but the mass of overstretched white cotton and pink flex impacting him made him have to brace for the wall or else have been steamrolled by the GFA aka glomp from above.
>“HI NONNY!!!”
“Hmmmow Pimpfy…(Hello Pinkie),” he mumbles through her chest as he tries to shift her from his face. “How are you today?”
>” I am great! I was wondering if you were even going to make it in to class today given what’s been in the news. Was that you in your mom’s Jag on the ENN broadcast driving away from the Rich Estate?”
“Yes Pinkie…I had borrowed it to fit in better and it lead to my needing a security escort today. That and the getting shot at crossed with the having to deal with intruders on Sunday morning.”
>“Did you have to use any of your cousin’s…” Pinkie whispers as she leans close.
“One but we were able to clean up most of it. I still have to fix the driveway as you recall from yesterday morning.”
>”well do you need any help with that?” Pinkie asks as she starts to help Anon pick his books back up.
“If you are volunteering, I will take it,” Anon states as a gentleman in dark olive pants, black boots, and slate blue polo steps behind him.
>”Mr Anonymous I presume?” comes a familiar deep gruff voice as Anon turns around.
“Yes I am… Oh Sturm, am I right?”
>>”Good Memory.”
“Well you did leave an impression. Nightfall is with Sweetie?”
>“Yes. Shall we continue to class with your friend here?”
“Sure. Pinkie, this is Sturm. I met him yesterday at the estate. I guess he will be guiding us to physics today.”

>>29221252
>“Wowza… Say what are you doing later, Sturm?”
>“Weapons Practice and a workout, ma’am. I have to keep myself in good form for my work”
>Well would you mind me tagging along? I have a good cannon I need to tune and love some good physical activity…” she utters as she bites her bottom lip.
>”I don’t think a confetti cannon would count as a weapon here…”
“It is a system I built, Sturm. Believe me…it counts since it is basically a pneumatic launcher based off the 105mm recoilless rifle. “
>“Um… Alright… Mr. Flanks did not tell me that you made things like that…”
“I needed something to do one weekend before I partnered with Mr. Rich. Our next class is physics and it is halfway across the campus.”
>”I never really liked this subject…” Pinkie whines.
“That is because your existence denies Newtonian rules and goes straight to the ‘strange’ rules of quantum mechanics and gets information from multiple universes. At least that is my explanation for your ‘Pinkie Sense’.”
>”Sounds better than Dashie’s answer that I am weird.”
“I am weird. You are aberrant but we love you that way.”
>”Righty doodle!” she replies as she links her arms around Anon and Sturm’s arms, bringing a blush to Sturm’s face as she pulls them along to the next class.

>Anon and Pinkie wave to Sturm as they enter class a couple minutes late. Anon goes on to his seat in the center back of the class as Pinkie blows a kiss to Sturm as he waves them off. He steps a few steps further down the hall before he notices a wrapped pastry snuck into his pocket with Pinkie’s number on it in the icing. He turns back just as the pink blur evaporated into the classroom, taking her seat by Anon as Dr. Cranky Doodle Donkey begins calling the roll.
>”I hope I can see him again…” Pinkie giggles to herself. “How long do you have to have security Anon?”

>>29221228
I just made it a day or two ago after I got off banning. I don't know how you missed the giant Silver Spoon yelling it hurts pic.

>>29221263
“I don’t really know Pinkie but it won’t be for long I don’t think. I hope I can vanish from the public’s eye…”
>”Is there something you want to share with the class Mr. Anonymous? Miss Pie?”
“No sir.”
>“Not today sir. Oh oh…How was your date with Miss Matilda?”
>”Miss Pie…” Dr. Donkey groans as he pinches the bridge of his nose. “Moving along… the basics of Kinematics is…”

>Physics ends soon enough with Anon and Pinkie having to explain how they were able to make their mini catapult perform 6x as well as everyone else’s during the practical experiment fpr projectile motion.
“I am sorry sir. How was I to know you only wanted a certain level of performance? Don’t blame pinkie for my modifications…”
>”I should have taken early retirement. You and Miss Pie will be the death of me.”
>”But sir, you did want us to see if changing a couple attributes of it would change it…”
>” Yes change a few parameters on the spring tension NOT GIVE IT AIR PISTONS AND ENOUGH POWER TO TAKE A CHUNK OUT OF THE CINDER BLOCK WALL! You are lucky that was just old candy for ammo rather than the ball bearings normally used in this demo.”
“We are sorry…” the two mumble as they hang their heads.
>”Just get out of here…I think I need to just hide during the lunch period….” Dr. Donkey says as he shoves them out of his class, locking the door behind them.

>Waiting outside the class is Sturm again as he eats the pastry from Pinkie, waiting to take Anon to the office.
“Well here is where I have to part from you Pinkie. Lunch Detention awaits…”
>”Aww… well will I see you during lunch?”

>>29221267
fatigue I guess or the pc glitched
>>29221263
“Only if you join the CMC during the second half of it. In the meantime I have to go sit with V.P. Luna and Diamond unless she managed to escape the campus.”
“Okie Dokie Loki,” she replies as she hugs Anon. “ I guess I will see you then, Nonny,” she continues as she skips off to the lunch room, pinching Sturm’s butt as she passes.
>“You have…lively…friends.”
“Indeed… let’s hurry and see if I am actually lucky in the detention being canceled…” Anon grumbles as Sturm parts a path for them in the hall, students still chattering as before and accusing Anon of having caused the trouble at the estate. Oh how the rumor mill has changed the “reality” of the weekend.

> As Anon walks into the front office, he notices a few new gouges in the floor and a brown spot by the door way staining the carpet.
“This must be where Hippolytus tried to interfere with Miss Nightfall and ‘tripped’ a few times,” Anon ponders as he passes Sturm, taking a seat at the large meeting table alone as he awaits Miss Luna and DT.
>”I will wait outside, Mr. Anon. Makes more sense than anything else…”
“Sure. I only hope I don’t have to wait here long for…”
>”Fine fine… I have arrived for my punishment. Oh you are here too and have one of the guards from my estate here. Is he your new baby sitter?”
“Hello DT. I was thinking of trying to extend an olive branch but you definitely are making that difficult…”
>”An Olive branch? What do you mean by that?”
“I am wanting to apologize for my rudeness and being scary yesterday. I also wanted to try to see if we could find a way for us to not have any animosity…”
>”You want to be my friend? HA!”
“Fine… the offer is out there. Now let’s be quiet and be punished. After all words are what got us in this mess…”

>>29221289
>Sweetie quickly makes her way through the line, making sure to get a double serving in case they stop serving before Anon is let out of detention. She quickly scans the cafeteria, seeing that her normal table has been taken but AB and Scoots waving from outside gets her attention as well as Pinkie having joined them.
>”So Anon and I managed to upgrade the catapult and caused a crater in the wall. The teacher was mad and the rest of the class was scooting to the back of the room.”
>”Geeze Pinkie. However… you know what…never mind. I don’t want to know…” Ab replies as she downs a forkful of mashed potatoes.
>“That sounds awesome…” Scoots utters, eyes wide.
“Ahem…”
>”Oh there you are Sweetie! Glad to see you could join us. Pinkie was just telling us about physics with Anon,” AB mentions.
>“Yeah. Sounds like that class was a blast. By the way, any idea what it is with the rumors around school? I had heard something about the incident at the mansion being Anon’s fault or that you attacked Silver Spoon. Also about you having a guard?” Scoots declares.
”Well the school officer was supposed to be escorting Anon and myself to class but one of my dad’s people was filling in for a bit. Miss Nightfall should be around here somewhere.”
>”Ah… is that so…Well how was last night? Did you sleep well or were you two busy?”
>”Now Scootaloo… You shouldn’t ask a lady that. I am sure her and Anon behaved themselves,” AB retorts.
“We did sleep well… but…”
>”But…? So you did…” Scoots pries as AB chokes on her milk.
>”OOOH Nonny didn’t tell me about this…” Pinkie squeals as she leans closer, watching as Sweetie blushes deeply.
“Tell us!” Scoots exclaims as she slides closer with a huge smile on her face. “I want to know all about it…”

>>29221289
had that problem myself a few times, I blame the cold.

>>29220782
Fuck off Shade, your grammar was utter shite, and if pointing that out is "hate" then you're a bigger twat than even I thought

>>29221009
Fucking this, Shade's anon was a CWC tier autist

>>29221168
Fuck off Shade you cancerous sack of shit

>>29221263

> “I am weird. You are aberrant but we love you that way.”

New favorite line

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>>29221267
Except it wasn't you that made it, that was me, so don't act like a cunt

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>>29221972
Meh, sleep deprivation does weird things. I see a unicorn right now. Do you?

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>>29221168
>>29221228

Sometimes I wonder if this thread deserves to live.

>>29223101
Sometimes we wonder if you deserve to live.

Lots of love Momnymous and Dadnonymous

>>29221979
You're definitely hallucinating, anon. She's an alicorn.

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You boys are too toxic for your own good.

>>29224515
>He said spamming poochie the redditor horse

>>29224515
Hi Shade!

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>>29224549
Case in point.

I'm not complaining either, I love self destructive drama.
At least in these instances.

>>29224736
Leave that boy alone already, he's just trying to do what he thinks is right.

>>29226892
Stop false flagging Shade, we all know it's you

>>29226924
It really isn't.
I'm another old ass writer.

>>29226973
Then get back to it.
As for this>>29226892
his grammar is a problem, being told to fix that isn't being a dick, especially when the entire thread that bothers to read it tells him the same thing. His refusal to fix said problem is on him. His story isn't that bad granted, but would greatly improve if it didn't sound like it was being written by a autistic robot.

>>29227000
It was also help if any of the "conflicts" in the story had any nuance (or the possibility that his protagonist might be even slightly wrong) to them whatsoever. Instead Shade simply resorts to placing another cardboard cutout villain in front of anon for him to autistically lecture to death in an incredibly verbose manner.

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>>29227000
Fuck no.
Watching this is way more fun that writing.
Besides y'all already said you don't want it.
That's good too, cause I'm lazy af.

And about Shade.
Let the nigga write it his way.
You call him autistic for having fun writing a story how he likes, and somehow you constantly berating him for this isn't just as bad?
And that's ignoring all the shit he got for trying to make a thread.
He's like the only consistent writer, give him some credit.

>>29227091
>Watching this is way more fun that writing.
>That's good too, cause I'm lazy af.
And nothing of value was lost
>And that's ignoring all the shit he got for trying to make a thread.
He gets shit for being a faggot who didn't check the catalogue for a thread that had been up for multiple hours. Anyone would get shit for that, we can just keep pointing it out because he's a tripfag
>He's like the only consistent writer, give him some credit.
Hey, I regularly credit him with being the most consistently lacklustre writefag in this thread. I regularly credit him with consistently writing grammatically terrible sentences. I regularly credit him with writing characters that bear no resemblance to the characters from the show. To top it all off, I regularly credit him with having a consistently awesome dad. That's a lot of credit for a guy writing the greentext equivalent of tofu on a Mongolian knitting forum like this.

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>>29227193
Damn boy, you missed like half my point.

Also love that little poke at me, cause you gotta make sure you mention how I'm shit when you already know I don't care, just to show you don't care either, it's good.

And like I said, he just had good intentions.

Have a good life then.

>>29227250
>image.png
Here's your (you)

>>29227264
Ah shit, oh fuck, he pulled the good ol fashion device card.
Always good for dodging other people's points.

Aight, I'll leave y'all alone to shitpost now.

>>29227282
>Butthurt

>>29221955
>>29221949
>>29221943
I don't see it as hate. I see it as commenting as you have nothing better to do.

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>>29227313
You're shit at this anon. Could've picked on anyone else in this thread, but you picked on the bawler anon. God you're a faggot. kys

>>29223101
It doesn't but I am too stubborn to give up

>>29224736
I tag everything I post, to y'all's distaste. blame someone else.

>>29227043
well I AM an autistic robot so I think we found my problem

>>29227349
>don't
>>29227355
>doesn't
Holy shit you used contractions, I think I have some dog treats somewhere for you

>>29227352
>Butthurt

Frankly my only hope is to pull a ONE a la` One Punch Man and have a better writer come back and rework my gammar as had happened to his art. No real hope for that really but I can hope for it. Usually just good at providing material to other's stories and helping to correct their works. My own...half decent at best. I know this and am mechanical in everything I do. Procedure, law, design, operations, eating, sleeping. I follow a fairly rigid schedule and set of operations and other than work or my small circle of friends, this is the only "leaving the cave" I do voluntarily. I expect no pity and only derision. Go ahead and shit on me or my feeble attempts to keep this thread alive. I only continue so I can read others better work and apparently am being too slow or subtle in the direction my story is heading. I am working on more time jumps to speed it to my end. the winter dance and end of semester. politics in the BG will be shaping how it goes and is why I have the colonel, the princes, and a couple layers of subterfuge in the works. like it, hate it, give it the great MEH of the ages... I will continue forward and suggest that the energy spent on calling me shit be spent masturbating as then you will at least get a pleasurable result. *tosses out troll bait* now eat up...

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>>29227538
>This entire post

>>29227599
Where the fuck do you think you are?

>>29227646
Cwcville?

>>29227538
No one will fix your bad grammar but you, if you can write sentences like this then you have no excuse. We have repeatedly pointed out where it went wrong, and no one hates your story per say, just how you write it. If it didn't sound like a damn robot, you might be able to convey what your writing, but your not. Your actively writing like shit of your volition, so stop doing that, and actually improve the quality of your writing, and you might get somewhere. But...knowing you, you'll just ignore this and press on like a insane person(not a compliment by the way) and vaguely hope someone will fix your problem for you. If you don't make it worth the effort then you will receive no effort.

>>29227674
you're

I love how ever since Shade started writing, half of the posts have essentially been:

Shade: I am going to write the thing, the thing is a thing I am going to write.
Anon 1: Okay, you could probably have expressed yourself way better there.
Shade: No, writing the thing the way I write the thing is clearly the best way to write the thing. So that is how I am going to write the thing.
Anon 2: Anon 1 is kinda right, you're being needlessly verbose in the way you write the thing.
Shade: Why do you all have to criticise the way I write the thing? The way I write the thing is clearly the best way to write the thing, because it is the way that I write the thing!
Anon 3: Anon 1 and Anon 2 why do you have to be so mean to Shade, let him write the thing the way he wants to write the thing, at least he is writing the thing! Shade, there's clearly only one anon here who just doesn't like the way you write the thing, you continue to write the thing.
Shade: See, the way I write the thing is clearly the best way to write the thing, and if it is not the best way to write the thing it is only because I was tired when writing the thing, and did not proof read through the thing that I am writing before showing you all the thing I am writing. If you dislike the thing that I am writing in the way I am writing it you are clearly a troll and I am going to continue writing the thing the way I write the thing because writing the thing the way I write the thing is the thing that I do. Have I mentioned that my father disliked the way I wrote the thing?
Anon 2: See! See! This is exactly the kind of shit we were talking about!

>>29227691
ok. I was being a shit. I actually do have someone who is going to be helping me rework my grammar but she is literally in the middle of reworking and finishing a recently deceased fried's book between her own works.I am asking her for tips and tying to get help with it but more often than not, I post late at night as I finish segments. I regret not keeping more of a backlog so I can get reviews and pointers more often. I honestly have trouble seeing what grammar errors y'all mean so it is difficult to catch. plus I can tell a couple people have decided here to be shits rather than be constructive so I often glaze past non-story posts to not be bothered. admission of being bothered is only going to make them dig in so I guess I should just start drinking to dull the pokes and be able to glean help from those that actually WANT to help.I seriously should have never started publishing this here and put all this with the other works I have made, buried deep in the hard drive and only shared on request.

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>>29227763
>I seriously should have never started publishing this
That is without a doubt, the most sensible thing you've ever written

>>29227646
apparently the volunteer section of hell with no knob to twist to get back out but enough about 4chan in general. i know it sounds like "pity me and my sorry autistic ass for daring to speak. I should have known better given my life to date" since no one will believe me nor has any desire to. beh... plus what the fuck is CWC? I really don't get out much...

>>29227808
never mind... google just reminded me... bleh

>>29227763
>I will talk down to the people explaining the problem while simultaneously ignoring the solution because that's they way I want it to be period.
if your friend writes and edits like you do then your wasting our time, her time, and your time. Pull your head out your ass at some point, then try again.
>>29227808
This isn't hell, they are the neighbors, but this isn't hell. Although I will give you this one...I have no idea what CWC is either

>>29227808
Chill the fuck out dude, we're all posting on a board for a children's cartoon show.

>>29227835
Google Christian Weston Chandler.

>>29227851
>Google Christian Weston Chandler.
And enjoy the ride

>>29227851
>>29227857
Am I going to regret it?

>>29227835
>I have no idea what CWC is either
The level of autism and lolcow Shade is attempting to reach

>>29227875
You'll have a blast anon:
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler

>>29227924
Welp...down the rabbit hole I go. After I eat.

>>29221295
>”Alright you two. Get to the Cafeteria and eat. You have one more day of detention left so be back here promptly at 11:30. Dismissed”
“Yes Vice Principal Luna,” they comment in unison as they grab their stuff, heading for the door quickly.
>“Oh Diamond Tiara…Be on time next time…You don’t want to earn extra days here for insubordination,” V.P. Luna utters with a smirk as she closes the door behind them.

>“I can’t believe the nerve of her… threatening me…” Diamond spits out as she stomps toward the lunch room. “I’ll have Mother…”
“I think you missed the point here, Diamond,” Anon retorts with Sturm following behind him. “We both violated the rules and have to face this minor indignity.”
>”Feh! I don’t have to put up with it!”
“You do if you want to make it through school. After all, can’t you in your creativity find a way to exploit the rules?”
>”What would you know about that? You are a goody two shoes who rarely speaks up for himself.”
“Knowing the rules and using them to their word is how I have managed to get half days here and time to work with your father. It’s how I managed to get the cash I have in order to beat my father at his own manipulation games. It’s how I have survived as more often than not, it is the WORD and wording of law, not the spirit, that wins the day…” Anon mutters as he picks up pace & passes her as she freezes.
“Information is always the best weapon in the struggles of life,” he fires off as he turns the corner and cuts up the stairs to the cafeteria.

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>>29227987
This is all I see when I picture your anon and you for that matter big guy

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>>29228038
whatever floats your boat

>>29228751
8

>>29229985

>>29229985
7

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>>29233186
Which would Soarin prefer, short hair Diamond and Spoon, or long hair Diamond and Spoon?

>>29234424
He knows a lot of short haired girls, but seems to have only stuck his dick in ones with long hair.

>>29233889

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>IT HURTS

>>29237680
Love this

>>29213078
Wasn't happy with the last few lines - here's the replacement:
>"Hmm?" Di moans softly.
>So do you, partially at her touch and partially because of what it means.
>"Sil..."
>You bite your lip. Sound only encourages her. Makes her think you're enjoying it.
>"You shaved."

BOOK 3
CHAPTER 9
>You are Soarin and you're not sure how exactly this came to be.
>In the cafeteria, that part you understand, but being berated by a girl half your size?
>For trying to do the right thing!?
>Nah.
>That's the part you can't quite wrap your head around.
>"You can really be a dick sometimes," Pinkie repeats, pointing her fork at you. "Seriously, you need to apologize."
"For *what*?"
>"For being a dick," she sighs, rolling her eyes. "He's basically your piebrother, and -"
"And I still have no idea what that means."
>She reaches for her backpack, but you quickly shake your head.
>You don't need to see that binder again. It still won't make any sense.
"How did you even hear about that anyway?"
>"I have my ways."

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>>29239093
it continues

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>>29239093
>You can believe that.
>It's hard not to, since she's pretty much magic.
>That's the only way to explain half the shit she does. And knows. And survives.
>"Caramel's not a bad guy, Soarin," Pinkie continues, running roughshod over your memories of a particular escalator, a certain classmate, and a tray of cookies that managed to do the impossible. "Really, he's pretty nice."
"You think everyone is nice."
>"Most people are!" she beams, with infinite innocence. "I think he really was trying to help Diamond Tiara."
"So I'm the bad guy?
>"Woah, woah, no! Not saying that!"
>She waves her hands frantically, little bits of frosting from the cupcake freshly-impaled on her fork splatting everywhere.
>"You overreacted, Soarin. You *do* that sometimes."
"Maybe."
>Yes, you do. But last night -
>"Yes, you do," she says firmly, waving that cupcaked scepter your direction. "Like... remember that guy that hit Fleetfoot? What was his name again?"
>Pinkie sticks out her tongue, trying to pull the name out of her memory, but you shake your head.
"You don't need to bring that up."
>"Welllll..." she murmurs, shrugging, "... I'm not saying he didn't deserve it, but -"
"*Really* don't need to bring that up."
>Not again. Not twice in two days.
>Seeing Diamond like that was enough.
>"Yeah, but Soarin, you know you kinda went a little -"
"I know. I was there."

>>29240093
Pinkie is the best voice of reason.

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>>29240152
Ponks is best everything, including teenage mother.

>>29239093
>BOOK 3
>CHAPTER 9

Has it really been that long?

>>29242016
>11 months
>117859 words
yep, it's been a while

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>>29242016
>>29242087
>we've been hurting that long

>>29227987
>Anon quickly grabs a tray and begins scanning the lunch room for Sweetie, Pinkie, and rest of the girls. He wanders the lunch room aimlessly for a couple minutes, getting more frustrated be the moment, drawing laughter from Diamond Tiara as he loops around a second time. Just as he is giving up, Sturm taps him on the shoulder and points him to the lone outside table where everyone is waving to him. Anon scurries quickly their way as Sturm chuckles to himself and mumbles something about youth, folly, and panic.

>”Though you got tossed into a pit there…” Scoots pokes at him as he exits the main lunchroom for the picnic table.
“Very Funny Scoots. I barely have any lunchtime left and I have to cross town after I finish so I can make it to SIATS in-time for my Intro to Mech Engineering course,” he grumbles as he sits beside Sweetie hugging her around her shoulder as she kisses his cheek.
>”AWWWW…” everyone utters as Anon blushes and Sweetie lays her head on his shoulder.
“Come on… rag me later…please…”
>”Oh ah right…” AB says with a smirk. “Just remember you gave us a free shot later.”
“Yeah yeah… So what did I miss?”
>”Not too much. Pinkie was telling about your class and Sweetie was catching us up on yesterday.”
“Not too much to fill in I suppose as I am sure she told y’all.”
“Pretty much. Just was saying how our mom’s had hit it off and are now good friends.”
>”So how was she, Anon?!?” Scootaloo bursts out, turning Anon and Sweetie red as Pinkie slaps her at the back of the head and AB kicks her.
>“OW! What was that for?”
>”Bad Scotalewd…” AB hisses.
>”That was uncalled for…” Pinkie states with a glint in her eye.
>”What? I get asked that by RD if I hang out with a guy or ask her if she has a date…”

>>29242614
“I think we could have answered that question quietly and away from the school. Don’t forget the rumors going around as of today after everyone found out I have money and they are accusing Sweetie of being a gold digger…”
>”Oh well…OHHH…Damn…Stupid me. I am sorry…”
>”it is fine, Scoots…. I know you didn’t mean harm. Just be more careful.”
>”Yeah…” Scoots replies as she shrinks down. “Me and my big mouth.”
“I forgive you too. Just need to not have Rarity hear just yet. I don’t want to be made into a rug for her workroom,” Anon replies as he hugs Sweetie again, kissing her temple before focusing upon his tray.
>”Well don’t worry about us. Your secret is safe with Auntie Pinkie!”
“When Rarity sent you to talk to me, you spilled everything she said, Ponk. I would just avoid her for a day if you can. Wear blinders if you have to. I doubt anyone would give YOU issues about wearing them.”
>”You do have a point…” Pinkie retorts as she twitches and tosses her apple in the air, deflecting something.
“Um… time to go inside…”
>”Indeedy doodle!”
>”Wait what?” Scoots pleads.
>”Pinkie sense,” Anon, Sweetie, and Pinkie say in unison as they scurry inside to a newly opened middle table.

>>29242621
typical grammatical fuck ups, yada yada its how I want to write so I am correct, deal with it, obligatory fix your shit anyways comment.

>>29243166
I'Lloyd bite. What are my errors? I am not insisting style, just fuctional/contextual blindness but want to learn (or try to)

>>29243268
I'll

>>29242016
>>29242087
>>29242358
The first thread was created on January 14th - we're three days away from doing this for a year. We're definitely a general now.

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>>29242614
>>29242621

>>29243268
>>29243275
>I'Lloyd
Fish, barrel, etc.

>IT HURTS

>>29242614
>>29242621
Here's a joke for the thread (aside from >IT HURTS, or Shade thinking he's competent):

What do you get when Shade manages to write a grammatically correct post?
How the fuck should I know, it's never going to happen

>>29244626
Kek, that's gonna be used for the new thread.

>>29240093
>"Where you? 'Cause you seemed a liiiiiittle -"
"Yeah, Pinkie. I was there."
>"If you say so!"
>Not sarcastic - is she *ever* really? - just enthusastically accepting.
>"Honestly..."
>A little *too* enthusiastically accepting.
>"I was kinda hoping I could set you two up -"
"I'm not gay, Pinkie. You... uh... you *know* that."
>"Yeah," she giggles, "but you could be bi!"
"I'm not."
>"Don't knock it until you've tried it! I mean, until -"
"Spitfire?"
>Pinkie nods. And you sigh.
"I don't need to hear this."
>"Okay!"
>She nods, but waves her cupcake - minus a chunk that's currently in her mouth - at you again.
>"But, do you know -"
"Swallow first."
>"I *always* swallow," she teases with a wink - and a mouth still full of cupcake mush. "But do you know how hard it is to find two people who like rhubarb? I've got like..."
>Again with the outstretched tongue, a dollop of white frosting stuck on the tip.
"Pink-"
>"... liiiike, *four* people that aren't total crack ships for him, and three of those are guys!"
"Pinkie. Stop."
>She stares, that tongue still caught between her lips.
"Those are crack ships."
>"No they're not! You just need to learn to relax and love the D!"

>>29245247
Didn't Soarin fuck Pinkie once?

>>29245247
>you just need to learn to relax and love the D
tell that to silver & bitchfilly

>>29245247
"Seriously?"
>"Seriously," she answers immediately, nodding solemnly. "If you don't relax, it's *REALLY* gonna hurt."
"Wait - are you..."
>"Hmmmmm?"
>She tilts her head fractionally to the right.
"Why am I the bottom!?"
>"Iono," she answers with a shrug. "It just worked out that way."
"But -!"
>"Don't question the book, Soarin. Never question the book."

>You are Diamond Tiara and your head hurts.
>Surprise.
>"Miss Tiara, are you paying attention!?"
"No."
>It's been hurting all day.
>You don't even remember whose class you're in right now.
>"Miss Tiara! If you don't want to -"
>You had some pills that helped, but Silver took those away.
>"Um, excuse me, but -"
>"Miss Spoon, do *you* have something you want to say?"
>"Di was in an... an accident yesterday. I... um... I think... she needs to take some medicine. Can we go to the nurse's office?"
>That bitch.
>"Very well," Mister Boring-as-fuck sighs. "Don't dawdle."

>>29245267
It's at least implied, if not outright stated.

>>29245247
Jesus, Spits gets around.

>>29245336
God damnit Pinkie, TAKE YOUR WEABOO CULT MAGIC AWAY! DEATH TO SHIPPING BOOK!

>>29245336
>Fine.
>Whatever.
>You grab your bag anyway - and you see Silver does the same.

>You are Soarin and you are gratefully Pinkie has taken your quiet nodding to mean you're going to apologize to Caramel.
>She's moved on to more pleasant conversation now.
>"So, did you hear about what happened with Spitfire and -"
"I told you I didn't need to know."
>You could live quite comfortably never knowing your best friend was collecting your sloppy seconds like a creep.
>" - and Button Mash," Pinkie finishes anyway, grinning like an idiot.
"Oh."
>"Uh-huh! Yeah!"
"She beat the crap out of him, didn't she?"
>"Weeeeeelllllll, mhm, but that's not the funny part!"
>Her eyes are sparkling like - wait, are they literally sparkling?
>"They got hauled in to Principal Celestia!"
"And Spitfire got suspended again?"
>You immediately regret your choice of words.
>That makes it sound like something that happens regularly.
>This is only the sec - uh, *third* time.
>"Nope!"
>But -
"But..."
>"I know what you're thinking. Zero tolerance policy, right?" Pinkie asks, nodding because she already knows that's exactly what you were going to say. Hell, she just said as much. "Yeah, well, Spitfire pointed out that this school is founded on love and tolerance, soooo..."
"Seriously?"
>"Seriously!"
>She leans close, across the table. So close she has to actually stand up, the collar of her blouse hanging loose and - nope, you're not single. Not going to look.
>You're a good boyfriend.
>"Plus," Pinkie stage whispers comically loud, "it doesn't hurt half the soccer team was outside the office protesting that little shit and threatening to hold a tolerance rally."
"That'll do it."
>"Mhm! I guess Zero Tolerance only applies to heteros, so... about that bi thing..."
"Nope, not going to do it."
>Keep looking firmly to the left.
>"You can't blame a girl for trying. So -"
>Keep looking away.
>She giggles.
>Don't look.
>They're jiggling, but DON'T LOOK.
>" - who're you dating these days?"

>>29246019
Oh shit....ITS A TRAP SOARIN DONT ANSWER THE PINK ONE!

>>29246084
>implying the pink one doesn't already know

>>29246019
Answer that question the same way I field questions from women: "Heh, y-you too"

>>29246128
Yeah...still shouldn't do it on principle though.

>>29245889
Guess that makes Spitfire and Soarin Eskimo brethren

>>29246345
We've known this for a while. Cloudy said that Spitfire and Soarin had shared three different people. Don't remember if she was one of them.

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>>29242358
>thinking it'll ever stop hurting

>>29245954
Nah, she just follows Soarin around, licking his cum out of all of his girls. She wants him so bad, but is too shy to ever say anything and actually has lower self-esteem than Silver Spoon.
She hides it behind her tough bull dyke persona, but that's all a lie. She doesn't even like other girls, but taking his sloppy seconds is the closest she'll ever get to fucking senpai.

>>29247164
Sounds like Silver and Diamond need to give her a, leg up, to help with Soarin. I imagine blindfolds.

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>>29246019
Answer her and get some jokes out of it and possibly Silver being cranky later because you told someone the secret?
Don't answer her and hope she doesn't start following you around everywhere like a creepy stalker trying to amend her shipping chart?
Lie because she *might* believe something realistic like Blossomforth and leave you alone?

>>29248336
Lie, Pinkie needs to learn to stay out of our business, and we cant tell the truth in the middle of the fucking school anyways. She cant be trusted at the moment, Pinkie promise or not, and Silver and Soarin want it a secret. Pretty obvious answer there.

>>29248356
>implying

Pinkie is endgame. Never keep secrets from your future wife.

>>29248522
Afraid you lost me around the point where everything. Care to explain?

>>29248954
Pinkie pie is never not best girl and true final wife.

I stepped into the first fucking thread almost a year ago because the opening picture was Pinkie. I'm still holding out man.

>>29205557
Holy fuck, this prompt is still alive? I remember reading that one story with all of the David Bowie references in it while it was still going on, plus whatever else was happening.

I left for an age, and it's still happening?

>>29249742
Yeah we live...some as punching bags but we live

>>29250130
Forgot name.

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>>29250134

>>29246019
"What makes you think I'm dating anyone?"
>"Because..."
>Shit, you can *hear* the jiggle.
>"... you aren't looking," Pinkie giggles. "You would if you weren't dating anyone."
>Shit.
>"Sorry, Soarin. Your 'good guy' habits gave you away."
>Shit.
"If you already knew, why'd you ask?"
>"Because you're so much fun to tease! By the way, you can look again."
>She sits down with a little flounce. Her skirt billows up for a second as it catches the air, but not *too* far.
>"So, who is it?"
>Her eyes *are* literally sparkling.
>Must be the lights in here.
"It's... um..."
>You can't say.
>Silver doesn't want anyone to know.
"... uh..."
>Never mind the half a dozen people that are already aware - that doesn't matter.
>She doesn't want you to tell anyway.
"... well..."
>"Hmmmm? It's not Blossomforth, right? Because she told everyone that you weren't and that would be just *nasty* to lie like that and -"
"It's not her. It's... um... she goes to another school."
>"Hmmm."
>She whips out that damn book and starts flipping through the pages.
>"No, don't tell me... I can tell you don't want to. I can figure this out!"

>>29251136
Damnit Soarin just say you Pinkie promised not to make it public yet

>>29250130
God damnit Shade, its same as punching bags, not some as punching bags.

>>29251136
Actually, this works>>29251139
DO THE THING!

>>29251421
Unless Pinkie has magic Pinkie promise sense, and knows whenever anyone makes one

>>29251478
That...also would make sense.

>>29251136
>Scary thing is that she just might.
"I promised not to say. We don't want it public yet."
>"Uh-huh, yeah, got it," she mumbles, nose buried in that damn book. "Probably a nerdy girl, right? You're due for a nerdy girl."
>Shit.
>Silver counts, doesn't she?
>"Does she wears glasses?"
"I can't say. Please. Stop."
>"Yeah, yeah, you promised not to say. I heard you. If I had to guess, she's... um... kindaaaaaa awkward around people."
"Pinkie..."
>"Hmm, okay! This might work!"
>Shit.
"Pinkie. Stop."
>She slams the book shut with a bang and smiles.
>"Don't worry, Soarin, I won't tell anyone you're dating Moondancer! Pinkie promise!"
"Huh...?"
>Who's Moondancer...?
>"Don't be so surprised," Pinkie giggles. "It's pretty obvious, now that I think about it. The only weird part is I thought she was dating someone... hmm..."
>The bell rings before she can get any further.
>Pinkie looks up at the noise and sighs. She shrugs violently as the last of the clamor fades away.
>"Oh well, I guess this time Spitfire got to the girl first! See you around, Soarin!"

>You are Si-

>"Oh, and Soarin!" Pinkie adds as she shoves the remainder (most) of her lunch into her mouth and sprints for the door. "Don't forget to tell Caramel you're sorry!"

>You are Silver Spoon and that was weird.
>Not being Silver Spoon. That's to be expected.
>No, definitely not that.
>"Silver?"
"Hmm? Oh, sorry, Di. I just totally blanked."
>"Shouldn't be surprised," your friend grumble. "Actually, I should be surprised you ever remember anything at all."
"Sorry..."
>It's not her talking. It's the pain.

>>29251858
jesus, you save your best friend from dying and hush the doctors at the ER, let her finger you in bed and she's STILL a bitch?

>>29251910
Silver gets DT on the side, so Soarin should totally be able to fuck Blossom / Cloudy / Spitfire/ Moondancer / Caramel / Granny Smith at least once - consequence free.

>>29251997
>those last two
you really gotta stop

>>29252004
>Not wanting Soarin and Caramel to DP Granny Smith

>>29251858
>Wise move, bringing your bag.
>The two of you have been waiting most of the period to see the nurse.
>She's been oddly busy the entire time, leaving you and Di waiting.
>After a few minutes Di had taken a seat - and you had followed.
>Half a second after she was bent over, her head clutched in her hands.
>She's been curled up like that ever since.
>"I can't believe you actually gave my pills to her."
>You look at her out of the corner of your eye; she's too busy being miserable to notice your expression.
"I can't believe you had those in the first place."
>The doctor hadn't written any prescriptions.
>He hadn't offered and you hadn't asked.
>Neither of you wanted a paper trail.
>"It was easy," Di giggles, mistaking disapproval for admiration. "They're my mothers."
>She tilts her head, just far enough to glance up and flash you a smile.
>Perhaps it comes too easily now, coving up your annoyance.
>"I doubt she'll ever notice they're missing."
>She's still smiling.
>Perhaps she's actually trying to reassure you.
>Your eyes flicker over towards Nurse Redheart. If she had heard anything... no, there's no change in her expression, nor is she finished with the boy who had come in moments before you.
>"Why'd you give them to her?" Di whines softly.
"Because..."
>"Everything *hurts*, Sil."
"Because I'm worried about you."

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>>29252340
>Everything hurts
Jesus fuck, goddamn fucking Heroin Bob DT

>>29252004
He just wants (you)s at this point, I told you fuckers not to indulge him when he started, but noooo. Just had to play along with him.

>>29252871
What the fuck are you even on about?

>>29252903
the, "I want Soarin to get with every random chick directly/indirectly/not even named" this fucker>>29251997

>>29252917
>Not wanting the harem ending
>>29233091 might be more to your tastes

>>29252945
Soarin only needs Silver and Diamond(cant have one barely function after the other), and maybe, MAYBE, Spitfire and Blossom. The rest are completely irrelevant and not wanting them involved does not equal faggotry. Its called consistency, why the hell would you want Soarin to fuck a granny, one that isn't even in the story at that, for no reason?

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>>29252977
>why the hell would you want Soarin to fuck a granny, one that isn't even in the story at that, for no reason?
Do you not understand the concept of a joke?

>>29253007
Its hard to tell with you, and >IT HURTS is the title of the thread, a buttfuck Silver in the bathroom meme. Breaking Applejack's and Big Mac's granny wouldn't be beyond the regular people we have here.

>>29253050
>I'm an autist
Gotcha

>>29252977
>I'm not a faggot
Literally the only obviously humour character you didn't complain about was the guy, I'm afraid I have bad news for you

>>29253083
I though it would be obvious that I didn't need to mention him, but I guess autists need to find something to do. So no, Caramel doesn't get Soarin either, last I remember he gets picked up by Scootaloo in a bar.

>>29253108
>I though it would be obvious
Said the tard who couldn't detect an obvious joke
>autists need to find something to do
Thanks for explaining your reasons for posting anon

>>29252340
Huh...I wonder if Red Heart is fucking some student in the bathroom.

>>29253169
Probably Soarin

Note for the autist: this is a joke

>>29253169
Nah, Button Mash got his shit kicked in again or something like that.
Nothing definitive or plot relevant yet. Might be used down the line if I think of something and need support kinda like Fluttershy being a moaner in Hers, but I doubt that'll happen.

>>29253289
Neat.

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>>29254923
Why is sweetie bell's hair a long haired chick in a bra?

>>29255600
Holy shit I never noticed that. I cant unsee this now.

>>29242621
“What did you hit out of the air? I didn’t see where anything landed…” Anon trains off as Sturm comes between him and the window as Miss Nightfall picks up the apple and bags it before hurrying inside to block Sweetie like Sturm.
>”I don’t know. I just thought I heard something and reacted. You know I can’t explain it…”
>”So are we in danger sitting here with you two?”
“I don’t think so Apple Bloom. It could have been a rock or something from Button’s friends.”
>”Well I know Snails couldn’t have been behind it.”
>”I honestly don’t think any of us suspect him, AB,” Sweetie pokes. “He is more of a follower who was with a bad crowd as was Snips.”
“Agreed,” Anon replies as he shovels in the last of his food and chugs his milk.
>“Anon…That was kind of gross and awesome… How the hell did you eat all that so fast?” Scoots asks with a stunned expression.
“Practice and growing up in a house with 3 siblings and usually 3 friends joining at a table at once. Eat fast or go hungry.”
>”Just don’t do that when we go out next.”
“I plan to always take my time with you Sweetie,” he replies with a wink, inspiring a cherry tone to dominate her expression.
>”Speaking of taking time…” Apple Bloom interrupts. “Why do I have to take Sweetie home? Classes not lining up right for you today?”
“More like I have to visit an IP attorney at Hittem, Hart, & Quick before I let anything else out about a project. I…am less sure about my partnership with Mr. Rich as of late and this weekend sold me on it. The only time I could get on short notice was when I would normally pick up Sweetie so I had to take it. I should be able to take back over for the foreseeable future after today.”

>>29251417
no. it's 'some as punching bags' as it was a poke at the continuous labeling me as a new "Chris-chan"

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>>29255853
What? No has made that comparison here, at all, unless it was from when you tried to make the thread on your own while everyone was asleep. And if your going to speak like a retard then don't bother speaking at all. Since proper wording is no apparently to difficult for you to comprehend in a conversation now. It is "same as punching bags" to finish that sentence properly.

>>29255925
now* fucking w key got stuck.

>>29255600
Cause she is literally sex

>>29256293
And there is the answer I was waiting for.

>>29255600
>>29255623
>>29256293
>>29256308
We discussed this last thread, it's so tigers can't sneak up on her from behind

>>29256396
Oh yeah...I forgot about that.

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>>29255829
>>29255853

>>29256826
Why are ponies and ponygirls with plushies always so cute?

love the spoon

>>29256826
>>29257634
It is a pretty nice spoon

>>29252340
>"Why?"
"Lately... you've done some stuff that kinda... um... scares me."
>"Why do you *care*?
"You're my friend, Di."
>That means something, doesn't it?

>You are Pinkie Pie and you've never been Pinkie Pie before!
>This is new!
>Well, you've also *always* been Pinkie Pie, for... like... your *entire* life, so it's not *that* new. But it's still kinda new?
"Um... hi?"
>A few people look your way, so you wave!
"Hi!"
>But then they realize you aren't talking to them, so they go back to whatever boring stuff it is that they're doing.
>That's okay.
>You have new friends to play with!
"So, I get this is weird and everything, but I guess you're stuck with me for a bit."
>You shrug.
"But it's not so bad, right? We can have fun without... um... I'm don't think I'm supposed to tell anyone that!"
>You lean closer to... something...?
>Yourself..? How did you manage that!?
"Actually..."
>You giggle, because it's kinda funny, isn't it?
"...I'm not even supposed to know!"
>So you're going to pretend you don't!
>As far as you know, Soarin is dating Moondancer and Moondancer is dating Spitfire!
>That's weird.
>You hope that doesn't set up some kind of weird love triangle or anything.
>That could get violent!
>You hope it doesn't get violent!
>Not that there's anything wrong with a little violence.
>Slapstick is best stick, but Soarin just does it *wrong* and Spitfire's not much better.
"So, I bet you're wondering why you're me now, aren't you?"
>You nod.
"It's probably because a certain *someone* remembered how much fun I am!"
>You look out a window at nothing.
>The nothing nods.

>>29257883
Looks pretty thin and fragile, but from the way Rarity is handling it, that spoon can clearly take a lot of punishment.
It's a good spoon.

>>29258048
w-what?

>>29258048
"Mhm, thought so!"
>You smile and skip onward towards your next class.
>School is fun. Sometimes.
>Usually.
>All the time.
>You *make* it fun!
>For everyone, not just yourself.
>It's important to think about other people.
>You nod, agreeing with yourself, because it would be *really* weird if you *didn't* agree with yourself.
>But you're not just doing it to get along and not cause conflict or anything!
>No, you actually agree!
>It's important to think about other people!
>But - it's just as important to think about yourself, isn't it?
>Otherwise you end up like poor Caramel!
>And that's not fun for anyone!
>As for those people who think it *is*...
>You mentally shake a fist at the girls that like to lead on guys like that. And guys that lead on girls like that. And girls that -
>You know what?
>You're not one to judge, and it would be really awkward and time consuming to list out every possible variation.
>People that intentionally take advantage of others like that are *DICKS*.
>There.
>All inclusive!
>Hopefully Moondancer isn't doing that to Soarin.
>He's a good guy and she can get a little pushy.
>Eh... it'll all work out!
>Spitfire will look out for him!
>You nod firmly, sending your curly hair bouncing around like a jumpy little pony with springs for legs who had had nothing to eat ALL DAY except candy and sodas!
>Sodas with EXTRA CAFFINE.
>Oh, the bell is ringing!
>That's weird!
>Class is over!
>Why is class over?
>You look at the textbook on your desk and... shrug.
>Well, class is over.
>Apparently.
>That's weird.
>Timeskips are *weird.*

>You are Silver Spoon and you wave shyly at Cloudy.
>Final period ended just a few minutes ago and she's already dressed in her uniform.
>"Hey, Silver!" she calls out, breaking into a slow jog. "What are you doing out here? Going to watch us practice?"
"N-no... I was just... um... passing by."
>You try to ignore Di's exaggerated sigh.
>Try
>Not successfully.
"We're going -"
>"Stay," Di interrupts. "I don't care."

>>29258048
>>29258536
I....my head hurts.

>>29258536
>>29258536
Dawww, Silver is trying to make some new friends with Diamond. Sure its over getting fucked in the ass by Soarin and reminiscing about him being a uptight goof, but still adorable. or awkward.

>>29255925
I am lead to think the comparison is being made when almost each time I post, a CWC pic is posted. Could just be dealing with an asshole though.

>>29260399
1) I have no idea what Chriss chan is at all, 2) I cant remember what a CWC is either, 3) that still doesn't explain why you thought anyone made that comparison(whatever it may be) in the thread. So unless your doing a namefag thing elsewhere then I don't know what to do for mate.

>>29260440
eh... I guess after I manage to finish the story, I should wander back to /K/ and idiot spot. Since Bat Guano and Meplat left, it has been a series of cluster fucks trying to explain balistics...badly. maybe /m/ would be better...

>>29255829
>“All right. I was hoping to hang out with Snails…”
>”I’m sorry for us to ask this of you and ruin your plans, AB.”
>”It’s fine Sweetie. We were going to hit the arcade for a bit as a part of it anyways. If you don’t mind coming, I think Snails would not mind you joining us for part of that time.”
>”That sounds good to me. There are a few games I wanted time to practice on for the next time Anon & I go there…” she utter with a smirk.
”Trying to beat my scores or are you trying to add to our ticket collection?”
>”Not going to tell you. It would spoil the surprise,” Sweetie chatters as she leans into Anon.
>”Well lunch is about over and I have to leave from here for the other school. I guess I had better get going…” Anon stands as he picks up his tray. AS he takes a step away, Sweetie’s hand grasps his wrist. “I’ll be right back first, Sweetie.”
>”Do you mind if I walk with you as you go? My next class is near the front office anyways…”
“Sure… As you wish,” he retorts, drawing a squeal from Sweetie as she pulls her hands to her chest.
>“AWWWW,” their table mates reply as Anon rushes off.
>”Oh come on you guys…” Sweetie mumbles as she looks down, beet red.
>”I’m glad you two are working out so well,” Pinkie retorts. “I though NOTHING would get him out of that workshop of his had he not taken a likng to you.”
>”He wasn’t that bad was he?” Scoots implores.
>”Well…”
>”I remember him always being so worn out when he began helping us more,” AB interjects. “His parents’ divorce made him ether hide or bury himself in work. AJ and Big Mac were telling me on how he was always tinkering and improving the tractors or improving stuff at Sweet Apple Acres then vanishing after he finished Granny gave him a pie or other sweets.”

>>29262010
I don't frequent k enough to know those names...or how explaining ballistics involves anything in this thread. But do you I guess? Just finish the green I suppose before you go off to greener(?) pastures.

>>29262030
>”Plus he was quite the grump and I had to work extra hard to give him a smile. It just hurt seeing one of my bestest friends suffering but then he started to open up a bit more after some successes and especially starting last Spring,” Pinkie adds.
>”I never knew…” Scoots replies as Sweetie looks down, twiddling her thumbs.
>“Yeah and I was in a bit of a rut too. Luckily I had you girls to keep me from pulling too inwards with Diamond Tiara mocking me after school.”
>”She was doing what now? Why didn’t you tell us?” Apple Bloom replies.
>”I didn’t tell you but she and Silver Spoon up till Thursday were mocking me as I left Chorus each day but I guess I forgot about it to a degree with him picking me up. It was yelling at them and counter-mocking that got Anon the lunch detentions he has this week.”
>She was about to continue as Sweetie feels a warm hand rub her shoulder and neck. Turning around in her chair, she sees Anon looking down at her smiling. She reaches up, grasping his hand in hers as she looks back to the others smiling.
“Totally worth it for you. Now shall we put your tray away before we go?”
>”I’ll get it, Nonny. You two go on.”
“Thanks Pinkie. So shall we?” Anon ask as he begins pulling on Sweetie’s chair.
>”Sure! See you all and thanks Pinkie.”
>”Anytime you love birds…” She retorts with a knowing smile as they turn and walk up the second set of stairs to the 2nd floor exit with their security at the lead and rear, Miss Nightfall taking point.
>”So I guess this is good bye for us seeing each other today?”
“Well I plan to skype you later so not really though I won’t be able to hold you like the last few days,” Anon quips on the front steps of CHS.

>>29262056
>“Well in that case, see you later tonight. Just be safe and be careful. We still don’t know if there will be anything further like had happened at lunch…”
“Or just assholes like Friday. I suspect we have not seen the last of Button’s shenanigans, even if he is in juvie.”
>”Well remember I love you and look forward to tomorrow and another lunch with you,” She replies as she hugs him close burying her face into his chest.
“I love you too, Sweetie.”
> They loosen their grip slightly and lean into eachother again, kissing softly before loosening their grip as Anon turns and scampers to his tuck, Sturm waiting behind it in his small black SUV.

>”You owe me five bucks….” Celestia chimes in from inside the lobby.
>”Fine but only since it was on campus and not in the parking lot…”
>”Whatever, dear sister. Now about the security changes and disciplinary policy modifications you were suggesting…”

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>>29260399
>>29262010
>>29262030
>>29262056
>>29262063

>>29262910
Okay I have been ignoring these but I have to know now, what the hell are these?

>>29262937
They're pictures of Shade's anon / Shade himself

>>29258077
>that spoon can clearly take a lot of punishment.
Like all good Spoons

Happy one year anniversary of the thread everyone, here's looking to more tree rape, Bones posting, and >IT HURTS in 2017

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>>29263857
>more >IT HURTS

>>29264570
Hush little Spoon, go to sleep in your bed, Soarin will breed you tomorrow

>>29264643
Pinkie Pie is going to force Soarin's dick into Moondancer and breaks Spoony's heart.

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>>29264981
And I'm okay with that

>>29264981
Its a trick though, Diamond wanted to see what its like to be around people when they don't hate her. Pinkie helped her disguise herself as Moondancer. Soarin is confused and feels a bit sad for her, Silver goads him to make her happy too. Gently breeding the Diamond until she tells him to use her as a cocksock because this mushy stuff is embarrassing her.

>>29266400
Soarin is going to be really disappointed when he unwrap Moondancer and finds out its only Diamond and her B cups under that sweater.

>>29205557
>Hurt
>Depression
Muh fetish.

>>29267654
OH BOY DO I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU.

>>29267055
Not with how often Silver massages her breast besides, when she gets brood crazy like Silver her boobs will get bigger.

>>29262063
>Sweetie’s next 3 classes go quickly as does her Chorus practice. As she slowly walks to the parking lot, she is surprised Diamond and Silver Spoon are there to mock her again, pondering if the events of the weekend and Miss Nightroad changed their mind. The parking lot soon is in her view as she passes under the covered walkway in the center of the campus. Waiting in the center of the parking lot for her is Apple Bloom and SnaIls beside her jeep… and Pinkie’s Party Wagon.
“Hi guys! I didn’t keep you waiting too long, now did I?” Sweetie calls out as she gets close.
>”Not at all! Pinkie showed up as we did and she was telling us about a new mod she wanted to ask Anon about.”
“Huh? Don’t you think he is busy enough, Pinkie? School, work, family, props, dating me…”
>”Don’t worry about it Sweetie. I would not try to take time from you two. I just had an idea for a themed load out for the party cannon or maybe some mini ones I could control from my phone.”
“I like that second idea…” Sweetie mutters.
>”I was just saying the same thing and they could be something she could sell on the side too!”
>”I don’t know about that. I would rather they be a secret trick I have for larger events. Speaking of which, I have a child’s birthday party to prepare for. See you all later!” Pinkie states as she hops in her vehicle and waves manicly.
>“Well, Sweetie shall we get going? Shall we take you on home or would you like to join us at the arcade for a bit?”
“Well I did tell Anon I planned to go to the arcade. I have been working on a surprise for him there…”
>”Uh what are ya doing there, Sweetie?” Snails asks in his usual too slow tone. “I don’t think anything in their prize collection is his style…”

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“Well I was seeing if the owner of the Arcade could set up a special event later this year for Anon. I heard him mention he loved giant robot games so I was going to see if there could be a day or two where some Battletech pods could be available for use or something along those lines. I know it would be expensive but maybe it could work out…”
>”That is an interesting idea…I have no idea what Battletech is though,” Apple Bloom responds blankly. “But if you think it could be a good event, go for it. If it doesn’t work out, maybe we could help you come up with something.”
“Thanks so much. Now let’s…” Sweetie utters as a cough comes from behind her. “Oh…Miss Nightfall…”
>”Yes Miss Sweetie Belle?”
“I think I will be fine the rest of the day. Could you report to my father that I made it to Apple Bloom and she is taking me from here?”
>”You should really message him yourself but I can’t just go. He instructed me to stay with you till you make it home.”
“Could you please…”
>”I never break my orders but to save someone or myself unless it violate the prio condition.”
“oh… well…”
>”I will give you a bit more distance but I will be watching you.”
“I guess that will do. Now the address for the arcade is…”

>>29262937
bait. it is bait

>>29268963
>The ride to the arcade was swift and wild as Apple Bloom and Snails sang along to some of her music as Sweetie sat in the back and looked up at the clear sky, pondering how Anon is doing in his classes and at that meeting.
“I hope he can secure enough of the patent rights for his projects in case of emergency. I’m so worried he could be trapped and ripped off. I might not know business but at his core, Anon is a bit too trusting and kind. I love him for it but Mr. Rich…” she thinks to herself till her phone pinging draws her out of her thoughts.
>‘I have the papers started to protect the robots. A step to a secure future!’ reads Nonny’s message as she smirks to herself.
‘So glad to hear. Heading to arcade now with AB and Snails. Have you seen how beautiful today is?’
>‘not for lack of trying my love. Too much indoor time today. looking forward to watching the sun set.’
‘As long as you are not watching a Sunset Shimmer…’
>’Very funny…talk to you more later, Sweetie. Love you’
‘Love you too, my goob.’
>”Enjoying a few texts from Anon?” AB asks proddingly.
“Maybe…”
>”Well we are about to pull in so better get ready to get out. I am going to try to get us a spot by one of the side exits just in case.”
“Works for me.”

>>29268970
I guessed that, but I want to know why. And thanks for updating I guess.

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>>29268983
One of the anonymous masses likes fucking with me. The reason escapes me.

>>29269816
I could guess because of your willful abuse of the English grammar syntax could be a reason why. But even the way he goes about it is confusing as shit to me...so fucked if I know. Does he follow you around or something posting whatever the fuck he is posting?

>>29269832
That boy's just as autistic as Shade.
No offense.

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>>29268979
ok on second review, 'asks proddingly' is not just 'prods.' Oh fuck do I suck at this half the time (And REALLY suck the rest of the time)

>>29269847
none taken as I am actually autistic but no shit there

>>29269970
you really wanna be noticed, don't you?

>>29269816
>The reason escapes me.
Probably the best way to discover this would be to look for any similarities that you and Chris-Chan share, let's see:
You're both autistic;
You both mistake constructive criticism for trolling;
You both have dead fathers;
You both write a main characters who are Mary Sue tier self inserts;
You both have peculiar methods of speaking / writing;
You both write antagonists who are purely there to exorcise your own personal slights;
You both write in a juvenile style;
You both fail to take the time to proofread;
You both fail miserably at character development;
You both write characters who talk in an incredibly stilted way;
You both write in an incredibly boring style;

You wouldn't happen to own a large collection of striped shirts would you?

>>29270100
not at all on the striped shirts. solid colors and snarky tees survive machine work. juvenile style I will give you as I have spent no real time to develop it. my personal slights line... i have gotten past those. I have copied out the constructive criticisms and am trying to do those, namely with contractions and have been asking for more so I CAN attempt to get better. human interaction and speech to me is normally re-filtered to blank, flat statements when I read or hear. I am too literal and fail at the rule "never just say it when you can use better words to give it life" despite hearing it yelled in my head.
I can honestly say that trying to craft my words for the audience is difficult as the brain to hand filter seems to stip my meaning out. too long writing white papers or manuals for projects is what has stripped it by conditioning self for those. Proofreading... my second set of eyes has been on deathwatch regarding her grandma this week and too depressed to help revise even before it. I don't "see" the words as I reread my own stuff as much as I see what i was trying to do. that is a personal problem.
I did only claim trolling once there were CWC comparisons.
as for the story, I do have the focus on the people with the background and connections/how people are related being key but I let myself get, as I do with most things sadly, so tied up in details i spent 3-4 months on some parts that should have been 2 weeks of typing.
i am not intending this as a defense of my work. I know I have been sucking, especially over this last 2 months. I only hope that my next bits and going back over the original can fix it for reworking the pastebin into more than a jumble of flat words & clusterfuck.

>>29270212
revisiting personal slights- I hate it seems that i have seemed that I am trying work those out in this when I apparently failed to use the people based upon family correctly as models. Flash & Lily: based upon guys sister has dated and her first husband with Lily based upon how sister did treat myself and our mom in HS before she moved in with our dad so she wouldn't get yelled at for all the pot smoking. Anon's dad is based upon my own but not really. the gramdma yelling at him for how he acted is based upon a real event. I was really aiming to have him more like many people i have known as fathers or stepdad's who were focused more on "winning" in a relation with a wife/exwife which is more like the woman my dad shacked up with and lead to the divorce. I seriously think i could write these interactions better if I literally could get real therapy and if my psychiatrists had not been honest to god reporting to my father and refusing to help me when directly asked about issues I was wanting and needing to solve. just another damaged adult to be blase` about it. but in the end, facts don't matter here. only perception and less crappy writing are what matter and I fail at both.

>>29270260
my real problem is I forget and think anyone here might care. my writing seems to just be walls that inspire TL;DR

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>>29270268
Like everything else you've ever written, tl;dr