MLP General

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Season 6 & 5 episode links
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MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
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It's about that time, aint it

>>29197665
oh no

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>>29197660

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>>29197665
About this time? Yes, it is.

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Poner wants boner

>>29197657
I tend to imagine that Equestria is not exactly a "highly regulated" kind of nation.
I think that Celestia does control it, but not directly. Decisions are mostly made locally, but individual places (try to) they stick to schedules set by the length of Celestia's day.
I tend to think the Cloudsdale Weather Factories just fulfill orders.

Filly's sick and her voice is weak but she swears she'll still beat your ass if you make a single "little hoarse" crack.

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>>29197665
Did someone say it's time?

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>>29197682

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>>29197683
Would it be related to or part of Mayor Mare's duties in Ponyville, then?

>>29197665
Right-O

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>>29197682
Why are mares so damn LEWD?

>>29197657
Mayor mare does it all

>>29197735
All the stallions are gay.
They need some dick like, super bad.

>>29197767
>projecting
dont do that

>>29197731
Yeah. Specifics are probably delegated to a council or office that takes either requests or regular surveys from local farmers and wildlife tenders about what kind of weather would be best and when.

I'm not sure if Rainbow Dash is just head of the actual implementation of weather, or if she takes a part in planning too.
>"No no no; ugh, you guys, if those farmers wanted that much rain that soon, they needed to tell us two weeks ago, there's no way we can get that much new rain cloud herded here, especially not when Van Hoover decided to have an extra wet spring this year, and we are NOT dipping into the emergency supplies, not for this."

>>29197767
Are all the stallions monstrously hung too?

>>29197774
>>29197767
Nah man. Haven't you heard? A stallion that can go for 20 seconds at once is an endurance champ. Most do go a few times a day, but what's the poor estrus-ing mare to do in the meanwhile?

>>29197774
I sexually identify as a Apollo Horizon 2 Overhead Projector so check your privilege.

>>29197683
I like to think that winter has a valid reason for existing. Either Celestia is benevolent enough to ensure the other hemisphere gets a summer (if their planet has an unmovable axis tilt), or it has to do with ensuring farms don't overfarm to the point of overusing the soil and turning it infertile.

>>29197791
Be left to stew in a haze of her own mind numbing arousal until it passes.

Celestia says she has a spot open for you in Equestria, but first you must get rid of any nigger within your neighborhood so none could accidentally follow you through the portal.

>>29197812
Seems reasonable enough.

hahaha you guys never fail to make me laugh mlpg

but seriously you would never actually have gay sex with a male horse right

>>29197860
No, now stop asking.

>>29197860
A real horse will fucking kill you

A pony stallion is safer and gentler

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>Filly found your porn folder.

>>29197892
Want to rifle through all the categories?

>>29197788
"monstrously" is hardly fair

maybe they're overly-endowed cuddlemonsters, but they're not monstrous

>>29197812
it's going to be easier for me just to skip town and set up inna woods for however long it takes

or for her to help me cleanse the area in purifying light

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>>29197904
It's all filly porn.

>>29197913
Are niggers affected by holy magic?

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>>29197922
Everything's affected by sunfire

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>>29197919
I only have a folder for a specific subset of fillies.

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i want a marefriend who is a fluttershy in the streets and a rarity in the sheets

>>29197959
So you want Fluttershy?

I want a Braeburn in the streets and a Big Macintosh in the sheets and a Caramel in the sheets and a Shining Armor in the sheets and several more stallions as well.

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>>29197959
>>29197969
I gotchu senpaitachi

>>29197959
So you want a pure and classy mare who is never a slut regardless of whether she is in the streets or the sheets?

>>29197981
>Coco
>pure virgin

Pick two please

Is marble pie a slut?

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>>29197988
Well alright.

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>>29197994
She's lived on a farm her whole life, there's no one around for her to be a slut FOR.

In fact, she'd probably immediately become infatuated with the first stallion she sees Big Mac.

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>>29197988
Yes. Very Pure.

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>>29197973
>tfw ywn have lots and lots of incredibly gay sex with a whole bunch of cute stallion bros

>>29197973
Did you see the thing SB drew last night?

>>29198037
good
youd probably give them all aids

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You wouldn't take advantage of this innocent, pure, virginal mare simply for a few minutes of sexual pleasure and then leave her to clean up the mess, would you?

>>29198043
I did not, and it's not on derpi

got a link?

>>29198051
I would take advantage of her and pick her up and cuddle her, completely at my mercy.

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>>29198051
Of course not. I'd help her clean up afterwards then hug all day long.

>>29198054
http://sbsicecreamfreezer.tumblr.com/image/155398730859

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>>29198051
>Implying she wouldn't take advantage of me.

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Miss Pommel is now your assistant. What do

>>29198081
What doe she assist me with? I can't even pay her.

>>29198081
Have her work for me.

>>29198071
holy fuck he drew the thing I was talking about

Awesome, thanks!

>>29198051
I'd do dirty things to her.

>>29198088
She assists you by finding stallions to hook you up with. The only pay she asks is to be allowed to watch.

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>>29198081
have her round up as many stallions around town as possible and then have them all fuck me while she takes notes

>>29198081
I guess uh she gets me coffee and cleans my house or something?

She doesn't know how to code right?

>>29198111
I think we can make this arrangement work

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>hfw she sees your dick.

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>>29198111
I'd much rather hook up with her.

>>29198120
SHE'S ON THE TABLE

>>29198100
I'm just glad you were around to see it.

>>29198111
thanks for memeing

>>29198124
Because shes for sale.

What happens in fillyland stays in fillyland.

>>29198136
You're still going to get one hell of a tummy ache for eating three whole gallons of ice cream, though. That'll stick with you.

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>>29198135
Not anymore. She's my assistant and I'll see to it she works hard.

>>29198135
I bid $5,000

>>29198155
left

>>29198155
0, but I'll still fap to futa if they don't have balls and it's done tastefully.

>>29198155
number 4 guy is literally me

>>29198155
How do you have incidental homosexuality?

"Well you see I was just sitting there, minding my own business when all of the sudden my dick was being sucked. I didn't want to be rude so I just let him finish what he was doing."

>>29198155
More or less 1, maybe 2. That's more of a result of having internet access than anything related to MLPG, though.

>>29198155
0-1 on this scale since it's only humans and I don't find guys attractive at all.

However on a horse axis I would probably be mega gay.

>>29198155
I was 0 until the pillar men showed up.

>>29198155
depends. if I'm not feeling very gay that day then maybe around a 6.
Now if mlpg starts mentioning stallions then all bets are off, we're flying to the double digits.

>>29198168
>implying you still wouldn't find 3DPD distasteful due to those roast-beef flaps they call a vagina
>and their personalities
Only the purity of the Waifu can set you free.
>>29198172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoOW1Vvl2oU

>>29198155
0, not attracted to same sex at all

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what is it about horsecock that turns us all so turbogay?

wow mlpg is very progressive

>>29198191
that youre actually already gay

>>29198197
...my god

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>>29198191
>us

Speak for yourself, homo.

>>29198128
I really do appreciate you either drawing it yourself or bringing it up to share with me.

I've been in desperate need of giant homo braeburn roomate adventures ever since this: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/260167/90/megapones-clop-drabbles/the-inevitable-guest-caramel-braeburn-mm-size-difference-hyper-cock-big-balls-muskaromaphilia

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>>29198204
Oh yes, child bearing hips time.

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>>29198213
It's always a good time for child bearing hips.

>>29198210
I'm not SB, just a friend of his who likes to share praise since he's always so down on himself

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how gay are the stallions in equestria on average?

who are the gayest ones?

>>29198237
Gay enough to get filtered.

>>29198237
How big do you think Cream Puff's dick is?

>>29197657
Dear MLP
>horse people are spectacular to listen to because they love to go on about the “trust” between horses and people and it’s just enchanting. I leave that conversation completely mesmerized by the idea that a person actually trusts one of those fucking demon creatures when you can see it on their face that there is no life or love in their eyes. horses are the ready vessels of a vengeful, hateful god and we should leave them to eat the fucking ground in peace

>>29197784
I'd like to see Dash at work

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>>29198225
Well, I meant what I said yesterday. I love him, appreciate his work (especially this), and hope he's doing well. Pass on my good vibes, yeah?


>>29198237
Incredibly.
Even the ones in heterosexual marriages.
In fact, they're the gayest. At some point a stallion wakes up and thinks "man, I guess I gotta get married to tone it down."
so he marries a mare and still gets stuffed full of dick on the reg

>>29198305
I'd sugar her bell.

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>>29198305
I can't believe I will never get to impregnate my waifu.

Why even live.

>>29198279
With all the mare on mare action going on I wouldn't be surprised if there were regular stallion orgies too

>>29198333
To continue worshiping your waifu, of course.

>>29198268
Cream Puff is not for sexual.

His whole deal is that he's embarrassingly large, so the first time he gets a giant boner around you he's going to be all weird and bashful about it.

But once you've cuddled a few times and he's learned to relax around you and it's going to be totally chill.

Anyway, to answer your question: On a pony the size of a mattress, the dick is at least the size of a body pillow.

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>>29198341
NOT ENOUGH.

Nyx started a revolution with Luna

I have too many waifus

>>29198386
no, see
if you have more than one waifu, you don't have a waifu at all

which is perfectly fine

it's okay to love all the ponies

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Batrequest

>>29198392
yesss

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>>29198392
The cutest.

They even have foals now.

>>29198356
What if you just cuddle the boner, but it's not for sexual?

>>29198399
what the fuck

>>29198399
>cutest

but that's not nyx

>>29198404
404 cute filly not found

>>29198400
that would probably help him chill out

let him know that it's okay

probably relax him enough to use his massive balls as a beanbag chair

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>>29198402
There is no need to be jealous.

>>29198409
At that size, you could probably use his sheath as a sleeping bag

>>29198419
that's a type of vore known as sheath vore

tfw the mods on derpibooru forced cock vore and sheath vore to count as the same tag

fucking why

>>29198424
got an example
because they sound exactly the same

>>29198424
both equally retarded and garbage

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>>29198274

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>>29198445

>>29198386
time to make them fight for your love

>>29198419
not
for
sexual

do not sleep inside his enormous cuddly balls

to not feast on his massive, tasty sweet loads

do not fall in love with the cuddlebear pony

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Fucking hell, it's getting to almost /mlp/ levels of autism in here. That's not something I say lightly.

>>29198455
It sounds like you're trying to convince yourself, not me

>>29198461
MLPG has been shit for a long time, m8.

>>29198461
how can you tell that a post is extra autisty rather than the base level of autism?

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>>29198445
>>29198448

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>>29198463
Yeah, but I haven't seen this kind of shit in a long time.

>>29198468
>cock vore and sheath vore discussion

I don't know, anon, you tell me.

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I want to visit a pony reverse strip club. They put more and more clothes on until at the end they're wearing like multiple layers and parkas and stuff.

I don't like Pinkie Pie

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>>29198492
Are you sure?

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I like colts
Do you like colts

>>29198462
That's probably because I want to love him and snuggle him and play with his junk and let him know that it's okay to be big and soft and poofy.

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>>29198486
I feel bad for it, but I like these situations where mares don't want to be sexualized but are anyways.

>>29198505
Yes

>>29198513
There's no reason you can't do all that and rub him with your entire body until he groans and starts geysering gallons of spunk all over

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>>29198505
yes

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>>29198523
>>29198534
Do you want to hug them too?
I know i want to hug them.

>>29198532
What a cute Sugar

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>>29198550
Hugs and maybe ear scratchies

>>29198532
I want to teach her how to bake muffins

>>29198556
why is rumble so pretty

he is too pretty to be a colt

we must put him in a dress

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>>29198561
no do not

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>>29198155
1 but dress like 0, thanks furry porn

I watch gachimuchi MAD and find gachimuchi entertaining. There is literally no denying that Billy Herrington and Van Darkholme are handsome

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>>29197808
Letting the ground freeze aerates the soil via formation of ice crystals. A gradual thaw beneath a layer of snow then permits detritus to be composted into nutrients for the soil.

Also, snowponies, ice skating, and sledding.

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Rumble's always felt like "little brother" tier. I want to help him grow up to be a proper stallion and find himself a nice mare to settle down with. Maybe a nice strong stallion to dom him in the bedroom too.

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>>29198565
yes, yes

now girlify the rumble and teach her to be a perfect little filly who lives to service cocks

>>29198578
AJ are you drunk

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>>29198578
>>29198579

dudes what

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>>29198556
Then some belly rubs and maybe some gay kisses

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>>29198578
>stallion
Nah man
Nah
Colts should be with other colts only.

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>>29198584
No. Just tired. Trying to settle back into MLPG, write, and draw more. I've been away from this place too long and I miss it.

Is there something wrong for hoping that Rumble has a happy future?

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I haven't watched the last few seasons, has Rainbow Dash ever shown romantic interest in any pony, or is she still the ambiguously gay mare?

Or maybe she's asexual

>>29198601
Gotta say, the lesbian kissing shower scene with Rarity was kinda weird. I was surprised nobody complained especially when it turned into a threesome with Spike.

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>>29198590
hey, you're pretty good at coaching colts to become really good friends

mind if i film all this for my special friendship videos?

>>29198601
She's met a fellow Daring Do fan and no-sells Fluttershy's brother.

>>29198611
The what now?
When was this?

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>>29198601
she blew patton oswalt in a ball pit at a convention

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Incoming purp!

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>>29198614
Be more specific: she met a fellow Daring Do fan and literally JUMPED at him.

>>29198619
Pinkie's Pies push Purple's pudge

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>she did NOT have ball pit con sex

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why is this show so damn gay

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>>29198618
>Rainbow Dash will never look at you like this

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>>29198631
BEST FRENS

>you will never hug Derpy

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>>29198631
Because it's the current year + 1

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>>29198631
Not everything involving the same sex being near eachother is gay dawg.

>>29198646
>two girls touching each other doesn't mean they are about to have wild lesbian sex in a couple minutes
LIES! ALL LIES!

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>>29198646
that may be true but trixie and glim glam are canon über homo for each other

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>>29198658
Twiggles is also super jelly

>>29198631
>>29198646
Grills literally hug and touch each other for no reason. The show is pretty accurate in that regard.

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>>29198631
I would totally fuck those lesbian butts.

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>>29198666
oh man, Glimmers face

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it really warms my heart to know that trixie has found somepony who can make her happy since i can never

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>>29198669
>That trix booty

why aren't you doing the twiggly wiggle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10AzgNpb4tA

>>29198678
Anon came home and wondered why his couch was all wet

>>29198692
why was starlight yelling at a bush?

man these magic shows are getting really good

https://derpibooru.org/1327817

>>29198696
More importantly, why is her mouth extending past her face?
What foul magic is this?

>>29198729
>3D
>not anthro

Never thought I'd see the day.

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>Pony finds a party balloon dispensing machine in the bathroom

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>>29198738
Ennh, there's some of it around

>>29198744
That's the problem. It's some and not most.

>>29198744
SFM pony models are fucking awful.

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Most
Motherly
Mare

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this mare is pretty motherly

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How has MLPG survived for half a decade when all that gets posted is fillies, lewd, gay, or a combination of those?

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>>29198755
>SFM pony models are fucking awful.

That's to be expected of them, being nothing more than in-game models for an engine from 2004.
What's wrong is that most people assume it's how you do 3D animation and never touch anything else.

It's like getting all artists in the fandom to draw in MSPaint.

>>29198804
it's a cultural phenomenon

>>29198666
those shrinking pupils, every time

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for instance

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Behold!
Princess Toilet Sparkle

>>29198821
Twilight is the silliest pony

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don't click on this
whatever you do
there's no going back

>>29198825
And if you ask him nicely, he can toss your salad too!

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>>29198823

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>>29198823
Excuse you?

>>29198804
You say that as if that isn't exactly what I want

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>>29198871
>Nerdgasm over potential chance for lectures, research, or studying
>cute anxiety over the smallest details or when a plan goes awry
>11/10 goofy storytelling skills

Unicorns are just superior to mudpones in every way. Even their faults. Just accept it Anon.

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>>29198825
I SHOULD'VE LISTENED

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ARE YOU READY FOR THREE STARS???

>>29198903
All that butthurt is so delicious

pony has gone guru

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>>29198903
>tfw 2nd star almost killed the cup for over 1,000 people because of a show for little girls

good lord. a third win would be catastrophic

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>>29198903
Proof that everything is better with ponies

>>29198905
>/mlp/ wins for the third time
>/4ccg/ detonates
>The butthurt becomes so intense that Hiro renames the site "4Salt"
>Japan officially becomes Equestria
>And all its inhabitants become ponies.

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>>29198893
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

I think Rainbow Dash is cute.

>>29198918
go to bed fluttershy

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>>29198917
Best pony

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>>29198919

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>>29198903
It'll be a catastrofuck

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>>29198922

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>>29198918
I wonder how she'd respond to advances from a stallion who wasn't a complete turd like zephyr

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Would you eat a filly-made breakfast?

>>29198924
>tfw Bors deliberately fucks up the settings to make sure /mlp/ loses
>/mlp/ wins thanks to the fucked up settings, due to their unpredictableness
>/4ccg/ asks for his head (again)
>He quits definitely
>Horsefuckers don't know when to stop and send him tons of pony-related gifts
>Bors commits scarficide while fucking a Lyra Plushie

>>29198933
>we will never get a fluttershy gender swap episode where that happens

>>29198938
i'd eat out a filly for breakfast

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>>29198950
Anon, I don't think the fillies would like to be eaten, or eaten out. Or anything in between.

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Black Hole Sun
Wont You Come?

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Given how long we've been waiting for it, how good does the Celestia episode need to be to meet the expectations?

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>>29198971
Celestia is basically "If Galadriel took the one ring but somehow didn't fall to Sauron's power"

what if equestria revolves around the sun?

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>Your waifu will never make you a sheath cozy

What if Equestria revolves around fillies?

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>>29198979
This heretic is about to meet a terrible fate

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>>29198974
i just want to see her personality shine through like luna's did in that comic

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>>29198982
What if your waifu orbits my dick?

Does Equestria have a Chicago?

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>>29198974
At this point, Celestia could literally come to life and give everyone a blowjob and people would still find it disappointing

>>29198980
isnt it a bit redundant to make fluttershy a stallion?

>>29198994
I like it when the feather ponies use their wings like hands.

>>29198974
>Celestia's shift just ended
>She wants some cake
>But the royal pantry is empty
>She can't call the guards to fetch some for her, since Luna took them all for special midnight training
>Celestia decides to go to Poniville to grab some
>But Sugarcube corner just closed
>She tries calling for Pinkie
>But she's at Twi's place having a party
>Then she gets in disguise and turns to illegal treats dealers
>But gets caught into a round up and has to escape
>Then she meets a young cook who's looking for inspiration
>She tries to convince him to bake a cake
>But she misunderstoods and bake her a SALTED cake.
>Approaching dawn, her sugar levels are reaching their nadir
>Desperate she decide to go check one last time at sugarcube corner
>It's open
>She bursts in and ask for a cake but Pinkie says they're all out of it, since Luna bought them all as a reward for the guards for enduring her training
>Still hungry she gets back to Canterlot
>It's her shift now
>First appointment of the day: make a speech at the Poniville Annual Cake Contest
>She fells asleep thru it

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>>29198974
that's a super cute celly plush

i want one, but bigger

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>>29199005

>>29198974
>Twilight Sparkle makes Princess Celestia steamed hams

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Princess Heartbreak when?

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>>29199013
i need to put that in my bed

celly cuddles forever

Filly tried eating pussy and it didn't taste as good as the mares on the internet made it look.

>>29199048
Is this filly korean?

mare but with an erection

>>29199055
You but without constant shitposting

>>29199048
It's her fault, I told her cats weren't for eating.

celestia is such a cocktease

http://imgur.com/a/EJy3r

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>Today is National Whipped Cream Day

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>>29199086
Aww yeah.

>>29199086
i dont eat whipped cream

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The fillies are howling at the moon

>>29199091
What does Luna think about this?

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>>29199086
>Crepes for lunch today.

Perfect timing!

>>29199101
What kind of savage eats crepes with whipped cream?

He who controls the fillies controls the world.

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>>29199102
But the sweet-flavoured fillings work so well with a bit of whipped on top!

it got really fat in here

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>>29199150
Skeletons, bro.

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stuff your pony

stuffed by a pony

Filly will do anything for you if you take her to the Countess Coloratura concert. Anything.

Don't think about filly sex.

>>29197657

>Tara Strong will never be your mom

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>>29199239
I thought about colt sex instead

>>29199158
Nice try, Pinkie, but we're going Dutch.

>>29199218
Even be a good filly and calmly wait for me outside, while I bang Coloratura?

>>29199262

Why not make filly watch her hero get fucked?

>>29199263
I'm not going to spoil her what awaits her once she becomes adult, anon!

Baby steps, anon. For the moment I'll be 'discussing' with Coloratura, and then I'll ask her to meet filly to soothe the boredom of the wait.

>>29199259
Acceptable.

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>>29199259

>>29199270
>the next day, in school
>"Girls! Girls! It was amazing! Anon and Coloratura sang together in the backstage!!! I heard them!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqPx3wmEmr8

Would you give it to Tara?

If so, what would you give to her?

what is it about ponies that makes us want to fuck them superhard

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>>29199277
>you will mever be the little colt getting nailed by another little colt.
All i want from life is the chance to do gay things with colts.

>>29199290
They have an organ named "Snuggletorius", which works instinctively as a mean of self defense: basically it produces a pheromone which fuels the desire to snuggle them. The more the pheromone, the harder the desire to snuggle or even fuck.

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>>29199290

>>29199290
You're perpetually horny permavirgins

>>29199297
Recent studies have discovered that Alicorns have an increased snuggletorin (the name of said pheromone) production, which explains why some people think that Celestia is a perma-horny tyrant.

Please don't bang the filly's childhood heroes.

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>>29199297
at first, I read "snuggletorus" and thought, "what? ponuts?"

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>>29199319
1) She won't notice
2) It's her fault anyway, she could have chosen a less sexy hero
3) Also no.

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>dem equestrian performers

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filly bump

>>29199381
Filly rump

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>>29199385

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>>29199298
>tfw this is one of the best songs in the entire show and I keep forgetting it exists

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massaging this filly's rump

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>>29199352
I'm pretty sure they gave Sapphire Shores a cutiemark in one of the group pictures but I can never find it

I think she would have been more interesting if she just didn't have one. This character is talented at singing and his hitting her stride but still hasn't found her purpose yet

L O D S OF E P O N E

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>>29199399
I think her cutie mark is a big fat black woman singing.

>>29199399
http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1603670/1917638882

>"It was merely an oversight. Her initial design was front view only and her butt was covered by her dress. No one noticed it was missing when a new angle of her had to be designed for the scene. Nobody's perfect!"

Anyway, the wiki says it's a Sapphired Seashell

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>>29199414
OI YOU! SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LOOK AT MY PLOT!

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>>29199414

What political issue would Twilight be most concerned with? I say education.

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>>29199418
You're wrong Lauren Faust.

Sapphire Shores is perfect

>>29199414
WOP YA PON
WOP YA PON
WOP YA PON ON DA COUNTAH

>>29199425
As a feminist intellectual like myself I believe that she would be very concerned about the rise of neo-fascism in Equestria and the blatant racism of the Alt-Right.

>This is a journey into ponies
>Loads of ponies

>>29199430
What do you mean?

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>>29199425
The debate over legality of touching random strangers' ponuts in the street. She is a huge proponent.

>>29199433

So, Twilight would be hardcore liberal.

>>29199430
She's seeeeensational and I hope we'll see more of her.

>>29199438
Nah. They wish. See the S5 finale, Twilight talked down evil Glimglam's liberal crap

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>>29199438
She's a socially awkward full-time college student who's never had proper responsibilities or a real job in her life. Of course she is.

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>>29199436
She's fit
Charismatic
Talented
Nice
Has great fashion sense
Has a rocking body
Has a successful career
She's beautiful

MY WAIFU「SAPPHIRE SHORES」HAS NO FLAWS that we know of