Assume they live in our world. What type of men are they into?

>>29195512
They all spurn men and only desire horse vag. ever since the new student showed up. Nobody knows why WooooOoooOoo~

>>29195512
The m6 would like the same types the pone counterparts would.

Sci-Twi is clearly into chads.
Sunset can only be satisfied by a real horse.

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>>29195578
>Sunset can only be satisfied by a real horse.
As I've said before, a human women wouldn't be satisfied by horse cock. They don't last long enough.
She would be happy to learn of the stamina of human men

>>29195512
Nice cuck thread, OP.

>>29195625
I don't think you know what that word means

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>>29195512
>>29195631
>6 attractive, successful, outgoing girls
>attracted to anyone here
can't even breathe right now

>>29195512
Me.

>>29195656
>6 attractive, successful, outgoing girls
Yeah but there's also Dash there. So there is hope for us.

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>>29195512
you tell me

>>29195696
>Rarity has a crush but decides to talk about the dog that wants to fuck her
>RD isn't a lesbian but instead likes a guy and doesn't even know his name
>Pinkie is a literal homewrecker
>Fluttershys is understandable but he seems to be either gay with the nerd or into Derpy
>AJ is basic as fuck
>Shimmer likes no one but says she wants love to pander to the rabid Shimmerfags

Seems legit

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>>29195749
>AJ is basic as fuck
Excuse me?

>>29195749
But it says "Since Flash and I broke up, I haven't really liked anyone" meaning she used to like Flash.

>>29195512
My ass

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>>29195512
Pinkie, AJ, and Twilight are all into "big brother" types, but they also have to be fun loving / smart / stoic respectively to match their personalities.

Rarity is into high status men and fashionable hipsters.

Fluttershy is into hipsters as well, but they have to be the artistic type. Music, drawing, it doesn't matter what so long as they seem "deep".

Dash's kind of man has soft skin, long silky hair, and a vagina.

Shimmer only dates alpha men, they have to be both high status and ambitious to match her own. When there isn't a man around to fit her criteria, she can switch to domming over nerdy shy girls.

>>29195780
You're not starting this shit again.

>>29195809
That applies to Rarity yes but what about the others.

>>29195810
Wrong, Shimmer likes depressed broken losers with questionable hygiene that rarely leave the house such as myself.

>>29195512
To get to the point of this thread, absolutely no one that posts here.

>>29195512
>mane seven
>sunset

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>>29195825
DELET RIGHT NOW

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>>29195827
It's official

>>29195656
>successful

They're highschoolers

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>>29195824
>Wrong, Shimmer likes depressed broken losers with questionable hygiene that rarely leave the house such as myself.
I like your spirit. Never give up on your dreams.

it's literally canon that sci-twi is into masculine outdoorsy types
also sunset is into "nice guys" AKA flash

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>>29195825

when will shimmerfags stop shitting up the board with all those EG threads? literally none of the other character fanbases give a fuck about their human counterparts, they care about the ponies

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>>29195890
Rarafag here to tell you how wrong you are.

>>29195890
some of us care about both, shitstain.

>>29195890
Shimmerfags have no pony to care about, only the highschooler that will never be part of FiM

>>29195779
It's just a standard storybook romance. The kid next door thing.
>>29195780
It was stated in the movie that she never loved him. Only used him for power.

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>>29195854
Yeah, with lives and friends.

Did you have anything reminiscent of a life in high school, Anon?

>>29195912
>"FASHION FASHION DRESSES FASHION SHOW"
she's like a defective clone

>>29195944
I agree that they fucked her over in LoE

>>29195512
Oh, I see it's the hourly project myself into someone one of these girls could fall in love with thread.

>>29195971
>not BEING someone one of the girls would fall in love with
faggot

>>29195971
>mandatory greentext story about having sex with one of them.

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>>29195978
Sorry bro, I didn't want to embarrass everyone on the thread by taking all of them for myself.

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>>29195673
K E K

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>>29195984
>one

>>29196082
>mandatory greentext story about having sex with all of them and then Celestia and Luna join in too.

>>29195512
Applejack - A strong, tough farmboy with family values.

Fluttershy - A hippie, vegan, or similar type.

Pinkie Pie - For a relationship she'd look for a guy with a good sense of humor, but will fuck any guy with a big dick for fun.

Rainbow Dash - An athletic chad.

Rarity - A good looking, well-off slightly older man (20's or 30's). Will settle for a rich 60 year old with a small dick as long as he buys her shit.

Twilight - A studious nerd, or if the latest movie is to be believed, a wasteoid in his 20's.

Sunset - A black guy with a huge dick as that will most closely resemble the horsedick she craves.

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>>29196104
g-go on...

>>29196108
kek

>>29195512
Applejack: Cowboys
Rainbow Dash: Chads
Rarity: Chads and Metrosexuals
Pinkie Pie: Class clowns aka Goofy Guys
Fluttershy: Hippies
Twilight: Rockers
Sunset: Cowboys and Rockers

>>29195656
I like you

No homo

>>29196108
>mfw all of them don't want some of them social rejects

>>29195512
Fluttershy will not fall in love until they humanise Discord

>>29195604
Mr. Hands, anypony?

>>29195512
dudes with dicks

>>29195512
deep pockets like all shallow girls

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>>29198393
Thanks bro, I'm just being realistic.