Why doesn't he just move to the Crystal Empire?

>>29194947
He's a bitch.

>>29194947
The crystal ponies would realize he a shit.

>>29194952
>he walk aroun, like a lil bitch, an he goes 'hah! hah!'
chad warden pls

>>29194947
He LIKES living in Ponyville.

>>29194963
This, they'd see through his facade

>>29194979
What facade?

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Master won't let him

>>29194947
He'd never get a moments rest.
Also, probably Rarara.

>>29194947
I actually never got why they worship him so much.
Like yeah, he passed the heart to Cadence but surely a pat on the back and a "Hey, thanks man" would be enough.
I'm happy for him, but, it's just not worth worship.

>>29194947
Because he's a little bitch who just wants to be bossed around his whole life.

>>29194947
too reliant on Twilight.

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>>29194947
>implying slaves can just freely walk off the plantation whenever they want

>>29194947
Probably doesn't want to be mobbed by fans every time he goes to the store to get some groceries.

Seriously, that shit gets old pretty quickly.

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Because Shining Armor doesn't want to get cucked.

Look at Cadence's fucking eyes. She wants that dragon dildo.

>>29195311
he didnt even pass the god damn cristal he felt down and shining armor had to trow cadanse im incline to belive the cristal ponys are retarded

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>>29194963
>>29194979
>Spike is more transparent than even the translucent Crystal Ponies

>>29194947
Loss of political power.
He would have plenty of power wherever he is from the dragons and changlings as well as the support of the crystal ponys but he losses the ear of princess twilight if he moves out.

Also he likes ponyvile

>>29194947
>implying the writers would let him
>implying Twilight could live without him doing the menial tasks like cooking and cleaning
>implying it's even in his character

Spike's a dragon who doesn't live with his parents and doesn't even know who his parents are, yet the pony who he serves convinced him to give up his phoenix Peewee because it should be with its parents.

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>>29194947
Every FUCKING time I see this little dragon I think about what could have been, god damn.

>>29198010
EqG is shit.