Show me your "she's not real" face

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saudade

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>>29191586
>If I see her hurt or shipped, all I have to do is not think about it, and that means it didn't happen
>I can maintain a relationship without ever having to talk to someone, and I won't be bothered by her beautiful voice and having to deal with her that sweet face I love so much looking right at me, giving me emotions
>I just get to have this stress-free, easy love where I have to dismiss everything that conflicts with my ideas of her, with zero validation or encouragement, while getting all the love I want from drawings and words by other guys
>I won't have to listen to her try to comfort me and reassure me that she's safe and loves me, and that all that fanart is wrong
Having a waifu is awesome, dudes.

>>29191586
Ah, I remember when that image used to proudly headline the Nightly Drunk Thread, until the faggot mods decided that /ndt/ had to die.

Good times were had.

>>29192308
Mods were gods for that. You /soc/ faggots never belonged.

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>>29192295
>Wake up
>See this
Welp, it's 5 am, time to get drunk already...
maybe it'll be a good day and I'll get hit by a bus or something, cheers m80

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im so lonely. i used to not be lonely but then i fell for her. it hits you like a truck and let me know just how alone i am.

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IT'S NOT FAIR

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>>29191586
>She can't hurt me cause she's not real.
>She can't cheat on me cause she's not real.
>She can't be disgusted by me cause she's not real.

L-look at all these good reasons to be glad she's not real.

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>>29191586
>drinking threads are dead

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>>29193967
Heh, I never thought of it that way, bro

M-maybe you're right

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>>29192295
>while getting all the love I want from drawings and words by other guys
TOO REAL DON'T WANNA PLAY THIS GAME ANYMORE

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