Anon Sexually Deceives Pones

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>>29179243
How about no.

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>>29179243

>he's not confident enough that his waifu will sex him for who he is

>Be anon
>Have been in equestria for 4 months now
>After many interesting trials and tribulations, ended up in Twilight's tree-castle as a guest of the princess
>no job, no gf, endless bs friendship adventures
>so sick of this

>hatch a plan - start a month long nofap
>decide one night the time is right
>hardcore edging session thinking about bon bon's beautiful teats
>readytoburst.jpg
>fall asleep with a grin - awaiting the next morning

>morning
>sparkelbutt once again enters your room telling you its time to get up
>morning wood harder than adamantium
Twilight I don't feel so good
>What's the matter anon?
>You stand up, little anon peeks out your boxers
My, balls, they- they hurt real bad.
>Twilight recoils, hiding her eyes behind her feathered wings
>P-p-put that away!
>You tuck your dick back into your boxers, tent still visible
I've never felt this, Twilight its like someone kicked me right in my nuts.

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>>29179316
>Uh, it sounds like you might have epididymal hypertension Anon... y-you know how to take care of that right?
What? That sounds terrifying Twilight!
>try your best to turn on the fake tears, look of fear is all you can manage
W-what is that?
>Calm down Anon! You may know this by the colloquial term... blue b-balls.
>She's flustered
>Glimglam has wandered into the doorway hearing all the commotion
I've never heard of that before - I'm freaking out here!
>It's simple anon, dont worry... you just need to... uh... pleasure yourself.
>that awkward blush
>glimglam's open mouthed shock when she has no idea what is going on

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>>29179299
Be realistic, does anyone here have that kind of confidence in themselves

>>29179243
We have enough gens faggot, go post in AiE if you want AiE.

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>>29179433

I don't get what you mean Twilight - like I should experience pleasure?
>Glimglam now sporting a bemused face - her eyebrow can only arch so high
>Twilight even more confused as she tries to explain
>N-no what I'm referring to is known as m-masturbation
Oh, humans don't do that, back home we have sex at least twice a day
>Twilight's wings flare wide in surprise
>W-what? How is that even possible?
>Glimmer is giving you a 'bullshit' look but doesn't say anything
>You moan in pain and hunch over
Please Twilight, cast SOMETHING on me to take the pain away
>Ohhhh Anon... b-b-but I'm not ready to do... THAT for you
>moan louder
>Maybe a cold shower wou-
>fake throwing up
>Oh! Don't tell anyone about this!
>purple aura pulls your boxers down
>Starlight Glimmer is looking on in interest but giving you a look
>Shoot her back a look - don't fuck this up for me Glim
>Wow! That looks... different.
>Twilight is inspecting your dick
>Purple aura is sliding over your nethers - feels like warm baby oil
Please Twilight.
>She looks up with a grin, a donut of aura forms over your head
>Starts sliding down your shaft

>>29179284
Man, i'm not sure about Leto being the Joker

>>29179622
don't you dare stopping now

>>29179622
>back home we have sex at least twice a day
fucking kek

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>>29179622

>Ring slowly moves up and down the shaft
Twilight that feels...
>A second aura wraps around your balls, warmly caressing your nuts
>Twilight is deep in focus, biting her tongue to as she looks at your junk in concentration
>J-just let go Anon, once you release everything will feel better
>you hold on as hard as you can, kegel and squeezing glutes
>aura is moving quickly now from right under your glans all the way down to your balls
>so hard to hold back
>Twilight looks frustrated, expands the aura so it covers your whole shaft
>I can't believe you haven't ejaculated yet, this is the closest I can simulate a mare... I hope it works
>aura is throbbing and caressing you in every direction
>so tight, warm and slick
Twilight, that feels so good!
>aura starts twisting and sliding up and down your shaft again
>seeing stars now - but you hold back
>Glimmer can you help out? I-I'm getting tired here.
W-what?
>You don't notice glimmer standing next to your ear
>she whispers throatily
>Naughty boy, tricking Twilight like this.
Ugh, G-Glim-
>She licks your ear as her horns flares blue
>You feel a new magic tendril snake its way down your chest
>Twilight still pumping away with her magic wings fully extended

>>29179743
laughing with an erection, pls go on

>>29179743
>Naughty boy, tricking Twilight like this.
>She licks your ear as her horns flares blue
you had my interest now you have my erection

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>>29179743

W-what are you -
>Glimmer shushes you
>thin tendril slips between the cheeks
>swollen prostrate suddenly wrapped in warmth
UNF
>Glimmer licks your ear again and whispers
>Paint her, Anon
>warmth suddenly constricts
>no holding back now
>moan loudly as you begin to release
>Twilight flinches back and tries to cover your tip with her magic aura
>Glimmer's magic pushes hers away as you let loose your first rope
>lands right across Princess of Friendship's muzzle
>you're moaning like an animal
>continue firing thick ropes that splatter on Twilight's mane and face
>one lands right in her chest floof
>with each pulse, Glimmer milks you from the inside
>your legs have gone completely numb
>eyes are rolling back
>can't breathe
>Twilight is watching you from one eye (other has a rope of semen across it)
>Anon, are you OK?!
>just as she says O, Glim squeezes your last shot into her open mouth
>Twilight coughing
>orgasm finally releases - you slump to the ground
>Glimmer laughing at Twilight
>looks like someone emptied a bottle of conditioner on her
>didn't know you had it in you
>Twilight gets annoyed with Glimmer's laughing
>Think that was funny do you?
>purple aura surrounds twilight
>all your sauce levitates off her
>she throws it at a laughing Glimmer
>splatters over her face getting in her hair and mouth
>now she's coughing
>Twilight walks toward the door smugly
>Looks over shoulder
>Glad you're feeling better Anon, I guess I'll need to schedule something on my calendar for regular sessions to keep you healthy.

END...?

>>29179823
>END...?
i would like a sequel with glim and twilight but this does work as an ending point

or even better idea
next session glimmer tries to do what she did here again but twilight is ready for her and holds back the semen this time so glimmer gets trixie in for the 3rd session to catch twilight off guard

>>29179823
Funny, lighthearted story. Good job anon.

>>29179243
lmao you what

>>29179823
I like this, don't let this end yet

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>>29179243
>Anon is naked
>swings his dick to the left
>"It is this way."
>poni goes there
>it was the other way

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Shitpost

>>29182347
waaaait i thought poop was good for the earth

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>>29179823
Arousal and hilarity,my two favorite things.

>>29182963
No u retard it is bad cuz it's grozz so it must be bad

>>29182347
>make the earth sick
what

>>29183764
>>29182963
Wild animal and herbivore poop is.

Dogs are separated from their ancestors by millennia of human selection, they're fed a diet that isn't much like what they'd get in nature, and they're hosts to a lot of bacteria that isn't from nature.

I have no idea what they could mean by making the Earth sick. Groundwater contamination maybe?

>>29183804
If by making the Earth sick we mean reducing fertility/injure or otherwise remove plants, salt would dry up the land, acidic rain would kill plants, hunting too many animals could stop the spread of plant seeds (in their dung or otherwise), hunting too little animals could result in overpopulation which can reduce water sources and kill plants, and the list goes on.

>>29179823
Not bad, I liked it.

>>29179243
Wut sex?

>>29179823
Fun little read.

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>"Whoa Anon, that's a little too... um, do you think you could reel some of that back in?"

>>29179823
nice

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>>29179823

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>>29179823
>END...?
>?
YOU ARE GOING TO CONTINUE THIS OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL GUT YOU!

>>29188703
An easy pitfall of writefagging is trying to continue something after its intended conclusion.

It's like painting over a finished painting.

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>>29188720
You're saying that like it's a modern masterpiece, rather than the literary finger painting it is.

>>29188856
All but greentext vomit are more like sketches, still crafted with some thought. This anon took 15-20 minutes per post.