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>You came from nowhere and we never made questions about it
>We gave you housing, food, friends, we gave you everything
>We treat you like family anon!
>But i aways knew deep down that you didn't belong in here
>You wanted more than hugs, you wanted more than friends, you wanted...More
>I saw your world, a vile world it is, i understand why you wanted to escape from there
>But your kind corrupts everything they touch
>You perverted everything into your own image, how many have lost their innocence because of you? Their dreams? Their lifes?
>You don't have friendship in your heart, you have the opposite of it, something I've never seen before
>I've seen those that you used to call leaders
>There are several of them, each one more "interesting" than the other
>I'm sorry!
>But like they say on your world
>Is my duty to
>"Make Equestria great again"
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op is a faggot
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From my point of view alicorn are evil
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>>29178974
i just wanted sum fuck
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>>29178974
>"Sorry Anon, you got to go back!"
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>>29178974
>we never made questions about it
Maybe *you* didn't, but I certainly had to dodge a certain purple pony trying to probe me at every turn.
She's an adorable lovable little nerd horse, but she really needs to learn more about boundaries.
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>>29178974
What's the point of this?
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>>29180376
THEN YOU ARE LOST
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>>29178974
Calm down horse princess, if you don't have any sugar to spare for tea, that's fine.
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>>29178974
You came too late, my little princess.
I have sowed my seed across your land. And my chosen crop will come to hate you, overthrow you, and take this land for themselves, immortalizing me as a martyr.
Go ahead. Kill me. Live for me. Write me down as a monster. Make me eternally loved, or hated; it doesn't matter.
May you live in interesting times, princess.
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>>29184878
>satyr lives matter
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>>29184878
>"... how?"
"Heh, what, do you want the gritty details?! I don't know how exactly, but turns out you ponies are closer to humans than you thought!"
>"How?!"
"I don't know, magic?! Go ahead. Do it! Kill me. My children will live on."
>"HOW DID YOU MAKE BABIES WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A TAIL?!"
"... uh... what?"
>Anon proceeds to talk with Celestia
>Turns out, no one told her how procreation worked
>Rather, they gave het a "birds and the bees" talk, but with... tails?
>It also turns out Celestia is about the equivalent of a ten year old in alicorn age...
>And she thought your sexy times were killing ponies
>After a long talk about things you did not feel comfortable with, she eventually let you go
>Two weeks later, Celestia announced a new holiday; "Put the ding aling in the privatey day"
>Needless to say; many public officials blame you for corrupting their princess
>Guess Celestia was right after all
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>>29184934
kek
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>>29178974
Chist okay!
I wont litter again.
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>>29178974
Go ahead, Celestia. Kill me. Send me to hell for thousands of years like you did to many others. I don't care. I've already won.
It doesn't matter what you do to me, my message is already in everypony's heart and brain. Your time is over, princess. You've failed.
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"No, no no no! YOU HAVE FAILED!"
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Do you think I would have let you see my world if I hadn't already put my masterstroke into motion?
Ten thousand copies of Mein Kampf have been sent to every earth pony farming community in Equestria. I replaced "jews" with "unicorns" and will let them have at it.
Enjoy your future, sunbutt.
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