Would you date Trixie even if you knew she was a Russian spy?

>>29171481
Even better.

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>>29171485

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>>29171485
This guy knows what's up

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>>29171485

>>29171489
Look at it this way.
If you already knew this, you could take advantage.
Just imagine all the things she'd be obligated to do.
Like making some bomb ass food.

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>>29171481
I would the Trixie

>>29171481
No. I'd turn her in though.

>>29171499
Do you honestly truly think that a spy, especially a RUSSIAN spy, would buy your silence by dating you and making you good? You'd be dead before you could ask her out.

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>>29171504
Cowards and traitors will be shot!

>>29171510
The implication is that you're already dating and she doesn't know that you know, and in attempting to not draw suspicion, does whatever you want.

I'm not thinking realistically, I'm thinking about food because I'm baked.

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Trixie gives you this speech
https://youtu.be/nv2ONRJ9tMQ
What do?

>>29171519
>rape

>>29171481
Doesn't matter as long as she's a pony.

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>>29171481
"Hey Trixie, I'm making coffee you want some?"
>Poking her head up from behind the living room sofa you see her.
>"Don't think just because we're dating you can drop the "Great and Powerful"
>"And yes Trixie would enjoy a coffee"
"What are you doing behind-"
>"Silence! I've had enough of the questions"
"But"
>She goes back to whatever she's doing.
>This mare..

>Fixing up the drinks you head back in.
>Caramel latte, her favorite.
>You can see her hair and ears poking out from behind the sofa, cute
>And she's wearing headpones?
>You thought you could hear someone talking in the other room
>"мoe cyднo нa вoздyшнoй пoдyшкe пoлнo yгpeй"
>wtf.jpeg
"Uhh, trixie"
>"Gah!"
>She jumps up in recoil knocking over a vase and pulling the head phones from her head
>"Anon! What do you think you're doing just coming in here and intruding on the great and powerful Trixies private time!"

What do?

>>29171553
I understood that reference.

>>29171513
Hey fuck you, commie filth. USA USA USA

>>29171485
/thread

>>29171553
Defect to Russia is the only answer

>>29171573
I would defect to any country/adopt shitty ideology if I could get Trixie.

It's why the first nation to develop realistic waifu robots with AI indistinguishable from the real thing will rule the planet. Cap this.

>>29171568
>Privet Ahnon, you sleep on couch tonight

>>29172192
>Trixie puts on a strap-on
>"Trixie will fuck you like Russia will fuck America in next war"

>>29171481

>>29171481
>posting human
>on the PONY board

Saged, hidden, added to banlist, and published.

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Cyka blat

>>29172581
Stop.

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>>29171481
Yes.

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>>29171481
>Not being able to make her defect with the might of you American dick.

>>29171481
Jokes on her, I am also a Russian spy.

>>29173439
>the might of your american dick
This statement falls too short

>>29174239
Not when I grab her by the pussy.

>>29171481
Yes. Fuck this country.

>She will never hold you in her strong Soviet arms

>>29175747
Don't let the wall hit you in the ass on they way out.

>"Privjet Ahnon. I've come back to drink with you."
"For the last time Trixie, I'm not going to discuss communism with you."
>She grabs your hand. Before placing it on her tit.
>"Do you not like the Trixie, Ahnon?"
>At least she's trying to learn English.
>"You're a valuable asset to our cause."
>You take a smoke.
>It's now become a habit ever since Trixie started /dating/ you.
>She is a handful.
>She pins you down on the couch.
>"Tell me Ahnon. What ideals do you follow?"
>You wonder for a bit, before realizing it yourself.
"I was never really fond of any ideals, nor any country, I was always a criminal."
>She takes a sip of vodka.
"Can you really love someone who trades blood for money, Trixie?"
>She snuggles up close.
>"Whisper sweet nothings into my ear Ahnon."
>You lean in.
"Remember, no Russian."

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>>29172581

>>29171481

>>29176181
Makarov and Trixie when?

>>29171481
I can't believe NSA will get this low just to get some intel

>>29171513
KILL THE GERMAN, THIS IS YOUR MOTHER'S PRAYER.
KILL THE GERMAN, THIS IS THE CRY OF YOUR RUSSIAN EARTH.
DO NOT WAVER, DO NOT LET UP; KILL!
DEATH TO THE GERMAN INVADER!!!
My Nigga

>>29171481
i would cheeki in her breeki

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>>29171481
Russian spies aren't real. Go to bed, mainstream media.