Everyone get in here, it's New Year's.

>>29170622
"Yes Mister Johnson?"

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counting down until Trump starts Korea 2.0

>>29170792
This isn't your safespace. Hillary would be Hitler 2.0

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Heres to another fucking year,

I love all of you faggots
Dashiefag forever and always will be

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>>29170622
who else pussied out of the gun this year?

>>29170799
in which case i would be counting down to that instead.

>>29170622
Feels good to live in the only important time zone

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>>29170824

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>>29170622
pls use this one from now on thnx

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>>29170803
Not going to use a gun and give gun-grabbers more fuel. I'm going for an exit bag.

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>>29170831
Agreefully less disturbing.

>>29170837
Anon, I'd be sad if you died, mate. Give yourself an ambition. Don't die alone, die with honor.

>>29170837
I will drag you out of hell myself anon.

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I want to be Starlight Glimmer and have anons abuse me. I want to be tied up and have them fill me with their cum every day, while telling me what a worthless slut I am, and that I'm worst pony. I want to give birth to a little of foals, and have them slowly make me torture them. I want them to force me to eat them alive, then finish it with their cum. Then I want them to beat me senseless and burn my genitals so their daily rape is excruciating pain.

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>>29170846
You can only feel pain if you're alive, and death as far as I know entails the total cessation of all consciousness. Life is just so exhausting, you know?

>>29170846
>>29170851
I'm just a random anon, no reason for you to give a shit. It wouldn't be for a while anyway, I've still got some things to do first.

>>29170837
Thanks man, I think it's going to be easier just putting on a mask and going to sleep.

>>29170837
>>29170861
>Falling for the suicide meme
The only way to make it worse would be to if you wanted to fall off a bridge.

If you think this life sucks then imagine how terrible your afterlife is gonna be once Odin discovers you just gave up and alt-f4'd
If this life sucks, imagine how much worse it'll be when you realize you could've done more in your life and when the flying spaghetti monster deems you unworthy of spending eternity in someplace you'd actually be happy in.

>>29170851
Don't forget to bring him right the fuck back here before the new season starts. I promised I'm not spoon-feeding any more this [currentyear]

>>29170861
Life is a chance to mark the world of who you are, Death is nothingness, for you can't accomplish anything.

If you believe you have nothing to live for, that you've not accomplished anything, force yourself to do something incredible. "I can't" is a phrase that holds you back.

Then, and only then, can you appreciate life.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR, WOOO

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>>29170861

I'll never understand why people choose to literally kill themselves over metaphorically killing themselves via career change, moving, etc.

Quit your job, move to a new city, move to a new COUNTRY, join the army, rob a bank, steal a car, become a hitman, what the fuck is stopping you? You hate all your "friends"? Don't fukken tell 'em you're going. Worst case scenario is you off yourself later. We live in a huge wide world and the best you can think of is to put a bag over your head? Give me a break.

>>29170799
Trump will be Hitler 2.0 internet-wise. He and his assembled cabinet are anti-net neutrality and pro-TPP meaning 4chan will be shut down either due to excessive internet censorship or you won't be able to access it unless you buy their "Imageboard Package" just like how they make you buy a bunch of channels as part of a package just to get the channel you want and I don't think your moms/grandmas are willing to pay the extra cash just so you can come here and shitpost.

Happy n ew year faggots
May we get another year of drama, greentext, porn and more shit
AND SALT
SALT CAUSE 4CC

>>29171000
Living with Trump is not worth living

WOOO!!! FIRST FAPP OF 2017 WOOO!!!

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>>29170622
The year of 2017 is the year of the full cuckoldry