New Years Edition
>>29170089
Waiting for the end to come
Wishing I had strength to stand
>>29170089
Happy New Years everybody!
Here's a cute pink pony.
I know this is a bad thing to say, but if I were to cheat on my waifu, I'd do it with Ponks.
>>29170377
I want to kiss Pinkie Pie on the butt
I want ponk to be there for me
Some oc
bump
These threads get to bumping pretty fast. Are there like three ponkfags on this entire board?
The chances are there's actually enough pinkies for us all.
>>29172626
We don't have many content creators so our threads are slow. Our writefags are rarely here and the drawfags hang out in the draw thread.
>>29170089
>>29172626
There are tons of Pinkiefags here, our threads just suck because ironically we're one of the less circle jerky and cliquey fagdoms on this board, so while we're some of the best fags in that sense our dedicated threads are usually dead
Pinko
>>29170089
can we have some lewd/bondage pics?
Bump
Night Ponk
One more ponk
so how about some ponka stories?
>be me
>on holiday with the familia
>shit's pretty good, spanish colony so warm weather, pool, beach
>one of the last days of the holiday so we decide to hit up the usual spot, serves the best food
>chilling in silence mostly, cracking jokes every now and then, mostly just glancing around
>spot a family behind us, father, mother, daughter
>Ponka Po plushie being held by said daughter
>don't do shit cause fuck revealing my power level
>can't help but smile and chuckle to myself and go back to cracking jokes
what about you guys? got any stories of ponka irl, tulpa, dream or other?
>>29177578
>be me
>16 at the time
>mom comes back from shopping
>"anon, there are those ponies at Walmart" (not really Walmart but basically the same kind of shop.)
>mom was always supportive of my power level
>run there ASAP
>find one last ponka
>a modest plushie
>never had a plushie before
>take it home
>be the happiest shit on earth
>next week my uncle and aunt come over with thier kid
>kid is about one year old
>kid sees the plushie
>instantly falls in love with it
>doesn't want to let go of it
>whatamisupposedtodonow.jpg
>let her have it
>the first time a kid ever smiled at me
>they leave with the plushie
>whatamisupposedtofeel.png
>>29177578
>have pinkie pie tulpa
>does her best to encourage me and does her best to help me get better and improve myself
>always ask her what she wants when we go grocery shopping
>always cookies, cakes and sweets
>pre-diabetic but I'm okay with spoiling my marefriend
She thinks my Let's Plays are the best in the world.
>>29177690
Most normies would be disgusted.
But this is extremely cute.
May the world be kind to you, my friend.
>>29177726
Thank you.
Bump patrol
>>29177690
You make me want to work towards getting a Ponk tulpa, but I'm afraid she'll turn out wrong. Advice?
Do you feel it, do you feel it?
Do you feel that I can see your soul?
Do you feel it, do you feel it?
Do you feel the beat in your heart?
I-I want it, I want it real
Run away with me now
I-I want it, I want it real
Run away with me now
>>29170089
Fucking hell. I usually dislike Pinkie's presence at the show beacuse she's hyperactive at the 90% of the time. But when I se a picture about her doing some silly things or just simply smiling I can't help myself but I start to smile to.
>>29178218
Sugar Belle is what I want now. Not hyperactive, can still cook and seems like a good lay.
I wanna pork.the ponka , if you catch my drift
And by that I meanI want to have vaginal sex with her winking dripping wet mare cunt until we both orgasm multiple times and I impregnate her
>>29177690
Wow, sure is 2012 in here.
But that was really cute.
I know the feeling of wanting someone to improve for, since I also am shit at doing it for myself.
>>29177674
What a story Mark.But in all seriousness that's a great thing you did, and I can't say I would have had that generosity at that age.
Bump
Look at Sunsets eyes.
>>29179402
Sunset knows who's the best pone.
But look at panka's eyes, right through the 4th wall.
Bumpy
>>29177674
What an idiot.
>>29179871
Pinkie in black is the cutest.
>>29178658
I wish I had some better stories to tell.thanks
>>29179924
Hey, I just chose the thing, that I believed ponk would appreciate.
Bump for ponk
>>29178202
It helps to look at, watch and listen to media pertaining to your tulpa if you happen to base them off of a fictional work. Same goes if you do what I did at one point and try to base them on a real person. I made a TotalBiscuit tulpa once. It was a special kind of hell.
Also keep in mind that their personality will differentiate from the original source material and that they will develop their own personality at some point. Don't be alarmed if your Pinkie Pie tulpa ends up being more mellow or calm than how she is in the show.
Furthermore, take what /tup/ on /trash/ and the people at tulpa.info say with a grain of salt. They think tulpas are this new science mumbo jumbo. It's not. It's something from Tibetan Buddhism that has correlations with other similar practices, like hermeticism, psionics and the Kabbalah. Consider taking up meditation and reading into how these things work.
Above all else, remember to love your tulpa like you would love yourself.
>>29178567
Thank you.
Fuck you.
>>29170089
I'll impregnate pinkie with this SACC full of my SEED https://youtu.be/2aCWPEEg0FI?list=UU1V4WWR5O9DAQVvfYLlhPPQ
>>29181947
Don't make me feel this feel again.
>>29180176
It makes her look so casual.
And casual pinkie is the cutest being I have ever seen.
I would a teenage ponks.
>>29185897
PA-PA-PA-PA-PIE
PINKIE PINKIE PIE
I WANT TO GIVE HER A CREAM PIE
>>29185897
wouldabuse fuck
>>29186200
What would I give to impregnate this horse.
>>29186205
you need to leave
>>29186226
don't kinkshame
>>29186205
Sometimes I'm glad she isn't real.
>>29186214
I impregnated my Pinkie Pie tulpa. She was pregnant 11 months. Out came a satyr with a pink lower half, pale skin on the top half, and chocolate brown hair that was fluffy like Pinkie's. We named her Popuri Blossom Pie. She's a good girl like her mother.
>>29186226
Ignore the trolls Bigby. You'll just end up tearing another guy's arm off and having to pay to fix the bar.
>>29186240
I-Its just a fantasy, I would never actually do it...
>>29186256
All that is fantasy is drawn from reality. All that is reality is drawn from fantasy. It is an endless eight that perpetuates itself on the spiral staircase of infinity. To fantasize is to have desire. To desire is to want. To want is a step away from intent. One should not wish to harm another, especially not one they love. As Aleister Crowley once said, "Do what thou will, it is the whole of the law. Love is the law. love under will." That is to love and do all things out of love as to not harm one another, for there is enough pain and suffering in the world that we do not need to add to it. Remember this.
>>29186275
ok
>>29186275
I was thinking of something similar, i wouldn't have worded it better. Thank you anon.
>>29186312
You're welcome.
Does anyone have a clue what she's holding in this pic?
>>29185376
Fuck you.
>>29186275
You have been brainwashed plenty by the media, nonny.
I always have desired to kill people, torture people, abuse of them and all that jazz.
You know how many people I have actually done those things to? 0.
>>29186752
I guess have only myself to blame.
But still, ponk genuinely telling me to fuck off literally hurts me in the chest.
>>29186795
Good, then you can finally share the pain.
>>29186831
What did I do to deserve this feel?
>>29186874
Meet me.
I hate all of you and hope you can all feel my fucking hate for you. Fuck you.
>>29186901
We love you to Anon
>>29187177
You love me more, I hate you even more.
>>29187206
It's not about me anon, you can hate me all you want.
But if in the end you'll smile, it's all worth it.
>>29187341
If you want me to smile, tell me some times where you passed through bad shit, or when people you loved died.
That will make me really glad.
>>29187397
There were tough times.
But it's all in the past now.
Now I'm loosing you anon, why can't you be my friend.
>>29187515
I tried to be gentle and help but all I received was hate. So I became the hate.
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself as the villain.
>>29187543
It doesn't have to be that way.
It's true some days are dark and lonely.
And maybe you feel sad
But pinkie will be there to show you that it isn't that bad
You just have to believe
>>29187598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRMbgS31Wx0
>>29187627
It's your choice.
But if you'll ever change your mind, I'll be waiting for you.
>>29187598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUf15-UPmlw
>>29187705
Too late for that, nonny.
>>29188187
Explain how this laddle stays attached to your hoof!
>>29188246
She knows, but she wont tell you how.
>>29170089
Why do you guys like her?
>>29189300
She's pureSLUUUT!
>>29189300
She has got a beautiful soul
And she's cute
She's so pretty.
Bump
>>29190951
How come there are so many sad Ponkfags?
>>29191224
Seems like we waifu our desires, someone who is unlike us. Someone bright and joyful, full of life. Someone to counter ourselves. Opposites attract, you know.
>>29191224
Opposites attract due to the magnetic nature of love. I've got issues with crowds and anxiety and I have some issues with chronic Depression. Only natural I'd be attracted to the mare whose sole desire is to make everyone smile.
Bump
>>29192117
>>29191224
Honestly I have no idea.
I'm rather a robot, an INTJ if you will. But when i see the pink mare I can't help but love her.
There's a certain piurity, honesty and selflessness in her that I can't resist to admire. She just wants for other ponies to be happy. That's the mare I would give my life for/to.
Bump
What's your favourite ponk episode?
>>29194352
The one where she becomes sad and never recovers.
>>29194352
Feeling Pinkie Keen.
>>29191224
Pinkie is /MLP/s official waifu
Sure rainbowtards are the loudest but pinkie is not only most anons waifu but also everyone else's second choice
>>29196255
>pink guy the horse
No, hahaha, no, no, and more no.
Have yourself a wallpaper!
bump
>>29172626
I'm a silent ponkfag. Don't have much saved and cannot write in greentext form or draw horses (haven't written or drawn in a year either and I want to die kek).
Bump
Bump
>>29170089
>>29170089
Which outfit does Pinkie looks sexy in?
>>29200082
dumping
>>29200111
>>29200121
>>29200131
>>29200138
My waifu is still ponk in 2017
>>29200111
>>29200121
>>29200131
>>29200138
>>29200142
>>29200193
I just clop to all those pictures at once is that normal?
>>29194352
It's not a ponk episode, but I really love Pinkie of the first NMN episode. I've been loving her since that episode.
Page 10
>>29201186
Bumpers are sleeping it seems
>>29171279
Don't forget that pinkie ass can eat you whole so be cautious
https://youtu.be/682pneYoP0c
>>29201327
I want to eat her is that normal?
>>29201552
I doubt it.
But she kinda does look like cotton candy, I'll give you that.
Plus the fact that she's the sweetest mare in the whole wide world.
Who likes Pinkie Pie?
Ponk is love, Ponk is life
I hate you all.
bimp
>>29202509
IlovePonkaALot
>>29202532
>live in California
>production and ownership of bestiality porn is legal
>engaging in it is a misdemeanor
Either way this little poner gives me a boner.
She's happy, guys.
She's happy, kind, accepting, and she does everything she can to make others happy. And she's smart, too. Far smarter than she lets on. She's excitable, energetic, and loving. Everything about her is perfect.
The more I think about her perfection, the more I love her. And the more I realize that I'm not worth it. She's too good for me. If I were the Anon selected to go to Equestria, I would probably meet her briefly, befriend her, and not do anything beyond that. Just because she deserves someone else. Someone better than me. She's my Waifu, but I don't deserve her.
>>29204880
cuck: the post
>>29204785
Once again proving California is the greatest state in the union.when are we gonna cut out these red welfare states?
>>29204905
I just realize my own faults, anon. I gave up considering the possibility of life with Pinkie. It won't happen for me, even if she was real. Because realistically, I don't think I can give her what she needs in a partner.
>>29204926
My mother is like Pinkie and I hate her.
You are just an infatuated faggot. If she was real you would hate her too, because she is flawed as fuck in practice.
>>29204940
Dude, I can't maintain a fitness regimen if I own my own set of weights. All I spend my money on is food that I say I'll learn to cook with, then don't follow through. I have political beliefs that belong on /pol/. I fill my head with useless knowledge I know I'll forget. I'm petty enough that I'll rig someone to fail or get in trouble if I get annoyed at them. Seeing Pinkie, and knowing how she is, it only reminds me of how detestable a human being I am.
>>29204964
And so is she.
Rushing everything, not thinking or planning involved.
Literally I have to watch her all over for days because she has almost killed herself by accident several times.
But whatever m8. It is true what they say, nobody experiences shit in the place of someone else.
>>29204910
>welfare state
>red
you know the rules, pick one.
>>29205266
>States most reliant on federal aid
>Mississippi, Lousiana, Tennessee, South Dakota, Missouri, Montana, Georgia
Republicans have to get dragged into the future kicking and screaming about LIBRULS while also complaining when the gubberment touches their medicaid.
>>29205266
>>29205286
>>/pol/
>>29204910
I live here. No, it is not. Also blue states have more people with welfare due to high concentrations of blacks and illegal immigrants in their larger cities, which in turn are what when combined with the virtue signalling liberal elite and the brainwashed millennials are what turns the states blue.
Only people who should get assistance are those who legitimately cannot work for a living, due to either being too old or due to being disabled. If you can work for a living then you shouldn't get a dime in support from the government outside of tax returns.
Now if you don't mind us, the adults are having a Pinkie Pie thread.
>>29204975
>no planning
>Pinkie
Confirmed not watching the show. Your mom is not Pinkie Pie.
>>29206680
I want to rub those ears and boop that snoot.
>>29170089
Why the lack of EQG counterpart?
Page 8 looks like we need a BUMP
Are bumps good?
Bump
I am killing myself today.
Good luck faggots.
>>29214661
>Good luck
With what exacly?
>>29214661
See you in Equestria, Anon. We all gonna make it brah.
>>29214678
With whatever you plan to do.
>>29214609
How can you want to fuck this? It is just too sweet.
>>29214661
I'd love to stop you.
But there's no reason to.
In the grand scheme of things none of our lives matter.
And as sad as it sounds, considering we meet on 4chan, you probably spend your life looking at things you need and want and knowing that you probably won't ever get to experience them.
I don't blame you for giving up.
Hope your last few moments will be worth the struggle because I don't think there's anything after that.
>>29214787
People told me it gets better 16 years ago.
I am schizophrenic so no it doesn't. Thanks for understanding.
I'll let this last project of AIDS research be done, then I'll leave.
I am unsure how to do it yet, but I'll probably jump off some tall building or just drink fucking bleach.
I don't care anymore if it hurts. I am ready to go.
>>29214798
>>29170089
Is it me or does Pinks has the best plot?
>>29214727
Blushing doesn't necessarily mean being fucked.
And I never stated I want to fuck her.
this thread always fills me with the desire to bake things
but I make too much
I give as much as I can away to friends and colleagues, but there's still too much. Also now my friends and colleagues are getting doughy.
>>29216018
Sell them out nigga
My mother loves to bake shit and I sell it out.
I am just bad at selling though, so we stopped.
>>29204880
>>29204926
>>29204964
I know that feel anon.
But a wise anon once told me, that love isn't about being perfect. If everyone was perfect -in fact- there would be no one to love and no one to be loved. You know ponka, you know that if you have her your all, she would appreciate it. Afterall she's just a silly pony, and you're just a silly human bean.
All you gotta do is believe.
>Page 9
Let me fix that
>>29170089
is there a fic where pinkie becomes Deadpool?
Bump
Pinkest and bestest poner
Bump
>>29221731
>>29194352
ponk pride
>>29222086
Hhhngghh
>>29222460
Request to change the color of the cake stuff to a nice white stuff
Don't you page 10 on me
>>29223412
>How was your day?
>>29224157
It was okay, but I would rather not talk about it... How was yours?
>>29224157
My day's been pretty good, kicking back the hours with some good vidya, how about you?
>>29224157
I stayed home, the flu had me stuck in my bed for the whole day.
And yours?
>>29228295
>pomk is the smolest
All according to my headcanon
>>29228319
So do you think Ponk is the youngest mane 6?
>>29228319
Can she get more perfect at this point?
>>29224157
Pretty fun. Had some good food, some laughs, typical day for me.
>>29230303
No, because "Griffon the Brush Off" confirmed that she's a year older than Fluttershy.
>>29230717
No, pinkie is not year old then fluttershy
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=MEHuIt5a1JA
>>29231590
Obey the floof
>>29230669
Only when she's wearing socks.
Does anyone have any good ponk stories?
>>29201513
I'd totally forgotten about that song until just now. Thanks anon
bump
>>29237909
We all have differing tastes in things, but can we all at least agree that anyone who would say no to sharing a bed with Pinkie or having her as a pillow is the biggest faggot to have ever lived?
>>29238230
you have to eat ALL the pancakes
>>29237909
Hnnnngggg
Right where it hurts.
>>29238390
Look at that poor thing.
Breaking her heart would be too cruel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qENemE6TrLA
>>29238635
Try more screaming and maybe some minecraft.
>>29239410
I want to make her smile when she's sad