Do your parents know they have a degenerate for a son?

>>29165836
Mrs OP, little johnny is using the family pc to shitpost again.

Nice thumbnail, faggot

>at family Christmas dinner
>dad read my FoE book
>someone brings up animals with guns
"Well ponies can shoot guns apparently, right Anon?"
>Fuck
>dad discusses the book
"Oh yeah, it's violent, and not like little girly stuff..."
>OK not bad...
"There's even sex scenes"
>OH MY FUCKIN, WHY!
I almost spit out my drink. Someone kill me.

>>29165836
Yeah. They're cool with it.

>>29165836
Yes, in the sense that I like colored horses. No in the sense they don't think I fap to them, and have all sorts of other porn addictions/fetishes. They just think I'm a loser NEET who can't get a gf, which isn't wrong really.

>>29165836
They are aware, but dont want to admit it.

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>>29165854
>I.let my.dad read my fanfiction
Are you retarded?

>>29165866
> being a.neet

>>29165934
Dumb frogposter.

>>29165934
Stop phoneposting, frogposter.

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>>29165854
"Sorry Dad, wrong book. Try this one instead."

>>29165854
Serves you right, retard. Even if this never happened.

>>29165854

Have you asked if your father liked it?

>>29165934
dumb satan worshipper

>>29165836
my father doesn't know anything about me so he couldn't care less
as for my mother, she's dead so she cares even less

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>>29165836
Yes. In great detail.

>>29165854
I'd like to know what happened next anon. Explain how you managed to not spill spaggheti

>>29165836

>>29165836
No, they think I'm a puritan.

You think I'm kidding, but I'm not.

>>29165836
My whole family is bronies
First I was a brony, they said lol son why you watch that, why you pone pone?
I said lol mother father come sit let us view together the pone pone
Next thing you know my family is bronies too, we all bronies in one home and we all pone pone when we watch the pone and when we go on the car trips we all sing the "winter wrap up winter wrap up!" and the "get up get down if youre gonna come around!" and were known to others as the ponyngtons lol, its quite funny when we see our neighbor as we walk down the street singing out happy song and with ranbow dash hats on they say "lol oh lord, there go those ponyngtons!" and we all have a good laugh

>>29165836
I'm Batman.

>>29170320
so their dead?

>>29165836
They know I love ponies, but they like them too. Our whole family enjoys the show.

>>29165836
I know they're disappointed in me, but it's for different reasons.

>>29165854
Greetings from the /ss/ thread, guy.

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>>29165854
>sex scenes
chapter?/page?

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>>29165854
Get a camera, and record his reaction to this. Or just a microphone, I need to hear what he says about this with my own ears.

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>>29165836
My mother found my pony merch and had a go at me over it. I told her to get the fuck out of my house.

>>29165836
Unlike these newfags, I know how to hide my powerlevel.

>>29171376
>hiding ones powerlevel
What kind of grown man is scared of big bullies making fun of him
I bet you also hide your N*Sync cds too when the brahhhhs come over too huh

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>>29165836
>dad left my mom years ago
>living with a huge house with farm
>take care of everything by myself
>work and study meanwhile

My parents as well as my sister knows, but they don't give really a fuck. And if they did, I could just throw them off my house

>>29171395
Hiding your powerlevel isn't out of fear, but out of respect of not shoving your obsessions in front of everyone's faces. You autistic brony faggot.

>>29165836
>parents are lefty faggots who tolerate me for my degeneracy
I don't deserve this.

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if one day, my internet friends brings up mlp, I will gladly discuss/mourn it with them
but until then, expressing yourself with mlp avatars online, and merchandise irl automatically excludes you from conversation rights with any and all outsiders.
Nobody wants to talk to a fat ass with a "spitfire" or "DJ-Pon3" shirt with a large jpg of a pony stretched tightly around their one-pack who is also wearing cargo shorts and any hat

I treat mlp like porn because I value the respect of my few friends and family. I will take all involvement to my grave and its not conversation worthy with most people.

>>29165836
Do your parents know you watch snuff films like a creepy sadist freak?

>>29170151
dude nice post have an upboat :pppp XD

>>29165836
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!

>>29171537
not sure id want to be friends with anyone that closed-minded anyway.

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>>29165836
My parents know that I like the show, but they have no idea how far down the rabbit hole goes.

>>29165836
Yup, my dad calls me a pedophile all the time :^)

Yeah. My mother always asks me if Im still into those horsies.

>>29171537
>I mlp like porn
so, do you also immediately close the window whenever your parents walk in?

>>29176668
whoops meant to type treat in there, what a faggot i am

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>>29165836
Yeah, my parents know. They teased me a couple times by singing a MLP commercial theme from the 80s, but they don't really care. I recently started going through the show again with my two youngest brothers, and they asked for pone plushies for Christmas.

They got a big Rainbow Dash and a medium Pinkie Pie.

>>29175384
this all they know is that I like the show and have a few plushies

>>29165836
Fuck no, my family thinks I'm the manliest dude on the planet, I even look it (thanks /fit/).
They have no idea I watch MLP, collect MLP merchandise, read MLP fan-fiction or attend MLP conventions.

>>29165836
Family and most friends don't know shit. I'll keep my degeneracy on the internet.

>>29165836
Fuck no, are you shitting me? The only time they ever got a hint of it was way back during S1 when I was watching Fall Weather Friends. My brother walked in on it and blabbed, and I told them I was "just checking the hype about it". I pretended to totally disavow it from that day on for fear of the teasing.

>>29165836
"Hey! as long as you aren't gay. Or furry."

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>>29165836
As long as I stay in college my parents couldn't give less of a shit about what I do.

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>>29165836
no, but i know i have a degenerate for a father.

and i dont care.

>>29165836
fucking right they do

>>29166569
sex scenes are at least at the chapter 7.
yes, i read at least half of FoE

>>29165836
my parents do not have a son

Oh, yeah. They even know I fap to the little ponies. I have a couple plushes and that 4cup scarf. They really couldn't give less of a shit about anything I do. It's great.

>>29171415

On the flip side. If you show an interest in something everyone assumes you are obsessed with it and can't comprehend that you only find it amusing.

>>29170151
Go on...

>>29165836
Thankfully not. I still need their money for university.
They didn't notice my seven years of crippling depression, so they won't notice that either.

>>29165836
Nope they don't know because I'm Spiderman my parents and my uncle are dead

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>>29165836
tfw you're a degenerate even without MLP

tfw no one knows and think I'm a fairly normal christian

>>29165836
>tfw don't believe in degenercy
>tfw happy to let other people live their lives as long as they live mine
Being libertarian master race feels pretty fucking good

>>29165836
No cuz my parents are dead and I've taken the cowl of the night to avenge my parents death from evil, corruption and decay.

>>29165854
Kill yourself you autistic shithead. You deserve to die you fucking waste of skin.

>>29165836
Nah.

Even if she did she's too busy sucking dick for drugs to care.