Do you think she ever just has extreme cravings for the D?

>>29165096
Those are some of my favorite fanfics.

>>29165096
She's too big for most stallions. I bet she has a secret pleasure squad hidden amongst the guards.

>>29165096
My headcanon, since you asked:

Due to her greatly prolonged life, she doesn't experience estrus the way other mares do. She goes into heat once every thirty years or so.

But when she does, you'd better batten down the hatches and hide all the stallions, because it hits her like a freight train.

It also lasts her about two weeks, during which she is utterly insatiable.

Know you know why there are so many royal guards about for a nation which is at peace with all of its neighbors, under the protection of a benevolent goddess.

They serve as a buffer to protect the rest of the populace from her royal highness's urges.

She's really old

>>29165096
Not as extreme as yours, OP.

Fucking faggot.

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>>29165355
Classic

>>29165355
Dayum.
With dubs and everything.

>>29165230
you literally could have just said the royal guard double as her harem; herd.

i always wondered if she had menopause
...assuming that ponies have such things

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>>29165355
I'm not OP, but I do have intense cravings for Celestia's marecock. (I'm straight btw)

>>29167117
Yeah, but it was more fun my way.

>>29165096

Bump a shit thread for Jesus