>You will never do butt stuff with her while she wears a sweater

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>>29164228
>Just put things in my butt anon

>>29164228
the coziest pone

imagine coming over to her place, she's been in bed depressed all day and you just slide in and spoon, later she buries her head in your chest and you run your fingers through her hair

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>>29165362
Pic related occurs

>>29165382
we now have two moondancer threads up, this is great

is moondancer ashamed of her poor hygiene? it would seem not, so she probably wouldn't have the usual insecurities around anal.

think she'd let you go back and forth between her pussy and asshole?

>>29165428
She strikes me as the kind of girl who would probably make some effort to clean herself up before hand, and if not that just means a comfy shower together before you fuck her brains out

>>29165448
I always figured she would if she got the feeling you wanted her to, or as a courtesy if you were going to eat her out. otherwise I figured she'd like it spontaneous and dirty

>>29165488
Oh yeah if it were spontaneous, you're gonna deal with some wookie pussy and potential shit dick, but she'd probably been dreaming of that moment happening for years and has everything (from the lingerie she'll wear, to the music she'll put on) planned out - and she'll still have a mini panic attack that you have to hug her through. That's what makes her the cutiest spagootiest waifu

>>29165517
for some weird reason I've never thought about first time stuff with moonie. I always thought of her as a comfy roommate or friend who you have a casual relationship with and eventually move to a girlfriend.

hugging and being supportive with moondancer would be the best though

this sounds way too much like creepy "nice guy" shit

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>>29165758
>TFW her first time would probably be with some Chad Thundercock who she thought loved her, and then never calls her again.
>TFW two weeks later the doctors tell her it's chlamydia

>>29165784
that's actually how my wife's mom's first marriage ended, except with gonorrhea. my wife was from marriage #2

>butt stuff

I'm fine without shitdick, thanks

>>29164228
>no hooves
Good riddance.

>>29166869
>Not making the girl douche herself beforehand
It's like you don't want a comfy time anon

>>29166869
spoken like a true stupid fuck who's never done anal

>>29166946
It's not that I've never done Anal. My penis is just too small for them to notice it's happening

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>>29165382
No. >Pic related occurs

>>29166903
You know, a vagina serves the purpose just fine, and you don't have to clean it out and excessively lube it up everytime you want to use it

>>29166946
You're saying that there ISN'T shit in the anal cavity that will cover your dick? Seems like it's you who's the stupid fuck who has never done anal

Just admit you're into scat and be honest with yourself

>>29165758
>this sounds way too much like creepy "nice guy" shit
Maybe you should stop being insecure.

>>29164228
You will never make me stop believing.

>>29164228
You will never do butt stuff with her sweater

>>29164228
That's why i bash her head against the wall.

>>29165784
Oi, JockAnon is a good guy!

>>29167176
JECK RETURNS

>>29167176
You're a lewd girl, Moonie

>>29167262
of course it's there. it doesn't get all over your dick though. I've done a lot of anal and rarely does that happen. usually you can't see or smell anything. the few times it has the girl was either sick, I was wearing a condom, or it was thanksgiving.

now no more talk of this. this is a comfy thread for the best waifu and you're ruining it with your poop talk.

>>29167176
moonie being completely naive about sex but horny as hell

>>29167176
Dude, Im trying to enjoy some new years eve family time and I can't if your suggestions give me a raging boner.

>>29169510
Would you? For 500 shekels?

>>29169540
wasn't that a green

>>29164228
Butts are gross

>>29169797
actually does anyone here have links to any of the good moonie greens

>>29169510
>moonie being weirdly well informed but with some weird ideas about sex because of her obsessive reading of weird blogs.

>>29169894
moonie asking anon to pee his cum into her butt instead so she doesn't get pregnant, or trying to give anon a "blow job" by blowing on his dick

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>Tell me Anon, does this sweater make my butt look big?

>>29169834
http://pastebin.com/1Sg9YwBC

Only one I know
Here's Twilight
http://pastebin.com/sY0PNnzz

Anyone have the third part?

>>29164228

>>29169834
A list of finished greens:
https://pastebin.com/BwREVXqu

Moondancer and Jock anon (large amounts of butt stuff) (in progress):
https://pastebin.com/dqm9Bvu3

Dancing with the Moonlight (comfy high school Moonie x anon) (in ptorgress):
http://pastebin.com/W95D8fhQ

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>>29164228
The sweater isn't 100% necessary but s-she'll still wear it for the foot stuff right? Also, unrelated do not click spoiler. Cannot unsee.

>>29164228
>while she wears a sweater
>that itchy ass looking sweater
i would of asked her to take it off

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>>29171313
Are you gay, son?

>>29171313
It probably not only itches but smells terrible too, she definitely has to leave it on.

up

>>29171022
ty my man

>>29170494
also ty

>>29170447
does this picture remind anyone else of evangelion

>>29171365
imagine moonie trusting you so much she allows you to wash her sweater

>>29172091
>washing the sweater
Next you'll say we should shower with her

>>29172551
Showering with Moonie is fun times but you never wash her sweater

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>>29172551
>Moonie's Sweater shrinks in the wash
"Anon! You unfathomable clod! That was my only sweater! I don't have anything else to wear, but this shirt in my closet!

>>29164228
You wanna bet?

I really like moondancer but can't stand all this talk of her having poor hygiene. She's smart, she was just depressed. I like to imagine dating would help her get out of her funk and deal with her "funk".

>>29173162
That's always been my opinion - although I think the bad hygiene might be more of a habit - I think she'd hit a happy median between clean and stanky, once she was getting a regular dicking

>>29172745
you'd have to gingerly and lovingly hand wash it. you could do it together for the first time.

>>29173424
>taking Moonie lovingly from behind while you're both bent over the bathtub washing her sweater

>>29170447
Moondancer if you don't pilot this robot I won't love you anymore.