If you had to take care of Diamond Tiara for an entire week,

>>29156287
>rape

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>>29156287
I'd start be teaching her of the true kings of Egypt.

>>29156287
taking her to a play, board games, sing songs together, playing sports, going to a place and just eating the food while listening to her talk about her day. Things the young people usually like to do.It's not that hard.

>>29156287
I'd be trying too hard to resist her attempts to seduce me.
But ultimately I would fail

>>29156287
I'd take her shopping. I would be spending her dad's money, so it wouldn't really cost me a thing, but would make her feel favorably towards me. When we got home, I would kiss her softly on the lips after wishing her a good night.

This is all it takes. Pay the fuck attention.

>>29156287
Go shopping with her. I'm pretty good when it comes to fashion and clothes.
>>29156410
Kek'd hard

>>29156287
>rape

>>29156287
Lock her in her room and forget about her.

>>29156287
Now that she's not a bitch, pretty much anything she's game for.

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>>29156287
Teach her the fundamentals of Free and Open Source Software (FOSS), why it is necessary, and the dangers of proprietary software and what would happen if a society becomes based around it.

>>29156287
Would she like snuggles as much as the Crusaders would?

>>29156287
Hide the sausage

>>29156655
She's deny it at first (especially if there are witnesses) but when you stop she'd pout and mumble about wanting more.

>>29156287
You know, I kinda realized Crusaders of The Lost Mark would have worked even if the episode was about Diamond Tiara to discover her true self. I think a talent able to see other ponies abilities fits more to her than CMC.

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>>29156287
>implying wouldn't be her that choose what to do with you

I would sleep with her

>>29156287

>rape

>>29156287
I would spend a week convincing her that Apple Bloom and co deceived her and were laughing at her and the best way to get back at her mothers was to return to being the glorious hellbitch she was before her rubbish redemption. As a clincher, I'd also point our her chances of future episodes were pretty much zero unless she returned to aforementioned hellbitch and regaining some kind of personality.

Right in the butthole

>>29156287

>Dawn of the 1st day
>You arrive at ponyville's richest familly's house at an early hour. You haven't managed to find and keep any job since you arrived in Equestria, so you want to make sure you're flawless on this one.
>Filthy Rich offered you a job as Diamond Tiara's "keeper", with a one-week trial period to make sure you're cut for it.

>You knock on the door and as it opens, you look down to see the pink filly loking up at you.
"Good morning. I came to start my job as your Nanny, if you will. Is your father or your mother here?"
>"Lemme stop you right there, Anon'. My parents are gone for the week and you're not my Nanny, you're my servant for the time being. If you do things the way I want then I'll tell my dad to keep you."
>You're not really surprised. According to the town's kids, Diamond Tiara is a very prissy little girl.
>She walks back inside and you follow her. You don't really have a choice other than do what she says. You need to pay your rent and to buy food, so any job would do. Besides, what could a little girl possibly do to you?"

>"Now take those stupid rags you call clothes. I refuse to have anything making this house dirty and your presence is already too much."
>You're kind of annoyed but you oblige, taking everything off except your pair of boxers.
"I'm not going to be completely naked, it'd be kind of... Inappropriate, wouldn't it?"
>Diamond Tiara looks back at you. Since you were following her, she's looking over her shoulder and you have a fairly good view of her rump, which she doesn't seem to bother hiding with her tail. God that's a really cute filly.
>"Now why would it be like that? You know we ponies don't wear much clothes, right?"
>By the Sun, she's playing the innocent girl now.

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Why is this allowed?

>>29156287
Something like what Ingress did with Silver Spoon. Damn shame there's no update though.

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>>29157753
I beg you... please please more

>>29156287
Fun box oh fun box small and square and dark fun box oh fun box check out these cool fun locks!

>>29156287

Staring contests
Have her watch me play videogames
Swim in her family's vault of coins and jewels

>>29157753

>You follow Diamond Tiara to the living room.
>"Make sure to not mess anything up. My parents are very proud of their decorations."
>While looking around, you see the usual rich folks furnitures, beautiful wood table, very large sofa, huge television screen...
>You also come across a couple pictures of the family, one of them displaying a tiny pink filly that was just born.
>You pick the photography up and look at it closer.
"Hehe, you were a cute baby."
>Diamond Tiara takes the picture out of your hands and puts it back where it was.
>"Don't touch my picture with your filthy ape hands. Don't you know what not to touch in somepony else's house?"

>You sit down on the sofa and look around.
"So, what do you expect me to do exactly?"
>Diamond Tiara walks over to the television and pulls some sort of drawer open, revealing a very recent video-game station, known to ponies as the Game-Center.
>As she's leaning in to grab the controllers in the drawer, you get another quick view of her plot. You notice how cute her little plot is and how tightly her folds are sticking together.
>This will make any stallion happy.

"Hey, I didn't know you played video-games. I do, too."
>D.T comes back to the sofa and sits there, tossing a controller on your lap.
>"Well then you'll play with me. For once I'll have a playmate. Silver Spoon is just too bad at games."
>She's holding her controller in a rather peculiar way. But you then notice that YOU are holding it wrong, becauser it was meant for hooves and not hands.
>After a bit of struggling you finally get it right. It's weird but having fingers and thumbs makes everything possible.
>You're also surprised to see how much this one filly seems to enjoy video-games despite her education.
>"Winner gives loser a dare."
>Oh, it's on.

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>>29156307
>The one true king of Egypt

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>>29156287
is rape a fun activity?

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>>29157568

>>29158269
Who's tooth is that next to S.S?

>>29158281
Anon's.
He tried to protest and bitch got smacked.

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>>29158189
>>"Winner gives loser a dare."
I love this shit.

>>29158189

>Diamond Tiara turns the console and TV on, launching the well-known game Hyper Smack Siblings.
>You've played a similar game when you were still in the human world, so you're quickly getting the hand of it.
>As the first game goes on, you display your skill with Hard Reptile and win it.

>Diamond Tiara lets a loud grunt out.
"So what will I dare you to do?"
>You play with your controller and as you're starting to come up with an idea...
>"Best of 3!"
>Funny, but you expected that.
>As the second game goes on, you start to think.
>What if Diamond Tiara expects you to let her win, otherwise she'll tell her father to fire you?
>You assume she'd have said so right away, but all this distraction gets you to lose that match.

>"HAH! In your FACE, Anon'! No ape will beat me in MY house!"
>You're tempted to remind her that she owns nothing and introduce her to the basic principles of Nihilism, but you simply shrug it off and pick your secret weapon.
>The last match begins and you quickly proceed to obliterate her 5 lives with Konkey Dong.
>You put your controller down and look at her.
"Do I have your word you'll do my dare?"
>The filly looks up at you with an annoyed look in her eyes and grunts.
>"Fine! I'm a pony of my word! What are you going to have me do, you monkey?"
>A sly grin spreads across your face as you finally come up with your evil plan to teach this girl some humility.

>>29156287

There's been like 3-4 lewd fics written about this exact scenario god damn it.

We don't need more

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>>29158988
Incoming >rape

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>>29159017
WHERE?

cocaine

>>29159020

Sorry if I take time between posts. I'm just doing random things and writing when I'm in between two games or something.

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>>29159081
My man this is one of the greens I'm willing to wait for. You're a pretty damn good writer

>>29159119

I'm not that much of a writer, I'm mostly a roleplayer. I guess it helps, in a way.

>>29159262
same, but those are usually the best greens imo

>>29156287
Talk about philosophy.

>>29156287
talk about econmics

>>29158988
>Not destroying her with Lieutenant Robin

>>29156287
locking her in the basement and getting high