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Equestrian Dungeon: Snow Edition

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Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.

Version: 2.6
Recent updates: Buffs added to milestone floors.

For new players: Post the nearest three items to your LEFT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
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SPAWN IN
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This weekend's schedule:

-Thursday: Full steam ahead! No stoppage for the remainder of the evening.

-Friday: At least two dead periods, each lasting for roughly three hours. Expect slow service.

-Saturday: Full steam ahead! No stoppage today!

-Sunday: Welcome to 2017! No dead periods today, but this thread will cease service sometime mid-afternoon on Sunday the 1st.

The next thread will go live on the evening of Thursday, January 5th.
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>>29154583
Spawn in
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>>29154583
>>29154624
woops wrong trip
continue 2 slep
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>>29154583
OH FUCK! Wake up.
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>>29154597
>Jack Frost continues to exist.

>>29154624
>>29154636
>Useless continues to sleep.

>>29154627
>Andrew returns to the land of the living...?

>>29154640
>Kars wakes up.
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>>29154647
sleep
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>>29154647
Look for a boss to fucking punch in the face.
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>>29154647
Find Jack
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>>29154661
>Useless continues to sleep...

>>29154665
>Jack Frost notices the light is still missing. Wonder where it went?

>>29154679
>Kars has successfully located Jack Frost.
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>>29154686
[napping intensifies]
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>>29154686
...
Boop the Glam (Kars, her nickname is Glam because memes) before trying to find any sign of the light previously here.
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>>29154686
Scrunch, then look at my pathway options.
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>>29154686
Head over to where jack is
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>>29154686
Stick with Jack.
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>>29154701
>Useless continues to sleep...

>>29154711
>Jack Frost boops the Sham.

>>29154718
>Kars finds no place to go from here.

>>29154730
>Andrew is following Jack Frost...

>>29154738
>Suitcase is following Jack Frost...
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>>29154754
...
I guess walk north?
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>>29154754
Stay sleeping
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>>29154754
Keep following Jack Frost
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>>29154761
>Jack Frost walks north, right into a boulder.

>>29154763
>Useless continues to sleep...

>>29154772
>Andrew continues to follow Jack Frost.

Suddenly, Andrew notices yellow eyes watching him from the ceiling.
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>>29154754
Spawn in
/stats
/inv
/tldr
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>>29154786
Follow Jack
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>>29154786
Wave at the yellow eyes while following Jack
"Well hello there friendos! How are you doing?"
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>>29154800
"..."
>>29154786
Look at what Andrew is waving at.
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>>29154786
Sleep and regret my poor decisions
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>>29154786
Just stare at the floor.
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>>29154791
/stats
Legend: Lv / Name / FRS / EXP / ATK / DEF / SPD / Skills / Badge / Equipment / Times KO'd
29 / Jack Frost / 2 / 10842 / 90 / 131 / 68 / Sa Ha Pa s^A d^A,O Ea Eb Po Hb Eg Ra Hg / Minuette / Frostfang, Power Bracelet, Metal Wig / 5
18 / Suitcase / 1 / 4476 / 87 / 51 / 43 / Ac Sc Oc Hc Vc Rc Gc / Scootaloo / Royal Spontoon
Vest, TNoLM, Wooden Vest / 3
10 / Mikrokek / 1 / 1579 / 39 / 60 / 27 / Ha Sa Pa Sb Hb / None / Large Screwdriver, Interstate Sign, Blue Bandana, Card Armor / 0
18 / Krono / 0 / 4450 / 65 / 54 /75 / H3 R2 T2 / Mrs. Cake / Bat-tle Axe, Exoskeleton, B.M. Pendant / 6
16 / Ember / 1 / 3721 / 48 / 8 / 60 / Ac Sc Oc Hc Vc Rc / Discord / SP/TW mk.II, Leather Jacket, Cat-ear Headband, Hoof Mittens / 1
16 / Useless / 1 / 3525 / 66 / 46 / 39 / Ac Sc Oc Hc Vc / None / Bronze Gauntlet, Battered Helmet / 6
9 / The 2.5th Manhorse / 0 / 1271 / 22 / 49 / 17 / Ha Ova Ya Sva / Gilda / Iron Armor / 0
7 / Ruin / 1 / 781 / 28 / 26 / 18 / Sa O^a Ra / Sweetie Belle / "The D", Offensive Patch / 0
15 / Kars / 1 / 3053 / 73 / 42 / 31 / Ac Sc Oc Hc Vc Rc / None / Silver Chariot, Crystal Bracelet, Stoneguard Leggings / 4
2 / Boxpone / 1 / 80 / 17 / 12 / 11 / Pa / None / Scrap Knife, Wooden Crate / 0
1 / Theoretical Horse / 1 / 0 / 10 / 10 / 10 / None / Nothing / 0
1 / Skald / 1 / 28 / 18 / 10 / 10 / None / Sword / 0
/inv: http://pastebin.com/BiJ2ZYpE

>>29154793
>Kars continues to follow Jack Frost.

>>29154800
>Andrew speaks to the being above. After he ceases, the figure drops from the ceiling, shaking the ground, then does a backflip behind the now silent party. Its yellow, trapezoid-shaped yellow eyes and glint of a metallic substance are all that is seen.

>>29154806
>Jack Frost watches on.

>>29154807
>Useless is sleeping right now...

>>29154839
>Suitcase stares at the floor.
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>>29154852
sleep until oblivion ends all
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>>29154852
Pull out the Frostfang.
"Speak, you fiend!"
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>>29154852
Be slightly nervous poner
"I guess you don't speak. Well then, I bid you adieu."
CONTINUE NORTH FOR FUCKS SAKE
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>>29154852
Ready Silver Chariot.
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>>29154852
Stare at the ground.
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>>29154852
Did I mention its eyes were yellow?

>>29154872
>Useless continues to sleep...

>>29154874
>Jack Frost readies his Frostfang.
"I used to be an adventurer like you..."

>>29154877
>Andrew can't get past that boulder.

>>29154881
>Kars readies her Silver Chariot.

>>29154897
>Suitcase continues to stare at the floor.
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>>29154904
Snooze while the world burns
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>>29154904
Keep my guard up.
"If you say "Then I took an arrow to the knee", I will Super Spin your eyes out."
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>>29154904
Keep readying/guarding
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>>29154904
Stop being a stone pone and join up with Jack and Kars with my axe at the ready.
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>>29154904
Turn around and watch Jack
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>>29154913
>Useless is probably in a coma.

>>29154922
>Jack Frost replies while continuing to hold his guard.
"Long ago, I traversed these walls."

>>29154943
>Kars continues to guard...

>>29154945
>Krono drops in from nowhere and begins to guard.

>>29154954
>Andrew is watching Jack Frost, but can't help noticing that the yellow eyes of the subject in question glow as it speaks.
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>>29154963
coma patient useless
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>>29154963
Throw the super shotgun at this mysterious figure
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>>29154963
"Are you just gonna monologue or something?"
Partially put down my guard in immediate boredom from the situation.
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>>29154963
Keep my guard up.
"Make it quick."
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>>29154991
>Useless might be lifeless.

>>29154993
>Kars threw the Super Shotgun at the figure. It quickly stepped to the right, dodging the projectile.

>>29154994
>Krono partially puts down his guard.

>>29154997
>Jack Frost keeps his guard up.

"My name is Spade."
"Prepare for execution."

5(?) AnonPones vs. "Spade"
(No images for this fight)
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>>29155031
APPLEBUCK SPADE
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>>29155031
"Eh, whatever."
Cast "Defense Up Omega" on Kars, Krono, and Andrew
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>>29155031
Turn around and figure out what we're fighting.
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>>29155031
Check for signs of life or intelligence
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>>29155031
"Good."
Chop at Spade's knees.
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Spade is charging his next attack!

>>29155064
>Krono attacked Spade with a chop directly from the Bat-tle Axe! The sound of clanking metal bounces all around these earthly walls. (4 dmg)

>>29155042
>Jack Frost cast Defense Up Omega on Kars, Krono, and Andrew!
Kars's DEF rose by 7!
Krono's DEF rose by 10!
Andrew's DEF rose by 8!

>>29155046
>Suitcase takes some time to analyze what's going on.
This enemy seems mechanical... But is it truly oil and steel?

>>29155037
>Andrew attacked Spade with a good old Applebuck! That didn't really work in his favor. (1 dmg)

>>29155048
>Useless is still alive.
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>>29155143
Applebuck Spade!
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>>29155143
Revolutionary Chain this new foe
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>>29155143
wew, that's a relief
wakeup and look around
(pray that I'm with friends)
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>>29155143
/spells
Attack Spade with an overhead swing.
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>>29155143
Take the time to study the target/boss before leaping into combat.
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>>29155143
Cast levitation alpha on a Ballbreaker and smash it into SPade.
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Spade cast Vertical Chain on Jack Frost! He's taken aback by the sheer strength of this new enemy! (8 dmg total)

>>29155170
/spells... /skills
[Winds of Healing lv.1 - Heals 6 - 10 HP to a single target. Recharge time: 3 turns]
[Winds of Healing lv.2 - Heals 11-15 HP to a single target. Recharge time: 5 turns]
[Winds of Healing lv.3 - Heals 16-20 HP to a single target. Recharge time: 7 turns]
[Winds of Terror lv.1 - Drops a single enemy's defense by 6 - 10 for one turn. Recharge time: 3 turns]
[Winds of Terror lv.2 - Drops a single enemy's defense by 11-20 for one turn. Recharge time: 5 turns]
[Winds of Tragedy lv.1 - Has a 50% chance of stunning enemies, plus giving 1 - 5 damage. Recharge time: 3 turns]
[Winds of Tragedy lv.2 - Has a 70% chance of stunning enemies, plus giving 1-10 damage. Recharge time: 5 turns]
>Krono attacked Spade with an overhead swing from the Bat-tle Axe! He's making small dents in the enemy's exterior. (3 dmg)

>>29155207
>Jack Frost cast Levitation Alpha on a Ballbreaker, and threw it at Spade! This enemy sure is tenacious. (6 dmg)

>>29155178
>Suitcase studies up, using some sort of book or something.
Spade - BOSS, 220 HP / 103 ATK / 78 DEF / 93 SPD
What is this stallion? Is he a fighter? A mage? A thief? Who knows? Boss of Floor B9.

>>29155163
>Kars cast Revolutionary Chain on Spade! Now the paint and fun are coming right off. (14 dmg total)

>>29155149
>Andrew attacked Spade with another Applebuck! He's not getting anywhere with this. (1 dmg)

>>29155166
>Useless finds himself in the boss room, somehow!
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>>29155238
Cast Winds of Terror 2 on Spade.
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>>29155238
Cast Giga chain on Spade
"Eh..."
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>>29155238
use revolutionary chain on Spade
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>>29155238
Search for weakpoints
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>>29155238
"...D-did you..."
"Haha! Oh boy."
/skills then slash at the Spade.
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>>29155238
KEEP APPLEBUCKING SPADE
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Spade charged directly into Krono! The baddie flung him across the room. (10 dmg)
Warning! Krono is low on HP!

>>29155245
>Krono cast Winds of Terror, lv.2 on Spade!
Spade's DEF fell by 19 for the next turn!

>>29155275
/skills
[Shield α: Places a 3-hit physical shield around one person. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Paralysis α: Paralyzes one enemy for three turns. Success chance: 45%. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Speed Up α: Increases one player's speed by 6-10. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Defense Up α: Increases one player's defense by 6-10. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Heal α: Heals one person by 6-10 HP. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Levitation α: Manually controls one object or enemy. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Levitation β: Manually controls two objects/enemies or one player. Recharge time: 4 turns.]
[Paralysis Ω: Paralyzes all enemies for three turns, regardless of condition. Success rate: 75%. Recharge time: 5 turns.]
[Heal β: Heals one person by 11-20 HP. Recharge time: 4 turns.]
[Defense Up Ω: Raises up to 3 players' DEF by 6-10 for 3 turns. Recharge time: 5 turns.]
[Swap γ: Switches the position of two targets, including objects and enemies. Recharge time: 6 turns]
[Breaker α: Breaks the weakest shield of an enemy. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
[Refresh γ - Restores 5 HP to up to three people over five turns, cannot be stacked. Recharge time: 7 turns.]
[Speed Down α - Decreases one enemy's SPD by 6-10. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
>Jack Frost attacked Spade with the Frostfang! A bright blue line is visible right where Jack cut. (9 dmg)

>>29155257
>Suitcase cast Giga Chain on Spade! The damage given is astronomical. (20 dmg total)

>>29155261
>Useless joins the battle by casting Revolutionary Chain on Spade! It just gets better and better. (15 dmg total)

>>29155270
>Kars notices that the enemy's hat seems like a very weak point. Almost exaggeratedly so...

>>29155279
>Andrew attacked the weakened Spade with an Applebuck! It's still not doing much. (1 dmg)
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>>29155325
Cast Winds of Healing 3 on myself.
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>>29155325
Take out the Painful Mace and plow into Spade with enough force to destroy stone.
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>>29155325
/skills
Use Horizontal chain on Spade
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>>29155325
Go ahead and vertical chain Spade's hat.
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>>29155325
Cast "Refresh Gamma" on Krono, Andrew, and Kars
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>>29155325
APPLEBUCK SPADE
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Spade charged directly into Jack Frost! Close, but no cigar. (2 dmg)

>>29155329
>Krono cast Winds of Healing, lv.3 on himself!
Krono recovered 16 HP.
Spade's DEF returned to normal.

>>29155348
>Jack Frost cast Refresh Gamma on Krono, Andrew, and Kars!
Krono, Andrew, and Kars felt the effects of Refresh Gamma, and recovered 5 HP each!
The effects of Defense Up Omega have worn off on all players.

>>29155339
>Suitcase equipped the Painful Mace, and attacked Spade with all the force she could manage! She manages to make sparks fly, though. (4 dmg)

>>29155340
/skills
[Acute Chain: Casts two rapid attacks at a target. Recharge time: 3 turns]
[Square chain: Casts three rapid attacks at a target. Recharge time: 4 turns]
[Obtuse chain: Casts four rapid attacks at a target. Recharge time: 5 turns]
[Horizontal chain: Casts five rapid attacks at a target. Recharge time: 6 turns]
[Vertical chain: Casts six rapid attacks at a single target. Recharge time: 7 turns]
[Revolutionary Chain - Casts seven rapid attacks at a single target. Recharge time: 8 turns]
>Useless cast Horizontal Chain on Spade! Slowly, the team is managing to wear this guy down... (10 dmg total)

>>29155343
>Kars cast Vertical Chain on Spade, aiming for his hat! She almost managed to knock his hat off. (11 dmg total)

>>29155383
>Andrew attacked Spade with a fourth applebuck maneuver! At least it's doing SOMEthing... (1 dmg)
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>>29155393
Horizontal Chain his hat off.
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>>29155393
Use Vertical Chain on Spade
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>>29155393
Cast Revolutionary chain on Spade
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>>29155393
Use The SOD on Spade.
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>>29155393
Cast ZA WARUDO!
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>>29155393
APPLEBUCK SPADE
"I SHALL BE THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMELS BACK!"
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Krono, Andrew, and Kars felt the effects of Refresh Gamma, and recovered 5 HP each!
Spade Applebucked Suitcase, right in the face! She began to bleed... (10 dmg)
Warning! Suitcase is in critical condition!

>>29155414
>Krono used the SOD on Spade! He struck with all the force he could muster, plus some! {CRITICAL!} (10 dmg)

>>29155421
>Jack Frost cast Paralysis Omega!
It had no effect on Spade!

>>29155404
>Suitcase cast Revolutionary Chain on Spade! The enemy is clobbered to the ground. (15 dmg total)
The enemy's hat fell off its head.

"Now you've done it."

>>29155401
>Useless cast Vertical Chain on Spade! The damage just keeps adding up. (11 dmg total)

>>29155398
>Kars cast Horizontal Chain on Spade! The amount of chains being sent right now is amazing. (12 dmg total)

>>29155426
>Andrew attacked Spade with a fifth Applebuck! Very predictable. (1 dmg)
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>>29155463
Apply pressure to whatever's bleeding to staunch the flow of blood and have a sandwich if there is one.
"Healing please..."
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>>29155463
KEEP ON APPLEBUCKING SPADE
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>>29155463
Use Obtuse chain on Spade
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>>29155463
Put on Spade's hat and taunt him with it.
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>>29155463
Cast heal up beta on Suitcase
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>>29155463
Stab Spade with Silver Chariot
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Spade charged directly at Suitcase, then again at Kars! Suitcase took 9 damage, while Kars suffered 12 damage.
Suitcase took 5 damage from the bleeding.
Suitcase couldn't withstand the damage dealt, and fell unconscious...

>>29155480
>Krono tried to put on Spade's hat, but it was too heavy...

>>29155501
>Jack Frost cast Heal Beta on Suitcase, but it had no effect!

>>29155478
>Useless cast Obtuse Chain on Spade! The situation is calling now. (9 dmg total)

>>29155525
>Kars tried to attack Spade with the Silver Chariot, but the enemy quickly slipped to the left and out of harm's way!

>>29155471
>Andrew tried to attack Spade with a sixth Applebuck maneuver, but the enemy broke his streak and slipped to the right, far away from him.
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>>29155544
Square chain the spade
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>>29155544
God fucking.
Just punch the Spade.
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>>29155544
Attack Spade.
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>>29155544
Welp, time to take fifity turns to wake the fuck up...
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Krono, Andrew, and Kars felt the effects of Refresh Gamma, and recovered 5 HP each! (2)
Andrew's HP was maxed out!
Spade cast Acute Chain on Useless! He was barely able to manage the pain. (12 dmg)

>>29155561
>Krono tried to attack Spade with the Bat-tle Axe, but he swiftly dodged his range.

>>29155559
>Jack Frost attacked Spade with brute force! He doesn't care how much his hooves hurt right now. (5 dmg)

>>29155549
>Useless cast Square Chain on Spade! It's working... But is it working fast enough? (8 dmg total)
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>>29155601
Applebuck Spade
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>>29155601
Return the favor and use my accute chain on Spade
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>>29155601
Start spinning a Ballbreaker using levitation alpha.
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>>29155601
Stab stab stabby stab
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>>29155601
...
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Krono and Kars felt the effects of Refresh Gamma, and recovered 5 HP each!
The effects of Refresh Gamma have worn off...
Spade charged into Useless... Twice! He's getting tossed like a hot potato! (20 dmg total)
Warning! Useless is low on HP!

>>29155647
>Jack Frost begins spinning a ballbreaker...

>>29155630
>Useless tried to cast Acute Chain on Spade, but missed both attacks! (0 dmg total)

>>29155658
>Kars tried to attack Spade with the Silver Chariot, but missed as he slipped to the left!

>>29155623
>Andrew tried to attack Space with an Applebuck, but missed as he slid to the right and out of harm's way!
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>>29155675
Use levitation beta to chuck the Levitation Alpha Spin infused ball!
"Taste the power of my Super Spin!"
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>>29155675
So... Overwatch is fun...
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>>29155675
eat sandwich and hide
"Someone please help, I don't want to die"
..・ヾ(。><)シ
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>>29155675
Begin dancing like Micheal Jackson
"I CAN SLIDE AS WELL!"
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>>29155675
Oh hey keep stabbing
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Spade launched three cogs from the open area where his hat was at Useless, slashing right into him and leaving bloody trails across the room. (22 dmg total)
Useless is bleeding.
Useless could not withstand the damage of the attacks, and fell unconscious...

>>29155691
>Jack Frost unleashed the Ballbreaker with the power of Levitation Alpha and Beta! The enemy went down like a bowling pin, but got back up! (12 dmg)

>>29155736
>Kars half-assedly attacked Spade with the Silver Chariot. It was not difficult for the enemy to backflip right over her and away from where she was standing.

>>29155726
>Andrew does a horrible Michael Jackson impersonation, almost enough to make Jack Frost's ulcer explode.
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>>29155744
I dunno, I can safely say I'm glad we have Jack carrying all of us. Or else we wouldn't get anywhere.
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>>29155744
"Jesus."
Cast "Shield Alpha" on Kars.
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>>29155744
Obtuse Chain Spade
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>>29155744
look for a light
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>>29155744
BEGIN CURSING AT SPADE IN AN ATTEMPT TO WOUND HIS PRIDE
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Spade launched three more cogs from the open area where his hat was, but instead annihilated Andrew! This is surreal. (37 dmg total)
Andrew is bleeding.

>>29155753
>Jack Frost cast Shield Alpha on Kars!
Kars' body was protected by a 3-hit physical shield!

>>29155764
>Kars cast Obtuse Chain on Spade, but he got away before she could fully attack him. One attack was all she got. (5 dmg)

>>29155779
>Andrew is cursing like a sailor with scurvy as he begins to bleed profusely.
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>>29155814
So.. I'll go play some blood bowl and be back in a minute to try and do this rez thing again I guess.
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>>29155814
Attempt to tackle Spade
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>>29155814
Jesus. Um.
Cast heal beta on Andrew...?
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>>29155814
Be afraid
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>>29155814
APPLEBUCK SPADE
"YOU FUCKING NIGGER!"
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Spade cast Horizontal Chain on Kars! The first three attacks were blocked, but the second two were not! (3 dmg)
Kars's shield was broken!

>>29155855
>Jack Frost cast Heal Beta on Andrew!
Andrew recovered 14 HP.
Andrew took 5 damage from the bleeding.
Andrew stopped bleeding!

>>29155866
>Useless returns to the living!
Useless recovered 1 HP.
Warning! Useless is in critical condition!

>>29155848
>Kars tackled Spade! He tried to get away, but tripped and was fully vulnerable to the attack! (4 dmg)

>>29155869
>Andrew tried to Applebuck Spade, but missed and tripped.
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>>29155891
Stab into Spade's head!
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>>29155891
APPLEBUCK SPADE
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>>29155891
Force feed Useless two sandwiches.
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>>29155891
Run hide
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Spade launched three more cogs at Kars! It's a catastrophe. (26 dmg)
Kars began to bleed.

>>29155914
>Jack Frost force-feeds Useless two of the sandwich bites!
Useless recovered 22 HP!

>>29155924
>Useless is guarding somewhere secret, where he thinks it's safe...

>>29155907
>Kars attacked Spade with the Silver Chariot, but got blocked and shoved to the left!

>>29155910
>Andrew attacked Spade with an Applebuck, and got knocked back by surprise! The wear is all the same, however... (1 dmg)
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>>29155965
Shit, cast Revolutionary Chain on Spade!
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>>29155965
try to get a sneak attack in on spade then run back to my hiding(?) spot
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>>29155965
Just...cast shield alpha on Useless.
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>>29155965
APPLEBUCK SPADE
>>
Spade is out of cogs to launch.

>>29156032
>Jack Frost cast Shield Alpha on Useless!
Useless's body was protected by a 3-hit physical shield!

>>29155994
>Useless attacked Spade with stealth and precision! Unfortunately, there wasn't that much stealth or precision involved. (4 dmg)

>>29155973
>Kars cast Revolutionary Chain on Spade! Her efforts are not in vain. (14 dmg total)
Kars took 5 damage from the bleeding.

>>29156055
>Andrew successfully applebucked Spade! You know, for the first time in forever... (1 dmg)
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>>29156073
Just slash at Spade.
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>>29156073
Now go for a vertical chain!
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>>29156073
thank jack for the shield then keep attacking and running
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>>29156073
Applebuck Spade
"Hey man, this is getting kind of boring. Are you sure you don't wanna fold and let us pass?"
Please let me do a speech check.
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Spade is out of cogs to throw.

>>29156095
>Jack Frost slashed at Spade with the Frostfang! That blue streak hits his eyes ever so perfectly. (6 dmg)

>>29156112
>Useless attacked Spade with brute force, then keeps running. Nothing is slowing him down... (3 dmg)

>>29156102
>Kars cast Vertical Chain on Spade! She nearly finished the baddie off... (13 dmg total)
Kars took 4 damage from the bleeding.

>>29156129
>As he prophesied, Andrew broke Spade's back with an Applebuck maneuver! How exciting! (1 dmg)

...
>>
>>29156189
APPLEBUCK SPADE
>>
>>29156189
Keep slashing, I guess.
>>
>>29156189
Stab Spade in the face!
>>
>>29156189
do what Suitcase did earlier and try to examine/study Spade
>>
Kars took 3 damage from the bleeding.

>>29156204
>>29156210
>>29156222
>>29156226
>Everyone continued to attack Spade, even though he had stopped.

"Beware..."

You won!
Jack Frost, Useless, Kars, Andrew, and Krono gained 110 EXP.
See you guys tomorrow!
>>
>>29156421
Nighty night. Sleep tight Lawsie.
>>
>>29156421
Loot whatever was dropped.
Night Lawsmen!
>>
>>29156421
G'nite laws
>>
>>29156421
>I didn't get any EXP
Aw...
>>
Weird Dungeon... It's have lube.
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>>29156421
break the boulder
>>
>>29156421
Yes, I have returned.
Work on the latest thing I was working on. I don't remember if I even started a new project, but knowing me, I came up with something else to work on after the Hyper Boots.
>>
>>29156421
Look at the stats of the boss gear.
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>>29156450
>Kars finds a large, block-like object with tons of frayed wires on the ground. It's glowing a very dim shade of yellow...

>>29156911
You don't get EXP if you're KO'd at the end of a fight.

>>29158158
>Useless smashed the boulder. Here, he found a switch on the wall.

>>29158987
I don't know either.

>>29159124
Unidentified
Unidentified
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>>29159572
activate the switch
>>
>>29159572
Pick it up?
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>>29159572
Try to wear the block-like object as a hat
>>
>>29159572
Find an exit
>>
>>29159572
Meh, fair enough. But I still got dubs in my last post. So am I up?
>>
>>29159613
>Useless activated the switch. Suddenly, the ground underneath the party's hooves gave way, and they begin to fall...

>>29159635
>Jack Frost quickly picks up the object.

>>29159662
>Andrew is too slow.

>>29159664
>Kars is currently in an exit, and it looks like she's not getting out...
Kars took 3 damage from the bleeding.
Kars's bleeding has stopped.

>>29159723
Yes.
>Suitcase returns to the land of the living... And the land of the falling!
Suitcase recovered 7 HP.
Warning! Suitcase is in critical condition!
>>
>>29159828
Shit.
Cast heal up beta on Suitcase
>>
>>29159828
"Shit."
Try to fly up a bit to slow my fall.
>>
>>29159828
did I just fuck up another quest?
try to grab on to something to keep from falling
if that work try to grab anyone close to keep them from falling too
>>
>>29159828
"What!? Fuck! Who!? What!? Where!?"
Be utterly confused.
>>
>>29159828
"OH GOD NO!"
Try to not die from the fall
>>
>>29159828
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
AAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>29159834
>Jack Frost cast Heal Beta on Suitcase!
Suitcase recovered 14 HP.

>>29159838
>Krono slows his fall by flying.

>>29159848
>Useless keeps falling...

>>29159852
>Suitcase is confused.

>>29159892
>Andrew braces for impact.

>>29159904
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
>>
>>29159930
Fly down just fast enough to be able to grab Andrew and save him.
>>
>>29159930
Use levitation beta to slow down Kars' fall.
>>
>>29159930
close my eyes and wait for whats coming
>>
>>29159930
BRAAAACE!
>>
Rest in pieces Useless and Suitcase.
>>
>>29159937
>Krono saved Andrew from... A cold, hard floor.

>>29159942
>Jack Frost slowed down Kars's fall with the power of Levitation Beta. He gets away unharmed.
Jack Frost fell to the ground, and took 20 damage while he was there.

>>29159944
>Useless lands on the ground, taking 20 damage.
Warning! Useless is in critical condition!

>>29159969
>Kars lands on the ground, safe and sound thanks to Jack Frost.

Suitcase took 20 damage upon contact with the ground.
Warning! Suitcase is in critical condition!
>>
>>29160018
Cast heal up alpha on Useless.
>>
>>29160018
just lie there wondering how I'm not dead
>>
>>29160018
Gently put down Andrew and then land myself, then cast Winds of Healing 3 on Suitcase.
>>
>>29160018
Look around
>>
>>29160026
>Jack Frost cast Heal Alpha on Useless!
Useless recovered 7 HP.

>>29160033
>Useless is as shocked as I am.

>>29160038
>Krono put Andrew down, then cast Winds of Healing, lv.3 on Suitcase!
Suitcase recovered 16 HP.
>>
>>29160134
Look...around?
>>
>>29160134
Look around.
>>
>>29160134
Look around
just look, don't touch anything
>>
>>29160134
...look around?
>>
>>29160137
>Jack Frost looks around. Here, he finds a golden crate in front of him, as well as ambient purple lighting on the walls. An exit is visible straight ahead.

>>29160138
>>29160163
>>29160210
>Everyone else sees the same sights. Fun and fanciful, but still the same.
>>
>>29160232
Have two or three sandwiches to stop myself from freaking out.
>>
>>29160232
Open up the golden crate.
>>
>>29160232
"OOOoooo." Watch Jack open the crate.
>>
>>29160232
Curl up into a ball
watch Jack
and don't touch anything
>>
>>29160232
Hide behind Jack
>>
>>29160232
Boop Useless
>>
>>29160236
>Suitcase eats the remaining sandwich.
Suitcase recovered 11 HP!

>>29160248
>Jack Frost opened the golden crate. Inside, he found... The Sureshot!
The Sureshot was added to Inventory.

>>29160258
>>29160264
>>29160282
>>29160324
>Things happen.
>>
>>29160353
....
Look at it's stats.
>>
>>29160353
Equip the Sureshot
>>
>>29160353
Go through the exit.
>>
>>29160353
*scrunch*
hide my head under my hooves
>>
>>29160353
Stare at the puple walls.
"Wow, I think whoever owns these has a great interior decorator."
Also look around for pathway options because I am totally lost.
>>
>>29160353
Comfort Useless
>>
>>29160363
The Sureshot - ATK +11, SPD +5
Crafted from gold and forged by the elder mages, the holder of this sword wields great power.
*This item cannot be enhanced any further.*
*This item delivers a critical attack upon every tenth strike against an enemy.*
*This item comes as a 1-year anniversary present from Dungeons.*

>>29160369
>Andrew equipped The Sureshot!
Andrew's ATK rose by 11!
Andrew's SPD rose by 5!

>>29160372
>Krono heads through the exit. Here, he finds a passage to the left, a passage to the right, and a wall of books ahead. How peculiar...

>>29160373
>Useless is quivering.

>>29160394
>Suitcase eyes where Krono just walked through.

>>29160402
>Kars is trying to console Useless...
>>
>>29160451
Pull down all the books on the book shelf while trying to find a secret book lever.
>>
>>29160451
Teleport to Krono and read one of the books he just shoved onto the ground.
>>
>>29160451
Join Krono and take the passage to the left.
>>
>>29160451
try to calm down
>>
>>29160451
Calm the pone down
>>
>>29160451
Head through the exit
>>
>>29160459
>Krono pulled about three of the books down, then watched as the entire wall collapsed and fell on him! He took 10 damage from the books.

>>29160470
>Jack Frost appropriately picked up "Mein Kampf" from the pile that crushed Krono. Unfortunately, all of the text inside has been replaced by the letter "H".

>>29160483
>Suitcase took the passage to the left from Krono's crossroads. Inside, she found a Flaming Fowl guarding a wooden crate!

>>29160484
>Useless is trying to calm down.

>>29160514
>Kars is trying to calm Useless down.

>>29160518
>Andrew is now in Krono's crossroads, but doesn't know where to go.
>>
>>29160562
Rise from the books and get a safe distance away before burning the book pile with a Torch.
"Fuck you, books. You didn't have to fall on me."
>>
>>29160562
calm down
hug Kars
>>
>>29160562
Hand Andrew the book before going down the right path.
>>
>>29160562
Go to where Jack is and read a book
>>
>>29160562
Go left down the crossroads
>>
>>29160592
>Krono tried to burn the pile of books, but the torches were extinguished before the battle with Spade...

>>29160593
>Useless is hugging Kars now...?

>>29160595
>Jack Frost casually hands the book to Andrew before traveling down the path to the right. Here, he found two staircases going up to the left, and a passage to the right.

>>29160598
>Kars is reading a rendition of "Sense and Sensibility," except the text has been replaced with the letter W. She is also with Jack Frost.

>>29160599
>Andrew travels left through the crossroads. Here, he finds himself in the same room as Suitcase (>>29160562).
>>
>>29160750
"..."
Stare at the Fowl.
>>
>>29160750
Point the Lasers and Fire from the Laser/Fire Generator at the pile of books, then get to a safe distance.
>>
>>29160750
Talk to the fowl
"Well hello there, what's your name?"
>>
>>29160750
go to the pile of books
check the wall the books were on
>>
>>29160750
Go up the first staircase.
>>
>>29160787
krono you dumb fuck
>>
>>29160750
Read another book
>>29160787
Can you not?
>>
>>29160854
No. I can not not.
>>
>>29160882
They are clues to a puzzle, idiot!
>>
>>29160761
>Suitcase stares intimidatingly at the Flaming Fowl. It stares right back.

>>29160787
>Krono is going to do something incredibly stupid.

>>29160793
>Andrew tries to talk to the fowl, but it doesn't understand what he's saying.

>>29160797
>Useless finds that the books were just stacked there to prevent him from getting to the other side. Now that they're gone, he can see that a long, purple-light-lined hallway exists beyond this point.

>>29160804
>Jack Frost goes up the first staircase. Here, he finds a Plunderseed Vine guarding a wooden crate.

>>29160854
>Kars picks up another vibrant selection from the pile of books, titled "A Tale of Two Cities." Inside, she finds a lovely selection of the letter A, plastered literally fucking everywhere inside.
>>
>>29160900
If they are then Law won't let them burn because then we couldn't progress.
>>
>>29160907
Using levitation beta, chuck the ballbreakers at the vine.
>>29160914
look dumbass
>Krono is going to do something incredibly stupid
he's saying DONT DO IT
>>
>>29160907
Walk past the fowl
"Well, there's no point in stirring up trouble."
>>
>>29160907
"U-uh..."
Continue nervously staring at the Fowl before looking behind me.
"Help...?"
>>
>>29160907
Read another book!
>>
>>29160931
/bio
>>
>>29160914
Actually he might if I keep pressing on.
>>29160907
Don't do that thing, I'll let the puzzle be solved before I do it.
Go to the right.
>>
>>29160942
Pressing on as in keep trying to burn them, not progress in the dungeon.
>>
>>29160907
Follow the purple light lined hallway
>>
>>29160923
>Jack Frost opened the battle by attacking the Plunderseed Vine with the Ballbreakers, courtesy of Levitation Beta! It's a smashing success! {CRITICAL!} (17 dmg total)

>>29160926
>Andrew walks away from the Flaming Fowl.

>>29160931
>Suitcase is frozen in place.

>>29160932
>Kars picks up a copy of "Moby Dick." A garden variety of the letter F awaits her.

>>29160938
/bio is not available at the time. Please use /stats instead.

>>29160942
>Krono is where Kars currently is. (>>29160750)

>>29160971
>Useless moves straight ahead, beyond Krono's book wall. Here, he finds one passage to the left, two passages to the right, and another wall of books dead ahead.

Jack Frost suddenly attacked a Plunderseed Vine!
*Buff 1 has been activated. Next buff at floor B20.*
>>
>>29161030
"Heh."
Throw the knife at the Plunderseed Vine with the help of Levitation ALpha
>>
>>29161030
Run back and swing at the fowls neck!
"I'M FATS AS FUCK BOI! FAST AS FUCK!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw1k20DpHfA
>>
>>29161030
/stats
>>
>>29161030
more books huh
check the path on the left
>>
>>29161030
Do a combined melee attack with Andrew on the fowl.
>>
>>29161030
Go down the right passage.
>>
>>29161030
Read another book!
>>
The Plunderseed Vine coiled around Jack Frost!
Jack Frost couldn't move!

>>29161059
>Jack Frost attacked the Plunderseed Vine with the help of Levitation Alpha and the Fabulous Knife! It didn't do much, though... (1 dmg)

>>29161061
>Andrew jumped into battle and immediately attacked the Flaming Fowl with the Sureshot! Nothing much here, either... (1 dmg)

>>29161067
/stats
Legend: Lv / Name / FRS / EXP / ATK / DEF / SPD / Skills / Badge / Equipment / Times KO'd
29 / Jack Frost / 2 / 10952 / 90 / 131 / 68 / Sa Ha Pa s^A d^A,O Ea Eb Po Hb Eg Ra Hg / Minuette / Frostfang, Power Bracelet, Metal Wig / 5
18 / Suitcase / 1 / 4476 / 87 / 51 / 43 / Ac Sc Oc Hc Vc Rc Gc / Scootaloo / Royal Spontoon
Vest, TNoLM, Wooden Vest / 3
10 / Mikrokek / 1 / 1579 / 39 / 60 / 27 / Ha Sa Pa Sb Hb / None / Large Screwdriver, Interstate Sign, Blue Bandana, Card Armor / 0
18 / Krono / 0 / 4560 / 65 / 54 /75 / H3 R2 T2 / Mrs. Cake / Bat-tle Axe, Exoskeleton, B.M. Pendant / 6
16 / Ember / 1 / 3721 / 48 / 8 / 60 / Ac Sc Oc Hc Vc Rc / Discord / SP/TW mk.II, Leather Jacket, Cat-ear Headband, Hoof Mittens / 1
16 / Useless / 1 / 3635 / 66 / 46 / 39 / Ac Sc Oc Hc Vc / None / Bronze Gauntlet, Battered Helmet / 6
9 / The 2.5th Manhorse / 0 / 1271 / 22 / 49 / 17 / Ha Ova Ya Sva / Gilda / Iron Armor / 0
4 / Andrew / 0 / 393 / 27 / 18 / 18 / None / None / Welding Mask, The Sureshot / 0
7 / Ruin / 1 / 781 / 28 / 26 / 18 / Sa O^a Ra / Sweetie Belle / "The D", Offensive Patch / 0
15 / Kars / 1 / 3163 / 73 / 42 / 31 / Ac Sc Oc Hc Vc Rc / None / Silver Chariot, Crystal Bracelet, Stoneguard Leggings / 4
2 / Boxpone / 1 / 80 / 17 / 12 / 11 / Pa / None / Scrap Knife, Wooden Crate / 0
1 / Theoretical Horse / 1 / 0 / 10 / 10 / 10 / None / Nothing / 0
1 / Skald / 1 / 28 / 18 / 10 / 10 / None / Sword / 0

Continuation of this post coming right up.
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>>29161144
Continued.

>>29161075
>Useless checks out the path to his left. Here, he finds that the floor is now a teal tile, and the purple lights continue to the left.

>>29161076
>Suitcase attacked the Flaming Fowl with brute force! She almost tripped, but she was still able to land the hit! (4 dmg)

>>29161078
>Krono traveled through the passage on the right. Here, he found a path that curved to the right, then to the left, and up two flights of stairs. Purple lights greet him at the top, but so might something else...

>>29161094
>Kars reads some "Catcher in the Rye." All she's catching is the letter G in all this garbage.

Andrew and Suitcase suddenly attacked a Flaming Fowl!
>>
>>29161149
Read!
>>
>>29161149
Smash in the fowl's head using the painful mace.
>>
>>29161144
"Damn."
Cast ZA WARUDO.
>>
>>29161149
another left
>>
>>29161149
Go down the path if I haven't already, and if I have then look around for anything else at the top of the stairs.
>>
>>29161149
FUCKING RUN, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>
The Flaming Fowl attacked Suitcase with a fireball blast! Pain ensues. (12 dmg)
Suitcase's body was engulfed in flames!
Suitcase couldn't withstand the damage of the attacks, and fell unconscious...
The Plunderseed Vine sprayed hazardous fumes in Jack Frost's direction!
Jack Frost's ATK fell by 6!
Jack Frost's DEF fell by 8!
Jack Frost's SPD fell by 9!

>>29161203
>Andrew fled the battle!
The battle has been lost...

>>29161168
>Jack Frost cast Paralysis Omega!
The Plunderseed Vine couldn't move!
Jack Frost was freed from the grasp of the Plunderseed Vine!

>>29161156
>Kars continues to read. This time, she's diving right into "Of Mice and Men," complete with a natural selection of the finest J's.

>>29161171
>Useless takes another left. Here, he finds himself in what appears to be a bathroom area. He notices an odd, square-shaped dark area above a portion of the room to the left... And three lovely stalls to the right. Oh boy!

>>29161191
>Krono travels up the stairs. Here, he finds a Cryo-Goblin guarding a wooden door to the left.
>>
>>29161234
Oh... But I had more health than twelve...
>>
>>29161234
"Go to hell, you plant!"
Use the clackers against the Vine, but, use levitation alpha on one of the clacker balls to make it faster and stronger.
>>
>>29161234
Attack the Cryo-Goblin's eye.
>>
>>29161234
Continue down the hallways
>>
>>29161234
Look at the dark square
Try to figure out what it is
>>
>>29161234
Keep reading
>>
>>29161234
Wake up, do a little dance, and go to where everyone is fighting.
>>
The Plunderseed Vine couldn't move!

>>29161251
>Jack Frost attacked the Plunderseed Vine with the Clackers! Not doing much there... (3 dmg total)

>>29161258
>Krono attacked the Cryo-Goblin's eye with the Bat-tle Axe! Good things happened for Krono, but not so much for the enemy. (5 dmg)

>>29161275
>Andrew is here: >>29161030 (@ Useless)

>>29161282
>Useless finds some sort of wooden door in the dark area, but it's too high for him to reach.

>>29161319
>Kars has run out of interesting material to read. However, she did find a playing card in one of the books. To be specific, the 8 of hearts.

Krono suddenly attacked a Cryo-Goblin!
>>
>>29161467
Lift Useless into the air
"Buddy boost."
>>
>>29161467
"God damnit, god damnit."
Steal the flaming sword from whoever still has it and light the fucking plant on fire.
>>
>>29161467
...
>>
>>29161467
be lifted by andrew open the square door, scramble in and pull andrew up
>>
>>29161030
Alright, time for quick work. Pull out the Strobe Light and re-sort the wires to work with a cell under it, and begin to carve the light into convex lens, focusing on the exact point centers of where the lights show. Because it'll be powered by a cell, the immense power, enhanced by showing such a beam through exact points, will not only injure enemies, but create an absolutely fucking unbearable light which will stun any enemies near it, making what would be called a strobe light flashbang, but since I'm not a basic person, call it The Strobebanger™, sponsored by the 80s.
PLS WORK PLS WORK
>>29161467
>>
>>29161467
Spray a little bit of the Bug Spray directly into the Cryo-goblin's eye.
>>
>>29161467
Go help Manhorse
>>
The Plunderseed Vine couldn't move!

>>29161515
>Krono used some of the Bug Spray in the Cryo-Goblin's eye! It was extremely effective! (10 dmg)
The Cryo-Goblin was blinded!

The Cryo-Goblin launched an icicle at Krono! Despite its blindness, it can still hear... How odd. (11 dmg)

>>29161482
>Andrew lifts Useless up!~

>>29161504
>Useless tries to reach the door... But fails. Almost there, though!

>>29161511
>The 2.5th Manhorse starts work on another mischievous endeavor... (1/9)

>>29161523
>Kars is helping The 2.5th Manhorse... (1.5/9)

>>29161484
>Jack Frost quickly lit the Plunderseed Vine on fire with the aid of the Flaming Sword!
The Plunderseed Vine was engulfed in flames!
The Plunderseed Vine took 5 damage from the flames!
>>
>>29161553
JUMP INTO THE AIR WHILE LIFTING USELESS
"YOU CAN DO IT BUDDY!"
>>
>>29161553
...
>>
>>29161553
"Eat shit!"
Slash it with the frostfang.
>>
>>29161553
Attack the Cryo-goblin.
>>
>>29161553
W O R K
>>
>>29161553
Stretch reach open the door and get in
>>
The Plunderseed Vine couldn't move!

>>29161581
>Krono attacked the Cryo-Goblin with the Bat-tle Axe! These enemies are getting really tough... (3 dmg)

>>29161579
>Jack Frost attacked the Plunderseed Vine with the Frostfang, inadvertently stopping some of the fire! (1 dmg)
The Plunderseed Vine took 3 damage from the flames.

The Cryo-Goblin tried to fire an icicle at Krono, but missed!

>>29161561
>Andrew jumps while supporting Useless.

>>29161587
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues to work... (2.5/9)

>>29161611
>Useless tries to open the wooden door at the top... But misses again. Getting closer!
>>
>>29161627
JUMP WHILE HOLDING USELESS UP
"DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS!"
Insert this music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_xeqt9l5FQ
>>
>>29161627
...
>>
>>29161627
Light up a torch with the flaming sword and chuck it at the Vine using levitation beta.
>>
>>29161627
W O R K
>>
>>29161627
Jump at the apex of andrews jump
Grab on to the door and open the damn thing
>>
>>29161648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GL9JoH4Sws
>>
>>29161627
Keep helping
>>
The Plunderseed Vine could move again!
The Plunderseed Vine took 2 damage from the flames!
The Plunderseed Vine coiled around Jack Frost!
Jack Frost couldn't move!

>>29161635
>Jack Frost full-forcedly slammed a burning torch into the side of the Plunderseed Vine using Levitation Beta! (2 dmg)
The Plunderseed Vine's body was engulfed in flames, again!
Jack Frost and the Plunderseed Vine took 5 damage from the flames!

>>29161630
>Andrew tries a third time.

>>29161648
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues to work... (3.5/9)

>>29161668
>Useless tries once more to reach the hidden wooden door, but misses again. He under-exerted himself.

>>29161691
>Kars continues to help The 2.5th Manhorse... (4/9)
>>
>>29161737
>>
>>29161744
AYY
>>
>>29161737
Don't give up
Keep trying
I will get this thing to open
>>
>>29161737
Keep helping
>>
>>29161744
>Suitcase returns to the land of the living!
Suitcase recovered 3 HP.
Warning! Suitcase is in critical condition!

>>29161765
>Useless tries again, and manages to grab the handle! His next movement is extremely critical.

>>29161766
>Kars continues to help... (4.5/9)
>>
>>29161791
"Shit."
Use swap gamma to swap myself with...the torch.
>>
>>29161791
JUP UP TO THE DOOR AND OPEN IT
>>
>>29161791
Return back to the room where we found the books. Then take all those books and assemble a small book fort so I can find my happy place and cry for a couple moments after being one shotted by a basic enemy.
>>
>>29161816
*Jump
>>
>>29161791
Hang on tight to the handle
unlock and latches keeping the door from opening
>>
The Plunderseed Vine sprayed hazardous fumes at Jack Frost!
Jack Frost's ATK fell by 5!
Jack Frost's DEF fell by 4!
Jack Frost's SPD fell by 2!
The Plunderseed Vine took 4 damage from the flames.

>>29161814
>Jack Frost cast Swap Gamma on himself and the wooden torch! No problem there.

>>29161816
>You can't jump that high.

>>29161821
>Suitcase hides inside a makeshift book fort. This might remind her of someone...

>>29161827
>Useless hangs on tight, even more so now that his support is gone.
>>
>>29161866
"Eat shit!"
Launch a ballbreaker at the Plant using levitation alpha.
>>
>>29161866
Continue chillin' in by box fort while trying to think of what this is reminding me of... maybe the hoodie? Or... Armor...?
>>
>>29161866
push/pull try anything and everything possible to open the door
>>
>>29161866
W O R K
>>
>>29161866
Keep helping
>>
>>29161866
"WHITE PONIES CAN'T JUMP! AAAAAA!"
Watch Useless
>>
The Plunderseed Vine tried to coil around Jack Frost, but failed!
The Plunderseed Vine took 3 damage from the flames.
The Plunderseed Vine was destroyed!

>>29161885
>Jack Frost launched a Ballbreaker at the remains of the Plunderseed Vine, smothering it further into an ash-pile mess.

>>29161892
>Suitcase continues to chill inside the box-fort.

>>29161895
>Useless opens the wooden door. Inside, he finds that Krono and the Cryo-Goblin are right there!

>>29161916
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues to work... (5.5/9)

>>29161954
>Kars continues to help The 2.5th Manhorse... (6/9)

>>29161955
>Andrew is waiting for some sort of sign from Useless.

You won!
Jack Frost gained 22 EXP.
>>
>>29161994
Open up the crate.
>>
>>29161994
Sit
"Can you throw down some rope or something?"
>>
>>29161994
Take a nice nap in the box fort.
>>
>>29161994
reach down
grab andrew
pull him up
>>
>>29161994
Keep helping
>>
>>29162003
>Jack Frost opened the wooden crate. Inside, he found... A Pineapple!
Pineapple added to Inventory.

>>29162004
>Andrew sits down.

>>29162008
>Suitcase falls asleep...

>>29162025
>Useless grabs Andrew aggressively, but in doing so falls out of the room and back into the bathroom-styled area.

>>29162080
>Kars continues to help The 2.5th Manhorse... (6.5/9)
>>
>>29162100
"...."
Pick up the ballbreakers and knife that are still on the ground and look at the Pineapple stats.
>>
>>29162100
Ow
fuck it, its open
cruse and walk back to where the second wall of books are
try the first passage on the right
>>
>>29162100
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Walk down the hallway
>>
>>29162100
Dream of being inside a book castle with thousands of rooms.
>>
>>29162110
Pineapple - +20 HP
Nice and refreshing. Just make sure to cut it up before you eat it. Recovers 20 HP in total.

>>29162119
>Useless enters the first passage on the right from the previous corridor. Inside, he finds a Torpedrone and a FlareKat idly standing by.

>>29162125
>Andrew encounters the three stalls to his right.

>>29162186
>Suitcase has nice pony dreams. (+1 HP)
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>>29162205
Teleport to Suitcase and leave the pineapple and Fabulous Knife next to her.
>>
>>29162205
pet the flarekat
>>
>>29162205
Kick open all the stalls
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>>29162205
W O R K
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>>29162205
Begin dreaming of being a loli and well... it doesn't take much imagination to see where this is going.
>>
orphan tears
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F
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>>29162219
>Jack Frost teleported to Suitcase, leaving the Pineapple and the Fabulous Knife there.

>>29162229
>Useless tried to pet the FlareKat, but it was too hot.

>>29162387
>Andrew tried to simultaneously open all of the stalls, but failed. He's no wizard... Yet.

>>29162433
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues to work... (7.5/9)

>>29162524
>Suitcase continues to dream... (+1 HP)
>>
>>29166280
Teleport to Useless and guard him.
>>
>>29166280
"TELL IT TO MY HEART"
"TELL ME I'M THE ONLY ONE"
"IS THIS REALLY LOVE OR JUST A GAME~"
Work.
>>
>>29166280
Use The Blender on the Cryo-goblin.
>>
>>29166280
walk back out and check the second path on the right
>>
>>29166356
>Krono attacked the Cryo-Goblin with The Blender! It seems to be somewhat effective! (5 dmg)

>>29166317
>Jack Frost teleported to Useless, and starts guarding him.

The Cryo-Goblin tried to fire an icicle at Krono, but missed!

>>29166376
>Useless walks out of that room, and investigates the second passage to the right. Inside, he finds... Nothing. It's an empty room. How odd...

>>29166347
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues to work... (8.5/9)
>>
>>29166403
Chop at the Cryo-goblin's eye.
>>
>>29166403
Cast ZA WARUDO on the enemies.
>>
>>29166403
go back to the where the second bookcase(?) is
look at the books
>>
>>29166419
>Krono attacked the Cryo-Goblin with the Bat-tle Axe, aiming for its weak point! Despite its flexibility, this enemy is very durable! (4 dmg)

>>29166428
>Jack Frost cast Paralysis Omega!
The FlareKat couldn't move!

The Cryo-Goblin launched an icicle at Krono! It hit him square in the forehead, knocking him over! (12 dmg)

>>29166452
>Useless looks at the pile of books before him. It seems very identical to the pile he encountered earlier...

Jack Frost suddenly attacked a FlareKat!
>>
>>29166511
Using levitation beta, launch the Frostfang and a Ballbreaker at the cat.
>>
>>29166511
Attack the Cryo-goblin with an overhead swing, but instead of removing the axeblade from the goblin, turn the axe anti-clockwise to cause some more damage from pain.
>>
>>29166511
carefully take a book and read it
if the books look like there going to fall try to move out of the way
>>
The FlareKat couldn't move!

>>29166577
>Krono attacked the Cryo-Goblin with an overhead swing, complete with twist and shout maneuver! It just won't die! (4 dmg)

>>29166575
>Jack Frost attacked the FlareKat with Levitation Beta, the Frostfang, and a Ballbreaker! The ice boost helps a lot. (20 dmg total)

The Cryo-Goblin tried to launch an icicle at Krono, but missed!

>>29166578
>Useless carefully removed "Mein Kampf" from the pile without knocking it over. Inside, he finds a vibrant jargon of the letter S.
>>
>>29166773
Use levitaton alpha to smash the knife into the FlareKat.
>>
>>29166773
carefully set Mein Kampf down and gingerly take another book to read
keep an eye on the stack/pile for any signs of falling
>>
>>29166773
Attack the Cryo-goblin again.
>>
The FlareKat couldn't move!

>>29166810
>Krono attacked the Cryo-Goblin once more with the Bat-tle Axe! He must have found a sweet spot! {CRITICAL!} (10 dmg)

>>29166788
>Jack Frost attacked the FlareKat with Levitation Alpha and the Fabulous Knife he just stole from Suitcase! He's really getting the hang of this new buff thing! (8 dmg)

The Cryo-Goblin fired an icicle at Krono! It almost hit his right eye! (12 dmg)
Warning! Krono is in critical condition!

>>29166804
>Useless carefully picks up another copy of "Moby Dick." Inside, the letter H awaits in endless splendor.
>>
>>29166859
...I meant Frostfang but k.
Slash it with the Frostfang.
>>
>>29166859
Cast Winds of Healing 3 on myself.
>>
>>29166859
put Moby Dick next to Mein Kampf
take another book to read
>>
>>29166859
Go to where Krono is.
>>
The FlareKat couldn't move!

>>29166883
>Krono cast Winds of Healing, lv.3 on himself!
Krono recovered 20 HP!

>>29166866
>Jack Frost attacked the FlareKat with the Frostfang! This is going very smoothly for him, but not for his enemy. (7 dmg)

The Cryo-Goblin launched an icicle at Krono! He can't take many more of these things... (11 dmg)
Warning! Krono is low on HP!

>>29166920
>Useless pulls out another copy of "Sense and Sensibility," complete with his favorite kinds of the letter K.
The pile is shaking...

>>29166955
>Kars is where Krono currently is, but has not engaged in battle with the Cryo-Goblin.
>>
>>29166979
Alright, finally finish.
>>
>>29166979
Pick up a Ballbreaker and just smash it into the FlareKat's face.
>>
>>29166979
notice the pile shaking
move away and get right by the left passage
Throw Sense and Sensibility at the unstable pile and step out into the left passage
wait for the pile to fall
>>
>>29166979
Cast Winds of Healing 2 on myself.
>>
>>29166979
Slap the Cryo-Goblin
>>
>>29166979
Continue dreaming and dreaming some more.
>>
The FlareKat could move again!
The FlareKat launched a fireball at Jack Frost! His armor negated most of the damage, but not all. (2 dmg)

>>29167028
>Krono cast Winds of Healing, lv.2 on himself!
Krono recovered 14 HP.

>>29167007
>Jack Frost attacked the FlareKat directly with a Ballbreaker to the right side! It somewhat worked. (6 dmg)

The Cryo-Goblin tried to launch an icicle at Krono, but missed!

>>29167031
>Suitcase continues to dream... (+1 HP)

>>29167014
>Useless takes notice of the shaking pile as he steps into the passage on the right and chucks "Sense and Sensibility" into the books. The pile falls, and the passage ahead is cleared.

>>29167030
>Kars joins the battle by attacking the Cryo-Goblin with super weak brute force! This isn't your standard enemy... (1 dmg)

>>29166986
>The 2.5th Manhorse finished the Strobebanger! (9/9)
>>
>>29167051
Slash at it using the Frostfang.
>>
>>29167051
Check out it's stats first.
>>
>>29167051
Revolutionary Chain the Cryo-Goblin
>>
>>29167051
Smash the top of the Bat-tle Axe into the Cryo-Goblin's eye like a battering ram, then twist it a lot.
>>
>>29167051
Check the disorganized pile for unread books
>>
The FlareKat flashed an insincere smile.

>>29167089
>Krono attacked the Cryo-Goblin with the Bat-tle Axe, twisting it plenty of times! Is the fighting getting easier, or is the adrenaline kicking in? (5 dmg)

>>29167062
>Jack Frost attacked the FlareKat with the Frostfang! The blue line he created clashes with the enemy's red fur so much. (6 dmg)

The Cryo-Goblin launched an icicle at Kars! The projectile launched her back down the staircase. (12 dmg)
Warning! Kars is low on HP!

>>29167103
>Useless investigated the pile, but found nothing that hadn't already been read. Strange.

>>29167079
>Kars cast Revolutionary Chain on the Cryo-Goblin! She's putting it back in its place... (14 dmg total)

>>29167074
Strobebanger - No stats
Has the same effect as the Spark spell. Use in moderation.
>>
>>29167121
Stab it!
>>
>>29167121
Keep stabbing.
>>
>>29167121
check the newly open passage
careful not to trip over the books
>>
>>29167121
Cast Winds of Healing 1 on Kars.
>>
The FlareKat generated a wall of fire around itself!

>>29167200
>Krono cast Winds of Healing, lv.1 on Kars!
Kars recovered 9 HP.

>>29167143
>Jack Frost tried to attack the FlareKat, but got scorched by its firewall! (5 dmg)

The Cryo-Goblin launched an icicle at Krono, but he quickly dodged the attack!

>>29167155
>Useless checks the newly opened passage. Here, he can see something purple in the distance, but it doesn't look like a stationary light...

>>29167135
>Kars attacked the Cryo-Goblin with the Silver Chariot! Right in its bottom metallic triangle! (5 dmg)
>>
>>29167237
Cast "Shield Alpha" on myself.
>>
>>29167237
Vertical chain the goblin cryo
>>
>>29167237
investigate the purple thing in the distance
>>
>>29167237
Use Drifter's Smash on the Cryo-Goblin.
>>
The FlareKat continued to have its shield up!

>>29167267
>Krono attacked the Cryo-Goblin with the Drifter's Smash! It's not putting up as much of a fight now as it was earlier... (6 dmg)

>>29167241
>Jack Frost cast Shield Alpha on himself!
A 3-hit physical shield was placed around Jack Frost's body!

The Cryo-Goblin launched an icicle at Kars! The effect was devastating. (12 dmg)
Warning! Kars is in critical condition!

>>29167256
>Useless investigates the putple thing in the distance. It appears to be two purple dots, unmoving... But why are they here?

>>29167251
>Kars cast Vertical Chain on the Cryo-Goblin! It's almost down... (13 dmg total)
>>
>>29167326
wave at the purple dots
>>
>>29167326
Drench a Ballbreaker in water and launch it at the FlareKat using levitation beta.
>>
>>29167326
Eat the pineapple pen
>>
>>29167326
Attack the Cryo-Goblin.
>>
>>29167326
Dream about actually being able to do stuff in dungeons.
>>
The FlareKat continued to have its shield up!

>>29167353
>Krono attacked the Cryo-Goblin with the Bat-tle Axe! He let up a little bit on that one. (4 dmg)

>>29167343
>Jack Frost drenches the Ballbreaker in about half of the glass's contents, then hurtles it at the FlareKat through its fire shield with the aid of Levitation Beta! The shield broke, yes, and so did a couple of its teeth. (9 dmg)

The Cryo-Goblin tried to launch an icicle at Kars, but missed!

>>29167422
>Suitcase enters the dreamy darkness. (+1 HP)

>>29167340
>Useless waved at the purple dots. They might have moved...

>>29167345
>You should really cut that up before you eat it.
>>
>>29167437
Finish it off with the Frost Fang.
>>
>>29167437
Dream the dreamy dream darkness of my dreams.
>>
>>29167437
Attack once more.
>>
>>29167437
try getting closer to the purple dots
say Hi to them
>>
>>29167437
Cut the pineapple up
>>
The FlareKat hisses at Jack Frost. He is unmoved.

>>29167471
>Krono attacked the Cryo-Goblin with the Bat-tle Axe once more! He's nearly finished the enemy off! (4 dmg)

>>29167452
>Jack Frost attacked the FlareKat with the Frostfang! That's not enough to kill that cat... (6 dmg)

The Cryo-Goblin launched an icicle at Kars while she was distracted! It knocked her all the way back down the stairs. (11 dmg)
Kars couldn't withstand the enemy's attacks, and fell unconscious...

>>29167453
>Suitcase continues to dream... (+1 HP)

>>29167480
>Useless waves hello to the purple dots. [Maybe you should wait for your friends to finish their battles before you progress.]
>>
>>29167518
Kill it to death.
>>
>>29167518
"Jesus, can you die?"
Cast levitation alpha on it and launch it towards my Frostfang.
>>
>>29167518
(thats good it gives my a chance to try something)
walk south
>>
>>29167518
Dream about Jack plowing my mound.
>>
The FlareKat launched a fireball at Jack Frost, but his shield negated the damage!

>>29167529
>Krono attacked the Cryo-Goblin with the Bat-tle Axe! The enemy is on its last leg! (4 dmg)

>>29167532
>Jack Frost cast Levitation Alpha on the FlareKat, and flung it towards his weapon! The scene gets incredibly graphic. {CRITICAL!} (14 dmg)

The Cryo-Goblin launched an icicle at Krono! He's trying his best to take the hits. (11 dmg)

>>29167580
>Uh, okay? (+1 HP)

>>29167571
>Useless walks back to the second book pile... Or at least that's where he believes south is.
>>
>>29167616
Walk west
>>
>>29167616
Just smash it's face in.
>>
>>29167616
....cut the pineapple up
>>
>>29167616
Keep slashing at it with the Frostfang.
>>
>>29167616
Go find Jack
>>
>>29167616
Dream about being a wizard harry.
>>
The FlareKat cackled at Jack Frost... Somehow.

>>29167654
>Krono attacked the Cryo-Goblin with the Bat-tle Axe once more! He cut right through the enemy with this blow, ending his pain and suffering. (3 dmg)
The Cryo-Goblin was destroyed!

>>29167656
>Jack Frost attacked the FlareKat with the Frostfang, directly this time! Slowly, but surely, he's chopping through this enemy... (6 dmg)

>>29167762
>Suitcase continues to dream... (+1 HP)

>>29167646
>Useless runs into what he believes is a boulder, but he wouldn't know because he can't see anything other than those two purple dots in this room.

>>29167655
>Kars returns to the land of the living, and immediately starts hacking away at that pineapple.
Kars recovered 3 HP.
Warning! Kars is low on HP!

>>29167686
>Andrew has located Jack Frost.

You won!
Krono gained 50 EXP.
Kars gained 10 EXP.
>>
>>29167766
Now eat said pineapple
>>
>>29167766
Dream about THERE'S A GUY BY THE CARTEL MANSION RIGHT NOW!
>>
>>29167766
Use my sword to attack the Flarekat
If it isn't equipped, try to equip the Sure Shot
>>
>>29167766
"God damnit, die!"
Smash my fist onto it.
>>
>>29167766
Walk east
>>
>>29167766
Kick the Cryo-Goblin's corpse down the stairs, then go down them myself.
>>
The FlareKat hissed once more at Jack Frost! However, he remained stoic.

>>29167839
>Krono returned down the stairs, to where Kars was frantically cutting up pineapple pieces.

>>29167789
>Jack Frost tries to grow fists out of hooves as he attacks the FlareKat with brute force! This is a painstaking process. (5 dmg)

>>29167784
>Suitcase continues to dream... (+1 HP)

>>29167794
>Useless runs into another boulder.

>>29167773
>Kars ate the entire pineapple right then and there!
Kars recovered 20 HP.

>>29167787
>Andrew joins the battle by attacking the FlareKat with the Sureshot! The struggle Israel. (1 dmg)
>>
>>29167868
Go up the second set of stairs to the left.
>>
>>29167868
Follow Krono
>>
>>29167868
walk north
>>
>>29167868
"MUDA!"
Punch it using levitation beta as a helper.
>>
>>29167888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_KwV-MAMQ8
>>
The FlareKat launched a fireball at Jack Frost, but his shield negated the damage!

>>29167877
>Krono ventured up the second set of stairs in the other passage. Here, he found nothing, because it led to the same place that the first staircase went.

>>29167888
>>29167898
>Jack Frost attacked the FlareKat with Levitation Beta and brute force, an unrelenting combination that nearly blew up its brains! {CRITICAL!} (20 dmg)

>>29167884
>Useless ventures towards the purple dots walking in this direction.

>>29167881
>Kars is following Krono.
>>
>>29167913
"USELESS USELESS USELESS!"
Chuck the frostfang at the FlareKat with levitation alpha.
>>
>>29167913
Walk west
>>
>>29167913
"Huh."
Sit down and let Jack finish the battle
>>
>>29167913
Go to the second bookcase and take a nap on the definitely comfortable pile of books.
>>
>>29167913
Sleep.
>>
The FlareKat launched a fireball at Andrew! He doesn't do well under fire. (13 dmg)

>>29167971
>Krono takes a nap on top of a bunch of books.

>>29167927
>Jack Frost attacked the FlareKat with the Frostfang and another dose of Levitation Alpha. Yet, it still lives! (8 dmg)

>>29167947
>Useless returns to the first boulder he found.

>>29168012
>Kars goes to sleep with the time she has left.

>>29167962
>Andrew is idly standing by.
>>
>>29168025
"Hey, I could use some help."
Slash at it using the Frostfang.
>>
>>29168025
Continue napping.
>>
>>29168025
(welp that was fun)
Go help Jack
>>
>>29168025
Keep sleeping
>>
>>29168025
"Sorry Jack I'm busy only doing a single point of damage."
Attack the Flarekat
>>
The FlareKat launched another fireball at Andrew! This is not going so well for him. (13 dmg)

>>29168039
>Krono continues to nap... (+1 HP)

>>29168031
>Jack Frost attacked the FlareKat with the Frostfang, successfully ending its life. (6 dmg)

>>29168042
>Useless caught up with Jack Frost a moment too late.

>>29168045
>Kars continues to nap... (+1 HP)

>>29168055
The FlareKat was defeated!

You won!
Jack Frost gained 60 EXP.
Andrew gained 5 EXP.
>>
>>29168083
Cast heal up beta on Andrew.
/exp
>>
>>29168083
Wake up and go down the passage that was concealed by the books earlier.
>>
>>29168083
Join in on the napping
>>
>>29168083
Dream of drinking life ending amounts of alcohol.
>>
>>29168083
Be healed, boop Jack
>>
>>29168092
/exp
You are currently Level 29. You need 466 EXP to reach the next level.
>Jack Frost cast Heal Beta on Andrew!
Andrew recovered 13 EXP.

>>29168093
>Krono is here: >>29167237 (@ Useless)

>>29168108
>Useless falls asleep right then and there!

>>29168276
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4HBRjWiMxU (+1 HP)

>>29168396
>Andrew boops Jack. Does he respond?
>>
>>29168548
Go to the purple lights.
>>
>>29168548
Look for anything useful here.
>>
>>29168548
Dream about What's the deal with dungeons!?
>>
>>29168548
Sleeps
>>
>>29168548
Dream about Seinfeld:MIDI Edition
>>
>>29168548
Boop Jack again
>>
>>29168572
>Krono goes towards the purple lights.

>>29168574
>Jack Frost finds nothing else of use here.

>>29168580
>Suitcase keeps on dreaming... (+1 HP)

>>29168598
>Useless keeps on sleeping... (+1 HP)

>>29168620
>Kars keeps on dreaming... (+1 HP)

>>29168685
>Andrew is having a little too much fun.
>>
>>29168929
Teleport to >>29160750 (Me) and go up the second staircase.
>>
>>29168929
Sleep!
>>
>>29168929
Continue to go to the lights.
>>
>>29168929
Sleep in sleepy manner
>>
>>29168929
Dream about having an overly large backside.
>>
>>29168936
>Jack Frost is here: >>29167913 (@ Krono)

>>29168960
>Kars continues to sleep... (+1 HP)

>>29168973
>Krono continues... [No one else is coming?]

>>29168978
>Useless continues to sleep... (+1 HP)

>>29168982
>Suitcase continues to sleep... (+1 HP)
>>
>>29169074
Check out the right passage.
>>
>>29169074
Wakeup and go to where Jack is
>>
>>29169074
Make the journey quicker by flying to the lights instead of walking. Ignore the loneliness.
>>
>>29169074
Continue sleeping inside my cozy book fort.
>>
>>29169113
>Jack Frost is here: >>29166403 (@ Useless)

>>29169118
>Useless is following Jack Frost.

>>29169125
>Krono is flying towards the lights...

>>29169133
>Suitcase is a snoozin'.
>>
>>29169402
Continue flying.
>>
>>29169402
Just teleport to Krono.
>>
>>29169402
find and follow Krono
>>
>>29169402
Continue dreaming about having a large behind.
>>
>>29169402
Wake up and go find Krono
>>
>>29169411
>Krono continues flying for a little while, but then stops as blinding lights appear from seemingly every direction, freezing him in shock as his eyes dilate and focus on the figure he was racing towards: The skeleton of a pony, complete with two glowing purple eyes, violet-banded top hat, and unicorn horn... Or so he thought. Not to mention the extremely loud air horns that went off in his face as soon as he reached the lighted area, it's a surprise how he wasn't killed from the shock. In a melodious tone, the skeleton pony says:

"WELCOOOOME TO THE DUNGEON!"

>>29169427
>Jack Frost teleports in after the skeleton finishes its first tune.

>>29169437
>Useless can see this from afar, and eagerly trots up.

>>29169478
>Suitcase keeps on dreaming... (+1 HP)

>>29169499
>Kars has found the scene of the shrine. Or is it crime?
>>
>>29169582
"Thanks, Skele pone. I am sufficiently deafened now."
Prepare myself for a fight.
>>
>>29169582
Look at the pony.
"Yeah, kinda missed us by....nine floors."
"Who in the fuck are you."
>>
>>29169582
"k"
Throw the super shotgun at the skelepony
>>
>>29169582
Dream a dream of time gone by.
>>
>>29169582
Watch the action unfold
>>
>>29169603
>Krono is guarding.

>>29169623
>Now out of his singsong voice, he powerfully says:

"Oh, you haven't heard of me? I'm the powerful, the mighty, the ONE AND ONLY... Questmaster!"

>He says this while throwing his top hat in the air, then catching it after he finishes speaking. The top hat stayed in the air for a little longer than it should have, though...

>>29169650
>Kars tossed the Super Shotgun at Questmaster, but he deconstructed himself, letting the gun sail right over his bones... Then reconstructed himself in a jiffy. Scary!

>>29169664
>Suitcase keeps on dreaming... (+1 HP)

>>29169668
>Useless watches on in awe.
>>
>>29169698
"...Quest....master?"
"Okay, what bullshit do you want to do? Is this like some sort of game but where we die and crap?"
"Come on."
Cast shield alpha on Kars while talking.
>>
>>29169698
"That's pretty fucking meta."
Continue guarding.
>>
>>29169698
Walk past him.
>>
>>29169698
"Questmaster? What about 'dungeonmaster', or 'gamemaster', or something that didn't make you sound like an Atari 2600 game?"
Pull out muh hammer, in case he gets violent or something.
>>
>>29169698
Look around for the boulders from earlier
>>
>>29169698
Dream of being Jean val jean from les miserable and begin sleepsinging: "These men who seem to know my crime will surely come a second time."
>>
>>29169739
>Jack Frost cast Shield Alpha on Kars!
Kars's body was protected by a 3-hit physical shield!

>>29169749
>Krono continues to guard.

>>29169762
>Kars tries to walk past Questmaster, but boulders line the room they are in. Looks like there's no way out!

>>29169776
>The 2.5th Manhorse suddenly appears, and is at the ready.

>>29169777
>They're everywhere.
Crate hold count: 1

"Baa ha ha! Feisty, aren't we?"
"I have been in this dungeon for much longer than you could imagine. I haven't had someone to... Er, 'quest with' for quite some time!"
"Now that I have you lot in my domain, I can put all of the time I have had to good use!"
>>
>>29169841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDPc4PkgU6E
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>>29169841
So you're saying you want to join us?
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>>29169841
Tell the Questmaster pic related
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>>29169841
"So are you fighting us, giving us a quest, or what?"
Keep my guard up.
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>>29169841
"Quest with? Do you want to come along and kill skeletons with us or something? It's not fun, but hey, better than sitting in a room for longer than a year waiting for someone to come along."
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>>29169841
Continue dreaming of being in les miserables. Elsewhere of course. Away from the battle inside my book fort.
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>>29169865
>Krono continues to guard.

>>29169995
>Suitcase continues to sleep... (+2 HP)

>>29169847
>>29169857
>>29169859
>>29169943
"Oh, no, I'm not one for beating up my brethren."
"Let me explain how this is going to go down."
"I will ask you a question. I will take the first answer posted."
"If you answer correctly, I will let you pass. If not, then I'll summon a baddie to come and clobber you!"
"And don't even think about trying to cheat my game, or you'll really be in for it!"
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>>29170062
Oh, okay
Ask your question
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>>29170062
"OH GOD DAMNIT YOU'RE THAT GUY, AREN'T YOU."
"jesus fuck"
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>>29170062
"Alright, one sec--"
[pulling up google intensifies]
"Ready!"
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>>29170062
Wake up with a sudden inspiration. Take the armor plating and the spring of wooden spikes off of the painful mace. Take all the wooden spikes off of the spring and use the multi-tool to cut the spring into two equal halves and wrap them around my hind legs' knees. Next use the multi-tool to reforge the plating into thigh and shin armor for my hind legs, binding them to the spring for mobility. Take some of the tape from the tape armor and tie it around the armor to help it stay together if need be. Then call it 'the iron stockings/backside/thighs.'
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>>29170190
I mean the royal spontoon. Not the painful mace.
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>>29170214
Wait, I was right the first time... I think...
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Great
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Fall
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/(˃ᆺ˂)\Don't forget to say rabbit rabbit when you wake up today /(^ × ^)\
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Few
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>>29170190
>Suitcase starts doing that... (1/7)

>>29170076
>>29170083
>>29170095
"Excellent. Let's start right now!"
"What is the name of the gryphon who pestered three fillies for a cutie mark?"
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>>29172506
Work work work.
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>>29172506
Gabriella?
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>>29172506
>>29172642
"It's Gabby, you butt."
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>>29172615
>Suitcase continues to work... (2/7)

>>29172642
"Correct. Have another one while you're at it!"
"What is the name of the pony who owns the flavorful, secluded restaurant in Manehattan?"
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>>29173219
Work some more
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>>29173219
I though you said a question but I'll try to answer anyway
The restaurant is own jointly by the host Coriander and the chef Saffron
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>>29173219
Take a seat; this might be a bit.
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>>29173349
That's the one in Canterlot, not Manehattan. It's a trick question, I believe-- no name was given for the owner of the Cantering Cook.
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>>29173219
Sleep.
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>>29173248
>Suitcase continues to work... (3/7)

>>29173349
>Useless can see a skeleton appear out of the ceiling, but not close enough to attack.
"That answer was incorrect."

>>29173357
>The 2.5th Manhorse takes a seat.

>>29173475
>Jack Frost goes to sleep...
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>>29173561
Work work and work some more.
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>>29173561
run up to the skeleton that fell from the ceiling and use revolutionary chain
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>>29173561
Wake up and spam Refresh Gamma on Manhorse, Useless, and Kars.
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>>29173561
Stop being idle and attack the Skeleton
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>>29173566
>Suitcase continues to work... (4/9)

>>29173583
>Useless opened fire on the enemy by casting Revolutionary Chain on the descending skeleton! The skeleton is profoundly injured. (19 dmg total)

>>29173590
>Jack Frost immediately woke up and cast Refresh Gamma on The 2.5th Manhorse, Useless, and Kars!
The 2.5th Manhorse, Useless, and Kars felt the effects of Refresh Gamma, and recovered 5 HP each!

>>29173604
>Krono suddenly attacked the new skeleton with the Bat-tle Axe! He nearly lobbed off its head! (9 dmg)

"Okay then."

Useless and company suddenly attacked a Paratrooper Skeleton!
The Paratrooper Skeleton attacked Useless with a bum-rush! He didn't see that one coming! (6 dmg)
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>>29173561
Stand up and whack the spook with the hammer.
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>>29173691
Target the arms, actually, might as well git gud.
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>>29173691
"..."
Continue working.
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>>29173691
buck the Paratrooper skeleton's head clean off
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>>29173691
Attack the Skeleton again.
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>>29173691
Cast za warudo.
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>>29173723
>Krono attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton with the Bat-tle Axe, again! Bone fragments fly everywhere. (8 dmg)

>>29173724
>Jack Frost cast Paralysis Omega!
The Paratrooper Skeleton couldn't move!
Questmaster was not affected!

>>29173713
>Suitcase keeps working... (5/7)

>>29173715
>Useless attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton with a prime Applebuck! Its head spun round and round... (8 dmg)

>>29173693
>>29173707
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton with the Hammer of the Horse! In all its metallic glory, it knocked the enemy down... But it got up again. (5 dmg)
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>>29173801
Slash at the spook using Frostfang.
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>>29173801
Slash at the spook's spine.
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>>29173801
show the skele another applebuck
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>>29173855
>Krono attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton with the Bat-tle Axe once more! Its spine snapped in three. (8 dmg)

>>29173836
>>29173856
The Paratrooper Skeleton was destroyed!

You won!
Useless, Krono, and The 2.5th Manhorse gained 26 EXP.

"Nicely done."
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>>29173922
"What next, you fgt?
>>
>>29173922
sleep while I can
>>
>>29173922
Worky work work
>>
>>29173922
Take a bit of a stretch, then walk up and see if I can touch the Questmaster.
/skills
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>>29173933
"Answer my question. I'll repeat it for you just this once."
What is the name of the pony who owns the flavorful, secluded restaurant in Manehattan?"

>>29173942
>Useless immediately collapses on the battlefield.

>>29173945
>Suitcase continues to work... (6/7)
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>>29173973
Take a quick nap.
>>
>>29173973
Finish up 'the iron Backside' and check its stats before equipping it.
>>
>>29173973
sleepy time
>>
>>29173973
"..."
"There was never a name?"
>>
>>29173973
"The only name given for the owner of Cantering Cook was fanon, and there was no detail given for it inside of the show."
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>>29173980
>Krono starts napping...

>>29173990
>Suitcase finished up the new equipment. (7/7)
Iron Backside - DEF +5, ATK +1, SPD -1
It was worth the weight.
*Currently not in Inventory -- will be put there later

>>29174005
>Useless continues sleeping... (+1 HP)

>>29174007
>>29174023
"Correct. Let's get one more out here, that'll make three."
"What was the name of Quibble Pants and Rainbow Dash's abductor?"
The effects of Refresh Gamma have worn off.
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>>29174066
Equip the Iron backside and check the stats on my weapon. I seriously don't know if it's the painful mace or the royal spontoon any more.
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>>29174066
Sleeping pony sounds
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>>29174066
"Puss"
"I'm Dong Curly-on"
"Here to make everybody lick my bone"
Wait for the next enemy to drop, I need some EXP anyway
^:)
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>>29174095
"..."
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>>29174066
Dream about things and such.
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>>29174077
>Suitcase equipped the Iron Backside.
Suitcase's DEF rose by 4!
Suitcase's ATK fell by 1.
Suitcase's SPD fell by 1.
Royal Spontoon - ATK +6, DEF +1
Weakness to electricity

>>29174088
>Useless continues to sleep... (+1 HP)

>>29174095
>A Crudely Armored Vehicle, a Barrelbot, and a Security Camera appear while Questmaster gives an unamused look.

>>29174106
>Krono continues to sleep... (+1 HP)
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>>29174163
"God damnit."
Using levitation beta, launch the ballbreakers at the Security Camera.
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>>29174163
Quickly wake up and attack the Barrel Bot.
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>>29174163
Awaken and VC the Barrel Bot
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>>29174163
"Wow, this is the first time something went according to plan in...uh...well, I have no fingers, but it's a long time."
Begin to hammer in the Crudely Armored Vehicle's wheels.
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>>29174163
Wake up. Revolutionary Chain the Security Camera
>>
Jack Frost and company suddenly attacked a Security Camera and its cohorts!
The Barrelbot attacked Krono with a shoulder cannon blast! He was knocked off his hooves from the projectile. (8 dmg)
Warning! Krono is low on HP!

>>29174172
>Quickly, Krono awakened and attacked the BarrelBot with the Bat-tle Axe! A definite mark is left in the enemy's exterior. (7 dmg)

>>29174171
>Jack Frost cast Levitation Beta on the two Ballbreakers, and flung them both at the Security Camera! He definitely knows what he's doing. (21 dmg total)

The Crudely Armored Vehicle rammed into Useless, but he quickly dodged the attack!

>>29174190
>Useless woke up, and immediately cast Vertical Chain on the Barrelbot! He's dealing serious damage here! (17 dmg total)

>>29174242
>Kars also woke up, and cast Revolutionary Chain on the Security Camera! It's like cutting through fine butter. (15 dmg total)

>>29174195
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked the Crudely Armored Vehicle, aiming for its wheels! They are very sturdy, despite the enemy's description. (1 dmg)

The Security Camera fired a beam at The 2.5th Manhorse! It did not go well for him. (10 dmg)
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>>29174351
applebuck the Barrel Bot
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>>29174351
Cast Winds of Healing 3 on myself.
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>>29174351
Um, /stats because I have no idea how much HP I have...
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>>29174351
Stab the Security Camera into dusto
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>>29174515
>>29174351
God dammit wrong trip.
>>
>>29174351
Cast Shield Alpha on myself.
/skills
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The Barrelbot attacked The 2.5th Manhorse with a propulsion maneuver! He was knocked around a little bit, but he's still OK. (8 dmg)

>>29174393
>Krono cast Winds of Healing, lv.3 on himself!
Krono recovered 17 HP.

The Crudely Armored Vehicle edged closer!

>>29174433
You currently have 38/110 HP.

>>29174392
>Useless attacked the BarrelBot with a prime Applebuck! He created a visible dent on the enemy's front panel. (7 dmg)

>>29174515
>>29174520
>Kars attacked the Security Camera with the Silver Chariot! She begins to peel it off the ceiling. (6 dmg)

>>29174584
/skills
[Shield α: Casts a 3-hit physical shield on one person. Recharge time: 3 turns]
[Offense Down α: Decreases one enemy's offense by 6-10 for 3 turns. Recharge time: 3 turns]
[Hypnosis α: Forces one enemy to sleep. Recharge time: 3 turns]
[Speed Down α - Decreases one enemy's SPD by 6-10. Recharge time: 3 turns.]
>The 2.5th Manhorse cast Shield Alpha on himself!
The 2.5th Manhorse's body was protected by a 3-hot physical shield.

The Security Camera fired a beam at Kars, but her shield negated the damage.
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>>29175125
Attack the Barrel Bot.
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>>29175125
Cast Offense Down Alpha onto the Crudely Armored Vehicle.
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>>29175125
Cast "ZA WARUDO"
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>>29175125
Slap the Security Camera off the ceiling
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>>29175125
Applebuck the barrel bot again
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