Satyr Abomination Thread #195: New Years Edition

>>29153087
Jeez that image hash.

>>29153087
>Can't afford a lot of fireworks this year
>But your child and wife are more than happy just enjoying the view with you

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Mal!

>>29153164
Is shit. Just like her mother.

>>29153390
Literally only good for bullying.

>>29153400
Sexually among other ways

>>29153595
I want to dominate Mal.
Sexually, socially, physically and mentally.

>>29153087
>Capcha show firework
This is paradise.

>>29153801
>"BARK LIKE A CHICKEN!"

>>29153920
Same. Tis the season!

Up from ten, where's my compliment?

>>29155003
You did a fine job and are a good boy.

>>29154007
>Hentai dialogue
It would probably just turn her on more... filthy fucking weeb slut. I bet she wants a full on tentacle rape fantasy to become reality.

Reposting in the fresh thread

Hey Satyr thread, I barely lurk in here, I just always happen to stumble across pastebins and drawfags. Enough about that, I have an inquiry to make.

I've noticed that there are quite a few talented drawfags here, and I was interested in possibly /r/ing some art or even commissioning if possible. I am a fa/tg/uy that plays a lot of MtG, mainly EDH
I'm old I'm not calling it Commander
and a deck I am building makes a lot of tokens, mainly Satyrs. And I was wanting to autism my deck up more by having your drawfags create some Satyr creature tokens of some of these lovable characters here.

>>29154007
By this point she's so broken down and obedient, that she doesn't even question this order.
She legitimately tries, and feels genuinely guilty when she fails.

>>29155775
What stat things do the tokens have? Also you have a ton of satyrs to choose from too.

>>29155782
Stop, my sadist boner is showing.

>>29156148
No, please describe how you'd bully.
I'd give her arbitrary rules to follow in the house, change them on whims, and verbally degrade her for breaking them while reminding her it's her fault.
And maybe give her dry anal while telling her how much I love her and how lucky she is to have me after she starts crying about how sorry she is.

bumping for justice

>>29157284
Look where his eyes are pointing... Pogo likes dem chicken thighs.

>>29157360
He wants her secret recipe
If ya know what I mean

>>29157360
More like lion thighs.

>>29157284
I wonder if it's possible for someone to edit this like they do in the Humanized Edits thread?

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>>29155775
I wish I was a drawfag. That sounds awesome.
For reference to drawfags, these are the stats

Speaking of fantasy, does anybody want to help drum up a satyrized edition of MSOB's Simple10 RPG?

>>29158175
The what now?

>>29157971
Nude edit, you mean?
That should be doable.

>>29159558
I was thinking more swimsuit or underwear edit, but nude would be hot too.

>>29160158
That looks like some Hey Arnold shit.

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>Satyr throws a snowball at you while you're walking down the streets

>>29160915

"The fuck, nigger! You wanna throw down, homie? You wanna get real, bitch nigger?!"
>"Dad, calm down, it was just a-"
"Step up, pussy ass bitch! I'm right here! What, you too chicken shit to play for real, dawg? Ay fuck you! I'm gonna teach you some fuckin' respect, homie. Bix nood!"
>"Oh my god, dad, put the gun away! Why do you always have to takes things too far? You're not even black!"
"Because, sweetheart, it's my job to teach you how the real world works."
>"What exactly is pulling a gun out and yelling gibberish supposed to teach me?
"Well for a start, never to go to Detroit."

>>29161219
Where did you get a gun from?

>>29164316
Internet

>>29164353
Is it a gun that fires snowballs?

>>29164394
... a kind of snow and ball. If the snow is made of metal and powder, and the ball is bullet shaped.

>>29164428
>Pulling out a really real gun on your kid
That's a big no-no.

>>29164458
>Not shooting your kids with small calibre ammunition and gradually upping the power of the rounds so that they develop an immunity to bullets.

It's like you want them to die.

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I wonder if (insert childfu) would appreciate getting a gun as a gift?

>"Dad, not that I'm ungrateful or anything, but I'm not really sure that I need a gun. I mean most ponies idea of violent crime is not returning a stranger's smile while walking down the street. Heck, it was considered front page newsworthy that time those colts tipped over that magazine stand in town."
"True, but I'd rather you have it and not need it than need it and not have it. I'm not going to be around forever, you know, and at least this way I know you'll be able to defend yourself if needed. Who knows, maybe you may want to live on Earth one day?"
>"I guess."
"Besides, if nothing else, now at least you can try out a new hobby. I used to be a pretty good shot when I was younger and made a lot of good friends down at the range."

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>>29164458
Better draw on them first before they draw on me. Remember, trust nobody. Not your waifu and not even your daughteru.

Especially not your son.

>>29165812
Nothing going on here, just some kid with their pole vault thingy.

Better resume the search to find out whose busting out all these lights.

>>29165812
Which satyrs are some of the biggest troublemakers?

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>>29165882
Darcy used to be a real handful when she was a wee lass.
Many a chair lost its legs to her axe.

>>29165942
Do you ever wonder what it was that made her like that during her youth?

>>29166110
She wanted attention. When Uncle Anon started giving her a bit of sexual bully, she calmed down a lot.

>>29165812

>"What are you doing with that gun?"
"Gun? What gun? I'm just a simple pole vault stick saleswoman."
>"Every last day of the year, hundreds of humans like your father or mother shoot their guns into the air. Every so often it lands on an Ursa, or a Minotaur, or some other large creature in the Everfree and it gets them mad. Then we are stuck with damage control all night from rampaging monsters and other things."
"But I wasn't gonna shoot it. Honest."
>The cop pony glares at her suspiciously for a few agonizing minute as Mistake tries to play it cool. "Don't you shoot that thing little girl. Get on your way now."

Which satyrs would enjoy playing with fireworks the most?

>>29165311

>You stare down the barrel of the gun your beloved daughter holds a few inches away from your face.
"Sweetie, come on, chill. There's really no need for this to end in-"
>"No, fuck you!"
>You frown at her outburst.
"Language, young lady! It's 'fuck you, sir' if you have to be so rude."
>"You could have prevented this!"
>She sobs.
>"All you had to do was let me have the damn cookies!"
>You fold your arms.
"And let you ruin your dinner? No, I'd rather die. Your mother worked really hard all day to prepare our meal and I'm not just going to let all her effort go to waste."
>You daughter's sobs slowly turn into laughter.
>"Y-You think she's the victim in all this? Open your eyes, dad. Did you think the cookies have just been disappearing by themselves? She's the one that's been snacking on the chocolate chips."
>You frown.
"No... that's not possible. Your mother would never-"
>You stop half way through your sentence, all the pieces falling into place.
>The crumbs in the bed, your wife's insistence that the weight she'd gained was just the result of getting older.
>Oh, what a tangled web of lies hath this marriage wrought!

Your family will betray you in the end. Burn it all down.

>>29166110
I unno, genes? Lil Big Mac was kind of a turd. Lil Mac too. Giving me the finger... I'll finger him! ... wait, that came out wrong.

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Happy New Year, \satyr\

>>29166879
>And then they died of alcohol poisoning
2016 just had to take one more hit before dying. Rip in piece. Upboat if u cri efry tim ;,(

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>>29166879
Three shots later.

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>>29167942
Another shot down.

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>>29167984
After the inevitable hangover.

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>>29167984
>Tfw your daughter got her bestie lesbian pregnant with love/lust energy and she decided to lay her eggs in your daughter's colon.
Man, Sundays are the worst.

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>>29168074
Sounds fun.

>>29168074
Shit happens.

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>>29168002
hangovers suck...it took me a whole day to get over my last one...

>>29168164
Is that drunk Hope?

>>29168174
IDK. I just doodled it...

>>29168074
>colon
>not bladder

>>29168074
As my first art request for 2017 I'm asking for a picture of the aftermath of this with Yuzu confronting Mistake with the x-ray images she got back from the doctor.

>"You laid eggs in my ass!"
"Oh, don't even pretend that you weren't asking for it Zu."
>"Wha- Okay, look. I drank a whole lot and don't remember anything that happened that night, but go on, tell me how was I asking for it?!"
"Look, I'm just saying that maybe it wouldn't have happened if you didn't dress so provocatively."

>>29168197
how's your new years going so far? (unless it is already. eastern us here)

>>29168430
Eastern US as well.
I'm DJ.

>>29168476
desu i couldn't remember where you lived
you sticking around?

>>29168555
>you sticking around?
not unless I don't get any requests that interest me

>>29168750
yuzu and mistake meets a new friend at a party
whatever "new" means is up to you

>>29168750
How about a young Ariana as part of her school's nativity or hearths warming play?

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>>29168750
You doing SFW? or NSFW?

I'd like to see some more of this cutie in your style

SFW
Resting dirtied with a beer after a long day of handling wood.

NSFW
Fornicating with a hammer, bonus points for tan lines

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>>29168750
Can you do some lewd of this little cutie? Fingering herself? Or maybe Rory making her his own cock sock?

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>>29168858
Go to /sad/, for fuck's sake. THat's what it's there for.

>>29168870
But DJ isnt in /sad/ that i can think of. If he says he only wants SFW i can respect that, but until then its kinda fair game to toss those ideas.

>>29168870
Not him, but are you looking for things to be mad about? Only how is he to know if DJ is in /sad/? Is he supposed to make the request in /sad/ then link to that post here? Because that seems needlessly complicated.

>>29168903
>>29168898
I'm just saying, if DJ's in here then it's highly probable that he's not looking for lewd requests. If he wanted lewd requests, he'd go to /sad/.
Unless he's actually looking for lewd requests that aren't incest-related, in which case he's got a better chance of getting those here than there.

Point is, there's a place people go for lewd. This isn't it anymore.

>>29168920
You just contradicted yourself. You said that if he wanted lewd, he'd go to /sad/ but then you turn right around and give a snide remark that if he wanted lewd requests that are not incest he'd come here for lewd. In which case my request belongs here. You really are looking for things to complain about, and im done replying because you'll probably sour the mood and make DJ leave.

>>29168930
I'm aware I contradicted myself.

At any rate, the only request I have for DJ is that he enjoy his New Year's Eve.

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>>29168750
Can we have some snapshot love? I really like this cutie.

>>29168858
I don't think anyone's going to be cocksocking Teri, unless they're a bug or have a shrinking potion.
Maybe sockcocking though.

>>29169165
Yeah, thats very true. But love knows no size.

>>29169165
You could always get breezie daughteru to suckle on the tip while massaging around the head.
It'd be super hot watching her carefully gulp down bit mouthfuls of jizz.

>>29169025
that I will do because I have drank too much and I need to be up at 7 am EST
happy new year

>>29169198
see ya later Deej, good to hear you're happy
and alive

>DJ leaves and no content added to the thread

I expected nothing and im still disappointed

>>29169210
>>29168164

>>29169238
Dont know why DJ needs to drink a tanker truck full of booze. Hope he is taking it slower next year.

>>29169132
Second.

>>29169257
DJ is gone man, pack it up. Now we go back to waiting for months for the next drawfriend to take requests.

>>29169265
if everyone was less crabby as a whole, i'm sure it'd be more approachable for new or old draw/writefags

>>29169274
Everyone was doing fine until that one anon decided to flip his shit and then admit he was wrong.

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>>29169289
i don't like pointing specifically, i don't mean every single person is crabby.
just in general, the thread could use positivity.

>>29169265
No, I'll never give it up. You see, ever since I was a small child it's been my dream to reply to other people's requests made on Vietnamese shadow puppet forums with a comment stating "second," in a show of solidarity and understanding.

No force shall keep me from it.

>>29169334
You do you anon. God speed

>>29169334
This.

Happy New Year /sat/

>>29169945
What is Satyr's New Year's Resolution?

Hey DJ, what about you do the fa/tg/uys request? would cute as hell seeing a lot of the satyrs in MtG cosplay or doing MtG-related stuff.

>>29169945
Happy New year

>>29170497
... not even a day in and already TOO LEWD! I remember when this was a Christian image board.

>>29170872
I remember when good little satyr boys and girls would read their bibles and dress appropriately... I blame those zigger fuckers and those sicks fucks who don't stick to cleanand good ponies.LOOKING AT YOU, Gryphon jews.

>>29170927
Alex was a mistake. Asha was a mistake. Mistake was a mistake.

>>29169255
I actually didn't drink a whole lot and it has been a while since last I drank so my tolerance was lower. Plus I was exhausted.

>>29170497
What is MtG?

>>29171210
I think Magic The Gathering; or another /tg/ thing with a similar acronym

>>29171234
Pretty sure it is supposed to be Magic the Gathering. There was a fa/tg/uy lurking earlier that wanted to autism up his satyr tokens.
>>29155775
>>29157992
That should help

>>29171210
Oh ok, thats good

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Deloras finally working up the courage at Mardi Gras to flash and have a good time.

repost of ds work from sad

>>29171919
Braless version when?

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>>29172185
Deloras is a really reserved girl Anon! She wouldnt even imagine doing it with her top off. It already took her like 3 hours to work up the courage to do this lewd act alone. And she was terrified for hours after that her mom and dad may find out somehow.

I'd like to see one too someday myself. She actually has a really sensually curvy body

>>29172196
This pic makes it look like her thighs are enormous.

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>>29172201
Hips for days?

>>29155775
Don't know her name but the timberwolf girl would make a nice token creature.

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>>29172363
Groot. Stupid as fuck name. But kind of a cutie

>>29172371
People on derpi prefer calling her Firginia.

>>29172384
I do as well.

>>29172384
I'll start calling her that now.

>>29172384
Isn't it Firginia Groot?

>>29172651
Groot is still a stupid last name.

>>29172669
It's Equestria. Almost everyone there have strange names.

>>29172669
It would presumably be a middle name, not her last name. Her last name would be whatever Anon's last name is I guess.

>>29172689
So Ymous

>>29172759
Firginia Groot Ymous?

>>29172759
Thought it was just Mous.

Anon Y. Mous

>>29172759
You are Anon...

>>29172788
But I'm not green.

>>29172363
I too welcome this idea
Like a saproling or plant token

>Have a bad dream that Pogo got killed by a giant slug/blob thing
>He was just sleeping on a grassy hill during a sunny day
>Suddenly, a giant slug appears and crawls right on top of Pogo without even waking him up
>It then absorbs him into its body like the Blob does
>Pogo wakes up too late
>Twitching movements can be seen inside the slug for a second or two
>And then nothing
>The slug crawls away
What a fucking way to start the new year.

Have you had any dreams about satyrs?

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>>29172980
Not really, though that does sound cool. Only MLP related dream I ever had was Luna having sex with me in my dream during a thunderstorm. And when she screamed she was coming a loud thunder strike woke me up I'd like to dream about Alex tho

>>29173004
I want to anally dominate Alex.

Fuck off page 8

>>29168750
Pogo, Mumble, Pinkie Pie and Anon watching the fireworks together. Or any family enjoying some fireworks.

>>29169132
what did you have in mind?

>>29172980
Well there was that one hallucination I got from taking sleeping pills.

I punched one of them for some reason.

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>>29174082
I want to see more of the not-so-damn-trappy version of Snapshot. How about him relaxing in a hot sauna to get away from the cold snow? Or drinking hot cocoa with a friend?

>>29174145
>not-so-damn-trappy version of Snapshot
that's no fun

>>29174165
So you're saying that it is canon that Snapshot is a cockloving super trap? No other headcanons allowed?

>>29174182
>No other headcanons allowed?
not at all. just stating that it's a boring version

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>>29174194
Would you prefer Chadshot?

Wait, how much dosh does his family have? I need to know if he's a beach bum Kieth, a frat boy Chad, or a trust fund faggot Thad.

>>29174194
That's your opinion.

>>29174235
the 3rd one, that one

>>29174235
>Wait, how much dosh does his family have?
I imagine a lot, but not a ton. His mother is quite famous in the fashion world.

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>>29174237
indeed.
personally, I'd rather see him in a tight thong (the ones that only go up half the ass and leave visible butt cleavage) twerking his plump plot up against the bulge in anon's shorts

>>29174332
So he is literally only /sad/ material to you? You don't care about feels of any kind or anything, just porn and nothing else? If you can't whack off to it, then it's not interesting?

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>>29174380
you make a lot of assumptions, anon
chill, and have a drink. the night is young

>>29174380
Some people are born for lewds.

>>29174235
Not him, but I would like to see more bad ass hetero Snapshot.

>>29174430
>bad ass
That's not how I'd describe someone intended to be an unlikable douche, but okay.

>>29155683
I've always wondered what a hentai fag would react like if they got their tentacle fantasy to happen

but they're a virgin and it's too hardcore for them

>>29174446
Well, hetero Snapshot who thinks he's bad ass then. Even if his corny pick-up lines don't always work as well as he likes to brag to his friends about.

>>29174458
Considering most hentaifags are probably male, I doubt they'd want them to happen. At least to them. Maybe to their sisters or neighbor girls...

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well, I DID originally draw Snapshot as a trap because, well, I just like traps and I felt there could be some funny (and, yes, lewd) stories written about him.
anyway, here's a snippty-snapshot(s)

I wonder if Snapshot ever feels like he should be the one topping for a change, or is he content to be the eternal receiver? I mean I like him in a full homo kind of way, but I'm not sure if I'd be comfortable letting him shove his throbbing horse boner in any one of my orifices.

Does that make be a bad love? Maybe I could hire a prostitute for him to fuck on special occasions so I could continue to have an anus that doesn't whistle when I stand in the breeze.

>>29174680
Nah, Snappie cums from prostate stimulation. He gets his rocks off by getting plowed hard and deep.
He's quite content being a bottom.
Still, it wouldn't hurt to give the poor boi a reach around to show him that you care.

>>29174812
It's the sentiment behind the act, not how much he enjoys it. Yes, he's gettibg off harder to the dick in his ass, but showing you want him to feel good too means a lot more. Emotionally. And you know what? That's how you keep your bottom happy. So that they'll give you THEIR bottom.

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>>29174082
>>29174566
Finally got home to reply to you. I personally love Trap Snapshot because he is one cute as fuck gril when he dresses to part. If you are down for any Snapshot art I'd like to see what you do last time with him in that cute night gown or something like you did here >>29174332

>>29174680
I think Snapshot enjoys being a bottom a lot but like this anon said >>29175962 he appreciates when a guy or girl wants to bottom for him.

>>29174812
Oh yeah he loves being a bottom. I also like to HC that he tops newbie bottoms who fall under his mentorship.

I love all this Snapshot talk, if anyone wants to continue it I'll be /sad/ if you ever do.

>All this talk about satyr being nothing but a cockslut whore
You would be such great fucking parents...

>>29177394
Hence why I gave us posting in these
I still lurk in hope of good content

>>29177394
Hey, for the record they also posed a headcanon that he was a rich trap douchebag.

So I'm running an RPG in a couple of days and I just want to know if it's cool to use some satyr characters as NPCs in the game. I'd have to change the races for some of them, though, if that's cool.

>>29177447
RPG here on /mlp/, or what?
>just want to know if it's cool to use some satyr characters as NPCs in the game
I don't mind. Nobody really owns the satyrs anyway. At least I don't think anyone owns them.
>I'd have to change the races for some of them
What exactly do you mean? And why?

>>29177486
No, just a personal thing I'm doing. I just wanted to know if anyone who had a hand in making them objected to the idea. As in the race change, most of them wouldn't be half-pony/griffon/dragon/ect., is what I'm saying, since it wouldn't fit the setting where some of them would be.

>>29177505
Do you mean that they will still look the same, but just be called something different?

>>29177573
As in some of them would be humans (or elves) and be called something different, but their overall look and personality would be the same.

>>29177447
I don't see why not. It's not like anyone's gonna claim copyright on the satyrs is it?

>>29177636
Some people take their satyrfus very seriously

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How many satyrs are in a parea with humans?

>>29178076
Probably not all that many. Humans would be a minority in Equestria and most of them would be older than the satyrs for obvious reasons. There would be some exceptions, such as Dagger's uncle, who arrived in Equestria at a young age, but for the most part the only humans the satyrs would know would be their parents and other satyrs' parents.

>>29177581
>As in some of them would be humans (or elves) and be called something different,
>but their overall look and personality would be the same.

So then only their top half would be carrying over? Well thats fine too, like others were saying nobody really "owns" them, and I see them more as actors playing whatever role is needed. Just so long as you give credit to the thread so people dont come here on an off chance and say "WTF you STOLE these character!" Or something like that.
.
>>29177394
>Trap is the same as cock slut whore
Retard

>>29177399
>If I dont post anything and just cry when people post things I dont like surely the thread will get better!
Retard

>>29178232
>Instead of ignoring people, I'm going to call everyone retards
Are you that faggot autist who loves to start shit with others?

>>29178301
>instead of ignoring content I dont like im gonna cry to thread about my dissatisfaction
Are you that faggot who loves to start shit with others?

>>29178301
Well, he called >>29177394 a retard for saying "cock slut whore" when, right above that post, people were talking about how much Snapshot loves to dominate or be dominated and take it in the ass for all eternity. So yeah, he's that shitposter. Just ignore him.

>>29178490
>Just ignore him
That's my plan. Now Let's talk parenting.

>It's a lazy night tonight
>There's an insane snowstorm outside, so your kid is staying indoors
>While you and your wife are content just reading a book in front of the fireplace, the same can't be said for the young satyr
>You can tell that they're bored out of their mind
>Luckily, you have quite a few board games and other games stacked away somewhere in the house
>Which game do you bring out?

>>29178602
I remember one chrismas my parents bought me 'Risk'.
Soon as they opened the box and saw all the pieces and directions they noped the fuck out.

Bring out something easy like connect 4 or some shit.

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>>29178646
>It's a "Family tries to play Monopoly again" Episode.
Apples to Apples is the only game we don't get frustrated both at the game and each other.

>>29178602

The board game of champions and families is Monopoly.

>>29178659
God i wish i had that pic of AJ playing Apple to Apples and going "Vroom vroom"

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>>29178602
How young and easily entertained is satyr?
Because really young kids will often have fun just having some involvement with what you're doing, so I'd instead consider doing something like breaking out the cook books and teaching them how to cook. Entertaining, and teaches them something practical.

>>29178694
>Read them a cook book
>Entertaining, and teaches them something practical.
>They accidentally set the kitchen on fire or hurt themselves somehow
Accidents can happen when a kid decides to be in the kitchen alone. I know I had a few harmful accidents when I was really young.

>>29179055
No, you sit in there with them and get hands on, and let them feel a bit of satisfaction over having made something.

Kids need to also be taught never to mess with cooking equipment without an adult until you decide they're old enough to do otherwise.

>>29179055
Do satyrs have any scars?
Hope has a burn on her elbow when Gumdrop accidentally burned her with a hot pan she got from the oven when they were trying to bake cookies for themselves.

>>29179109
That's true. But how do you teach them not to mess with things in the kitchen that could be dangerous? Not every child is going to listen to what their parents says.
Satyrs are part human, so they will inherit some of that human curiosity we have.

>>29179146
There will probably be some accidents, sure. But that comes back to something I said about parenting before. You explain, very plainly, your reasons for every rule you give so they learn it's not arbitrary.
And sometimes, you've gotta let them fuck up in small ways, so they learn to assess and avoid larger dangers.

So if they don't want to listen when you say the stove is hot? Let them burn their hand. They'll pull back before it's serious, and years later when it's time to let them use a knife, they'll listen to your warnings about how bad they can be hurt if they treat it like a toy.

>>29179211
Who is most likely to be a satyr that likes cooking?

>>29179274
The fat one.

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2017; the year of homosexual marriage, legal weed, and walls.

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>>29180278
You mean we can finally get rid of the censor bar?! >>29170497
YES! Delicious uncensored hand holding

>>29180278
Ha, gaaaaaay!

>>29179114
>Hope has a scar on her arm that she got after Alex tried to carve a piece of ham for themselves
>The ham was frozen solid, and they were both young so neither of them were very bright at the time
>Hope held the ham firmly in her hands, and Alex used her sharp claw on the ham
>Alex used all her might, but because it was frozen, she slipped
>All the force Alex used went straight towards Hope's arm
>Their screams woke their parents up

>>29180278
What?

>>29174467
>Being male
>Not wanting to be tentacle raped

tentacles are sexist enough as it is if one wants to rape me I ain't going to resist. Not much point in it anyway.

>>29181073
When I look at Sapphire's face here, I can only imagine her channeling her mother and repeatedly saying "Darling!".

>>29181073
>no suit
This feels dirty... in multiple ways.

>>29181073
This is exceptionally cute.

>>29181073
Cute!
We need more horned satyrs.

>>29153087
I make satyrs with this SACC https://youtu.be/2aCWPEEg0FI?list=UU1V4WWR5O9DAQVvfYLlhPPQ

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>Its comfy movie night with satyr, what do you watch with them?

>>29184208
Toy Story or Tarzan, probably. Can never go wrong with a classic.

>>29184208
One of the new disney/pixar/dreamworks movies. Fun for kids, still entertaining for adults.

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>>29184208
Some Disney or Miyazaki.
Hunchback is a must watch but the opening can be pretty dark for younger satyrs, I know it scared me as a child.

>>29184208
When I was a kid, the local video store had a deal for 5 movies, for 5 days, for 5 bucks.
What do they want watch? I rented Tremors, T2, Happy Gilmore, Jaws the revenge, and Jason takes manhatten.

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>>29184256
>Tremors
My nigga, that is a classic movie for any kid to see. Builds character.

>T2
Also a fucking classic.

>Happy Gilmore
God that is such a terrible movie.

>Jaws The Revenge
Is that for the ironic so bad its a good movie? Cause watching cheesy bad films with your satyr would make for loads of fun.

>Jason Takes Manhatten
Have never heard of that movie

>>29184267
>Have never heard of that movie
Friday the 13th.

>>29184371
Thats a classic movie then.

>>29184371
One of a billion sequels

>>29184560
>he doesn't like Friday the 13th part deux redux now the shining what you did last summer
dude what

>page 10

What if the satyrs and their friends get together and decides to try and recreate scenes from some of the movies their parents showed them?

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>>29184208
>Tarzan
>The moment this starts playing and you just have to give daughteru a hug.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXhwFfmkx1M&list=PL7FE43190CD86C300&index=9

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>>29185123

"It's over, Dawn. I have the high ground."
>"You underestimate my power!"
>"Don't try it."

...

"Never... I'll never turn to the dark side. You've failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me."
>Dawn's face slowly takes on a disdainful scowl as she looks down at her brother.
>"So be it, Jedi. If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed!"
>Barely a moment after the first arc of lightning leaves her fingertips, the young princess come dark lord of the Sith is startled by the sound of her father's stern voice from the doorway.
"Dawn!"
>She freezes up instantly.
>"Y-Yes, daddy?"
>Her father frowns at her, his arms folded as her brother lays twitching on the floor.
"How many times do I have to tell you? You can play Star Wars all you want, but you're not allowed to use actual force lightning to make it 'more realistic' as you so put it, young lady. It's not polite to electrocute your brother. This is your final warning."

>>29185443
It must be hard raising kids who have the power of demi-gods.

>>29185443

>"I want ice cream for dinner."
>You tilt your head, not used to your daughter talking to you in such a tone.
"Well that's too bad, sweetheart, because the chefs worked really hard to cook our dinner and I'm not telling them to throw your portion away. You can have a little for dessert, but that's it."
>Your daughter waves her hand out in your direction.
>"You will let me have ice cream for dinner... also Radiance broke your drinks cabinet, not me. You should punish him."
>You should have never let her watch Star Wars.
>Deciding to play along, you muster the most monotone voice you can manage.
"Yes, I will send you to bed early and ground you for a week."
>She hesitates before waving her hand again with a look of intense concentration.
>"No, I did it wrong. You WILL let me have ice cream and make Radiance be my slave."
>You stare blankly at her, pretending to be under her power.
"Yes, I will it two weeks and no television."

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I found this blind child way out on page 9. Is she yours?

Hey can someone post details for commissioning some drawfags from here?

>>29181073
I really like the way you draw ponies, and your satyrs are cute too, even though I'm with >>29181345 in that it feels a little weird to suddenly see Sapphire without pants and without that condition she is often mentioned having. It's still nice, tho.
Think you can draw more pony parents spending time with their satyr kids in the future?

>>29185123
>mexican standoff from reservoir dogs
>pogo is nice guy eddie, presto is mr orange, and radiance is mr white

>>29186386
Don't most artists who takes commissions have an account on DeviantArt where it says how to contact them? I honestly don't know.

>>29186448
I have no idea.

>>29186386
Depends on who. Most have an email you can contact them at. Except DJ who has a DA.

>>29186344
How come Melody doesn't have a stick?

>>29187331
>stick
It's a zatoichi, excuse you

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>>29187331
She left it at home. She's been getting a bit overexcited as her operation draws closer.

>>29187356
It would be kinda cool if she had a walking stick with a katana concealed inside it. Scare off the would-be rapists.

>>29187331
I misread that as how come Melody doesn't have a dick.

>>29187850
MOAR FUTA... that'd make sister on siter cest more interesting

>>29187983
No.

>>29187983
I prefer brother-sister incest, but whatever floats your boat.

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>>29188224
Best sort of incest

>>29188224
I prefer parental incest that actually has some feel to it like it had in the beginning, and fetishfags staying in /sad/.

>>29188414
>parental incest that actually has some feel to it
Any incest has to have some feel to it, or it sort of loses its point. It's all about the combination of familial intimacy and romantic love.

>>29188414
I wasn't super fond of parental incest. Even if it was one of those 'only one Anon and satyr' settings. It kinda relied on Anon having an only daughter, which Hope was, but it leaves open a lot of variables. What if your pony wife hadn't left you? What if the satyr wasn't straight? What if they loved someone else instead? What if they loved they loved their mother? What if you had a boy instead and he still had feelings for you?

>>29188375
It's a shame Tomoki is always such a douchebag to his cute little sister. They'd make a cute couple.

>>29188449
Those variables would exist no matter what you did, though.

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>>29188453
Agreed

>>29188449
Who the hell said that it MUST be Anon and daughter only?

>>29188375
>pic
I'd love to see something like this with Drizzle and Gale.

>>29188414
>"Uncle Anon?"
>'Yeah?'
>"Um, my dad's not here and I'm uh..a little 'anxious' right now."
>'Huh..could roll a marley or two, I guess.'
>"Mmm-maybe later, yeah that'd be nice, but uhh, I meant a different kind of anxious.."
>'Fraid you're gonna have to spell it out for me, kid.'
>"Let's have sex. Please."
>'...I'm sorry come again?'
>"Oh I will."
>Anon later explains to his frazzled brother that alot of female satyrs have an elektra complex
>Uncle not reeling from that
>He's reeling from the fact that his teenage niece tired him the fuck out, slapped his ass and asked for pancakes after

>>29188474
I don't think anyone ever said it had to be, but it usually is. Presumably because most of us are male and straight.

>>29188489
You could also take his post to mean that fucking your daughter doesn't mean you're not with your wife anymore.

>>29188497
Very true. I would agree with that.
Nothing better than a loving family.

>>29188483
>alot of female satyrs have an elektra complex
Don't you fucking start that retarded and made-up disease that only satyrs can get again.

>>29188513
HFAS is not a disease, it's a syndrome - if even that.
It's really more of a common genetic trait in human-Equestrian hybrids.

>>29188531
Whatever the fuck that stands for, you can keep it in /sad/ where it belongs.

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>>29188513
>>29188547
Son, calm down.

>>29188453
I thought Tomoko was the elder of the pair.

>>29188513
And he started it. Glad to see I'm not alone in thinking it is absolute autism.

>>29188531
Take that shit to /sad/, bellend.

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Reminder not to respond to trolling, shitposting or bait intended to stir shit, as it only encourages it no matter how you respond.

Further reminder that this message is not in any way prompted by any particular post.

>>29188914
Come to think of it, I think she is, but she's still his cute little sister.

>>29188513
Electra complex IS a real thing, anon.

>>29190819
No, there is ANOTHER thing... okay, imagine every human girl had an elektra complex and was super anime and a whore, but only for daddy's cummies. THAT is the made up thing he was talking about. Not the actual complex.

>>29181073
I can't help but think Rarity would be much more upset than that.

>>29190828
>imagine every human girl had an elektra complex and was super anime and a whore, but only for daddy's cummies.
That sounds pretty hot.

>>29190828
HFAS is not exclusive to parents. It's more of general reverse westermarck effect thing, making satyrs more likely to be attracted to siblings, parents and close relatives in general.

>>29190829
Well when I was drawing it I was remembering the scene where Rarity's playing in the mud with Sweetie Belle from that one episode.

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>>29187331
I always head canon that Melody grabs on to Misty's tail and Misty guides her as they walk around the town. She does that up until 16 or 17 when she starts going out on her own or with Presto and then picks up the walking stick.

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>>29191412
That's really fucking cute yo.

>>29191415
Yeah, i always figured they were really close growing up and Melody has a bit of a stubborn side in that she rejects things that make her feel insecure or helpless. And Misty doesnt mind guiding her around.

>>29191412
That sounds sweet. Did she always have a walking stick nearby that her parents bought for her that she simply didn't start using until after she met Presto? Or did Presto make one for her? Or maybe Misty bought one so Melody could have something to remember her sister by?

>>29191813
>Her first walking stick in years was Presto's old performing rod/wand

>>29191412
>>29191813
Can we talk about Melody without bringing up Presto for once? I realize people like their relationship, but now you can't really mention her without him. What about the rest of her family like Derpy or Ding?

>>29191864
If you want to talk about Melody spending time with her mother or father, then go ahead.

>>29191936
How do you think Derpy handled her flying? I know they typically aren't drawn with wings, but I normally headcanon that they do. And they could probably fly before they're even one with the look of Poundcake (or Pumpkin, either or). Would her clumsiness prevent her from teaching Melody correctly?

>>29191956
What if another pony tries to teach Melody how to fly because Derpy is clumsy, and busy with her job and baby Dingaling? I remember there was a story where Scootaloo took Melody up to Cloudsdale and guided her around the place. At least I think it was Cloudsdale.

>>29192076
>Scoots teaching Melody to fly
Aw, that sounds cute. They'd bond from their struggles of flying with a handicap and persevering.

>>29191956
Well I head canon that they all have wings too, but Melody keeps hers under her shirt since she honestly never really has a need to fly. Misty keeps hers under her jacket cause she doesnt like to cut holes in them since she really likes her jackets. And Ding likes to wear fake wings because muh fashion.

However, Melody when she was younger would instinctively flap up and to the ceiling when she was scared or felt cornered. Her heart would stop racing when she felt the warm comforting embrace of her mother telling her "Its gonna be ok." as Melody rubbed her tear soaked face into her mothers fluffy chest.

Misty flies the most often, but its usually for exercise around the lake. Some of colts and boys like to gather around said lake and try not make their stares too obvious because after each vigorous work out she dive bombs into the cool welcoming water. Sometimes she doesnt wear a bra and you can barely see her hard perky nipples for a bit before she puts on her jacket and walks off hydrating herself.

Ding prefers to stay on the ground and mostly uses her flight to reach the places dad hides the cookies, forgetting his kids can and will fly.So her flying is usually relegated to jumping +

>>29191864
That's a bit rude to say, isn't it? It'd be one thing if you can't talk about this without some other guy always bringing up that. But to ask them to stop mentioning some satyrs in their own posts?

>>29193763
This. Instead of telling other people who they can or can't talk about, just bring up the topics you want to talk about.

>>29193789
A lot of the time these anons usually give some lame "Well what we talk about is always ignored so why bother?" And that is their justification to tell others to stop talking about things they dont like while at the same time not doing anything to improve the thread.

>>29193845
>And that is their justification to tell others to stop talking about things they dont like
Almost every time they do that, it is because people are talking about weird sexual fetishes, not plain satyrs.

>>29193922
>Moving goalposts
>The post

>>29193005
>So her flying is usually relegated to jumping +
So... a double jump?

>>29193984
Pretty much. She never stays up for very long and then gently glides down cookies in hand and mouth. Her dad can never stay mad at her long as she looks at him smiling with cookie crumbs on her face.

>>29191853
Must have been quite a performing rod. A wizard staff.

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>>29194751
100/10

Would there be any interest in a fic revolving around the grand ol' shitstorm that'd surround Princess Celestia and Anonymous when the latter knocks up the former unexpectedly with Radiance?

>>29195162
Sure, we could use more stories like that.

>>29195162
>A story about how human and pony met and had their child
Sounds interesting. But how is that a "grand ol' shitstorm"? Unless you're talking about how almost every pony far and wide would freak out when they hear that a human slept with their princess?

>>29195243
I'd imagine most of the scandal would arise from Anon not being an official consort to the princess at the time, and that their first child was the result of a night of passion that neither were prepared for.
They don't notice Celestia's pregnant until the Royal Physicians are called in to deal with her sudden bouts of morning sickness, since she's never been shy about eating large portions.

>>29195713
Emery is a qt.
I wonder if Pyrefly will ever continue Curwhibbles.

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I ship it only for the fact the follow up is hilarious.

>>29196897
I ship it because I consider the cmc satyrs to be sisters.

>>29195845
Didn't someone who knows him say that he was planning to do it?

>>29197929
That was probably Vagabond. He said he was considering it.

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>>29198272
Petunia is one sexy, sexy beast. The way her boobs just pour out of that top you can tell she is perfect waifu material.

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>>29198287
Can we get an satyr version of this with Petunia and Cider?

>>29198295
This feels more like a candy pic, imo

>>29198295
Where's the original of that pic?

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>>29198295
Isnt Cider the one in this pic? She may not be as busty as Petunia but she seems pretty stacked too.

>>29198302
Candy and a flat chested girl? ... Huh, some hoop jumping had me think of Cristal and Tonbo

>>29198295
>Not Yuzu and Mistake.

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>>29198295
>>29198302
>>29198311

I think it would be better suited with these two cuties. BTW, does anybody have the original pic of Palette?

>>29198312
Mistake as the busty one. She can fake it until she makes it.

>>29198295
>Petunia and Utah are invited to Hearths Warming for the first time in years
>The whole family will be there sans Applejack
>It's a wonderful time for all
>... Except Cider
>"For fucks sake, Petunia, ah love ya like family, but if ya spill mah bowl of pa's ol' fashioned gumbo one more time; them tits are comin' off."

>>29198302
But Anon, Candy doesn't have any friends.
>>29198304
Don't know, but it's from a reference picture /co/ used to make it.
>>29198307
She looks pretty average here though
>>29198312
But I'm tired of them.

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>>29198345
We could go with Feather.

>>29198345
>Candy doesn't have any friends
Liek if u cri efrytim (,;
For reals though, I never FOCUSED on it, but Candy really doesn't have any friends. Shit. Fuck what everyone says about any other satyr; Candy was made for pure fetish fuel... we should change that at some point. Also, agreed. I know they are DJ's baeritos, but saturation can happen with any satyr.

>>29198342
>Gumbo for Christmas
Hark, another Southfag in these hallowed threads?

>>29198369
That makes three of us if he is.

>>29198351
I'd be down with that.

>>29198351
You know, she completely did not even cross my mind. But if we are comparing bust to bust she'd be the most likely. Still Cider or another apple girl could work. Maybe DArcy?

>>29198369
Northwestfag, but love my southfag family. We trade off holidays, so yeah, soup's on.

Mal

>>29198379
>Darcy
>Flat
Bruh, people blow the fuck out of Darcy's tats. Personally only saw her as a B-C cup, but for some reason people want her to have EE cups.

>>29198382
Is an okay satyr with a bad mother.

>>29198363
It's funny that you say how she's made for pure fetish fuel given the fact that she has so little art of her, lewd or otherwise. It's pretty amazing how the satyrs you think would get the most hooplah over them get passed up instead.

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>>29198387
Because it's hotter that way, especially if you headcanon her as Latina.

>>29198390
Her literal defining character trait is big lactating tits... no family focus, no friendship, I don't think there has even been any pure safe content of her.

>>29198272
Utah "If she moos, he will woo" Apple
Utah "She's a taur? He'll get pretty pretty far" Apple
anyone else got any good joke ones for other satyrs
>>29198342
>sans Applejack
She's definitely going to still be there.

>>29198403
>His family makes jabs at him, but all in good fun
Who do you think makes the jabs; Anon, Bucky, or Cider?

>>29198295
That girl's ears are distractingly huge.

>>29198406
Bucky's obviously the jab master in the family.

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>>29198387
Small boobs are just another notch in the things that didnt work out for her belt.

>>29198363
>>29198390
>>29198401

Candy is pretty cute, I usually HC her as being really shy and keeps to herself. But she does crush on an older anon. She grew up kind of ugly but then bloomed into a beautiful older teen.

>>29198406
Cider and bucky would be the most likely.

>>29198387
what if they're both satyrs

>>29198382
Is literal shit with a shit tier OC. Worse than any of the udderfags, drakefags, or trapfags.

>>29198412
Where do you guys put the age ranges for the CMC satyrs? I only have them as teens once the original M6 satyrs are in their twenties.

>>29198496
Oh, by CMC satyrs I meant all the ones who are currently fillies in the show.

>>29198496
Assuming the Thorn/Mudpie friendlationship is anything to go off of; they'd be about 3rd gen m6 satyr age.

>>29198406
Probably Bucky. He noticed that he had a particular taste quickly. They should be glad it was only either Petunia or Feather and not a minotaur or yak because travelling there is a bitch.

How awkward is thanksgiving going to be for the apples?

>>29198600
Only awkward if they eat roast beef, prime rib, or steak. Otherwise, they're in the clear.

>>29198272
>OC x OC OC offsprings
I knew this general is autistic as hell when it comes to shipping, but I didn't know it was this serious.

So I guess the whole "you get married and have kids of your own" thing that started this general is a thing of the past, huh? Completely gone.
Humans and ponies? What the fuck are those? It can't be Anon sleeping in bed with his pony wife and kids, nope. This is all about satyrs x satyrs and their satyr offsprings now.

>>29198596
Speaking of, for those of you who don't frequent /sad/, there is a poc relevant to this up there now.

>>29198711
>This has been done for a while now
Cheap bait, missed your opportune moment, and >implying we still don't do that

Git gud, then you can drag your bitch ass back in here and try again

>>29198711
Times change

>>29197929
Yeah, that's why I was wondering.
Haven't heard anything since.

>>29198747
For the worse by the look of things.

>>29199020
>Onions

>>29199250
So why was Muddle never paired up with Broil at any point, seeing as how they're both the same species of satyr.

>>29199374
>They're the same species of satyrs, so that means they must be perfect for each other
In a world where ponies hook up with humans and other species, that sounds a bit dumb.