>Get really drunk one night >Wake up and see this What do?

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>>29151491
>''Ready for round 2 ?''

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>>29151491
>Oh shit i am in Equ-
>wake up again

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>>29151491
>Got really drunk last night.
>Checks phone.
>Sees this thread.
>Save pic.

>>29151491
Delete the thread and ban a bunch of people of course

>>29151491
Your last thread died for a reason. Making it again won't change that.

>>29151533
For (you)

>The distant sound of chanting birds slowly brings your mind back from the realm of Dreams.
>Your eyes begin to perceive the sunlight through your closed lids, making you grunt.
>Your head seems so heavy. It's not painful, you've always had rather mild hang-overs, but it's still a disturbing sensation.
>You feel something move next to you.
>The sound of the sheets being shifted as someone moves and one thing is for sure, you didn't move.
>You slowly, painfully open your eyes and, as your vision focuses on what's right there next to you, you realize who that is.
>"Mmmorning, Anon~"
>Pinkie Pie looks at you with sleepy but content eyes with a gentle blush on her face.
>The memories of last night finally come back to you and you rub your hand over your face before shifting over and gently pulling the pink pony in a cuddly position, her head on your chest.
"Hey Pinkie..."

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>>29151553
no >rape

>>29151491
Wonder how drunk she was

>>29151553
If anyone wants me to keep going for a bit, I'll do that once I come back home, heading out with my brother to hang out with our cousin.

>>29151600
You're a big guy

>>29151491
>"Pink horse, do you have any Alka-Seltzer? My head is killing me . . ."

>>29151491
>Snuggles and kisses
>Feed her chocolates because that's cute
>More sex but gentler because we're tired
>Send pictures to jealous Maud with future phones

>>29151553
You are an awful writer and you sound like a 16 year old kid.

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>>29151491
OP, take this version and never let me catch you post that shitty artifacted lowres version again, faggot.

>>29152301
Found the edgy Xmas break kid, people.

>>29151539
What s the next step in OP's masterplan?

>>29151491

Roll her onto her back and ensure that she will never be able to fully clench her anus ever again.

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>>29151514
t-thanks

Bonk the ponk

>>29151491

>>29151491
>rape

>>29151491
>not Twi
Get really drunk that night and try my luck again

>>29151491
All that drinking myself to death finally worked

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>>29155489
Bop

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>>29151491
wake again and see this.

>>29157631
>You will never wake up next to your loving wife Rarity
>Because she's already married to Spike

I'd ask if she can shit marshmallow frosting onto my face.

>>29152301
write better then

>>29153808
nah, It's really shitty
Not everything is horrible, but things like >The sound of the sheets being shifted as someone moves and one thing is for sure, you didn't move.
when there wasn't any allusion of sound before + the shitty build of the phrase, or using stuff from nearly opposite lexical genre, with a hangover and "the realm of Dreams" two sentences apart ruin the text

SHIT

>>29154446
Yup

>>29152301
Jeez man, no need to be so harsh.

>>29151491