Would you take advantage of a drunk pone?

>>29146098
Only if I am also drunk, which is all the time.

>>29146098
I've read a story where Milky Way takes advantage of a drunk Berry Punch and cock vores her

>>29146098
Yes

>>29146104
nice

>>29146098
THAT pony, you have to be mindful that she doesn't take advantage of YOU.

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>>29146098
i am so evil that i won't take advantage of a pone and instead help it go home safely

>>29146098
Nope.

>>29146098
No.
But she has to eat all the eggs.

>>29146098
Nope.
Time for eggs.

>>29146104
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/249647/berry-milk

why are all cock vore stories anthro

it's fucking bullshit m8

>>29146614
Because the only people degenerate enough to have that fetish are furries.

>>29146642
shut up furfag

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>>29146515
>>29146596
You glorious fucks.

>>29146098
>Anon is shunned and ostracized because everyone's scared of him
>Berry Punch is ostracised because she's a drunk
>They run into each other while she's stumbling home and he's picking up the weeks groceries the townsfolk leave him to keep him from eating their children
>She's too drunk to be scared, or make it safely home, so he lets her crash at his place
>It's been ages since a stallion have her a pity fuck
>She starts putting the moves on him almost immediately

>>29146729
>Twilight practically shits herself because this monster that stumbled int town actually made a friend.
>Piles a ton of scrolls and quills on spike and makes a beeline to his house.

>>29146743
>Piles a ton of scrolls and quills on spike and makes a beeline to his house.
This is what I hate about Twilight. She has the magical strength to easily lift all that stuff herself and carry it magic and she insists on having Spike do the heavy lifting. This always happens. Fuck Twilight.

>>29146754
She's a cunt, destined to be a princess.

>>29146729
>>29146743
I'd read this

>>29146729
>>29146743
>>29146891
yes

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>mfw alcoholic

It's not as fun as it sounds

Watching cartoon horses while drunk is pretty great though

>>29146899
gibs me dat anon

gib et nao

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>>29146098
it's not taking advantage if she's always drunk.

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>>29146098
Is it really taking advantage of her when she gets drunk knowing something will happen to her?

>>29146098
Source?

>>29146098
No. Even Austin Powersknows its wrong to take advantage of another person.

>>29146729
>>29146743
Please sir, can I have more?

>>29146098
>You are Anon and you're currently enjoying a spontaneous midnight stroll through the empty streets of Ponyville.
>Stars spot the deep black sky overhead, and the sparse illumination of the street lamps scattered around the streets leaves enough room for comfortable darkness between the cones of light.
>Pulling your jacket tighter in an attempt to shut out the early-autumn chill, you startle slightly when you suddenly make out a voice calling your name.
>"Anon..."
>Quickly looking around, you see no one on the street with you.
>"Ahhnnnnnnooonnn..."
>Nope.
>You're about to turn around and flee from the spooky sensation and back towards your house, when you spot a bushy purple tail hanging over the backrest of a nearby park bench.
>Creeping up towards the appendage almost drained of its color in the gloom, you make out the soft giggling of a pony's familiar voice.
"B-berry Punch?"
>"Ohai Anonymoush... *hic*... wassap?"
"Jesus, you scared me half to death. What the hell are you doing here?"
>The clearly intoxicated pony turns her head to - after a few false starts - look you in the eyes, apparently momentarily confused about her whereabouts.
>"Restin'", she manages to slur out after a few seconds before turning her head and slumping back onto the bench.
>Content with the explanatory value her words, Berry chooses to not elucidate on her situation any further, instead proceeding to loudly empty the contents of her stomach onto the ground next to her.
"Nice. You've been overdoing it again, haven't you?"
>"Yesh... I mi-might've", the pony hacks out between spitting and dry-heaving.
>You shake your head at the display in front of you, your words failing you for an appropriate response.
"Nice...", you reiterate.
>Damn alcoholics.
"Do you think you're fine to find your way home?" you ask with a hopeful voice, even though the answer to your question is painfully obvious and highlighted by Berry again violently disposing of the offending toxin in her stomach.

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>>29146098
And I would feel great about it too. I need a pone to cuddle fuck drunkenly. Just as long as the bitch doesn't hightail it outa there the next morning with my wallet just to add insult to injury.

>>29147710
Damn alcohol hoarse

>>29147710
>You walk around the bench, careful not to step into Berry's sick, and squat next to the hurting pony.
>Gently resting your hand on her forehead and eliciting a small, painful moan, you can't help but feel sympathetic to her struggle.
>You know the pain of too much alcohol as well as the public humiliation usually accompanied by it.
>The nights are getting colder too.
>You can't just let her alone out here.
"Berry", you try to say as soft as possible, lightly snapping your fingers in front of her face to get her to focus on your words.
"Do you want me to get you home?"
>"Yesh please", she nods drunkenly.
"Alright."
>Standing up, you move to put your hands beneath Berry's form to lift her up, but hesitate just before your fingers make contact with her soft, velvety slick fur.
"If you're going to be sick again, do it now instead of when I'm carrying you", you state while looking down onto her.
>"All good Anon. M'fineee now. *hic*"
>Cautiously, your hands approach Berry's body again, gently lifting her up and folding her into a carrying position in front of your chest.
>With your arms wrapped around her fuzzy warmth, you slowly begin walking.
>Fearing that the swaying of your motion might trigger another episode of vomiting, you try to minimize your shaking by firmly pressing Berry to your body and walking as upright as you can.
>The drunken mare seems to enjoy the motion rather than being sickened by it though, with a gentle smile slowly forming on her lips.
>Her eyes are closed, and you can make out a quiet melody hummed to the beating of your footsteps.
>Damn alcoholics.
"Looks like you recover fast, huh?"
>"Hmhhh", Berry slurs, slightly bobbing her head with the swaying.
>"Ish all good, Anon."
>For a while, the only things that you hear is the sound of your own steps, the distant rustling of leaves in the wind, and the drunken pony's quiet melody which you can't help but joint into after a few more minutes.

>>29147967
>Your fingers dig into her warm fur, and you slowly become aware of Berry's form.
>The delicious roundness around her haunches, the soft sensation of her hooves, the subtle curves of her face as she slowly drifts into relaxation.
>This might be bad.
>By the time her place comes into view, the mare in your arms has dropped into a deep, alcohol-induced slumber.
"We're here", you whisper.
>No response.
>Stepping up to Berry's front door, you fumble for a spare key below the doormat and proceed to carry the comatose pony inside.
>You lay her down on the sofa, enjoying the sensation of her fur sliding through your fingers as you pull your hands out from under her.
>Berry immediately rolls over, digging herself deeper into the cushions and offering you a view of her ample backside in the process.
>Yeah, this is bad.
>You grab a blanket from the armchair nearby and cover her up, patting her head before you hurriedly turn to leave.
>You're two steps on your way towards the door when you stop.
>Don't!
>You turn around again, bending over the peaceful mare.
>The rest of the world is dead to her right now, and you're sure she won't remember - let alone notice - anything going on right now.
>No, this isn't you, this isn't what you came here to do.
>Your friend relied on you to help her tonight, to protect her and not satisfy your own twisted desires with her body.
>You won't be able to face her again if you give in now.
>Stretching out a shaking hand, you curse yourself for not being a stronger man, a stronger friend, but instead succumbing to your baser instincts and your blatant need for self-gratification.
>Reaching Berry's fur, you softly boop her on the nose, before quickly pulling your hand back with a racing heart.
>What have you done?
>You nearly stumble over your own feet while hurrying for the door, pulling it closed behind you and sprinting home while scolding yourself for what horrible thing you just did.

>>29146098
No, i can just put her head next to my penis to let her smell it.

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>>29147967
This is cute. You may continue.

Horses are adept at processing alcohol and pound for pound can drink most humans out of the game.

>>29146754
She's giving Spike every opportunity to get sweet natty dragon gains.

>>29146098
Un-cropped version of OP image, for those wondering...

https://derpibooru.org/1322902

>>29148121
>She's drunk because her friends were giving her a hard time because she harbors feelings for the weird green alien who has come to live among them. They were trying to set her up with a stallion, so she left and tried to make it home on her own.

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>>29146098
Yes I fucking would
Just like I would a real drunk girl too

Just like I have
Multiple times

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>>29148121
Fucking retarded

Can someone else continue it?

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>b-b-but thats rape!

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>29148626
>Then you turn around and go back.
>rape
>You like it a lot.
>She doesn't mind because she is knocked out.
>Then she wakes up.
>She doesn't like it.
>You do it anyway cause you are big strong Anon.

>Now you get to rape her whenever you want because she is a broken husk.

Hope you had a good fap, you fucking autist. kys

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>>29148929
>caring more about pussy than the girls feelings= autism

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>>29146903
I know that feel anon

Hey u wanna get drunk and watch poni together? U got xbox or something ?

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>>29146903
>>29149362
I know that feel too. Why can't I stop?

Yes.

I would cover her with a blanket and read her a bedtime story, filming the whole thing and demanding wine barrels as ransom..

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>>29148204

thanks mate

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Berry transcends reality.

>>29149362
Not that anon and not a consolefag but I'm down for poners and whiskey

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>>29146098
I would .drink her under the table.

>>29150017
k

>>29150713
Got a way to hang?

>>29151336
Send me an email or hangouts chat torpalthrowaway at gmail and well work from there

>>29146729
>>29146743

If this anon doesn't return and continue, I'm stealing this and writing an actually story out of this prompt.

>>29146098
Yes
I would cheat them out of a bunch of bits

>>29146923
This
Its her natural state so it counts as in her right mind

>>29148121
How could you anon

>>29151840
Pls do

>>29151858
Every man has his breaking point.

I'm already a demon

>>29146754

Spike's life is literally nothing but getting shit on.

That's his entire identity.

>>29146497
You monster! what did she ever do to you?

>>29146098
Not that one.
Holy shit she's ugly.

>>29146497
Liar

I smell... sock?

bump for real green

>>29151840
He's not coming back, is he?

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>>29156033
Boozepone will be forever alone.

>>29146098
ponies don't get drunk but I would take advantage of a pony but I would not harm her