You wouldn't breed a pony.

>>29137480
Not before I suck her teats.

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>>29137480
I would you faggot.

>>29137497
>inb4 falseflagging "triggered """Dashfags"""" reeee at this

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>>29137480
>You wouldn't breed a pony.
Who the fuck said that?

>>29137480
>>29137486
Source pls

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>>29137480
Yeah, you're right. I wouldn't. Fuck you gon do about it?

>>29137480
Maybe not, but I'd keep trying

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>>29137480
They don't call me a horsefucker for nothing....

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tfw 400 bucks christmas from dragon_dildos and it 's all horses of both sexes

alfred kinsey called and he thinks thinks you guys are all faggots too

>>29137480

>you physically cannot procreate with ponies
>but you sure as hell can be Equestria's first pony breeder
>Anon is in charge of all Equestrian breeding
>decides who fucks who, and when
>watches every breeding, sometimes joins in for a threesome or gets some sloppy seconds
>deliberately fucks (pun intended) with the ponies, forcing ponies to hate fuck their worst enemies
>takes in unwanted fillies and raises them in his orphanage
>pimp out your fillies as prostitutes
>train the first colt you took in to be your successor

>>29137480

No, I would not breed *a* pony.

>>29137638
>entire school runs train on DT and SS while twist watches

>>29137585
https://derpibooru.org/931680
https://derpibooru.org/1267348

>>29137603
This fag gets it

>>29137668
>futa
Into the trash it goes

>>29137480

No, you -can't- breed a pony, because genetics.

This doesn't mean you wouldn't quench your Equestrian waifu's burning loins till your dick only shot dust.

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>>29137749
What about either of those was unappealing?

That first pic could've gone without a futa tag, and you wouldn't have been able to tell any sort of difference.

Faggots these days.

>>29137749
This.

If I could purge one thing from this earth it would be futa.

>>29137616
source?

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>>29137749
Yeah, sorry about the futa shit. Just found the image laying around on my hard drive collecting dust and I didn't really know the context of the image. So here's another picture, to hopefully pay for my mistakes

>>29137617
Not buying sugarstar

>>29137888
>buying bad dragon shit at all

>>29137480
>Not wanting to breed a pony
What kind of sick fuck are you?

>>29137818
Dunno where it came from.... but I'll drop my whole clop folder if you give me a place to

Of the M6, who's arguably the best 'future mom'? A lot of people pick Fluttershy, but I'm honestly of the mind that it'd be Pinky.

>>29137932
MEGA or Dropbox

>>29137949
Free and easy. Not one I have to sign up for. Like link me to a volafile or something man.

>>29137979
volafile io/r/9c65k9nc

>>29137986
It's uploading. Will be about 15 min cuz my upload rate is shit.

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>>29137818
https://derpibooru.org/735054

>>29137849
No one asked, but source for this one is
https://derpibooru.org/570296

Recognizing best artists style and being able to find a cropped pic in 5 seconds on Derpibooru: totally worth it.

>>29137986
It's uploaded. Enjoy man, happy clopping!

>>29138008
Thanks for the sauce. Didn't know there was an uncropped version of the photo.

>>29138047
Thanks!

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>>29138008

You're the hero we need.

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>>29137616
>tfw Mozathy disappeared without warning
i miss him ;_;

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>>29137755
Magic.

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>>29137755
>estrus season in the historic Earth pony town of Ponyville

>>29138008
>the cupcakes will burn
It's ok, I'm more concerned with putting a bun in your oven

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>>29137643
haha, we have a winrar
/thread

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Is this the human/pony breeding thread?

>>29137480
Not before I get some of that sweet mare cum on my tongue, I wouldn't.

>>29137497
Thumbnail almost had me. Good job, anon.

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>>29137480

>>29137932
Right here

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Pictured: Earth pony talents

>>29138782
That's not a pony now is it anon? It's a filthy human.

>>29137480
Oh, the hats are still here.

That's nice.

>>29138818
Said a human.

>>29138818
at some point you're going to have to use your own imagination

>>29138825

Why are you telling him something he already knows?

>>29138782
You'd better post that in some EqG thread.

>>29137480
OP is a fag
also
>rape

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something something maternity ward

>>29138415
see
>>29137986


>>29138161
Who's Mozathy?

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>>29139233
>Who's Mozathy?
The dude who used to draw the perfect human x pone pics, like the one i'd linked from
He just kinda disappeared randomly in 2014/5, deleted his blogs and just poofed out of existence

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>>29137818
>>29137585

When did this become acceptable

>>29139259
The name is MostazaThy, Anon.

>>29139352
O-oh
it's been so long i forgot what his name was

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>>29138310
What's the password
____ ____ _____

full image when?

>>29139259
Just looked him up

>Very detailed and lively facial features
>Adds nice dialogue
>Not above doing foalcon

BUTT
>Draws human genitals on the ponies

So close to being perfect, but alas 7/10

>>29137617
>keychain

NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>29139259
that feel

>>29137480
Why?

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>>29139344
>Twilights eye
If they wanted to sell more shit, they should care more about the quality.

>>29139259
I still speak to Mos.
He got tired of drawing and decided to stop.
He never really posted all his art, he had hundreds of images he kept to himself because he didn't think they were "good enough"
I feel sorry for him really, internet artists are treated like shit all the time by entitled twats who demand everything from them.

>>29138167

Then yep. Breeding the magical pony is a definitely doable thing. When in Equestria, do as the Equestrians do. Or just do the Equestrian.

>>29139259
Google and Bing both brought up nothing on him. Can you link some of his stuff?
preferably pony Sunset if he drew any

>>29139732

That is the life of a fandom artist, unfortunately. Commiseration with other artists is usually the best therapy available, but it doesn't work in every case. Sometimes the cancer is terminal.

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>>29139761
Nevermind, I was searching the wrong name.
>Decent stuff
>None of my waifu

>>29139732
Fuck man that sucks, I feel really sorry that he felt that way
Could you pass on that a random anon appreciates all the work he put in and hopes he's doing well for himself now?

>>29139761
Mostazathy. I don't think he did any EqG stuff.

>>29139732
Please, tell him that he's not forgotten. And he won't be forgotten.

>>29137480
Not before marriage. After that she is my brood mare.

>>29139754
What if I do Equestria?

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>>29137480
Your point being?

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>>29139784
I hate how my waifu has such low amounts of pony porn.
It hurts.

mini mares can be fun... that's all I'm gonna say on the matter.

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>>29139824
Well most EqG fans really don't care much about ponies anyway so that's to be expected.

>>29138203
kek, fuckin saved

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>>29139732
>kept to himself because he didn't think they were "good enough"

artists that do this shit are almost as bad as artists that think they can make a living off of drawing ponies

>>29139852
>Well most EqG fans really don't care much about ponies anyway so that's to be expected.
[Citation needed]

>>29139732
>lets pretend you are not lying
please tell him :he should make one last dump, of everything he held back, for his fans

then he can disappear

>>29140079
It's true, they always tout how they're just 'here for le pr0nz, muh dudes xDDD I don't even watch ur magic goat show lol'.

>>29137485
>you will never suck on a very pregnant Mrs Cake's swollen teats

>>29138008
>human vag
Cropped porn is almost always better it seems.

>>29137480
No, because I cannot "breed" with what I cannot impregnate.

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>>29137480
Do you know where you are, newfag?

>>29137497
AHAHAHA LOLOL DASHKEKS XDD-wait wait wait, aw shit are they playing some Atari?

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>>29140353
not with that attitude you can't!

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>>29140730
They were probably playing some Combat or Frogs and Flies.

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>>29137480
For next time

>>29137939
It's hard to say. To a certain degree most of them are absorbed in something else, and it's hard to guess how much that'd change with a foal.

I want to say Applejack, she half raises Applebloom anyways. It's also easy to believe that she'd be too focused on farm business too though.

I also think it makes a neat story when having a kid completely flips a switch for Rainbow Dash, and all of her self-obsession suddenly turns into kid obsession.

I think Pinkie would make a much better aunt than mom. She's perfect for occasional baby sitting and spoiling. Then again, look at how far she goes about pinkie promises; I could be convinced that she'd go the extra mile to make sure her kids had a strong sense of morals and discipline too.

>>29137939
Glim Glam

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Yes, yes I would.

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>>29141512
Is she sneezing?

>>29139344
what is that pic from?

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>>29141521

Yes!

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>>29141521
Of course!

>>29141527
An episode of True Detective, apparently.

Yes, seriously. It's not certain whether someone it was a deliberate reference (the scene in question takes place in 1995, so it wouldn't be just a random towel), or it's just what the props guy had--it's so dirty and faded that it's barely visible anyway. The writers for True Detective seem to have loved shoveling in little references to as many other things as they possibly could, from 1930s pulp detective novels to H. P. Lovecraft to 1990s conspiracy theories. In that context MLP isn't a stretch.

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>>29141531
>>29141545

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I want to make moonhorse a momhorse.

>>29141635
Yodeling

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>>29141512
>You have to awkwardly explain to Twilight how you knocked up her supposedly "Too old for more foals" mom.

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>>29142225
Colored version .

>>29142440
>you clear your throat
"I fucked her."
>she gives you a strange room
"Lift your tail if you'd like me to demonstrate."
>"That, uh, that won't be necessary."
"You sure?"
>"I'm good. Really, I am."
"Then we're done here."
>it was a pretty straightforward day

>>29137480
>You wouldn't download a pizza

>>29142639
I would do that.

>>29142443
If you dont want to fuck that, you are gay.

>>29142639
3 years late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uphIwHFz0no

why does captcha have a hard-on for sushi?

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>>29137480
>>29141473

>>29137480
Just because I can't doesn't mean I wouldn't keep trying.

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>>29142443
>>29142670
I want both that ass, and her sister's.

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>>29142401
Don't start.

>>29142401
Classic.

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>>29142917
Yeah, give another mare a chance.

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>>29142969
>"Hey. Hey Twilight."
>Just ignore her. She'll get bored and stop.
>"Twilight. Hey, Twilight."
>You hear the sounds of wings re-adjusting as Rainbow's smug voice gets closer.
>Just focus on your book, Twilight. noosphere theory is a good enough blocker for voices.
>"Twiiiiiiiilight."
>You can feel the grin on Rainbow's face and hear the cooing of a foal as she invades your space and presses her cheek to yours.
>"Psssst. Twi."
>You growl and finally turn to the irritating pegasus.
"What? What is it?"
>Grin never fading, Rainbow backs up and turns to her side.
>On her back nestled between her hunched wings is her month old son, who seems content to doze on his mother's back and soak up her heat.
>The tiny colt yawns adorably, showing off tiny nubs of very distinct canine teeth.
>"Hey, Twi. See this?"
>The pegasus ruffles her wings, pulling your attention to the foal again.
>"See this? I made this."
>Rainbow puffs her chest out proudly, tuft on full display.
>The smug that Rainbow is radiating is almost too much.
>She cranes her neck around to nuzzle the little colt, who giggles.
>"Hey, Twilight. You should make one."
>If there wasn't a foal on her back, you'd throttle your friend.

>>29142980
I remember that green. Its good green tho so I dont mind

>>29139732
>>Draws a million times better than I ever could
>>Doesn't upload most of it because "not good enough"

>>29141047
I don't want kids anyway.

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>>29142980
I very much enjoy the smug mama Dash stories.

It's cute.

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>Clop to muh waifu Pinkie earlier this morning
>Later at work, randomly think about Pinkie for whatever reason
>Suddenly have erection while at work

I swear this usually never happens to me.

>>29143558
nice hair trigger

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>>29137480
You wouldn't boop a pony.

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Reminder that earth ponies are the best breeding stock for humans.

Strong, soft, fertile, and durable. Good for all of the rigors of motherhood as well as the rigorous process of getting her there.

>>29143756
That thing doesn't even look like a pony, disgusting

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>>29143756

Indeed. Of the Mane 6, the two earth ponies are EASILY the hottest.

>>29143782
Needs a warm, moist, toweling down first.

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>>29143803
Perhaps, but it's Marshmallow who's most likely not to be an awkward virgin. She may even be kinky.

>>29138161
https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=artist%3AMostazathy
>Mostazathy is off the ride

Shit mang, I recognize a lot of this stuff. Feels bad to know that he's kill as an artist now.

Well, hopefully he's happy with whatever he's doing now.

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>>29142443

>>29142540
>she gives you a strange room
wut

>>29143902
Cool inflation, bro.

>>29143862
>Applejack
>awkward virgin
Farm girls are quite educated. Applejack knows what's up.

>>29139448
Yeah, human penises on ponies look freaky.

>>29144188
She seems like more the type to be cocky, teasing, and a little stubborn like a "of course i know what i'm doing" kind of attitude pre-sex, but then being completely clueless around your dick, resulting in her blurting out her honest thoughts

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Trust me, I would

>>29144935
ANTHRO

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>>29137480
Anybody who wants to fuck a pony is a filthy degenerate. You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>29145426
>Anybody who doesn't want to fuck a pony is a filthy degenerate. You should be ashamed of yourself.
FTFY

>>29143923
>strange room

It's an old may may. Someone's attempted misspelling of "look" got autocorrected to "room," resulting in lulz for one and all.

>>29137480

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>>29145432
i only made that post because of guaranteed replies

HOLY FUCK THEY'RE RIGHT, HIROSHIMOOT GOT RID OF (YOU)

>>29145413
FAGGOT

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>>29137480
>implicit implications

>>29138371
You faggot
Fuck that donkey till she can't move anymore

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>>29138371
Chuckled a tad too heartily.

>>29143862

Rarity is the kind of lover that would insist on a shower beforehand. Every time.

On the other hand, that's so she can be in the shower with you, naked and wet.

>>29144935
>thick tree hugger
Y-you got any more anon?

>>29137480
I would.
>>29143902
>>29144165
Exceptionally, I would this too.

>>29139732
Tell him he has a special place in my heart.
This includes my dick.

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>>29137480
I would ground my little firebird without hesitation.

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>>29147133
I want to have a dozen or so with Flutterbutter.

>>29147133
>"Yeah, look at that round belly."

>>29147155
A shame that Discord got there first

>>29147265
here we go with the asshurt kek

Would any of you actually be willing to become a pony stallion in order to be able to impregnate your waifu?

>>29147388
I hate TF and the way this question is set up, but I guess.

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>>29142440

>Proceeds to explain in full, gory detail precisely what I did to her mother.
>Gets hit in the face with a large book.
Totally worth it.

>>29147402
Why are there multiple snapshots of this pony sneezing?

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>>29147421

Science!

>>29147388
If I'm being transformed into a pony I better be female motherfucker

>>29147388

Sure. Less worries about the resulting pregnancy.

Now, what if your waifu had to become human?

>>29145426
But of corse.
You woudn't violate her trust.
Would you?

>>29147523
Since the alternative is merely the impossibility to have your own kids with your waifu, nah, not worth it. Screw kids.

I am in favor of continuing project centaur. I shall contribute as much as possible until I die.

>>29147671
But anon, you already have.
/mlp/ is your purgatory, that's why you can't leave.

>>29147684
Shit... well, at least there's still pone.

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>>29147388
Got 99 problems and getting my waifu pregnant ain't one

>>29147563
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OEHT9O7kbW

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>>29147945
Awwwwwww yesss.
That was a good thread.

>>29147388
No, I want satyr children or bust

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>>29148014
>or bust
here

>>29148044
>that crystal dong inside her neck
kek

>>29147388
>get a giant, thick horsecock and heavy, virile balls
All the better to feel my waifu's pussy wink against my sack with.

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>>29139732
Get him to post the pictures

>>29148873
>>29148882
>>29148894

Are you done yet? Fuck off already

>>29148896
Fuck you he's cool.

>>29148873
>>29148882
>>29148894
dood

>>29147421
Because they're part of a series of images, and you're too much of a scrub to use the derpibooru filename in that post to search for it yourself.

>>29148882
>>29148894
Fuck off

>>29148894

>pulling out

why?

>>29148937
that looks risky as fuck i have seen horeses bite just because they are a litle pisoff

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>>29147265
>>29147276
Are you autistic?

>>29148942
It's more hygienic for her, maybe he just did it for the vid.

>>29148873
>>29148882
>>29148894
>>29148937
Kill yourself.

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>>29148937
I sincerely hope it gets bitten off kek

>>29148966

why, her vagina is meant for taking a large quantity of stallion cum, I doubt a little human cum would hurt anything.

>>29148941
>complaining about horse pussy
>on /mlp/
Take your own advice, autist
Fuck off

>>29148995
Stallion, not carnivore cum.

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>scaring away the newfags with rl mares

>>29148969
Take your own advice, dipshit
He's doing a /mlp/ classic

I bet you never seen the best mare pack

>>29149020
Is human cum toxic for horses or something?

>>29149010
>real shit

You take your own advice you fucking faggot

>>29149029
>wah! mare pussy on /mlp/?
Drink bleach, newfag fuckface

>>29149010
/a/ may be full of weebs but theyre always right about one thing

3dpd

>>29149026
It'll rot inside of her.

>>29149024
>I bet you never seen the best mare pack

How could I not have considering how much autists like yourself endlessly obsess over it?

>>29149048

stallion cum doesn't?

>>29149043
>liking 3d garbage

Hang yourself.

>>29149024
>the best mare pack
You should tell me more about this thing

>>29149047
>/a/ may be full of weebs but theyre always right about one thing
Taking advice from /a/
Found the weeb loser
>3dpd
>Implying you wouldn't fuck horse pussy
Found the newfag straight from reddit

It's clear where this is going. Everyone who like mare pussy on this side of the line, everyone else on the other side. On the count of three we all come out swinging.

>>29149059
3 d p d
d
p
d

>>29149059
Fuck off back to your beast forum, faggot, this is a place for 2D.

>>29149057
>muh feelings
Take your own advice, autistic newfag

>>29149051
>How could I not have considering how much autists like yourself endlessly obsess over it?
>Complaining /mlp/ talks about something everyone likes
And you have the gall to call others autistic

Leave
This place isn't for you, autistic redditor

>>29149059
>calls someone a loser
>jacks it to real bestiality

kek

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I don't understand why you guys are complaining. This is amazing.

>>29149024
Please, for the love of God, link that.

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>>29149078
>speaks for the entire board

Typical. Opinion discarded.

>>29149064
>Fuck off back to your beast forum, faggot, this is a place for 2D.
Eat shit newfag
/mlp/ is all about this

also
>complaining about fucking horses on a board that fantasies about fucking ponies
>hurr stop liking what I don't like durr
All this proves is you don't belong here

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>>29149060

>>29149090
>Typical. Opinion discarded.
>but my opinion means they agree with me.

Guess looking at the archives is too much trouble huh, autist?

>>29149083
It's the normalfags who leak here disillusioned with their brony groups on facebook.
They see an ebic screencap or two on /r/4chan and think LOL, YEP, THAT'S THE PLACE FOR ME XDDD and they get here and get laughed right back out.

>>29149079
>complains on /mlp/ about horse pussy
>thinks it's isn't autistic
lol

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>>29149097

>>29149058
>>29149083
http://thepiratebay.sx/torrent/7688122/

for you. Lots and lots of winking and mare cum vids getting pumped .

>>29149095
/mlp/ is about MLP. Not real horses.

>Implying fucking actual horses is the same as fantasizing about fucking MLP ponies

>>29149102
The majority of the board doesn't share the same opinion, and never has. You're delusional if you think otherwise.

>>29149105
Keep telling yourself that, you autistic faggot.

>>29149124
>The majority of the board doesn't share the same opinion, and never has. You're delusional if you think otherwise.
Translation
>the majority of the board shares my opinion. You're delusional if you think otherwise
wew lad

A board dedicated to ponies with tons of green describing fucking horse pussy hates horse pussy.

Really makes you think

>>29149124
>The majority of the board doesn't share the same opinion
>and never has.
>never has

Go to archive
Type "best mare pack"
????
Profit

>>29149145
How stupid do you have to be to interpret what I said as that?
It's shown countless times the board has mixed opinions, rarely leaning either way.

>A board dedicated to ponies with tons of green describing fucking horse pussy hates horse pussy.

>A board dedicated to cartoon ponies with tons of green describing fucking cartoon horse pussy doesn't necessarily like real horse pussy.

Fixed it for ya, retard.

>>29149166
>"h-heres proof that the side that supports my opinion exists!! That means the side that supports your opinion doesn't exist!"

Moron.

>>29148995
>>29149054

A very short incognito google tells me that there's potential concerns about the thickness and the PH.
Stallion cum is basically thick water. Human cum is pretty dense with carbohydrates and proteins relatively.

>>29149060
Am I allowed to say I'm grossed out by 3D pone disgusting, but don't need all of those weirdos to off themselves or anything?

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>>29149124
What's the matter, dude? So some anonymous fuck ups want to fuck horses, how does that offend you?

Finding out you're not entirely among 'like minds', huh? All these weirdos who'd fuck a REAL horse? Groossss~~

>>29149178
You are the only one rn who doesn't want real horse pussy.
Please leave and never return.


Anyone got the screen cap of the first person on /mlp/ to say they dont want to fuck real horses?

>>29149198
I always knew I wasn't entirely among like minds.

That's exactly what these retards need to realize.

>>29149191
Say what ever you like but I'm throwing elbows at anyone in front of that line.

>>29137497
Thumbnail really got me

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>>29149213
>speaking for the entire board, again
>thinking a literal bandwagon meme screen cap is any evidence of anything

Your arguments become worse and worse with each post.

If your screen cap is capable of proving anything, then I'll just one up you with something better.

>>29149226
I keep thinking that he's forcing her to do heroine.

>>29149246
She's already a heroine ;^)

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>>29149240
I'm not the guy you're arguing with.
Also, if you don't like it
Hide
The
Thread

No one is forcing you to be here.

>>29149260
The thread was great until the fucking faggot started posting bestiality garbage.

>>29149269
That just made it better.

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>>29149269
How can it be garbage when it has 'best' in the name?

>>29149124
>/mlp/ is about MLP. Not real horses.
this to be quite honest familia

we have fantasies about cute giggly cartoon characters

I don't know where bestiality belongs, maybe /lgbt/, tell them you're a trans-species special snowflake or some stupid shit like that

but it isn't here

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>>29149269
Fuck that guy. have more sneezing ponies

>>29149145
>A board dedicated to ponies with tons of green describing fucking horse pussy hates horse pussy.

ITT we don't know the difference between cartoon characters that can speak and reason, and real live animals

>Really makes you think

Really makes you think someone's going to post furshit or pedoshit next, since that's where we seem to be headed.

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>>29149300
okay I lied these are the only ones I have on me

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>>29148896
>>29148941
>>29148969
>>29148977
>>29149029
>>29149051
>>29149057
>>29149064
>>29149079
>>29149124
>>29149178
>>29149191
>>29149214
>>29149269
>>29149290
>>29149305

>Not liking IRL mare pussy
>Thinking horse porn isn't relevant to /mlp/

Holy fuck you're all retarded, please piss off back to Ponychan. If a mare was there and you were hard you shouldn't have to think twice about pumping her.

I want newfags, casuals, and facebook normies to fuck off back to their cesspits.

This is our cesspit. For true horsefuckers.

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>>29149213
>You are the only one rn who doesn't want real horse pussy.
>Please leave and never return.

Shouldn't you be off fucking the family dog, or something? YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF

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>>29149312
>all those quotes
>pic

Hope I'm not missing out on some hot meme!

>>29149313
>YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF
>Doesn't know the difference between yiffing and beastiality
God, you're so fucking stupid.

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>>29149269
It's about loving animals like you love people, not garbage in the least.

>>29149312
Why hasn't /mlp/ organized a horse fucking meetup where we all go to some Anon's farm to fuck his horses yet?

>>29149312

I want to fuck the intelligent pastel-colored pony, not the animal-level horse pussy.

It's like saying you want to stick your dick in a baboon when what you really wanted was that porn star. Or saying you wanted McDonald's when you wouldn't actually settle for less than a prime rib.

Xenophiles aren't the same as wanting to fuck animals.

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>>29149310

>>29149329
because you don't just fuck a horse
you need to get them to trust you, that takes time and effort

>>29149330
Real horse pussy is the closest we'll ever get to pastel pone pussy.

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>>29149329
That is an amazing idea desu. But you really think that Anon would share his girls, or guys?

>>29149330
Hey I want to fuck a pony as well, but a horse of somewhat decent intelligence that doesn't kick me away is fine too.

>>29149300
I want the full of this. Bats are l-lewd

>>29149350
If it was me I'd charge like $25 a go... and be drowning in sweaty autism bucks.

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>>29149366
OH SHIT I meant to post the cropped version mods please have mercy

SHES JUST SNEEZING

>>29149366
IMPREGNATE

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>>29149360
Ikr?

I mean, there's a farm not far from me I go to to fuck the mare pussy, because the farmer is a seriously chill guy that DOES charge me because it's mutually beneficial for the both of us.

Scotland is a wonderful place. Nothing but fields for miles sometimes.

>>29149366
Kek. Keep it coming why not.

>>29149356
Time to learn a skill! see the file name? That's a derpibooru filename (I deliberately left it in there when I cropped it). The number at the beginning is the derpibooru post number. If you go to derpibooru.org/<postnumber> you will find the original.

Have fun anon.

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>deleted the horse porn
This angers the Shimmer.

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This image was a RUSE

>>29149381
Neato.

Also that's pretty hot.

>>29149379
Can I visit? Also what does he charge?

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>>29149393
This one too

>>29149390
>dude fucking a mare is still up
Amazing.

>>29149381
Fuck, I didn't know that either.
Thanks.

>>29149346

Not close enough- I'd rather get my dick into a Bad Dragon toy, seeing at least then I can fantasize without having to worry about getting kicked by a horse that took me grabbing flank as an attack.

Come to think of it, I'm amazed someone hasn't made an honest-to-goodness "lifesized" pony fuck doll line yet. Especially if it's cute enough to be mistaken for a normal plush with the cocksleeve removed/ponyhorsedong for women.

>>29149305
You can't talk to animals? No wonder you're miserable.

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>>29149406
Yeah, I just noticed that.
Are the mods lazy or what?
Not that I'm complaining

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>>29149410
there's such a thing, actually

also, you have to earn a horse's trust, numbskull
once they trust you, then they'll let you do things with and to them
make them know you're the alpha

>>29149410
>toys over real flesh and blood
Nah man, I want to stick my dick into something that reacts... something I can make orgasm. I don't want to pleasure myself as much as I want to feel a horses pussy clamp down on my dick, then gush sweet mare cum all over my dick and legs. Plastic toys don't do that.

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>>29149427

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>>29149397
>>29149407
The rest of the words in there are some of the tags on the post. Use derpibooru filters and searches wisely and the world of sneezing ponies will be your bivalve.

WARNING THIS ONE HAS NO HOOVES

But the full version is what actual-horsefucker-anon really wants in his life.

>>29149418
If no one reports it it never gets noticed.

>>29149418
I suspect that anon deleted his own post

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>>29149399
Well this is in Crieff. Also it's £100 he charges me.

Well worth it IMO.

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>>29149439

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>>29149476
double warning: No hooves, marecock
Unless you're into that

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>>29149502
I know it's not for everyone, but dimwitdog is the greatest IMO

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>>29149529
Sorry for glimmerposting. I've become what I hate.

Last one since it seems like this thread is kill

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>>29149567
We're all looking at your pics. It's much better than arguing.

>>29139732

Dude people loved his work. I never get why the artist that leave pay attention to the tards. If anybody pays attention 90% of humanity is retarded.

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>>29149578
Fair enough. Of course you could also do what I'm doing and search https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=impregnation

I have some crazy filters enabled so I only see a subset.

Here's one for the cucks.

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>>29149604
breeding tag is also good, though there's less stuff.

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>>29149632
This is the image that got me on the ride for good.

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>>29149638
Here's one for the anon who likes bats

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>>29149652
looks like a shark

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>>29149638
I wonder how many people are here because of pic related. For me it was fluttershy gets beep beeped in the woods. I remember just getting into mlp and feeling like good images/flashes were like bear traps that threatened to keep you here forever.

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>>29149652
The original of this includes a pony going through the entire sneezing process.

Unrelated: for the no-hooves fags, here's an artist who just posted basically all of them https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-cloppy+hooves

>>29149683

>filly porn

Fuck off

We only want mature mares in this thread

>>29149713
Speak for yourself you gay ass nigger

>>29149683
Post more fillies

>>29139394
Hot monkey dick

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>>29149683
Running out of the cream(heh) of the crop(heh heh) to post here

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>>29149713
If there's a mark on the flank, take it to the bank

>>29149733
I don't think this one sneezed, but she doesn't seem to mind too much

>>29149683
That artist must really love Scitwi.
I wish he did more shimmer, my waifu, since his only 2 non-lesbian pics of her are have a really weird face.

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>>29137480

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>>29149744
Wow this board is slow. I got the dubs right after my own dubs.

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>>29149761
Y'all better be grateful for the number of fucking sushi plates and road signs I'm teaching google's AI to recognize

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>>29149769
I'm damn grateful.

I don't get why Google has a hard-on for Sushi.

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>>29149769
I don't think that's going to stop her from sneezing

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>>29149729
Get in.

>>29149788
I don't know what those ball gag things are called but they make me harder than Battle Toads.

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>>29149788
Here's one for shimsham anon. There's a criminal lack of good sunset out there.

Now I really have to go. Stay golden ponyboys.

>>29149806
... are they not ball gags?

>>29149847
Cut him a break, he's doing two things at once.

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>>29149829
Okay maybe a couple more while I wait for the car. I wonder if ballgag-anon likes bridles too?

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>>29149940
Oh here we go. Prepare your dong ballgag man.

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>>29149943
I think she tripped or something. Looks painful.

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>>29149949
This artist is a god among men. Truly a gift to all who enjoy sneezing horses. He even makes glimmer worth something.

Not even I can make this one suitable for a christian imageboard: https://webmshare.com/play/8xvLz

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>>29149978
Glorious

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>>29149981
Huh, it stopped asking for sushi and street signs. I guess I've proved myself.

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>>29149986
For scitwi anon if you're still with us

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>>29149995
This artist grew on me

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>>29150005
catbirds need to sneeze too