Friendship is Magic #49 is still storytimed here!
>>29100789
Just because Hearth's Warming is over doesn't mean the spirit of the holiday is. Friends and family are still visiting, gifts are being enjoyed, and it's close enough to the beginning of the next calendar year that it'd almost be a waste not to party all week! And sure enough, that's what many ponies are doing!
>>29125758
Previous thread.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
boxing day isnt so bad
OH BOY A NEW THREAD
>>29131998
Does anyone have good recommendations for pony streams? I cannot think of any streams that are active and aren't dead or complete shit.
>>29132006
Cosmic filly.
You can't stop playing with the ponk dispenser you got for Christmas
>>29131996
I can't believe Noel is not ded
>>29132017
but the cleanup afterwards is the worst
>>29132029
Just get an eager purple pony.
>>29132017
I'd still kiss and hug them all if it cost me my life
>make cloud on last thread because Christmas
>filly replaces the normal spot where merry would be in this
>only on mlpg does that word get replaced
Filly Christmas mlpg.
>>29132064
>candyass stallion
>>29132064
>mare rape pictures
>>29132073
>"why am I tied up, anon?"
>>29132064
It's a filly kind of Christmas.
>>29132078
For cuddles
>>29132087
oh yes
"cuddles"
>got new graphics card for Christmas
Oh, how I wish there was a pony vidya to use this with. On the other hand
>got Mega Man Legacy Collection
>>29132034
strange baking attire
>>29132094
>Oh, how I wish there was a pony vidya to use this with.
Try Ambient.Prologue.
Not exactly a great game but it's definitely pony and definitely something that absolutely rapes my poor notebook for college.
>>29132115
why is she such a pretty pony?
>>29132114
>Alicorn OC
I mean it looks okay, but honestly it looks more of a case of being badly optimize rather then demanding, unless your laptop is incredibly old or one of those 100$ notebooks.
Speaking of pony vidya I wish there was a game that used the main characters or at least Equestria as a setting, not just a simple thing with a pony OC in it.
Honestly a Point and click game would fucking work perfect.
>>29132133
It's actually a bit of a mystery considering yellow and pink is not really a good color scheme without any complementary colors.
>body of a supermodel
>>29132114
Doesn't really look like my sort of thing, but thanks anyway.
>>29132139
The fact there's no run-of-the-mill platformer sucks major dick.
>>29132139
>Alicorn OC
Not really, they are just Luna and Celestia.
>more of a case of being badly optimize rather then demanding
Rather not optimized at all. Throws around particles like candy and all that. Notebooks in normal price-range aren't exactly friends with games to throw around UE4 indiscriminately.
>>29132148
>The fact there's no run-of-the-mill platformer sucks major dick.
Yeah. Horse game got the closest and then dropped out entirely.
There's MegaMare-X but you could play that on a PIII...
>>29132155
I want Mega Marker.
>>29132144
>dick of a pornstar
>Today is National Whiner's Day
>>29132184
She wasn't whining, she was making civil complaints to them.
>>29132184
Now there's a blast from the past.
>>29132195
>A Dog and Pony Show is now considered an early episode
Fuck my life mate
>>29132064
>dash nigga must need leth
>>29132184
Due to Rarity being attached I first read that as National Wieners Day
>>29132211
No shit, it's a season 1 episode. It was early about a year after it aired.
Does a filly equivalent to lolicore (fillycore?) exist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3DxxHQMn3s
http://drawsomething.tumblr.com/post/154975005393/i-sketching-smiling-pink-pony-yesterday-and-then
>it actually was Noel
why is gay sex so hot when it involves cute stallions
>>29132223
Is this Bizzaro MLPG where artists aren't ded and don't hat us?
open up, it's dash
>try to look on desu for some old posts I made
>ANY search gives a thousand results from the board, each made of absurdly long-winded paragrahps from some shitty general
Jesus Christ, did the piss really become so bad that it's nothing but writefags creating long-ass autistic fanfiction depicting very specific situations? Give me late 2013-tier shitposting anytime
>>29132247
>all the ded ones come back to life
>all the ones that were still alive go to beb
>>29132254
Do you want to come inside, Rainbow Dash?
>>29132263
The only reason I wouldn't mind that is because the sheer amount of artists that would be back is ridiculous.
But it's still kinda of a shitty deal
>>29132254
My Little Pony - Equestria Girls: Rainbow Knocks
>>29132254
what does she want this time?
>>29132211
>An early episode
Are you fuckin dumb???
It was a season 1 episode.
Requesting .gifs or webbums of kicky hooves.
>>29132282
>>29132270
she wants you to fill her up with something long and hard and satisfy herpopsicles?
>>29132254
KNOCK KNOCK, OPEN UP THE DOOR, IT'S REAL
>>29132288
she'll get something else instead
>>29132275
Pretty sure he's referring to the fact that episode came up after most people, him included, had been on the ride for a long time already (It came out in March so over half a year after the first boom on /co/).
pony just 360 no scoped you
>>29132311
I blue plate the pony back.
where my Little Ponies at?
I can't believe the Apples fucking ruined Hearth's warming.
Who is worst character?
>>29132356You.
>>29132356
Twist. This will never change. It is the eternal constant.
In every universe, in every dimension, and in every timeline, Twist is worst pony. A fact known from the birth of any cosmos, to its end, and rebirth. The only single truth that ever persists.
Your friendly reminder that technically, Christmas doesn't end until January 6.
>>29132367
>work tomorrow from 7AM
Yeah sure kid
>>29132367
Fuck off anon, you're not even real.
>>29132409
Just tell your boss that you'll be back on Jan 6.
>Work hard, learn, and use your skills to better Equestria.
How was this a flawed concept
sometimes when they are thirsty, pegasi eat clouds
>>29132282
>>29132422
A better Equestria isn't of much use to anyone if everyone is busy working hard, learning, and using their skills to better Equestria. Gotta have some time to enjoy that improved Equestria, after all.
>>29132356
>>29132282
>>29132353
And all because of muh traditions
>>29132367
>visiting my family for Christmas
>every time after we finish dinner they insist on spending the next one to two hours sitting at the table and talking
>even if they have nothing to say and just have to start over with the old topics again
I sure as fuck am glad that Christmas does end before the 6th of January.
>>29132365
>Twist... has changed. She's no longer about colts, fillies or teacher mares. It's an endless series of pony battles, fought by unicorns and pegasi. Twist, and her consumption of candy, has become a well-oiled machine. Twist has changed. Cutiemark-tagged fillies carry cutiemark-tagged candy canes, use cutiemark-tagged peppermint. Glasses outside their muzzle enhance and regulate their abilities. Magic control. School tests control. Lisp control. Curly mane control. Everything is cutiemarked, and kept under control. Twist has changed. The age of the two sisters has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from elements of mass harmony. And she who controls the cutiemark, controls history. Twist has changed. When the cutiemark is under total control, Twist... becomes blank flank.
>>29132254
No Dash allowed!
>>29132568
I never realized how fucking huge their doors are
>>29132571
I never realized how fucking huge their butts are
>>29132571
They have to be.
>>29132576
Ripe for the WPSHHing.
>>29132432
That pone is too white.
Gonna paint him.
>>29132568
>>29132571
Bottom door is for earth ponies.
Top door is for pegasi to fly through.
Both doors open signals that unicorns are welcome.
>>29132571
Start watching the show looking around for the objects' size and shape with a non-human world in mind and you'll give yourself a headache
>>29132603
Bird ponies just use the windows.
>>29132584
do not paint that or any pone
they are great as they are
>>29132617
Not even this one?
I want a filly for New Year's Eve.
>>29132626
That one would be alright if you got rid of everything else
one snowflakeism is passable on secondaries
Filly's using words like "racial hygiene" again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se9TyhKuXqE
The world needs a ponified version of this with Flim and Flam
The sight of a mare in heat... It fills you with determination!
Filly tells you to quit savescumming your way through the conversation to find her romance route.
>>29132673
Load a save so she doesn't find out that I've been savescumming.
>>29132680
>keep reloading saves whenever she finds out
>she will never know you keep erasing her mind
>>29132673
Welcome to Starlight Glimmer's fillyhood
How many fillies have you given Santa hats today?
>>29132671
I love dennybutts pones
>>29132704
It's too bad she stopped doing porn years ago
>>29132714
she did some good stuff when she was though
>>29132626
do not abuse the cute stallion
>>29132717
It's okay. He's not a cute stallion.
>>29132723
That's where you are wrong
>>29132725
His design would be still vaguely tolerable if it had just the white spots or the beard
Having both is awful
>>29132735
You'd be vaguely tolerable if you weren't such a bitch, anon
>>29132738
wow no need to be so rude just because somebody calls out your shit taste, anon.
>>29132735
My sincere condolences on the loss of your taste, Anon.
>>29132738
I'm not interested in being tolerable, I'm interested in being right, which you are not
Dashie's voice cracks
>>29132749
>I'm interested in being right
Evidently not
>>29132793
Have an incomplete list of people who like Sunburst's design:
>homosexuals who want to fuck him
>people who like special snowflake OCs
>poofs who want to fuck him
>people with shit taste
>gays who want to fuck him
Any more I'm forgetting?
Sweetie Belle will never squeak again.
>>29132804
Even FlyingSaucer doesn't like him
That's how bad he is
>>29132808
Yeah, FS is pretty bad
>>29132804
He has a tiny penis?
>>29132803
For the last time, I can't adopt you all!
>>29132811
>tfw no matter how great you become your dick will forever be tiny
>>29132808
FS is the example of the shittiest taste ever existing.
>>29132831
Exactly. His standards are ridiculously low so you know Sunburst must suck if he can't even scrape by.
Pony is disgusted by your living conditions.
>>29132855
Yeah well pony smells.
Quack
>>29132867
>>29132878
>>29132894
The filly is here.
>>29133087
46 minutes without posts means MLPG is now clinically braindead, anon. Let's just pull the plug once and for all instead of providing futile medical care.
>>29133100
MLPG has been dying since 2011.
>>29133087
YEAAAH HERE COME THE FILLY, YEAAAH
YOU KNOW SHE AIN'T GONNA DIE
>>29133100
C'mon man, it's the festive season AND a lot of people would be going back to work today.
All my regular haunts are fucking dead, personally.
>>29133100
It's Christmas
Guess this general is clinically dead then
Why can't we have nice things
>>29133143
I wonder what happened to all of our NEETs.
>>29133159
Playing video games
>>29133159
I'm one of them. Been here since November 2010. I only ever don't come here when our shitposter of the month realizes their current schtick isn't paying off anymore so they go into overdrive and start spamming it, and then slowly stop after that until a new meemee arises.
Funny how they always follow the same pattern.
>>29133158
That's because the offtopic discussion was moved to the Discord.
>>29133100
>>29133176
This.
The Discord tends to be fairly active but it's more personal and even less tangentially related to the show itself.
It does have its nice points but it can't compete with the 4chan experience.
>>29133106
Stupid sexy fashion horses.
>>29133174
Shitposters always follow patterns or obsess over certain things all the time.
See: ACK at /u/, /a/ and /jp/ (mentioning crack shipping will make him go overdrive, start insulting everyone over their lack of respect for fictional characters and other things), Slugfucker (he operates on Tumblr and /vp/, implying that Goodra might be male makes him very angry) and lot of others.
Other than the Glimmer spammer and that one weird Dash poster that always gets banned for ban evasion, /mlp/ doesn't really has a lot of shotposters.
>>29132011
>>29133159
I'm an ex-NEETeven if it's only temporary
>>29133214
There is a pretty huge group of butthurted shitposting faustfags though.
>>29133214
I really like how the le glimmer trash shitposter claims he's not only one guy, but you only see the posts at a very specific time every day, using the exact same grammar and words.
>>29133217
Don't worry, Anon. You'll join our likes again soon.
>>29133217
Honestly, I don't think I would like to be a NEET again. Having a schedule is nice.
>>29133246
At least you don't have fillies.
>>29133251
I wish I had a cute filly to take care of.
What would you do for fillies?
>>29133267
Snoot boops.
>>29133246
Having a car would also be nice, but that probably won't happen for me anytime soon.
>>29132804
>poofs
what's that?
>>29133287
LOOK AT THAT FILLY DRIVING
>>29133302
It's you, anon
>>29133281
Fine, I will give they a discount of the 60% for the "foalita folder: scoot edition" with 2 free videos
>>29133210
>but it's more personal and even less tangentially related to the show itself.
that's what used to make up a large part of the thread back during the really active times
>one slightly negative post from one person
>rest of the thread is people talking about their depression
I honestly don't mind it being slower though. I don't have time to follow the thread 24/7 anyway so less clutter I just scroll past is nice for me
>>29133243
>I really like how the le glimmer trash shitposter claims he's not only one guy, but you only see the posts at a very specific time every day, using the exact same grammar and words.
Isn't he just the "wings are racist"/"terrorist dash" guy?
>>29133355
>that's what used to make up a large part of the thread back during the really active times
Well, yeah. Honesty, I don't mind if people start talking about tangential pony stuff, but blog posting is better off.
>>29133355
>that's what used to make up a large part of the thread back during the really active times
True enough. Though it also got a crap-ton of art stuffs.
>>29133365I don't mind people mentioning some other source of entertainment, like a good new show, movie or video game.
>>29133377
I probably would have never watched GF if MLPG didn't talk about it so much (MLP was the only cartoon I was watching at the time)
>>29133377
Same here honestly, specially if we're hiatus mode
>>29133243
I'm pretty sure that for one week there was a second guy who posted in different times of the day and concentrated on different details in his shitposting.
>>29133214
AntiCrack-kun is one of the most mentally insane persons I've ever had the displeasure of meeting here in years. I'd leave MLPG forever if someone his par started posting here, he manages to make discussion impossible.
Filly wonders if you want her to be your temporary girlfriend and do things couples do when they're alone, like watching tv, cuddling and screaming each other's names while playing Twister in bed.
>>29133395
explain to filly that she's too young to be doing grown up stuff like that and to just play with fillies and colts her own age
>>29133380
Pretty much the same on a slightly grander scale.
No 4chan - No GF and GF was a pretty damn good ride.
>>29133365
>>29133372
>those hundred-posts streaks of derpi and imgur links to fetish or NFSW art with nothing but lewdposting and spoilered texts
It's weird, we had those too often back then but never having anything of the sort now, not even at night, just feels bebber than ever
>>29133359
We're almost certain he is, yeah. In fact, I believe only the nyxposter was a separate guy at all.
The posting time, habits and method of glimmerguy match up with racist wings and terrorist dash almost exactly.
Besides, someone of that magnitude of literal non meme autism only comes around sparingly.
>>29133380
Yeah, WoY, AoT and GF were all shows I only watched because MLPG kept mentioning them so often.
>>29133405
I'm glad he moved away from picking on my waifu all the time
>>29133407
> WoY
It still hurts, MLPG.
>>29133405
>I believe only the nyxposter was a separate guy at all.
I think the "I want Luna to be my mom" guy was a separate guy, too
hello general
>>29133430
Hi Applejack
>there's a Bad Dragon sale
fuck
>>29133426
He was just an anon with a gimmick, not a deliberate shitposter
Proof is that he didn't double down when people here started saying it felt annoying
>>29133423
At least it got an ending
>>29133476I'm tempted to buy a Bumble Hooves.
>>29133476
>>29133490That's what I was planning to do too
>>29133476
but there are also vidya games on sale, waiting to be bought!
I drew a horse for you
>>29133512
That's a nice horsse
>>29133512
that's a nice horse, but where did she leave her wings?
>>29133512
I like the book horse
>>29133512
I like your horses
>>29133500
Who needs vidya when you can have a huge silicone dong?
>>29133512
>for you
>>29133500
>pay for a game that's probably terrible
>pay for a horse fleshlight or dildo that you know you will enjoy
>>29133500
I've got a huge backlog, so I'm going to work though that first before I buy more
>>29133490
Put your trip back on, Flying Saucer
>>29133549
but what if you don't?
>>29133560
I have never been so insulted in my whole life.
>>29133516
>>29133519
she can be pretty nice, yeah
>>29133533thanks~
>>29133581
literal semen demons
>>29133584
Equestria produces a lot of semen demons
>>29133584
The semen demons are the main reason to watch EqG
>>29133568
That's impossible.
>>29133614
Literally every EqG character looks like absolute shit
I'd rather fuck a blender
>>29133614I watch it for the cute outfits
>>29133617
>I'd rather fuck a blender
prove it
>>29133617
Take a deep breath.
A corrective image will be provided
http://maarthul.tumblr.com/image/154980212826
>>29133512
does she do any cool tricks?
>>29133629
He'd fuck this blender for sure.
>>29133638
yes
>>29133617
everything about it does
but luckily we have the magical ability to just not watch it
plenty of cute horses to post
>>29133665
>>29133674
Lyra is a very pretty pony
>>29133629
>Will it blend?
>>29133688
>It did!
>>29133665
>That literature Lyra.
I always loved that picture.
>>29133699
Skullgirl characters are so lovely
>>29133710
>>29133710
how obscene
>>29133706
They sure are, though the game kinda overdid the whole retro style.Style's amazing but too much of it can put people off. Like when you have something that is "too anime" even for people who like anime.
Filly things.
>>29133733
like hats
hats are a filly thing right
>>29133733
I think I've stated to figure out what they are
>>29133710
Lyra is a really lewd little mare, I want to screw it out of her.
>>29133743
Bullshit, you have to be a filly to understand filly things.
I quite like this horse
>>29133758
screw what out of her exactly?
>>29133759
Do fillies forget filly things and secrets when they become mares?
>>29133768
>>29133770
Yes.
It's magic, I ain't going to explain shit.
>>29133762
Her ponydom.
>>29133774
Okaaay, Bonbon too.
>>29133782
you can't just fuck every mare to solve all your problems
>>29133782
they are both very good cute colorful pones
>>29133770
Yeah. Like KND, but fillier.
>>29133786
No, but I can fuck those two.
>>29133801
The secret to a happy life is a good filly to human ratio.
>>29133801
>>29133793
>Fillies forget all their filly adventures and the time they spent battling evil adults with their friends
>>29133810
How many fillies is one mare?
>>29133855
.75 with a potential for up to 8 if paired with a stallion.
>>29133867
>4 mares for 3 fillies.
I like MLPG's economy.
>>29133898
I've been investing in fillies for years
I want to WPSHH Snooty musichorse
>>29133950
how would she react
>>29133961
call the ponice
>>29133961
Murder you
>>29133950
Her roommate's better.
>Remember when MLP did dubstep and people liked it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh7j1qUaGOc
How come he dropped the ball so hard later in Slice of Life?
>>29133990
People liked it because EqG fans are retarded
>>29133898
>large.jpglarger
>>29134008
I'm not really big into those dolls nor dubstep and I still liked the "song".
>>29133990
I know I have the meme edit of that somewhere but I cannot find it..
This is what I wanted to post.
>>29134043
I don't really see how could like that and not like the SoL one
Minthorse is best horse
>>29134033
>niggerlight
>>29134100
>>29133961
>>29134083
Holy shit can you go back to /mlp/
>>29134078
>We almost got Anthropology animated.
>Shutting down Jan prompted the animators behind it to scrap all their (almost finished) work and redo it with OC characters.
>Haven't heard of them since.
>>29134107
okay im back
Filly farted and is trying to blame the dog.
>>29134116
I want to sniff a filly fart
>>29134107
>psots on /mlp/ telling someone to go back to /mlp/
anon are you okay
>>29134112
>that hoodie
>dishevelled mane
>that picture altogether
I know exactly what story this is based on, and I still regret reading it in full
>>29134107
What did you smoke my man
>>29134121
This is rightful extension of /co/'s territory.
We're like Kaliningrad, yo.
>>29134127
Don't do this to me man.
I might get curious and regret that later.I take it's a cover to some of those feelsy, grim fanfics?
>>29134107
feels like a raid
>>29131996
Which of the Mane Six would take the smelliest shit?
>>29134146
Background Pony to be exact. Do not do that to yourself if you don't have nerves of steel, or care about lyra just the slightest bit. It's the single greatest fic I ever read, but it destroyed my soul in 430.000~ words. Came preeetty close to crying there, which would've been the first time for 20+ years
>>29133898
The goddamn shit requires a sextuple integral?
This is above my paygrade.
I mean, two separate factors over the same three dimensional space?
>>29134175
Pinkie Pie. I would totally watch her take a shit and then take a good whiff of it.
>>29134065
you can't just fuck ponies
>>29134184
It's a math assignment by the looks of things.
It's not about practical application of the theory, it's pure testing and practice of said theory.
>>29134193
thats where youre wrong kiddo
>>29134206
>>29134184
Scratch that.
Got a bit curious, Derpibooru's resident Math prof. says it's quantum mechanics and we have no resident quantum physicists so I'll go with it.
>>29134184
can already assign 3 of those to the axes I guess
Daily reminder that Garble did nothing wrong and the ponies are awful for infringing upon his religion
>>29134176
Background Pony was a great experience. Plenty of tense moments. It gets very emotional at times, but that's exactly why it's so great.
>>29134193
I don't fuck them. I make love to them.
>>29134272
The end fucked me over pretty hard. Why can't these type of fics just have a happy ending, that's all I ask for
>>29134263
go hug someone
Leave those mares alone!
>>29133802
But what if the flower trio see?
>>29134278
>>29134272
Can you dorks give me a synopsis? You've got me curious
>>29134184
>>29134262
Found the bastard of an equation.
>>29134206
>>29134248
It's been a while since I've taken a QM class, but I think those are just equations for the magnetic flux density of an electromagnetic field as per quantum electrodynamics
>>29134263
>I command you to be a faggot
>>29134292
why would anyone think that I'd fuck a horse?
>>29134316
gee I don't know
>>29134316
they are very sexy
>>29134316
I dunno.
"My Little Pony: everything you ever wanted to know about horse anatomy, and more!"
>>29134335
THICCCCCC
>>29134307
It's about Lyra getting cursed after NMM, the curse being that nobody remembers her and always forgets her after a certain amount of time or distance
She also hears a melody in her head that's nagging her, and she sets off to an epic adventure of unveiling the melody and getting rid of the curse
>>29134278
Yeah I've been so invested I kinda wished for a happy ending too, but in the end this had a much better impact that is less bitter and more sweet in memory
>>29134137
I'd say more like Gibraltar or French Guyana
Actually pretty similar to out surroundings rather than our motherland which is very far removed, but being historically quite different because of an original foundation and ties of citizenship
>>29134335
>>29134350
>>29134335
They lift their tail when horny so that horse simply has a rash.
>>29133898
>>29134184
The filename really should've been "You should be able to solve this".
>>29134281
>>29134312
>>29134292
>not even the geldings are free from sexual use
>>29134292
>women get fucked by their horses
I highly doubt the average woman could handle that.
>>29134367
Well, you can as long as you download the paper and look at what the darn variables actually are.
It's supposed to be some kind of quantum probability measurement.Just make a ternary operator that maps everything to 6.
>>29134390
Is that what happens in Gelding Grotto?
>>29134358
Shit I think i wanna fuck an IRL horse now
>>29134351
Are there even any happy/cute longer lyra stories? All I've seen so far is the horror of a fic that is background pony, and some crossovers/alternate universe stuff
remember to dress your fillies and mares properly for the cold winter
>>29134361
Twilight is such an asshole
>>29134407
Don't be fucking gross.
Giraffes are where its at
>>29134449
Animals are weird
>>29134351
I'm soo tempted now, but I don't want to read it, last time I didn't listen to an anon warning me and I still regret it.
>>29133768
I want to FUCK that hoers
>>29134460
Animals are flirty
>>29134410
Eh
I remember two greens from the Lyra thread.
One where her and bon bon do a kiss attack
The other where her and bon bon hump anon's legs
Guess what I'm trying to say is look through the lyra thread for lyra green
>>29134460
Animals are brutal
>>29134488
>>29134493
WHY IS SHE EATING HIM DICK FIRST WHAT THE FUCK
>>29134499
it's her fetish
BRITISHinformal
a small bet.
"a flutter on the horses"
>>29134493
I did not need to see that. Fuck you.
Now I have to bleach my memory somehow.
I'm about t finish to rewatch S1,
can't wait to start S2
>>29134508
have some cute ponies
>You will never sniff Applejack's back hooves after she's been working on the farm all day wearing boots
wtf why am i even alive???
Why must they tempt me so?
>>29134524
whatchu getting Anon?
>>29134527
A large Bumblehoovesand a coffee mug
>>29134524
>>29134527
Anon, Bad Dragon dildos are not an intelligent purchase choice unless you've got so much money you don't know what to do with it.
>>29134540
I mean, it's only like 150 bucks excluding shipping
>>29134549
>>29134540
Ya that's like a day's work for me. Totally worth it.
>>29131996
>I will never smack Pinkie Pie with a rolled up newspaper
Feels bad, man
>>29134554
>he gets almost $20 an hour
What the fuck kind of job do you have, rich boy?
>>29134446
Pegasi don't have fluff she just eats too much pizza.
Filly (colt)
>>29134538The can comparison images are unf
>>29134517
I want to huff her appley ass sweat
>>29134613
That's a weird fetish
I want to eat Celestia's foodscat right from the source
what's the name of the drunk pone?
I forgot
>>29134647
OPPP
>>29134604
Cutesy colts pretending to be fillies shouldn't be allowed. Fillies have too many filly secrets that no colt should learn.
>>29134650
PA GANGNAM STYLE
>>29134654
There are no such things as filly secrets
>>29134647
Berry Punch
This is Sweetie Belle and she's a very cute filly.
>>29134642
It's just a size fetish.
The biggest one is really, really big.
>>29134670
What's their biggest one? XL Sleipnir?
>>29134664
thank you!
>>29134674
Not sure offhand. I just meant this one.
http://i.imgur.com/HdAzWoa.png
>>29134642
desu that's not really a fetish
it's just kinda hot to see a big dildo
>>29134681
Shut up Rarity.
>>29134680
Oh
Yeah, that's nothing
http://assets.bad-dragon.com/images/product_images/00751_full.jpg
>>29134691
Yeah, but that's not as horsey
>>29134691
>sugar vs snails but mine is uh heavier.png
remember when Celestia was a good character?
>>29134701
kek
>>29134720
No.
>>29134720
no but i remember when luna > celestia
>>29134727
I remember S6 too.
We should bring back some bizarre MLPG topics, like beardy humans or seizure Rarity.
>>29134720
Celestia was a mistake.
>>29134727
>Implying that changed
>>29134738
>seizure Rarity
Epileptic Rarity should stay dead
>>29134738
Imagine a disembodied ass floating through space
Manly fillies.
CUTE
>>29134761
I want to burger her.
>>29134761
RUINED
SOILED
UGLY
>>29134761
Not without her wings.
>>29134761
>>29134761
>>29134770
Where are her princess flappers?
>>29134738
>beardy human
>bizarre
>>29134775
under her tail
>>29134776
It was a little odd.
>>29134776
Can dwarves use fillies as war mounts?
>>29134833
I don't think you want to let your fillies near beardy humans. They're rather dangerous.
>>29134842
Fillies can handle the !!FUN!!. They're also rather dangerous creatures themselves.
Filly Rarity was so cute
>>29134868
No, I mean they're dangerous in the sense that nothing they do makes sense.
>>29134870
Fillies are generally cute.
>That Filly When
>>29134931
>>29134954
>>29134738
What about Schlong Luke Dickard of the USS Innerthighs?
>>29134613
Someone else understands!
>>29134982
I should ask SB to draw a grinning Snails or something posing with a can like that
>>29134998
>with a can
May I suggest something else
>>29135005
What a deal!
>>29135011
I know, holy shit free shipping?!
shipping?
>>29134292
This reminds me a lot of the idea that nearly everybody on the crusade against homosexuality is there because of their own repressed gayness.
A normal person looks at a homo and goes, "Oh, that's kinda gross, but whatever."
A closeted gay looks at a fag and is like, "Oh! You have fallen to the perpetual evil temptation that constantly besets me, and thus that I assume besets everyone, and only evil people fall for it."
That or Kate's just a shit poster that invented copypasta in the Usenet age.
>>29135041
>>29135020
>>29135020
>>29135041
>>29135048
Free shipping is best shipping.
>>29134308
>>29134248
>>29134309
Ah-hah. Interesting.
I never went higher in calc or physics than DiffEQ, and I didn't do great there.
WONDERBOLT!
>>29135071
That's a rare Minnie
>>29135011
>>29135020
That's 26$ a gallon.
General Purpose Lube from Nasco is 10$ for a Gallon. J-Lube from same is 14$ for powder that can be used for 6-8 gallons.
No free shipping, but... I don't think that quite makes up the difference.
For anybody that wants to try actual horse or horse-scale fucking.
>>29135095
>horse-scale fucking.
Do I want to know?
>>29135091
the reverse mane thing is not a good look for her
>>29135071
The reverse mane is really cute on her.
>>29135104
They were talking about horse dildos earlier, Anon. It's not that much of a stretch.Unless you're talking about assholes and vaginas.
Pony is headed for the great big Applebee's in the sky.
>>29135104
I'm sure it's exactly what it sounds like
>>29135117
I bet Cloudsdale has some neat restaurants
>>29135129
their logistics must be a pain in the butt though
>>29135110
She looks good no matter what her mane is.
>>29135177
Anon has a crush on a pony!
imagine if you were just sitting at your computer and a bunch of ants broke all your fingers
>>29135185
S-SHUT UP!
>>29135186
but I paid the ant tax!
>>29135186
What if the ants were fillies?
>>29135197
I'm telling the fillies!
>>29135221
they'll be crushed to know he's not on the market
>>29135234
I will tell them you are lying!
And give them candy.
Just don't tell Cheerilee.
>>29135250
Cheerilee will be crushed when Derpy drops an anvil on her
>>29135256
Derpy will miss and hit Twilight again.
>>29135278
derpy is a good pony
>>29135278
When was the last time Twiggles got beaten up for a laugh?
>>29135299
It has been a long time, but we need it.
She may be a princess now, but she still should not be immune to the slapstick.
Which filly is the purest?
>>29135346
Noi
>>29135346
Hydrogen filly.
>>29135346
Sweetie
>>29135346
anon
>>29135375
Not with her sister.
>>29135164
oh I'll give them pain in their butts alright
*grabs dick*
>>29135409
>>29135421
Did you get your basement ponies any gifts this year?
>>29135423
I like these beans
>>29135429
everyone gets updated collars
everyone
>>29135440
What the heck is an "updated collar"?
>>29135459
exactly what it sounds like
new
improved
possibly flashier or with added bell
the possibilities are endless
>>29135468
i'm the poorly place speech bubbles in the first panel that make you read out of order.
what if rainbow dash were really big
https://derpibooru.org/1325856
>>29135547
nice ass
You ever notice that aside from colors and hairstyles almost every pony looks the same. There's only a handful of different looking ponies. The way pony figures it, there was some big cloning accident in the past.
>>29135624
Pony is crazy.
Unlimited
Filly
Refillys
>>29135624
how about big ponies, then
https://derpibooru.org/1325302
Filly is a bad girl.
She's wearing a black leather jacket.
>>29135827
>>29135832
uh
no she isn't
I don't think filly knows what leather is
I'm selling discounted off-brand fillies from China. Anyone want some?
>>29135838
Why not?
>>29135847
got any princesses?
>>29135847
no way fag
>>29131996
Filly is actually a robot.
>>29135850
Yes I have some. I've got Princeess Celestian and Pincess Twilight Glowing.
>>29135854
Get out of here Leon
>>29135861
hell yeah, hook me up
>>29135827
Bigprincesses
Filly is masturbating.
What do?
AWARE OF COLT
pleas pet colt
>>29135887
Water spray.
Rottytops a shit
>>29135935OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI OPPAI
>>29135935
KEEP RUNNING BITCH
I predict the movie will flop at the box office, causing Hasbro Studios Animation to go bankrupt.
>>29135935
FUCK YOU
>>29135944
>>29135948
Fuck carrying her deadweight through monster-infested forests.
Who the fuck lives in those woods? Is amazing web coverage REALLY worth it?
POST FAV SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whl91kKmu5w
>>29135970
4 years later still the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCPxXW_9qI
Filly is going on a profane Anti-Trump rant.
>>29135920
I will do more than pet colt.I will cuddle hima lot.
Filly want to know who is Saddam
I punished filly by forcing her to eat an entire carton of eggs.
>>29135976
>4 years later
I can't fucking believe it
>>29135978
Filly is a libcuck.
>>29135935
>>29135944
>>29135948
>>29135955
>>29135963
What does this have to do with ponies?
>>29135970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzmaoXZzm4o
>>29135978
Let her finish.Tell her at the end that that's why she's not allowed to vote.
This is weird, someone wrote a fic about a post i made in mlpg
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/355013/1/anon-gets-transformed-into-futa-celestias-diaper-as-she-goes-about-her-work-day-foodscatting-and-jizzing-into-you/the-chapter-where-anon-gets-transformed-into-futa-celestias-diaper-as-she-goes-about-her-work-day-foodscatting-and-jizzing-into-you
Filly says she saw a mare and a stallion wrestling and making noises.
>>29136061
did you write this
be honest
>>29136061
that's a hilariously long link
>>29136075
no, i suspect someone screencapped it and passed it around until some fetish writer saw it.
pony asked why you walk around on the front of your feet all the time
>>29132264
kek
get out im boop
spike, wake up
>>29136231
thanks, i cum on pone he neigh at penis
>>29136253
but twilight, it's so early
>>29136260
we have to put the books back on the shelves!
>>29136256
>he
hah gaaaaaay
>>29136272
don't you have that owl for when I'm asleep?
let me go back to bed
>>29136285
spike, you are the owl!
>>29136292
Twilight!
stop practicing your transformations spells on me, I was having such a nice dream
look at cute
>>29136331
>>29136338
I'm going to look at Braeburn
>>29136320
Bring it back to gift exchange.
>>29136355
no don't
>>29136338
ponies know when to sneak a peek
>>29136388
can I please
he's cute
>>29136437
>>29136226
I would like to touch this horse a lot.
>>29136496
>>29136496
hes pretty cute, can't say I blame ya
>>29136507
I would also like to touch that horse.
I want to be in a big fashion horse cuddle puddle.
>>29136657
Luna has looked into your dreams.
>>29136679
Celestia or Twilight could probably give her some competition
>>29136679
>>29136719
Choke on a dick.
>>29136737
I can't, Rarity's using them all.
>>29136737
Rarity can't choke on dicks. She's tried.
Ponut
>>29136764
>>29136657
>>29136781
RIP
>>29136747
>rarity once spent 36 hours with a dick down her throat to win a bet
>>29136793
>>29136814
Did Travis ever bang her in 2? I haven't played it yet after all these years still.
>>29136821
I dunno. She's cute, though.
Quick, post fillies before the thread dies.
>>29136836
>dies
>>29136821
No.
>>29136836
I want to post a princess instead
>>29130944
>>29130944
>>29130944
Savor the local flavor!
>>29136845
What a fucking homo. He kept chasing after his brother's used goods when he had a perfectly good brownie all to himself.
>>29136882
I like that grumphorse
>>29136887
she's not so grump
>>29136866
>Candybag
I think I remember that guy.
Wasn't he Mexican or something?
>>29136895
give her time
>>29136897
Yes.
You fuckers ain't done yet.
>>29136953
I am never done horsing
>>29136953
how about now
>>29136959
>>29136959
>>29136959
How many days of Christmas? 32?
I love Princess Noi