Why do you like plot so much?

>>29130643
SO ROUND AND BOUNCY

>>29130643
It helps flesh out the story.

If I didn't like plot I would just watch LOST.

The plot thicckens

>>29130643
Because you can do a lot of fun things with it

>sniffing ass
>like some animal
>sex appeal from fecal matter
simian mongoloids haven't evolved much.

>>29132061
>tfw to smart too evolve

>>29130643
Because of images like this

>>29130643
Because nothing in existence, whether its real humans, or anything else animated, is as sexy as a cartoon mares ass.

>>29133324
>tfw a poner will never tease you for smelling her butt one time

>>29133594
>sniff a mare's butt once
>she never lets you live it down
>makes sure to let everyone know you like to smell her butt even though it was only once
>all the mare's make butt jokes at you

>ywn sniff mare butts
why live :(

>>29133906
Well technically you can sniff mare butt. Just not cartoon mare butt.

>>29133906
You can. Wouldnt be that smart though, horses buck like motherfuckers

>>29133923
I want to kiss irl mare butt

>>29134253
Do it and tell us what it's like

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>>29133625
>you start to realize that sometimes they're breathing kinda hard when they make the jokes
>that a couple really push it past the point of funny
>One gets a nosebleed and starts stuttering when she talks about it.
>yfw you realize a lot of the mares in town heard you like that shit and clop imagining you doing it to them.
>it's gonna be a busy winter

>>29134347
I don't have access to irl mare :(

>>29134422
>Anon out walking
>Random mare sees him
>She shakes her butt at him "Hey Anon, wanna have a sniff?"
>Anon plays it cool, laughs, keeps walking, hands in pockets.
>Mare trots to catch up to Anon
>"Hey Anon, seriously....you wanna sniff?"

>>29134483
>He thinks she just taking the joke further and plays it off
>She starts rubbing her butt against him and telling him she'd love for him to kneel down and bury his nose in her
"H-ha ha. Nice joke..."
>"Do I have to put your face down there myself?"
>Oh lawdy

>>29135045
>Anon laughs "Did you drink too much cider today or something?"
>He turns to walk away again.
>Mare jumps in front of Anon and grabs his face like picrelated.
>"Listen, you. I'm fresh from the spa and I'm two weeks into my estrus. SNIFF. MY. BUTT."

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>>29135116
forgot pic

>>29135116
unf but also feel

>>29135116
Literally my fetish in every conceivable way, except for the part where Anon is a total fag and keeps choosing to NOT sniff this girls shitbox.

>>29135536
because up until she comes right out with it, he thinks she's just fucking with him

>>29135550
>not doing it anyway

>>29135587
>She actually was joking the whole time
>Anon says fuck it and does it anyway
>She's shocked but also aroused
>Develops a new plot worship fetish
>Regularly visits Anon to be serviced

>>29135863
>anon makes it a business
>he will sniff for bits
>has clients from all over equestria
>even some from griffonstone

>>29135904
>Paying to be worshipped
Anon needs to be made into a slave, desu :3

>>29136131
that is also acceptable

>>29136131
I know you're probably from slave pony general or RGRE and are false flagging, but honestly I'd read and fap to that green. Fuck you, it's my fetish.

>>29136131
>Anon needs to be made into a living piece of furniture, desu :3

>>29135863
unf
>tfw no pony mistress

>>29136276
>He doesn't wanna be sat on.
Baka

>>29136876
I do, though.