Ironic shitposting brings shit people

Who here enjoys a real unicorn which isn't Twilight Sparkle or Rarity?

>>29128248
I won't say that you aren't right. Fuck, let's make this easier, you ARE right. Well, where does that leave you? You're here, 5 years after the show ended, surrounded by people you hate. I really can't understand why.

And this comes from someone who hated season 6 as much as you hated season 2. Now both you and me have the same interest in the seasons to come, none. But for that exact reason, because I no longer have a show, this board is the only thing I have to share my love for ponies. If anything, I'd like to make this a better place, not a shit hole with the same thread over and over again.

>>29128330
That leaves us to pack our things and look for a brighter future. After we've amassed intelligence, money and talent then we can go back to the past and save the things we love. Starting with this goddamn animated series full of pastel donkeys.

I will ocassionally come over on /mlp/ for the holidays, weekends and when I remember in order to throw a massive wave of ranting honesty which any naturally defensive person will treat it like cancer or with ignorance.

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>>29128248
>Turn on the light and stop pretending you're having sex with Rainbow Dash just because you're masturbating on a body pillow. You sad little pathetic losers
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

>>29128466
Normieville seems a happy place just like what the show and the fandom used to be back in season 1.
I think I'll find the better variation of MLP and real love over there.

I always hated tolerating the lies of the weak anyway.

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>>29128519
THEN GET OUT AND DON'T COME BACK
>>>/soc/
>>>/instagram/
>>>/twitter/
>>>/facebook/

>>29128532
Join me, dark one. Come to the light side, we have cookies which don't taste like Sweetie Belle burnt them.

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>>29128248
Anon, I only come here to verify my political hypotheses regarding the show. I haven't even watched it since like... season 5? Fuck if I remember, I just recall it was getting sorta dull, though I heard there's some better episodes now. Only way I managed to continue watching was because someone told me there was an anticommie episode, so I did that and it was pretty cool.

Who else here is having their personal philosophy, religion and headcanons all collide into one meaningful worldview, even though unintentinoally?

>>29128366
Time travel doesn't work. Any writer, any producer who has ever dealt with the concept of time travel will tell you the same. It does not work. Paradox, whatever. Who cares. There's no changing what has happened. Amass all the money, talent, or intelligence you want. You don't get to change the past.

Fuck it. I'm drunbk; I've been drinking. Sometimes it just seems tlike the best thing is to ignore what has happened and move on, but I can't. I just fucking CAN'T.

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>>29129350
Then take that autism and burn it as fuel for your journey.
I've found my calling. All it takes is the ability to know how to get there and to not veer off due to my and our primitive nature.

>>29128248

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>>29128248
>masturbating on a body pillow
nigger, step it up a notch

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no shit, sherlock

>>29129349
>ho else here is having their personal philosophy, religion and headcanons all collide into one meaningful worldview, even though unintentinoally?
This fandom has taught me why we can't have nice things and why human beings would burn witches and pretend religion is a good thing when controlled by priests.

>>29128248
>a desperate defensive brony in denial?
You're a brony in denial if you ever were a fan of the show but deny the label period, brony was a term created on 4chan itself back in the /co/ days

>... You're watching and enjoying My Little Pony after Lauren Faust quit. You're insane and in denial.
Lauren Faust didn't do jack shit for the show but set up the world and characters, and I thank her for that, but she was never as important as fandom fans like you think she was

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>>29128248
>anyone with opinions that aren't like mine are dumbfucks and should stop liking what I don't like and think like I do
>not wanting to fuck horses
>you need to be Einstein to joke about and enjoy something
Let's be real here. 80% of those examples are either obscure opinions and ridiculously weak bait with almost no risk of catching on outside of temporary memeing, and the rest have literally never been said and you're just forcing your shitty opinions.
If you're trying to show everyone how much cancer you are then you've succeded, you're overreacting about literally nothing and can't even finish your post without dropping copypasta-tier unrelated faustfag shit. Good going faggot

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>>29128248
Hmm... nah
The show's gone downhill a bit, but I'm still having a good time, so I'm gonna keep doing what I'm doing.

>>29128248
Can you clarify your incoherent rage? It seems like you've blended together three totally unrelated points:
> ironic shitposting attracts hasdrones
> /mlp/ is full of (???) when it should be / used to be full of normal people and intellectuals
> the show is shit since faust left

Also, which of these are you? >>29128366 >>29128519 >>29130365

>>29128248
>"The show has been amazing since Faust quit and Discord got introduced".
But that's true.

>>29131707
Plushwaifu stopped making lifesizes. It's a shame, I was waiting for a sustainable income until I commissioned one. I missed my chance.

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>>29128248
>Who here is an intellectual?
>>29128366
>After we've amassed intelligence, money and talent then we can go back to the past and save the things we love
You're still in high school, aren't you. Be honest.

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Shit people took over the fandom long before /mlp/ started shitposting. In fact, horrible autistic furries like Seth have been in the fandom since probably day one. You know Seth, the guy who spammed several different imageboards and forums with Cynder from Spyro, getting banned from a couple of them and nearly banned from others because he was so obsessed with it. And don't forget the amazing founder of Bronycon who came up with the idea of having a convention.

>>29132719
>>29132745
>>29132779

the truth

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>>29128248
I do think the show has gone down hill a little bit, and I do believe that this board is getting closer and closer to ponychan levels of autism and self parody, but I don't see what's wrong with masturbating to the amazing porn the fans of this show has produced.

>>29128248