Let's celebrate the holiday with the Derpster.
>>29126412
>>29126416
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>>29126426
I think this is my last Christmas Derp
Why is the Derp such a cute?
>>29126412
>Derpy
>not Muffins
"Derpy why do you hae a pumpkin"
>"I'm carving it, silly"
"Okay, two things. Who gave you a knife, and Nightmare Night was months ago."
>>29126455
I wish I knewalso checked
>>29126471
>Derpy will never love you unconditionally
>She will never kiss you goodbye on your way out the door everyday
>She'll never carry your abomination of a child
>feelsbadman
>>29126412
>>29126455
Dojikomoe
>>29126466
>implying she's not carving it with her dick
>implying salty caramel pumpkin pie isn't a great Christmas desert too.
>implying I want to trash a pure thread with lood
Derpy, no! We dont need th...
...ese. Geez, fine. But you're only getting one tonight.
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>>29126722
>Looks at Blueberry
>Acquires single-choc
Fukkin continuity errors. Delete yourself.
>>29126751
Don't be autistic, Anon. She just changed her mind.
>>29126755
DELETE