>"You didn't get me any presents?"

>>29124818
You had a hat, don't you?

I did, but it's the middle of the night and we don't open presents until morning. Go back to sleep.

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>>29124818

No, fuck you, piece of shit

>>29124818
Fuck no.

>>29124818
you get a nyx

>>29124818
Yea, heres a swiffer. Now get to it.

>>29124818
For the last time, money is a present!

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>>29124818
I only could afford one because gems are very expensive here, Spike.

>>29124818
You are shit and you can't even get laid
Discord>Spike

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I got Twilight two presents.

Not because I like her.

Because I wanted to rub it in your face and make you feel like an even bigger loser.

>>29126328

Discord only has one love interest. Spike has 3.

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>>29124818
Of course I did! Here ya go buddy. You're very own pet bananaslug!

>>29126435
Are those things poisonous to touch?
All I rememver about them is that they absolutely rek you if you eat once. They like start foaming up the slime the ooze so the bubbles block your wond pipe and suffocates you to death.
It's pretty fucking metal honestly.

>>29126354
Spike has 3 who probably already have buttsex with Trenderhoof, Garble and Sunburst. Discord got actual faithfull waifu.

>>29126510
Holy shit I am way too tired to be posting.
>one*
>they*
>wind*
Shit dude

>>29124818
Got you this one
*unzips dick*

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>>29124818
Here you have, little buddy.

Sorry for the delay, this gift was very hard to get and even harder to wrap.

Spike, I can't even afford a goddamn meal, fuck off.