Momlestia #40

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>>29120533
Momlestia (Motherly Celestia stories, writefags and others) Archive 2.0
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>Trippy_Shippy
Change of view - Ded http://pastebin.com/45xcRavp
Forgiveness to end my pain http://pastebin.com/bAUG8RnS
Linguistic Walls http://pastebin.com/4sXpk2QJ

>Crimson
Bathtime http://pastebin.com/ndbKQ6y2
Celestia and BabyAnon http://pastebin.com/gzWVHUGi
Momlestia [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/6FAnBYyH
Mommy Issues http://pastebin.com/0TrELSqs
Safe in Her Womb [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/E2fvUYuB
Milk of The Sun [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/gGyQRDQt
Milk of The Sun II [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/kD8xEmc1

>Blue Feather
Good Morning Sunshine http://pastebin.com/Rtr6VwJM

>AfterHours
Ten Years http://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM
Chrysalis: Kidnapped http://pastebin.com/XvD076Gt
Ten Years: Bedtime http://pastebin.com/pi9DmLAD
Ten Years: Sick http://pastebin.com/yigHazpS
Gala http://pastebin.com/hcZLUefZ
Ten Years: Mother's Day http://pastebin.com/ChZyyDRB
Camping Gone Wrong [EqG] http://pastebin.com/BDh8TQzG
Ten Years: Sleeping Through the Night http://pastebin.com/eXKhXGTZ
Ten Years: Nightmare Night http://pastebin.com/9Z1ihdJh
Just Pretending http://pastebin.com/5yLC320R
Nightmare [EqG] http://pastebin.com/7HAeaNuM

>SomeFag
Memories Of Anon http://pastebin.com/02YCRFN7

>Unbirthusiast
Celestia unbirths Anonymous [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/GzC2VR09

>Freud would be proud [NSFW] (CYOA) (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP

>JazzTeeth
A Gift from the Sun [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/50rWTY4E

>LoreLove
Celestia Wrestles Anon [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/fz1BGava
Celestia, Luna, and Anon Try Yoga [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/fg2rKuVf
Celestia and Anon Shop Clothes [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/C8DnvwBw

>F#cked up Oedipal HumanXCelestia Unbirth [NSFW] (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/zsRTzrUN

>RainbowWarrior0924
Nectar of the Goddess [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/XUDbjjE6
Milk and Honey [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/NJn2CtCi

>>29120539
>UnreliableAnon
Meeting Anon's Girlfriend http://pastebin.com/qwLL2yWA
Revised Evil Momlestia story http://pastebin.com/ds1KSjBa

>Woofr
Morning for Momlestia Thread http://pastebin.com/3igfBZYv

>Anonymous
Anon and Celestia play in the snow http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20473339/#20486449

>Faggoat
Mama Celestia [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/SwmMJTkN

>Teegray
Sunburned http://pastebin.com/8V0F7kp5 (unfinished/dead)

>Mr. Zed
http://pastebin.com/cV0Qv4hm (unfinished)

>Ditherer
The Westmost Edge of the World http://pastebin.com/LKrb1cdE

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>>29120543
Momlestia archive
Every time I look at you Anon, All I see is a foal in need of a mother.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18634110/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18720076/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18780065/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18822963/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18863855/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18931039/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19070626/
#5 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19209388/
#6 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19237477/
#7 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19285044/
#8 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19390548/
#9 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19479388/
#10 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19583100/
#11 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19687089/
#12 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19827068/
#13 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19947205/
#14 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20111754/
#14.5 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20244209/
#15 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20473339/
#16 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20629973/
#17 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20790596/
#18 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20978531/
#19 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21360623/
#20 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21620837/
#20.1 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21639886/
#21 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21986248/
#22 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/22650134/
#23 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23100597/
#24 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23432726/
#23 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23503970/
#24 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23701855/
#24 Take 2 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23905846/
#25 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/24411666/
#26 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25089054/
#26.1 Nightmare Night https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25247204/
#27 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25679302/
#28 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25808368/
#29 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26189238/

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>>29120572
#30 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26696513/
#31 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26818287/
#32 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27147743/
#33 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27438466/
#34 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27715811
#35 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27958261
#36 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28229646
#37 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28475588
#38 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28780033
#39 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28972199

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>>29120581
Greentext prompts from the previous threads can be found here:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28780033/#28780068
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28972199/#28972221
Writefags please show up.

Let's have a nice, comfy thread. Merry Christmas to all of you glorious faggots.
I won't be able to participate in this thread as much as I'd like since I have a fuckton of shit to study, but I'll still try to be here whenever I can. Have fun for me too.

Don't die yet you just started

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mother, please

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>TFW when can't spend Christmas with my mom

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> so tell me again why you agreed to this date, princess of the futa kingdom?
Your mother wanted to unite our kingdom so she can get access to our bad dragon factories.
>but you have a cock.
Is that going to be a problem prince Anon?
> not if you're the bottom
.....we agree to these terms.

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I love this thread. Hope someone writes a christmas story or two.

Didn't take long for you to rip.

Bump for her

>>29121442
MOAR?

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MERRY CHRISTMAS, FAGGOTS!!!

>Your MILF-tacular Principal Momlestia will never coax you into coming out of your room and joining her, her friends and your Aunt downstairs at the party
>Your extended family lives half way across the world, so they have to invite all of their cougar friends over to make the holidays seem less lonely

>>29124136
"Mom, would you stop wearing my work shirts when I need them? I never have time to wash your perfume smell out, and all of the gir-I MEAN... everyone there thinks I have a girlfriend or something."

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>>29124194
>Just an example of the quality of cougars at said party

>>29120539
>>29120543
Do any of the NSFW ones have a lengthy story with different moral conflicts or is it JUST smut?

>>29124277
Pretty sure it's all just smut with the exception of the one that was being written a few threads ago and never returned.

>>29124294
*sigh*
Thank for telling me.

>>29124225
Okay, I can see who each of them are supposed to be, but I'm blanking on the last one, pink suit and dark skin. Who is that supposed to be?

>Starting this up right when I get a new laptop with no sunbutt mom images
DAMN YOUS ALL TO HELL

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>"This isn't over, King S.O.B."
>"Anonymous, Lulu, let us take our leave."
>'He can't hold out forever, mom. The railway works and utilities are taxing enough. He'll have to relent on Boardwalk and Pacific Avenue soon enough.'
>'Thou art the devil himself in disguise of a civil servant, Nephew.'

Merry Christmas, /mom/.

>she will never be your mom

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>>29123419
I try

>Anon have been out all day with the futa princess Cadence, I don't think I like it
Well you were the one to arrange the date were you not Celestia?
>Well yes but *sigh* I don't know Anon is so sensitive and she's so dominant, I don't want her to take advantage of him.
Well let me see if I can track them, maybe things aren't so bad

Cadence's horn slits with stunning brilliance. With her mastery of love she easily tracks them don't to the royal prince's carriage

Celestia I've found them! Theyre in his carriage, but with is it parked in an alley...oh....oh my
>what's wrong Cadence? Why are you blushing? What's happening to my son?
Well let's just say you have nothing to worry about. Anon can be quite...dominant when he wants to be.

Unbeknownst to Celestia, Cadence can hear everything happening in the carriage. Every grunt Anon makes as he drives himself into the princess, every muffled cry of pleasure from the princess, every thump as the carriage bangs against the alley wall. And eventually the loud roaring of rushing fluids entering a damp wet cavern

Oh, Anon is quite virile ~
>what do you mean Candence?!
Nothung~

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>>29127349
>>29121442
>>29123419
>futa shit for Christmas

>>29124294
Which one?

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>>29127515
Teegray & sunburned, I think.

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>"T-thish eggnog thing is a wonderful creation of humanity, sweetheart."
>'Easy there, mom.'
>"Uh oh, Anon-, Anenom-..Amonymous, m-mommy's a little dry, how bouh you top me offsh?"
>'Mom your cup is still fu-'
>*dainty mom shlurp*
>"Nuh uh n-not anymore it'sh not."

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>>29127598
Oh i thought you ment the one were his last post was a red heart scene then people started shitposting about it.

>>29128298
I thought that nurse story was shitposting.

Don't remember it being very mom-centric, either that or it just wasn't holding my attention.

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>"I'll have to ask that you come back later, Twilight."
>'P-princess! That map as an integral part of our mission!'
>"I understand that but in the time you've left it here, my sunshine has become quite attached to it."
>"He says it's perfect for his transformers vs aliens fights and playing with his hotwheels."

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Latina momlestia and luna teaching anon how to dance salsa and merengue in this holidays.

>Come on sweetie why the long face are you bored? do you want to dance with me or maybe your aunt.
>Come on mijo its Christmas why don’t you drink this roncito (shot of rum) and dance with your aunt.
>She has been eyeing you since the song started.
>She has always wanted to dance with you but you've always refused.
>And after you dance with your aunt you are going to dance with me like it or not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuPOU1ZqYUE

>>29128810
>mijo
>auntie wants you to slow dance with her to lowrider oldies
>mom wants to get matching aztec tattoos
orale', homes, I'm fuckin' down, eh.

>>29120533
merry christmas molestia

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>>29129377
That's not Molestia.
>pic related is Molestia, notice the gray[d out mane and tail. That's how you know.

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>>29127349
That's it? Where's the aftermath!!!

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>>29127386
>being a spoiled fag that cries when they don't get their way

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>>29130578
>>29130531
>futa shit
I understand you fags have really been pushing your presence as of recent.

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>>29127349
>pic

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>"I'm choosing to ignore the fact that you're sitting in a box again, mom."
>'Anonymous, sweetheart, I could go ON about all the advantages the box carries over the throne, but where would that get us?'
>"I swear, if those are racing stripes..."

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>most mom art doesn't involve Anon

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>>29131343
>I choose to believe that any and all mom art that doesn't have Anon in it are pictures taken from Anon's perspective.

"Mom, get out of there! That's not what that machine was made for!"
>"Why, of course it was, Sunshine. Just look at the instructions label."
"We both know you put that there, so stop grinding your junk up against the agitator and get out!"

>>29127205
That head designer from the Rarity takes Manehatten episode I believe

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>>29131602
I meant that a lot of it involves, Twilight, Spike, or Sunset Shimmer.

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I know we wanted to have a thread before years end, but it's not really the best time 2bh.
I have next to no images on my new laptop and can't even think up any quick one shots or prompts.

As always, if you fags have ideas or whatever, put em' down.

>>29132983
Celestia or Luna decides to dress up as this Santa young Anon has talked about.

>>29133269
>"Can that be correct, Luna? A costumed madman infiltrates a human abode to leave presents, of all things?"
>'Nephew was very adamant the act does indeed follow that description, Sister.'
>'Custom also dictates milk and cookies be left out for Satan Claws, no doubt an offering to keep him from butchering them in their sleep.'
>"Egads, Luna, how did Anonymous survive years of this?"

>>29120533
Is there any lewd no hooves momlestia Christmas greens?
Or have sexy times with Vice-Principal Aunt Lulu while Mom is giving you instructions.
>"She is very sensitive there sweetie."
"Wait, how do you know that?"
>"I had experience."

want Celestia to be my mommy

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>>29131602
>any and all mom art that doesn't have Anon in it are pictures taken from Anon's perspective.
That's actually very cute.

So how do you think the royal family celebrates the holidays? Or even Principal Celestia and Anon?

>>29134887
>Fucking Aunt Luna then mom during camp
I need this.
>Mom will never give you a stealth handy while on the bus.

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>>29133296
By being the best

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>>29134932
I do, too, dude.

I do, too.

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>"T-thank you, my sunshine. I don't know how it keeps happening."
>'Curious about that myself, not that it's a bad thing, mom.'
>"I swear, one moment I was reaching for the nesquik and before I knew it, I was gagging myself with your boxers and tying kinbaku knots."

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>>29134111

So what Christmas present would you get Celestia if she was your mom?

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>>29139975
All mine ever asks for is coffee.

I'd probably make her a nice cake and brew her a rare blend of coffee with my semen in it
>"Mmm~ Oh yeah. It's delicious."
>"It adds a noticeable viscosity and doesn't take too much away from the coffee it's self. Thank you, sweetheart."

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Daily reminder that Crimson_King abandoned Momlestia for the /SUG/ generals on /trash/ and /co/

>>29140631
Oh, I didn't know. Shame on him, I guess. I think he hasn't been around since the first threads anyway, so whatever he chose over Momlestia, he's long gone.

>Celestia is too focused on this year's Hearth's Warming Eve to pay her only child any attention

>>29140161
fucking unf
>>29134887
Although the Christmas part is a bit outdated now, I might be able to write something.
Maybe Anon gets an internship as the front-desk worker at CHS which Mom had nothing at all to do with as far as he knows, and during lunch breaks Mom and Lulu use his dick for "relief" and relaxation. Play-fighting ensues for who gets the dick, but they both get it. Eventually they need it at home, and things progress. A romantic subplot where Anon has to weigh his desire to love Mom against incest being "wrong" could be added, and whether or not this polygamous relationship is OK.
Maybe they even get pregnant and have to take maternity leave, and Cadance volunteers to help with CHS while they're gone. She finds out the routine while looking at the video cameras. She and Shining haven't been able to make a kid in EQGland, so she blackmails Anon into making another kid.
...okay, I'm gonna do that tomorrow mostly because I need sleep

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>>29141417
>Celestia tries to guilt Anon to forgiving her, this only makes Anon angrier

>Momlestia
>The best and most sincerely loving mom you'd ever have
>Page 9
You don't deserve her.

>>29142618
>Page 8
Last bump before I let /mom/ go out with dignity.

>>29120638
>Anon never had a "mother/son" relationship with Celestia
>He doesn't even meet her in person until a year after he's settled down in Ponyville
>When Celestia visits, it's like a switch has been thrown in her head
>Anon has turned from "Twilight's silly alien friend" to "tiny adorable babuu who doesn't have a mother to take care of him"

yes please
Tell you what, Anons. I'm getting drunk tomorrow night, so if the thread is still alive I'll write you some green.

>>29128393
We're talking about the same story right? The one I'm talking about had just started. I found it in the old thread achieves if you want i can post it.

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>Page 8

I've been too busy with the holidays to put out any green. I'll see about putting something out tonight.

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>>29144468
>Too busy for your mother.
>Page fucking 8 again!

>>29120533
Would mommy allow you to fuck her butt to relieve stress?

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>>29145129
SUMMONING WRITEFAG

>>29145129
>You will never fuck mom's butt while she looks uninterested.
>But she would do anything for her little sunshine.

>>29145129
>>29145201
>disinterest
>implying
>"Anonymous, sweetheart, mommy's facing an especially taxing deadline. Could you offer your old lady some relief."
>'Anything, mom.'
>And so you went, like a good son, to ease your mothers pain however she saw fit
>Her magic held her quill steadfast despite being hilted at a rhythmic pace and with enthusiasm
>"Haa~ OH-, oh gommmph..s-sunshine, h-how is your knowllledge of minotaur property l-lawss~~ unf.."
>'L-let's come back to that one later, mom.'

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>Tfw you will never nestle between Celestia's soft pillowy teats

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>>29145129
>"Don't worry Sweetheart momma is going to make her little Sunshine feel better."
>You will never lift up her night dress and start rubbing your dick between her cheeks first then penetrate her tight hole.
>"You naughty boy that's not where it's supposed to go. It's fine sweetie, but give mommy some warning next time."
>"But please do hurry we have to get your auntie up so we can get to the school on time. And I bet she would want some stimulation too so she can be fully awake."

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/mother/ when
>"..Oh, for the love of sh-..time to dial up my little 'angel' and tell him they don't have Super Saiyan Berry Crunch.."
>"Hello? Hi, sunshine, it's mommy-..I am here right now, yes. Ahh, thing is honey, they don't HAVE your favori-..Anonymous, there's no need to raise your voice.."
>"YES I looked, and I asked, do you really think I wouldn-..NO. NO, Anonymous, I am not getting t- IT'S NOT LIKE HONEY NUT BUNCHES OF OATS, THOUGH, SWEETHEART, THOSE ARE ALMONDS, YOU WONT LIKE THEM-.."
>Mother gains her composure, wary she may be creating a scene
>Heaven forbid she come off as one of those mothers who'd do anything to keep their son happy
>Who'd be at his beckon call whenever he so pleases
>She returns to her phone conversation
>"..Ofcourse, Anonymous. Cinnamon Life, it is. Mommy loves you, too. Mhmm. Bye bye, baby."
>She makes room for the cereal in her cart, next to the pantyhose and strawberries

>>29145502
>no monstergirl mom & auntie
>no dragonmom & drider aunt

>>29145502
I am okay with this.

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>>29145129
She fucking better
>>29145201
fuck everything

>>29145672
>>29145167
I've been /r/ing disinterested momlestia wincest since forever
Basically gif related except with celly

I was thinking about making some green about Celestia being forced to participate in the Miss Canterlot High competition due to rules that say any person at the school can participate. She can't pull put because of rules and she had to take part in all the competitions designed for high schoolers. She would win and maybe there is a thing about Mr Canterlot High gets a dance with her so after hearing some guys saying they want to cop a feel on her he enters to defend her honor.

>>29146861
>muh defending honor
gay concept gay story

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>>29146925
Yeah, kind of but no seriously, I'll take a murder charge if someone wants to talk shit on my mom or put hands on her

>>29147059
And then your in prison for life so have fun with that beta cuck numale white knight faggot

>>29147074
Mrs. Anon, Little timmy went over his buzzword allowance for the day.

>>29147092
No amount of posting can hide the beliefs you legitimately hold in real life

>>29147130
Say, do they still give out homework over winter break?

>>29147074
I'm not even going to try and believe that this is anything more than shitposting. This guy's just throwing words together. When did it become cool to be teenager-edgy?

>>29147152
>>29147312

>the leftist will never argue against you directly, instead he will simply ignore your points and insult you

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>>29147312
Ignore the remnants of their christmas vacation.

He must be mad his brother got the neato hot topic gift card instead of him.

>>29146925
I like how the anti-white-knights are just as irritating and obnoxious as the actual white knights.

>>29147342
>beta cuck numale white knight faggot
How is this an argument, you enormous cocksucker? Take your smug, condescending attitude back to tumblr.

>>29147342
>Being protective of your parents
>"leftist"

Maybe I read over it while I was reading it but in Ten Years, is Anon still Immortal and/or ten at the end, or was there a line saying he became twenty again?

>>29147343
If I had the original, non zoomed picture I could enlarge it without it getting pixelated.

>>29147365
because it means weak, un masculine, women worshipping

>>29147378
>willing to kill someone over them groping your mom

>>29147448
And calling someone weak, unmasculine, and woman-worshiping isn't insulting them instead of addressing their argument?

How typical of a leftist to never practice what he preaches.

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>muh argument
ignore the barneyfag

again

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Shitposts.
Shitposts Everywhere.

>>29147566
What the fuck is a barneyfag? Is that what autists call the "Weenie Hut Jr" meme?

>>29147543
You should prioritize your fellow men and their birth right of using women's bodies over women's feelings

>>29136769
>Celestia tries to cover up your and Luna's muffled wails by telling a scary ghost story and trying to make it sound like the noises are part of the act

>>29127386
>I don't like it
>Thus nobody likes it
>My word is law REEEEEEEEEEEE

i want to be Celestia's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her Celestia blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo Celestia blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her Celestia pon boy body so that her Celestia hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her Celestia face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

>>29147645
>"W-why is the ghost hollering 'Y-YES, MORE!'?"
>>29147693
B'aww, too bad that cat eating chink disabled (you)'s, huh, kiddo?

>>29147770
>B'aww, too bad that cat eating chink disabled (you)'s, huh, kiddo?
Wait, really? I thought my script blocker was fucking up again. Why the fuck did gook-moot do that?

>>29147770
>"And what kind of name is "Yes Mommy Fuck Me Harder" for a ghost, anyway?

>>29147770
>B'aww, too bad that cat eating chink disabled (you)'s, huh, kiddo?
No, but seriously, where can I learn more about this? I'm scared, Anon.

>>29147798
shitposting on /qa/. Custom CSS and/or 4chanX solve the problem.

>>29147866
Thank you, based Anon.

/r/ing green of celestia abusing anon

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>>29147990
>"Get out of my house, faggot."
>All Anon's looked back
>"Not you, THIS faggot. Fuck off, faggot."
>Celestia kicks your faggot ass out into the cold
>The rest of the Anon's point and laugh before closing the door and laughing at you from the window
>"Alright, that's enough of that. Now, wants a bedtime story?" Celestia asks to the rest of her not faggot sons
>You die alone out in the cold
>Least you'll have a neat story to tell when you go back to school

Ta-da, she abused you.

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>>29147990
Sexual abuse.
>Celestia goes to Anon's room each night
>Her precious baby boy smells so good
>Can't hold back her urges any more
>Pulls back the covers
>Magicks down his silk pyjama bottoms
>Magics his underwear down to around his ankles (she feels herself involuntarily wink at the sight of her cutie mark right on his crotch)
>Before she even realizes it, she has her snout buried in between Anon's cock and balls, breathing heavily
>Her wings extend rapidly, nearly knocking over Anon's lamp
>She extends her tongue; Anon tastes even better than he smells
>Salty and musky
>Each time she licks, she promises that it will be the last; that she'll stop doing such an inappropriate thing to her adoptive son, go back to bed, and forget it ever happened (maybe splurge on his next birthday to make it up to him, even though he'll never know what she did)
>After every lick, she reasons "just one more time" and silences her guilt
>Anon moans in his sleep as his cock hardens under Celestia's barely-controlled slobbering tongue
>Celestia shifts her weight from hoof to hoof and freezes when the floor creaks
>"What am I doing?"
>She gives Anon one last parting lick and pulls his clothes back on
>Unable to resist, she walks over to the head of her son's bed and kisses Anon on the forehead
>She doesn't know for how long she can hold herself back
>It's only a matter of time before she gives in to her carnal urges and impales her dripping, winking cunt onto her son's forbidden length
>She dreads (and eagerly awaits) the day when she can no longer call herself a good mother

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>>29148167
fund it

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>Mom fucks up some spell that mentally age regresses her to fillyhood
>"Wow, you mean I'm a princess?"
>'That's right, mom. Herald of the sun, Radiant bringer of the-'
>"OOH NEAT, A BUTTERFLY!" She says as she takes off after it
>You look back at Auntie quizically
>'Believe us, Nephew, our parents oft wondered as well if perhaps our sister was ehh..'on the spectrum'.'

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>>29148167
>You will never subconsciously face-fuck your adoptive horse-mom in your sleep

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>>29148625
>tan

>>29148625
I want to squeeze mom's tiddies.
And lick her sensitive nipples.

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>>29147342
What in fuck-all does this have to do with political stance, you fucking retard?

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>>29147617

>>29149197
>"A-Anon!"
>Celestia's rear hooves jerk in your hands as you bring your tongue down to her engorged, swollen teats.
>The sweet tang of milk spreads across your tongue as you begin your sucking and licking.
>"Anonymous, sunshine, that's - ah!"
>She shudders, nearly kicking you by accident.
>"That's for the foal!"

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>>29149182
It's how it should be.
Celly's tanned and Luna's pale.

>>29149772
http://i.imgur.com/egYh4ou.png

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>>29148625

>>29149965
>Celestia sleeps in the nude
>Luna sleeps in Victorian-era sleep gear, featuring puffy shoulders and knee-length pant legs
>They have a sleep-over with Anon and (sexy) shenanigans ensue

>"C'mon, sis, live a little!"
>Luna shies away from Celestia's advances, batting her hands with sharp slaps
>"Nay! Thou fallen virtues shall not infect Us!"
>She turns to you, blushing desperately and pleading with you with her eyes
>"Nephew! Please, thou must assist Us! Hide us from our whore of a sister!"
>Celestia's hands massage Luna's padded shoulders, making the younger sister shiver involuntarily.
>"Now, now, Luna," your mother purrs, "That's not how one addresses their sister~"

Goodnight, /mom/. Sleep well. If you're afraid of the dark, you're more than welcome to sleep in bed with me.

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>>29150246
>Help your mother by holding Luna down while she strips her of her excessive clothing
>After stripping your aunt to her bra and panties, you turn the tables on your mother by helping your aunt force an old-style nightgown on her

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>mfw mom x son on /gif/

>>29147592
>That pic
>Celestia has ruled Equestria over 1000 years
>It is only now, when the universe somehow gave her a little boy to raise as her own, that she seriously starts to question herself
>How long must she keep on ruling?
>Will she ever retire so she can focus on her family and what she wants?
>Even if she wanted to step down, would some pony even be able to take her place without screwing everything up?
>Right now her Kingdom comes first, and her son comes second
>The crown she always wear felt a little heavier that day

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Bump from 8 again!? Are you trying to piss mommy off?

>>29151429
>[intro to 'The Young And The Restless' plays]

>>29151850
>Celestia finds her son playing dangerously near the edge to oblivion
>What does she do?

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>>29152215
>"S-sister, art thou entirely sure it was wise to let Anonymous play in the oblivion at the end of the world?"
>'Trust me, Luna, were I to forbid him it would only tempt him more. A few hours out there with the wraiths and demons, he'll tucker himself out and get tired of it.'

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>>29152215
She tells him to stop living in the past and buys him Skyrim instead.

>>29152229
>Luna looks over to see Anon with a wraith 2x his size in a choker hold while it's friends try desperately to get him off.
>Anon just wears the smile of a child that wants to watch the world burn.
>With a stare leading off for miles even as five demons pull on him trying their best to get him off.
>Soon enough a demon bigger than the rest approaches.
>You were just about to rush to his rescue until his eyes darted to the demon causing it to stumble back and fall.
>He released the wraith whom falls to the ground, it's friends instantly rushing to it's aid making sure it's all right.
>None of them notice Anon slowly making his way to the big demon.
>The big demon begins to stumble on the ground desperate to get away.
>But it's too late.
>Anon is on him and- OH TIA!
>FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD NO!

>2 hours later.
>You watch as Anon puts a leash on the now bartered and brused demon.
>"Hey mommy! Look what i found! Can i keep him?"
>Tia just glances at the demon before replying.
>"Anon I've told you once and I'll tell you a thousand more times. No, you may not keep a underlord as a pet."
>"Well what if i-"
>"You may also not keep the devil himself. " She says not missing a beat.
>Anon just looks deflated and removes the leash from the demon and allows it to run.
>That night you visited every demon and wraith that witnessed the true horrors of Anon...
>How is that colt only 5!?

>>29152338
>"Anonymous! Anonymous, you put Father Ariandel back where you got him RIGHT now, young man!"

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>>29152338
>Anon's dad is pic related.

>>29152243
Remember gamer Luna?
>"Nephew!"
>You pause the game and put down your mouse as your aunt Luna storms into your bedroom.
>She looks furious.
>Did she find the pairs of her underwear that you've been masturbating into?
>"What is THIS?!"
>She points at your computer screen accusingly.
"....Skyrim?"
>Never before has your aunt looked more disgusted.
>"I don't remember raising a SCRUB, Anonymous."
>She reaches behind her back and pulls out an old copy of Morrowind, which she tosses onto your lap.
>"When you're done play pleb-tier BULLSHIT, Anon, load this thing up. I don't care if you have to run it with DOS-box to make it work; I expect you to have beaten the game in under a week."
>She crosses her arms, propping up her breasts and making them look plump.
>It's only just now that you noticed how her nipples are poking through the cloth, and it occurs to you that she isn't wearing a bra.
>It might be because you've been stealing her bras as well as her underwear.
>You can't help it if your aunt is hot!
>"We'll talk later, nephew. I'll bring up my old computer and show you how to play Daggerfall after this."

>>29152406
More?

>>29152406
I bet Luna is into toxic shit like LoL

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>"-thus putting to rest another exaggeration illustrated on the show 'Breaking Bad'." Mr. Doodle droned
>this isn't what you envisioned when you signed up for chemistry
>there was no BOO YAH's or MUH TERRITORY's at all!
>*bzzzzt*
>quickly, old chum, it's the batphone
>you look down at your phone and notice it's a text from mom
>most likely reading 'A certain handsome someone left his homework and snackpack at home on the counter, will bring it to you at lunch~'
>mmmm chocolate
>*bzzzzt*
>right, better see what's up
>"..C..u..n..?"
>gosh, mom, no need for profanity
>it has an attached file so you decide to accept the message and open it
>"C u n detenti-.."
>your phone begins blaring the 'attached file'
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoLI9FHmV90
>you drop it in your haste to clear the screen and turn the volume down
>"Wise man once said don't accept the charges if you're not sure who it's from, son."
>'Ehh, g-good one, Mr. Doodle.'
>G-go wey, boner...

>Celestia will never peg you

>>29152769
Good, that's fuckin gay.

You're fuckin gay, dude.

>>29153079
It's not gay if it's your Mommy

>>29152606
>Mother/Principal Celestia sometimes has a little too much to drink and ends up doing weird things to send you to her office
>Like speaking in the microphone and forgetting to turn it off after she's done sending her message out across the school
>Or kicking open the door to your classroom and demanding that you follow her to her office for doing something you didn't even do
>All so she can spend some time to cuddle with you and hug you

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>>29153167

>>29153208
i still feel that celestia should be the one talking

>>29153167
>"I s-swear to GOD, Anon!"
>Your mom (or as she insists you call her while in school, "Principal Celestia") is dragging you down the halls.
>Her grip around your wrist is a bit too tight, and her quick gait down the hallway is sloppy.
>"You really did'dit THISss time!"
>Oh god, she's slurring her words. She's been in the sauce again.
>Is it Monday afternoon already?
>Students poke their heads out from their little cliques and from around corners, curious about what could have gotten their principal so pissed off at her own son.
>After a long and uncomfortable walk to the office, your mom throws open the door and shoves you in, walking in and closing the door behind her.
>"Now..."
>The next thing you know, you're on your back on her nice leather couch.
>Before you can even get a whyboner, you take note of the situation
>Your mom is cuddling you aggressively, rubbing her face against your cheeks like a horse.
>"Ohh.... Mommy missed you so much, sunshine~"
>You sigh and wrap your arms around her, earning you a squeal of delight that you would have expected to hear from someone half her age.
>"Oh, precious!"
>Mom always DID get clingy when she drank.
>Frankly, you're just happy this happened in school when she'd have the head not to strip naked before she started to drink.
>"It's hugs time!"

>You are Twilight, and you're here to see if Celestia got that thing you sent her.
>You reach out for the door knob and twi-
>"Mmm.... You're so warm..."
>....Principal Celestia?
>"Don't squeeze me so tight, Anon!!"
>What.
>"Baby, rub right there.... Ohhh.... Oh, that's so good. That's so damn good."
>WHAT.
>"Come back here, sunshine. Mommy's not done with you yet~"
>You have the WEIRDEST lady-boner right now.

>You are Anon, and you are apparently half-way decent at giving a shoulder massage.
>Who fucking knew.

>>29153167
My mom did that once, but she's not a principal and we went out for lunch and a movie.

It's actually one of my fondest memories involving my mother

>>29153270
>to see if Celestia got that thing you sent her
Twilight-potamus pls

>>29152406
>put down your mouse

/r/ing green of sunhorse forcing Anon to be her son

>>29153653
"Celestia, please. I'm an adult."
>Celestia gently boops you on the nose and smiles that sweet smile of her's.
>"I'm thousands of years old, sweetheart. Compared to me, everypony is as old as a foal."

>>29153687
>You take a step backwards; Celestia matches it with a forward step of her own.
>You take another step backwards; Celestia giggles and gets this playful look on her face before stepping forward once more.
>"Does mommy's special colt want to play?"
>Christ, how horrifying.

>>29154838
you mean "christ how wonderful."

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>you will never just sit and relax with Celestia

>>29154838
>"Anon?"
>Celestia's head pokes in through your bedroom door.
>The room itself is bigger than your house was, and easily ten times as expensive.
>"Honey, can I come in?"
>You weren't sleeping, so sure.
"It's your castle."
>This forced adoption thing is bullshit.
>Celestia (aka "mom") nudges the door open with her muzzle and walks in, pillow and blanket in her magical grip.
>"Mommy couldn't sleep. Can I sleep here with you?"
>You were fucking KIDNAPPED off the street.
>This crazy horse wants to sle-you know what?
>Fine.
>Whatever.
"Go right ahead."
>Celestia wastes no time, diving nose-first under the covers and swims up to the surface, where her nose barely avoids booping your own.
>Her pillow plops down next to your own, and her blanket covers you both.
>She wraps her hooves around your shoulders and pulls herself close.
>"Goodnight, Anonymous," she coos, nuzzling your neck, "I love you."

Realistically, someone kidnapping you and making you call them your mother is pretty terrifying.

Unrelated note: Need more stories where Celestia adopts adult Anon simply because she has an incest fetish. God knows half the stories here already have AT LEAST an incestuous subtext.

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>>29153653
>>29153687

POST SOMETHING, YOU FUCKS

There's so much potential but nobody is doing anything.

>>29156219
>complains about lack of content
>does'nt contribute
hypocrite

>>29156260
I'm drunk right now, Anon. Also >>29155788 is me.

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>"Anon."
>"Anonymoussss."
>'What is it, mom-'
>"Anonymous that's not my name."
>'..What is it, Super Mommy Guru.'
>"I saw a bird. It was pretty..kick it's ass."

>Celestia gets bored every couple of hundred of years
>Randomly adopts a citizen and devotes herself to acting as his or her "mommy"
>Anon won the labor lottery
>Usually this is for Celestia's amusement, but with Anon, genuine maternal feelings develop
>She will genuinely mourn when he passes away of old age.

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>"MOM! AUNTIE MOON KEEPS EATING ALL MY CANDY!"
>'F-FALTH! THEETH ACCUTHATHIONS ARE BLATANTLY FALTH!'

>Celestia loosing on the poll
Not on my watch >>29153368

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>>29158661
>There are only seven sunfags on /mlp/

>>29158661
>losing
Losing the "biggest whore" competition?

>>29158923
If I lived for several thousand years, I'd stick my dick into everything I could.

>>29158923
>>29159003
Wow that sure is a fun topic whenever it used to get brought up in /sun/, super awesome, guys.

I hear DT still lurks, maybe he'll pick up that griffon gangbang story for you.

>>29159032
The what? That sounds terrible! Then again i can't really read any male griff on female pone without thinking of this story i red were the griffen king pretty much raped twi then killed Anon... It was kinda edgy but good up till then... I think Anon really lived but i don't know. I quit reading at the rape scene. That's one good way to ruin ANY story.

>>29159032
>DT still lurks
He does?

>>29147389
He went back to being fully grown. If I remember right the elements purged all the magic from him so he isn't evil or immortal anymore and the elements also put him back on earth because he want from equestria to begin with.

I want her to suckle my peenus weenus

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>"Alright, who we-, Engi-nonymous, who do we have on the line, sweetheart?"
>[incoherent charlie brown tier wah wah'ing]
>"Haha, alright, 213, you're on True Celestial Radio."
>'T-THOU HATH A LARGE POSTERIOR!'
>"...Oh you goddamn-.."
>"Let me make something VERY clear to you all right now. I AM A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP! AND I DO NOT HAVE A LARGE POSTERIOR!"
>[SCROLLS.WAV]

>>29147074
>Not willing to stick his neck out to protect the woman that raised him
How do you even become this degenerate.

>>29147617
VIRGIN DETECTED

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"No other girl will ever love you like mommy, sweetheart."

>page 8
It's like you don't even want to fuck your horse-mom while she gently strokes your hair and quietly reassures you that she'll love you forever, no matter what.

>>29161054
>page 8
I guess you don't.

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>>29161054
>Feeling her legs wrapped around your waist as you thrust
>Burying your face in her chest fluff and taking in her scent as you pant from the exertion
>Feeling her hooves stroke your hair and her muzzle tickling your cheek as she whispers sweet nothings into your ear
>Fucking her with the force of a thousand suns, yet feeling safe and protected in her warm embrace like you used to when you were a kid.

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>>29159804
>[SCROLLS.WAV]
Oh god I can almost hear the parchment violently scraping together.

>>29161938
>"S-Such a good boy for M-Mommy~"

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>>29160531
>mom catches this in your bed.

Wat do

>>29162283
A competition to see who is better for her sons "needs". And Mom isn't gonna lose.

>>29162298
I read that Sexylosers comic. It was hot, then sad.

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>>29162283
>Sleeping with the heretic sun

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>>29162310
Link?

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>>29162283
> first you try to still from em, now you try to steall me son's purity?!!
What wazzat what her
> Guards! Guards! She doing some weird dance with her penis tip hands! Seize her
Anon invited me here! And I didn't have to steal his purity. He GAVE it to me
> WHORE!

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>>29161938
>>29162257
>"Yes, my sunshine and I are very active throughout the day."
>"He's a growing boy and it's com-..I'm sorry, what?"
>"Oh. OHHHH, 'my sun', yes, and...how I do the thing-..making it rise, heh."

>>29162962
>Celestia always talks about her son, Anon
>"He's so full of energy. Sometimes I have a hard time getting him out of... er, INTO bed!"
>Always slipping up and accidentally making innuendos
>Some ponies suspect, but dare not accuse the Princess of the Sun of anything without actual proof

>>29162717
>Needing a link to Sexylosers

Gosh, I'm old.

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>>29163000
>Anonymous leads his mother through the halls of the palace at a leisurely pace
>Bridle, saddle, blinders and all
>She smiles warmly, nodding and offering a cheerful 'good morning' to stunned denizens
>"T-think nothing of the scene before you, my subjects. My son is merely sharing a tradition from his home planet."

God damn it, there's so much momfucking in this thread when all I want is to be a nice, good, non-mother-fucking son. I'll even help her get laid, just stop trying to make me stick my penis in adoptomom.

>It's your first birthday in Equestria
>Celestia expects a lot of friends to show up for your birthday party
>She has no idea that you don't really have a lot of friends due to being an alien

>>29164572
>Nobody shows up
>Celestia spends the rest of the party holding and comforting Anon
>"We can have our own party, sweetest..."
>She licks her lips.
>"A private party."
>A hoof runs its way down the small of Anon's back sending confusing shivers down his spine.
>"And to prepare, we'll need to get you out of those pesky clothes."
"M-Mommy?"
>"Shhh...."
>Celestia boops him gently on the nose.
>"Mommy's going to make her poor baby feel so good."

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>>29164059
>not having atleast some oedipal tendencies
like, what the eff is wrong with you, dude?

>Page 8
I wish I were talented enough to write for you, mom-fucking thread.

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>>29165785
Watch some mom x son on pornhub, that gets my creative juices a flowin'.

>>29165785
If you know how to write words, then you're talented enough to write short stories.

>>29124294
Wait you think my story had difficult moral conflicts?
I thought no one liked it so I just focused on my work

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>>29161054
>>29161938
>>29162257

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/nmz5okqaiykelv4/AAD7U2vcnvztCbhHCydXesjEa?dl=0

If you aren't using a venus real soft onahole with it you aren't doing it right

>>29166559
I wish artists knew how to draw crotchteats. Otherwise it's pretty good though.

>>29120533
Will principal momlestia let you hotdog her?
What would Aunt Lulu let you do?
Maybe they try to one up each other.

>>29166953
Sounds like a good green. I think I'll write it

>>29167085
man we need this >>29161938

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>>29167607

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>>29164059
Why on Earth wouldn't you want to lovingly screw this?

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>>29168305
Here's an better version of that pic. Celly is totally screwable.

>It seems like having nights of restful sleep isn't a thing for your family. Luna sleeps most of the day, and passes the night watching over the others' slumber. Your mother of course does the opposite, but while she usually sleeps like a log, she happens to be a sleepwalker, and you guess walking around the castle like a ghost isn't that much restful.
>And finally you. Well, you basically can't sleep more than a few hours.
>Insomnia is boring, that's for sure. You're just lying on your bed, watching the rather uninteresting ceiling. Not that there's anything else more entertaining to look at, and being in the middle of the night doesn't help, what with everything being shrouded in darkness and barely visible.
>The entire castle is so silent you can practically hear your own thoughts. And right now they're saying you really need to ask your aunt, and see if she can zap you with a sleep spell or something.
>The first distraction of the night comes in the form of hoofsteps echoing from the hallway. They're slow but steady, and apparently coming closer. Since you've nothing better to do, you decide to try and guess who it may be.
>The sound they make is rather high pitched, metallic, like the one you would expect from a pony who's wearing horseshoes. So that leaves out maids, and pretty much all the castle staff besides guards.
>The rhythm though tells you something else. You would expect guards on patrol to have a quicker pace, and also make a louder sound, what with wearing armor, bringing spears and everything. The telltale clinking sound caused by their armor is also absent.
>Moreover, these hoofsteps have a more delicate sound, as though they are barely touching the ground, that pretty much leaves out everyone but two ponies in all of Equestria.
>And since one of them happened to be in her working hours, so to speak, the only one left is your mother. More than likely she's sleepwalking again, and headed who knows where.

>>29168494
>One of her favorite stops is probably the kitchen, if the cake vanishings the cooks keep complaining about are anything to go by.
>You can't help but smile at the thought.
>The hoofsteps keep coming closer, and when you guess she's about at your door's level, they stop. You turn on your side and look at the door, with a hint of curiosity. Could it really be her?
>All your remaining doubts are discarded the moment a golden aura pops into existence and wraps itself around your door's handle, casting a faint glow throughout the room. It fumbles with it for a moment, almost vanishing in the process, but it manages to turn it anyway.
>The door cracks open, pushed forward by the same magic, and a few strands of a familiar floating mane come briefly into view, peeking inside from the small opening, as though they were curious to find what was inside.
>Your mother's head comes into view shortly after, further pushing the door open with her muzzle. Her eyes are closed and, yep, that on her mouth is definitely frosting.
>Guess the cooks were right after all...
>You can't help but let out a chuckle as Celestia enters the room, surprisingly without swaying or hitting anything, and pushes the door close with a rear leg.
>"A..Anon? Sweetie? M..mommy's come to check if you..'re alright.." she mumbles, barely keeping her head up.
>What? She used to do that when you were little. Is she dreaming about it? Is this a thing sleepwalkers do?
>You decide to play along.
"Yes, mm-mommy, I'm..aaah... fine"
>You reply, faking a yawn.
>In the meantime, Celestia has found her way to your bedside, probably guided by her instinct, or perhaps the sound of your voice.
>"A-Anon, sweetie, y-your voice! Did you catch a cold?"
>Damn, mom. You can't be fooled, not even while you're sleeping. You resist the urge to tell her that you're 25, and your high-pitched, crystalline voice is long since gone, and instead try to fake the voice of a kid as best as you can.
"No, mommy, I'm fine"

>>29168498
>You repeat, stifling a giggle.
>That doesn't seem to convince her, because she gets even closer and starts to nuzzle your cheeks, probably to check your temperature.
>Having her soft nose rubbing on your face would feel nice, if it weren't for the fact that she's spreading frosting all over you, and the pillow as well.
"Ew, mom"
>Though as some of it is smeared near your mouth, you lick it out of curiosity.
"Mmh, blueberry."
>Even when sleep-eating, Celestia has good taste.
>Not seeming convinced yet, she magically lifts the blankets and hops on the bed, snuggling beside you and tucking the both of you in.
>Two sets of legs wrap themselves around your body as she lets out a contented sigh and keeps nuzzling you.
>"Mind if I stay..here for a while, sweetie?"
>This time you can't help but chuckle. You wrap your arms around her withers and get cozy. It's like huggging a life-size plushie, but she's also so warm that the blankets might as well not be there and you wouldn't notice.
>Perhaps it's because she's extended her wings and wrapped you in a feathery cocoon as well.
"Not at all, mom." - You say with a yawn - "You can stay as long as you want"
>As sleep almost immediately overcomes you, you can't help but think that curing your insomnia was way easier than you anticipated.

>>29168305
>>29168432
This guy has gorgeous art.

>>29168505
*Deleted scene*
>You don't dare opening your eyes until Anon is snoring, even though the darkness could have concealed them.
>As soon as you've made sure he's fast asleep, you let out the giggle you were holding ever since you entered the bedroom.
>You mentally pat yourself on the shoulder for your brilliant plan, perfectly carried out as well.
>Take this, Anonymous. This is for you acting all grown-up and not wanting to hug your mom.
>Sleepwalking? Please. You haven't ruled a kingdom for two thousand years by wandering in your sleep and stealing cakes.
>No, those were rightfully yours.
>Snuggling closer to him, you lick some frosting off from the corners of your mouth, then plant a kiss on his cheek.
"Sleep tight sweetie."

>>29168494
>>Moreover, these hoofsteps have a more delicate sound, as though they are barely touching the ground, that pretty much leaves out everyone but two ponies in all of Equestria.
>>And since one of them happened to be in her working hours, so to speak, the only one left is your mother. More than likely she's sleepwalking again, and headed who knows where
Or an assassin, but hey.

>Celestia will never get drunk on New Years and kiss you in front of everypony

>>29168509
Good/10 would momlestia again

>>29168507
>>29168432
wow it really is, not hideous like
>>29166559

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>>29163308

>>29120533
>Principal Momlestia will never give you a boob job on the right side of your dick and Aunt Lulu will never hotdog the other side at the same time.

>>29170637
>you will never get pony rides from your horse mom
it hurts

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>pet the White Pony.gif

>>29171924
>When Celestia plays with the model airplane you spent hours building when you told her not to and breaks it

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Happy new years, mom

>>29172219
>"It's not RACIST if it's TRUE, Twilight! Now, lemme tell you more 'bout those ziggers."

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>Anon's Auntie Moon is the equivalent of that one ex-con uncle you have
>"Happy meal? BAH! WE SHALL PREPARE A FEAST FIT FOR A KING, YOUNG NEPHEW!"
>She nukes some leftover pizza, puts a mcdonalds bbq sauce packet on it and opens a warm dr. shasta
>"Bon apetit! Also, that has to last you the whole visit."

>>29172670
>Anon, adoptive son of Celestia, meets with Nightmare Moon upon her return
>She probably kidnaps him b/c he's a unique creature and "a trained animal such as yourself should be worth quite the ransom for my sister."
>Spends a couple of hours with her before the Elements of Harmony show up
>Chats with her; she learns that he's her nephew
>She feels some kind of familial bond with him, to her chagrin
>The Elements of Harmony show up and hit her with the rainbow beam
>....and nothing happens
>She's no longer a cartoonishly evil villain hell-bent on eternal night and the destruction of pony-kind
>Her connection with her nephew Anon has made her feel invested in Equestria and (reluctantly) her sister
>Nightmare Moon takes up her seat as Princess of the Night with Anon acting as her morality pet

>>29172726
>"You're doing this both for Anonymous's sake and for the good of Equestria, Luna."
>'YEECH, THE 'GOOD' OF EQUESTRIA CAN FORNICATE THYSELVES WITH A FLAMING, SPIKED CLUB, SISTER.'
>Anonymous shakes his head and holds up the 'Bad Auntie Jar'
>"YOU WILL BE THE DEATH OF US, NEPHEW."

>>29172758
>"THOU CANNOT STOP US FROM SENDING THIS... THIS 'BLUEBLOOD' PRETENDER TO THE DUNGEONS!"
>Anon walks up and pulls her into a hug
>"NO."
>Anon begins to stroke her mane
>"NO. IT WILL NOT WORK THIS TIME, NEPHEW."
>Anon sniffles loudly and obviously-fakely
>"DAMNATIONS, FINE. THE CUR IS FREE TO GO."

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>>29172854
>"Anonymous, sweetie, let your Aunt kill just ONE pony, ok?"

>>29172899
>Anon holds up the 'Bad Mommy Jar'
>Celestia stares at the jar.
>"Ffffffffuck."

>>29172899
>>29172911
>Celestia and Luna are pretty sick of their ponies' shit
>If Luna hadn't gone Nightmare Moon, Celestia would have done the same in a couple hundred years
>They aren't evil, but they're like a parent with a retarded child who has been taking care of it for hundreds and hundreds of years

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>>29172670
>>29172726
>>29172758
>>29172854
>>29172899
>>29172911
>>29172923
All of my keks

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>>29172923
>Anon is George Dubya-tier retarded
>"Mama, why all them mean ponies sayin' I'm 'adapted'?"
>"I didn't evolutionize from no gotdang monkey! Lord Jesus christ sent me from Heaven to the stork an he brought me to you, right mama?"
>His mother and aunt treat his condition with genuine kindness, believing him to 'too pure' for this world

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>>29174805
>What if your mom orbits my tits
>Twilight doesn't know what gets her panties wetter:
>The thought of her mother suckling on Her Royal Highness' supple bosom
>Or the thought of the possibility of Celestia becoming her second mother

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>>29175185
>"Ugh, I had that awful dream again, sunshine."
>'The one where the cake eats you, or the one where for some reason you're all humans and Twilight calls you 'mom'?'

>>29175698
>PLOT TWIST
>Anon and Twilight actually get along
>Go steady
>Celestia doesn't like Twilight for stealing away her innocent baby boy
>Twilight being annoying and obsessive is all in Celestia's mind
>She would have seen any other girl the same way if they were interested in her son

>>29176076
bad end

>>29176082
No, good end. I like Twilight.

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>>29176076
>>29176421
Nigga you gay

>>29176433
Anon
Anon no don't be like that

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>>29176442
It's true, though.

No one likes Twilight here, Gaylord m focker.

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>>29176480
I do.

>>29161938
Is there a source to the artist that made this or the full image?

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>>29176633
Pbbt, she's garbage.
>Reluctantly agree to take Twilight on a date
>It's more of a favor to your mom and her mom
>Go see Rogue One
>Talks throughout the whole movie
>Acts legitimately surprised when everyone dies
>Asks if they'll make a sequel
>Yfw

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>>29176659
>Asks if they'll make a sequel

>>29176659
>>29176951
>Tell mom about her asking about a sequel
>Twilight is condemned to watch, read, and play every piece of star wars media produced up until rogue one, including all books, games and films.
>Meanwhile you and your mom mourn the death of Carrie Fischer, may she rest in peace.
Hopefully Mark Hamill won't bite the dust anytime soon.

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>"Bahahah, that dinosaur one is funny, mom."
>"Wonder how that'd go; my mom out on a little goodwill mission, mingling with the common pony, as a fucking velociraptor."
>'Hahah, smashing, Anonymous!'
>"Oh god mom, no, not Nigel."
>'You don't fancy the accent, poppet?..I rather like it.'

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>"..Turn 4,009,889,128 and you get a free cake from Dorsia's, Anonymous."
>'I know, mom-"
>"FROM FUCKING. DORSIA, ANONYMOUS."
>'It was giving me diabetes just being in the same room, mom...'
>"Did that stupid pink skank stop and think 'Hey, MAYBE since this isn't my cake, I shouldn't fucking inhale it?'"
>"NO! DUMBASS BUBBLEGUM-ASS RETARD SAUNTERS ON IN HERE WITH THAT STUPID GRIN AND SHE JUST UP AND EATS MY CAKE."
>'Mom, your blood pressure-, look you're turning all red, stop.'
>She closes her eyes and takes a few deep breaths
>"...Anonymous, so help me, honey, but today I came THAT close to banishing her to the moon."
>'Little victories, right, mom?' You say serving her the slice you saved for yourself

>>29176645
https://derpibooru.org/1007711

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>"Ha ha! Nephew will truly know the stuff of nightmares when he sees us in these forms, Sister!"
>'Mhmm, now remember, I say 'Let's fly to the castle!~' and YOU'LL say:'
>"'CRAAAAAWWWWWLING'"

>>29178779
Jesus that's terrifying

>>29177052
>Every game.
Except Star Wars Battlefront EA™ because its fucking shit!

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>"..'Y-YES, SWEETIE, HARDER!' She demanded
>"'Ahhh, f-fuck, mom, haa!~"'
>"'The speech and ceremony could wait. The Sun Princess would not be pulled away fro-"
>'Whatcha' doin, mom?'
>"N-NOTHING!"

>>29178779
ew gay

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>"Anonymous."
>Goddamnit
>'..Yeah, mom.'
>"..Did I ever tell you about the coming of the chosen one?"
>'You have, yes, a number of time-'
>"There will be a chosen one."
>NO
>'I know, mom, and it will be sig-'
>"It will be significant."
>It's very clear now she intends to do the whole thing including the part where the dog dies
>'T-tell me about the-, do the one with the guy and all the nuts, mom!'
>"And then, he killed the d-..oh, very well. You know, I spoil you too much, shirt ripper."

>>29181036
jesus christ lmao

>consistently on page 8
What the eff, the board can't be moving that fast

>>29181902
This thread was a mistake. I thought making it during the Christmas period would mean more people being able to post, but I guess I was wrong.