Marital Problems Thread #49

fuck off cuck

>>29118194
Schools out for holidays

Expect a rise in shitposting

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>If cuckoldry is your thing, this is your thread.

http://pastebin.com/Mn2PxYWx

>No there was no ignoring Twilight’s pause.
>But to bring up that issue now isn’t the smartest thing to do right now.
“Alright then, if you say so.”
>You start walking to your dresser, and grab a T-shirt and a fresh pair of boxers.
“I’m just going to take a shower real quick.”
“You can do whatever tipsy Princesses do.”
>”I’m not tipsy!” She announces as she falls backwards on top of your bed.
>Sure you aren’t Buzzlight Sparkle, you think as you close the door.
>The shower isn’t clearing your thoughts.
>No, all of the water hitting your head just reminds you of the question that you keep asking.
>Why?
>You inhale deeply.
>Steam fills your lungs, and warms your core.
>Before being forced out with a sigh.
>Four months of loneliness.
>And Twilight keep all of it hidden from everyone.
>It’s going to break her down eventually
>And the worst case is, it happens in public.
>Feeling that you’ve been in the shower too long.
>You turn the knobs, and feel the water recede.
>As you walk through the halls, you start to feel the fatigue from today set in.
>Luckily you have spare pillows in your bedroom closest, just in case one of them is in the washer.
>So that solves that problem but not the other.
>Putting your hand on the door knob, you open the door.

>>29118919
>”By royal decree, this bed is now property of the Kingdom of Equestria.” Twilight says to you when you enter the bedroom.
>Like hell it is!
“Sorry Little Princess, but this is a very expensive bed, made with the finest silk money could buy.”
“And I don’t think you could reimburse me in a timely fashion.”
>Twilight gives you that ‘Do you know who I am’ look that could rival a sassy black woman back on earth.
>”Fine, keep your bed human.”
“Twilight we both know you could buy this whole house if you wanted to.”
>You move to your closest as you speak to her.
>”Yes, but then I would have to file a report that I’m using x amount of funds for your house.”
>”And then explain to Celestia why I’m buying your house.”
>”And since you work with money, it would take a ridiculous amount of time just to get what you feel is appropriate.”
>”I’m just not going to do all that.”
>You heard her entire rant while you search through your closest.
>Finding what you’re looking for, you grab a spare pillow.
>”Oh come on, I’m not that heartless.”
>You exit the closet, shutting the door behind you.
“I would give you a good deal.”
>She looks at the pillow before responding.
>”Sure you would.”
>Moving towards the bed, you hand Twilight the pillow.
>You watch as she takes it from your hands, and moves to the left side of your bed.
>She puts it just above the blanket, before phases herself through them.
>No wanting to prolong the night making jokes.
>You click your lamp off, and get into the bed yourself.
“Goodnight Twilight.”
>”Goodnight Anon.”

>>29118878
^ Did you seriously wait 3 months to post a false flagging thread?

go on

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>>29118194
Shit, I was wondering where you guys went. I missed my large dose of heartache.

>If cuckoldry is your thing, this is your thread.
Has this always been here? I thought the stories were pretty much the exact opposite of that.

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>>29119827
It historically was "isn't". Now I'm trying to understand if TLA is trolling, or if this is just a shitpost thread
>Implying we weren't always a shitpost thread

>>29119827
>>29119839
I was 3 am and I didn't read so whateves I'm writing again, probably make a proper one after I sleep.

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>>29119870
Here's the thing though, you copy pasted the previous OP, did you not? It's hard to remove a random 'nt from a wall of text you are pasting in

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>>29119911
>911 9 911
>119 911
S-shut it down

>>29119911
If I made this thread, I would've post the archive I made before it died, which is here http://pastebin.com/vRS8ZxLC. Don't think it's necessary to the long list of writer anymore.

Hell I can make a new one right without my name now because fuck sleep.

>>29119997
But are we ready to become liv?
Do we want to become liv?
WaN where you at

>>29120025
Don't know the answers to those but the new thread is up, I'll post a little more before sleep overpowers me.

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>>29120078
You misspelled 'marital'
But I guess we can migrate either way

>>29120108
I haven't slept man. And lawn mower Twiggles is right.

Bumping your cuck general.

Cuckold general needs to stay dead