good lord i'm rewatching this right now
she was so fuckin THICC
>>29115515
*sinks into fat and dies*
>>29115515
this is the most fuckable horse in the history of horsekind
even the diehard horsehaters would give everything to have her hoofs on their face
check out the hoofpussy lads
>>29115515
but she also becomes human
dropped
pure horse or gtfo
>>29116199
she becomes a unicorn in the end again.
it's literally the uncucking of horsekind
>>29115515
any plot shots in the movie?
I watched it for the first time a week ago. What a train wreck.Why does "king" Haggard's "kingdom" consists of just him and his adopted son in an abandoned castle? Why is there a talking pirate cat? Who's skeleton is it on the clock? Why can't the unicorns just swim ashore somewhere else where there's no bull? Why does Shmendrick keep saying he's not a real wizard when he can see unicorns and shrink cages?
I don't regret seeing it though.
>>29116469
I did because everything inside the castle was fucking boring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osArvsAGdMM
thread theme
I've been meaning to watch this movie going on three years now. I ordered a signed Blu-ray copy and it never came.
>>29116645
use your fucking internet, I know you have internet because somehow you managed to post
>>29115515
not as thicc as nyx tho
HAGGARD
Bump for old unicorns.
>>29117593
/ss/ with mature last unicorn when?
Anyone have that pic of Lady Amalthea and Princess Celestia talking shit towards each other?
>>29116488
Dan Avidan in Equestria, what would happen?
>>29117779
Sex.
>>29117779
A herd would form for his dick before they ever met him.Buttsex
>>29116469the pirate cat dies in the collapse
>>29115515
Schmendrick is lucky. he got to cop a feel of the thicc unicorn ass.
>>29117723
>>29116469
Read the book or listen to the audiobook. It answers all your questions.
As much as the movie is greatthe book is better, and Beagle has a great voice.
>>29115515
Interesting digits!
Anyhow, it's amazing that she manages to accomplish so much, considering that her reactions to anything consist of either sopping or moping.
She manages to sop and mope every enemy she has to death. It's almost a super-power.
But yeah, I like that old show and yes the book is superior. Beware being sopped and moped to death whilst reading it however.
>>29115515
This movie messed me up as a kid.
I'm glad it did though because it was so fucking good.
>>29115515
lewd
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~YAY!
S-so lewd.
What irks me is that she called him a ''true wizard now'' at the end of the movie. That guy fucking learned nothing.
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>>29119195
IDW can't write worth a shit.
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>>29119202
no u
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>>29119209
I like the various ass shots this comic has.
>>29119215
Damn, it was pretty cool thanks anon
>>29119215
Thanks. Did they ever continue?
>>29119198
Nope, only the ones assigned to mlp.
up
>>29120162
yes.
But I can't storytime it now.
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>>29121538
ok I can storytime one more
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>>29122027
This is boring when do they fuck?
>>29122036
Thanks, storytime anon. This is much easier to understand than the cartoon.
>>29116469
The movie is pretty janky, but it gets a pass because there's nothing else quite like it.
>>29122044
okay one more before I go out.
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>>29122356
goddamn
>>29122368
so fucking sexy
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>>29119144
I meek p0st
>>29119435
Nothing wrong with that, unless you're gay.
>>29115515
I'd do her...without a condom
>>29122423
sorry for the delay, I was shitposting elsewhere
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>>29122503
Wait a minute, that previous page
>DR PAVEL, I'M CIA
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>>29122442
Good Anon, embrace our Catholic values.
>>29122506
That next pane is totally
>4u
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>>29122536
Oh man, I have watched this movie at least 5 times, and I've even read The Last Human, which is an MLP themed reversal of the story.
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>>29122429
20 mins on paint.net
how long until this movie gets a reboot?
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>>29122579
Maybe when they decide to make movies that isn't Smurfs and Emoji
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>>29122429
Never change
alright, so who would do the best job remaking the last unicorn movie? its hard to find a company who treats fantasy with any sort of dignity anymore.
>>29122686
Studio Shaft
>>29122703
>animu
>>29115515
>not pony related
Delete this
>>29122760
it's a unicorn senpai.
>>29122779
That's not part of either the show, TFH, or Filly Funtasia.
>>29122797
Yes, but /mlp/ isn't for certain franchises alone, is it?
>>29122797
dont worry friend, it falls under the "anything vaguely resembling a pony, horse, or other equine-like creature that may trigger anons on other boards" grey area of the board rules.
>>29122821
Now that I think about it, the best way to describe that grey area is a centaur or a satyr.
>>29122603
>>29122608
Can anyone explain to me what is happening here? Why can she see the unicorn? Why would she expect a unicorn to come to her? What is she forgiving the unicorn? Why would she decide to not take stuff from the now abandoned bandit camp? Actually, where was she all night anyway?
>>29121551
nice, is that a repost?
>>29122871
obviously since shes middle aged and is angry she didnt show up "20 years ago" it means she saw the unicorn as a little girl and then the unicorn never returned. maybe she promised she would.
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>>29122871
I think it's more Molly is upset the unicorn never showed up in the first place when she as young and new like in the fairy tales. Instead she grew up to be a hard and bitter woman who caters to a bitch ass Robin Hood wannabe trying to replicate the fairytale. So when the Unicorn does show up it's all "What the fuck man? You choose NOW of all times to come to me when I'm old and disgusting!?"
>>29122924
hm, i guess that would make sense too. if only someone read the real book who could explain it.
>>29122871
Unicorns are supposed to appear to young, pure-of-heart virgins.
>>29122924
Sounds good.
>>29122947
Molly isn't one. Also, then why didn't any of the children in the town prior recognize the unicorn?
>>29122944
I did read the book. In fact I was listening to it while at work.
>>>29122947
>then why didn't any of the children in the town prior recognize the unicorn?
Because they are fucking filthy peasants
>>29122947
i had some real deep thoughts about that before. in most fantasy movies you got these mythical creatures show up to some chosen hero and this hero is supposedly pure. are they really some weird normies where lewd thoughts never, ever cross their mind? do you think eragon ever asked saphira if he could see her dragon cloaca, or at least quietly tried to sneak a peak while she was drinking water from a river? what about creatures that can read your mind? not a single thought ever crosses their mind that could be damning?
its thoughts like this that makes me think id be fucked in a fantasy world. id never be the chosen one, im too damn perverted.
>>29122988
Then why can she see the unicorn? How is she different from the general population?
>>29122968
>Molly isn't one
Exactly
>why didn't any of the children in the town prior recognize the unicorn?
Have you not been reading? they just don't expect to see a unicorn anymore, the implication is that molly's been seeking them all her life.
>>29123002
Ah, a case of having to believe it to see it. It all makes sense now.
I've been reading, but I'm not very smart, apparently.
>>29122992
>. id never be the chosen one, im too damn perverted.
Really, that's your pick, between being jaded, cynical, opportunistic and lazy (assuming you're the average 4chan user) you choose pervert as the quality that wouldn't let you be anything more a an episodic character, occasional, annoying ally or minor antagonist even in a fantasy setting?
>>29123062
theres plenty of chosen ones who are jaded, cynical, opportunistic and lazy, but dragons never choose a pervert to team up with who wants to slip an arm shoulder deep into their crevice.
>>29122992
>are they [...]normies that don't want to fuck animals
Yes. That's how it usually works. That's why they're called "normies". Because they're normal.
>>29123104
but theyre sapiant.
>>29122901
Yeah, I saved it from someone else's handywork.
>>29123117
Doesn't matter to smelly, dumb, normie scum.
Just means there's more for the rest of us.
>>29123126
is the world ready for a high budget film that follows a disgusting hero as he bangs his way through a high fantasy world in search of some contrived plot device to make it seem like its not just a high dollar beast porno?
>>29123117
Sentient, fool. If you're gonna use buzzwords to justify your disgusting furry fetish, at least learn the correct word for the right context.
>>29123162
Sapient is the correct word.
>>29123185
You meansexyandperfect to fuck
>>29123162
They both work in this context, but sapient is the more appropriate term.
>>29122603
Imagine anon goes to equestria but is forced to go back, he promises his waifu to return, but time doesn't pass at the same rate - he returns when she'san old mare
>>29124342
shes already over a thousand.
>>29124396
rude
>>29124342
"Where have you been!"
>>29124396
>waifuing edgy, assburgers, old hag
>>29122625
Where can I find the rest of these?
>>29121806
Relevant
>>29124737
I need to know this too.
>>29118250
Ladies, please, there's plenty of dick for the both of you.
>>29125105
I used to have a link to a dropbox that had a shitload of different comics uploaded, but I lost the link when I switched to Yay Ponies for my pony comics. That might've had it but I can't find the link anymore.
I found the comic on this comicsall website but it links to one of those bullshit pay download sites and the free download takes 3 hours.
>>29124904
>I've seen some shit
>>29116900
That guy was nuts. Love him. Had a brother I watched it with and for months we would go "uuuuunicoooorrn, Haggard!" in between bouts of "no, not that one" whenever we get to a picky decision. It's good shit
>>29118250
>Celestia having the balls to call another old ass pony old.
Holy shit
>>29126145
Shh, they're both fine old GILFS
>>>/trash/6888741
>>29117593
Bump
>>29122044
>"What would you have of me before I leave."
>>29126145
Didn't notice that before, how old is Celestia? 1000+
Do they ever mention how old Amalthea is?
>>29129137
She mentions that unicorns are immortal and as old as the world, or something like that.
>>29129137
It would be really weird if Celestia is more than a couple of thousand years old. Like, imagine fucking a pony that's older than, say, humans using bronze tools. Or agriculture.
>>29130315
She must know so many positions.
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>>29126145
you people are dumbasses, celestia is commenting on how the last unicorn is a far older animated thing than mlp.
>>29130325
But how would she know that
>>29130682
Anon told her in the leadup to the Waifu Battle.
>>29131055
Playing favorites, is he?
>>29118250
I'd bang either of them, or both, in any order or at the same time.
>>29131134
He just wants to see when they fall in the baby pool full of mud he has set up when the brawl starts.
>>29131190
Imagine Anon having a threesome with them but they both still hate eachother and are competing to see which one can please him the best and it turns into a literally unstoppable all-night fuck fest as they gradually lose their dignity and submit themselves to increasingly depraved acts in a desperate race to out-fuck the other and in the morning they both end up filthy and exhausted and feeling very un-princess-like and the only true winner is Anon who was fucked to death some time in the course of the night and has thus been freed from his earthly suffering, the best possible outcome.
>>29117779
>He watches the show
>Mentions he likes it on Game Grumps
>shitstorm ensues
>video recieves a ridiculous amount of likes and dislikes
>bronies make fanart of Fluttershy sucking Dan's dick
>>Ultra Cuck 2: The Cuckening
>If things get REALLY out of hand, they could swoop in to say sorry like when they made fun of the writer of the Sonic DX walkthrough
>>29125203
MOAR NOW
>>29131202
>Lady Amalthea and Princess Celestia eventually end up a tangle of hooves covered in mud as Anon just watches the two mares try to dominate one another and slip onto the other one.
>Anon fails to notice the regiment of guards who have now stopped next to him to watch this scene.
>They only snap out of staring when he takes a picture.
>>29123062
I always thought it would be cool to be an annoying ally or minor antagonist or combo of the two.
>>29131312
Okay but minus that earthly suffering bullshit I'm pretty sure the suffering stuff is done with if I have these two mares fighting over me.
>>29122442
There will be consequences
>>29122429
Such a masterpiece anon, I'm dying right now.
>>29132052
But the necessary downside of bringing about those consequences is you have to do her in her human form. And that's such an utterly degenerate thing to do, it almost makes me sick.
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>>29121975
Dat ass.
>>29116469
Hah, this faggot didn't read the book. All joking aside the book talks about everything.king hagard was cursed by a witch, he can never be happy or satisfiedthe book is straight cash money.
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>>29121975
I perfer the unicorn with Schmendrick rather than the lack luster pairings we got.
>>29132610
>no curves
Come on. The male unicorn was ripped and handsome as hell.
>>29115515
Never seen it, is that movie any good?
>>29133103
It's great, watch it immediately.
>>29133103
The movie is absolutely amazing.
>>29133154
Yall know any way to get ahold of it?
>>29133111
Also nice trips.
>>29133165
probably on youtube
>>29133165
the blu-ray/dvd combo is 13bux on Amazon
>>29132921
Schmendrick sucks at magic.
>>29133350
Why do you think he's called Schmendrick?
Bump for last chapter
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Blu-ray question-- does the blu-ray restore Molly's "Damn you" line when she first meets the unicorn (it got stripped out of the dvd because delicate American kids.)
>>29136104
I think it has separate audio tracks with and without the line, with the intact version being the default.
>>29122992
I've always dreaded this myself. I'm 28 and never had actual intercourse, fooled around a little but never really had sex. I always wondered how I would be evaluated by a mythical creature like that. Would I qualify on a technicality or like you said would they see past that and just think of me as a random perv?
It's kind of depressing really.
>>29122992
>what about creatures that can read your mind? not a single thought ever crosses their mind that could be damning?
If they can read your mind they've probably already seen some shit. Your petty sins will not be enough to perturb them.
>>29132521
Make that four
>>29136235
They want a good person. Not a perfect person (i'd think). You could be a good person -and- a total deviant. As long as you never hurt or intend to hurt someone.
I mean that's gotta count for something right?
>>29136304
>I'm here to save the world and doing it with an erection
>>29136241
"Okay, what?"
>The tiny psuedodragon approaches you with a look of intrigue.
>"I have lived many years and have seen into the minds of creatures from every walk of life, but when I beheld your mind..."
>He pauses a moment.
>"It was like nothing I have ever experienced. Your thoughts, your imagination, it was truly horrifying. Such horrors no creature could scarcely imagine, and there they were. I wished to flee as quickly as possible to the opposite end of the prime material plane, yet I could not bring myself to stop gleaning just a little more. I had to know more, and I still must. Therefore, I would like to travel with you."
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>>29122992
>She will never be real.
>You will never be worthy of her love.
>You wouldn't even be able to recognize her from a white mare.
>>29136310
>You stand before the great beast, fangs dripping with venom and hate.
>Kaelitha, the dragon princess, told you this would be fart oo dangerous a task for you, but you insisted on going anyway.
>"Colhidra! You will not harm another village or another innocent soul again!"
>'And who are you to st-'
"PREPARE TO GET FUCKED BY THE LONG DICK OF THE LAW."
>Kaelitha closes her eyes and hangs her head.
>"Just couldn't wait to say that, could you?..."
>'...Annnnd just who or what are you?'
"Someone about to give you some PTSD. Some pretty thick and strong dick."
>Colhidra adopts a mute look as she stares at you, then shifts her gaze to your ally.
>'Is this some kind of joke?'
>"I wish it was...I really wish it was..."
>You drop trou
"Bitch you look at this dick and tell me it's a joke. But more importantly, tell me you don't want this. Seriously, tell me you don't, else it's not rape."
>>29136365
THIS SUMMER
JUSTICE WILL COME
>>29136365
>"I've overheard from a local town that a group of gorgons plan to drive the townsfolk out for not meeting their quota of livestock to feed them."
"Hey you gotta make those numbers."
>"You know as well as I do they never agreed to that."
"I'm not paid to know anything."
>"Well we can't just let it happen!"
"Wow you are really on this, aren't you?"
>"We have to stop those gorgons!"
"Eeeeeehhhhhhh are the gorgons hot at least?"
>"Anon!"
"These are important details!"
>"You know full well what they look like."
>You shudder.
"No thanks, cloaca or not, I just can't do saggy tiddies."
>"I figured you wouldn't answer their challenge."
"Their what now?"
>"Oh, did I forget? They said they knew you wouldn't come, because your didn't have the fortitude, I didn't think them right though."
"Woah wait they said WHAT?"
>"Something about not having the...balls?"
"OH I WILL FUCK THEM ALL TO DEATH."
>>29136460
Don't fall for reverse psychology mind-tricks, kids.
>>29136742
What he lacks in cunning, he also lacks in common sense.
>>29122579
If it ever comes, I hope they include None But A Harper in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO-jx2dw0oI
Weird of me, but I actually ship Amalthea with Princess Luna.
>>29136937
Amalthea is not for shipping.
>>29137212
Told you it was weird of me.
MOAR
MOAR HOERS
>>29130319
>"This is how prehistoric hunter-gatherer ponies conducted snu-snu, Anon!"
>>29136352
Fuck ever mare you see, just in case.
>>29138202
We need more unicorn hoers
do unicorns poop?
>>29141090
They shit rainbows.
Which is why Dash is such a shit pony.
>>29141116
You a funny guy. I like you.
Need the next comic chapter please
>>29141090
They don't need to eat, so probably not.
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>>29143413
>"I'll be changing her back."
>"Psh, that don't matter. I'll love her anyway."
Nice to know horsefuckers existed back then.
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>>29143426
Horse pussy is magic.
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https://mega.nz/#F!HRMmxRjb!Z8s-kcJ1qYan8Fhg2Sf3Lw - 140+MB
>>29143657
Words from our guy.
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>>29143657
Thank you for this.
>>29143657
i still need to rewatch the movie now that im an adult, but the comic didnt make much sense either.
i dont even know how to describe it. it obviously wasnt a happy tale, nor did it even have a happy ending but rather a bitter sweet one.
>>29143657
Thanks for the link.
>>29143777
It's been ages since I've watched the movie, too. I don't recall the movie having a happy ending, though.
thicc
>>29116900
>>29126137
He's voiced by Odo from DS9.
>>29143777
I always prefer bittersweet endings but I do think the comic wasn't written particularly clearly, I think it focused more on the art than the storytelling. I'll have to pick up the book one time to get the full story.
>>29124978
impressivenow post it with a timestamp and a rarity on top or nearby
Thanks for the full comic.
The comic fills in quite a few blanks, but I still have a few... confusions.
Does anyone else agree that everybody is acting unbelievably?
Shmendrik says he can't do magic (to help the unicorn), and parts the sea moment after. How does this make sense?
Haggard does not act like a human being at any point. Is he insane? If yes, how could he raise Lir to be this hero guy?
The talking cat is still unexplained, but at least Molly notices that talking cats are not normal.
What the fuck is with the sudden princess showing up out of fucking nowhere at the end, what the fuck.
>>29145114
The thing about Schmendrick and magic is more that he doesn't really have any control over it, not that he can't do it. Every time he uses magic, it's like rolling a fistful of dice and hoping that a particular sum comes up.
As for Haggard, well, being insane doesn't mean you can't raise a child, and if anything, it was more like Lir raised himself to be a hero because Haggard never would. Everyone's got dreams and aspirations. The princess at the end is to simply emphasize that, as a king and hero, he's got a job to do, and in this case, it's to save her and her brothers from the schemes of an evil duke.
>>29143657
None But A Harper was the best song in the book, I totally get why Marc Gunn got pissed that it wasn't in the movie.
>>29143678
Fuckin' Nito.
>>29117593
Have a Ba-dum-tish!
>>29135718
>>29115515
>The Last unicorn teleport to Equestria
>She hate the human
>Anon Love hug pony
>lewd hug and holding hoof
>>29147334
>And Amalthea is the long lost sister of Princess Celestia and Princess Luna and named Amalthea, the Unicorn Princess of the stars.
>>29123162
SF fandom tends to misuse "sentient," which is a word that can apply to basically all animals in the real world. The ability to think and reason is "sapient."
>>29122992
You know, "pure" can mean a lot of things. Pure of heart, pure of purpose, pure of morals -- not necessarily sexual purity. You could argue that simply by being the hero, one is logically pure, as only one with enough pure heroic qualities would take the role upon themselves.
>>29148759
One can also be purely degenerate.
>>29149956
We're all tainted by the Kali Yuga; what matters is whether you allow that to control your life or whether you control your life.
>>29143657
Thanks based anon!
>>29148759
pure of heart is the usual meaning when youre talking about some hero being chosen by a mythical creature.
>>29147980
weird.
Just saw the Blu-ray because of this thread. The visuals were beautiful and Amalthea as a unicorn is pretty damn sexy but otherwise I was pretty underwhelmed.
I might try the book tho. How much better is it?
Nice thread. Thanks for sharing the pics. Been looking for that for a while.
>>29153111
As better as books usually are compared to their movie adaptations.
>>29150667
You can be pure of heart and still be a pervert.
>>29115515
she bre hot