Name my band /mlp/
>>29113260
OP and the Faggots
>>29113260
The snooty snarky funky bunch
>>29113276
>>29113276
(you)
>>29113260
The Ball-drainers
The Grateful Dead
>>29113276
Isn't that a little redundant, Anon?
The Teststicle Crushers
>>29113260
The Dead Shits
The Forgotten Aspies
The Overrated Trash
The Dazzlings
>>29113477
Eh. It's a bit bland don't you think?
>>29113260
The Fish Sticks
>>29113260
We are a bunch of gigantic faggots
>>29113260
Non canon generic villains
The Azzlings or The Asslings.
>>29113260
Huey Lewis and the news.
>>29113260
Incredible
Sluts
In
State
or ISIS for short.
>>29113276
But does that not imply that OP is not a faggot?
>>29113816
It implies that OP transcended beyond faggot, he is like black hole now, the band consist out of gay particles and even the particle spin are gay, but you cant have one and the same gay particle in the same gay band with the same gay spin, this means only straight light can escape faggottree of za OP, means for that for outside observer OP looks like a straight person.
But make no mistake, OP is fucking faggot!
Maximum Ass Position
The Implications
>>29113260
The Coming Cumers.
>>29113795
>this
>>29113260
Caviar
Tres SirenasHeadcanon: The Dazzlings live in a cheap apartment in a cesspool part of town after being defeated by the Mane 6 and ousted from the Battle of the Bands concert. No longer being able to sing their way to a comfy life, they all have to get shitty jobs in retail and fast food. Worst of all, they've lost their immortality, and realize that they're probably never going to get back home. Adagio is so distraught over the loss of her beautiful voice and the start of the aging process that she refuses to sing or even talk to pretty much anyone other than her sisters or what her job requires.
They form a punk rock band because fuck it, the world sucks, they're still musical creatures at heart, and you don't need harmony to sing punk. Aria's buried irritation and aggression steps her up to the position of lead singer and guitarist, Adagio is on bass, and Sonata is on drums. They mostly sing songs that whine about their now-mortal lives and the hypocrisy of the Mane 6, who are a bunch of spoiled bitches allowed to go home to their middle-class lives and preach about right and wrong; they don't have to worry about living paycheck to paycheck, they don't have to eat shit just to keep their bellies full. Their lyrics also ponder on what friendship is, for example, is your drug dealer your friend? Is a friend with benefits a friend? If someone is your friend one day but turns their back on you in front of others, are they a friend? Where the fuck did friendship come from?
They also sing songs about wanting to go back to the ocean, and how this world's oceans are probably nasty as fuck with pollution.
>>29113260
The Facesitting Fun Bunch
>>29114612But they got famous?
>>29113260
The lesbian threesome
>>29114626No no, that's the other headcanon, where they form a female rap group based on the Beastie Boys. Uh...MCA is Aria, Adrock is Adagio, and Mike D is Sonata. MC Aria, Ad(agio)rock, Sunny D, you see. Um...yeah.
>>29113596
Underrated