Rarity is the best pony and waifu DEAL WITH IT

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Obviously false flag but let's make this a Rairty thread

>>29111360
why was she wearing panties
horses don't wear panties
wait a minute, horses don't even wear clothes
why is rarity a dressmaker in a world without clothes
my mind is freed

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Lewd rarity thread?

>>29111404
It's a thing for rich pone

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>>29111411
i truly love that pic.

>>29111360
Your opinion is objectively flawed.

>>29111360
She's a whorse and the queen of >>>/trash/ for a reason.

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>>29111360
Why do people waifu Rarity? Some kind of cuckoldry fetish? Do they get a boner when she's trying to suck Trenderhoof or Blueblood off?

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>>29111609
I want the lametier dashfags to leave.

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>>29111360
That's not how you spell Glim Glam

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>>29111360

>>29111360
I want to join her in that chair.

She isn't looking for love.
She's just looking for another conquest.
>tfw you're just another notch in her belt to her...

>>29111680
>She isn't looking for love
Go I wasn't looking for a relationship.

>>29111689
More sort of a "Wham, bam, thank you, man..." kinda thing?

>>29111680
You can turn that on her pretty easily. When she decides you're her new target, let her get you in bed. Fuck her so hard and raw she sees pony jesus. Don't spend the night after. Don't call. Don't even give her the time of day. She will get so angry at you you'll get another round.

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>>29111704
>Pony Jesus...

>>29111703
So like Charlie from two a half man.

>>29111704
So the Quagmire Tactics?

>>29111728
Just basic female logic. Rarity is the type to get extra insulted if you turned her into a conquest. Because of this, she'd wanna fuck you more. If only to do it back to you.

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What do people see in her exactly? Personality/Character-wise, that is. I've always just seen her as kind of a massive bitch.

>>29111828
A lot of people like a massive bitch. Someone who is equal parts arrogant and insecure. Like, Rarity will tell you she's beautiful all day long but god help you if you call her ugly.

>>29111828
It's more like Tabitha was playing her as a pastiche of Zsa Zsa Gabor.

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>>29111839
She got way better since season 4, she is actually interesting and developed now rather than just being a bitch.

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>>29111858
That doll is way too smug.

>>29111439
you mean to say Subjectively

>>29111609
>>29111828
we get it, you got cucked in high school, and you project your butthurt anger unto others cause of it

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>>29111360
>Rarity is the best pony
yes
>and waifu
not while pic related exists

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>>29112298
>Anime waifu
Here's a (You)

>>29112323
he says on the board for a little girls television show

>>29112298

>not while pic related exists.

So until episode 3?

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pic related

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>>29112659
lets not get ahead of ourselves here

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>>29111360
you misspelled Twilight Sparkle

>>29112707
homura is better

>>29111360
shes not the best waifu, but she is the best sperm dumpster

>>29112715
i bet you wouldnt be game to say that to mamis face

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>>29111828
What's funny is that I don't understand why people think she's a massive bitch.
I mean, she's too dramatic and is very snobby, that's true. Well shit, nopony(?) is perfect, but she's not an annoying brat, who calls her rich father for help everytime she whines. Trust me I hate those bitches.
But Rarity isn't like that, instead of annoying, she's generous and likes to support others. Instead of being a brat, she's smart and independent. She knows how to fight to protect her friends, she's a famous and creative fashion designer. Heck, even her snobbiness is diminishing in theseclater season if that makes her more bearable for you. As for her drama outrages, I just think that's the cuttest thing ever.

TL;DR
My waifu isn't a massive bitch

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>>29111360

>Preparing for a night out with me

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>>29113101

>Engaging in several lewd public acts, most of which are illegal.

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>>29113110

>Cops finally catch us

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>>29111360
I've always hated her solely for the way she's treated Spike. I relate alot to him and it pains me to see him get used and abused by her. And Twilight sees it happen all the time and does nothing about it. Other than that and the few shitty dress designs shes made, shes pretty good.

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>>29113128
>ANTHRUUUUU

>>29111360
>Yandere Rarity will gore you with her horn
Enjoy your psycho lover...
>Tfw no overly attached crazy waifu