It has been four years since the last friendship report to Princess Celestia.
>>29109990
>mail her my browsing history in the last month, where I didn't use incognito, tor, or erased it.
>>29109990
Somebody write a friendship report and I'll read it as Morgan Freeman
>>29109990
I finally fixed my internet connection, and I found this board, /pol/, on a website called 4chan. There, I learnt the truth.
No longer will I be shackled by your monarchist chains. We, the pureblood ponies of Equestria, deserve the right to self determination.
Seig Heil.
>>29109990
Dear Princess Celestia you suck arse.
>>29109990
Dear Princess Celestia,
I can write, but I can't read. Isn't that weird?
-Anon
>>29109990
Here's your fan Tia.
>>29110965
>implying monarchism isn't the most redpilled and least degenerate form of government
Republicfags, democracyfags, and dictatorfags get out.
DEUS VULT
>>29109990
I have no friends.
Send help or end this suffering.
>starlight glimmer starts writing them this coming season
You heard it here first
>>29110987
Dear Anon,
You are a cock-gargling faggot who will smile upon receiving this letter because you can't read it anyway. Crawl back into the lint-covered crack beneath the greasy arcade game you emerged from you fermented scraping of dick cheese.
Love,
Princess Celestia