>"Must be nice to be a unicorn."

>>29105285
For the last time, you may not cut off my cock and glue it to your head.

>>29105285
Time to sow my seed into your pot.

>>29105285
>Racism in equestria
I need this

Trust me, it sucks. You're constantly getting requests to have you do shit for others

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>Horn envy

>>29105285
>"Tough shit, mud horse."
>'Hey up yours you fucking horn.'
>"Would you two knock it off already?"
>'Why don't you come down HERE and say that you flying faggot?

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>>29105432

>>29105285

Eh, it's not bad, especially compare to you and your Chronic Cunt Disease, Bon.

but I have good news! There has been a recent breakthru in treating your CCD, it's called "Go fuck yourself, you stupid whore."

>>29105460
>"What a crock of shit, he goes RIGHT for the pegasus." Roseluck huffs
>'She can't even do magic!' Lemon Hearts says stomping angrily
>"GYEHEHEH U MAD?" Rainbow Dash caws from above

>>29105285
whats to keep them from poking holes in their pillows and cuddlers?

>>29105383
Segregation between Earths and non-Earths and the Million Earth Pony March? I'd read it.

>>29105625
Or maybe its a caste system.
Unicorns are nobles, Pegasus are the warrior class and earth pony's are peasants/labor class.
In modern equestria this caste system still exists but in a more relaxed state, its still there though.
If your an earth pony its typically not a good idea to cross a unicorn and if one approaches you and tells you to do something you better just do it.

Bon bon has fantasy of being aboused by a unicorn.

>>29105285

>>29105285
That's one cute pouty poner.

>>29105285
Oh you silly little pony.
If you are a unicorn and break your horn - you become a very weak earth pony.
If you are a featherbrain pegasus and break your wings - you become a hillariously fragile earth pony.
But if you are an earth pony already - there is nowhere to go but up. Earth pone sronk.

>>29105285
One day there will be an race war in Equestria. Hmmm, or would that be species war?

>>29109333

They call it a "windigo winter".

You know, when it gets cold enough that even a summer sun couldn't unfuck things.

Shit like that is literally anti-survival of Equestrian ponies of all kinds. So no, there isn't going to be a race war because spooky pony ghosts will turn the entire place into Fimbulwinter if they get too bitchy at each other.

>>29106440
>"Yeah, you like this don't you, you disgusting unicorn!"
>"UNGH! NNNHGGHH! You love holding me down like this andFUCK NGH! Fucking me like a mud pony whore!"
>"Admit it you horned fucker! You like keeping my nose to the dirt where you think it belongs! AHHHH! And using my ass like it belongs to you! You don't even have to try! AHHHGH! "
>"You just hold my hooves down with magic and I'M YOUR LITTLE DIRT PONY WHORE! KYAAA! Mounted for your pleasure! And I just have to take it! "
>"Who cares how you're abusing me, who cares that you're using me! Nobody! I couldn't report you, you'd get off without a slap on the ankle and bend me over just to punish me!
>"Is that what you want you damned magical monster!? YOU WANT TO PUNISH ME!? PUNISH ME! AH AH AHHH! PUNISH ME YOU PRISTINE, RICH, ALLPOWERFUL FUCKER! TRY TO BREAK ME, I KNOW YOU HAVE THE POWER! TRY IT! I'LL HOLD OUT! EARTH PONY STRONG!"
>"FUCK! YOUUUUUUUUU!"
"...Bonbon, I know we're best friends, and best friends occasionally do this, but I'm really uncomfortable-"
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP LYRA AND KEEP GOING!"
"The strapon broke."
>"CONJURE UP ANOTHER ONE YOU STRONG MAGICAL MOTHERFUCKER!"
"Next time I'm asking Carrot Cake to help me move, he never pulls this shit when I owe him a favor."
>"NOOWWW!"

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>>29109333
>>29109440
Yeah, it's kind of hard to work up support for a race war when there are creatures out there that WILL FREEZE YOU AND YOUR WORLD STONE COLD DEAD if you try it.

>>29105719
In feudal societies, the nobility were the warriors. So that means:
>Pegasus = Nobility/warriors
>Unicorns = Clergy
>Earth Ponies = Peasants/"Third Estate"

We need a pony RPG where Equestria is Feudal

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>>29110405
Wouldn't be too hard, and hell you could hide your power-level around other D&D nerds.

A silverbrow human magocracy that has merged sorcerous powers with the worship of Mystra. Three castes of the population. The top clergy are sorcerers. The nobility bloodlines have wings (via Dragon Wings feat at 1st), and are the warriors and military. The bottom rung is everyone else --professions, crafts, peasants.

Add in mechanics: clergy class gets all the spellcasters, nobility caste gets access to dragon wings feat and players most likely have ties to military, peasant class belongs more to commoners, rogues, etc.

>>29110405
>>Unicorns = Clergy

That doesn't make any sense, they were clearly military based in the past and are mostly military based now.

>>29105383
>>29105625
EARTH (pony) LIVES MATTER

>>29110035
Wendigo's are clearly alicorn propaganda to prevent the lower caste from rising up against their masters.

>>29105383

every type knows unicorn>pegasus>mudpony

>You will never be a unicorn
>You will never hear Bonbon make disparaging remarks about you
>You will never try to let them slide.
>You will never hear them day in day out until she finally gets to you.
>You will never bump into her alone next to an alleyway.
>You will never pull her in and silence her with magic.
>You will never hold her in place, feeling her body straining against your magical strength.
>You will never slide your cock into her dripping wet pussy.
>You will never talk dirty to her, telling her you know she wants this, that she loves being your little earth pony fuckhole.
>You will never hear her moan of pleasure as you hilt inside of her and bring you both to orgasm.
>You will never see her waiting by the alleyway a few days later.
>You will never notice how her tail lifts up and her voice wavers as she tries to call you names pertaining to your horn.
>You will never instruct her into the alleyway and have her obediently comply, presenting herself for you.

Truly this is the darkest timeline.

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>>29109872
m-more

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>>29105285
Healthy earth pony genes.

>>29105285
I didn't know you could lose your magic by not being nice. Maybe if you stopped being such a cunt, you could start growing a horn?

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Do you guys think that maybe, just maybe, we look a bit too hard into this show?

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>>29113186
It's never hard enough, Anon.

>>29113186
Yeah.

DT and her family are earth ponies yet they have money.

>>29113324
Probably one in a handful or wealthy earth pony's in equestria, but for the average earth pony there only real skill is manual labor which it's worth much.

>>29105285
hey Bon Bon Must be nice to be a mare

>>29105285
But Bonx2, you're HOT!

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>>29109872
> Fok u

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>>29105285
Ladies please, I don't give a shit what appendages you may or may not have because you all have what I like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lq2wxh5dd0

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>>29105383
Well, racism IS canon in MLP. Just re-watch Winter Wrap-up and listen what AJ says.

>"What's going on? Wha'd'ya do? You used magic, didn't you? Nuts, Twilight, you used magic."
>"That's not how we do it 'round here, Twilight, and especially not on MAH farm."

Let's start from the "tradition" part of Winter Wrap-up. Later we learn that Apple family founded Ponyville, so they set rules of how to clean the snow up. When unicorns and pegasi appeared in Ponyville they had to wrap the winter up just like earth ponies.
Oh no, what is this? Earth ponies can't get rid of the clouds or bring birds from the south because they can't fly! So apparently, pegasi CAN use their perk to do shit earth ponies can't do.
Oh no, what is this? Unicorns can do everything better than earth ponies, thanks to precision and strenght of their magic!
I don't know how about other earth ponies, but Apple family and AJ are redneck racist who think if they founded Ponyville then it's their town and their rules.

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>>29105285
Must be nice to be so beautiful and cute like you.

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bump for Bon Bon, the cutest earth pony

>>29109872
Kek

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>>29109872

>>29110863
>clearly military based in the past

Based on what? In the Hearths Warning myth, the Pegasi are clearly the warriors

>>29109872
Well that's another new kink I didnt knew I had.

>>29105285
Not entirely. Migraines are a pretty big problem in the unicorn community. All that energy being concentrated in the forehead wrecks havoc on your brain juices. For some sensitive individuals it gets so bad that they refrain from magic altogether.

Reminder that Unicorns only get magic related to their talent. Twi, Sunny, Starlight, etc. are only so damned powerful because their talent is doing magic. Contrast, say, Rarity, who really only uses it for levitating stuff. Still roughly as useful as hands, but not quite breaking even with the strength,. endurance, and versatility of talents EPs have.

RACE WAR WHEN

>>29105383
>Entire town flips their shit when the local Zebra shows up.

>>29113960
This
Mud shits are literaly sub pony's.

>>29117418
Well, to be fair, with some of the bullshit things Zecora could do, it was a bit fair to ostracize her. Remember that in early and modern African culture, witch doctors were near omnipotent assholes who would destroy your entire village via plague or natural disaster if you looked at them wrong.

>>29108953
Remember that Rainbow dash fared pretty well against Apple jack in the running of the leaves, even when she handicapped herself so she wouldn't rek AJ in every competition.

>>29115967
magic is common for them, but they don't push their butts to learn all kind of transformation or attack spells, they don't need it

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This thread just gets better and better.

>>29108953
>But if you are an earth pony already - there is nowhere to go but up
S01E04, Big Mac can't do shit because he hurt himself
>unicorn can still use his horn to get all the apples
>pegasus can pick them up much faster than earth ponies because of their wings

>>29117453
racist ponies are sub-ponies, there's nothing wrong with earth ponies doing their stuff

>>29118271
They just need to know there place.
Like manlets.

>>29111033
unicorn>pegasus>dirt>shit>>>>>>>>mudpony

Mudponies BTFO

>>29111162
This hardens me.