Sunset Shimmer Thread

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Christmas is coming, and so am I

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Gotta love the Shimmy!

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>>29103611
OBESE SHIM

>>29103611
Who drew that?

Why do you guys like her?

>>29103735
She has got some really nice tits

>>29103808
That's why i want them reduce.

>>29103735
underwear when?

>>29103617
is it wrong that i want to rip those ribbons off.

>>29103851
she goes commando

>>29103857
is there a pic of that?

>>29103617
>Go home see your horsegirl gf wrapped up with only ribbons on.
Wat do?

>>29103863
Rip it off her and press body against hers and make out.

>>29103863
>>29103855
Can you guys read the sign? You can't open I till Christmas.

>>29103870
>can't open I till Christmas
I already did it and nothings you can do about it.

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>>29103870
I never read the instructions

Say you and Sunset were dating for 6 months, and you both decide to go to Equestria.

While in Canterlot as Sunset is getting ice cream, you're out enjoying a nice day in the city.

Then a bunch of bully unicorns decide to throw you around a bit with their magic and effectively beat the shit out of you.

How do you suppose Sunset would react to this?

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>>29103972

>>29103972
am I a filthy mud pony?!

>>29103972
Implying that I'm not a unicorn.

>>29103972
>Implying I can't wring their necks with my superior human strength.
>Unicorns have weaker muscles due to using magic to do anything.
>An average human can easily fuck them up.

>>29104021
>headcanon
Also, unicorns have telekinesis, don't they?

enjoy

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>>29103986
>>29103996
>>29104002
>>29104021
Lets just say for whatever reason you got your ass kicked, maybe you were tired on only 1 hour of sleep and had previously lifted a ton of weight at a local gym to the point of exhaustion.

So in this situation where you did actually get beaten up by other ponies and Sunset sees it happen, what would she do about it?

>>29104043
>only 1 hour of sleep and had previously lifted a ton of weight at a local gym to the point of exhaustion

why would i sleep for only one hour?

Implying they have gyms in Equestria.

>>29104039
Delete this.

>>29104059
Why wouldn't they have gyms?

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>>29104059
>Implying they have gyms in Equestria.

Hurr look at me mommy I'm retarded!

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Cozy

>>29104067
>not liking petplay
though I will admit it's a bit more petplay than I'd be comfortable with

>>29104039
The buttplug is nice but the rest is a bit much for me.

>>29104037
Dude Faust confirmed it when she was still working on MLP.

>>29104274
She did? Oh. You'd still have to deal with telekinesis though.

>>29104037
>>29104282
Didn't Twilight say unicorns only tend to know magic that's related to their cutie mark?

>>29104336
Telekinesis or at least levitation seems to be just a general unicorn thing, though.

>>29104339
>>29104336
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the explicit line in Boast Busters, "aside from basic telekinesis-"

(I always felt like it would've been interesting if Trixie weren't just a unicorn with magic as her talent, who was less capable than Twilight, but instead had a talent for illusion or prestidigitation.)

I need more of BG9's greentext stories.

So is Sunset like some stone cold biker bitch or something?

>>29104364
Found the transcript now that you reminded me of the episode never knew Trixie appeared that early on to be honest.

Spike: Twenty-five, Twilight. Twenty-five different kinds of tricks and counting. I thought unicorns were only supposed to have a little magic that matches their special talents!
Twilight Sparkle: True, for ponies whose talents are for things like cooking or singing or math. But what if a unicorn's special talent is magic?

I'd say judging by Spike's comment telekinesis wouldn't be widespread and that the magic a unicorn has is based upon their special talent.

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>>29103682
*sinks into fat and dies*

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>>29103824
>reducing her cup size

>>29103611
What does SS think of the Human world?

>>29105037
Well, she hasn't left yet, so take that for what you will.

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You can be with Sunset but the downside is you have to hunt down /x/ cryptids.
(Which do actually exist in this scenario)

Example, Flatwoods Monster, Mothman, Jersey Devil.

Is it worth it?

>>29105658
Hell yes.

>>29105658
I assuming that I can use any tool I want, so sure.
Sounds kinda fun, actually.

>>29105658
Be with Sunset AND get to indulge my inner fudd? What's the downside?

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Sunset has cool boots.

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Would Sunset drink alcohol?

>>29105839
Yes, she'd drink an 80 proof 750ml bottle, chase it with a 1l soda bottle and walk around like a horse in her blackout.

>>29105880
I wonder if she retained her strong horse liver.

>>29105930
She probably did, and will pass the booze in a huge piss later on. She's the typ to make all the guys look bitchmade in the bar.

I'm so lonely.. No one is going to hug me this holiday season.

No one will cuddle me.

I just want to feel warmth from someone as they hug me and tell me things are going to be ok.

But no one is going to come, I'm going to be in this lonely isolated hell all on my own..

No one understands, all of you Anons have girlfriends and are probably cuddling with them right now laughing at pathetic losers like me.

Or maybe you're just one of those really handsome guys who can get a girlfriend whenever he wants so it doesn't matter to you that you're not with anyone right now.

But it matters to me, because I can't end my loneliness, I can't find a girl who loves me, I'm too fat and ugly for that.

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>>29106201
>all of you Anons have girlfriends and are probably cuddling with them right now laughing at pathetic losers like me.

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>>29106201

>>29106266
Good thing that yellow 'hand' is there, it wouldn't feel like a real girlfriend otherwise.

>>29105658
>So Sunset and I become a monster hunting couple.
Dude that's not downside. That's just kickass.

>>29106266
Oh haha post a body pillow, you're such a comedian.

But let me ask you, have you ever actually been lonely? Not "facebook lonely" where you went two weeks without your girlfriend gagging on your cock.

I mean REAL loneliness. Years of not being able to just cuddle or hug a member of the opposite sex.

Yeah, I'm one of those guys. And if you had any idea what it was like to be me for a day, maybe you wouldn't find it so funny.

>>29106400
>>>/r9k/
There you go, waddle over there with your tfw no gf feels.

and lose some weight!

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>>29104059
Just leave /mlp/, we don't want your kind here

>>29106419
I already browse there. Unlike you people who just make shitty memes about it.

I come here because to me Sunset is an ideal girlfriend. Someone too good for my poor wretched ass.

But I still dream anyway.

Anyhow shouldn't you be on /soc making other people feel miserable about themselves and flaunting your perfect body?

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>>29106448
Wow look at fatty mcgee throwing around implications like they're Mcchickens.

I'm not a shimmerfag by any stretch but holy fuck, bait somewhere else.

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>>29105839
I sure hope so

>>29106448
Try dating sites maybe? I've only ever used them once and it worked then - may need to lower your standards but you'll probably still plus out of it.

I'm lonely too (gf wise at least) - what I've been doing which works to some degree is using sunset as a way to spend? idk a better word here my love. Loneliness depression comes in waves for me, so I just cuddle my sunset plush and do stuff with her which holds me over most of the time.

>>29106476
Watch out we got a badass over here

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>>29106400
nope, never been lonely as far as I can remember
I actually prefer to be alone whenever possible
I have been in relationships before and they're just not my thing
my last one though was pretty good
we're both solitary people and would get together once or twice a month when our work schedules allowed us and a couple of emails in between meetups

hell, in a few months, my best friend's kid will be 2 and I haven't visited, seen or talked to them since she was 6 months pregnant with them

and with my other friend, I haven't been in touch with for over 3 years now

I don't do social media, so I don't have facebook, twitter or any of that shit

>>29103611
Are there good fan fic of SS?

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>"Go on Anon, ask out that cute girl over there..."

>>29106617
I don't see one.

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>>29106617
I-I stare at you in physics.
I think y-your really p-pretty.
Can I t-take you out for c-coffee on Saturday?

>>29106617
I'd rather ask out the cute girl right here. *points to Sunset

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>>29106645

>>29106654
No.

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sunbun <3

>>29106662
her face when she finds out that I used forbidden knowledge for personal gained.

>>29106663
O-oh, ok then.
I'll see y-you in class on Monday then.

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>>29106686
You open your locker to find this with a note signed by Brad.

>>29106701
Cut her free and ask Brad why he did that.
Seems random.

>>29106741
Brad realize he's gonna be alone for the rest of his life so use force to get what you want.

>>29106741
Why don't you take advantage of her.

>>29106796
What would be the point?

>>29106796
>Raping a helpless girl
>Cheating on Sunset
Kill yourself.
I wouldn't ever rape a girl.

>>29106820
sex.

>>29106400
Don't worry anon, I know what you feel. It's sad that once a perfect place for autists like us became second reddit.

>>29106839
>I wouldn't ever rape a girl.
Pussy.

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>>29106840
>non-consensual sex with not-my-waifu
>sex with not-my-waifu

>>29106856
Human being*

I want Sunset and I to touch butts. T-that's how you... you know... do a woman right? You'd butts?

I wonder what Sunset's peepee looks like... do girls have penises too?

>>29106913
Yes, Anon. Girls have peepees too.

>>29106931
What do their peepees look like? Do they look like a penis? I heard that girls have to put their penis on every morning.

>>29106949
Girls have an innie, guys have an outie.
Like belly buttons.

>>29106955
So girls have belly buttons for peepees?

>>29106964
Yes. That's how babies are made. Boys and girls hug each other really hard and the boys belly button goes into the girls belly button and nine months later, she gives birth to a baby.

>>29106976
S-so if I hug Sunset she'll get pregnant!?

>>29106985
Yes, only if you hug her really hard. With lots of love

>>29106993
Girls are so weird

>>29106996
What the fuck am I doing with my life?
I'm replaying the beginning of Skyrim for the seven thousandths time and telling an Anon about how babies are made.
I need to stop.

>>29107032
Thanks for the talk friend

>>29107056
We need to get a life

>>29107077
>77
Praise Daydream

>>29107063
But i don't want a life. I want sunny

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>>29107082

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>"Merry Christmas, Anon!"

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>>29103611

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>>29107608
Ever wondered how she'd react if she knew what the fans think?

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>finally you lose consciousness from the pain and sink into the deep darkness
"Ugh... ugh. Anon?"
>"Hold it right there Adagio!"
"Adagio? What are you talking about? It's me Sunset Shimmer."
>"Yeah right!
>You blink your eyes and look at your hands
>Oh shit
>Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit
>Shit
>On your hands were pink, fingerless gloves
>You touched your hair and realized it was no longer bacon
>It was cheese puff
"What the hell happened!? How? What!?"
>You get up
>You were used to this
>Adagio's frame was a lot more petite than yours, she was like a stick
>"I said don't move!"
"Anon!"
>Tears filled your eyes and you hugged him tight
"I was so worried about you."
>"You really are terrible aren't you. Trying to pretend to be my girlfriend."
>He had his memory back!
>He really did!
>But now it was time to figure this out
"Ask me something only Sunset would know."
>"Uh... Where do you keep your journal? The one you use to write to Princess Twilight."
"In the nightstand underneath the secret compartment in the second drawer."
>"Alright. But I'm still going to watch you. So what happened."
"Adagio... she came a choked me. When woke up I was inside her gem and she slowly absorbed me. Then I woke up like this."
>He looked at you in awe
"We need to get Twilight. She'll know what to do."
>"Right. But just to be safe I'm going to tie you up."
"That's a good idea. I just wish I knew what was going on. Maybe it has something to do with my magic."
>"You and your crazy magic."
>You feel a pulse
>What was this?
>It felt like you were falling into a hole
>"You shouldn't have done that. I will teach you what it means to be a siren"
>You were in some sort of jungle and were in fact in a hole
>Above you was a giant green fish monster
"M-mommy! Let me out! I'm sorry!"
>You said that
>But you didn't
>"Oh fear not my dearest Dagi. I will come back when you learn"
"B-but I was just trying to save it! It was hurt!"
>"ADAGIO! Sirens do not feed off kindness! They feed off of chaos and disorder!"

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>>29107729
"M-mom."
>A gate closes above you
>"You will learn what it means to be a siren or die trying. Come Sonata, Aria."
"Yes, mom."
>You head automatically looks down and fear floods your body
>The floor of the small cage was covered in worms
>You scream and frantically try to claw your way out
>A voice fills your mind, the green siren
>"We feed of chaos and disorder."
>The maggots began to crawl all over you body, trying to burrow their way into your skin
>The pain was unreal
>You open your mouth and try to feed off of the disorder
>But there was none
>You had to make it
>Tears fill your eyes as your try to stomp on the maggots
>You had a soft, sensitive heart for all animals
>And knowing you were crushing them
>You began to cry as you absorbed the disorder
>Even though they were simple creatures, you could feel their pain absorbing into your mouth
>It made you sick to your stomach
>The tiny little gem on your chest grew a little as the maggots began to die
>You scream and cry
>"Sunset!"
"W-what!?"
>"Sunset? Are you alright? You just started crying and mumbling to yourself."
>Those must have been Adagio's memories
>She wasn't always a monster...
"Y-yeah. I'm alright. I just... saw something."
>"What?"
"Adagio's memories, I think."
>"Her memories?"
"Yeah... I don't want to talk about it."
>You grab your tiny stick arm
>You then noticed how hungry you were
>You really were in Adagio's body
"Anon? Do you know where my body is?"
>"What?"
"My body. Adagio sucked my soul and magic straight out of my body. My body still has to be around her somewhere... Speaking of. How long have I been away?"
>"It's been over 3 weeks since we last saw you. We were about to give up."
>You felt sick to your stomach
>You body must be rotting in a corner now!
>Where you really going to be stuck like this forever!?
>Stuck in a Adagio's slutty form!?
>You fall
>"Are you alright?"
"No, no I'm not. If it's been that long, it must be rotting!"
>Then you saw something that made your jaw drop

>>29107818
>Then you saw something that made your jaw drop
Like another cliffhanger?

>>29108000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOWysv2YKC0

>>29107077
>Lewd thoughts.

>>29103611
What does this thread want?

>>29108426
Greens and Sunset.

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>>29108457

>>29108457
Not nesseserally in that order.

>>29103611
What make her special?

>>29108504
30 year old horse inside a 18 year old body.
Intelligent.
Cute.
Sexy.
Kind and empathetic.
Will always be there for you.

>>29108528
Good i'm writing a fan fic about it.

>>29107818

Damn. Again,you really know how to keep making us come back for more.

with good writefags posting, why bother even trying to do green?

>>29108627
All writefags are welcome give the guy a chance.

>>29108635
I was referring to me doing some green
mine will be utter shit compared to the other writefags in these threads

>>29108643
All good writefriends had to begin somewhere. Just remember that all writefags like BG9 and Jeff had to get practice. After all the practice and feedback they learned to be better writers.
If you have an idea for a green just try it.
All it takes is one simple step my dear Anon.
Hell I wrote a few short stories here and there on different threads. Just give it a shot.

>>29107650
Judging by what you guys post, she would feel happy, loved, and maybe a little weirded out. Not to bad though. Nothing compared to if Glimmer knew what her fans thought.

>>29109036
Is there a fan fic where she went to Crystal Prep instead of going to CHS?

>>29109047
Not that I know of.

>>29109047
>>29109071
Green Text please.

>>29109047
>>29109071
>>29109076
Ugh, I hate alternate universe and backstory shit.

The only stories I care about are self insert Anons fuck Sunset.

No I'm not being ironic. I only like romance stuff with Sunset.

To hell with expanded lore shit.

I wanna see Sunset taking my, er, I mean Anons fat dick right up her cunthole till she can't walk straight for a week.

>>29109087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0TQbRNmYus

If you love SS you'll support all fics about her endeavors.

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>>29109093
Whats wrong with me?

Whats wrong with you turbonerd?

Sorry if I don't want to see the writefag jerk himself off with five hours of purple prose.

Or amateur philosophy garbage, or some shitty arthouse project.

Sunset isn't someone you can write your fucking college paper about you pretentious cocksucker.

>>29106201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l34p3Oujr1s
fast forward to 7:42

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>>29109117
Prententious?

Lilly Peet is that you?

>>29109139
Who is Lily Peet? Some shitty writefag who writes pseudo-intellectual nonsense like what I've described?

Oh wait, of course it isn't, it's just some random faggot you decided to bring up because you have a short attention span and lack reading comprehension.

I was talking about dumb writefags who try to inject their "art" into a story that should just be about Anon and Sunset fucking.

All I want to see is a romance between Anon and Sunset. I don't care about your poetic nonsense you're trying to force, or some 2deep5me psychology 101 trash.

>>29109171
Sunset is more than just a sex toy, Anon.

>>29109176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfZ2jO-b8tE

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>>29109176
I'm talking about romance and sex.

I don't care about come backstory building fanfiction OC shit.

I equally do not care about people who try to imbue personality into Anon.

Fuck I remember one time where some writefag wrote about Anon being a /k/ faggot and it was just like 12 paragraphs about dumb innawoods shit and it had nothing to do with Sunset.

How is it so fucking hard to write about Anon and Sunset cuddling in front of a fireplace? Or some cozy fucking feels?

This isn't rocket science, just write the goddamn thing properly you fucking nerds.

>>29109203
Or you could write the kinds of stories you want to read. It's not that hard.

>>29109236
Great so I'm going to have to put up with shitty writing forever until I actually sit down and write the thing myself?

I don't have time for that, I have stuff to do.

>>29109240
Then you can leave.

>>29109240
If you are unwilling to write what you want to read, don't expect someone else to do it for you. And don't get so assblasted about it.

>>29109271
Fuck you nigger I have just as much right to be here as any of you other turbo-autists.

You guys are basically just shitting into a dinner plate and then asking me,

"Why aren't you eating it up?"

Because I don't eat shit. And neither should any of you.

>>29109276
>>29109275

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>>29109276
>Stop liking what I don't like
>My opinion is better than yours
Just fuck off, Anon

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>>29109275
I have a right to be mad about stuff that makes me legitimately angry.

Like hacky writing, pretentious philosophy, or other unrelated shit that doesn't have to do with Anon and Sunset sharing a cute little romance and/or fucking like bunnies.

When I find a fic that doesn't make me want to upchuck my fucking dinner I'll let you know.

>>29109289
My opinion IS legitimately better than yours.

Wake up and smell the coffee my friend, you're settling for sub par and shitty work and you don't even know it.

You're entirely unaware that you could be digesting better more fulfilling content.

But instead, you know what you're digesting? Shit, pure shit. No nutritional value, nothing but pretentious nonsense farted out by some hackney college student fresh out of his first philosophy class.

>>29109290
Why don't you just stop dismissing my arguments out of hand, and actually try writing something. Even if it's shit, you'll enjoy it more then you'll enjoy someone else's work.

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>>29109299
>My opinion IS legitimately better than yours.
No it isn't.

>>29109317
Is Quagmire fag still here?

>>29109171

I fucking envy you.

Lily Peet has become a real cancer to the analysis community of mlp. And that is saying something.

>>29109326
>real cancer to the analysis community of mlp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcGcKh7hQWI

So the whole thing is fucking true?

I want to fingerbang Sunset Shimmer

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>>29109379
I want to eat her out.

What are we bitching about now? Don't make me write to ease the tensions. I don't want to have to

>>29109390
Some faggot got all butt hurt because the rest of us won't write stories that he'll enjoy.

>>29109390
Someones complaining that not all greens are just stories of Anon fucking Sunset and he thinks we all have shit opinions if they differ from his.

>>29109379
>>29109387

Sure you don't want to read a 5 hour poetry piece about the meaning of life?

I mean, you could read about some kinky sex stuff.

But wouldn't it be MORE INTERESTING to read some intellectual prose written by a pretentious college student?


>>29109397
>>29109398
>just stories of Anon fucking Sunset
I mentioned romance too you dumb nigger.


Have you ever considered that perhaps you DO actually have shit opinions?

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Where the fuck is GreenTextSavant when you need him?
He needs to write something to piss off this faggot.

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>>29109411
>read some intellectual prose written by a pretentious college student?
It would be more interesting than listening to you bitch.

>>29109413
"You'd better write something to get back at the big meanie who hurt my feelings!"

Grow up kid.

>>29109422
Ha, what a zinger. Boy that sure wasn't basic of you.

Why don't you jerk off to a textbook you insufferable tool?

>>29109443
Dude, if you want to have more comfy Anon x Sunset in this thread YOU need to write it. What's so Goddamn hard to understand about this?

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>>29109443
>Why don't you jerk off to a textbook you insufferable tool?
Maybe I will.

>>29109337

Oh yes and how.

>>29109390

You don't have to at all. We have been patient and one autist having a total meltdown should not represent us as a whole.

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>>29109390
Take your time. Ignore the children and let the adults enjoy sunset

>>29109518
>>29109523
>one autist
>Ignore the children
Everyone I disagree with is an autistic child!

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>tfw no 7ft tall amazon Sunset gf to sit on my face

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>>29109557
Read this, It's sure to be a much more stimulating piece.

>>29109564
no

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>>29109564
Now you're just being an annoying faggot.

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>>29109299
>>29109411
>>29109443
>>29109564
looks like gritsaw is back

come on man, you used to be cool, what happened?

>>29109605
Gritsaw is just the opposite. He loves the philosophy stuff and poetry. I dont think it's him.

>>29109610
idk, he was just as bitchy about shitty greens, also that he wasn't getting as much praise as he thought he should be

>>29109610
But Gritsaw just bitches and moans constantly

>>29109605
Nah Gritsaw was after the opposite, though just as bitchy, he wanted well though out stories whereas this guy wants stuff along the lines of:
>Be Anon, Sunset is your girlfriend
>You're cuddling with her then suddenly you want sex
>Cue a number of posts of clichéd smut
>You both cum at the same time, shit's epic yo!

>>29109667
Yeah but that nigga can write a sunset green

>>29109726
This.

https://derpibooru.org/1294999?scope=scpeafa6028ab383c1e6a365c38285c6d8f6d877a48e

Naked sunset is best sunset

>>29110036
She sleeps like that because clothes are restrictive.

>>29110036
something is very wrong with her legs

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>these threads are pretty pointless desu

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"Get in the fucking robot Anon."

>>29110149
>Anon and Sunset go inside in a Jaeger to fight the Kaiju that threaten the world.

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Stop talking about politics, faggots. You're both wrong. Now post Shimmer.

>>29110555
I want to plow her right on the spot is that normal?

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>Shimmer thread hijacked by edgy nazi kid

Eh....it ain't too bad.

There was once a thread that in the first reply devolved into a politically-driven free for all and it went past 500 replies.

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>>29110650
>Kid

I'm 26

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>>29110668
>26
>still believing in defunct political movements

>>29107401
>>29093526
>>29109348
Better threads for discussing nazism exist.

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Shut the fuck up, assholes and post Shimmer. You're ruining this thread.

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>>29110703
Sorry, I forgot

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>>29110703

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>>29110716
I hate you guys.

>>29110703
I want to undress her while I give her pecks on the checks.

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>>29110726
Sunset is a pure Aryan after all.

>>29110740
Now she look like a generic whit girl.

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>>29110750
>Implying that's a bad thing

>>29110773
Can I have this but with the bacon hair?

>>29110773
If rarity is white then she probably is a latina or racemixed

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>>29110867
>she probably is a latina or racemixed

Oy vey I vonda vat goy could be behind this post?

Can I have some bondage pics of SS?

>>29110867
rarity isn't white though
haven't you seen pics of her humanized?
she's as black as the night

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>>29110897
She white as day what are you talking about?

>>29110906
that's not humanized

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>>29110951

>>29110955
is there a difference?

>>29110966
yes

>>29110976
then post some pics.

>>29110982
this is a Sunset thread, I will not defile it with whority pics

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>>29110976
>>29110982
This is not the place to argue about this.

>>29110906
if she is white then sunset is not , I love shim no matter the race, you are disgusting
t. trump supporter

>>29111430
>trump supporter
please explain.

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sunset is orange

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>>29111582
She's just so pleasing to look at, it relaxes me.

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HHHNNNNGGG!

>>29111599
I want my dick under that.

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Why is it that shimmerfags consistently manage to have the most autistic thread on the most autistic board?

>>29111677
Go home Roger your drunk.

>>29111677
it's just /pol/fags raiding the thread
they're doing it in retaliation of faggots shitposting her on their board

>>29111701
I'm willing to bet my left nut that she is the most shitposted pony on /pol/ since those unfamiliar with the show wouldn't know shes a pony.

>>29111795
oh, people know she's part of mlp
which is why she's posted there, it's a "stealthy" way of posting pony

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>>29112208
I don't think replying will help, Anon.

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>>29112213
I made my point to them, so from this moment on I'll be doing what people SHOULD be doing when a shitposter appears

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>>29112208
>so just fuck the right off with this thread derailing shit!!
>not crying

Boy you sure convinced me alright.

>S-stop attention whoring

Wow you're really grasping at straws huh?

Yeah I wasn't trying to have a discussion or anything. And this whole tirade you're on totally has nothing to do with the fact that you disagree with my opinion.

>You must be MTG!

Aaaand we've reached the bottom of the barrel kiddies, pack it up and go home.

>>29112213
>You actually thought he was making good points


I weep for humanity right now.

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>>29112230
You made a bunch of really SHITTY points, see my arguments above.

I sure hope you're not in school or anything bub. You ain't winnin no valedictorian thats for sure.

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ISN'T SUNSET JUST ADORABLE?!

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>>29112302
Very. She's cuter than a potato, even.

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>>29112326
I don't know, Anon. Potatoes can be quite cute.

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>>29112326
idk, she has some tough competition
we're gonna need pics of Sunset in bikinis for comparison

>>29112343
exactly!

now I want a pic of Sunset making out with potatoes

>>29111701
Wait, what? I browse pol from time to time and I never see Sunset. Sometimes I'll see this pic from time to time but it's rare
https://derpibooru.org/667183?scope=scpe9f36fa9a521387e9b6b20e8583e7dbff52dd7d42
That's about the extend I'll see MLP over there.

>>29111795
The two-tone hair and general style gives it away imo

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>>29112302
She is

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>>29112435
I've always wanted to take that sledgehammer of hers and pleasure her with it.

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I remember there was a time where I could say 'goodnight' and some other Anon in this thread would say goodnight to me.

But now lately it seems like we've lost that part of our brotherhood.

So, goodnight to all of you guys. I hope there are still nice Anons out there..

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>>29112671
Goodnight Anon, I hope Sunset visits you in your dreams.

>>29112684
Hasbro pls make Sunset gallop in her sleep with hoof hands.

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>>29112671
Good night, Anon.

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>>29107591
>you open the basement closet

You ladies really need to be quiet. You woke my woman. Your sister will be along shortly so please be patient. I'd hate to have to damage the merchandise before the customers have had their fun

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>>29110149
No I have to jerk off on an unconscious rainbow dash and feel shity about myself. Then rarity has to kiss me and promise to do more if I get in the robot.

ITS A VERY COMPLICATED PROCEDURE!

>>29113928
>>29113947
Wrong thread faggots

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>>29114161
No, I'm fairly sure this is the Sunset Shimmer thread.

*autistic screeching*

>>29114161
it's ironic that Sunset is welcom in the dazzling thread, but they get #reeeeeeee out of ours

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>>29114580
It's only one or two autistic faggots.
The Dazzlings are welcomed here but dykeshit is a argued about topic here as many don't enjoy cuckshit of Sunset. Feel free to post dazzling and Shimmer pics though. Don't let the autists discourage you.

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>>29114725
I love the tsun Adagio Shimmer.

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fishes are nice

>>29112264
what?dude you got rekt , the comments are gone but you put words in the mouth of other anons and when you got cornered you just used the "there are no black inventors therefore all blacks are bad" card, you are not a genius inventor just because you are white and you can have that shitty ideology but you will never sttop legal migrants from coming and they will never deport blacks,you cant say who wants to fuck who either ,if you come legally then there is nothing wrong and trump is going to help central america with the corruption and gangs now fuck off this is not the place for this and all the minorities who like shim are ok
t. trump supporter

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>>29113964
This fucking guy

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If, god forbid, Sunset were to die, where would she be buried? Earth or Equestria?

>>29115737
Depends if she had a will or not.

>>29115737
Cremated, and spread among both dimensions where she was loved.

>>29116006
If I weren't 200 lbs and huge I'd so ride passenger and sniff her hair.

>>29116006
I want to slash those tires.

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>>29116032

>>29116656
>"Hey Anon, wanna do it in the bushes?"

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>>29116706

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I want to shove Sunset through the portal into horsie land, and stuck just my dick through so I can fuck her with a huge horse cock.

>>29110750
>generic piece of platinum
Your reasoning is faulty.

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can someone add Sunset's yellow highlights to this?
and change the eye color to match?

>>29110716
>"Jawohl, Sonnenuntergang Glanz!"

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>>29116762
I want to pants her right there in public
I hope she's wearing panties under those PJs
Public exposure/humiliation is my main fetish.

>>29116973
is there a pic of that?

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>>29117007
God I wish.
I kinda hate that I have a humiliation fetish though because I hate seeing Sunset sad or in those situations, but those situations make me diamonds. I usually just tone it down to minor public humiliation events like being pantsed or wedgied and maybe public nudity of her. But I never take it to shit like public use. That disgusts me.

>>29110740
>>29110773
Is Sunset a Ginger with Yellow streaks,
Or a Blonde with Red streaks?

>>29117069
Red and yellow

>>29117031
>I hate seeing Sunset sad
Just mae it real playful, like you're her BF and you're shoving your hand down her pants in the open and she's telling you to stop but she secretly likes it.

>>29117031
is it wrong that I want to be the sandwich?

>>29117094
No, but I'd want to be either her boots or those pants or whatever they are.

>>29117069
Yes
>>29117089
That's usually what I do. Have her laugh along with it or some shit.

>>29117117
Now I want to be her bra.

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>>29117167
pinkie has you beat on that one

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>>29117209
Then I'll just have to beat Pinkie in return.

>>29117209
how about her shirt?

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>>29117256
That's the most adorable bike gang ever.

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>>29116834

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>Have you sworn you allegiance to Armadyl the winged god of Law yet, Anon?

>>29117370
YES
I love it

>>29117370
That's beautiful.
Thanks Anon.

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>>29117374
As much as I love you Sunny, there is only one true Lord of all mankind.

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>>29117726
>Give me some of your down because I'm about to die

Cute shim though.

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>>29117914
Final Fantasy

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>>29117937
Never played it

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>>29118008
I've only ever beaten the first one, but what I played of II-VI were fun

>>29111701
She's used for shitposting on [s4s]

>>29103611
If you could get a present for SS what would it be?

>>29118008
is it wrong that I want stretch her underwear out and then let go?

>>29118177
A crown
Alicornification

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>>29118177
:^)
I'm sorry I had too

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>>29118177
pic related.

>>29118223
>wasting money on a 60D
>not spending 100 measly bucks and gettting her an HD autofocus webcam for her laptop

https://www.microsoft.com/accessories/en-us/products/webcams/lifecam-studio/q2f-00013

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>>29118219

>>29118244
I just googled 'canon' and downloaded the first pic.
It was a joke, Anon.

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>>29118251
Praise the Sunset

>>29118244
>getting a webcam
>a easily hacked product
https://blog.kaspersky.com/2ch-webcam-hack/11961/

https://how-to-hack-webcam.com/how-to-use/hack-webcam-with-ip/

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>>29118303
>Buys Sunset a webcam for Christmas
>Set it up for her
>In her bedroom
>Go home and hack it
>Watch her undress and masturbate
Sounds like a good idea to me

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so, what's your guys' new years resolutions for 2017?
mine is:
lose weight
learn to drive (I'm in my 30's)
finish 5 major personal projects

>>29118454
>learn to drive (I'm in my 30's)
Damn Sheldon, you learn that and you'll be golden, so much easier to find a job if you can drive.

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>>29118223

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>>29118481
>so much easier to find a job if you can drive.
true
I had almost gotten a job as customer service for Netflix, but they wouldn't hire me because I didn't drive, even though I lived a couple miles away from the center, and I had a bike at the time
I live in an area where there's public mass transit, so I never left like I needed to learn
also, it's not like I really go anywhere
for the longest time, I thought that having a license meant you HAD to have a car
my parents did teach me when I was 15 and they said I did great, they even got me a car for my birthday, but refused it
probably had something to do with being in a car accident when I was little (4, I think)
but anyway, I figured I should at least learn

>>29118501
adorbs!
sauce?

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>>29118519
Sunset taking pics with Twilight