DON'T Claim your Waifu Thread

>>29101566
no

We claim our waifus

and try to find out about fags with no Central Nervous Systems.

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>>29101566
Claiming purble hoers

>>29101566
To Cunt Horse

U Want Sum Fug?

>>29101566
To Luna

We still on for Ogres & Oubliettes this Saturday?

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Dear Luna,

You have a nice butt.

Love, Anon

Dear Lyra,

Send nudes.

Love, Anonymous

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>>29101566
Would you be my special somepony this christmas?
Of all the mares i've met during my travels, you're the only one i've ever had eyes for.
Like nopony else, you've touched my heart, in a way i cannot describe in words.
Lingering like a silent moon over my hearts horizon.
To me, meeting you was one of the few things that i, without hesitation, got right in my life.

I know i'm coming on strong by writing this, but i can't help it any longer.
Having you sleep only a couple of stones away from me teases me something furiously every night.
Right now for instance, as i'm writing this very letter, i should have been asleep long ago, but i can't help it.

Do you feel the same?
Even though you have yards upon yards of stallions who would commit high treason just to share the warmth of your bed.
Neither are of interest to you. I can see it in your eyes as you send bouquet after bouquet out the window.

To be honest, i am no man of status 'nor wealth.
On the contrary, i can see that these things mean little to you.
Through my eyes, i see a mare who seeks purpose in the simple, and beautiful things in life.
And i hope you see these things in me as well.
Like a dove, i can see how you wish you could get away from all the royal meetings, how you wish you could
Evade the burden to wear a mask in public, that gets heavier and heavier for each time you put it on.
Nothing money can buy will ease this burden, but maybe i can, if you only let me..

Keiner weiss wo dem Andern der Schuh drückt. "Nobody can fully understand another person's hardship or suffering."
Regardless of all the things you've had to live through in your thousands of years long life
I may not be able to carry the whole burden they inflict on your mind for you, but like a candle, i will always be there.
Even when the wind blows the coldest.
Get some rest now, as the day dawns. And come see me at dusk. Yours truly, Anon.

Read the first letter of each line

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>>29102028
I'm fucking german and it took me for-fucking-ever to read that shit

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>>29102028

to pinkie
ur bretty cool

>>29102028
ABER SOWAS VON

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>>29101566
Dear Twilight,

How do I send you a letter?
Please respond quickly.

Love, Anon.

Dear Rainbow Dash,

I want to cum inside you.

Love, your husbando.

>>29102045
that's because you're not German Achmed.

Boop.

>>29102028
what

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>>29101566
A thread will be made by one of us once more information becomes available.

Stop making new threads and just go enjoy christmas, this will all continue in the new year.

>>29104330
Godspeed, Anon.

>>29104330
Understood. I'll wait. Don't forget to update the document if a new thread is created.
I'm still screencapping the old threads but It's taking forever. Curse you "you cannot hide useless posts" Desuarchive shit.

>>29101566
Dear Fluttershy,

Why did you make me a cuck?

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>>29102028
Ja!

>>29103240
Underrated.

Bump requesting the Google doc link

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>>29101566
Dear Derpy,
I will always love you. If in some bizarre way you truly exist out there in the multiverse, please have a happy Hearth's Warming filled with love. Never stop gracing Equestria with your perfect smile that could melt the coldest ice of Windigos. You are my world and my fantasy. Love, Anon.

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>>29107687

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>>29107687
>>29107702
I actually teared up a little from that

>>29107687
>>29107702
Y-you two stop I just woke up and I'm not ready to feel yet.

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>>29107719
I want to tell her how beautiful she is every day. I want her to know there is someone that loves her so much across reality

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>>29107659
Here you go.

>>29107735
Thanks bud

>>29104847
She didn't make you a cuck. You made yourself a cuck by having shit taste in waifus.

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>>29101566
Stop with these off topic threads, dude(s)

>>29108340
>posts batcancer

Wew lad