Reverse Gender Roles In Equestria

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First for seductive bugs.

>>29100928
Reposting from the end of last thread
>Be Anon.
>You're kind of lonely.
>Yeah you could pretty much roll in pony pussy. But it's just not the same.
>You need a human.
>Someone to talk to and they'll completely understand.
>Twilight knows about this.
>She said "Don't worry Anon i got a plan!" When you explained it.
>You haven't seen her since.
>"ANON! I'm back and i brought you a friend!" You hear Twilight call.
>Speak of the pony devil and she shall appear.
>Literally and figuratively.
>You remember the pone devil.
>She was a pretty nice mare.
>But that's a story for another day.
>You see Twilight round the corner of the dining room.
>"Anon, meet Helga! Your new friend." She says motioning too her side.
>Before you can say anything a Minotaur your height but buff as fuck turns the cornor.
>She has tits that would probably need something bigger than a triple D bra.
"Um, hello Helga..."
>You say unsure and a bit scared.
>"Is this human?" Helga ask looking down at Twilight.
>"Yep! This is Anonymous." She says with a smile.
>Helga Walks over to you. Places you on the table and sits herself over your groin.
>"We will have sex now. You will get me pregnant and we will have many beautiful children." She says unzipping your pants.
"O-Okay."
>You say a bit scared.
>And kinda aroused.
>She looks over to Twilight.
>"Does pony want to watch?"
>Twilight nods eagerly.
>"Oh of course! It will be so interesting to witness the making of the second human to equestria!" She says pulling up a seat.
>Today was a, Twilight gets you a fuck buddy kinda day.

>>29100942
Nice, I want to see anon meeting the pony devil, and out evil her on accident.

Also it would be interesting to see a green where the ponys aren't sexualy attracted to anon at all, they like him, he is a good friend but it's all platonic.
But they understand his need for sexual so they try to find some race that will fuck anon. Every couple weeks they find someone new and try to hook anon up with him
It gets more extreme when after some time of it not working celestia is desperate. She has never had a species go extinct under her watch, and she is not willing to have it happen now.
So shy and anon try to find anything, that can reproduce with anon. Anything

>>29100928
>RGRE is gone
Are you fucking kidding me?

>>29100987
What?

>>29100987
Those words are nowhere in that op. In any form.

>>29100994
He's saying RGRE isn't in the title.

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>>29100978
dont touch the cow
d-dont touch the cow
DONT TOUCH THE COW

TOUCH THE COW

>>29100978
>>29101010
FUCK THAT COW!
BREED THAT COW!

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>>29101028
DO IT NOW!

Have an idea, not really a story just an idea that would be funny for someone to use

Anon likes making ponies full stop to try and parse what he just said.

"I love it twilight, it's like having sex with you but in reverse"

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>>29101336
What the fuck

stop fucking posting in two different threads

Use this one
>>29100995
at least the title is right, even if the OP pic isn't Dong Ring.

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Don't kill zebras, kill the colts who run to them instead of respectable pony mares.

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>Anon decides to teach ponies the gospel of heavy metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NYHoI75oQ0
>They're all horrified and saddened by his tragic tale
>It doesn't help that he hasn't been keeping up his vocal exercises, so his voice breaks halfway through and makes it sound like he's crying
>Now he's surrounded by mares who won't stop hugging him and sobbing
>"Y-you poor stallion!"
>"I'm so sorry! I didn't know!"
>"If you want another son, you can come to my place anytime!"

>>29101625
>not superior homo fairy powermetal
disgusting.

>>29101634
>Anon sings an epic song about warriors, dragons, and glorious battles on top of waterfalls
>He's immediately given command of the Royal Guard and showered with every medal they have
>Also, no mare ever touches him again

>>29101700
Superior hot dragon pussy swarms him and his adopted little brother Spike instead.

Why the hell are there two RGRE threads up?

>>29101744
What are you talking about?

>>29101755
This one
>>29100995
It has green

>>29101625
>Amon Amarth
My non-colored person of nordic ancestry.