Would you romantically take her virginity?

>>29098307
No, i would be afraid that retarded/autisctic girl would suddenly scream or get a seizure of some kind while having sex and make entire experience very awkward.

>>29098307
How would anyone consider anal romantic?

>>29098307
No, but I am sure she would probably take mine purely on accident.

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>>29098318
What the fuck did you just say to me, you little bitch?
I'll have you know I'm trained in gorilla warfare and have taken part in numerous raids on al Qaeda

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With a bat and a shot of whiskey

>>29098318
>Implying that wouldn't make it better.
>He's never caused a girl to have a seizure on his dick.

>>29098318
>Not wanting to fuck a girl having a seizure, those uncontrolled muscles coiling around you as she tries to fight it.
>Watching her lose her motor functions and ability to speak as you let your load loose into her semi comatose body, knowing she can't tell anyone.

>>29098307
I would, but her Jedi code says she's not allowed to love

>>29098307
You think she's into Flash? Doctor doesn't exist in EQG so it owuld make sense just like Fluttershy is into different guy than Discord.

>>29098354
She sees two guys at the same time.

>>29098307
Is this a result of hiatus or boredom? These stupud fucking mornoic threads? Hidden

>>29098367
>mornoic
>stupud

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>>29098339
>>29098342
>misogyny

>>29098307
Yes. Candles, soft music, the whole nine yards.

I would also kiss her entire body, make out with her, suck her tits, eat her out, rim her, lick her taint, finger her, finger her asshole, roughly squeeze her tits, get head from her, teabag her, fuck her missionary, fuck her on her side, fuck her doggystyle, have her ride me, have her sit on my face, fuck her in bed, fuck her in the backseat of a car, fuck her on the couch, fuck her in the woods, fuck her standing up against a wall, fuck her doggystyle while fingering her ass, fuck her ass, go ass to mouth with her, titfuck her, hotdog her, get handjobs from her, cum on her face, cum on her ass, cum in her ass, cum on her stomach, cum in her mouth, cum in her hair, cum inside her, impregnate her, fuck her while shes pregnant, fuck her ass while shes pregnant, spank her ass until its red and swollen, watch her shower, watch her piss, have her model sexy outfits for me, watch her masturbate, watch her use a horsecock dildo, film porn with her, jam a buttplug in her ass and make her walk around with it all day, throatfuck her, stuff my entire nutsack in her mouth, rub my dick on her face while shes sleeping, and cuddle her.

>>29098382
>getting triggered by edgy jokes on the infamous secret Khazakh fishing forum
tumblr pls

>>29098512
The sad part is, someone made the same joke using Rarity.

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>>29098523
You don't 'use' Rarity, you just keep her warm till the turn of the next customer.

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>>29098454

>>29098307
How can a background character like her ostensibly have the best style of clothing in the entire movie?

The answer is yes. And marriage.

>>29098307
trick her of coming to the gym alone knock her out with a baseball bat, have my way with her.

>>29099105
What the fuck

>>29098454
>and cuddle
Gross

>>29099119
I think he saying he lure her into the gym. Knock her out with the bat and had his way with her.

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>>29098318
I took an autistic girl's virginity in high school and it was actually bretty nice.

>>29099134
And like i said.
What the fuck, why would you do that

>>29099180
So she won't tell no one. Do you want me to kill her?

>>29099186
You could just ask her on a date and do things romantically

>>29098307
no, she's human daapi, so just
>rape

>>29099229
>ask her on a date
No she be 999,999,999 on rejected track score.

>>29098307
>romantically
VIOLENTLY

>>29099284
so ruffies.

>>29098454
This nigga gets it

>>29099143
How do you initiate something like that with an autistic? Are they clean?

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>>29099408
The one I was with was as clean as a normal person, so that wasn't an issue.

We were taking an optional summer class together and wound up talking. I noticed that she was pretty much an outcast, no one wanted to have anything to do with her. I saw this as an opportunity. I pretended like I thought of her as a normal person, hung out with her, befriended her. No one else treated her like a normal person the way I did, and she quickly attached herself to me. It was just a matter of reeling her in at that point. I escalated things from there, and soon enough we were """""dating""""" and I was getting the succ literally on demand.

You see, a real sperg (as opposed to 4chan "autists") truly has no concept of social cues, and therefore is really bad at reading between the lines to guess your real intention. As far as she could tell, I was her knight in shining armor that had come to rescue her from her social isolation. I actually got her into MLP, and one time when she started questioning me, I reminded her of the friendship lesson of the Last Roundup that she should always trust the people close to her and she just believed it.

As a result, she became fanatically obsessed with me and I could pretty much just boss her around, fuck her, get her to do anything I wanted. It was nice, but eventually I knew I was moving away so I dumped her in front of a bunch of people without much warning or emotion. It was like a freight train slammed into her right there as she all of a sudden understood everything, then ran away crying.

Overall, very nice experience. Would recommend finding a sperg of your own to dominate.

>>29099532
You're a horrible human being. You deserve to have your dick chopped off.
Have a merry Christmas, you filthy animal

>>29099551
>implying anyone here wouldn't do the same thing if faced with the opportunity

>>29099566
I wouldn't

>>29099608
What are you, gay? You know there are male spergs too, right?

>>29098307
Can I Chris brown her instead?

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>>29099532
I laughed in real life

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>>29099532
Man I was imagining Derpy as the "girl" so for a moment I felt terrible for her and mad at you for being a horrible human being but then I realized it wasn't Derpy but just some random 3dpd.
Good job and godspeed Anon, you glorious bastard!

>>29099532
Sounds mean, but I get it. I definitely wouldn't marry one an autist, but a naive, dependent, cum dumpster would be nice.

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>>29098307
>Do me Anon
You turn around with a look of confusion and disgust on your face. Configust.
>Excuse me?
Derpy looks at you and the water fountain at the same time and grabs your shirt collar.
>I said, Do me Anon.
You ruffle your metaphorical feathers of pompous pride of purity and piety.
>Why I never!
You raise your gloved hand and turn your nose upward as you march away
Derpy chases after you ripping off her clothes.
>DO ME ANON!
You continue to high step in the hall
>Nay! I shant! For I believe that to take the maidenhead on my wedding bed!
Derpy transforms into a sex raged Hulk with sagging breasts and begins demolishing the school around her. Her vaginal secretions causing a slippery slick that caused the students...

>That's enough Anon.
You stop reading your poem and look at Miss Cheerilee who has a face of absolute rage.
>But I didn't even get to the best part yet!
>Derpy grabbed Anon and shoved his face right into her...
Miss Cheerilee slammed her desk and pointed at the door.
>PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE NOW!
You slump your shoulders and walk past the row of students studying Biology, and a shocked Derpy holding an Erlenmeyer Flask of corrosive nitrates.
>Do I at least get partial credit for my project?

>NO! GET OUT ANON!
You slump your shoulders and walk out of the room. Suddenly the class door opens again, maybe Miss Cheerilee has decided to let you try again!

Nope, it was only Derpy and Miss Cheerilee staring daggers at you.

>Miss Derpowitz has something she wants to say to you Mr Nymous.

You look at Derpy with a huge smile, the googly eyed girl of your dreams was standing right in front of you.

Suddenly you feel a hard smack across your face.

>You're such a pig Anon!

The classroom door slams, but you have a raging boner.

It was worth it.

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>>29098307
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le1beNegYQE
>Your car radio plays softly as you pull back into Derpy's driveway
>She sits in the passenger seat, smiling lazily out the window
>The date was successful so far, you'd gone the full nine yards
>Nice dinner, great movie, the works
>Not that it mattered, she'd be entertained by sock puppets
>Which is why you figured boning her would be easy
>Shifting into park, you look at her and she looks at you
>Even in the darkness her gilded pupils shine with innocent curiosity
"I'm glad you could come out tonight Derpy."
>"I always have fun hanging out with you Anon."
>For a moment neither party speaks, you're unsure how to proceed
>She leans a little so you toss caution to the winds and kiss her
>Your lips meet above the console, staying locked long enough for you to place a hand in her hair
>When the kiss ends, she shyly looks through her hair with a beautiful grin
>What you wouldn't give to blast a load into her virgin cunt...
"You have beautiful eyes, has anybody ever told you that?"
>Derpy grins wider, embarrassed but naively happy
>Thank god you're wearing jeans
>"Anon...my parent's aren't home tonight..."

>>29099900
>My parents aren't home tonight
Cool, then we can discuss Rogue One without interruption!

>>29099532
TODAY, ON 'THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED'...

>>29099900
plz more

>>29099620
nah, just not an asshole.

>>29100224
I din du nuffin wrong.

>>29098454
I feel like it's some kind of inverse Green Eggs and Ham situation here.
"Yes I'd fuck her on a boat, then I'd plow her booty moat."

>>29098307
Even if I could, I'd be afraid that she would get super attached

>>29100930
What's wrong with that?

>>29100962
I don't think I would feel the same way about her as she would about me. She needs to be with someone who has an adoration for all her little quirks, and an incredible amount of patience.

>>29098307
There's nothing romantic about consent.

>>29099566
Maybe the getting with them but most of us would have the decency to break up with somebody in a normal none arsehole way.

>>29098307
>No
>Fucking
>Hooves

Just give me cute ponies on my little PONY

Soon you'll want missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation.

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>>29102163

>>29102150
Did you not read the part about not getting social cues? As a fairly high functioning sperg myself I'd prefer the ripped bandaid approach as opposed to the soft drop I got in my last relationship
it's been almost a year why can't I move on

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>>29099532
Sound like a completely made up story

>>29099532
GAME SPHERE

Wasn't there a green where Anon becomes involved with a retarded Derpy?

>>29103099
Seconded
I need it for reasons

>>29103058
ITS SPHEREICAL

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>>29099532
That expands the dong

>>29103218
SPHEREICAL

>>29103099
>>29103102
http://pastebin.com/GUSgXr1m

>>29098307
Oh the crazy shit I would do to Derpy, shit like Picking her up for our date on time followed by taking her to a restaurant where you sit at a table and order from a menu on paper instead of the one hanging over the counter and to finish it off I would bring her to a hotel, lay her down on the bed, look her in the eyes, move my face up to her ear and whisper "giddy up horesy!"

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>2016
>still calling her Derpy

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>>29104297
You subhuman piece of newfag shit.
Her name is Derpy and always will be.

>>29098307
I've fucked a sperg before, I'd be up for fucking one again

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>>29104302
its ditzy doo

>>29104297
Why don't you take that tranny cock out your ass for five minutes?

>>29104297
U
Wot
M8

>>29099900
What happens next?!

>>29098307
Can I trick her into taking her clothes off and then give her the special hug instead?

>>29105195
Why would you need to trick her?

>>29099532
I will take "Things that never happened" for 500, Jim.

>>29105377
So can't no before the fact.

>>29104278
Will you at least hold her hand while you do it?

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>>29104297

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>>29098307
>romantically
is there any other way?

>>29098307
Fuck yes! I would make her feel wonderful and loved.

>>29106607
I thought that went without saying.

>>29098307
Yes, but I'm slipping it in her ass, without permission, when she's not expecting it

>>29098318
She isn't retarded to autistic, though. Just Derpy. Have you forgotten the 100th episode already?

>>29108386
This

>>29098307

Sure. She's cute if goofy. Also, I happen to know a really, really good saw player (and mime) named O she'd have a gigglefit watching at a show.

Renfaires are actually cheesy good fun to be romantic at, too. And it's not like alcohol isn't uncommon to relax inhibitions, either.

Bonus if I can get Princess Twilight to come along, too. The whole thing would confuse her to the point of adorableness.

>>29099900

She names the kid Dinky in memory of your penis size.

>>29109994
The wonderful thing about banging a woman who already has a young daughter is that you already know where your next fucktoy is

>Thread about handicap girl

We KS now

>>29098382
>Racism

>>29099229
Where do you think we are?

Y'all are stupid!

>>29104329
Wasnt it bubbles?

>>29110091
Dinky is not for sexual

>>29110238
faggot

>>29110238
But she's the perfect size to be a cock sock! Are you saying that you DON'T want to give her so much pleasure that her eyes become cross-eyed like her mother's?

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>>29110254
But wouldn't that be betraying our waifu?

>>29110267
She can fuck Dinky too, I don't see why we'd stop her.

>>29110267
>>29110271
its just sex ed

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>>29110278
But she's too young

>>29110254
>"Mum, why do my eyes cross whenever I have an orgasm?"
>"For the same reason that mine straighten. Now lay down, this lesson is all about the clitoris. Now let me just find that vibrator."

>>29110287
Perfect.
Cock-Sock.
Size.

>>29110193
Go away, Applejack

>>29110091
>>29110254
>>29110271
>>29110302
Green when?

>>29110287
youre never too young to learn how to suck cock like a champ just ask rarity

>>29098307
Wouldn't she just ended up getting sexual molested by special ed staff if she was in school? She is pretty hot for tard/autistic standards

>>29110374
>hot for tard/autistic standards
more like in general

>>29110401
*hot

>>29110374
This actually happened in my high school once, the sperg in question while quiet and pretty cute was known to have volcanic outbursts, like throwing chairs and everything for a minute or two, mostly though she was very subdued.
Well one day I'm hanging about the front of the school with my buddies having lunch as you do, VP is hanging around the entrance as he does occasionally, when an ambulance pulls up, not the first time someone's gotten hurt but it's something different, couple of paramedics jog into the school following the VP. So the bustle starts, everyone watching seeing what's happening when one of the Social Work teaching assistants/ Tard-Wranglers is being led out by the Paras blood all down his face, clutching his arm, looking like he just got gored by a bull.
It wasn't until a few days later that the truth of it precipitated through the rumours and we all learned he'd been grooming and getting a bit fingery with the girl when she had an outburst and clattered him.

Ah, great days.

>Pushing the door open gently, Derpy moved into her daughter's room.
>Dinky was sitting at her desk, working hard on her homework, but Derpy could see she was making little progress.
>She squirmed uncomfortably in her seat; rubbed her...her vagina against the wood without realizing it.
>Derpy knew that her daughter had a vagina, but it hadn't been a problem for her until she'd gotten her cutie mark.
>Then it had done nothing but cause her trouble.
>From boys and Dinky herself.
>Her movements probably did little to settle the fire in her daughter's crotch.
>Creeping up behind her, Derpy waited a moment, simply watching her move.
>She leaned in close, the smell of sweat and desperation hitting her, before speaking.
>It was time for...The Talk.
"Hi, Muffin."
>Dinky shot upwards, slamming her book closed.
>Derpy saw a brief glimpse of what looked like a sketched cock, before focusing back on her daughter.
>"Mom! What are...I wasn't doing anything. I mean, I was doing something. Homework, I was doing art homework."
>Derpy just smiled.
"Dinky, we need to have a talk. Cheerilee tells me you've been very distracted recently."
>Dinky just looked down.
>"Well, you know how school is. There's a lot of work, you can't get through it all. Is it getting hot in here? I think I need to go have a shower."
>Derpy grabbed Dinky as she tried to speed past her.
"I think I know why, Muffin. It's because you're uncomfortable. It's because you're..."
>Horny sounded like too rough a word.
"Pent up."
>That was better.
"Your body is changing, and there's nothing wrong with that. You have new urges, and they need to be treated. But don't worry, because Doctor Derpy is going to teach you the solution!"
>Dinky tried harder to escape.
>"I really think I should be going, I need to..."
"Get on the bed, Dinky."
>"Ex...excuse me?"
"Lay down on the bed."

>>29110779

>Slowly, Dinky crawled over to the bed.
>She was nervous, and it showed, but she did what her mother asked.
>She was such an obedient child.
>The bed shook as she jumped onto her stomach.
>A kind hoof rubbed against her face.
“Don’t be scared, Muffin. Mommy is here. She’s going to make you feel better.”
>As few as the words were, they did make Dinky feel safer.
“Just…roll over for Mommy. Onto your back.”
>Dinky froze.
>”But…but you might see my…”
“Dinky, I gave birth to you. You know I’ve already seen your special place.”
>Covering her face, Dinky shook her head.
>”Not…not like this though. It’s never been like this.”
“Trust me. It happens to everypony.”
>Rolling over, Derpy could see that her suspicions were correct.
>Dinky’s pussy was a dark red; wet and lusting and completely untouched.
>It seemed to pulse in waves of need and heat.
>Slowly, Derpy moved her eyes up to Dinky’s.
“We’ll discuss this in detail later, but I don’t think you’ll listen as you are now, so we’ll solve this first.”
>Dinky looked away.
“Muffin, do you know what masturbation is?”
>Dinky blushed heavily.
>”I’ve never… I’m a good filly, I don’t touch myself down there. Cheerilee said that every time a filly touches herself down there, Princess Celestia cries.”
>Derpy could only smile at that.
>She’d believed the same lie at that age as well.
“You’re smart, Dinky. Do you think that’s true?”
>”N…no?”
“Good girl.”
>”But why would Cheerilee lie to…”
>A hoof pressed against her lips silenced her.
“I don’t know. Ponies are funny like that. Sometimes, Dinky, you need to let off some steam. And there’s nothing wrong with that. Even…”
>Derpy stopped.
>She was going to say ‘Even I do it sometimes,’ but couldn’t.
“Even Celestia does it.”
>”Really?”
“Yes. And don’t worry. I’m going to teach you how to do it.”
>Gently, Derpy placed her hoof on Dinky’s crotch.

>>29110784

>”No, mom, don’t touch ther…”
>Dinky’s cries were cut off as Derpy simply pushed her hoof forward.
>The sticky juices clung to her hoof as Dinky threw her head backwards, the sudden pleasure overwhelming her.
>Derpy could only look on sadly.
>Her little muffin had been suffering like this for so long.
>She should have noticed sooner.
>Should have taught her all this already, so her pain was lessened.
>But it was fine. Derpy was ready to make up for all the pain with pure, unfiltered pleasure.
>Rubbing softly, Dinky’s tongue lolled out of her mouth.
>She hadn’t even done much, and her juices were already spilling out and staining the bed.
>Every time her hoof moved, Dinky let out a cute squeak, or a moan, or a spasm.
>Her front hooves covered her blushing face, but did little to hide how much enjoyment she was getting.
>The lick caught her off guard.
>To Derpy, it was spur the moment, a taste of sweetness and innocence flitting on her tongue.
>To Dinky, it was a sudden bolt of electric pleasure that sent her limbs into seizure.
>She couldn’t stop shaking, it felt so good.
>Any feeling of guilt or shame was blasted away in an instant.
>She could feel her mind melting; feel the rational, intelligent side of her mind shatter under the unstoppable wave of pleasure.
>She could barely form words.
>”Mommy, pleashe don’ shtop. I fee…I feel funny. I feel ‘ike I’m going to bursht.”
>Bringing her head down to Dinky’s cunny, Derpy smiled.
>Her warm breath excited Dinky even further.
“Then burst.”
>She said with a lick.

>>29110790

>Dinky screamed.
>Or at least, tried to.
>No sound came out.
>The pleasure doubled and succeeded in destroying her head, and worst of all,
>It came in waves.
>She could only lie there, limbs locking and shaking, body not listening to a word her brain said, cunt nearly blasting juices outward into her loving mothers mouth.
>Derpy took it all happily, pressing her mouth against her daughters lips, intending to let the orgasm last as long as possible.
>The delicious taste was just a bonus.
>Dinky’s scream faded to an unending series of ‘ah ah ah.’
>She was going to die.
>It felt too good, she was going to die, the pleasure was going to explode her heart.
>Looking up, Derpy smiled to see that Dinky’s eyes were crossing; like her’s did all the time.
>But nothing good lasts forever.
>Feeling her daughter’s orgasm subside, Derpy sent it off with one last gift; punching her tongue into Dinky’s folds.
>Dinky threw her hips into the air to catch the last wave of pleasure, before collapsing on the bed.
>She was exhausted.
>She couldn’t even move as Derpy loomed above her, wiped the sweat and tears from her face.
>Her eyes were still crossed.
>Derpy hoped it wasn’t permanent.
>Having to explain to ponies why her daughter’s eyes were crossed was sure to be embarrassing.
>Panting, Dinky smiled.
>”Thank…thank you, mom.
>Derpy just smiled back.
“Oh no, we’re not done yet, dear.”
>Dinky swallowed.
>”We’re…we’re not?”
“Of course not. I’m here to teach you how to masturbate, not to do it for you. Now give me your hoof, we’ll start slow.”
>And that’s how Dinky’s first sex ed lesson started.

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>>29110799

>>29110799
>No Anon

But how does Derpy turn Dinky into a cock sock?

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>>29110799

>>29110267
Like all incest, it's relative

>>29098307

>>29111941
>no anon

that's a good thing, now the writer would actually give a bit more effort

>>29113878
But I came here for Dinky's gradual transformation into a living sex toy!
Well, actually I came here for Derpy lewds, but now that the subject is on the ground...

>>29098307

>>29114201

>You will never have Derpy and her daughter scissor around your dick.

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I want to convince Derpy that adding her daughter into sexy funtimes is perfectly normal for humans.

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I wouldn't touch her with a 10ft pole.

My worst fear is having a mentally/physically disabled child that I'm obligated to care for.

>>29118424
just use protection, multiple defenses if you're really paranoid

>>29098307

>>29104278
That ending
Expand dong!!

>>29118324
It's not?

She's the best clothed by far.

>>29121037
>wanting her to wear clothes

>>29123355
>not wanting to fuck her through her clothes

>>29123411
>not wanting to see her beautiful body

>>29124160
i never said that i just meant that when we're out like grocery shopping or something we don't have to wait till we get home to fuck

>>29099532
This is obviously a falsehood designed to bring about a negative emotional response. The type of person who would do such a thing is a disgusting human being. It also helps that most of /mlp/ would identify with the girl as it is likely that all of their relationships have been one sided. Overall 7/10 bait. Could have been more believable on a different board, since nobody on /mlp/ would have the guts to even talk to a girl, let alone manipulate them like this.

>>29124160

>Not wanting to fuck her with her clothes dangling off her body

>>29125049
>Not wanting to just fuck her clothes.

>>29126120
>Not wanting to just fuck the spot where she was standing.