I...want to have sex with a pony !
Get in line, newfag.
>>29093973
Go taste anon.
>>29093973
Ahhh... you're not alone.
>>29093973
>I drove by a pony farm not too long ago
>Shetland ponies to be exact
>One of them had their legs caught in the wire fence
>Kinda orange colored like AJ
>Pulled over to see if I could help it
>When I got down to help is when I noticed the marevag
>DO IT.wav
>Thousands of anons telling me what I have to do in my head
>Right as I started staring it got itself free and turned around to look at me
>Mfw I was dangerously close to bestiality
>Mfw it will never happen again
>>29094099
YOU FUCKING FOOL
>>29094099
>tfw you will never feel a winking, gushing mare vag wrap itself around your dick
>>29093973
Who doesn't?
>"Anon? Is something wrong? Have you been listening at all??"
"Yea...totally."
>You clearly weren't.
>It had been almost a year since you've left the real world behind.
>Equestria has been better than you could have imagined.
>Everyone you've met has been so nice to you.
>Especially Rarity.
>She offered you a place to stay in her boutique, in exchange for some help around the shop of course.
>But ever since you left the real world behind, you've been deprived of any sexual contact.
>You'd always wondered what it'd be like to fuck a pony, Rarity in particular.
>But it seems she has a taste for high society, and fancy living and stuff like that.
>The exact opposite of you.
>Though you know she'd never want to stoop to your level, you've always thought about it.
>In fact, it's become more of a distraction rather than a passing thought.
>Shit, you haven't been listening to a thing she just said..."
"New dresses right?"
>"I beg your pardon?"
"You were talking about the new dresses...for the new boutique in Canterlot?"
>She sighs and walks over to you.
>She places a hoof on your shoulder.
>"Anon, are you feeling alright Darling? You just haven't been yourself lately."
"um...no...im fine."
>Her gaze into your eyes deepens.
>"Darling..."
"Y-Yea...?"
>"If we're going to be around each other this much, i need there to be no secrets between us."
"S-secrets? I-I don't have any secrets..."
>"Darling...Just relax..."
>How can i relax while i'm trying to tell a horse i wanna do the dirty with you...
"I've...Just been thinking..."
>She seems to move her head in, as if she wants to capture every syllable that clumsily falls out of your mouth.
"Well...You...and me...We've been-"
>"Stop right there darling!"
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>"If this topic of conversation embarrasses you in any way, Might i suggest we continue upstairs?"
"sure...like, in the hallway or some shit?"
>"Heavens no darling. Run along while i close up shop."
"Where?"
>"Why...My Bedroom of course!"
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>>29094306
You intrigued me
>>29094306
Please continue.
>>29094378
>>29094425
He made his own thread
>>29094306
>>29094368
Fucking faggot nobody likes your green.
>>29094306
It's shit. Just stop.
>>29093973
>>29093973
>rape