i meak p0st

>>29084751
Nyx's cringey design and hamfisted shoehorning could all be forgiven if she was thicc af
If I like the booty, I like the pony

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>>29084866

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>>29084890
she can go thiccer
stop holding back

>>29084954
That's the best I have. Request it or draw it or commission idontgiveafuck

>>29084983
I can only write you a green

>>29084992
do it faggot

>Twilight was a bit old for you, having aged quite a bit
>Her friends were all well past those delicious milf years
>Ponyville seemed to be pretty dried up as far as pussy went
>You helped out around Twilight's castle and also messed things up a lot because you were awful at climbing ladders
>Nyx and Flurry were both about your age
>Flurry, you'd met her only once, was a stuck-up cunt
>But Nyx was pretty nice, despite being some cringey deity of edginess
>She even called you senpai sometimes, but you ignored it
>Today was different, Nyx had been getting uncomfortably close as of late
>And you finally noticed something about her
>She was thicc as fuck

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>>29085035
>You were sitting in the royal kitchen alongside one of the most famed chefs in all of Equestria
>Enjoying coffee
>Dreading the day ahead
>And in walks that pitch black alicorn
>You avert your gaze from her hips
>"Hey Anon, can I ask you something?"
"Uhh, sure."
>"So, you know how there's this grand galloping gala going on in Canterlot this weekend?"
"Yeah."
>"Well, my mom gave me two tickets and she said I should ask a stallion that I liked."
>You look at the edgy princess
"Okay?"
>"And... Um, do you maybe want to go with me?"

Meanwhile, in a metaphorical representation of Anon's inner thoughts s a situation room...

>The table was full
>Anger, a red veraion of Anon in a general's outift frowned
>"Obviously we need to say no. She might be kind of cute, but we're not desperate enough to go out with that."
>Disgust, a green Anon with a moustache in a newscaster's outfit nodded
>"We can do better."
>Sadness, a blue version of Anon kept quiet along with Joy, a yellow Anon
>Fear, a purple and nerdy Anon stood up
>"You guys, what if we make her mad?"
>"I don't care! She's a shi-"
>"YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS!" Lust, an orange Anon in a lab coat burst in holding a large manila folder
>"Fuck off, Lust!" Anger shouted
>"I've made a breakthrough!" Lust shouted
>Lust flicked on the projection screen
>It showed a screenshot of one time Anon was walking up the stairs behind Nyx and had a more than generous view of her rear
>"Nyx... Is thicc."
>Disgust groaned
>"But she's Nyx. Come on, Lust, you're better than this."
>"Now, watch when I filter out the edginess."
>The colors of the screen inverted
>Nyx was no longer black and edgy
>Anger cooled off and stared in awe
>"My god... We can't let this thicc fertility goddess slip away."
>Disgust looked at Anger and cringed
>"Y-you can't be serious."
>"If we don't take this shot, we may never get another chance to get horsepussy. We have to try."

Back in reality...
"Yeah, I'll go with you."

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I came here to chew bubblegum and shitpost.

And I'm all out of bubblegum.

>>29085240
oh no

>>29085035
>>29085240
This is going to be what makes /mlp/ like her, isn't it?

>>29085614
Most likely
If she had a fat butt I'd let her be my shitposty edge waifu

>>29085240
>>29085035
I'll be back in a few hours
If the thread is kill, I'll make one for this

>>29086130
Back desu senpaitachi

>>29087130
fug

thought it'd be better to make in a seperate thread since this is dead

gonna let it die so you got a bigger audience

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>>29085240
>Nyx smiles, her white teeth pose a stark contrast to her dark coat
>"Yay! We're gonna have. So. Much. Fun!" she squeaks girlishly
>You take another drought from your coffee
>"O-okay. Uhm, don't tell mom, I don't think she'd like to know about this yet."
>That was probably true
>Ponies were remarkably averse to any advances you might make
>Turns out the hot monkey dick meme was just a meme
>So despite having many friends, you didn't see any action beyond an improvised fleshlight you made using two sponges
>The best that could come from this, you get a pony gf
>At worst, you die
>You decide to go for it
"Alright. I'll keep this quiet."
>"Thanks, do you wanna hang out today? Or do you need to work?"
>You were off today, maybe this could be fun
>You finish up your coffee and pour another cup into a thermos
"Sure, where to?"
>"I was thinking we could just go to the park and talk."
"Sounds good, you want some coffee?"
>"No thank you. I'm gonna go get ready, meet you out front in a few minutes?"
"Yeah."
>Nyx turned to leave
>Damn, those hips could sink ships
>You watched as long as possible, taking in the gentle sway of her ebony cheeks until she left around the corner
>Your pants left a little tight, Anon jr. had awoken
>"You gonna smash that?" the chef asked tiredly, staring into his reflection in a pan
"Hell yeah."
>"Nice." the chef gives you a nod of approval before drinking more coffee

>>29087136
bump