Pirate Anon

Yeah. For some reason this past thread was purged off the Web.

>>29081290
I have no idea what happened but I'm gonna go ahead and get started. I guess I should start namefagging for this story eh?

>>29081311
Yes
Make them fug.

Keep this thread up, I think I might write something too. Pirate anon seems like a good prompt.

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>>29081290
"Let's talk, Anon."
>The monkey grips his hostage tighter- pressing his cutlass against the earth pony's throat.
>"Talk about what, Shiny?"
"Release the hostage, unharmed, and I guarantee you a sentence of life in the Canterlot dungeons."
>The monkey barks a derisive laugh.
>"Life? That's the deal you're offering?"
"Only if you comply. Your crimes include multiple homicide and the attempted murder of a Guard. If you do not comply, the sentence is death."
>He keeps laughing for a moment, before a condescending smile spreads across his face.
>"You know, you aren't a very good negotiator, Shiny. You wanna know why? You got no leverage. Now here's the deal, you let me walk out of here, or I'm gonna slice his fucking neck! Okay?"
>Your horn begins to glow red.
"Negotiation's over."
>Anon grips the pony tighter- a thin cut appearing on his throat as he presses the blade ever tighter.
>"Didn't you hear me!? I'll kill this bastard!"
"Yeah, I heard you hotshot."
>"What?"
"I said, Hotshot."
>The spell locks its target and fires, it strikes the pirate in the head- roasting his brain in an instant.
>He collapses, brain matter spilling out onto the floor, bubbling from the intense heat.

HE IS THE LAW

>>29081311
Yes, I guess you should.
The old thread is still saved on my phone, do you want me to retype all the green that isnt in the pastebin ?

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>>29081547

>>29081547
kek, Good movie choice.

>>29081555
I just updated the pastebin.

>>29081311
> “Anon...”
> Eh?
> “Anooon wake up~”
> You suddenly sat upwards.
> A small feminine giggle was the first thing to greet you.
> The second thing?
> A warm orange glow from the fireplace in front of you.
> With a grunt you rubbed at your temple, looking past the fireplace.
> No crappy rocks?
> No beams whizzing past your face?
> No death at every corner?
> This sucks.
> Not really, you were actually extremely relieved.
> You took a sniff of the air, expecting that dank smell from the cave.
> Instead you were pleasantly surprised by the smell of lilacs.
> “I'm glad you're awake my dear.”
> You turned to the owner of the voice.
> Oh?
> A harem of Mares, Griffons, Women, and much more stared at you expectantly.
> It seemed that every female on the spectrum was in front of you.
> Now this is what the pirates life is for.
> “Let us commence the drunken orgy.”
“Yeah.”
> You nodded your head lightly.
“Yeah! Let's do that girls!”
> You got up from your resting spot, which just so happened to be a towel laid out in front of the fireplace.
> The towel had some faggy looking unicorn with blue hair on it.
> Whatever.
> The orgy must begin!
> Your tongue began to loll out at the prospect of a rather fun night.
> As you began to move towards the giggling harem you couldn't help but notice that something was….off.
> “-non”
> That didn't sound like any of the girls.
> It sounded like some weak surfer dude.
> Hmm?
> “Ignore it.” A large, muscular minotaur grunted.
> You couldn't really tell if it was a boy or girl but honestly at this point no fucks were wiggling themselves into your brain.
“Gladly.”
> “Anon!”
“Ok.”
> You clasped your hands together.
“Stop fucking with me and let's get going eh?”
> One of the mares giggled, drawing your attention to her curvier form.
> You're gonna smash that first.
> You began to giggle like a young schoolboy, moving in on the mare with outstretched arms.

>>29081588
> Her sultry gaze met yours.
> “Anon...”
> That voice again.
> “ANON!”
> Uhg, what is 'personal time'?
> Suddenly the mares face warped, changing into…
> Him.
> Shining Armor.
> “WAKE UP!”

> With a groan you suddenly shot upwards.
> Pain!
> Indescribable pain flared throughout your entire body.
> With a quick groan you sifted in your spot, finding a more comfortable way for you to sit.
> Propped against a…
> You turned back expecting a rock.
> Nope, a log.
> With a sigh you began to look at your situation.
> Instead of the warm glow of the fireplace, the inviting smell of the room, and the phallus hungry semen demons from the harem you were greeted with.
> Shining armor…
> A ...completely fine looking one at that.
> And a shitty fire-pit.
> OH and-
> You took a sniff of the air.
> Ah yes, the smell of your own sweat and fear on top of the lingering smell of the jungle.
> It was like a damp sheet, just always on top of you.
> You turned back to Shining, narrowing your eyes.
“How are you even walking right now?”
> “After we got chased off by my cre….”
> He stopped himself, realizing that they were no longer loyal to him.
> “Anyway, I woke up outside of the cave. You were unconscious, and luckily like my sister I'm very talented with magic.”
“You...healed yourself?”
> He shook his head.
> “Healing spells are a process, something I don't have the time for.”
> You studied him silently.
“So what'd you do?”
> “Uhhh, simplest way I can put it is I managed to restore my body to a previous point before the wound.”
“….”
> You groaned and let your head fall against the log.
“So you get an easy out and I'm stuck feeling like hell.”
> The two of you sat in silence for what felt like forever.
> You were sure it was no more than five minutes.
> Shining looked a little down though, opting to stare at the fire solemnly.
> You watched him from the corner of your eye, noticing that he would flick his eyes to you every once in awhile.

>>29081290
So what is he, Sans? You wanna have a bad time?

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>>29081604
>It's a beautiful day in /mlp/
>Glimfags are shitposting,
>The cucks are crying
>On a board like this
>Shitposters like you
>S H O U L D B E B U R N I N G I N /T R A S H/

>>29081595
Forgot the name.

> Ah…
> Can't play these games.
“If you have a crush on me just say it.”
> “Shut up….it's just… you saved me back there.”
> Suddenly his faced hardened.
> “You did laugh when I went down back there but afterwords…” His face softened once again. “You dragged me out of the cave.”
> You simply grunted in response.
> “...Thank you...Anon.”
> You quirked a brow.
> Hnng…
> He was like a giant stuffed toy though, so hearing that warmed your heart slightly.
“Say… if you can do that computer restoration thing to yourself can you do that to me?”
> You lazily outstretched an arm.
“Kinda feeling like death here.”
> Shining chuckled.
> “I'm afraid I can only do it to myself, once in my life too... Don't worry though, you'll be feeling better after some rest, then we get back up and keep moving..”
> Sounds retarded.
“What the fuck kind of unicorn are you?”
> “An offensive one mostly.”
> You let out a sarcastic laugh.
“What about the old crew?”
> “Lost them back in the cave, but they want us on the island. So assume we're not safe anywhere.”
> Awesome.
> That was sarcasm.
> The next couple of hours was uneventful.
> Shining went off to search for food and water while you sat at the camp and slept.
> And by slept you actually meant huddled into your log with a musket aimed down your sights at all times.
> But while that itself had been a shitty situation he had found some clean water and a couple of birds on his way back.
> Lucky bastard.
> He could eat all the plants he wanted and they would actually taste good.
> And here you were eating birds that somehow had no taste but tasted horrible at the same time.
> By the time the sun went down and nightfall rolled around once more the two of you had snuffed out the fire, being well-fed and quenched of your thirst.
> Your muscles still ached but it was already fading on account that you hadn't moved once all day.

>>29081744
>fighters searching for both of them day and night on a lonely little island
>they make a fire

>>29081744
> You stared up at the night sky, luckily the thick treetops not in the way of this particular area.
> While you couldn't see the moon from where you were you could easily see all the stars dotting the sky this night.
> Shining armor laid across from you, propped against a log of his own and fast asleep.
> He had lost his spear back at the cave but you were sure he would have a death grip on it right now.
> Surprising he hadn't asked you for one of your own weapons.
> You had plenty.
> tck….
> You instantly snapped to attention, ignoring your muscles screaming for rest.
> ….
> ….
> ….
> Must have been nothing.
> With a sigh you fell back onto the log.
> A shower would be nice.
> A couple of drinks at the bar.
> Some wenches and-
> A shiver ran up the base of your spine.
> You couldn't shake the feeling that something was watching you.
> Just...had to get some sleep.
> TCK!
> There it was again.
> Something snapping close to you.
“Alright asshole!”
> The world was a blur as you popped upwards, going from laying down to standing up and pointing the musket in seemingly every direction at once.
> “Nggh...”
> Shining began to shift in his spot.
“Shining.”
> You turned to his laying form.
“Wake up!”
> A low growl caught you attention.
> You swiveled in your spot, the end of the musket pointing towards some thicker part of the jungle that happened to be closer to you.
> You peered at it.
> And two eyes glowered back.
> You took a slow step back, another growl coming from behind you.
> With a curse you turned towards that one.
> “What's going on?”
> Shining took a spot at your back, peering into the jungle just like you were.
“Somethings watching us.”
> A lone howl hung on the night air.
> And all at once a deafening collection of howls rang out.
> And all around you.
> Panic began to grip your mind.
> You found the muskets end swinging left and right.

> Suddenly the area around you was illuminated by a blue hue, the light belonging to none other than Shining himself.
> Timberwolves.
> They were THAT kind of creature.
> Just a general pain in the ass for everybody, they could be found anywhere at anytime as they were just cunning little creatures.
> They kept themselves concealed in the thick foliage of the jungle.
> But you could see their eyes, hungry and focused on you.
> Dozens of yellow eyes stayed focused on the two of you, some darting back and forth amongst the clearing.
> A brown blur darted from the foliage to your left.
> You aimed down on it suddenly.
> BOOM!
> The creatures form exploded, splintering wood erupting in every direction.
> You were already reloading, the process taking much longer due to your weakened state.
> One shitty situation after another.
> You repeated this out loud as you finished loading up.
> Shining stayed silent, watching his end defiantly.
> The two of you stayed like this for…
> You had no idea.
> A little more than an hour definitely.
> But they just kept waiting.
> Waiting for one of you to slip up.
> Waiting for you to look away.
> Waiting for Shining to drop his spell.
> They just waited.
> Time dragged on, the wolves watching patiently as you and Shining kept to a formation.
> A roll of thunder.
> A quick flick of your eyes confirmed it.
> Clouds began to fill the sky.
> You cursed and turned back to the wolves.
> Time dragged on like this for awhile.
> Then eventually it began to rain...heavily.
> The two of you stood in the clearing, the muskets weight bearing down on your already sore arms.
> Sheets of heavy rain poured down on the two of you, drenching you both to the bone but you dared not move nor lower your weapons.
> You just stood like statues, amongst the thunder, lightening, rain.
> Even when the clearing began to flood making just the slightest adjustment of your stance a almost fatal mistake you just watched.
> And waited.

>>29082118
All I can do for tonight, I'll be back on tomorrow day.

>>29081856
:^)

Sorry for the small update tonight but I was caught off guard by this thread, didn't actually think a new thread would be started.

>>29081422
"Ye can't tell me what I can and can't do, ye fancy landlubber princey."
>"You do not speak to a prince like that, you disgusting criminal!"
>Shining Armor was getting in your face after he came aboard your ship, attempting to arrest you
>You're coming with me, rat."
>You swiftly pull out your sword and point it down at Shining's muzzle
>"I'll have you know I was captain of the Canterlot Royal Guard. I am more trained in combat than you could ever imagine."
"Well see about that, Shiny."
>You swing at him, and he dodges
>He tries to tackle you, but you're quick on your feet and stay a safe distance
>Shining gets up and the two of you start circling around each other.
>You wait patiently for him to make the next move, and you know he's waiting too
>His horn begins to glow
>You check your surroundings for anything
>You spot a barrel floating through the air quickly
>It's coming right for you
>Before you can react, you are knocked down on the ground and your vision fades
>The last thing you see is Shining's smug smile spread across his face

>>29082990
>You blink your eyes open
>You have a hell of a headache
>You're in a wooden room, with iron bars on one wall
>There's a window, out into the sea, also blocked by iron bars
>You were caught
>Dammit
>You crawl up and take a peek out the window
>There's a beach, and in the distance you see an enormous mountain with a castle on the side
>Canterlot
>Shit, you were going to get jailed for life
>You frantically search for a way out
>You weren't just going to give up to a life trapped in a dungeon
>Outside your cell is a hallway
>On the wall in a WANTED poster with your name and picture
>"WANTED: ANONYMOUS - DEAD OR ALIVE"
>"Crimes: Thievery, pillaging, mugging, murder suspect"
>"Reward: 10,000 bits"
>There was a knife lodged on your picture, holding the poster up on the wall
>You continue observing for a way to escape
>You check your pockets and sheath
>Shining took your weapons
>You shake the bars back and forth
>They don't budge a single bit
>You hear hoofsteps nearby
>Shining Armor steps into your sight, and looks right at you
>"Justice will be served, you filth."
"Bah! Ye can't keep me here forever. I'll escape and you know it, boy."
>"I don't think so."
>You press you face up to the bars and glare at the same smug expression he gave you when you were bashed in the head
>"See ya."
>He spits on the ground in front of you and dissapears back up the stairs
>What a little shit
>You punch the wooden wall in rage
>It cracks a bit
>There's your escape
>With all your might, you punch and kick the wood
>Not very strong
>You step outside and find yourself in Shining's ship
>That was easy

>>29082999
>Too easy
>Shining must have heard you, because he came dashing down to meet face-to-face with you
>You trade expressions and he's pissed, while you simply grinned
"What'd I tell ye."
>"Oh, you're still going to have to get through ME, pirate."
"Come at me."
>You put up your fists and threw a hearty laugh
>"So you're just taking me on with no weapons?"
"I guarantee I'll beat yer arse, even without me tools."
>"Very well, pirate"
~~~
>You and Shining are standing on opposite sides of the deck
>Neither of you take your eyes off each other
>The two of you are ready to rumble
>The only sound is the creaking of the ship
>You charge right for him
>He stands his ground
>You jump over Shining, and pin him down
>You throw harsh blows, but he's talented and reacts in the blink of an eye
>He headbutts you, and you roll across the deck, while keeping your grip on him
>You slap him across the face
>He magically picks up a plank off the ground
"Not this time, landlubber!"
>You roughly slam him down
>This disrupts the magic, and the plank falls to the floor
>He pushes you off and you stumble back on loose feet
>Shining wipes blood from his nose
>"You haven't won yet, bastard."

>>29083012
>He sprints after you and you step aside
>He crashes into a barrel and is stunned
>You take this chance to escape as fast as your legs can take you
>Celestia's sun shines brightly over the ship and gleams off the sea
>Your weapons are leaning over on a barrel
>You swipe them and sheath your sword and gun
>There's an escape raft hanging off the deck
>You hop inside the raft and unsheath your sword
>Shining Armor comes up from the lower floors, and scowls at you
"Nothing personnel, kid."
>You chop the ropes holding the raft up and you plunge into the sea
>The raft lands with a tremendous splash
"Remember this day as the day you almost caught captain Anon E. Mouse!"
>You burst into roaring laughter
>"YOU MAY HAVE ESCAPED THIS TIME, BUT SOON, JUSTIICE WILL BE SERVED!"
>A satisfied smirk curls upon your face
>You float away into the sea
>You're not going to be defeated
>At the very least, not this easily

>>29083021
>You, as Anonymous, were an adventurous and determined fellow.
>Ever since you showed up in Equestria, ponies feared you
>They thought you were just another monster from the Everfree forest
>You left ponyville and traveled out onto the high seas, raiding villages with your crew
>Your crew consisted of other creatures, feared by ponykind
>A lone changeling, who hadn't been reformed
>He was fierce, clever, and was out for revenge on ponies for taking his home
>His name is Farignix
>A griffon, only looking for treasure and riches.
>She was agile, stubborn, and well-known among other pirates
>Her name is Alida
>And finally, a unicorn, who was raised in the dark alleyways of Canterlot, and learned to use many weapons, but mainly stuck with using explosives and knives
>She's an optimistic adventurer and is talented in alchemy
>Her name is Merrilee
>And then there was you, captain Anonymous, or Anon for short
>Though you did like when you were called 'captain'
>You and your crew stuck together, at least for the most part
>You had went out on a mission to get resources, but got caught by Shining on the way back to your crew's base
>But now you were off to find your ship and sail back to your original destination

>>29083026
>You checked around in the raft
>All that was there were a couple paddles, some rope, and a net
>You picked up the paddle, sat down, and began to paddle
>You moved the paddle around in the water, pushing you through the waters
>You did this until Shining Armor's ship dissapeared on the horizon
>You put the paddle down and sighed
>Nothing but dark seas around
>The sunset cast a palette of warm colors over the skies
>Your eyes get heavy after the long day
>A little nap wouldn't hurt
>You lie down and rest your head down on the wooden bench of the raft and drift off into sleep
>You show up standing in the middle of your ship at midnight
>A cool stream of air breezes by, and suddenly the moon starts to glow
>A blue figure soars down from the sky and lands right in front of you
>"Greetings, Anonymous."
>"I see you've successfully escaped one of our best fighters."
"Aye, that's true."
>She stares you down
>"You and your crew's crimes will not be forgotten. I know the most personally about you and your crew."
>"You will not raid another village, you will not mug another pony, and you will not commit another crime."
"Aye, I don't think so. That's me job, princess."
>You stare at Luna, and she stares you
>"When I found your first dream when you slept in the Everfree Forest, I did not fear you."
>"I understood you, and hoped you learned to make peace with the ponies."
>"But now look at you. Turning into a criminal."
>"Do you not feel regret?"
"Hmmm."
"Nah, the pirate life's good for me."
>Luna gazes upon you, disapointed
>"Goodnight, Anon."
"G'night princess."
>She disappears into the moon
>You are then suddenly and violently shook awake

>>29083034
>You awaken in a fright, and you frantically look around
>You see a light red unicorn with a yellow mane
>Merrilee
>She's grinning cheek-to-cheek
>"Hey wakey wakey, sleepyhead!"
"Don't wake me up like that, Merri, ya spazzy lil' mate."
>"Whoops! Sorry to startle you cap'n!"
>She lets out a bubbly giggle
>"Come on over!"
>She motions to another raft next to yours, and in the darkness, a Merrilee's ship is afloat in the inky waters
>You get up and crawl into the other raft, and she follows you in
>She levitates a paddle up and rows the boat to the ship
>You pick up a paddle and start rowing, as well, through the murky sea
That's all for now. I'm not a very fast writer, but there's still a lot I can do with this.

>>29081290
bump

>>29083051
>lurking mode:on

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>>29081290
>mfw people liked my thread idea
it feels good man

>>29083051
>It's pitch black, the only light coming from the moon and the stars of the night sky, and a lantern on the floor of Merrilee's barge
>"So Farignix sent me out to look for you. You don't usually take this long on missions!"
"I was caught by that fancy boy, Shining. Not much 'a fight fer someone who's captain of the Canterlot Royal Guard."
>"You beat Shining Armor?"
>She gives off an astonished face
>"But he's the most powerful soldier, now prince in Equestria!"
"Hm. Maybe he wasn't feelin' it."
"I know the boy could'a done better."
>"Okay, cap'n. Whatever you say."
>You and Merri close in on the ship
>She drops a paddle and picks up a ladder
>You drop your paddle and stand up in the raft
>She props the ladder up on the side of her ship
>She climbs up onto the deck, and you come up behind
"Alright, Merri, we've got to find me ship. All the resources were there."
>"Can do, 'Nonny."
>She goes up to the steering wheel of the ship
>A pink aura forms around her horn and an arrow appears
>The pink arrow points-
>You take out your compass
"West!"
>Merrilee takes the wheel and spins it around so that the ship is facing west
>"Here we go!"
>The sails are lowered, and the ocean winds carry her ship to your own
>She goes down the stairs and goes into a room on the deck
>"I'm going to bed now, there's another bedroom down the hall."
>She skips in through the door
>You go out into your own bedroom
>The night is quiet, exceptions being waves crashing against the ship and the footsteps of your boots
>You creak open the door, and go in
>You pile yourself on the bed near the wall
>Time for a good night's rest

PiratesandSoldiers poating from phone.

Im afraid I got caught up in busy work today as I will be making a move soon. So there wont be any green from me today unless I finish way earlier than thought.

Also>>29084735
Enjoying the story so far, got a paste mate?

>>29084843
I don't have a pastebin, but I'll make one. I'm a new to writefagging, but I'm glad you're enjoying it so far.

>>29084735
>After a short-lived nap, you awake
>The morning sun shines in through porthole
>You roll out of your bed, and go out to find your ship, beached on an island
>"Who took your ship?" you wonder
>You observe the island closely
>There are several figures moving around the beach
>There's a band of pirates raiding your ship!
"MERRI, WE'VE GOT SOME BILGE RATS SWIPIN' ME SHIP!"
>The look over at you and run deep into the forest
>Merri yawns and appears behind you
>"W-w-who?"
"THAR BE A RAID OVER AT ME SHIP!"
>"Your ship's being raided!"
>"Well we need to get over there rght now!"
>She dashes down to the lower deck and comes back up with a variety of weapons
>Bombs, knives, and guns
>She smiles and hands you a couple bombs
>"Let's teach some fellas a lesson!"
>You unsheathe your sword and hold it high above your head
"ONE PIRATE TO ANOTHER-YER A BEDRAGGLED TAR STAIN!"
>The other pirates come over, rolling cannons up to the beach
>"FIRE"
>The light the fuse, and a cannonball flies past your head at a dangerous speed, giving you an adrenaline rush
>You jump out and swim up to the beach, and Merrilee charges through the water and up to the pirates
>She throws bombs and knives, and their cannons are destroyed
>You sneak past the pirates, as Merri fights them off
>You find their hideout, and one pirate is hiding your loot
>You swing your sword and he dodges, to pull out a small knife of his own
>You laugh at his tiny choice of a weapon
>A knife like that can't do anything in the slightest
>He attempts to stab you in the side
>You disarm him in a flick of your sword, and you cut his face
>He steps back and hold his face
>You escape down the entrance to their hideout
>You hear explosions and gunfire from above, and hope Merrilee is doing well

>>29084937
>The hideout is dark, and the only light is coming off of the torches on the walls
>You're searching for where those pirates had been storing your loot
>There's a room full of your supplies
>They're all in barrels, and you go right on inside
>You need to hold this area, and wait for Merrilee to come down
>Hoofsteps come closer and louder
>"THERE YOU ARE!"
>The pirate stallion pounces on you
>He punches you with his hooves, as you try to block the blows and escape his defense
>You roughly push him over, and you pull out your flintlock
>You aim it at the pirate's leg, and squeeze the trigger
>The gun fires off and hits the stallion's leg
>He drops to the ground in pain
>You hear more hoofsteps coming down
>You ready your cutlass, prepared for another battle
>A light red unicorn comes skidding down the hallway, with battle scars over her body
>"You alright Anon? I heard gunfire!"
"I be fine, though this drunken scally wag ain't."
>"Good to hear. Hey, there are still some ponies out there to be taken care of."
"Get the barrels and bring 'em to me ship. I'll fight these rat eatin', black toothed, crab infested, blistering sea dogs!"
>"Okay, on it, cap'n!"
>Merrilee takes the barrels and magically moves them up and out the pirate's refuge
>You hold your cutlass out in front of you
>Any sea rat that touches you or Merrilee, will be a dead pony
>Merrilee carries the barrels to the ship, while you look out for the rest of the pirates on the island
>She makes several runs back and forth, and you follow her
>On the way back for the last barrel, a sudden sharp pain goes into your arm
"AAUGH"
>The cold blade is removed, and you turn around quickly
>There's a pony with an ice-cold stare focused on you
>Merrilee runs down from your ship, and finds you holding your bleeding arm
>>29084843
Alright, I made a paste! There's also a short green I wrote for the "Anyone wish they had a pony mom?" thread in there.
http://pastebin.com/u/PirateAnon

>>29085301
>Merrilee runs down from your ship, and finds you holding your bleeding arm
>"Anon, what happened! You get shanked or somethin'?
>She gasps and sees the stallion holding a machete
>The pirate swings at you, and gashes you across the chest
>Merri bashes into the stallion and in a swift move, decapitates the assassin
>His head rolls over the sand, and his body falls to the ground
>"Phew, that was close. Are you alright? There's a deep cut in your arm and chest!"
"I, I'll be fine"
>You tread across the beach and climb up to the ship
>"I'm a good medic, go to your bedroom, and I'll fix you up!"
>You step onto the deck, and go straight to your bedroom, holding your chest
>You take off your bloodstained coat, and lie in bed
>Merrilee appears in the doorway
>"I'll be back with medical supplies from my ship, okay?"
"A-, alright."
>She bounces away from the door and you close your eyes, breathing heavily

>>29085311
>You lie there quietly, pain striking across your chest and in your arm
>You fall asleep after several minutes of this
>...
>You wake up and Merrilee is standing over you
>Your torso is covered in bandages, as well as your arm
>"That was a pretty deep cut in you, but you'll be fine now."
>"Here, take this healing solution I brewed up."
>She levitates a cup of thick, red, fluid.
>You take it and gulp the drink down
>It stings your throat for a moment, but it then cools down and soothes your body
>The areas where you were wounded get numb
>You relax back in the bed
>"I'll be departing my ship soon, so hope you get well quick!"
"Aye."
>She leaves and goes back to her own ship
>You sit up straight and grab your coat
>You set foot on the wooden floor
>You stumble out onto the deck, and climb the stairs up to the top floor
>You grab hold of the wheel and take out a map and compass from your pocket
>Your crew's base was Northeast of your current position
>You spin the wheel and lower the sails
>You look over at Merrilee's ship, and she does the same
>The two of you sail into the late afternoon seas

>>29086012
>You arrive at the docks at sunset
>You drop anchor and step down from the wheel
>Merrilee follows behind and stops at the dock
>You let down a ladder and climb down onto the wooden land
>You and Merri go into the village that housed your crew's hideout
>Pirates like you and Merri were welcome here, without worrying about getting caught
>You walk up behind a tavern, to find a small hatch hidden in a bush
>You lift it open, and jump in
>Merrilee comes down with you
>The underground base was where your crew lived
>Sitting at a table was Farignix and Alida, playing cards
>They spot you and Merilee
>"Sssso you found the captain? Good work."
>"Did you get all of the supplies?"
"I was on me way back, but that fancy landlubber Shining Armor caught me."
"I beat that princy boy and was on me way out."
>"I rescued him out of a raft, and took him on my raft."
>"We found Anonymous' ship beached on an island, being raided by another gang of pirate ponies."
>"They were no match, but Anon got a deep cut."
>"He's healed now, and we savaged the resources on Anon's ship."
>Farignix and Alida smile at each other
>"Well done, Anonymous and Merrilee. That was a close call. While you two were away, I me and Farignix went out to get some bits."
>"And by 'get' I mean we robbed this one cheap town, not too far."
"So we be good on stock?"
>"Yep."
"Well then."
"I be out to bring in the loot."
>You climb up the hatch, get back to the ship, and carry barrels back to the hideout
>The sun sets over the horizon, and the setting gets quieter and cooler as day turns to night
>You bring in the last barrel into the shelter late at night
>You go inside and make your way to your room to take a nap after these past couple days

>>29086576
>>29086576
I'm enjoying it. keep it up, man.

>9

>>29087517

>>29086576
>You show up lying on a barge, floating in the sea
>Like the night before, Luna floats down and hovers above you
>"Having fun with your gang of murderers and thieves?"
>She glares at you
"It's not fun when yer chest's chopped with a machete
>"Don't you think you've had enough of this?"
>"As some friends once taught me, even the worst people can change."
"I don't think so, lil' miss."
>"Please. Be good, you have plenty of potential."
>"You have potential. You can change. Same goes for your crew."
"Thar be no going back now. I'm wanted by every damn pony in Equestria."
>"I'm trying my hardest to convince you to change. Please, just no more. I've been trying to help your crew, but"
>"They just ignored me."
>"You can do it, and I know it."
>"I've had enough of you, your crew, all the other criminals in Equestria like you."
>You lay there in silence
>The waves of the sea move calmly
>Luna is still looking down at you
>She made you think, but you knew there was no going back from here
>You had a life of adventure and crime as a pirate
>You wanted to finally convince her that you would stay a pirate, but she didn't change her mind
>She kept her faith in you, even after all of your crimes
>You actually felt bad about letting her down like this
>You genuinely felt regret for once

>>29081290
Before you do that, how about I suck your fat horsecock?

>>29081290
>"Anon, I can't let you continue on being a pirate, come back to Canterlot quietly and I might be able to at least get you a life sentence"
I'll only accept if it's your personal rape dungeon, you sexy stud.

>>29088280

THE BUMP.

>>29088926
>You wake up
>Walking up to the door, you hear a loud crash
>You kick the wooden door open and look out for what made the noise
>An unrecognizable pony wearing a hood was carrying a bag up the hatch
>Another pirate looking to steal from your crew's stash?
>You grab your sword and run after the pony
>They quickly disappear up to the surface
>You're not going to let this bastard get away
>You leap up after them
>They're fast, and you try to catch up
>You take a knife out of your pocket and fling it at the thief
>It misses them, and they run faster
>They escape your view into a snowy forest
>You search up and down for the pony
>A faint mumble sounds from deep into the sea of trees
>You investigate the source of the mumble
>There's a cramped entrance to a cave on the edge of the forest
>You get on your hands and knees and crawl inside
>There's a hallway with an open door at the end
>You creep over to the door
>You peer inside
>The pony from before was putting the bag into a crate
>They look back behind them, in your direction
>In the blink of an eye, you hide behind a wall
>You hear a sword being unsheathed
>You whip out your own cutlass
>The pony comes out and spots you
>The pony was a stallion with a white coat and blue mane
>Shining Armor
>"Oh. It's you."
>He points his blade up to your chin
>"One more move and your dead"
>You remove his weapon away from your face with your sword
"Ah, yer no match. We've been through this already."
>He pins your down with a hoof and levitates his sword down to your head
>You try to kick him off, but he continues holding you down
>Farignix come up behind him, out from the door, and pushes Shining Armor aside onto the floor
>You get back up off the floor and attack Shining
>He rolls under you and trips you
>Farignix headbutts and bites at him
>You grab Farignix and run out of the cave
>On the was back, Faragnnix explains what happened
>"They captured Alida and Merrilee during the night!"
"They did, did they?"

>>29091701
>Yessss, and now they're getting a life ssssentencccce!
"We need to get 'em back before they be thrown into the dungeon!"
>You go into the hideout and grab some weapons from Merri's room and bits from Alida's stash
"This'll be what we're goin' to work with and get 'em back with."
>"Well then. Off we go then."
>You, the human, and Farignix, the changeling, were off onto a journey to rescue the captured half of your crew

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>>29081290
Just try and stop me. I won't stop until I'm the King of Pirates!

>>29091706
>You make your way back to the cave where you found Farignix
>Through the entrance, you and Farignix go into the room
>Both Shining Armor and the crate were missing
>He must've taken them somewhere
>You ponder where he could've taken
>"He must've taken them to hisss ship!"
"Aye, ye must be right!"
>You two run off across the forest and to the docks
>A cloaked figure was departing
>There's Shining
"We've got to get to me ship."
>You climb up onto the deck of your ship, raise the anchor, and Farignix comes up behind you
>You lower the sails
>Your ship leaves the docks and you're off into the seas
>Shining's ship is just already off into the distance
>He's got a faster ship
>You take this time to devise a plan with Farignix

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>>29093906
"I think it be time to plan what we think we're goin' to do to save our crew."
>You know Farignix is a great planner, having very much experience with stealth missions
>He nods and you go into the lower deck
>You two sit at a table with a map of Equestria on it
>He studies the map closely
"So we be here."
>You take a tack and mark your location, in the Luna Bay
>"That Shining boy mussst be going either through the Undiscovered west, or taking a train through Vanhoover"
>"He most likely saw our ship, and is suspicious of us, and will try to lose us in the wessst."
"So we'll be off into the Undiscovered west, eh?"
>"That'sss true."
>"Though there's a reason why it's the 'undissscovered west."
>"No pony has ever dared to go in there!"
"Shining Armor is a persistent landlubber, so I'm sure he's just as determined and brave as I."
>You stand up and go over to look through a porthole
>You grab a telescope leaned up against the wall, and look through it out the window
>You focus on Shining's ship and he's at the wheel, with his own map open
>He spins the wheel and his ship turns around in some direction
>You check your compass for where he's headed
>South
>He looked forward, and steps down from the wheel
"Aye. The princey be headin' down for the Undiscovered west."
>"It looks like we're in for a dangerousss journey into the unknown."
>"Not even I know enough about that place to plan ahead."
>And so the two of you were out to prepare for the unexpected

>>29093914
>Be Merrilee
>These last couple days sure were a blur
>You go out to save the captain, then you beat up a bunch of pirates raiding your captain's ship, and now you get captured by the prince of the Crystal Empire!
>You're stuck in a cramped crate, with Alida
>Farignix escaped when you were being thrown into the crate to get help from captain Anonymous
>That little shit, Shining Armor took your weapons, so what could you do? Nothing!
>But hey, staying optimistic is a big thing of yours
>You remain confident that you and Alida can escape
>She already punched a small hole in the crate, and is trying to unlock the crate
>You remember you smuggled a knife in your mane!
>You take it out and hand it to Alida
"Oh hey, can you try anything with this?"
>"Sweet, a blade. This might work."
>She hold out the knife and you hear the lock being opened
>With the sound of the lock dropping on the floor, you kick open the top
>Freedom!
"FRE-"
>Alida covers your mouth with her bird hand
>"Shhhh."
"Yeah."
>She points to the door over on the other side of the room
>You creep open the door and go through
>Alida goes sprints forward and looks out a porthole
>You take a look too
>There's nothing but the sea outside
>You were taken on Shining Armor's ship?
>Yep. You were taken out to the ocean alright.
>You have to assume the guy was taking you to Canterlot to rot n a dungeon cell
>Like that's going to happen.
>You sneak up the stairs to the top deck
>You look outside the ship
>No sign of the fella.
>You climb up and feel the cold air send chills across your skin
>You run up to the wheel, and find a map up there
>You take the map and open it
>There's a path marked from the Luna bay, down the Undiscovered west, and over to Canterlot
>Why would he go through the west?
>Who knows what's there.
>Out of the corner of your eye, you see something off into the distance
>It faintly resembles a ship

>>29095262
>That could be Anon and Farignix!
"Hey Alida! Check this out!"
>"Yeah, what's up?"
"This map says we're headed to the Undiscovered west, and Anon's ship is over there!"
>You point over to the ship
>"Hmm."
>"Seems like Shining's trying to get them lost on the voyage through the west."
>A stallion comes up from the lower deck
>There's Shining
"Hide!"
>You jump into a convenient barrel, and hope Alida finds a good hiding spot
>Hoofsteps continue for several minutes, then fade out
>You peek out of the barrel
>He's gone back down
>You hop out, and look for Alida
"Pssst, Alida? You there anywhere?"
>Another barrel falls over and Alida falls out onto the deck
>"I'm here."
>You giggle and sneak back down to the lower deck
>You hide back in a room downstairs
>You weren't sure where to go now, Anon and Farignix were too far away, and Shining Armor was out for you and Alida
>Only time can tell

>>29095267
>Be Captain Anonymous
>You had been spying on Shining's ship, and you saw two new figures roaming around
>They had to have been Alida and Merrilee
>But how could they have escaped?
>Shining could have caught them, and they would have been done for
>You go back to deliver the news to Farignix
>You find him sitting at the table with the map, reading a book
>You had taught him to read soon after he came to join your crew long ago
"Merri and Alida escaped and now they be out and about on the ship!"
>"They escaped?"
>He puts his book down
>"I know Alida's good at unlocking things and hiding, and Merrilee's a skilled fighter, but Shining Armor still might catch them!"
>This was still a possibility
>While you could take on Shining with no weapons, it would be difficult for Merrilee and Alida to fight him off
>You go back up the stairs to check Shining Armor's ship one more time before bed
>The sun was setting, and no creature was to be found on the other ship
>You go back to your room and lie on the bed
>Time for another dream

>>29097698
>This happened every dream
>You're somewhere in Equestria, Luna comes down, and tells you to stop being a pirate
>The moon shines brighter and here comes Luna
>"Off on a journey to get your crew back, hm?"
"Aye."
>"While I appreciate you sticking up for your friends, they are not the friends to be out for."
>You were offended at this
"They be me crew."
"And I will save me crew no matter the costs."
>"Tell me Anonymous. Does your crew truly care for you?"
"Of course they do. They will save me as I will for them."
>"Well best of luck on your trip.", she mumbles
>She nods and flies back up
>"Just remember."
>"You can change."
>She was less stubborn to get you to stop, but still desired you to become more like a friend, rather than an enemy, to Equestria
>Maybe she even started to grow fond of you
>She leaves your dream, and you wake up
>The sun hasn't risen yet, and it was still dark out
>You look outside your room's porthole
>Atop the horizon was land
>There was the Undiscovered west