>Breaks into your house.
>"I'm stealing your waifu for myself."
How do you react?
>>29079045
DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA
>>29079045
>>29079045
fite me
>>29079055
>>29079082
>>29079086
>Is too fast
>"I'll be leaving with your waifu now."
>>29079131
TAKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>29079131
heh...kid...
*disappears in fog*
>>29079137
>You miss
>"I'll be stealing your car too so I can get away faster."
>>29079146
ILL GET YOU THIS TIME
>>29079045
>unshiets ktana
>slices the christian sheeps throats in pieces
>"this isnt about you, sweetheart, its about me"
>*diapers in fog*
>>29079158
>>29079167
>Dodges
>"Sorry fella, gonna be taking your waifu to my secret hideout."
YATATATATATATATATATATAI have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet.
>>29079195
>Outsmarts bullets
>"No hard feelings, but I'm gonna Netflix and chill with your waifu now that I'm at my hideout."
"Which one?"
>proceed to look at unfortunate robber going on "m-muh only one waifu" rant and dying to butthole overheat
>>29079045
Swiper, no swiping!
>>29079234
That looks comfy as fuck.
>>29079234
OP you fucker, you're like that one kid that changes the rules of the game so that he always wins
This is why you waifu a sorceress that can hold her own. Id just let her fight the burglar
>>29079351
This