>after a long day of work you made your way home to see your

>>29075846
I lean in, a faint smile upon my face, and hide another shitty thread

Tell that bitch to get my real waifu back.

disgusting

>>29075852
>>29075906
I don't see the problem here. She got ">le hooves" you're so desperately wanting and you won't even bother to give her a chance. Shame.

Not my waifu, not worth shit.

>>29076018
You clearly have no idea how a waifu works.

>>29075846
She´s probably the only fuckable of the bunch.Maybe with the Kraut deer.
When does will she grow wings?

>>29076018
I hope you dont take the >nohooves shitpost seriously.

Who?

>>29076054
>I hope you dont take the >nohooves shitpost seriously
On a board like /mlp/, I wonder sometimes.

>>29075846
I agree and play along until I get her in my bedroom, where I use violence against her to get my beloved back or know how to.

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>>29075846
>Implying she could beat my waifu

>>29076054
>no hooves shitposts
What shitposts? Most of us like hooves

>>29075846
>tfw oleander is my waifu already
Hum, no offense babe, but how did you went to another dimension unscratched and say you are taking your own place? Unless...... Snatcher!!!

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>>29075871
>>29076022
>>29076498
>"Love me!"

>>29075846
>Look down on this weird-ass horse
"Erm...Who the fuck are you? What's a "waifu"? And, how the fuck did you get into my fucking flat?!"
>Weird pone gives you a puzzled look, before whipping out her phone and checks out her victim's details
>"Are you Anon Y Mous of apartment 6a?"
>You shake your head
"No, I'm Frank Benedict of apartment 5f. The schmuck is two doors the other way"
>Weird pone curses under her breath
>"Apologies, mortal. But, if you're not Anon, then whose waifu I sent to the deepest, darkest pits of Hell?"
>You take a moment to think
"Was this "waifu" a fat greasy fuck, with a dandruff problem and a body oder issue?"
>Pone nods
"Ah...That would be my shitty flatmate, Gavin..."

>Meanwhile, in the deepest, darkest pits of Hell
>"I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS!!!!"
>Running across the never-ending pool of unspeakable filth and darkness is a fat and greasy man in his late twenties, wearing tanktop and sweat pants, being chased by sex-crazed furries in grotesque animal suits
>"HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!"
>"YIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFF!!!!!"

>"I see..."
>You nod
>"...Shall I bring him back?"
>You shake your head
"Nah, the apartment smells better with him gone. Which means that I need a new flatmate. Interested?"
>Weird pone considers your offer
>"What do I have to do?"
"Pay your half of the rent and bills, do your bit to keep the place half presentable, and we'll get along just fine."
>Weird pone materialises a huge fucking bag of gold coins out of some weird dimension, and plunks it in your hands
>You almost fell to the floor from the sheer weight!
>"There, is that enough?"
>You give weird pone a big grin
"Definitely...By the way, I didn't catch your name?"
>Weird pone offers you her forehoof
>"I am known as Orlander..."
>You take the hoof, and give it a good, firm shake
>"Welcome to 5f, Orrie"
>Orlander smiles

>>29077430
Frank and Orlander whacky adventure as roommate green when?

>>29077496
Who knows, but i want more

>>29075846
Scream, cry and repeatedly punch and destroy everything out of emotional affect.

>>29075846
>rape

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>>29076054
Smugdeer is, like, SO the number one option as far as fuckability is concerned

>>29075846
I want to eat out that ass.