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Now stop eeeeeeeeing
Also second
Eeee~
>>29068798
Oh no, Tulip was clumsy again and she walked into her mom when she was enjoying morning breeze! Tulip, u so clumsy!
>>29068776no, must eeeee
>>29068713
>It's always the talentless art thief who knows how to use photoshop and change color on existing art that makes the new thread
>Every single time
Are you just desperate for attention? Or is there another reason?
>Almost entirely made up by the fandom
>So desperate for their OCs to have that edgy look and being able to suck blood that they claimed Luna's guards had fangs for the longest time, even though they clearly did not when they appeared in both the show and the comics
>Entire thread is filled with a ton of circlejerking over memes and more batmemes
>eeeeeeeeeeeee
>kekekek
This entire general really is pure autism.
>>29068851YYYYYY
>>29068959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opOTMOwndr8
good night /bat/
>>29069072
>>29069072
it's not time to be asleep
I'm going to sleep too!
>>29069122
Both bats are cute
>>29070028
Just imagine how happy he's now
>tfw you will never have a tiny foal as a pet
>tfw the foal will never cuddle up to you
>tfw you will never fall asleep with him on your chest
>tfw you will never nurse a little foal
>tfw you will never pet it to sleep
>tfw you will never run into it's bedroom to soothe it from it's nightmares
>tfw you will never feel like a parent of a bat
>tfw you will never enjoy watching kids shows with your little foal
>thisreallybothersme.jpg
>>29070117
I think I'd feel bad for treating a foal as a pet. But still cute.
>>29070155
You assholethanks for reminding me I'm out of cigarettes
>>29070185
>responding to an obvious bait
leave that autist alone
>>29070193
>Nuke is pissed because we don't talk about his OCs
>he shitposts about bats we like
>>29070202
He hasn't been posting here for ages. Nor is he shit posting. All he does is commission commissions of his pony getting fucked.and we lost OTPL to moth
>>29070293
>He hasn't been posting here for ages. Nor is he shit posting. All he does is commission commissions of his pony getting fucked.
we're all going to believe that
>and we lost OTPL to moth
moth thread is dead
The crotch is just an armpit but with legs
Also an ashtray
Leiffer-san, please update your pastebin
Voo is dood
Cutest lewd fillies.
>>29070469
This is amazing.
>>29070786
Please place them next to Whoopsy Whoop
>>29070293
>and we lost OTPL to moth
sorry I unintentionally made her lose interest in whimsy a little.
>>29071249
[muffled sounds of stealing Whimsy]
Ha, now she is my prisoner, I'm going to tickle her wing membranes and suck wingclaws
>>29070117
I want all thatexcept with a fillyWho enjoys the collar a bit too much
>>29070436
An attempt will be made later today
>>29070469
Kek naughty pony
>>29070469
Dear Vee, you'll change your mind when you realize it's not a shaver, but a vibrator.
Contemporary rustic art bat ponies
>>29072801
>>29072823
Whelp. That was fast
>>29071089
What happens in the lewd bat bucket stays in the lewd bat bucket
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, son
>>29073027
it's quite long time when I saw a pic with her
>>29073027
sporty butt
tfw no dick
>>29074059
tfw a dick
Hey Batdesu I want to pet Love Bites butt, can I pet his butt? Pretty please?
>>29074435
Hey, stand in line, buddy, I want to pet is butt too
>>29074059
I want to make LoveBites for Source Filmmaker but his mane / tail model doesnt exist. D:
Anyone here have experience with Blender?
>>29074496
I tried it 8 years ago, it was painful
>>29074496
I once broke one with ice while making a smoothie
Send nudes to BatLover69
>>29074986
pls no lick thristers it makes them too excited
>>29074990
A tender moment
>>29074059
Put a dick on himand in him
>>29076076
Will add a benis but first I must finish a commission
Lewd filly and lewd colt
It's cold outside.
>>29073027
Sorry its been a while, but I've got some new ideas going, hopefully soon-ish I'll have an updated mini story of minor tweaks to her personality and character, pic related.
>>29077047
[muffled Jackass song playing]
>>29076974
She looks like she is implying warming up together in the bedroom style
>>29076787
It's all fun and games Ivy until you find yourself getting dicked brainless and finding yourself wanting to be his personal cum dump slut for life
>>29077757
>Ivy
>his
U dun goofd
She's more a tease and mischievous filly
>>29077854
So both of those ponies are fillies?
>>29078104
Colt on the left, filly on the right
Mosina is soft
Need more dizzy
>>29078900
What if I pick her up and carry around?
>>29078833
Obrez
>>29078943
Why u squished Mosina
>>29078900
D'aww she's like Pom Pom's lewd niece or somthin.
>>29079000
>Pom Pom is blind
>her lewd niece makes exhibitionist pranks
>she sticks her butt in front of Pom Pom
>>29078988Obrez.
>>29079051
>"I can smell what you are doing"
"But how does that even work?"
Pastebin has been updated with random Daylyl extras, should have gotten all of them into the paste but might have missed one or two short ones since I write these at two different computers and don't keep track
>>29079117
>The next day Pom Pom is seen walking Dizzy with a leash and collar.
>>29079262
Thanks, I think I archived all of your stories to our dropbox
>>29079275
>SeeingEeeHorse
>>29079275
Dizzy is a dog now...
I'm fine with that
>>29079668
She is a bat
>>29079668
>tfw no pet play with a fillytfw no reverse pet play with a filly
>>29079879
Dizzy is a guide bat
>>29079879
Awww cute
>Anon tries taking Dizzy for a walk after seeing how easy it was for Pom Pom.
>She constantly pulls on the leash and moans.
>Calls him "Master" infront of everyone.
>Sniffs other ponies butts.
>Authorities called after she growled and bit another filly.
>Anon arrested for forcible restraint of a minor.
>You are blueberry...
>And you're doing,nothing really,it's just another usual day of your life
>A beautiful spring day at that,but that's not relevant.
>Which is probably not something you keep track off,as usually you're too busy having sex around
>With your colt friend of course,the last incident with that filly totally doesn't count.
>Right...
>You get on your hooves and walk outta your room over to the living room,greeting your mom
>"Morning mom!"
"Oh,good morning blue,you seem happy today,that's good!"
>"Well,yeah had a good rest,and stuff,it does make a filly happy ya know."
"Of course,i assume you'll be hanging out with sandstone today as well,just don't skip school you two
"I know you did it once!"
>You blush,clearly embarrassed "W-well,it was b-because of important stuff.."
>"Yeah,like fucking each others brains silly?"
>"Nawt,nawt true at all!"
>Your mom chuckled heartily
"Don't worry i'm not accusing you sweetie,just teasing a bit."
>You blush profusely so "G-geesh mom.."
"Come on now,get ready,you don't want to miss school today,do you?"
>"No!,of course not!,it's important for my education!",you exclaim
"Good,good,sandstone should be waiting for you right outside the door,you two can walk together,go now."
>You nod and exit your house,it was a warm day sunny in ponyville ,you basked in warmth,enjoying the sunlight,a bit too much for a bat..bats in hollow shades would probably give you a weird look.
>You were too busy with that to notice sandstone,and he's boop your snootle,forcing you into a scrunch,you'd quickly shift your gaze to him
"Hiya blue!,why so outta it?"
>You giggle-snort "Pffts,hey silly,i was just,thinkin' bout something
"Ye,sure well come on,let's walk to school together,it's about that time anyways!"
>You nod happily,and trot off towards ponyville playground,school hasn't started just yet,you maybe had half an hour
>"Aight,aight,wanna get something to eat?"
"Not really hungry at moment,we can go eat during the break."
>"Well,let's go see what others are up to"
>And with that,you and sandstone walk over to the playground,you two greet your friends and play hide and seek for a while
>Until the school bell interrupts you,as usual you'd calmly walk with sandstone indoors,not too excited about school
>It wasn't really a bad thing,but not something you absolutely loved or something.
>You trot off into the classroom,and seat yourself down,second table next to the window,you enjoyed the fresh air,sandstone was right next to you,you wouldn't let him get far away
>Can't risk having him run off!,not that he would of course,but he was yours!
>Two of you very probably the only couple that stuck together,as far as you know
>There might of been another colt and a filly together,but that's a mystery to you,at least in your class
>The two of you however did pay attention to class,not lazing your asses out
>You were rather eager to learn,even though the things they taught you here,likely wouldn't be useful to you as a bat,as the school system in hollow shades is..different
>Or so your mommy speaks,she's showing you general bat skill,like how to locate yourself using the natural night sight
>She never wanted you to become weak you had to be a strong little bat,just like yer mommy would want,and dad too of course.
>You'd poke sandstone,to which he'd simply put a hoof on your mouth to shush you up,pointing his hoof at teacher,he didn't want to end up in trouble
>You however were a little mischief causer!,nawh you were a good girl,and you kept your mouth shut
>You'd only grumble a bit and pay attention for the rest of the class.
>Not that it was too interesting,you were given an assingment to draw a pony you liked the most,most would likely draw their mothers or family
>You however would end up drawing sandstone,and he'd end up drawing you,you sort of used to do this every time you had to do an assignment in pair
>Like,asked what do you like the most about the pony next to yourself,or your friends,you'd of course,write a story of things you loved about your coltfriend
>And he'd likely do the same for you,special little relationship you two had,even after being together for,well,closer to a year now
>You tried not to lose yourself in happy thoughts too much,after all you did have things to do,like pay attention in class
>Which truthfully you had issues with,not that it affected your academic success...too much
>You'd write down what was needed for the next few minutes,awaiting the ever so slow bell ring
>You'd mess around with sandstone,but in school he was always a good boy,and yet he could certainly be devilish outside
>A good ten minutes,but what seemed like eternity to you,the bell finally rang,you were going to get something to eat,could of gotten over the trouble earlier,but sandstone was being a little shit,and refusing to eat before school
>You'd walk out of the classroom and close the door behind,as you were the last one leaving with sandstone
>All other foals would just..rush out "Okay..c-can we go eat something now?"
"Well,i mean sure I'm not really hungry,but if you want to."
>"You bet!",you squeak and push sandstone onward to the canteen,happy to get something to eat..finally too
"Woah,slow down a tad bit,don't kill me,i know you wanna eat,but come on!"
>You wouldn't give too much of a shit about that though,and with your forceful pushing,the two of you would arrive there and order a mango milkshake to which you got a "we don't have it",you were gonna complain but,sucked it up instead and took a chocolate milkshake
>For food,you took a hay-burger,not too much of a sucker for junk food,but it was better than eating non bat food,kind of always had the issue in school
>Your mommy would usually give you something to eat though,like a mango or something,just to get you going for the day
>Turn out she forgot to day,a bit unfortunate for you
>Sandstone would turn towards you,giving you a confused look
"Eh,what's up blue?,don't seem too happy and all.."
>"Sorry just,nothing I'm used to eat food we get here.."
"Oh,right,you usually do bring your own food.."
>You nod softly
"Well,no need to be down about it,i mean i brought some fruit if that helps?,does like,lack of fruit affect bats anyways?"
>"Well,mommy says we're fruit bats,and that we need our daily dose of high-sugar fruits,and mangoes do the trick,though i suppose anything sweet would work"
He blinks,before popping in a short statement "Like candies?"
>You nod "Well,in theory at least,but somehow,it only gives me a short sprout of energy,and then i feel week and drained again,i have to eat fruit to stay energized through the day."
>"Same way,let's say you have to eat veggies,or food rich in nutrients to feel well,just eating sweets won't do you much good eh?"
"Hrm,well,i mean if you don't have any issues getting fruits around it's fine.."
>"No,no we don't really have any such issues like that,nah."
"But,why can't you eat normal food?",he asks,clearly curious to find out more,he knew surprisingly little about bats for dating one for over half a year..
>"Eh,it's not that we can't,it won't kill us,just my tummy doesn't like it too much,I'll feel weak,and sick later in the day..."
Sandstone would nod,going on to ask you another thing "I see,so say,if you eat this hay-burger now,you'll be sick later on?"
>You'd go on to answer,swiftly so "Pretty much,depends on how much i eat of course,but in either case,it won't give me a lot of energy."
>"Hence my rush to eat today,i need to live off something,or else I'll just snore asleep during class..and that's not a good thing,i need to pay attention"
"I see..there aren't alternative food sources for you are there?"
>You'd shake your head,sure you heard of bats drinking blood,but your mommy said it wasn't what "fruit bats" were supposed to eat. "Hrm,well,not in particular no,i mean i heard of blood as food but,i don't think I'd be able to feed off that"
He's blink,a strange look of enthusiasm in his eyes "Well,would it help you get through this day?"
>"I don't know,i suppose i could wait to find out later on,come on now,the lunch break is almost over,we have a class to attend to"
"Oh right,sorry it's just an interesting topic"
>"Yep,but we can talk about it after school!",and with that you rushed sandstone off to classroom,same way you rushed him off to the canteen..
>You ran late to the next class..a good ten minutes,teacher was satisfied with this,you didn't get thrown out,but you did get a talking-to
>The rest of class was quiet,you were a good girl..for once
>After what seemed like over an hour to you,you'd exit the classroom,and walk towards the lockers,you had to store some things away
>Sandstone was right after you,following you to the locker
>"Alright,give me a minute just to get those books here and"
"Yeah,sure,no problems blue"
>And with that you'd take some books out of your saddlebags,and place in others,you didn't carry all books around,too much luggage to carry.
>Besides,you only had one class until the end of school for today
>As the school bell rang,sandstone would be quick to remind you of a lil something
"Let's get moving,we don't wanna be late again do we?"
>"Oh,right course not!"
>And with that sandstone would drag you off to the class.
>You spent the class rather quietly not being mischievous,the teacher even decided to let you leave five minutes early,for being good fillies and colts
>Which,you usually weren't..
>That said you were the one of "cool kids",despite being a bat,it was something you had to do to maintain a normal outlook
>And turns out being bad was just a good way to do that.
"Hey blue,you aren't gonna prank someone now,are you?"
>You blink,well you had intentions to..that nerdy little colt,one with glasses
>But..you weren't a punk or something...
>"Nawh,I'll pass up,I'm not that bad"
"Good,didn't think you would."
>You frown a bit,did sandstone just mock you?
>"Do you want me to?"
"I think you got it all wrong blue,I'm not trying to get ya to do it."
"Come on let's getcha outta here"
>And with that he'd drag you out of the school,and up to the playground,by the time he's done dragging you around,he's exhausted,and that's obvious by his panting
>Almost as if he just had a round of mind-blowing sex.
>You'd hear him grumble silently as he'd sit down on a bench
"Should of just used my magic..lazy blue.."
>You'd only chuckle,deciding against responding to that,instead you sat down next to him,and poked him.
>"Quite the workout,eh?"
"Oh shut up,i was just tryin' to getcha outta trouble"
>"I wasn't gonna make trouble..",you frown,you were not a bad filly
"Yeah,right,just like you usually don't.",he smirked
>"So,whatcha wanna do?,i suppose we could go home"
"Yeah,not a horrible idea,our parents might get upset.."
>"Well,that's one defeating attitude sandstone,what's gotcha so down.."
"Well,it's nothing,i'm just tired ya know,i suppose we could go for a walk in the park and continue our talk of earlier?"
>"Sounds fine,let's go do that then!",you smiled,a happier you made sandstone a bit happier
"Right,so,what were we on about...-ah ye! blood drinking,he pauses,before going on.
"You don't do that hrm,despite being a bat?"
>"Nup,mom doesn't really bring it up,never let me taste her blood"
"Well..maybe it's something you want to try out?"
>"Maybe. But I'd need a donor,or well someone to gift me their blood.."
"Like me?",he asks,curious,if a bit excited look in his eyes
>"N-no!,i couldn't!,what if i drained you,or i liked it too much or-"
>Your mouth is shut closed by his hoof
"Just,let me help,if this is going to be your first blood drinking experience,make it worth it."
>"I just don't want to hurt you
>he sighs,knowing all too well that things could go wrong.
"Look,you want to see if you can feed off alternative things or not?,i want to help you blue.."
"But,you can say no."
>"I just can't decide..it's.." you pause for a moment "I just don't know.."
>He nods,not speaking at all for a couple of moments "I get it." "Well,look,i can't force you,and i don't want to,i just wanna help you out,if you think you can do without,it's all good"
>You nod,and continue the walk,before finally deciding to stop and,sandstone would of course not predict this,and keep walking for another couple of feet..
>You just..blink at this and wait for him to get the idea,it does take a few moments but he eventually stops,turns around and asks
"Blue..why did you stop?"
>"I.,kinda decided on the idea,i guess."
"Oh,gonna go through it?"
>"Well,y-yeah sure,just tell me to stop if anything goes wrong,okay?"
"I'll be sure blue,though,we can't do it here in the park,let's go somewhere else!"
>You giggle,yeah,blood drinking in public would be weird.
>So,instead you head out with sandstone towards a forestry area,a rather good distance away from the park
>Still,despite saying yes,you still had some..thoughts about this
>Nevertheless,you'd be there in a couple of minutes,and you sat down under a shade,it wasn't the coldest of days,but it wasn't searing hot either.
>It was..relaxing to say at least
"Alright blue.,let's uh,do this then!"
>Sandstone spoke out,cutely excited so,almost as if he was about to have sex.
>"UH,i mean,i can't just,it's like...weird i can't just,bite you now uh"
"Oh,gee...i-i guess.."
>"Maybe if you bled on ground or something..?",you shrug,trying to get a normal way of tasting blood
>sandstone shrugs as well,but thinks of something..
"I know!"
>"Huh?,do tell..",you speak out,slowly so
"Well,i could bleed in a cup or something,and you can try drinking that,and then.."
>"Ehm,yeah sure,i suppose that works,better than blood from the ground.."
>He giggled,clearly seeing that your idea was silly in the first place
"Like,from ground would be all contaminated and you're a filly and stuff..."
>"Uh,yeah right,let's just get this over with",you speak out in a rather un-comforted,yet curious voice
"Right.",and with that sandstone would take a nearby branch,sharpening it up with his magic
"You want to do this blue?,i mean you'll be one drinking it."
>"E-ehm,okay..j-just,don't hurt yourself too bad with this.."
"Right.I won't,it''ll be alright"
>"Still,i don't think you should do it with a branch,i mean,it's wood could get splinters and stuff"
>"Why not use a knife?,or something metal instead..?"
"Well,don't really have anything like that on me..",he blinks
"But,if you want,i suppose we could go find a metal piece around..
>"Alright,let's do it,don't use wood,i just don't want you to end up sick because of my silly will to experiment
he sighs,but nods and gets up from the spot you two were in
"Well,let's get moving then!"
>And with hat,the two of you go looking for..metal
>You do happen to run onto a non rusty scrap after a little while,sandstone picks it up,and shapes it into form of a makeshift razor
"Alright,you happy with this blue?"
>You look at the blade,a bit scared so.
>"Uh,well,alright g-go ahead then.."
>The two of you would walk off back to the space,however quite the time passed,and it was getting colder as the day slowly turned into the night
"Well,this is it then."
>He takes the makeshift blade into his hooves,and place it against his hoof.
>He then makes a small slice along his hoof,a blood trail following soon behind it
>And,it dripping down below onto a small puddle
>"O-oh.."
"Well,here we go blue.."
>"U-uhm,o-okay.."
>You take the wooden bowl into your hooves,still looking at sandstone
>"M-maybe you should stop bleeding.."
>He nods,and licks the wound site "I'll be fine,just g-go ahead.."
>You lean in slowly,closer towards the warm blood,you bring it up to your lips
>>29080167
poor Dizzy
>And take a small sip,swallowing it all down,before licking residue.
"S-so,how is it?"
>Your taste buds would soon be assaulted by a metallic taste,and a slight hint of sweetness in it
>You'd take a moment for the taste to go away,before replying to sandstone.
>"It...it actually isn't bad..,but i don't understand how it's food.."
>"I..don't feel any more fuller.."
"Oh..?",he blinks,rather surprised
"Well,how do you feel?"
>"Not much different,safe for metallic taste,but I'm sure that's just the taste of blood"
"Okay,perhaps you need to drink more to eat?,or maybe you're just not hungry?"
>"Or maybe i can't feed off blood,like most bats can.."
"Hm,certainly would explain that.."
>"Well,guess that's it then...let's go home..."
"Uhm,right."
>"Oh and...how will you explain that cut of yours..?"
"Uh,you're right....i actually.."
>"Come on,let's go to the hospital,sure it's late but it should still work."
>And with that,the two of you walked off to the ponyville hospital.
>It's gonna be a weird night explaining just how he got self inflicted cuts by accident..
>You walk inside,luckily for you it was still open,and accidentally bump into a nurse
"Oh,hello you two,what are you doing here so late?,and why are you alone?"
>"Ehm,uh..w-we were kind,of,experimenting stuff and-"
>You point to sandstone's cut wound
"Oh my,that's quite a large cut,how did you get it little one?"
"U-uhm..i uh,cut myself?"
>The nurse gave him a warm smile,and instructed the two of you to follow her
"You should be more careful,it appears to be a blade cut,were you attempting to cut things yourself?,you foals are getting more careless by the day!"
>You just watch him look away as she scolds sandstone,silently giggling to yourself
"It'll be alright,we'll wrap a bandage around it,and you should remove it in a few days"
"It's not a big cut, thankfully so, you foals should still be careful"
>She then turns to you and looks at you
"And what of you, are you hurt?"
>She gives you a shake of disbelief and just flips you over on your belly
"Your friend here has a cut across his hoof and you don't?,you must be hiding something!"
>You squeak and protest "H-hey,lemme go,this isn't about meee"
>You are quickly shushed by the nurse as she examines you,first your neck,then your spine,and your hooves.
"Okay,you look to be a healthy little filly, you haven't been practicing sexual activities have you?"
>You blush intensely,and so does sandstone what was the nurse thinking!
>"W-what, w-why would you ask me that?"
>She would see right through your ruse though, and simply ask
"Have you two been safe at least?, please we don't need more fillies running around.",she stops for a moment and giggles before talking again "But. I haven't seen a mix of a bat and a unicorn,that would be interesting."
>"R-right..", the two of you blush, turning your face away from the nurse
"Oh, don't be embarrassed little ones, it's just how it works, if the two of you keep practicing unprotected sex by magical or other means, you'll end up with a foal!"
"As cute as both of you are!", she giggles yet again, she was being really nice to you and sandstone but teased too much.
"Go now, your parents are probably worried about you, and don't think about being lewd outside of hospital!", she smiled yet again, before walking away
>You blushed rather intensely for like, what you thought was hundredth time today..it was probably tenth
>You yank sandstone's healthy hoof, and drag him out of hospital, his eyes on nurse's butt
>"Hey, no watching you have me!"
"S-shush, you and i both know how much lewd we did to other foals-and a mare!"
>"Y-yeah, right, twice.", you scrunch, you weren't gonna admit you denied, nope!
>Sandstone would however, just giggle and poke your butt
"Come on fillybutt, you know it's true!", she giggled, as the two of you walked towards the crossings.
>"Alright, well I'll be heading home you big tease, will see you around tomorrow, don't go knocking up other fillies you hear?"
>He shakes his head, a slight blush brought up to his face "N-no o-only to you!"
>You giggle, you knew that he certainly got off to sexier fillies in school, but he was loyal to you, and that's what mattered
>Less so who seemed who as their potential mate.
>You too head off towards your home, parting ways with sandstone. Today was..quite the interesting day.>Tfw people forget about you
>tfw you haven't been mentioned once, or gotten any new art
>Yet you still live.
>>29080259
It was a cute story, I try to draw more Blueberry and Sandstone.
Please join bros I'm feeling lonely
https://discord.gg/huPBqFJ
>>29080373
Well that's not my problem
>>29080259
It was an ok story, you should use less commas and remember that after a comma there's always a space
>>29080373
I don't have discord
>>29080426
You have social problems, man
Night Watch as a guy
>>29080725
Night Watch as a sketch
>>29080725
Let's go pick up mares
>>29080732
Let's go into my house and give each other massages
>>29080259
Blueberry is a nice filly
Is this Aux? I think its Aux
http://fantasyponynsfw.tumblr.com/post/154048712964/commission-midnight-rendezvous-anthro
>>29081374
Probably not him, just a random anthro ponysona with gray fur and black hair
Aux is my homie.
And it was 5 minutes of the most vanilla sex imaginable.
>>29081502
>times when Cell was able to draw a pony
>now he makes anthro dogs
I want to see Aux get it on with Love Bites
>>29076090
Promised willyhttp://imgur.com/a/DxOsv
>>29077047
It's like two years since you updated your pone
>>29080167
And dizzy was put to rest in the animal shelter
>>29082633
>relationship w Love Bites
>at the company christmas party
>He's had a bit too much to drink and has climbed on a table to put on a little bit of a dancing show
>grab him by his willy
>drag him to home to sober up
>And don't have weird gay ass hell homosexual sex with him at home
>>29084162
I want to hold Love Bites in my arms, so he will feel tipsy, aroused and secure
Let's say you are allowed to form a single pairing of bats without having to worry if they are taken or not.
Who'd you ship together?
>>29084500
Moonlight and Love Bites
They both have long, beautiful manes
>>29084500
Fairylights and Midnight Delight
I ship them as niece and aunt
>ITT: cancer
page 10 bump
>>29085375
Don't do it you'll end up as the disposable cock sock of a lucky stallion passing by
>>29084636
Would make sense with their colors
>>29084500
Daylily and Night Watch, just for angry lesbian bat sex
This filly is a qt
>>29086056
yes
http://www.republiquedesmangues.fr/
>>29086307
>>29086307
And music to go with it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJtlUYgzRmE
>>29086370
More like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6yvrfOfLc
>>29086389
kek
http://imgur.com/a/ADsI1
>>29086553
Eventoot is getting fuged!
For those interested, there are two slots left for Bats in the Twilight Sparkle Secret Shipfic Folder Nocturnal Adventures Bat Expansion. Details here: http://koonzypony.tumblr.com/post/154568628793/koonzypony-koonzypony-now-announcing-a
>>29086553
Well that's one way to plug in the cuntroller
And in yet another episode of an Anon sharing a weirdly detailed and odd fantasy
>I want to be stranded with a cute bat filly in a nearly abandoned ancient ski cabin and to be huddled together close under ragtag blankets and duvets, found in the cabin, for the sake of staying warm enough to survive while sharing body heat, both of us so hungry from being stranded in the blizzard for almost a day we are wolfing down a spicy microwave pizza cold, ner frozen, and by hands/hooves and even though it tasted bad, but both of us are so hungry we don't care and just recquire something to fill our tummies with for the sake of survival
>>29086905
wat
Merry Christmas Bats!
http://imgur.com/a/a5378
>>29087225
Oh my gosh
>>29087225
Neat
>>29087225
I accidently made Love Butts famous
>>29087225
[muffled Australian explosions]
Went ahead and combined the dancing bat video with the Tiny Tim song. Go ahead and download it for the Bat Pony Onedrive account if you wish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOAzucKF8aI
>>29088597
Nice!I need to update that animation with new pons
Sketchy sketch with Bluebutty
Moonlight is such a qt in 762's story, she is 100% waifu material
Which bat foals are for fugging
>>29089191
>foals
None
Some fillies and colts are lewd but they have cutie marks
>>29071405
Do you like being tortured and exsanguinated? Because Stratosphere might come for you. [Spoiler]don't steal his waifu or bad things happen [/spoiler]
>>29085462
>Don't do it you'll end up as the disposable cock sock of a lucky stallion passing by
That escalated quickly.
I shamelessly edited a picture...
That's how fucking motivationless I am.
>>29089796
This always makes me sensible chuckle
>>29089796
Who's a Googie?
You are!
tfw no pet bat mare
>>29088753
Nice and cute bluebutty
>>29089999
Checked wrecked racked stacked grabbed and no fuckas given
>>29089796
Should have read "Who's a lewd pony?" :P
Drop your panties, time to play!
>>29090657
>"But Anon I don't even wear any panties..."
*insert reaction face of a bat pony*
>>29090679
Time to fix that!
We should crowdfund panties for all batties!
>>29090721
But Anon, what if a non lewd filly wants to wear lewd panties because she thinks the design is cute?
>>29091166
Give her theEurobeat
>>29086905
>Feeling like you're freezing, yet something warm in your naked lap, trembling as she shivers
>you are unsure who this little bat pony filly is, you have not had the chance to ask her name when the two of you were so busy with surviving
>You break off another piece of the almost frozen cheap poor quality microwave pizza
>Hot and spicy, would be nice if it was not for being absolutely empty stomached, the spices making your tummy ache
>You hold the piece of pizza to the little bat pony filly in your lap who peels her face off of being pressed tightly against your chest for maximum body heat sharing and takes a hungry bit, and then another before chomping down yet another piece
>You break one for yourself and quickly wolf it down as the filly returns to hugging you with her face buried against you
>The wind outside howls loudly as the two of you shiver inside a little nest made out of what appear to be moth eaten and discarded rags, your clothes and some kind of a dusty duvet full of holes
>Soon enough the pizza is gone, and with it all the rations the two of you had
>Hopefully the weather clears up after this night
>The filly lets go of you and turns around, squishing her little behind into your crotch
>You'd react in any way if it was not so cold that it was impossible to blush, gain an erection or even have a single sexual thought in this darned cold
>The filly and you stare at the flickering, dying flame of the single little candle you managed to discover
>It does not offer any warmth, but some light into the otherwise dark and shaking little cottage that looks and sounds like it could break apart any minute
>>29091781
>Neither of you speak anything, simply focused on staying still and retaining all the warmth you two are able to as your bodies proceed to break the unsatisfying meal into what little energy it is able to provide, being a cheap quality product
>You hug the filly closer and make sure that no warmth escapes from beneath the layers of fabric surrounding the two of you
>And at some point the two of you fall asleep
>Only to find out the next morning that you two were in an unused storage shed literally 10 feet from the ski lodge hotel where both of you are staying
>Oh and you went to jail for being found nude and hugging a filly and lost a toe to the cold, not to mention a mean cold and explosive diarrhea from the spicy pizza
>You're never going skiing again.
>>29091787
top fucking kek
>>29091166
Then it's ok, bat filly can wear panties and she's not forced to pull them down. Filly not for lewd are not for lewd.
>>29091866
But Anon what if she wants to wear something like this?
We have to stop her!
By the way is it just me or do these undies scream Love Bites?
>>29091914
>>29091913
holy unf, these panties are sexy
>>29091913
>Two Anons on a noble quest to rid Heartbeat of lewd panties she has taken a liking to because pretty pink butterflies
>Stalk the filly
>corner the filly
>forcefully undress the filly
>Day is saved
>Get thrown into the jail while completely oblivious as to why
>>29091947
>forcefully undress the filly
That's not nice...
>>29091973
But they kick and bite and scratch and scree into your ear
>>29091982
They're smaller, weaker and much more cute than human kids, so it's okay to ravage you like that
Rape when
>>29091995
But if you let them do it too much you might develop masochistic tendencies and a taste for lolidom
>>29092004
Just ask a nice filly to go o=somewhere where noone would see her, so she could take off the panties
>>29092017
>Local Anon arrested when found in a dark alley coercing a filly to remove her underwear while he watches
>>29092026
pls no
This is so fucking retarded I love it
>>29092041
>>29092096
>>29092099
Bad Bats
Bat hugs
my attempt at drawing Thicc Iris
>>29093168
Who dat bat
Another sketchy sketch will be posted in a few hours, I'm too tired to move my ass to the scanner. Good night.
>>29094586
Sketchy pones are nice
>>29093168
The upper body could have just a hint of thicc too
>>29093890
Iris
I want Pom Pom with the nice bonbons give some cheerleader lessons for a handful of bat ponies for the sake of seeing said handful of bat ponies cheer and jump around with their skirts flying up and flashing something nice every now and then while they shake their pompoms and bonbons around
One confused spookfilly and one confused milfbutt
>>29096170
Awww cute, huggies!
I haven't been on here in a while. But I thought I'd draw something for the holidays.
>>29096573
Whoops! Forgot the juice. Fixed.
>>29096582
this is nice
>>29096573
Wake me up inside
>>29096582
Can't wake up
>>29096573
>>29096582
I'm just gonna pretend this was drawn by a younger sibling instead of a 35 year old with down syndrome.
You are a bat horse
>A bat, a thestral, or you know whatever others choose to call you
>But your actual name is blueberry, and you are doing foal things
>Like going to school, studying, playing and all that.
>You are in your room, looking at some pictures from summer than has passed
>It's a cold December night, and you had no intentions of going anywhere
>Not like there was much to do on such days, you'd usually just keep warm, do your homework and generally relax
>Or..lewd.
>You blink and stop for a few seconds, you didn't really lewd in a couple of days
>Not that you usually do out of your cycle anyways, don't have desire to.
>Unless you get all sensual with your coltfriend, his small, but warm frame clinging against your body
>His colthood deep inside of you, him listening to your every little wish
>What you liked what you disliked..you..loved him, and didn't think about leaving him, like ever.
>You got however, way too carried away in those things, you weren't going anywhere, your mom wouldn't let you, not like his parents would let him go out either..
>Guess you'll have to do with yourself, you peek down at your nether regions, and notice a small damp patch beneath you
>Yeah, fantasizing got you in an awkward situation
>You sigh and start rubbing your well lubricated fillyhood
>You know it wasn't going to be same as if sandstone was touching you with his hooves, but you were going to make the best of it.
>Surely enough, you brought yourself to a rather pleasant pace, and even though the stimulation was only external at this point, it was still nice
>All other worries you possibly had would of been dissipated by now, and replaced with nice warmth around your genitals
>This motivated you to try even harder, sandstone would love to see you like this right now
>you were really certain of that, and slowly started to ease your hoof into yourself.
>All other worries you possibly had would of been dissipated by now, and replaced with nice warmth around your genitals
>This motivated you to try even harder, sandstone would love to see you like this right now
>you were really certain of that, and slowly started to ease your hoof into yourself.
>a little bit at time, given how infrequently the two of you had sex, especially now during winter months, you would find out that you were..rather tight down there
>Not that it was different usually, but your hooves did slide in a lot easier during the summer
>Perhaps it was thanks to your heat cycles, or perhaps you had more passion for this sort of thing?
>You roll out your tongue, letting out cute moans are your hoof slowly pumped in and out of your small fillyhood
>You kept your eyes closed the entire time, not wanting to ruin the moment, you didn't need to see to enjoy yourself after all
>You didn't even care if your mom would walk in right now, she'd probably understand it in either case, you'd pump in and out yourself faster as you felt yourself coming closer and closer to your climax.
>It wouldn't take all that long, and after a few more seconds, which passed really really slowly in your head, you'd let out an adorable moan, if someone was to record you right now, they could probably use this to tease you a whole lot after
>A lot like sandstone would do if he got the opportunity, while he was your coltfriend, he loved teasing you around, and having such footage of you would be quite..something
>Not that you cared about that at this moment in any case, you kept going faster and harder on yourself, until you'd hit your climax, stopping in your tracks and practically screaming out a moan, you tried to keep quiet, but thinking about sandstone
>about things that he could do to your little body, how much of his seed could end up inside of you was just too much, your hoof deeply lodged in your fillyhood as you finished, clear, cherry flavored juices flowing down from your sex and onto the bed sheets below.
>Certainly a lot to clear up after such an act..not that you cared at all at this moment, you'd drop down on your bed, lying down in the warm bed, and while certainly, the sheets were messed up with your sex juices, you wouldn't mind it all too much
>They tasted nice..smelled nice too, but you probably weren't going to smell well after all fo this..
>You give bathing a consideration for a few moments, but decide to drop it, feeling way too tired for it now..
>You were going to shower in the morning, and your mom will probably take care of the bed..
>You get up, and walk over to the light switch, flicking it off and effortlessly walking back towards your bed, before covering yourself with your stained bed sheets
>You'd close your eyes and doze off rather quickly, you were a tired little filly after such an ordeal
>Being a bat was nice..really nice
>You dream of sandstone and fun times the two of you had together..
>And admittedly, the lewd times you two had together, those were quite fun as well, the smell of pheromones lingering in the air for the night.
Short, but it's cold in my room and this took like 40 mins to whip up, good enough.
>>29097392
I don't get it.
>>29097657
he's trying to start shit
>>29097585It's cold in my room too, and I am eating canned moose :DDDDD ebin
bretty good, much easier to read now
>>29096170
Funny or cute picture depending on if the two of them know each other or not
funny horse of epic memes
Hmph
>>29096582
Thanks, Merry Christmas to you too, drinky batty
KEEEEKKekKeeeEKKEEeEKEEEEkKeEKEEeEKEEEKEeE
What happens if you breed a bat with a non bat
>>29100633
Hmmm...
>>29100639
Hmmmm...
>>29100633
You bust out the Mendel Square and figure out the chances of bat offspring
>>29100633
Please don't make bats have sex, they do it when they want it
imagine, an echo, surrounded byechoviruses
>>29100958
Poor sick eggo
>>29100482
I think all these trap bats should pay trap tickler a visit.
>>29100958
ech
tfw no buttslut bat pony gf
>>29101527
Why is she crying?
>>29101773
Thinken of a batmare waving her butt, tail raised and a bejeweled heart buttplug being presented by a mare with a naughty lewd face and puffy moist batginano idea
>>29102007
More precisely thinken of never coming home to said thing
>>29101527
I saw this bat on pictures, she is usualy grumpy, angry or crying
I want to give her a wingrub to make her smile. If it doesn't work, I'd give her a tickle attack.
>>29102184
I'd give her a pearl necklace
>>29102184
>>29102184
She will bathe in your blood. No tickles for GrumpBat shall be had
>>29102268
that's a bad bat
Mango!
>>29102321
>bats gathered under the big rock
>Echo is shouting something incoherently, holding a mango
>you hear a whisper from the crowd
>"She's drunk again"
>>29102321
The prophecy is true!
All of the bat foals should get together and fuck.
>>29102756
No!
Bat hoodies!
>>29102789
Warm and cute!
>>29102789
Hoodies nice!
>>29102789
Much <3
>>29102756
Neigh
Fillies on the-oh right not all of them
I did it. I succumbed and made a bat oc. Her name is Black Mambo and she's a thicc spotlight-hogging dancing queen
>>29102933
I want to tackle her on a warm, puffy bed and prod her privates with my rock-hard D, proceed in the missionary position and cream myself, grinding my genitals against her belly
>>29102933
Welcome to the...what the fuck is a bunch of bats called, herd, flock, carpet munchers incorporated?
Anyways nice coco booty I'd love to mambo with that hot chocolate mamba.
>>29102933
>grab her by hindlegs
>drag through the bed
>she screes and kees in fake protest
>copulate and claim her as your bat
What's his loot?
>>29103026
>gore
>grimdark
ban
>>29102956
>>29102957
>>29102964
>>29102933
She's alright I guess :^)
>>29103107
gasp! otpl drew my bat! das thicc thank u
>>29103123
that bate achieved the levels of "nope" that made her neck migrate to the middle of her back
>>29103062
Now in color because what's a cocoa mama without her cocoa? nuthin.
>>29103231
Mia is charging her butt
>>29103254how much?
>>29103272
She isbooting up
>>29103123
Here let me ruffle your chest tufts and you'll feel all better
>>29103107
Here let me motorboat your butt and I'll feel all better
>>29103231
Here let me insert my head between your buns for absolutely no reason
She looks like she's lemon licorice flavored
>>29103290
i think i've beenbooted out of the picture
>>29103491
What a way to make anassout of yourself
>>29103515
i really got theass endof the deal
Sorry tobuttin but these puns are thebottomof the barrel and not really thatfanny,tushwe should probably stop before we fallbehindon our quota of meaningful input,donkthink I am complaining and being apooperthough but we're at therear endof meaningful posting, better turn ourcheeksthe other way and face the door leading forward instead of thebackdoor, so we won't have to look back inhindsight and say we were just making anassout of ourselvesbuttif you want to do it be my guest and use it as a briefmoney makerto pump up some more posts
>>29103644
Have this nice flower for all those puns
>>29088753
Filly preparing to attack.
>>29104031
My hear and dick both Hnnnnngghh-ed
I wrote some buttsmut because I was bored
>Wow...
>You eye and handle...well hoofdle, your newest acquisition while finding a bit hard to stay fully focused with your backside starting to feel warm and...open, in a way
>You are Daylily the bat pony, and you have just bought yourself a new jewel butt plug
>It is an ok sized one, with a lovely sparkly fake gem in the shape of a pretty pink heart
>And you can’t wait to try it on, you already felt that way when you saw it at the secret sex shop of Hollow Shades and had to fly home all wobbly winged while almost bursting from anticipation of getting to slip it inside your already twitching ponut
>You dip your plug into your jar of trusty ol’ anal lube, use it to stick stuff up yo butt! tm and then set it aside while dipping the tip of your hoof into it too
>You shudder as you rub it upon your ponut, feeling how it relaxes up to become an entryway instead of exit only and then quickly grab the plug and place it upon your ponut as your hind hoof shakes some, it’s been way too long since you’ve got to satisfy this need of yours
>You can feel your face and crotch warm up in an aroused blush as your pulse quickens while you start prodding
>Oh Luna how it feels so good, slowly opening you up and rubbing against the inside of your ponut as it does so
>Your ass even offers some resistance from letting it slip in all the way in on the first try so you push harder and push with your butt too to make it open up more
>And suddenly it slips in all the way, making you let out a surprised yelp and arch your back
>Mmmmmhhh~ you can feel it inside of you, filling you up and making you feel lewder
>You move your butt around a little while shuddering, letting your insides get used to the sensation of something being inside of you after a long while
>You kneel down so that your face is closer to the floor while your ass is up and give your butt a little shake
>>29104640
>The plug feels so nice as your ponut keeps holding onto it from moving around from the momentum as you move your ass around
>Then you suddenly lift your tail out of the way and rest it on your back as you move your hind hooves as far from one another as you can while still standing up with them
>So that you can spread your cheeks as wide as they go, bearing everything to be visible and out there
>You feel most and you can’t help but to push and squeeze against the plug, enjoying the feeling of almost pushing it out and then sucking it back in
>And then you accidentally end up pushing it out all the way, shooting the plug out of your ass, spooking you as it loudly hits the floor behind you
>Your ponut tingles from this sudden activity as you get back up and grab the plug while letting out a giggle
>You locate the bedroom mirror and turn to face it with your butt and move the tail out of the way again
>Now you can watch as your ponut opens up for the plug as you push it in, and how it suddenly swallows it leaving the cute sparkly pink heart to decorate your puffy ponut
>Satisfied with how it looks you leave your tail up and out of the way while exiting the bedroom
>Your plan is for Midnight Delight, who should be home any minute, to find you and engage in some secret butt fun with you
>Tulip is staying over at Peachy so it’s the perfect early morning for some fun between the two of you
>You wiggle your butt around lewdly while putting some extra movement into your hips as you walk, enjoying how you can feel the plug inside of you as you walk
>>29104646
>You do a few little happy skips while biting your bottom lip at how nice it feels every time your hoof hits the floor and your butt along with the plug trembles
>You head on up to the kitchen, thinking that you will appear as if cooking or something while wearing the plug as Midnight comes home
>But as you enter the kitchen you instantly notice something that makes your backside quiver a little
>A glass vase, a thin one, for a single flower or so
>Already when Midnight Delight bought it home you could not help but to take notice of how...ribbed, the overall design of it was
>It...looks like it would be perfect for-
>You gulp as your heart beats fast and you reach for the empty vase
>You pull the plug out with a wet pop, some of the lube falling out of your butt, you’ll clean that up later after you have done this
>You place the plug on the table and quickly position the top of the vase against your ponut and push it in
>Your ass swallows it all the way, ribbed part after ribbed part sensually massaging your insides as they slide in, and then out, and then in again, and then out slowly, and then in all the way forcefully, making you clamp around the vase with your insides
>Your own juices are now running down your inner thighs and dripping onto the floor but you don’t care as you pull it all the way out and then slam it back in while your ass plays wet and lewd sounds from all the anal ramming action
>You find yourself weak on your hooves as you struggle to stay standing while you work your ass with the glass object
>>29104652
>you keep pushing it deeper and deeper, hitting that spot deep inside of you again and again, and then suddenly you push it in too deep and your ass swallows the whole vase, making your eyes fly open as your whole body trembles from the sudden deep intrusion
>You can’t help but to feel your insides clamp down but you still struggle to push it out as your head and face feel like they might explode form how much you struggle to do so
>And then suddenly the mass within you moves and shoots out, feeling like it is almost pulling your insides out with it
>You lose your hoofing and fall down while squirting out a bit of your juices
>You catch your breath while your ass tries to push out stuff that isn’t in there, making your body convulse in a way that hurts a little yet feels good
>You collect yourself and get back up again, looking at the mess of lube and female juices you made, not to mention the vase all covered in lube
>N-no more toying, need to save yourself for Midnight Delight...
>You quickly put the plug back in, leaving your ass feel strangely un-used as you shakily make your way to the living room instead, the kitchen is messy now and you don’t want Midnight to start cleaning instead of playing with your anal cavity
>She should have been home by now, where is she?
>You grab a duster into your mouth and try to dust with it, yet you can’t help but to keep switching weight from side to side as your ass tries to milk the plug
>You have to bite the handle to keep yourself from letting out moans
>Suddenly you back up into the corner of a table, ass first, and the corner hits you right on the plug, making you almost orgasm on the spot
>>29104655
>The duster falls out of your mouth and you bite your lip and tremble while your insides twitch a few times and you end up pushing the plug out of yourself once again
>As you go for the handle of the duster you notice that it too is rather anally insertable in shape and stick it up your ass
>It’s thinner than the vase, and while it does feel nice you are in the mood for some roughhousing after getting a bit wild with the vase
>you keep working your ass with it while looking around for stuff to put up your butt, and notice a few decorative eggs made from stone
>You discard the duster and go for those, lying onto the floor on your back and starting to push in all the eggs one by one
>The firs one goes in easy and your ass sucks it in
>The second one goes in easy too and you can feel it push the first one deeper
>Third one gives you some trouble but it eventually slips in
>Fourth one gives resistance but after it slips in you’re overcome by a filled sensation
>Fifth one, it hurts a little but you feel so full and good
>Sixth and last one almost does not go in, and after it does it feels painful and intense so you instantly start to push them out
>But instead of coming out one by one two of them are trying to come out at the same time!
>But you keep on pushing and pushing and suddenly feel like your ponut is being split open as all the eggs fly out
>It is an intense feeling, kind of like a burning hot pleasure that rocks your whole body while your ponut aches and you can’t keep yourself from letting out muffled moans as your marehood convulses
>>29104661
>You lay there, mane disheveled and coat messy, catching your breath while your ponut gapes and drools lube like a hungry maw
>T...the bedpost...you’ve got to try the bed post...
>Shakily and in a horny haze you wobble back into the bedroom, completely oblivious to the juices that keep on dripping onto the floor as you do so, and locate the bedpost in question and slather some lube onto it quickly before positioning yourself and starting to force it in
>I-is your ponut able to take it? It is stretching you up a-and..!
>The bed post slips in and you slowly slide down on it, invading yourself deeper and wider until it won’t go in anymore
>And then you start to really abuse your ass, bouncing on the bed post with the aid of your wings like a whore in heat and cuntboxing your marehood like it owed you money
>In and out slop slop lop ram ram ram and absolutely abusing your ass, you keep powerfucking your ass while making all kinds of sex crazed sounds as you start to squirt and keep squirting with each thrust in until nothing comes out anymore
>You shake while limp and on top of the bed post, your ass slowly squeezing it out of yourself and you eventually fall onto the bed to quiver and leak lube out of your now gaping ponut and your marecum from your rubbed raw marehoood
>You’re completely unaware of anything in your afterglow and simply fall asleep right there eventually
>Later on when Midnight came home instead of lewd activities you had to help her clean up
>Not to mention you ended up bruising yourself a little internally so you had to take a few painkillers and skip out on doing stuff the next night because you had violated your ass way too much
>>29104665
Holy unf, that was lewd, Daylil must be more careful though
>>29104679
>too slow
>>29104665
Silly bate stuffin up her boot
captcha: entrance national
>>29103231
>>29103254
If these two butts collide will it create a new bateverse?
>>29096170
>"Mommy! Mommy! You're my mommy! Eee!"
"I-I'm n- oh, gosh, sweetie..."
>"My own mom!"
"But I'm not-"
>"Purr... Purr... I love you, mom...purr"
"Oh, Luna..."
>>29104679
nice gif
Butt
>>29107371
Buttcket
>>29107512
More like battcket
>>29108283
>>29108569
This is just beautiful
>>29108569
Now do all sketchy bats
This is just perfect
>>29108569
Midnight Delight now
>>29108651
>>29109038
>no glasses
Boooo
>>29109041
>>29109053
Holy unf, she is so sexy
And now it's a full set
>>29109098
Nice, you did a sketchy job.
>>29109098
Awww, what a little cutie
>>29109181
>>29109181
>>29109204
"Come bat you have drank enough"
>"Noooo I am the night!"
"Nyet bat you are drunk"
>"Cyka blyat!"
"You come now"
>"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>>29109285
he's like "wtf maaan"
>>29109737
You're going to go far kid
Bat needs a mango to live
Give mango to bats
>>29110953
I can give them a kiss
>>29110208
>>29111182
He ded
>>29109737
Uhh... I use teeth to tear this shit
This thread needs BatJesus
>>29111393
Ultimately haram
>>29109053
Minginigh Deligh
>>29109098
Pech Sreech
>>29111519
>Abdul Kehiss
>>29112119
N-No, you!
>>29104665
That was very lewd
hope he lurks this general
>>29113466
Lesbat Christmas sexytime?
Take bat parents and bat kiddies and mix them all up, meaning choose a random parent and a random kid other than the one usually paired with that batrent and tell us what goes down.
>>29113781
>Peach Screech and Gentle Shade
Big, warm hug will happen
>>29113781
>Tulip and Gentle Shade
GS is going to be quite troubled and appalled at what a naughty filly this one is and good heavens how does she even know all of that about adult stuff, what is wrong with this little filly?
>Heartbeat and Daylily
Daylily is going to be completely baffled and screechless at how sweet and innocent a filly can be and start to wonder if there is something seriously wrong with Tulip mentally and emotionally
>>29113945
Oh gosh
>>29114000
Kek
>>29114000
them nudes
Swerve
>>29114722
Suomi perkele ebin :D:D:D:D:D
>>29114750
I am wishing of a ES Christmas
Just like the ones I useb to Sprölö löö
>>29115384
Aww batty is cold but so cute I don't want to offer her warmth and enjoy her shivering self a bit more longer
>>29115437
*moonspeaks in moonrunes*
Spamming these
>>29115601
It's not the size it's how you eat it
>>29115606
Either way it was going to go right up your pooper
Friend's batpony, Shutterstock
>>29117734
I like this guy.
kiss!
Love Bites says he's so happy we're drawing and talking about him, after being forgotten for over two years
she lie
>>29118389
You little sexy bat, you
>>29118366
But what does the butt say?
>>29118837poot poot poot brap brap papap
toot toot toot brap brap pfffpap
>>29118264
Thanks bro!
>>29118389
lie with her
Merry Christogram to all the bat ponies!
Pretty ponies!
Holidays!
>It's another one of the boring, cold December days.
>They'd probably be less boring if there was still school
>School breaks were never that fun for you, surely enough the other foals didn't seem to mind one bit
>Maybe they just preferred spending time with their family..
>Or maybe their family wasn't so strict with them.
>You sigh to yourself, and exit your room, walking into the living room, trotting over to couch and jumping on it, laying down.
>Your grab a book and open it, reading up about changelings
>Not that you ever cared about bugs, you were just bored.
>Your mom notices this and slowly walks up towards you, lowering your book down and booping you
>You, of course scrunch at this and look silly at your mom, what did she want?
"Hello sweetie!", she'd exclaim, a rather happy look on her face, rather than a concerned or worried one she'd usually have for you
>Not that you understood it that well, you were a good Lil' filly
>"Hiya mommy, w-what are you doing?"
"Oh, well you seem a bit gloomy today, you shouldn't be!, sure it's chilly outside but there's a lot of things to do!"
>"Hm..i guess..but ehm..what should we do..?"
>You blink, very confused at this.
"Well, haven't you heard we could go ice skating, we could take a walk through the snow, or we could even play together!"
>"Y-you and me p-playing..b-but you're my mom", you stutter out awfully confused as to why would your point out to such things
>She however, gives you a soft pat on your head and lies down next to you, the sofa wasn't really big, but you were a small bat so there was space for your mom.
"Gosh, you're adorable when you're so silly you know?"
>"That doesn't answer my question mom.", you point out, with a rather annoyed expression
>She'd let out a rather defeated sigh at this, proceeding to apologize
"I'm sorry sweetheart, i just thought there was something you could do. All other foals are playing around and having fun while you're here..sitting alone
>you roll your eyes, and proceed to reply with a;
>"Well, sandstone too happens to stay in his house, i mean don't think i don't hear of him at all!"
"I know sweetie, you two are almost inseparable which is really cute."
"How about..you and him go play then?, outside in the snow!"
>You blink at this, the idea wasn't all that bad. Given that you didn't feel like playing with your own mother
>She looks at you with a curious expression, clearly awaiting your reply
>"Sure!, sounds like a rather good idea mom!"
"Great, well let's get going then."
>You get off the couch, rather hyped for what was about to happen
>Well, thinking about all the fun you were going to have was nice
>"Aight, let's go mom!"
>And with those words, you'd storm out the house, but being a silly filly you were you wouldn't notice the ice below you and..
>You'd slip, falling right down on your back! You'd yelp out in pain, it did hurt..
>You just hoped you didn't break anything, your mom would look over you with a slight giggle, before lifting you up
"Careful now sweetie, don't break your bones, or you won't be able to play."
"And you'll have to stay home even longer, you don't want that do you?"
>"N-no mom..just bleh." You check yourself over and after making sure you're alright.
"Come on now, let's get going", she smiled warmly, before starting to trot off toward sandstone's home
>"Why are we even walking anyways..we can fly i mean we're bats, no?"
"While that's true sweetie, walking is also important, what would you do in case you broke your wings and couldn't run?"
>You don't respond, just looking down onto the ground below
>"I..i don't know."
"See?, having well developed hooves is very important to life of a batty, just like your wings!"
>"I think so, yeah seems like a rather important thing."
>Soon enough, the two of you would arrive there, you'd be the first one to slowly walk towards the doorway
>You didn't have intention of slipping again, once a day was more than enough
>Perhaps too much.
>You'd knock on the door and back away a bit, patiently waiting for someone to open the door
>Your mom would soon enough catch up and stand besides you surprise lifting you up as the door would open.
>You eep at this, not expecting your mom to pick you up at that moment! despite that, nonetheless, you'd squeak shyly as as a familiar face would open the door
>A cute little colt, with his mane all messed up, he'd rub his eyes adorably before yawning into his hoof
>You'd boop his snootle before he could even start talking
>Of course he'd scrunch at this and bap you right back!
"Heya blue, what are you doing.."
>He'd stop and look weirdly at you, probably for fact your mom was holding you up
>"Uhm..mom put me down.."
>She'd chuckle and gently put you down on sandstone's back, unfortunately for you you weren't paying much attention to fact he wasn't fully himself and you'd be crashed down
"Bluue i just woke up whaat are you trying to do!"
>"It's nawt my fault my mom is being a goof about it!"
>You wouldn't have much time to turn to your mother as at all as she'd quickly slam the door shut and run away
>She was being so foalish
>You would get off your coltfriend and apologize
>"Sowwy, mommy is being a goof"
"I figured, holidays eh?"
>You'd chuckle and nod
>"Yeah, always make her a little goofy"
>"So where are your parents?"
"Oh, well they left not long ago, i don't really know, i woke up just a little bit before you got here", he'd point out.
>"Oh.."
"But that doesn't pose any problems to us now does it?"
>You'd giggle and shake your head
>"Na na, we'll stay safe and have fun, i mean we aren't tiny foals anymore!"
>He nods, and walks over to the kitchen
"So, anything you wanna eat, drink maybe?"
>"Nah, no thanks I'll be alright.", you smile and proceed to sit down at the table
>"On second thought..a certain sand colored colt would be nice", you whisper out, you might of been lewd but you knew how to be subtle about it
"I heard that blue."
>You blush, you didn't want him to hear that!
"G-gosh you have a hearing of a bat!", you frown.
>He however, only chuckles and trots over to ya, sitting down next for you
>He shifts looks straight into your eyes, before poking your snoot
"Always such a lewd Lil filly, aren't ya?"
>You chuckle, well that wasn't actually inaccurate, you were a rather lewd filly but that's not really what you came here for
>To be lewd that is.
>"P-please, that ain't true!", you blushied despite it being very true
"Haha. Gee blue, in any case, whatcha wanna do?, oh and how was your day so far."
>"Welll, i woke up was bored as usual and then my mom brought up a fantastic idea of me and her going to ehm hang out and stuff"
>"But ehm, i figured I'd rather do that with ya, to which she didn't really object."
"Great!, I'd say that's a pretty fun thing to do as well."
>"Aight, well what are we waiting for then?"
"I actually don't know, right after you blue!", he'd giggle and push you forwards
>You eeped as you were pushed forwards, but didn't fall on ice, as there was none. Thankfully too!
>You stop after you end up on the doorway though, and sandstone would catch up rather quickly
"Wee, so where are we going blue?"
>"Well, i was thinking we could just play around in snow, couldn't we?"
"Yeah i don't really see a reason as to why we couldn't!"
>"Neat, well let's get moving then.", you smile, and run over to a pile of snow, hiding behind it
>"Time to get rekt!", you chuckled, and made a snowball throwing it over at sandstone!
>He'd look around for you in an effort to find you, since apparently you just poofed
"B-blue where are you..?"
>And soon enough the same snowball would hit him the face, painting his normal coat color white, and likely making the poor colt have the chills..
"B-b-blue!", he'd stutter, clearly enough indicating that neither him or you dressed well enough
>You'd only grin and make up another snowball to throw at him, but you would be intercepted by one flying right at you
>Your bat senses however, didn't have time to kick in,and you'd end up struck right across your cute little face!"
>"H-hey!", you'd squeak,dropping the snowball in your hoof to the ground
>"Sandstone!"
"Blueberry!"
>The both of you would shout at it each other, shortly after bursting in a gigglefit
>"Haha, geesh, look we're all messed up now.."
"I knooow!"
>You get out from your cover and trot up towards him, both of you were probably gonna catch a cold from this..
"W-well, that was fun!, but i think we should really go home now?"
>You however, object to this!
>"Naww, i think we could like go eat some christmas treats!"
>He'd just frown and shiver, before stuttering out
"N-naw blue I'm c-cold!"
>You sigh, and hug the colt "Gosh, you unicorns are so fragile.."
"w-we're not, you're just a tough battie!", he'd squeak
>"Indeed, tougher than you you weakcorn!", you'd giggle you would feel bad as he'd frown though
"A-am nawt.."
>"S-sorry, w-we can go home.."
"It's fine blue, i know you didn't mean it. Come on let's go home."
>And with that he'd grab your hoof and start dragging you toward his house
>Which went surprisingly easily, given the fact that there was ice all around!
>Few moments later, you and him would be at sandstone's house, he dragged you all the way to the couch too!
"Snow games are fun blue, but you do realize we could get sick?"
>"I..i k-know but a cold won't kill anyone.."
"Sorry, but it..I'm just afraid."
>"I see..well it's okay, there are other ways to have fun anyways.", you'd point out
"Don't think about anything lewd you darned filly!", he'd grin and chuckle
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Let's just..go take a bath and have a nap, alright?"
>You nod at this, and start trotting off towards bathroom, wet hooves and all sandstone would be quick to stop you though
"Careful blue!, don't slip!"
>"O-oh, right.."
>As he lets go of you, you slowly walk over to the tub and turn the water on, while you wait for it to get filled you sit down and wait for sandstone
>Just what was he doing...
>Nonetheless, he'd be quick to join you up and jump in the tub, splashing water all around!
>And splashing some of it on you as well,now you were a wet bat!
"O-oh, you look..l-lewd all wet blue"
>"D-do nawt, s-shut it you.", you'd slowly walk into the tub dipping your sensitive hooves in warm water
>You'd then turn on your back and speak out to sandstone
>"Now rub meh clean off!"
>He'd scrunch at your order but obey placing his hooves on your back and starting to rub off collected up dirt
>Which there wouldn't be much of, given that you kept clean and everything y-you tried to that is!
>Wouldn't stop sandstone from making a comment though
"Haha, blue you filthy little filly~", he'd grin before quickly reaching for your buttcheeks and rubbing them clean
>Which you found very..lewd
>"H-hey what are you doing!"
"Cleaning you obviously, now shush!", he'd giggle
>You'd keep your mouth shut as he'd clean your butt cheeks
>Soon enough he'd reach in for your sensitive wings and clean them off ass well, you'd squirm a bit at this j-just what was he trying to do
>But after a while of his soft hooves cleaning your entire body, he'd back away
"There you go, you're a clean little filly now!"
"I think it's only fair if you return the favor to me blue!", he'd point out, and flip you around making you face him
>"F-finee you teasing cutie!".
>You'd start by placing your hooves on his belly and rubbing it to wipe any filth off before you'd move upwards and towards his neck
>Clean necks very very important, your mommy taught you so and you were going to make use of that!
>You'd rub it clean and wash it over with clean water, you'd then move up to his horn giving it a few rubs, knowing just how sensitive horns were!
"H-hey don't do t-that!"
>You'd giggle before replying "Hey, you did the same to my wings you perv!", you'd however let up.
"T-that doesn't matter!"
>You'd look down at what used to be clear water now stained with mud
>"L-let's get dried up?"
>He'd nod and get up and out from the tub
>Lifting you out of it with magic as well, you'd be left a wet maned dripping filly
"Much nice to be clean is it not?"
>You nod, it was much much better to be a clean battie.
>Sandstone would look at you, yawning.
>"Oh, tired are you?"
>He nods, and grabs a towel, wiping the water off himself
>You of course, do the same grabbing a white colored towel and cleaning off your fur and your mane!
>You sigh, and grab sandstone who would eep at the surprise grab, you'd proceed to drag him to his bedroom
>"We'll be sleeping together r-right?"
"If you wanna blue, sure!"
"I hope you brushied your teeth?"
>"Oh, don't worry i did and besides i didn't eat any sweets today, only a couple of mangoes"
"Oh good, well let's go then"
>You'd trot up towards the bed and lie down on it, sandstone would be soon to follow
"Wait up blue i uhm, n-need to get a thing!"
>He'd run off somewhere..but he'd return fairly quickly with a blanket in his hooves
>It was white and green, with a bear print on each side on one side the bear was green and on other it was white
>You'd smile and pat for him to get inside
>"Awww, it's adorable sandstone"
>He'd blush and bap you on your snoot
"S-shush, i-i can't sleep without it!"
>"It's fine cutie, i don't have anything i love but i know it's probably important to you!
>He'd cover himself with it and lie down next to you, quickly enough scooping you up to snuggle you
>You'd eep at first, but accept the snuggle and warm up with your special little colt
>He just..didn't know much you loved him
>The two of you would slowly drift off to sleep, the warmth of the room certainly helping a lot
>And the warmth of the little colt you loved so much..Someone should do something like this with blueberry and her coltfriend
http://imgur.com/a/N15yaMerry Christmas you bat loving fags i hope your bats have a great time
>>29119536
That was cute as fug, Merry Christmas Filly Toucher
>>29119527
Impale that with my pike etc
>>29119543
Cute story
Merry Christmas, /bat/!
'Twas the night before Hearth's Warming, and Anon crept through the house.
Not a noise could be heard, besides the squawking of one plastered birb.
The socks were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Princess Luna soon would be there;
The ponies were nestled all snug in their beds,
Except for the batpony Scarlet who slept with her rump above her head.
Anon crept in the room to grab a handful of batty booty,
Knowing it wouldn't be long before Scarlet woke from her nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Scarlet awoke with a start and jumped from her bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window she flew like a flash,
Then she noticed Anon was staring at her ass.
She threw him out the window into the snow,
He landed with a thud among the mysterious objects below.
What to her great surprise did he land near,
But a miniature sleigh, and quite a laugh she did hear.
Looking down she saw a figure, so lively and quick
Much to her surprise, did it kick Anon in the dick.
She knew in a moment it must be Princess Luna.
More rapid than Gryphons her coursers they came,
And she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name.
"Now, Dashie! now, Applejack! now, Twilight and Rarity!
On, Fluttershy! on Pinkie! on, Starlight and Sunset!
You still have lots of work to do and you're going to pay for it all,
This is what you get for wrecking my concert hall!
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys, and Princess Luna too.
And then, in a twinkling, Scarlet heard on the roof,
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
Without wasting a moment she ran into the living room and looked around,
Down the chimney Princess Luna came with a bound.
>>29120485
She was dressed all in fur, from her head to her foot,
And her clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of toys she had flung on her back,
But for poor Anon he'll be lucky if he can still feel his sack.
Her eyes -- how they twinkled! her mane how glowy!
Her cheeks were like roses, her snout like a cherry!
Scarlet worried the princess had caught a cold and said she shouldn't go,
But the princess assured her it was just an effect of the snow.
The bushel of hay she held tight in her teeth,
Made the floor look like it hadn't been cleaned in at least a week.
Se had a frown on her face and a little round belly,
She said what Anon tried to do could be considered a felony.
She was chubby and plump, becoming a right old pudge,
And Scarlet laughed when she heard this, in spite of herself.
With a downcast of her gaze and a twist of her hoof,
Scarlet admitted that sometimes she tries tempting him into her bed.
Luna spoke not a word, but with a shake of her head went straight to work,
With toys she filled all the socks but Celestia she felt like a jerk.
She placed her hoof on the side of her nose,
Upon giving a nod, up the chimney she rose.
She sprang to her sleigh, to her team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard her exclaim, ere she drove out of sight,
"ANON STOP BEING SO DENSE, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"
Merry Christmas to you all from Spanky the Bat
>>29120493
Okay this is impressive.
Fukken saved.
>>29120431
>"Aunty Midnight!"
"Aww Fairylights, my favorite niece you came for a visit"
These two do look pretty cute together
>>29120493
This thing is awesome, thanks and Merry Christmas to you!
What did bat ponies get for pony christmas?
>>29121208
mango trees
>>29121208
Dyy Dyy got a spear!>tfw I made this picture three years ago and it feels like I was doing it yesterday
>You are Peach Screech and very happy
>You have a present from your friend Tulip and she told you it's a very special present
>Which is why you are going to open it first and show your parents what a cool present your friend got you
>you unwrap the wrapper to reveal-
>Your wings pomf open in surprise as you realize what it is
>a rubber dong that flops onto the table and wobbles down onto the floor
>right in front of your parents
>cover your face with the wrapper and eeeee in embarrasment
>Be Tulip and you are pretty excited, you have a present from your friend, Peachy
>It's wrapped in a cute wrapper that you are currently ripping off with the help of your hooves, mouth and little filly wing claws
>And soon enough you're holding a cute and soft fleece pajama
>Quickly you wiggle yourself into it and then eeee happily while squirming around on the floor, enjoying how soft and warm it feels
>>29121896
>cover your face with the wrapper and eeeee in embarrasment
Peachy gives me a donkstronk, diabetus and giggle attack.
>>29121927
>Peachy gives me a donkstronk, diabetus and giggle attack.
Peachy could kill you before you even cuddled her
mfw I just learned Love Bites is also a song by Def Leppard
>tfw your cousin and that one stallion who likes to act all girly are becoming more popular than you
>>29122107
>that one stallion who likes to act all girly
Fun fact: he is HB's cousin too.
>>29122107
Now I feel guilty. HeartBeat is next on my 'to do' list.
>>29122113
tfw you can play it as Heartbeat being so grumpy she uses that one stallion instead of her cousin
Instead of admitting the truth of completely forgetting what relation he was supposed to be to her again
>>29122148
lel
>>29122122
>doing Heartbeat
>>29122158
>>29122158
>>29121896
Her parents are like
>"...yup, that's from Tulip."
Merry Christmas, /bat
>>29123175
Nice animation!
>you are at your home.
>it's midnight.
>you hear some ruckus in your living room.
>you turned on the lights
>you see this (picture related)help.. I'm stuck
what would you do ?
>>29123943
I'd gently pull this filly down and ask what she was doing in my chimney. I'd offer the shower, something to eat, then pick her up and carry back to her bed.
>>29123943I see what you're trying to dono, no spankies for that
>>29124210
Lol
I guess she needs to try harder next time.
>>29124302
The easiest way would be to ask
>>29123943
>free Dizzy
>sit down
>put her on my lap
>start poking her with my wood
"Looks like I have a package for you"
What do bats do for christmas
>>29123943
Call the fire department and then try to pull her out before she suffocates like all those would-be robbers do.
>>29125141
Suck and lick candy canes suggestively
eeee around
hang around in the christmas tree
eat appels
drink keknog
give presents
receive presents
wear christmas themed hats socks and tuft covers
>>29125183
And wingwarmers
>>29125293
Batpony warming you with wings warmed with wingwarmers!
>>29123943
Lather dat ass up with vegetable oil.
>>29125183
Create a bat pile and sleep together
I want to pet bat ponycreators
>>29126155
Woah now, you can pet my bats, but keep your hands away from me.
>>29126155
B-Baka...
>>29126155
y-you too
>>29126155
A pat is a non verbal agreement to take care of the following boner with your ass.
You have been warned.
>>29126333
If it was Love Bites our Hekesuh, then I'd take it
>>29126614
I bet I'd get a lot of ass if I was a trapbat-wait why do I care I want womanass not manass
>>29126721
But look, he is almost a girl! Long mane and tail, cute, girly voice, beautiful eyes!
Also:
>you have one dick
>girls have two holes
>boys have one tight hole and one thing to play with
See? It doubles the fun!
>>29126743
Not to mention how cutely it twitches and leaks drips of precum and cum when you hit that special spot on the inside!
No homo.
>>29126163
Can I touch them in naughty places?
>>29126743
I wish I had two dicks, one for each hole
>>29126754
Places like ear tufts, base of wings, tummy and the bottom of their hooves.
This is a pervy thread
ChristmasBeat
>>29127914
Here you go, a nice Christmas beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfLf7A_-1Vw
Anyone going to make bats screech christmas carols?
>>29128977
Scree scre scree scree screee screee screee screee
scre scre scre scre scre scre scree scree scree
Screeeee scre screee scree scre scree scree scree
scre scre scre scre scre scre scree screeee screee
>>29129031
Merry Christmas /bat/!
>>29129246
What a nice picture! Thanks!
>>29113466
You rock good sir! Thanks a ton!
>>29129246
Merry Christmas to you too
Bap
Bat pony maresor filliesin naughty Christmas ribbon outfit for you to unravel
Mud pony tries to sneak into the Bats mangoe orchard.
>>29132273
This is pretty funny, he's completely confused
>>29132273
Now with buttstamps
>>29132459
Ravage!
>>29133385
What a mischievous looking walrus
>>29133825
Which bats have information that will lead to the arrest of Celestia Clinton?
>>29133385
:)
>>29133871
>>29133860
#russiansdidid #putinwantstheworldburn #itwasrussia #fakenews #boohoostupidrusskies
>>29133871
u cheeky bastard
tfw no bat pony to sit around with near a bonfire and enjoying cold smoked salmon together
>>29134439
>>29134458
SOON
O
O
N
I believe this is how bat ponies court one another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TcLxlkc2pA
and if it is not I refuse to face reality
>>29133970
Off topic but I can't seem to find the video this is from, anyone know the name/link?
>>29134545
I have no idea
>>29134510
yup, that's how bats fuk
>>29134510
>Be Lockpick
>Want to smash
>Knock on Daylily's door, albeit heavily intoxicated from fruits that ended up being fermented
>Daylily opens the door and seems surprised
>"Lockpick, what bri-"
"Lemme smash"
>She stops talking and looks at you with confusion
"Please"
>You try to lean against something and fall over
>"Lockpick no I'm smashing Midnight Delight"
>You hand over a mango
"I got you mango"
>Daylily looks at you worried
>"Are you drunk?"
>You throw the mango away
"She does not want mango..."
>You pull out a banana
"Banana, lemme smash"
>"Lockpick...I'm closing the door now"
"Wait no lemme smash..."
>>29134606
okay, maybe not really the way how bats fuk
>>29091913
these panties give me a strong boner, I want Dizzy to wear them
Australian bat filly
old eggo sketchy
Another Australian bat filly!
Hello
>>29137016
Hi, how's going Hands? Mosina was all grumpy during your absence
>>29137154
Well enough, I wanted to stop in since a friend has been referring me to some recent interest in her and it made me realize how long it has been.
Seems like it may have been better to wait till a new thread was made though.
>>29137166
If you have something to post, then feel free to do it, /mlp/ is much slower than 3 years ago and it will take two or three days until we hit the bump limit
Bats pick up people interest when their creators hang out in the thread
>>29137213
>/mlp/ is much slower than 3 years ago and it will take two or three days until we hit the bump limit
Well that is a shame.
I have nothing new, I've been out of the pony community for quite some time now.
Are any of the others still here other than Vito?
>>29137246
If you ask about people from the early threads, then Cosmonaut and BatDesu, sometimes DJ
However, we've got some new people and they're really nice
>>29137270
And Kasar
>>29137270
>>29137280
Well, at least some of the oldheads are still around. I half expected it to be gone.
>>29136842
ruffle-able mane/10
>>29135957
curly whirley/10
>>29136551
Echo/Echo
>>29135340
I bet they'd look pretty good on dizzy
I wantTulipto wear these
Lemme smash
>>29137270
How many new people?
Which ones draw which ones write?
>>29138249
Drawbats:
>OTPL >>29102321
>BatPonyEcho (he makes pics with GMod models, provides fresh art from other people) >>29102268
>BatPonyJuicy >>29096573
>Woox/RusticAnon >>29093168
>Shutterstock Anon >>29080280
>Cosmo >>29076787
>Kasar (he provides art from other people) >>29129246
>SpankyBat >>29120485
>that Anon with Black Mambo bat >>29118389
>BatDesu the queen of Australia >>29086056
>Leiffer >>29108283
>Vivi
>LazerBlues
Writebats:
>sometimes OTPL
>FillyAnon >>29080193
>Leiffer >>29104640
>SpankyBat >>29120485
>Woox/RusticAnon
>Anon23434 (we popped out week or two ago, it looks like he abandoned his story)
Swiggity swoogy
>>29138614
I want thatpony
>>29138614
Love Bites lemme smash I've got stick
>wake up dizzy it's time for school.
...
>Dizzy are you awake ?
...
>Diz why are you still in bed ?
*fake coughing* I'm sick ... *another fake cough*
>oh u poor thing. you were fine yesterday.
*it's must be the weather.
>ok you stay in bed. and rest well.
*fake cough* ok..
-moments later-
>here dizzy I made you some warm milk. sit down and drink it.
*thank you.. *cough*
>before you do here put and keep this under your tongue.
*nervously* why ?
>just to see how bad is it.
...
>good girl keep it there for a bit I got something on the stove be right back.
when dizzy was alone in the room she put the thermometer inside the hot milk.
..
>So how is the little filly is doing ?
she immediately put the thermometer back inside her mouth.
>let's see.. wow you are burning up... you must stay in bed all day.
>just rest up Dizzy don't do anything. I need to go out for a bit ... are you gonna be ok ?
*cough .. I'll be fine. don't worry about me.
>just stay in bed ok dizzy ?
yes
closed the door.
>>29139263
This silly filly doesn't get it
No spankies for being naughty
Spankies for being nice
>>29139263
And then she hollers up all the other fillies who are skipping school and they all get together and play Texas hold 'em or whatever pony Texas is called, hold 'em
>>29139263
If she were my filly that thermometer would not be going inside her mouth.
http://etyas-shenanigans.tumblr.com/post/154987609345/everyday-challenge-4
>>29140021
This green pon is enjoying sexing
>>29140021
That bat pony isroyally fucked
Ok who slaps a map, honestly!
>>29140160
Oh no, lemme kiss and rub the slap, map
>>29139978
Yeah I use ear thermometers too
>>29139263I want to pull Dizzy on my lap, lift her tail and roll her clit between my fingers
STOP!
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This is a no-sexual line! No more sexual things allowed! Only fluffy bats cuddling, eeeing and playing innocently!
>>29141936
>He still thinks its funny the second time
>>29142054
It's not funny, lewds are making bats corrupt.
>>29141936
well no more dizzy or Tulip then
>>29142128
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Just a small opening so only these two fillies can squeeze through
>>29122107
>>29122113
>Blue pon is Heartbeats younger sister.
>Fairylights is a lover of fairy tales, ghost stories and the unexplained.
>>29142154
how do you except them to pass through without one getting her butt stuck in ?
>>29142507
lubricant!
>>29142507
>Peach Screech would dress like a ninja and silently sneak to the no-lewd wall opening
>it would end with a peach filly actually getting stuck and waiting for help
>>29142774
Peach screach allowed to be in the no lewd zone.
So she probably would get stuck going to the lewd zone
>>29143021
Does the no lewd zone have a guard to stop innocent bats from going to the lewd zone?
Happy birthday, Flutterbat, it's been 3 years.
>>29143095
Time is running too fast
>>29143046
That guard is corrupted. And accepts bribes.
>>29142165
Wasn't Fairylights her cousin too?
>>29143095
>moth ponies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKG4DahW6TA
>>29142507
>>29142774
>Front stuck on the non-lewd side
>butt stuck in the lewd side
>lewd things being done to her lower half
>having to keep herself from letting out any lewd sounds or make any lewd faces or she'll be banned from the non-lewd utopia
>>29144237
Poor girl
>>29143855
Someone fucked up that information
>>29144670
Scary guy with strangely bending legs.
>>29144670
Spooky swoogy
>>29144827
not sure what she is until desu confirms intensifies
other than acutie
>>29144546
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come easy go
A little high little low
Anyway the wind blows, does not really matter to me, to me
>>29144913
Singing Queen songs intensifies
What we add bats to drinks instead of sugar?
>>29145581
Roofies
>>29145717
No, no.
I mean we want some coffee and we don't add sugar, but tiny bats. They stick their butts into the cup and boom, it's sweet.
>don't add more than one bat per cup
>don't ask your bat to swim in too hot or cold drink
>DO NOT try to consume the bat, any attempt of eating a bat will end with Spetsnaz bursting through your door and smacking the shit out of you
>>29145754
That's so fucking retarded and gay
I wanna lewd a bat
>>29146212
I want to brush a bat
>>29144946
Singy battiesreplying to their own posts
>>29145754
I could never make a post this cringy and retarded even if I tried.
Well Done.
>>29144113
>Dizzy and Tulip giggle as they retreat behind that Anons post
>Dizzy digs out a Cd player and Tulip puts in aRicky MartinCd
>Dizzy hits play andLivin' La Vida Locastarts to play as the two look deep into each others eyes, blushing and giggling sweetly
>They both extend their hooves and grab a hold of one another's, and now they areholding hoovesbehind Anon's post, giggling and blushing as theyhold hoovesanddancelivin la vida loca!
>>29145754
>>29146732
If you peed in my coffee I'll end you
>>29146732
Bat asks if you want 1 lump or 2 in your coffee.
Galileo Galileo
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