Fuck fuck fuck Say something quick or your waifu will think you

>>29063291
SHIT I MEANT PINKIE PIE, NOT CHERRY PIE

>>29063291
Kill yourself, mobilefag.

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I mean it.

>>29063291
Can I lick your butthole?

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>>29063291
I swear the kid's arsehole was like that before I got here.

>>29063291
I LOVE YOUR NOSE HAIR PANKO

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>>29063291
I was only drilling a hole in the bathroom wall to fix the plumbing, I swear!

>>29063291
I wish Luna was my mommy.

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>>29063291

>>29063291
I SOMETIMES TOUCH MYSELF!

>>29063291
Spaghetti time

Uh Oh Spaghetti O's

>>29063291
I know what I said.

I only said hooves were a fashion statement

>>29063291
Something quick.

>>29063346
>accidently say this to luna
>her eyes water a little and she says sure
>within seconds you are a small colt
>your now stunted mind is unable to ask her to reverse it
good end

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>>29063291
Hey baby, why don't we go out the back door and I'll cum in your back DOORSARERAPISTS?

>>29063291
There is nothing more romantic than a man raising his pony wife, and I stand by that opinion.

>>29063291
If you're free on Saturday, would you like to get some coffee?

It's not that fucking hard.

Pony does not want to fug.

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>>29063291
It was always my destiny to be alone.

I embrace my fate.

>even if you got ported to pony land you would still be alone after sperging out when the ponies take interest in you
>as a human you would be an even bigger outcast than back home, even if you didn't spill all the spaghetti

>>29063291
I'm not a creep, I just want to fuck a pony in the ass while licking her hooves. Absolutely nothing creepy about that.

>>29063291
Do the hustle!

>>29063291
"Don't worry about the spying, I'm just from the NSA"

>>29063291
''I have no attractive attributes other than being rich.''

>>29063291
You're so fuckin special

BUT IM A CREEP
IM A LOSER

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>>29063291
something quick or your waifu will think you are a creep forever

Pizza time

>>29065177
Ur not rich, u wouldn't have a waifu if that were the case

>>29063291
y-you too

>>29063291
Want to hold hands?..err..um....hooves? Hand and hoof?

>>29065201
What the hell am I doing here?

>>29063291
Central nervous system

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>No, Twilight, "nigger" is a COMPLIMENT where I come from.

>>29063291
"This thread sucks"

>>29063291
Hi.

I LIKE DIAPERS! I MEAN SHIT! I MEAN FUCK!

>>29063291

... It sounded better in my head, honest.

Sorry. T-that was a bad joke, right?

>>29066251
Well which is it? Diapers, shitting, or fucking?
Because one of those is my fetish

WHERE IS THE PORTAL TO EQUESTRIA?

>>29066993
All of them

Nah, if she's going to dehumanize me and ty starting me down on that path, I'll just propose to her with a knife. Ponies propose by using their object to poke their loved one a few times, right?

Also OP, don't make these threads.

>>29065201
That song always give me the feels

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When i said "Twilight is better at magic" i didn't meant that she is better than you, but better than ...than ... than somepony else!..ehm.. Starlight!, yes i meant that she is better than Starlight ... oh shit she is her best friend... But not Starlight Glimmer, another Starlight...ehm... do you remember in Canterlot...That magician stallion that was just like you?..ehm oh fuck my damned mouth!!...not that you are a stallion... I didn't meant that you are still a stallion ...Pater noster qui es in caelis...I meant that he was called Starl ...ok, i surrender.
You can kill me now, but please be gentle...

>>29063291
I fantasize about fucking a horse.

>>29063291
Hey baby you must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all night... screaming.

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>>29066999
Oh shit, checked

>>29063291
I do it for the fun of it.

>>29063291
B-but I didn't say anything...

>>29067349
hey me too, what a coincidence

All I'm saying is that some fillies grow up faster than others, and some of the "urges" they may experience can be taken care of by a responsible adult. Like me. Who are you calling now?

bananas are an excellent source of potassium

>>29063291
I WANT TO HAVE CONSENSUAL SEX WITH YOU

>>29063291
wew lad

>>29063291
"... No homo."
>The ponies immediately let off a sigh of relief, your waifu patting you on the back.
>They now believe you would not ACTUALLY fuck Spike's boy pussy until he was a quivering trappy mess
>Thank the pony god that No Homo works in Equestria.

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>>29063291
You're gonna have to believe me when I say this, I basically have thousands and thousands of little anons in my brain pouring shit into my mouth to fuck over my chances with yo-I SUCK DICKS FOR A LIVING BACK WHERE I WAS FROM! I mean I cant control what I'm say-MY ASSHOLE IS STILL FULL OF CUM PLEASE STUFF ME MORE! TWILIGHT HELP!

>>29063291
haha long boy